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Mamla Legal Hai Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00You
00:13Son
00:15There is no one
00:17There is no one
00:19There are only lawyers
00:21but you need to understand
00:24You are in the case of a fool
00:27At least
00:29It will take five to six years to fix it.
00:32Six years?
00:33Yes.
00:35Our 15,000 will go to the battery rickshaw.
00:38Look, I'm just an ordinary lawyer.
00:41The rest is in God's hands.
00:50You're right.
00:52It's in God's hands.
01:00Jeevay!
01:01Jeevay!
01:02Here's Kabita!
01:03Hey, you!
01:04No one will touch my sister Khachru!
01:07Then how will we get her up?
01:10You're a lawyer, you stop, you scoundrel!
01:12Take care of your senior.
01:14Mr. Mathur!
01:15What are you doing?
01:16It's in God's hands.
01:17The rest is in God's hands.
01:18It's in God's hands.
01:20I'm a surrenderer.
01:21Hey, Khachru!
01:22You're stealing in the middle of the night.
01:25I wanted 15,000.
01:26I got more than 18,000.
01:28Shame on you!
01:31You think you're God?
01:34What have you done?
01:41Sir, there's a slap.
01:43Then there's a slap.
01:45Then there's a slap.
01:47And then there's a slap.
01:49This is Khachru.
01:50Him?
01:52Sir, don't be fooled by his cuteness.
01:54He's very smart.
01:55He knows how to make a lawyer cry.
01:57He snatches money from the civilians.
01:59He's a criminal.
02:01And he spits on the corporates.
02:04Sir, I'm sure he knows the taste of ginger.
02:08He's not alone.
02:09There are other grandsons like him.
02:13I counted them.
02:14All of them are very emotional today.
02:17Emotional?
02:18Sir, he stole money from Chimay.
02:20And this, Mr. Gopal.
02:22Last week, he made Uganda on his face.
02:24Look at this.
02:25And where did he go?
02:26Here it is.
02:27Show it to the judge.
02:29Hey, Dholia.
02:30Control your emotions.
02:31The judge is sitting.
02:33Reshla sir.
02:35Now take it and come to us
02:38with the same solution.
02:49Nice.
02:51Very nice.
02:52Nice?
02:54Do you call it nice?
02:55It's not nice.
02:57It's contempt.
03:00Contempt?
03:01In front of the chief judge?
03:03What an unbecoming proposition.
03:05How dare you?
03:07You made a human into a monkey.
03:09Sir, he's not a monkey.
03:10He's a monkey.
03:11Sir, it's a natural fact
03:12that monkeys are scared of monkeys.
03:14Shambhu.
03:15Make a monkey sound.
03:17Come on.
03:26Shambhu.
03:27Shambhu.
03:28Back, back, back.
03:29It's still raw,
03:30but it improvises in front of monkeys.
03:32Sir, this idea is sustainable
03:35and indigenous.
03:36It's a Delhi model, sir.
03:37It's on trial run from the parliament
03:38to the president's house.
03:39Shut up.
03:41Do you think
03:43the chief judge will allow this?
03:46Not at all, Mr. Ghosh.
03:48If he doesn't, what will he do?
03:51Trust.
03:53Find something else.
03:54Yes, yes.
04:24If there's no solution,
04:29there will be a strike.
04:51Hello.
04:53Ma'am is in the car.
04:55She's taking the kachori.
04:57We'll get it from there.
04:58What will we get, ma'am?
05:00Stay.
05:01Then the bank won't be able to cut your crops.
05:03What?
05:04The bank won't be able to cut the crops?
05:07What?
05:08They've started harvesting.
05:10Tell sister to wait for a couple of hours.
05:12We'll take a stay.
05:13Say stay.
05:15She's saying we don't want satay.
05:17We want crops.
05:18Sister, if we take a stay,
05:19they won't be able to cut your crops.
05:21Not crops, wheat.
05:22Isn't wheat the same?
05:23Vegetables are the same.
05:29Ma'am, what am I saying?
05:31Let's give them something to eat.
05:33Why should we?
05:34The judge is with us.
05:39Monkey!
05:40Go back!
05:41Monkey!
05:42Go back!
05:43From monkey to freedom!
05:44From monkey to freedom!
05:45Ma'am, what's going on?
05:47Monkey is saying go back.
05:50No car will go inside.
05:52Sir, please.
05:53Please clear it.
05:54I have to go inside.
05:55It's a very urgent matter.
05:56There won't be any matter today, ma'am.
05:58Today is a strike.
05:59Strike.
06:00Fulfill our demands.
06:01What strike?
06:02Sir, if you want to strike, then do it.
06:04How can you stop others?
06:05Sir, Supreme Court, it's a clear ruling.
06:08This is illegal.
06:10Sir!
06:12Ma'am,
06:13when will this judge producer come?
06:19With all due respect, sir,
06:21the bar is completely in sync with the bench.
06:24Then why is this strike happening at your court?
06:27It's all under control, sir.
06:29Be assured, it will be over soon.
06:32I'm on top of it, sir.
06:34Such strikes can stain your stellar career.
06:37Besla, keep an eye on it.
06:39Yes, your honour.
06:40In fact,
06:42it has my undivided attention.
06:44Resolve it.
06:45Okay, sir.
06:47What is this, Vishwas?
06:49This is a Rewari model, sir.
06:54Sir, I think it's a poop.
06:57Rewari model is a poop, sir.
06:59Of a lion.
07:01Like humans, even monkeys are scared of lions.
07:04Rewari farmer is very smart.
07:06To chase away the monkeys,
07:08he spread lion poop everywhere in his fields.
07:10And that lion poop...
07:11Can you please stop using this word in my chamber, please?
07:14She's absolutely right.
07:16What are you saying?
07:18Sir,
07:20it's a poop.
07:22Sir.
07:23Sir.
07:24Poop.
07:25Poop.
07:26Poop.
07:27Poop.
07:28Poop.
07:29Sir, can I pee?
07:31Kids use it.
07:33Excreta.
07:36We will proceed with excreta, okay?
07:38Good choice, ma'am.
07:39I'll do excreta.
07:40I mean,
07:41we will spread the lion excreta in the court.
07:44The monkeys will run away. Problem solved.
07:46Where did you get the lion excreta?
07:48Ma'am, I got it from Delhi Zoo.
07:49Unfortunately, there's only one lion left there.
07:51So, we only got 300 grams.
07:53But we need 30 kilos.
07:5430 kilos?
07:55300-300 gram bags will be hung everywhere.
07:58Outside your office,
07:59in the corridor,
08:00in the foyer.
08:01Sir, lawyers sit there.
08:04Sir, they have to save it.
08:08Sir.
08:11Badbu won't just wait for the lawyers.
08:14They will take this gun and enter your courtroom.
08:17And your order will be an order.
08:26Vishwas.
08:28Get me a new model.
08:31Yes, ma'am.
08:32Ma'am.
08:34He's the spouse of my landlord.
08:35Bank forcibly cuts his crops.
08:37And those lawyers won't let me enter the judges' block.
08:40Yes, you're right.
08:41It's a strike today.
08:42Come on, both of you.
08:43Let's make a poster.
08:45This is amazing, Mr. Dalil.
08:47Ma'am.
08:48It's my first case.
08:49I'll lose my job.
08:51So, because of your job,
08:53should the whole association take off their trousers?
08:55Hey.
08:56If you want to strike, do it.
08:58How can you force others?
09:01Annie, if someone else was in your place,
09:03I would've plucked all your hair and made you bald.
09:06What do you mean?
09:07She's giving a big warning.
09:09She could've given it to me too.
09:12What?
09:13I've already cut one.
09:15Only four are left.
09:17Ma'am, I'll go inside.
09:19Jurisprudence is with us.
09:22Dalil.
09:24No, no, no.
09:25Don't come close to me.
09:27I dare you.
09:28You know what? I double dare you.
09:29I...
09:34Let go of him.
09:35What have I done, brother?
09:36I wasn't even coming to the court.
09:38Legal remedy is a constitutional right.
09:41My maid will go on strike.
09:43Get lost.
09:47The monkey's freedom...
09:48Will continue.
09:56Brother.
09:57Don't hit too hard.
09:59It hurts.
10:01Sir,
10:02except for a few idiots,
10:03all the lawyers are in support of the strike.
10:05Tyagi sir has become the image of a strong president.
10:07I'm getting calls from the jail mill in full support.
10:10Order.
10:11This poster is wrong.
10:12Why?
10:13Look.
10:14The monkey's freedom...
10:15Will continue.
10:17What's wrong with that?
10:18It means that
10:19until the monkey is free,
10:21there will be a war.
10:22No, no, no.
10:24Until the monkey is free,
10:26that means the monkey is already free.
10:28And until he is free,
10:30there will be a war.
10:31Well, Mr. President,
10:32I seek his audience at the earliest.
10:35Mr. Tyagi,
10:36is the strike on?
10:38You tell me.
10:39What's the matter?
10:40Call off the strike right now.
10:41How can the president call off the strike like this?
10:43If the president doesn't call off the lawyers' strike,
10:46will my uncle do it?
10:47Huh?
10:48There's justice going on here.
10:50There's no episode
10:51to pause in between.
10:53Sir, my client needs instant relief.
10:55Client?
10:56Did you find a client?
10:57Yes, I found one today.
10:58What about your relief?
10:59Who supports the lawyers?
11:01Doesn't the bank give us a loan?
11:03Doesn't the landlord give us a house on rent?
11:05And the father doesn't give his daughter?
11:06And we get relief?
11:08I heard about the girl.
11:09Won't you get a loan?
11:10Won't I?
11:11Look, ma'am,
11:12neither will the strike be called off
11:14nor will you present your case here.
11:17Don't lose hope.
11:18I've entered the judges' block.
11:20Just watch how I call off the strike.
11:25What is this?
11:27Tea.
11:30What the hell is happening in this court?
11:33Out!
11:34Out, sir.
11:35Out, sir.
11:36Out, out, out.
11:37I had a one-tap.
11:38You touched both of them.
11:39I saw it.
11:40But it's not like that.
11:41I'll put a contempt.
11:42Non-bailable.
11:43Go ahead, sir.
11:44Ball.
11:47Out!
11:48Out, out, out.
11:49Out, out, out.
11:50No, this is a five-wicket.
11:52This one is out on three.
11:53This one is not out on two.
11:54Who plays with five, sir?
11:56Put a contempt.
11:57Non-bailable.
11:58What a mess the association has made of the court.
12:02Vishwas.
12:03I have a complaint against the association.
12:08She got scared.
12:09She got scared.
12:10This is Imli.
12:12Our dog.
12:13Imli.
12:14Imli.
12:15What is this, Vishwas?
12:16A model from Karnataka.
12:18Monkeys are very scared of lions.
12:20So, a farmer from Karnataka
12:21painted a dog in tiger print.
12:24Genius.
12:25Really?
12:26Reality is stranger than fiction.
12:28And ground reality is stranger than non-fiction.
12:32You need therapy.
12:33You made a lion out of a dog.
12:35I was happy making a monkey out of a human.
12:38But a new idea.
12:39Looks dignified.
12:40Was this your idea?
12:42What a great idea, sister.
12:44Two monkeys were feasting behind the canteen.
12:47Seeing us like this,
12:49they ran in the middle of it.
12:50Why were you watching the monkeys feasting?
12:53What's that? I was also watching.
12:54You guys are going to drive me mad.
12:57Vishwas, listen.
12:58I want to file a complaint with the best officer.
13:00I want to end this illegal strike.
13:02Please.
13:03Your complaint will be accepted by the court
13:05when the strike ends.
13:06The strike will end
13:08when the court accepts the demands of the association.
13:10If the court accepts all the demands of the strike,
13:12how will it declare it illegal?
13:15The strike won't end like this.
13:18But it won't end the way you want it to, right?
13:21If this idea is undignified...
13:26Shambhu. Shambhu. Shambhu.
13:31Then which idea is dignified?
13:52Wow.
13:53Wow. Wow. Wow.
13:55What is it?
13:56What a lion, sir.
13:58I got it.
13:59Animal print, sir.
14:01Look at this.
14:02From Jolie to Kardashian,
14:04and from Janhvi to Disha,
14:05they all like tigers.
14:08Sorry.
14:09So why can't our Imli like lions, sir?
14:11Look at this, sir.
14:12She was waving her tail like this
14:14looking at herself in the mirror.
14:16Why are you explaining to me about Imli's feelings?
14:19Sir, because this time too,
14:20someone or the other will come to mess with us.
14:22Animal cruelty. Animal rights.
14:24Sir, this idea will be rejected
14:26because of this doctrine.
14:28Yes, sir.
14:29We were such a good idea,
14:30but we got rejected.
14:33Sir, can I say something?
14:34Bansala ma'am is very practical.
14:36But I don't know what happened to her this time.
14:39Sir, we need your support to push this idea.
14:41You also want this strike to end, right?
14:47As long as the monkey is free,
14:49the monkey will be destroyed.
14:52The monkey will be destroyed.
14:56The monkey will be destroyed.
15:00Ma'am,
15:01we have cut three branches.
15:03Only two are left.
15:05Don't lose hope.
15:06I will start the strike against protest.
15:09You tried in the morning,
15:11so we are stuck here.
15:12God knows what will happen now.
15:14Nothing will happen now.
15:15I have all these lawyers with me.
15:17They are also against the strike, okay?
15:20These people...
15:22Ready, everyone?
15:23Let's do this, okay?
15:27Kothar strike.
15:28It won't work.
15:29Stop it.
15:30It won't work.
15:31It won't work.
15:32Monkey, you will be destroyed.
15:34Kothar strike.
15:35Stop it.
15:36It won't work.
15:37It won't work, fine.
15:38Okay?
15:39Kothar strike.
15:40It won't work.
15:41Kothar strike.
15:42It won't work.
15:43Kothar strike.
15:44It won't work.
15:45We demand an association.
15:47Stop it.
15:48We demand an association.
15:50Stop it.
15:51We demand an association.
15:53Stop it.
15:54We demand an association.
15:56Stop it.
15:57We demand an association.
15:59Stop it.
16:02The bar and the bench are respected because...
16:05Why don't you spend some money
16:07and buy a pair of good glasses?
16:10You always wipe it.
16:13Holang Khajana,
16:14Triple S,
16:15Subramaniam,
16:16Salve,
16:17and Jabal.
16:18All three wear these.
16:19And it's very expensive.
16:21Okay.
16:23So,
16:24save the bar's reputation.
16:26Now save the bench's reputation.
16:28End the strike.
16:29We have to end the strike, sir.
16:31But we can't see a solution.
16:33Coming back without a solution,
16:35do you understand?
16:36It will affect the elections.
16:38Yes.
16:39And I'm standing in front of you.
16:41I understand, Tyagi.
16:43I've become a judge from a lawyer.
16:46Ghosh doesn't understand.
16:48He thinks he's a judge.
16:50If I pass an order without listening to him,
16:52the higher ups will report
16:54that I don't take my fellow judge with me.
16:57And if I keep listening to him,
16:59they'll report
17:00that I couldn't manage the strike.
17:02I don't understand, sir,
17:03what's the problem with Ghosh
17:05becoming Shambhu's servant?
17:08Human dignity.
17:10Human dignity.
17:11Why does Ghosh talk about such big things
17:13in the district court?
17:14Ask him to go to the Supreme Court.
17:18He won't be able to go.
17:20He's the first generation.
17:25I understand.
17:26They'll have to give him
17:28an ego massage.
17:30Deep tissue.
17:33Me?
17:34No, no, no way.
17:35Not me.
17:37Then who?
17:38You.
17:43You're the only one in this entire court
17:47who can appreciate my point of view.
17:51Because we were trained
17:53under the tutelage of Venkat Subramanian.
17:57He enlightened the nation on human dignity.
18:01He even considered rickshaw pulling
18:03to be against human dignity.
18:06And in this court,
18:09no one has a problem with that.
18:17Show me
18:18what all you've been told to make sounds.
18:28And what all have you been told to do?
18:30To scare, sir.
18:35Shh, shh.
19:00The society will always
19:02look down upon him.
19:05You may go, son.
19:08Goodbye.
19:12Not necessarily, Your Honor.
19:15Why?
19:16Society doesn't just judge us
19:18by our work or jobs.
19:21It looks at our incentives.
19:23What do you mean?
19:24In our time, law graduates
19:26would look down upon drafting in firms.
19:29They wanted to be sub-advocates.
19:32But today,
19:33corporate firms have given us job security.
19:36So, that drafting
19:38is more respectable.
19:42Your Honor,
19:43if you think
19:44there's a lack of dignity in the job,
19:47then increase the incentives.
19:52We demand an association!
19:54Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
19:56Court adjourned!
19:57It won't work. It won't work.
19:59Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
20:01Where's your energy, guys?
20:02Where's your energy?
20:03You've turned this protest into a hunger strike.
20:06Ma'am,
20:07let it be.
20:09We've lost all our dignity.
20:16We demand an association!
20:18Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
20:19We demand an association!
20:21Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
20:23We demand an association!
20:25Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
20:27What are you doing?
20:28This is a strike.
20:29Give it to me.
20:30Until you don't end this strike,
20:31I'm not going to give this back.
20:33Why?
20:34Because this strike is wrong.
20:35How is it wrong?
20:36First, you should discuss the issues.
20:38Look, you've just come.
20:39We've been discussing this for years.
20:41Then file a written complaint.
20:42The PCO has given it out.
20:44If you want to strike, then do it.
20:46How can you force others?
20:47I see.
20:48How can I force others?
20:50And what you're doing right now,
20:52isn't it a force?
20:54What do you demand for an association?
20:56Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
20:58We demand an association!
21:00Fulfill it! Fulfill it!
21:24In the view of all the arguments,
21:27facts, material evidences,
21:30and a few convincing performances,
21:33all the learned judges of this court,
21:36that is me and Chief Baislav,
21:39we have arrived at a verdict.
21:42Mr. Shambhu Kumar is hereby appointed
21:46as the MRO of Patparganj Court.
21:51Hoorah! Hoorah!
21:53Monkey repelling officer.
21:56This is not a mere contractor,
21:59but a bona fide government servant.
22:03Give him a government job too.
22:05Now we'll get a girl like her.
22:07There are two vacancies left.
22:09To end this strike,
22:12the guest judge, Mrs. Baisla,
22:17and the guest judge, Mr. Ghosh,
22:21I would like to thank them from the bottom of my heart.
22:25A big round of applause.
22:28Because today,
22:30they have set an example
22:33for the Patparganj Bar and Bench.
22:36A big round of applause.
22:39I, Treasurer Lakmeer Balli,
22:43I, Treasurer Lakmeer Balli,
22:47and on behalf of all the lawyers,
22:50I would like to thank the VD Tyagi.
22:53I would like to thank the VD Tyagi from the bottom of my heart.
22:57In their firm leadership,
22:59all the demands of the association have been fulfilled.
23:06VD Tyagi!
23:08VD Tyagi!
23:10Sada Tyagi!
23:12Sada Tyagi!
23:15I'm sorry I couldn't give you justice.
23:18You must have felt bad.
23:20No, no. I didn't feel bad.
23:23I knew that nothing could be done in Kachahari.
23:27Maybe you didn't know.
23:37Oh, oh. Here, hold this.
23:39Here.
23:40Here, hold this.
23:42Here, take it.
23:46Attack!
24:10Attack!
24:40Attack!
25:11Dance and show
25:15We don't need a road
25:22We don't need lawyers' beatings
25:29Your eyes are like the law
25:32Listen to me, my lord
25:36Listen to me, my lord
25:38Tell me, who is at fault?
25:40Who is it?
25:42Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who?
25:44Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
25:47Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
25:51Who wears black coats?
25:54Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
26:01Dollar is expensive
26:04Cockney is expensive
26:07Dollar is expensive
26:12Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
26:15Dollar is expensive
26:19Cockney is expensive
26:22Cockney is expensive
26:26Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
26:28Who wears black coats?
26:30Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
26:35Who wears black coats?
26:38Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
26:41Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
26:44Who wears black coats?
26:47Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
27:05Oh, my lord, it's a game of rose
27:35© transcript Emily Beynon