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00:00:00We'll be late.
00:00:02What's the hurry? The dead man won't run away.
00:00:05Antonio needs to talk.
00:00:07I can't go to my father's funeral now.
00:00:09Your father? But he's already dead.
00:00:11No, no, not that dear Fribar. The real one, Marquis de Atuel.
00:00:14I'm a Spanish nobleman, right?
00:00:16Mr. Marquis, we are disappointed.
00:00:18In the cooperation, he took a bigger hole than this one in the banks,
00:00:21and the Lord can't save us.
00:00:23Well, yes, people don't pay the sum.
00:00:25The little ones, the dirt, the man, the two-headed woman...
00:00:28I love them, but I can't.
00:00:29When you replace a housekeeper,
00:00:31you have to increase the tax on those who pay,
00:00:33that is, ours.
00:00:34What?
00:00:35Ours in the throat, ours in the throat.
00:00:37Nothing like that.
00:00:38I'm not like Rahoy, who made the Spaniards keep the Marzellites.
00:00:41I know the measure is unpopular, but that's the only way we can...
00:00:44Do you want to ruin my popularity before the elections?
00:00:47Let's take the other one, she's a housekeeper.
00:00:49Araceli, a Brazilian witch is running away.
00:00:51Nobody knows where she is.
00:00:53Here she is.
00:00:59Araceli.
00:01:00What?
00:01:01Wasn't it Joao in Brazil?
00:01:03Oh, Joao.
00:01:04It turns out he's a married man.
00:01:06Everything is in order.
00:01:07The neighbor, his sister-in-law,
00:01:09the one from the caipirinha pavilion.
00:01:11Joao.
00:01:13Does anyone know how to wave this?
00:01:15Don't wave it.
00:01:16You'll walk around dressed like an antichrist.
00:01:18The lady manager of the cooperation is bankrupt.
00:01:20You have to increase the contributions.
00:01:22Now?
00:01:23I'm going to get drunk.
00:01:24We're going to pay the debtors and that's it.
00:01:26It's too low for you.
00:01:27The debts cost money.
00:01:28We're not going to talk about the tension
00:01:30between the neighbors.
00:01:32We're not going to make decisions
00:01:34that put my life in danger.
00:01:36You're sleeping with a black man.
00:01:38Bigger danger than that.
00:01:40Yes, but what's the difference?
00:01:42Why are you looking at me?
00:01:44Because of your micropenises.
00:01:46If we don't judge them,
00:01:47this guy won't pay.
00:01:49Yes, because we're very soft.
00:01:52I'll show you how to get money.
00:01:54What are you going to do?
00:01:55You.
00:01:56When are you going to pay the debtors?
00:01:58The situation is terrible.
00:02:00We have to pay the guests and the water.
00:02:02Then electroshock.
00:02:04Antonio!
00:02:05Mom!
00:02:06You're attacking your own electric shock
00:02:08in front of your daughters.
00:02:10There's nothing.
00:02:11What a bunch of losers.
00:02:13My dad's going to kill you, you bastard.
00:02:15Girl, Marquis de Atayuela.
00:02:17That's exactly what I want to avoid.
00:02:19You're fired.
00:02:21I'm taking over the management of the cooperation.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Araceli, you're not prepared.
00:02:26You're fired.
00:02:27That's it.
00:02:28I'll do whatever I want.
00:02:30Is that so?
00:02:31Yes.
00:02:32Then I refuse.
00:02:33Don't count on me.
00:02:34Ungrateful.
00:02:35Why?
00:02:36You've helped me a lot.
00:02:37All right.
00:02:38Then I'll have time for your wife
00:02:39and your child,
00:02:40who's already on her way.
00:02:41The time will come back, won't it?
00:02:43That's how Sergio opened up to him about Cocos.
00:02:45No, Fran.
00:02:46The child we're waiting for is Judith.
00:02:48It's time, isn't it?
00:02:49Exactly.
00:02:50She won't hold on.
00:02:51We'll see if she holds on.
00:02:52Araceli,
00:02:53you're fired.
00:02:54You're taking over the cooperation.
00:02:55Crazy.
00:02:56Wonderful.
00:02:57It's a successful meeting.
00:02:59I'm getting used to it.
00:03:00But it has to be successful
00:03:01or she won't make it to the funeral.
00:03:05Congratulations, Lola.
00:03:06There's already a heartbeat.
00:03:07What kind of technology is this?
00:03:09They pass through the remote
00:03:10and see the miracle of life.
00:03:12Well, the doctor sees it.
00:03:13I don't.
00:03:16Here's your grandson.
00:03:20Here we go again.
00:03:21What's up?
00:03:22I feel sick.
00:03:23Javi, this is your child.
00:03:25You have to feel sick, too.
00:03:26Yeah, my kidneys are running on this thing.
00:03:29Everything is fine,
00:03:30but there's a risk of pregnancy.
00:03:31The fetus is a fish.
00:03:32What?
00:03:33It's not enough for this stage of pregnancy.
00:03:35There's leftover nephritis.
00:03:37The child is weak.
00:03:39It happens with women
00:03:40with low blood pressure
00:03:41at the beginning of pregnancy.
00:03:42Did I tell you you're very weak?
00:03:43Yes, you did.
00:03:44Nothing to eat, doctor.
00:03:45I'm eating.
00:03:46They show it on TV
00:03:47and you look fat there.
00:03:48It's not because of that.
00:03:49A vampire is going to play.
00:03:51She can't be fat
00:03:52because she's not going to fly.
00:03:53I'm going to put you on a caloric diet.
00:03:55You have to gain at least 10 kilos
00:03:57during pregnancy.
00:03:58No!
00:03:59No stress.
00:04:00You're going to stay at home until birth.
00:04:02What?
00:04:03No, that's impossible.
00:04:04We're recording the end of the season.
00:04:07She's the main heroine
00:04:08in Dirty Internet.
00:04:09Bravo!
00:04:10It's very strange in the title.
00:04:12It's not just the title.
00:04:13Okay, work.
00:04:14But no sudden movements.
00:04:16You're not going to lift a weight.
00:04:17Don't worry.
00:04:18I'll be her assistant.
00:04:19I'll lead her,
00:04:20I'll bring her back,
00:04:21I'll chase the fans.
00:04:22I can do that too.
00:04:23You're going to work.
00:04:24She's going to take an unpaid vacation.
00:04:26She's going to support you.
00:04:27I don't want cooks.
00:04:28Daddy!
00:04:29You've been at home for three days
00:04:30without a meal.
00:04:31Eat!
00:04:32Yesterday I put the table
00:04:33and left the meal.
00:04:34And who paid for the meal?
00:04:36The equipment comes from the apartment.
00:04:38Do you think I'm stupid
00:04:39that I don't know
00:04:40what the high standard is?
00:04:41Eat already!
00:04:42That's exactly what you should avoid.
00:04:44I'm sorry.
00:04:45I'm sorry, doctor.
00:04:46We're very nervous.
00:04:47We're the first skins, right?
00:04:50Yes.
00:04:56Good morning, dear.
00:04:58Good morning.
00:04:59How are you?
00:05:00Bad.
00:05:01I was dreaming again
00:05:02that I'm with Karida
00:05:03and the current is taking me away.
00:05:05Oh, dear.
00:05:06What do you want to eat?
00:05:08Meat soup,
00:05:09muesli,
00:05:10smoked tofu,
00:05:11rice and bread.
00:05:12What do you want?
00:05:13One croissant, please.
00:05:14Oh, no.
00:05:15We're out of kefir.
00:05:16Ines, give my friend
00:05:17a croissant.
00:05:18We said
00:05:20I don't want to be a problem.
00:05:22Don't cry,
00:05:23because I could tell you
00:05:24I'm pregnant.
00:05:25Get well soon.
00:05:26No,
00:05:27because I'll tell your mother
00:05:28and you'll see.
00:05:29We can be happy
00:05:30the three of us.
00:05:31I can't go naked
00:05:32out of the house anymore.
00:05:33When did you go naked?
00:05:34I was just about to start.
00:05:35We won't argue anymore.
00:05:36You'll hold up
00:05:37and that's it.
00:05:38At least contribute financially
00:05:39to the market
00:05:40or something like that.
00:05:41Oh, come on.
00:05:42I pay for everything.
00:05:43You'll get rich
00:05:44because you eat like a pig
00:05:45and you're fat.
00:05:46That's not true.
00:05:47I have a strong structure.
00:05:48Nonsense.
00:05:49You have more boobs than me.
00:05:50That's not so hard.
00:05:51And you love me
00:05:52in front of my son.
00:05:53Can we eat quietly?
00:05:54I can't eat anymore.
00:05:57Don't take the kefir.
00:05:58There will be problems.
00:05:59I'm telling you
00:06:00so you know.
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:04Neighbors,
00:06:05your housekeeper
00:06:06turned around.
00:06:07What did you do
00:06:08to your hair?
00:06:09It's very bad
00:06:10for the roots.
00:06:11It doesn't look good on you.
00:06:12And I'm very happy
00:06:13to see you.
00:06:14I called you here
00:06:15because a lot of things
00:06:16are going to change.
00:06:17And go to your wife.
00:06:18You too?
00:06:19What a baby boom.
00:06:20Why are you shaking?
00:06:21Because I'm happy.
00:06:22Okay, congratulations
00:06:23to all the neighbors.
00:06:24You're crazy,
00:06:25but you're...
00:06:26Okay, I wanted to say...
00:06:27Can I say something?
00:06:28What?
00:06:29Kick the car.
00:06:30You attacked Milo.
00:06:31Come on!
00:06:34Come on, let's hear
00:06:35the housekeeper.
00:06:38I'm sorry.
00:06:39We're totally confused.
00:06:40I'm looking for a solution.
00:06:41I'm looking for a solution.
00:06:42I'm looking for a solution.
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00:07:09I'm looking for a solution.
00:07:11Let's not start arguing because we're not going to solve anything.
00:07:14Right?
00:07:15Then I'm not going to pay for anything anymore.
00:07:18But we have two apartments.
00:07:19Silence!
00:07:22Silence!
00:07:23No one is going to pay for anything anymore.
00:07:25I'm canceling the invoices forever.
00:07:30Araceli,
00:07:32did the tiles in Brazil cost you a lot?
00:07:35No.
00:07:36Do you forgive us then?
00:07:37Tax amnesty for everyone.
00:07:39No, no.
00:07:40You're crazy, Enrique.
00:07:41In Mirador de Montepinar, money will never be needed again.
00:07:45We're going to build an eco-farm.
00:07:49What?
00:07:50God, God, God.
00:07:51Eco-farm?
00:07:52What's that?
00:07:53Self-satisfying cooperation.
00:07:55Every neighbor will bring something.
00:07:58Milk, vegetables, eggs.
00:08:00We're going to create, we're going to look,
00:08:02we're going to donate,
00:08:04and we're going to pay each other without depending on the outside world.
00:08:08What's that? A hidden camera?
00:08:09We're protesting.
00:08:10The opposition wants to turn the cooperation into a hippie commune.
00:08:13We support the protest.
00:08:14Don't you see anything?
00:08:15That's an absolutely stupid idea.
00:08:17Well done, Skati.
00:08:18I think it's terrible.
00:08:19Go on.
00:08:20I was a volunteer in the village of Monepololeungungo,
00:08:23and it worked perfectly.
00:08:24Abdoulaye was responsible for the water,
00:08:26Mochanga was in charge of the cattle,
00:08:27and we all lived in peace and harmony.
00:08:29Then a military man took care of everything,
00:08:31but we were happy.
00:08:32I don't care what you're doing in Monopolyeungungo.
00:08:35Monepololeungungo.
00:08:38Imagine that for a moment.
00:08:40We're all helping each other.
00:08:44We could treat the land like we did in the monastery.
00:08:47What are you talking about?
00:08:48They want to turn the cooperation into a hippie commune.
00:08:50You'll be fired.
00:08:51And you'll be fired.
00:08:52And you'll be fired.
00:08:53And you'll be fired.
00:08:54And you'll be fired.
00:08:55We have a lot of hippies here.
00:08:57Come on, we're hippies.
00:08:58Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:09:00I'm the boss.
00:09:01Who's the boss?
00:09:04One question.
00:09:05Okay, let's get rid of the tax.
00:09:07And how are we going to pay for the insurance of the cooperation?
00:09:10It's very easy.
00:09:11With the products we have left,
00:09:13we'll open a weekly eco-market.
00:09:15And how are we going to pay for an eco-flat?
00:09:18Eco-tomatoes and eco-carrots.
00:09:20What if it's in the eco-euro?
00:09:22I'll participate in the eco-farm,
00:09:24so my children will be healthy.
00:09:26And they'll fix our noses.
00:09:27Nothing will be fixed, hippies.
00:09:29See what?
00:09:30Let everyone choose something.
00:09:33I want the vegetable garden.
00:09:35Protest.
00:09:36I protest.
00:09:37But the government wants to turn the garden into a potato field.
00:09:40Urban vegetable gardens are made on the hills.
00:09:42That's how they do it in New York.
00:09:44Of course, that's why they call it the Big Apple.
00:09:46Do you know how much water is needed to maintain a garden in a city?
00:09:50We can make a well if there are suitable waters.
00:09:52Yes, and oil.
00:09:53No, but we can make biodiesel.
00:09:55We just need to use oil, soda, caustic and methanol.
00:09:59Yes, you'll make fuel with oil from croquettes.
00:10:01Are you thinking about MacGyver?
00:10:03And we'll buy a generator, so we'll save money on fuel.
00:10:06That's a lot of money.
00:10:08Okay, I'll buy a children's pool and I'll make a fish tank.
00:10:11Hey, I'm the magnet, the fish is here, got it?
00:10:15I'll do what I want on that job, got it?
00:10:18Dad, Maria Dolores will save you.
00:10:20Don't get mad.
00:10:21Everyone has a place in the eco-farm.
00:10:23All you need is a little goodwill.
00:10:26Araceli, this project is doomed to failure.
00:10:29Come on, who's in charge of the eco-farm of Smurfs?
00:10:32I'm in.
00:10:33What's going on?
00:10:35The devils.
00:10:36The green ones have won.
00:10:44Let's see if my mother will like you.
00:10:46The previous one couldn't even look at you.
00:10:48If she's your mother, then it's not clear.
00:10:50Bert will inherit the title of Marquis.
00:10:52The royal family will have to hunt elephants for us.
00:10:56Dona Eloisa Carbonell?
00:10:58Yes.
00:10:59Oh, Mom!
00:11:00How are you, Mom? She's not crying.
00:11:02The lawyers are very reliable.
00:11:04What's going on, Rosaline?
00:11:06They're looking for Mrs. Eloisa.
00:11:08Is that so?
00:11:09I'm Esther, the daughter, and you order.
00:11:11Rosaline, are you the reverend of the devils?
00:11:13Yes, ma'am.
00:11:15I'm pregnant with the baby.
00:11:17But I'm very nervous.
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:20Mom, see, they came to you.
00:11:24Mom, see, they came to you.
00:11:26Who?
00:11:27Mom!
00:11:28What do you mean, Mom?
00:11:29What do you mean, Mom?
00:11:31I'm your son.
00:11:32When they stole from you in St. Bernardine Hospital on May 66.
00:11:36What is he talking about?
00:11:38I'm Antonio Castro de Ampuria Carbonell, Marquis of Atayuel.
00:11:42The title is for me, because I'm a virgin.
00:11:44Is this some kind of joke?
00:11:46I was born in 1966, but my son was born dead.
00:11:50No, you're lying.
00:11:52But they showed me the lifeless body of my little Feliciano.
00:11:57Feliciano?
00:11:58I'm glad they stole you.
00:12:00Don't think they're going to steal the baby from a marquis.
00:12:02They stole all the paintings at Coplovis.
00:12:05Look, my mother is injured in this case.
00:12:07If you love her, get out.
00:12:09Yes, you just want to take all the inheritance.
00:12:12Get out, I have nothing else.
00:12:13Out, or I'll call the police.
00:12:15Let me go, I'm the oldest.
00:12:17If they hadn't stolen me, I'd have reddened your neck.
00:12:19My condolences.
00:12:21Mom, I love you.
00:12:27In the name of Satan, I, Locresia Cautilia,
00:12:31of the undead of the underworld,
00:12:34order the forces of darkness
00:12:36to pour out their power upon me.
00:12:40And now, why am I calling the devil?
00:12:42For God.
00:12:44Let's eat, dear.
00:12:46You'll have a very tasty shake.
00:12:48Eat, this is for bodybuilders.
00:12:50Protein, as the doctor said.
00:12:51I won't drink that, look at my neck.
00:12:53You have to fill the bottle.
00:12:55Leave me alone, I have to study.
00:12:57Read Satan.
00:12:58No Satan, the baby is more important.
00:13:00Go to sleep.
00:13:02Now you need to calm down.
00:13:07Come on, come on, Susana.
00:13:09Come on, I made a trip.
00:13:11I caught the taxi driver by the neck.
00:13:15Is that a goat?
00:13:17No, pony with a horn.
00:13:18I'm going to catch the kids for them.
00:13:20And what is the goat for?
00:13:22To participate in the eco-farm,
00:13:23so we'll save taxes.
00:13:25Can't you plant tomatoes?
00:13:27That's better.
00:13:29We'll have milk,
00:13:30we can make cheese,
00:13:32boil sour milk,
00:13:34live shows.
00:13:35Do you have an accordion?
00:13:36Lola, can we talk?
00:13:37Shoo, shoo, shoo again, huh?
00:13:39Dad, who's driving her on the terrace
00:13:40so she doesn't get stuck in the hall?
00:13:42She's already stuck in the elevator,
00:13:44but these are junkies.
00:13:46It's easy for me.
00:13:47Go to the terrace, Susana,
00:13:48to see what a view there is.
00:13:51This is not a horse.
00:13:54Did you see that we shouldn't have
00:13:55brought him to the meeting?
00:13:56He's already doing stupid things.
00:13:57Javi, this is an eco-farm now.
00:13:58We have to participate in something.
00:14:00The goat is a wild animal.
00:14:01It has fangs and microbes.
00:14:03It can cause malformations of the fruit.
00:14:06Yes, the child will be born with a horn,
00:14:07not an asterisk.
00:14:09I'm talking to you.
00:14:10All day long.
00:14:12Javi, thanks to Dad,
00:14:13we'll save 180 euros a month.
00:14:15That's great, but...
00:14:16Look, I'm already starting to love him.
00:14:20First, someone has to take care of me.
00:14:23Me?
00:14:24You, from time to time.
00:14:26Boy, bring me a pill,
00:14:28because your tits are more dependent
00:14:30on those at Relook.
00:14:32I've got a lot together, dear.
00:14:34We took the house,
00:14:35we took the gadget,
00:14:36and Raquel,
00:14:37my super-friend,
00:14:38to whom I said everything.
00:14:40We shared...
00:14:42even the creams.
00:14:44This is a much longer blow.
00:14:45No, no, you're right.
00:14:46All Russians are bad.
00:14:48But you're a traitor.
00:14:49Stay without your girlfriend.
00:14:51We'll completely ignore her.
00:14:53You too.
00:14:54First it was Javi,
00:14:55now Sergio.
00:14:56If it doesn't work out,
00:14:57it'll be Enrique.
00:14:59I won't talk to her.
00:15:01You're a true friend.
00:15:04Okay, now you breathe.
00:15:06Concentrate on your children
00:15:08and sign up for yoga.
00:15:10I don't have money.
00:15:11Well, your head is up.
00:15:12Come on.
00:15:16It doesn't look so bad.
00:15:18Raquel, we've lost the gang.
00:15:20Oh, now we're a gang.
00:15:21Is there no one else
00:15:22except the gadget
00:15:23of your girlfriends?
00:15:24Sergio wasn't a gadget.
00:15:25Anyway,
00:15:26change your girlfriends
00:15:27for a man.
00:15:28And the question is,
00:15:29is it worth it?
00:15:30Is it a win?
00:15:31Sergio,
00:15:32change your temper
00:15:33or the wolf
00:15:34change his temper.
00:15:35Hm, wait a minute.
00:15:36I'm crying.
00:15:37Of course he'll change.
00:15:38Change his love for me.
00:15:40Are you living together?
00:15:41Yes.
00:15:42Let's hope it works out.
00:15:44Why wouldn't it work out?
00:15:45The story kills.
00:15:46When they're with you,
00:15:47they don't need to
00:15:48take care of you anymore.
00:15:49They let you go
00:15:50and leave you.
00:15:51Or not.
00:15:52Your magical prince
00:15:53will slowly but surely
00:15:54turn into Homer Simpson.
00:15:56Judith,
00:15:57what happened to Enrique
00:15:58doesn't mean...
00:15:59No, no,
00:16:00Enrique is the same.
00:16:01That's your advantage
00:16:02at 50.
00:16:03He can't let go.
00:16:04And Sergio
00:16:05won't let go.
00:16:06You'll tell me,
00:16:07but on the phone.
00:16:08If he doesn't come here,
00:16:09they'll cut me off.
00:16:15Look, Milo.
00:16:16We have a business
00:16:17for the eco farm.
00:16:18What's that?
00:16:19Eco coconuts.
00:16:20I know they're coconuts.
00:16:21What are they doing
00:16:22in my hall?
00:16:23Like under the sofa.
00:16:24I got Pasyano
00:16:25here from the village.
00:16:26He's coming
00:16:27to his granddaughter's wedding.
00:16:28We're selling
00:16:29eco eggs.
00:16:30Get out!
00:16:31Get out!
00:16:32Don't stress them
00:16:33because they'll get
00:16:34their asses kicked
00:16:35and they won't take them.
00:16:36Aren't the eggs
00:16:37for the cooperation?
00:16:38They won't understand.
00:16:39They'll take them
00:16:40for all of them.
00:16:41These coconuts
00:16:42are paper.
00:16:43They won't take them.
00:16:44Get out!
00:16:45No, wait.
00:16:46We have to tell them
00:16:47they'll get kicked out.
00:16:48But, Dor,
00:16:49the coconuts won't fly.
00:16:50What do you mean?
00:16:51What about the paper coconuts?
00:16:52I won't make a mess
00:16:53in my house.
00:16:54It's not yours.
00:16:55It's the bank's.
00:16:56We live illegally here.
00:16:57We have to pay
00:16:58the water and gas.
00:16:59If they don't stop them,
00:17:00we'll kill them.
00:17:01Milo!
00:17:02I know.
00:17:03Milo!
00:17:04These coconuts
00:17:05are our last hope.
00:17:08And what do they eat?
00:17:10Whatever you throw at them.
00:17:11Pasyano's
00:17:13Grandma Selim
00:17:14gives them leftovers.
00:17:15Carlota,
00:17:16help your mother.
00:17:17She looks confused.
00:17:26How did I get here?
00:17:28I had dreams,
00:17:29hopes.
00:17:30I wanted to go
00:17:31to Eurotips.
00:17:37Hello.
00:17:38How are you?
00:17:39Well,
00:17:40how beautiful you are.
00:17:42Yes,
00:17:43I know.
00:17:44You were crazy about me,
00:17:45weren't you?
00:17:46Wait, crazy?
00:17:47I was interested.
00:17:48Take your things.
00:17:49You're coming to live with me.
00:17:52Wait!
00:17:54Wait
00:17:55to realize
00:17:56you're meeting me.
00:17:57Yes,
00:17:58but let's skip that.
00:17:59When I decide something,
00:18:00I go.
00:18:01And your cousin?
00:18:02She'll be our love nest.
00:18:03How happy I'll be
00:18:04with her,
00:18:05you and me.
00:18:06And Raquel?
00:18:07And that fool Sergio.
00:18:08And he doesn't live there?
00:18:09Yes,
00:18:10but this relationship
00:18:11won't work.
00:18:12Our relationship
00:18:13looks good.
00:18:14Won't it be a little tight?
00:18:15You live in a caravan.
00:18:18Are you coming
00:18:19or not?
00:18:20Now?
00:18:21I'm coming.
00:18:22When you're done,
00:18:23here's the key.
00:18:24Get in
00:18:25and go right.
00:18:26Come on.
00:18:28Aren't we in a hurry?
00:18:29We haven't even kissed yet.
00:18:31I'll kiss you,
00:18:32but without a tongue,
00:18:33you bastard.
00:18:34We're starting badly.
00:18:36Come on,
00:18:37pack your things.
00:18:38I'll see you at home,
00:18:39darling.
00:18:43What should I do
00:18:44with the caravan?
00:18:45I'll hire another one.
00:18:47Mr. Resio,
00:18:48how are you?
00:18:49Did you find your mother?
00:18:51Yes,
00:18:52but my stupid brothers
00:18:53kicked me out
00:18:54so I wouldn't be a marquis.
00:18:55It's like a game of thrones.
00:18:56Are you a marquis?
00:18:57This woman
00:18:58can't be your mother.
00:18:59They even showed
00:19:00the dead child.
00:19:01The mafia
00:19:02that steals children
00:19:03had a baby in the fridge.
00:19:04They showed it
00:19:05to everyone.
00:19:06That's right.
00:19:07I saw it in the news.
00:19:08Jesus,
00:19:09there are so many bad people.
00:19:10Eloise is my mother
00:19:11and I think I can prove it.
00:19:12How?
00:19:13I don't know.
00:19:14I feel like something.
00:19:15No,
00:19:16you don't feel like anything.
00:19:17Leave the idiot to talk.
00:19:19They said
00:19:20she died at birth.
00:19:22So there must be a grave.
00:19:24If it's empty,
00:19:25it means it's you.
00:19:27I'll find Feliciano Castro's grave
00:19:28and bury him with charcoal.
00:19:30Antonio,
00:19:31to exhumate a corpse
00:19:32you need a court order.
00:19:33You have to look for it.
00:19:34An investigation will open.
00:19:37Or not.
00:19:38I'm going to get my mother.
00:19:39I want to see the empty grave
00:19:40with my own eyes.
00:19:41You're going to the water
00:19:42without going
00:19:43through the purifier.
00:19:44Antonio.
00:19:45How can you save me?
00:19:46We already have all the ingredients.
00:19:48Sodium caustic,
00:19:49methanol
00:19:50and used oil.
00:19:51What are you going to do,
00:19:52Arginiano?
00:19:54Don't be afraid
00:19:55it's very dangerous.
00:19:57Sodium is very corrosive.
00:19:58It can cause burns
00:19:59on the skin and eyes.
00:20:01Methanol vapors
00:20:02are toxic and flammable.
00:20:04Come on,
00:20:05the boy will die of laughter.
00:20:06It's very easy.
00:20:07This is a chemical reaction
00:20:08called transesterification.
00:20:10Bravo.
00:20:11Sodium chloride
00:20:12and methanol
00:20:13form sodium methoxide
00:20:15which breaks down
00:20:16the lipids
00:20:17in three glycerides
00:20:18of the oil
00:20:19and releases glycerin.
00:20:20It merges with methanol
00:20:21and forms biodiesel.
00:20:23I do it differently
00:20:24but it happens.
00:20:25Come on,
00:20:26pour the oil into the pot.
00:20:29Oh, Gregorio!
00:20:31You remind me
00:20:32of the smell
00:20:33of fried oil.
00:20:35The potato is spoiled.
00:20:37Pour it in.
00:20:39It's more powerful for the engine.
00:20:40Now we have to heat it
00:20:41to 55 degrees.
00:20:43But in Celsius?
00:20:45Of course.
00:20:46I know,
00:20:47you're challenging the question.
00:20:48Put on your masks
00:20:49and we'll prepare the methoxide.
00:20:51Come on,
00:20:52I'll pour the sodium chloride.
00:20:53Leave it,
00:20:54you're very impatient.
00:20:55The next night
00:20:56I'll make cola-calm.
00:20:57No, the foil
00:20:58has to be put in methanol.
00:20:59And you're going to pour
00:21:00the methanol here?
00:21:01It has to be done separately
00:21:02for the thermic reaction.
00:21:03What?
00:21:04Three spoons of soda.
00:21:05First,
00:21:06you have to strain it.
00:21:07It's very...
00:21:08Do it on the eye
00:21:09like the spider.
00:21:10I'll pour the methanol here.
00:21:11Don't pour more
00:21:12or you'll regret it.
00:21:13Don't pour more!
00:21:14Amador,
00:21:15stop,
00:21:16you have no idea.
00:21:17You too,
00:21:18you look like a madman
00:21:19from Back to the Future.
00:21:20You won't let me do anything.
00:21:21You'll clean it later.
00:21:22Is that how you're going to cook it?
00:21:23Be careful!
00:21:26What are you doing,
00:21:27you fool?
00:21:28Get out!
00:21:29Burn,
00:21:30burn!
00:21:31Get him out of the water!
00:21:32No, no, no,
00:21:33not cold water!
00:21:37It's coming,
00:21:38it's coming!
00:21:47Something's wrong,
00:21:48something's wrong!
00:21:50What a failure.
00:21:51Let's start from the beginning.
00:21:52Patience
00:21:53is the mother of science.
00:21:55Wonderful,
00:21:56we're going to die.
00:21:58I don't know why
00:21:59I turned to him,
00:22:00like I did before.
00:22:01He doesn't pay attention to me.
00:22:03He likes his crazy sister
00:22:04more than I do.
00:22:06Leave him alone,
00:22:07it's very convenient.
00:22:08We haven't been in love for months,
00:22:09and when we do,
00:22:10I have to disguise myself
00:22:11as the red hat,
00:22:12as an Indian
00:22:13or the girl
00:22:14from The Exorcist.
00:22:16Can you hear me?
00:22:17Wait downstairs.
00:22:18And now
00:22:19look for your mother around you.
00:22:21It turns out
00:22:22he was stolen from a child.
00:22:24What a story you have,
00:22:25dear.
00:22:27What am I telling you
00:22:28personal things?
00:22:30I don't know.
00:22:32Let me ask you,
00:22:33what are you planting?
00:22:34Well,
00:22:35pumpkin.
00:22:36It takes him
00:22:37six months to grow.
00:22:39Then I'll plant apricots.
00:22:40Two months.
00:22:41Then tomatoes.
00:22:42Six months.
00:22:43What should I plant?
00:22:44Cabbages are the fastest.
00:22:45And who wants cabbages?
00:22:47They're very tasty.
00:22:49I'll plant beans and apricots.
00:22:51No, no,
00:22:52beans and apricots
00:22:53can't be planted together.
00:22:54Why?
00:22:55They steal
00:22:56the nutrients.
00:22:57Even your plants
00:22:58make you dirty.
00:22:59Then what should we plant?
00:23:01Come on,
00:23:02all at once.
00:23:03Whatever comes out,
00:23:04this will...
00:23:06We'll have to water them,
00:23:07won't we?
00:23:08Wait,
00:23:09the beetles want more water
00:23:10than the cabbage.
00:23:11The cabbage wants more
00:23:12than the carrots,
00:23:13but...
00:23:14There's nothing.
00:23:15Come on,
00:23:16bring me carrots.
00:23:17But there's no water up here.
00:23:21What do you mean,
00:23:22there's no water?
00:23:23What for?
00:23:24To water the antenna?
00:23:26And why didn't you tell me
00:23:27before making the garden?
00:23:29I don't know,
00:23:30I thought you had a plan.
00:23:31What plan could I have?
00:23:32When there's no...
00:23:33water,
00:23:35there's no garden.
00:23:42Judith,
00:23:43you're so beautiful.
00:23:44Your face is so shiny
00:23:45from all the dust.
00:23:47This is the best moment
00:23:48in a woman's life.
00:23:50What do you want?
00:23:51Water for the garden.
00:23:52Yes,
00:23:53I told Koke.
00:23:54Come on,
00:23:55let's water it.
00:23:56And he said,
00:23:57there's no water here,
00:23:58and I asked him,
00:23:59why?
00:24:00And he said,
00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:02And then I told him,
00:24:04come on,
00:24:05Judith,
00:24:06she's a good girl,
00:24:07and I'm sure
00:24:08she'll include carrots.
00:24:09And why am I giving you water?
00:24:10To participate
00:24:11in the eco-farm.
00:24:12Don't tell me
00:24:13about the eco-farm.
00:24:14What,
00:24:15Krobyanka?
00:24:16A cabbage garden
00:24:17on a roof?
00:24:18What nonsense.
00:24:19But this nonsense
00:24:20has to be watered.
00:24:21Are you going to give us
00:24:22water or not?
00:24:23And who's going to pay
00:24:24for the garbage?
00:24:25Us,
00:24:26with carrots,
00:24:27and carrots.
00:24:28Carrots.
00:24:29I'm grateful
00:24:30I'm buying from a supermarket
00:24:31because it's cheaper.
00:24:32But they have pesticides.
00:24:33Maybe your baby
00:24:34will be born from it.
00:24:35Perda.
00:24:36And you,
00:24:37as an apostolic Catholic,
00:24:38you're a little nasty,
00:24:39mother.
00:24:40Then she confesses
00:24:41and it's done,
00:24:42a great deal of faith.
00:24:43Judith,
00:24:44pray.
00:24:45It's so nice,
00:24:46everyone's sitting
00:24:47in harmony.
00:24:50It's not connected
00:24:51to the river.
00:24:52Let's see there.
00:24:54I thought Enrique
00:24:55had over-raised
00:24:56but no.
00:24:57It's not by accident
00:24:58that the news are all red.
00:25:00Like Alice
00:25:01in Wonderland.
00:25:02Who's going to make
00:25:03the table?
00:25:05We're starting bad.
00:25:06Shut up.
00:25:07Hello,
00:25:08Martin.
00:25:09Fermin.
00:25:10Fermin Trujillo.
00:25:11Araceli Madariaga.
00:25:12Koke Kalatrava.
00:25:13Bertie Scobar.
00:25:14Is this the committee
00:25:15for the reception?
00:25:16The cake is missing.
00:25:17We worked in the garden
00:25:18upstairs
00:25:19and we needed...
00:25:21There's no water upstairs
00:25:22and we need it.
00:25:23Of course,
00:25:24I'll give it to you.
00:25:26First,
00:25:27a little goodwill.
00:25:28How much
00:25:29is it different
00:25:30from the shower?
00:25:31Tell us,
00:25:32but it's better
00:25:33if you throw
00:25:34a damage
00:25:35so you don't
00:25:36go up and down.
00:25:37Oh my God,
00:25:38we don't need
00:25:39a drink.
00:25:40We want you
00:25:41to throw us a carrot.
00:25:42Throw you what?
00:25:43To water
00:25:44the garden.
00:25:45There's no food upstairs
00:25:46and who's going
00:25:47to pay for this water?
00:25:48Us,
00:25:49with rolls
00:25:50and tomatoes.
00:25:51And you're going
00:25:52to give us
00:25:53milk from your goat.
00:25:55And why would I give you
00:25:56milk,
00:25:57when I've already
00:25:58given you water?
00:25:59Because we're
00:26:00going to give you
00:26:01rags.
00:26:02And what are they for?
00:26:03There's no use.
00:26:04You see,
00:26:05are you going
00:26:06to give us
00:26:07water or not,
00:26:08Martin?
00:26:09Fermin.
00:26:10Fermin.
00:26:11Fermin Trujillo.
00:26:12I'd give it to you,
00:26:13but there's no water
00:26:14because the one
00:26:15who's going
00:26:16to pay
00:26:17for this water
00:26:18is going
00:26:19to buy
00:26:20tomatoes
00:26:21and
00:26:22carrots
00:26:23for his
00:26:24wife.
00:26:25I'm not going
00:26:26to give you
00:26:27water.
00:26:28I'm going
00:26:29to buy
00:26:30tomatoes
00:26:31for my
00:26:32wife,
00:26:33Fermin.
00:26:34I said
00:26:35no.
00:26:36I'm not
00:26:37going
00:26:38to give you
00:26:39water.
00:26:40I'm
00:26:41going
00:26:42to buy
00:26:43tomatoes
00:26:44for my
00:26:45wife.
00:26:46I've already
00:26:47given her
00:26:48money.
00:26:49I'm
00:26:50Do you know how to do it?
00:26:52You'll do it.
00:26:53But I've never done a goat.
00:26:55Neither have I, I work with computers.
00:26:57Come on, we'll learn something new.
00:26:59It can't be that hard.
00:27:00Wait, you'll mix something up.
00:27:02I don't know how, relax a little, come on.
00:27:05But how?
00:27:06Do it.
00:27:07When you squeeze the tits, how?
00:27:09You don't have to be a Nobel laureate.
00:27:11You have to put your hand in your name to get used to it.
00:27:13Weird thing is the Internet, how does it globalize everything?
00:27:16You have to squeeze every tit like a mouth.
00:27:18That's enough, lift it up like a hand wheel.
00:27:20Hold it from behind.
00:27:22Yes, so that it fits me inside.
00:27:24Otherwise you won't make it, look at the video.
00:27:27Look at this rhythm.
00:27:29One, two, one, two.
00:27:31Come on, your turn.
00:27:33Yes, let's act like we'll stand like this until tomorrow.
00:27:39And Sosenka, beautiful, relax a little.
00:27:45One, two, one, two.
00:27:48Don't turn it.
00:27:49It smells like a village.
00:27:51One, two.
00:27:52One.
00:27:53Nothing comes out.
00:27:54You have to massage for a minute to stimulate the milk.
00:27:57One drop comes out.
00:28:00Here.
00:28:01This has to be thrown away, it cleans the canal.
00:28:03Wait, wait.
00:28:04It's going to sting me.
00:28:08Wait, Sosenka.
00:28:09But really.
00:28:10And if we use the pump for the socks?
00:28:13How are we going to put the pump on the goat?
00:28:15I think everyone uses it.
00:28:17I'll take the gloves.
00:28:19I hope this goat doesn't have milk.
00:28:21The gypsy told me you make chocolate every day.
00:28:23Maybe she's hungry.
00:28:24Did she eat?
00:28:25I gave her cornflakes, but she didn't eat it.
00:28:28Yes, the goats need to graze in the field.
00:28:30How do I know?
00:28:31I'm from the beach.
00:28:32They ask me about sardines.
00:28:33I don't give a damn about sardines.
00:28:35They have a lot of iron.
00:28:36Come on, let's go grazing.
00:28:38Where?
00:28:39To the falcons.
00:28:40Come on.
00:28:41To the devil's park.
00:28:43My dear Milo, how many eggs do we have now?
00:28:45None.
00:28:46What do you mean?
00:28:47They've been laying eggs all day.
00:28:48I'm sure you can tell the difference.
00:28:50Beyoncé is very nervous.
00:28:51Who?
00:28:52Beyoncé.
00:28:53She's over there.
00:28:54I'm the fat ass.
00:28:55And this is Lady Gaga.
00:28:56How nice, Milo.
00:28:57The kids are communicating with nature.
00:28:59Great.
00:29:00Maybe they're not laying eggs because they're locked up.
00:29:02Grandma let them out of the house.
00:29:04Yes, Milo.
00:29:05You're keeping them in a concentration camp.
00:29:07They have to be free and happy.
00:29:09They're eating flowers and sucking everything.
00:29:11Sucking?
00:29:12Come on, Gaga.
00:29:13This is Thor.
00:29:14We'll sell him later.
00:29:15Who's going to buy a coconut?
00:29:17Take them out of the garden for the maroons.
00:29:19The circle of life, Milo.
00:29:20We're all coming from the line.
00:29:22What a mess.
00:29:23No, Nanno.
00:29:24Don't drag them.
00:29:25Get out.
00:29:26If they don't lay eggs,
00:29:27I'll take them back to the village.
00:29:29Wait.
00:29:30They're still adapting.
00:29:31Are they fed well?
00:29:32No, because they're stupid.
00:29:33We throw away the remains and the birds,
00:29:35and they don't lay eggs.
00:29:37We throw away the remains and the birds,
00:29:39and they don't lay eggs.
00:29:40Damned kids.
00:29:42We have to put up a sign.
00:29:44Yes.
00:29:45No, no, no.
00:29:46I refuse to put this up in my designer garden.
00:29:48We're a crowd.
00:29:49Come on, kids.
00:29:50Make a sign.
00:29:51Great.
00:29:54Milo, look at the coconut.
00:29:56Hypnotize the coconut.
00:29:58He's the kid who talks to coconuts.
00:30:02Coconut,
00:30:03did they make you rich?
00:30:06If what this man says is true,
00:30:08can he be your brother?
00:30:09Mom, there are no frauds in our family.
00:30:11How did you know I lost the baby?
00:30:13The date said so.
00:30:15He must have learned it.
00:30:16He's probably a professional fraudster.
00:30:18Now you have to rest.
00:30:20Your tea, ma'am.
00:30:21Thank you, Marilyn.
00:30:23Rosaline, Mom.
00:30:24Don't worry her.
00:30:25Let her be filled with emotions.
00:30:29Yes, ma'am.
00:30:30Bye, beautiful.
00:30:31Beautiful, Mom.
00:30:32Yes, beautiful.
00:30:37Mom!
00:30:38For God's sake,
00:30:39what are you doing here again?
00:30:41I'll prove to you that I'm the little Feliciano.
00:30:44My baby died.
00:30:45You're my mother.
00:30:46I feel it in my heart.
00:30:47I'm not.
00:30:48You are.
00:30:49Please leave.
00:30:50What else, Mom?
00:30:51I've been depressed for five years,
00:30:53and I don't want to go through that again.
00:30:56I can't.
00:30:57I don't want your money,
00:30:58not even the titles.
00:30:59Well, the title, yes.
00:31:01I lived a lie for 47 years.
00:31:04Ha!
00:31:05I lived a lie for 46 years.
00:31:07I want to go back to my mother.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:13I agree.
00:31:14Let's go.
00:31:15Where?
00:31:16Out of nowhere.
00:31:17Wait until you get a little far.
00:31:20Can I?
00:31:21No, you can't.
00:31:24This time it's not a big deal.
00:31:26This is a significant improvement.
00:31:28Will this move the car?
00:31:29No, because it's not a biodiesel yet.
00:31:31We need to mix the oil and the methoxide
00:31:33to create a reaction that will break the molecules.
00:31:36Okay, guys.
00:31:37How do we mix it?
00:31:38As you wish.
00:31:39Give it rhythm, pal.
00:31:41Osu!
00:31:42Do you want to do something?
00:31:48How long do I have to do it?
00:31:50One hour.
00:31:51How long?
00:31:52And don't stop,
00:31:53or it'll reverse the reaction.
00:31:54Amazor!
00:31:55Amazor!
00:31:56Amazor!
00:31:57Beer.
00:31:59Hello, dear.
00:32:00I'm here.
00:32:01Hello, Mimi.
00:32:02How was your day?
00:32:03I'm not talking to you.
00:32:04Seriously, break my heart.
00:32:06Hello.
00:32:07Hello.
00:32:08How were the pictures?
00:32:09Exhausting.
00:32:10It was very tense.
00:32:11I found out that Vladimir is a homosexual
00:32:13and I don't know how to tell Lucrezia
00:32:15because she loves me,
00:32:16but she loves him too.
00:32:17But I have to wake her up.
00:32:18I vowed to destroy the undead.
00:32:20Isn't it a bit of a sad story?
00:32:22No, no, no.
00:32:23This is a psychodrama with a nuance of
00:32:25the terrible science fiction.
00:32:27Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:28Get out of here.
00:32:29This is my place.
00:32:30Leave him alone.
00:32:31He's exhausted.
00:32:32Hello.
00:32:33Hello, dear.
00:32:34How was work?
00:32:35Normal.
00:32:36What is he doing here?
00:32:37I'll introduce you to my gadget.
00:32:39We'll live together.
00:32:40Since when is it a gadget?
00:32:41This morning.
00:32:42But we've been seeing each other secretly for a long time.
00:32:45I don't share my personal things.
00:32:47Can we talk?
00:32:48Of course.
00:32:49Get dressed.
00:32:50No, don't get dressed.
00:32:51Yes.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53Yes.
00:32:54What should I do?
00:32:55Get dressed.
00:32:56I'm so happy.
00:32:57Are you kidding me?
00:32:58Throw him out of the house so you can eat me.
00:33:00Is that the only way you can fall in love?
00:33:02Nines, Sergio and I need intimacy.
00:33:06We're just getting started.
00:33:08This is a magical moment in our relationship.
00:33:14Here's the magic in action.
00:33:16Oh, my God.
00:33:17Oh, my God.
00:33:18Oh, my God.
00:33:21Do you see he's dead?
00:33:23Let's get out of here.
00:33:24This grave is fake.
00:33:25The mafia that steals children made it so there's no suspicion.
00:33:29No one will ever find out.
00:33:30And how?
00:33:32What are you going to do?
00:33:33Watch out.
00:33:38Eloisa, what are you doing?
00:33:40A Spanish nobleman to destroy graves?
00:33:46Here he is.
00:33:47They buried him, but there's not even half a meter.
00:33:50What?
00:33:51A gift from the Marseillais.
00:33:52Because the client can't pay.
00:33:57What kind of jacket is this?
00:33:59Looks like a cider jacket.
00:34:00Okay, I believe him.
00:34:01But don't open it.
00:34:02My mouth is dry.
00:34:03Marilin, Marilin, Marilin.
00:34:06Look, Mom.
00:34:07It's empty.
00:34:11You have hair and everything.
00:34:13He really died.
00:34:15Police?
00:34:16An old woman is burning graves in the cemetery.
00:34:21This is a shame.
00:34:27Gentlemen, we have biodiesel.
00:34:30Here it is.
00:34:31That's disgusting.
00:34:32What's that down there?
00:34:33Glycerin.
00:34:34Mom, watch out.
00:34:35It's a chemical.
00:34:36It's a chemical.
00:34:37It's a chemical.
00:34:38It's a chemical.
00:34:39It's a chemical.
00:34:40It's a chemical.
00:34:41It's a chemical.
00:34:42It's a chemical.
00:34:43Mom, watch out.
00:34:44It's gonna blow up.
00:34:45No, nitroglycerin doesn't exist.
00:34:47That would make soap.
00:34:48Yeah, and the shampoo for the hemorrhoids.
00:34:50It's my first choice.
00:34:51I have to check if it works.
00:34:54Easy.
00:34:55How?
00:34:56How?
00:34:57With your car.
00:34:58The ride begins.
00:34:59You'll get free fuel.
00:35:01What do you mean free?
00:35:06And out with your car, Leo.
00:35:07Exhausted, Leo.
00:35:08Exhausted.
00:35:09Here he comes.
00:35:10Damn it.
00:35:11Oh, God.
00:35:13If you steal my car, you'll pay for it.
00:35:16It'll run better, with less gas, less noise, and less fuel.
00:35:20In case it's a bio-diesel that's not very safe.
00:35:23And why do you need the car if you don't go anywhere?
00:35:25Just to kill yourself in the garage, you have to burn it.
00:35:28It's ready. Give me contact, let's see.
00:35:35Don't burn it. It won't happen.
00:35:38Be more persistent.
00:35:39Is the caustic soda dirty?
00:35:41We need to drain the oil.
00:35:43You'll leave me without a battery.
00:35:46Ah, it's on.
00:35:49It's using oil.
00:35:51This is the Kroketomobil.
00:35:53Brain, we made a bio-diesel, come here.
00:35:56Watch out, I took off my swimming trunks.
00:35:59We have fuel for the Eco-Farm, I'll tell the Home Office.
00:36:01Don't tell anyone. We'll sell our bio-diesel.
00:36:04Amador, this is for the Eco-Farm.
00:36:06Next time, we'll make a gas station.
00:36:08And where?
00:36:09Here.
00:36:10The gas station, the lions. I like it.
00:36:13We'll get rich.
00:36:16You don't have a swimming trunk?
00:36:18Look at the cucumber.
00:36:20It's starved more than the survivors.
00:36:23Fermin can't swim here.
00:36:25It says it's forbidden to step on the grass.
00:36:27It doesn't say he can't eat.
00:36:28People will laugh at us.
00:36:30Ma'am, I'm not laughing at your poor dog.
00:36:33I'll have the barber cut his back hair.
00:36:36Fermin, you can't talk to people like that.
00:36:38The barbershop is agony, and you're exhausted.
00:36:40Me?
00:36:41You're a wise guy, but there's something inside you that doesn't...
00:36:44Psychoanalytical, and it's happening now.
00:36:46I've helped a lot of people, because I have a very important quality.
00:36:49I can listen.
00:36:50And talk. Talk like a soldier.
00:36:53For example, Suleiman. When we met, he was drunk.
00:36:56He had six wives in Senegal.
00:36:58Dalai Lama will be exhausted by this.
00:37:00But I put him in the ambulance and he got up.
00:37:03This watch is from him.
00:37:05Do you see it?
00:37:06I know, I paid for it.
00:37:07Are you trying to get back at me?
00:37:08I didn't ask you for anything.
00:37:10Fermin Trujillo owes nothing to anyone.
00:37:13That's why we ran away from your apartment.
00:37:15Go to hell.
00:37:17His money for your watch.
00:37:20You're not good with your nerves.
00:37:22With my nerves?
00:37:23I'm sorry.
00:37:24What?
00:37:25Don't you know that the income can only be earned
00:37:27on regulated bars?
00:37:29Look, my grandma died and...
00:37:31Your grandma died?
00:37:32You're not telling me anything.
00:37:33Yes, yes, she died.
00:37:34Grandma Felisa, the owner of the goat.
00:37:36Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:37:38The woman was 96 years old.
00:37:41The candle was blown very hard and she got an embolism.
00:37:44She hit her face in the cake.
00:37:46If you know how they cleaned the chocolate
00:37:49in the funeral home.
00:37:51The goat is depressed.
00:37:52Yes.
00:37:53I'm very sorry for Grandma Felisa,
00:37:55but the deposit is 200 euros.
00:37:57200 euros?
00:37:59For what she ate a little grass?
00:38:01I'm sorry, but you can't go to the dogs
00:38:03where they do shopping in the alleys.
00:38:05You don't see them, do you?
00:38:07If we see them.
00:38:08But since you don't have anywhere to go.
00:38:10Calm down.
00:38:11No, no.
00:38:12You stress my goat and I'll stop the milk.
00:38:14How will I give it to them later?
00:38:16Will you answer me?
00:38:17And will you give it to them?
00:38:19Yes, but at home.
00:38:20And can't you do that?
00:38:21That lady over there is feeding her baby.
00:38:23Will you give it to her?
00:38:24Let him not be seen and hold.
00:38:27Excuse him.
00:38:28My father-in-law is 30 years old.
00:38:30He burns the beach and he's in hell in the sun.
00:38:32How are you?
00:38:33Why didn't I get your picture?
00:38:35I don't know how this works.
00:38:37Would you like to come with me to the pictures?
00:38:39I'm going.
00:38:40The car is down.
00:38:41I'm coming right away.
00:38:43Eat.
00:38:44Take care of the goat.
00:38:46You can't go.
00:38:47You'll suffocate him.
00:38:48Dirty scum.
00:38:50So you're the father-in-law?
00:38:52It's not proven.
00:38:53My father was a big whore and...
00:38:55The documents.
00:38:56Yes.
00:39:01Dear, what a magical prince.
00:39:03How does he do magic?
00:39:05I'm very good.
00:39:06I'm jumping from happiness.
00:39:08Lies.
00:39:09Your cousin told me he made a porum pompero.
00:39:13Homer Simpson wonders.
00:39:16Judith, are you crazy?
00:39:17Give me that.
00:39:18What are you doing?
00:39:19I was laughing at my girlfriend.
00:39:21The drugs can affect the baby's brain.
00:39:23You need to keep an electromagnetic hygiene.
00:39:25You want me not to talk on the phone?
00:39:27Oh, this water is hot.
00:39:29Get out right now.
00:39:30You'll overheat the fruit.
00:39:32Can't the eggs be boiled?
00:39:34What is this?
00:39:35Alcohol?
00:39:36No, tonic.
00:39:37Give it to me.
00:39:38It smells like gin.
00:39:39I drank a little, Enrique.
00:39:40This is my moment of relaxation.
00:39:42If you don't take motherhood seriously,
00:39:44we're going to have a problem.
00:39:46Yes, we will, because you're stressing me out.
00:39:48In the end, I'm going to lose him
00:39:50because of the trouble you're causing me.
00:39:52Don't say that now.
00:39:54How are we going to baptize him?
00:39:56Call him.
00:39:57I'm going to go so you don't catch a cold.
00:39:59Enrique, stop it.
00:40:04Oh, you're so wet.
00:40:06What do you want?
00:40:07I'm going to the bathroom.
00:40:09Oh, you're so wet.
00:40:10What do you want?
00:40:11Therapy.
00:40:12I have an injury.
00:40:13No, don't work without...
00:40:16...an early hour.
00:40:20I've been looking for her everywhere, but...
00:40:22...I can't find her.
00:40:23I don't know who I am anymore.
00:40:26Mom, where are you, Mom?
00:40:31Wait a minute.
00:40:32You're telling me you've ruined a baby's grave
00:40:34to show it to his mother?
00:40:37You had hair and everything.
00:40:39And long, long nails.
00:40:41How is that possible?
00:40:43Antonio, you're very bad.
00:40:45What do you want me to be?
00:40:46My life is a pantomime.
00:40:48And what would be good for you
00:40:50is to change the situation.
00:40:52Didn't you want to move...
00:40:54...far away?
00:40:55No.
00:40:56This cooperation needs me.
00:40:57We're divorced,
00:40:58and we have a lesbian housekeeper.
00:41:00Join the Eco-Farm.
00:41:01You'll spread out
00:41:02and stop thinking about your mother.
00:41:04What am I supposed to do there?
00:41:05They don't want me.
00:41:06No one likes me.
00:41:08Focus on a project.
00:41:10Something you like.
00:41:12Something that works for you.
00:41:14Let's invite the Eco-Farm.
00:41:16My project will be to start this project.
00:41:18Great.
00:41:1960 euros.
00:41:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:25Open the closet.
00:41:26Get out.
00:41:27You're sick.
00:41:28I'm a psychologist.
00:41:29I'm leaving later than I came in.
00:41:31Should I stop now?
00:41:32No.
00:41:34What is this?
00:41:35The housekeeper is watering the garden.
00:41:38And now?
00:41:39No.
00:41:40How are we?
00:41:42Mystical lesbians.
00:41:44Show yourself.
00:41:46Antonio.
00:41:48You're pulling my hair.
00:41:51This is a serious violation
00:41:53of the aesthetics of the facade.
00:41:55What are you saying?
00:41:56We can remove it
00:41:57when we're done.
00:41:58What are you saying?
00:41:59We can remove it
00:42:00when we're done.
00:42:01Remove it now.
00:42:02This is a pillar for the rats.
00:42:04Is this what they're going to use?
00:42:07You look like you haven't watched
00:42:08The Impossible Show.
00:42:10They're throwing soap bubbles
00:42:11at the walls.
00:42:13Then why do they have an MRI?
00:42:16So they don't smell like soap bubbles.
00:42:18Antonio.
00:42:20Let us work in peace.
00:42:22What are you doing there?
00:42:23They're my friends.
00:42:24What?
00:42:25Come on.
00:42:26It's time.
00:42:27We're watering the garden.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:29You're going to pull my hair.
00:42:31You'll regret it.
00:42:33What's wrong with him?
00:42:35I hate it when they wet him.
00:42:38How can you be married
00:42:39to such a person?
00:42:40We were very young
00:42:41when we got married.
00:42:42And Antonio
00:42:43was very nice at first.
00:42:45Didn't you have other gadgets
00:42:46before that?
00:42:47I got out of the cement factory
00:42:49but it didn't work.
00:42:51There was no feeling in the bed.
00:42:53I wasn't a man before marriage.
00:42:55You're so silly.
00:42:58Hey, give me that.
00:43:01Hilario opened your eyes.
00:43:04And you?
00:43:05You don't care
00:43:06if you're a counselor
00:43:07or a nurse
00:43:08or a Brazilian.
00:43:11Me?
00:43:12You were kissing the doorman,
00:43:13weren't you?
00:43:15I was confused.
00:43:16I felt very lonely.
00:43:18Yes.
00:43:19You like Coppola like everyone else.
00:43:25Should I stop the evening?
00:43:27Oh, my God.
00:43:29Brokeback Garden.
00:43:35Milo! Milo!
00:43:36We made biodiesel.
00:43:37I'll make a gas station.
00:43:39What about the chickens?
00:43:40Do they lay eggs?
00:43:41They don't lay anything.
00:43:42They just eat and shit.
00:43:44Don't worry.
00:43:45I have a solution.
00:43:46I'll introduce you to Perico.
00:43:48Look at him.
00:43:49He'll give salami to everyone.
00:43:51You'll see how he lays eggs.
00:43:53The chickens don't need
00:43:54to lay eggs.
00:43:55You don't need me
00:43:56to lay eggs.
00:43:57Not at all.
00:43:58Yes.
00:43:59The eggs hatch on their own.
00:44:00Yes.
00:44:01That's their ovulation.
00:44:02What does Perico do?
00:44:03Break the egg?
00:44:04No.
00:44:05He makes it with the chick.
00:44:06Why did she break the egg?
00:44:07How should I know?
00:44:08Didn't they explain it to me
00:44:09in school?
00:44:10Because you thought you were stupid.
00:44:11You think they fly.
00:44:12It doesn't matter.
00:44:13If Perico makes them,
00:44:14they'll let go.
00:44:15Amador,
00:44:16if Perico makes the chickens,
00:44:17we'll have chickens.
00:44:18Little ones.
00:44:19Chickens!
00:44:21We'll breed them
00:44:22and sell them
00:44:23in front of Corte Inglés.
00:44:24No.
00:44:25We'll keep the chickens.
00:44:26Yes,
00:44:27so they'll grow up
00:44:28and lay more eggs
00:44:29and we'll have more chickens.
00:44:30With that,
00:44:31we'll get rich.
00:44:32We won't get rich
00:44:33because they don't lay eggs.
00:44:34They should lay eggs
00:44:35because we need to water
00:44:36and feed them.
00:44:37I know.
00:44:38What do you think
00:44:39he's doing in the tunnel?
00:44:40You're sexy
00:44:41like a farmer
00:44:42looking for a pig.
00:44:45I just missed
00:44:46ending the day.
00:44:47Look, Perico.
00:44:48Chase Lady Gaga.
00:44:49I'll get her.
00:44:51Come on, Perico.
00:44:52Oh, yeah!
00:44:55Oh!
00:44:57Oh, teacher,
00:44:58you're gloomy.
00:44:59The news of the collapse.
00:45:01Your beloved Lucrezia
00:45:03is falling into your lap.
00:45:05Why is Fernando Van Helsinki
00:45:07still alive?
00:45:09I kissed
00:45:10the evil lord.
00:45:12Who were you talking to?
00:45:14You ungrateful tramp.
00:45:16How dare you
00:45:17argue
00:45:18the will of the queen
00:45:19of the twelfth throne?
00:45:21Is this a children's show?
00:45:22The goat
00:45:23is the incarnated Satan.
00:45:24The Satan
00:45:25transforms into a goat.
00:45:26Stop!
00:45:28I'd transform
00:45:29into a dragon
00:45:30or into Brad Pitt
00:45:31to make Angelina.
00:45:32What's going on?
00:45:33I said it right.
00:45:34Lola,
00:45:35your father can't be here.
00:45:36He doesn't talk.
00:45:37He thinks he's in a movie.
00:45:38But that doesn't make any sense.
00:45:40The vampire's time.
00:45:41What time
00:45:42is this vampire?
00:45:43It's a vampire.
00:45:44A vampire will be born
00:45:45who will rule the world
00:45:46and the Satan
00:45:47will become evil.
00:45:48No, no.
00:45:49The goat is a vampire.
00:45:50It's not a children's show.
00:45:52No, it's not.
00:45:54Dad, sit down.
00:45:55Be quiet.
00:45:56Don't be nervous.
00:45:57Let's write it down.
00:45:59We have 40 pages to go.
00:46:04Why don't you
00:46:05involve Frankenstein?
00:46:07He could be the teacher.
00:46:09Ready?
00:46:10Three,
00:46:11two,
00:46:12camera.
00:46:17What are you going to put
00:46:18on the goat's throat?
00:46:19A pump.
00:46:20I can't do it with my hands.
00:46:21This one won't last
00:46:22for a coffee.
00:46:23Look at those boobs.
00:46:24It needs milk.
00:46:25Son,
00:46:26I miss you.
00:46:27Why don't you
00:46:28come home
00:46:29and cook for me?
00:46:30Don't start again.
00:46:31You have to take care of your wife.
00:46:32But you don't take care
00:46:33of your wife.
00:46:34You give her a goat.
00:46:36That's right.
00:46:37Why do I have to
00:46:38take care of her?
00:46:39So my father-in-law
00:46:40can take care of her?
00:46:41Fernando,
00:46:42I have to finish you.
00:46:45But how can I kill you
00:46:46like I love you?
00:46:50Lucrezia.
00:46:52Fernando!
00:46:54What's that on your face?
00:46:56I'm not Fernando.
00:46:58I'm the Valkensinator.
00:47:01They're sending me
00:47:02from the future
00:47:03to destroy the mother
00:47:04of Vampirolaka
00:47:06before he takes over the world.
00:47:08No!
00:47:10No!
00:47:11Stop!
00:47:12Who the hell are you?
00:47:14Why didn't you
00:47:15send me the picture?
00:47:16Dad,
00:47:17turn off the phone.
00:47:18I'm sorry.
00:47:19I'm sorry.
00:47:20One more picture
00:47:21of the wind.
00:47:22And you have to
00:47:23say it right.
00:47:24This idea
00:47:25comes from the future
00:47:26like in the ad
00:47:27for Berlin.
00:47:28I don't see it.
00:47:29I often say it.
00:47:30What's my motivation?
00:47:31What drives me?
00:47:32The batteries.
00:47:33You're a robot.
00:47:35What if he falls in love with me?
00:47:37No,
00:47:38he wants to kill you.
00:47:39Yes.
00:47:40Fermin,
00:47:41either you come
00:47:42and take care of the goat
00:47:43or I'll send her
00:47:44to protect the animals.
00:47:45Will she give milk?
00:47:46How can she give milk?
00:47:47They give more
00:47:48when they're pregnant.
00:47:49Who is he?
00:47:50Dad,
00:47:51he's an expert too.
00:47:52No, no,
00:47:53he's right.
00:47:54We have to be fair.
00:47:55Of course,
00:47:56and where will we find
00:47:57the goat gadget?
00:47:58Drive her to the zoo.
00:48:00No, no, no.
00:48:02Bring her here.
00:48:03What?
00:48:04To the pictures?
00:48:05Yes,
00:48:06I'll take care of her.
00:48:10We have half-price
00:48:11bio-diesel.
00:48:12Good for the engine
00:48:13and your pockets.
00:48:14Buy your bio-fuel.
00:48:16Why don't you
00:48:17have a drink?
00:48:18No, no,
00:48:19I'm not a drinker,
00:48:20I'm the boss.
00:48:21I'll check the tires.
00:48:22Quiet,
00:48:23the client is coming.
00:48:26Is this fuel
00:48:27or is it really
00:48:28bio-diesel?
00:48:29No, sir,
00:48:30it's good bio-diesel.
00:48:31I make it here
00:48:32in front of you
00:48:33like sushi.
00:48:34Don't you steal my engine?
00:48:35No,
00:48:36I put it in my car
00:48:37and it runs like a gun.
00:48:38Come on,
00:48:39give me 20 euros
00:48:40and I'll try it.
00:48:4120 euros
00:48:42for 80 centiliters.
00:48:4325 liters?
00:48:44Yes, yes.
00:48:45They're calling me
00:48:46from the lab.
00:48:47Should I check your tires?
00:48:48No, thank you.
00:48:49We only have 4 liters.
00:48:51We'll do more,
00:48:52it'll never be enough.
00:48:54It's too slow.
00:48:55Is there a problem?
00:48:56No, no,
00:48:57would you like to come
00:48:58in an hour?
00:48:59Or a good morning?
00:49:00We're busy with work.
00:49:01Okay,
00:49:02we'll come in the morning.
00:49:03I'll wash your glass.
00:49:04No, get out.
00:49:09Now I understand
00:49:10the romances of the lighters.
00:49:11Come on,
00:49:12let's make bio-diesel.
00:49:13Give me your car.
00:49:16Superb!
00:49:17Superb!
00:49:18Superb!
00:49:19Superb!
00:49:20Superb!
00:49:21Superb!
00:49:22Superb!
00:49:23Superb!
00:49:24Ecopower Revolution.
00:49:29I told you 4 times
00:49:30that I wanted to go to a coffee shop.
00:49:31Stop the video.
00:49:32I told you 4 times.
00:49:33Take it.
00:49:34Go to the coffee shop.
00:49:35Not a lumberjack.
00:49:36It's time,
00:49:37where are you going?
00:49:38I didn't want to get in the car.
00:49:39Come on,
00:49:40take care of her.
00:49:41I'm going to the shop.
00:49:42No,
00:49:43I'll take the car.
00:49:44No, no, no, no.
00:49:47Look, Sosenka, meet Satan.
00:49:50Isn't he handsome?
00:49:51Are you crazy? You'll fuck them here.
00:49:53What? To pay them a cruise on the Caribbean?
00:49:55Look, Satan, look, look, look, look what a pussy, huh?
00:50:00Oh, what a pussy, huh?
00:50:02If I tell him, no one will believe me.
00:50:04Do you believe, Satan?
00:50:05We can be tired of the pictures.
00:50:07We don't know how to fuck goats.
00:50:08Like everyone else.
00:50:10Look, Satan, grab his neck like this and do like this.
00:50:15I'm off.
00:50:16Lola?
00:50:17Wait a minute, Zayti is laughing.
00:50:21Nothing, Satan is very shy.
00:50:24Let's go.
00:50:25No, no, I'll get to artificial insemination.
00:50:27Yes.
00:50:29You're driving me crazy, Sergio, where you think about Marlon Brando,
00:50:32and you're driving my husband for a statistician.
00:50:34No, no, it's more for the agency.
00:50:36And you're driving my father for a cap,
00:50:38who looks like a village whore,
00:50:40and he keeps drinking all the time.
00:50:42Don't shout. Let's talk in the dressing room.
00:50:44I'll start killing people. I'll become a walking senator.
00:50:47I have risk tolerance.
00:50:49The floor is very slippery, and my father comes to help me, to control me.
00:50:56Dad?
00:50:58Quiet, he's almost ready.
00:51:01THE WIFE
00:51:04Koke, we need to talk.
00:51:06What did the housekeeper and my wife come up with?
00:51:08Stas?
00:51:10Speak! What are they doing up there?
00:51:12They're cooking tomatoes, carrots, pumpkins, onions...
00:51:16What else?
00:51:18Tuna, beans, carrots, cabbage...
00:51:20All vegetables, or will you kill me?
00:51:23They're not doing anything strange, they have a good friendship.
00:51:27Just that...
00:51:29All right, housekeeper, go get some rest.
00:51:31You have a long day at the hippie farm tomorrow.
00:51:33Yes, yes, I'm going. I'm very tired. The sun...
00:51:36That's all you needed.
00:51:38Where are you going?
00:51:42To the city garden.
00:51:43You'll have a pool tomorrow.
00:51:49I'm not at the premiere of Tom Cruise's latest movie.
00:51:52Do you want to see the stars?
00:51:53No.
00:51:54What's wrong?
00:51:55Nothing.
00:51:56Do you have a beer?
00:51:57No.
00:51:58Did you buy one?
00:51:59So you don't.
00:52:00I'm not your servant.
00:52:02Raquel, what do you need to tell me how you are?
00:52:05That you're a whore.
00:52:06What?
00:52:07A whore, while you're sleeping.
00:52:09How did I get scared?
00:52:10It's not that bad.
00:52:11What do you mean?
00:52:12We just started, and you're already letting go.
00:52:15My old man has never let go before me.
00:52:18No, no, we were at war.
00:52:20What nonsense.
00:52:21Raquel, I did it.
00:52:22You messed with me.
00:52:23You have to look after me every day.
00:52:26If there's any gas, everyone can let it out.
00:52:28Never.
00:52:29Have you ever heard me fart while I'm sleeping?
00:52:31No, because you're sleeping.
00:52:32No, because I'm not farting, nor am I sleeping, nor am I waking up.
00:52:35Is that right?
00:52:36Are you a mountaineer?
00:52:37Your throat is getting healthier with the speed of the wind.
00:52:40You shut up.
00:52:41Raquel, you have gas like everyone else, and I'll prove it to you.
00:52:44I'll stay awake all night and watch you.
00:52:46I'll write you down.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:48During the day I catch vampires, but in the morning...
00:52:50Not much.
00:52:51A lot.
00:52:57We don't have to wait that long.
00:52:59What do you mean?
00:53:00What do you mean?
00:53:01Honey, they're shaking, the baby...
00:53:03The director comes in and tells my father and my husband to masturbate to Satan.
00:53:07To the devils.
00:53:08I didn't fart.
00:53:09And Susana doesn't give milk and he says...
00:53:11Me?
00:53:12You, you.
00:53:13I don't care who said it.
00:53:15Stop acting like idiots with this goat.
00:53:18Honey, you have to eat.
00:53:20I'm not hungry.
00:53:21My stomach is full.
00:53:24She's got a temper.
00:53:26She's mad at me.
00:53:27Why did she say I proposed?
00:53:29You have one.
00:53:30She's mad at you every day.
00:53:32I'm a pedestal for her.
00:53:34What pedestal?
00:53:35What?
00:53:36I'm sure...
00:53:37I'm sure I've done something really bad in another life.
00:53:39You haven't done much in this one either.
00:53:41I haven't forgotten about the Russian.
00:53:43Neither have I about the park.
00:53:44Here.
00:53:45You owe me 200 euros.
00:53:46What is this?
00:53:47What is it?
00:53:48The globe.
00:53:49But did they dig it?
00:53:50Of course.
00:53:52That's bad.
00:53:53It's bad.
00:53:54I have a problem with the authorities.
00:53:56But by the time I said it, I was already regretting it.
00:53:58You should have kept your mouth shut.
00:54:00Well, it's not exactly the same time, but there's one fun thing.
00:54:03Like when Manolo Escobar sings on playback and his lips don't fit.
00:54:07But don't worry about that.
00:54:09You won't get it.
00:54:11But I already paid for it.
00:54:12Are you stupid?
00:54:13You should have run away.
00:54:15Yes, with the goat.
00:54:16She runs more than you.
00:54:17Whatever. What are we going to do?
00:54:18With the globe?
00:54:19With the goat.
00:54:20I don't know.
00:54:21Let's think of something.
00:54:22But first, let's have dinner.
00:54:41Araceli!
00:54:42How long are you going to pretend that there's nothing going on between us?
00:54:46Come back, sinner!
00:54:47I love your husband!
00:54:49Why are you doing this to us?
00:54:52Lord!
00:54:54Father!
00:54:56Creator!
00:54:59Savior!
00:55:01We are your servants.
00:55:03Endless goodness.
00:55:05Because I love you the most of all.
00:55:07Bertha!
00:55:09Tell me from the bottom of my heart that I hurt you.
00:55:12I hurt you.
00:55:13Bertha!
00:55:15You're already praying in your sleep.
00:55:17I had a horrible nightmare.
00:55:19I'm sure it came from you.
00:55:21I won't let you go, because you're boring.
00:55:24Turn me over.
00:55:25I was so scared.
00:55:26Get out of here!
00:55:31What happened to the child?
00:55:32He really got up.
00:55:34Half of the milk was given to him.
00:55:35He won't get up until tomorrow morning.
00:55:38We'll have time to do our things tonight.
00:55:42What are you doing?
00:55:43Put something down.
00:55:44The package is visible.
00:55:46I was sleeping in the house.
00:55:48You sleep in pajamas here.
00:55:49We have to be careful.
00:55:50You have to look after me every day.
00:55:53I'm glad it worked out in the end.
00:55:56Me too.
00:55:57My sister-in-law is so annoying.
00:56:00What are you doing, you idiot?
00:56:02Love.
00:56:03What kind of men are you?
00:56:04You're only interested in sex.
00:56:07That's the only thing.
00:56:08We're a gadget.
00:56:10We've already started and we're in crisis.
00:56:11See you tomorrow.
00:56:13No, not tomorrow.
00:56:15I need to know if we're keeping ourselves in sex.
00:56:17What's wrong with you?
00:56:19Without sex, the relationship doesn't work out.
00:56:21How not?
00:56:22Look at the pig's tail.
00:56:24I'm going home.
00:56:25Wait, wait.
00:56:26Are you going to have a lot of fun?
00:56:28I don't know.
00:56:29We'll see.
00:56:30Come on, hurry up.
00:56:32But I warn you, I'm not going to like it.
00:56:38Now they're pretending to have sex.
00:56:40It's a shame.
00:56:41Look, a person emits gas on average 16 times a day.
00:56:443.3 liters of methane gas.
00:56:46Come on.
00:56:481,500 liters a year.
00:56:50That's the main reason for the greenhouse effect.
00:56:52We're melting Antarctica in a matter of days.
00:56:54Sergio, don't justify yourself.
00:56:56We've been living together for a week and you're Homer Simpson.
00:56:59As you say, but I'll catch you instead of the crime.
00:57:01Let's see how much you control.
00:57:03You're a swinger.
00:57:05You're not going to sleep all night?
00:57:07I made myself a coffee.
00:57:08You're such a child.
00:57:11And I'm going to upload it to YouTube.
00:57:14That's it.
00:57:20I'm going to beat the hell out of you.
00:57:23I'm going to beat the hell out of all of you.
00:57:25And what should I do?
00:57:26The dogs are singing.
00:57:27How can you make a chicken coop here?
00:57:30Amador, it's three o'clock in the morning.
00:57:32I can't live like this.
00:57:33I need a break.
00:57:36This could be deadly for our babies.
00:57:38Calm down.
00:57:39If we want eggs, we'll have to deal with the noise.
00:57:44We need to get used to the sounds of nature.
00:57:46They're beautiful.
00:57:47They even sell records.
00:57:49Should we record a record?
00:57:50No, we're going to make a video of the horse dancing.
00:57:52You're all involved in this vlog.
00:57:55But why is this fool singing at this time?
00:57:57Mark your territory, cuckoo.
00:57:59There are no other loops.
00:58:00Your garden is his.
00:58:02It's not his.
00:58:03It's the bank's.
00:58:05Listen up.
00:58:06You're making me even more depressed.
00:58:08I'll electrocute the whole chicken coop if you come down.
00:58:11Come down.
00:58:12I'll beat the hell out of you.
00:58:13Because of one loop, everyone's gone crazy.
00:58:17What's the gatekeeper doing there?
00:58:19Are you knocking on the gate?
00:58:20The gadgets suddenly appeared.
00:58:22Oh, God.
00:58:23What a mess.
00:58:24I need to get something here.
00:58:34Hey!
00:58:35Did you fall asleep?
00:58:36No, no.
00:58:37I was stretching the gate.
00:58:39Yeah, yeah.
00:58:40So what?
00:58:41Did you catch anything last night?
00:58:43I don't know.
00:58:44I need to check the record.
00:58:45You're fine.
00:58:46I'm a princess.
00:58:48Leave me alone.
00:58:49Let me sleep.
00:58:51You need to go and play a stupid show,
00:58:53so if you fall asleep, it'll be worse.
00:58:57Oh, my God.
00:58:58This is the worst.
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:00Oh, my God.
00:59:01Oh, my God.
00:59:02Oh, my God.
00:59:03Oh, my God.
00:59:04This is a dream.
00:59:05Be careful.
00:59:06Nines!
00:59:07Wait a minute.
00:59:08The devils.
00:59:09Oh, my God.
00:59:10Oh, my God.
00:59:11Don't come in now.
00:59:12They know how to use time, unlike us.
00:59:15When you know your gadget is a Shrek,
00:59:17you're a little out of it.
00:59:19Wasn't it Homer Simpson?
00:59:20It's a mixture of the two.
00:59:22I'm losing it, Sergio.
00:59:23The devils are because of one loop.
00:59:25Raquel, you're causing a lot of stress.
00:59:27Of course.
00:59:28And the stress has to come out of nowhere.
00:59:31I found a world of light and flowers.
00:59:35Now I understand how I lived.
00:59:38How could I live without it?
00:59:41I'm going to work.
00:59:42Goodbye, darling.
00:59:43When do you have a sandwich break?
00:59:45I have a few.
00:59:46Are you going to give me a kiss or whatever comes?
00:59:49I'll tell you something else.
00:59:51This holiday was wonderful.
00:59:53Proof of love.
00:59:54I prefer flowers.
00:59:55Are you still talking about this holiday?
00:59:57Yes, leave them.
00:59:58Proof of trust.
00:59:59Proof that you're comfortable with others.
01:00:01So if you love me, show me.
01:00:03Show me here.
01:00:04And now.
01:00:05Come on.
01:00:07Sergio, you're not asleep?
01:00:08And your face is...
01:00:10I'm serious.
01:00:11No way.
01:00:12You want to say you can't give up love?
01:00:15The words give up and love can't be in the same sentence.
01:00:19Why is it original?
01:00:20If you can't, it means there's no trust.
01:00:22And a relationship without trust is doomed to failure.
01:00:25So, the end.
01:00:27You're leaving me because I don't want to move?
01:00:30I'm packing my bags.
01:00:32I can't believe it.
01:00:33I have to admit, I didn't like Sergio at first,
01:00:36but he gave life to this house.
01:00:38And you're always happy.
01:00:40Yes, I see things differently.
01:00:42I'm more open.
01:00:43Goodbye, darling.
01:00:46I have a question.
01:00:48It's so hard to find a gadget,
01:00:50and you're going to leave it because of a scratch.
01:00:53Kokie, that means you're giving up on your principles, on yourself.
01:00:56Isn't that love?
01:00:58To forget about yourself and make someone else happy.
01:01:01That's an interesting thought, but...
01:01:03All of a sudden, love knocks on my door, and I...
01:01:06I give up.
01:01:07Kokie, at first, I didn't like you.
01:01:09You brought me here to annoy me because I was jealous of Sergio.
01:01:13You like Sergio?
01:01:15He owns the couch, which is your only love.
01:01:17It can't be. She loves me. We had sex.
01:01:20You're an egoist and a manipulator.
01:01:22You gave birth to Sergio for money,
01:01:24and you wanted him to marry Leo.
01:01:26He'll use you if he has to,
01:01:28and then he'll kick you out, and you'll suffer.
01:01:34Where are you going? How can you leave me like this?
01:01:36I don't want to suffer.
01:01:37Why will you suffer?
01:01:38Because you're manipulating me, you said.
01:01:40And you believe a blonde. She's jealous.
01:01:43I don't believe you anyway.
01:01:45You can't water my garden and then wash the tap.
01:01:48Bad people do that.
01:01:49Find me another gardener.
01:01:51Please, I forgot what sex is.
01:01:53It's killing me, Kokie.
01:01:57Kokie.
01:01:58Kokito.
01:01:59Kokito.
01:02:20Perico.
01:02:21Perico.
01:02:22Perico.
01:02:23What have they done to you?
01:02:24Perico.
01:02:25What have they done to you?
01:02:28Bad people.
01:02:30I'm sure the wind blew you some sex.
01:02:32What a bad luck Perico pulled you out of the orchard.
01:02:35We'll pray for his soul.
01:02:37Yes, the five-leaf prayer.
01:02:39Even when you wake up, they start to touch your life.
01:02:42I have no desire for anything, I just want to die.
01:02:45Amador.
01:02:46What?
01:02:47Perico?
01:02:48Perico.
01:02:49Eggs.
01:02:51Mio.
01:02:53Our first egg.
01:02:56You can't make me eat it, Mio.
01:02:59Housekeepers, water the house.
01:03:02Kokie.
01:03:04Araceli, this is war.
01:03:06I hope they don't lose the baby from stress.
01:03:11Mother of God, Mio.
01:03:13Let's see what happened.
01:03:18How can you leave the tap open?
01:03:21I closed it.
01:03:22This month without pay.
01:03:24And the end of cigarettes.
01:03:29Bertha, please help me plant them again.
01:03:32I'll plant my own.
01:03:34I don't want to have anything to do with you.
01:03:36Satan.
01:03:37What happened to this one?
01:03:39This aqua farm was a number to seduce me.
01:03:41What?
01:03:42Yes, to take you to the garden.
01:03:44You're making a treasure.
01:03:46Here, take it.
01:03:49I'll have a lot of fun with this.
01:03:51Look what you planted, cucumbers and carrots.
01:03:53All phallic symbols.
01:03:55Don't you think about it?
01:03:56Maybe you're a lesbian and you don't know.
01:03:58Are you calling me back?
01:04:00And who comes to tell me about his life and throws me glances?
01:04:04Me?
01:04:05My husband doesn't love me anymore.
01:04:07We don't love each other.
01:04:08This is unbearable.
01:04:09I'm leaving.
01:04:10Expensive aqua farm.
01:04:12Who made me catch up with this garden?
01:04:14Wasn't it an aqua garden?
01:04:16Go dig.
01:04:18Sergio, wait.
01:04:19We need to talk.
01:04:20This is absurd.
01:04:21It's not sad.
01:04:22A promising relationship will go to hell because of your selfishness.
01:04:25Okay, maybe I was a little tense.
01:04:27But I wanted to have a good time.
01:04:29But I achieved the opposite.
01:04:31I want a man who gives his body and soul.
01:04:33Goodbye.
01:04:34Okay, wait.
01:04:39My dear mother.
01:04:41I love you, dear.
01:04:43Antonio, the employer is spitting gas in my face.
01:04:46We'll keep the deposit.
01:04:49Here.
01:04:5025 liters of good biodiesel.
01:04:5320 euros.
01:04:55I don't want the invoice, do I?
01:04:57You can want it, but I won't give it to you.
01:04:59Goodbye.
01:05:01And be careful not to scratch your health.
01:05:03Guys, our first win.
01:05:05Yes, yes, a lot of money.
01:05:07When will we go to Ibiza or Cancun?
01:05:09The beginning is never easy.
01:05:11How do you think he started sewing?
01:05:13It's not that hard.
01:05:15Are we fools?
01:05:17Are we fools or idiots?
01:05:20Damn it.
01:05:22Good day.
01:05:23Up, please.
01:05:25How much is the beer?
01:05:27100 liters.
01:05:28It's closed.
01:05:29No, no.
01:05:30Come on, go ahead.
01:05:35Is there still a lot left?
01:05:37A little patience, sir.
01:05:39Take him out of the window.
01:05:41You take him out.
01:05:42I cried that the gas is expensive.
01:05:44It's really free.
01:05:46There's a shopping area back there.
01:05:48If you want to buy something or sew something...
01:05:51Look at him.
01:05:52He's making an illegal mess.
01:05:54Hey.
01:05:56Didn't we agree that the biodiesel will be for the Eco-Farm?
01:06:00I told him, but he blinked.
01:06:02I'll get going.
01:06:03It won't cost more here.
01:06:05You're crazy.
01:06:06They won't put it on a Mercedes and they won't even pay me.
01:06:09Does it work?
01:06:11Of course it works.
01:06:13If you don't put the biodiesel in the Eco-Farm,
01:06:16you'll have to pay your taxes.
01:06:18They don't pay.
01:06:19I know they don't pay.
01:06:21Then we'll sue them.
01:06:22I was going to tell him that when you...
01:06:24Wait, there's biodiesel for everyone.
01:06:26We just need money to buy more soda, caustic and methanol.
01:06:30They react with transistorification,
01:06:32with nitroglycerin,
01:06:34and fertilize the protogenic molecules.
01:06:38That's ECO-BALAMOSVA.
01:06:40The energy resources belong to the cooperation.
01:06:43Tomorrow you'll have biodiesel as much as you want.
01:06:46Yes, if you like it.
01:06:48Otherwise, I'll file a very serious complaint.
01:06:51One takes a good initiative,
01:06:53and then only problems.
01:06:57The devils.
01:06:58Kiselyak, you're a porter.
01:07:01And you're starving.
01:07:02We'll make a feast when you go under the bridge.
01:07:04I'll kill you.
01:07:06Are you crazy?
01:07:07How can there be biodiesel as much as you want?
01:07:09This is hell to make.
01:07:11It's not profitable, it didn't happen.
01:07:13What can I tell you? Are you judging me?
01:07:15I have so much money,
01:07:16I can't even wash my hands anymore.
01:07:18I'm like a robot.
01:07:20And you're making fun of me.
01:07:21Calm down, if we can't make it,
01:07:23we'll blow it up.
01:07:24From where?
01:07:25From the tanks of the cars.
01:07:27You're not going to destroy it?
01:07:29I'll destroy whatever I have to.
01:07:33Welcome to the first ECO-meeting
01:07:36of Mirador de Mundepinar.
01:07:38What are you wearing?
01:07:40The rotten blanket.
01:07:41You've ruined our bedroom.
01:07:43I killed Perico.
01:07:45Don't tell me,
01:07:46don't tell me you're stressing me out.
01:07:48That's it.
01:07:49Wait, the water should be able to flow from the roof.
01:07:51It flows, but from us.
01:07:53Surely the insulation is bad.
01:07:55First quality.
01:07:56So we need to make a better roof insulation.
01:07:59Something similar to what you bought on the first floor.
01:08:03Quiet!
01:08:04Let's make a roof with what we get from the ECO-market.
01:08:07But what do we have for sale?
01:08:09That's what I was going to say.
01:08:10Let's do the first ECO-barter.
01:08:13I don't see you wearing who knows what.
01:08:15We fulfilled the contract.
01:08:17We made biodiesel,
01:08:18biobenzine 95 and 98.
01:08:20What biobenzine?
01:08:21That doesn't exist.
01:08:22It exists.
01:08:23That's a secret formula.
01:08:24We're negotiating for a patent with Repsol.
01:08:26Very good.
01:08:27And how does the ECO-goat do it?
01:08:30Good.
01:08:31It gives a lot of milk.
01:08:32I brought milk so they wouldn't split.
01:08:34Let's trade it for two ECO-tomatoes.
01:08:36Are those tomatoes?
01:08:37They look like sheep.
01:08:39They're eco-friendly.
01:08:40Let the pesticides live.
01:08:41What can I say?
01:08:42Let's trade my ECO-tomatoes for your ECO-eggs.
01:08:45Yes.
01:08:46I'll trade it for this onion.
01:08:47But we can give you an ECO-tower for your ECO-eggs.
01:08:51What's that smell?
01:08:53Coconut.
01:08:54You put it on the vegetables and they grow.
01:08:56Good.
01:08:57I'll buy you the milk and your ECO-coconut,
01:09:00and I'll give you five onions and ten carrots.
01:09:04Where are they?
01:09:05When they grow.
01:09:06That's why I'm taking Thor.
01:09:07If there are no carrots, there's no Thor.
01:09:09Oh, dear.
01:09:10And the milk costs four ECO-tomatoes.
01:09:12We didn't plant ECO-tomatoes.
01:09:14I'll give you a coupon for the carrots and onions.
01:09:17And on the goat, I'll give her a coupon to eat?
01:09:19What's missing on the community control?
01:09:21No.
01:09:22You'll trade the coupon with someone who's going to be
01:09:25No.
01:09:26You'll trade the coupon with someone who wants carrots and onions
01:09:28for something you want.
01:09:30For example, eggs.
01:09:32Big money.
01:09:33No, Kasha.
01:09:34You're doing the same thing in the super-coupon as in the money.
01:09:37That's why the coins appeared in the primitive society.
01:09:40The exchange wasn't efficient.
01:09:42The animal leader gave the goat to the animal.
01:09:45But if the plant leader has a goat,
01:09:47he can ask for a pearl necklace.
01:09:49And why would the plant leader give him a pearl necklace?
01:09:51He was the first fag.
01:09:52Or to trade it for sex with a woman from the tribe.
01:09:54That's how money was born.
01:09:55And the cows.
01:09:56And the goat.
01:09:57The goat has come up with a solution.
01:09:58No coupons.
01:09:59We have to print our money.
01:10:01We'll give them the liquid of the former house rulers.
01:10:03The money unit will be called...
01:10:05Resia.
01:10:06How are we going to print the money, not play Monopoly?
01:10:09I'll tell you more.
01:10:10We have energy resources and our own money unit.
01:10:13We'll declare independence.
01:10:14I don't feel Spanish anymore.
01:10:16What is this guy talking about?
01:10:17But can you do that?
01:10:19Wait a minute, weren't you against the Eco-farm?
01:10:21This is no longer an Eco-farm.
01:10:22I declare here and now...
01:10:25the independent Republic of Montepinar.
01:10:29One, big and free.
01:10:32Yes! Yes!
01:10:34Why are we independent?
01:10:35They won't take our house.
01:10:37I want to be the coach of the national team.
01:10:39I'll be a footballer.
01:10:40I came up with a anthem.
01:10:43I don't like it.
01:10:44And will you explain to me how the Republic of Montepinar will be financed?
01:10:48We want the European Union to save us.
01:10:51Perko, record me on the phone.
01:10:53I will declare our independence.
01:10:55I appoint you Minister of Propaganda in the name of the Father and the Son.
01:10:58This is impossible.
01:10:59Antonio, oppositionist.
01:11:00I'll shut you up.
01:11:02Without amendments to the Constitution,
01:11:04there will be a ratification in Parliament.
01:11:06They won't recognize us as an independent nation.
01:11:09Except in case of war and military victory,
01:11:11which is unlikely,
01:11:12because I didn't see a parked tank in the garage.
01:11:16Mother, what a sight I saw.
01:11:19The well.
01:11:20Tell me you found water.
01:11:22No, I found this.
01:11:24What is this?
01:11:25Antonio, look.
01:11:26A spy satellite.
01:11:28Dranchina, Kuklo, look.
01:11:30No, wait a minute.
01:11:31This is a shell.
01:11:32From the Civil War.
01:11:34How do you know?
01:11:35You certainly didn't participate.
01:11:36I didn't, because I wasn't born.
01:11:38But there have been many battles in this area.
01:11:40Something like this appears every year.
01:11:42How can you carry it here, unhappy man?
01:11:44It will explode, it will explode.
01:11:48Don't panic.
01:11:50You have to bring more products for the eco-market,
01:11:52otherwise they will increase the taxes.
01:11:55Araceli, we have a bomb in the yard.
01:11:57We have to call the police,
01:11:58so that the sappers come and destroy it.
01:12:00Here?
01:12:01You'll see what a mess.
01:12:02Call the housekeeper.
01:12:04She messed up our house.
01:12:05This eco-farm was a great idea, Araceli.
01:12:08What a success.
01:12:10What's my fault?
01:12:11The doorman found the bomb.
01:12:12Don't worry, Mrs. Housekeeper.
01:12:14I'll call the police.
01:12:16You can go to bed.
01:12:17Thank you very much.
01:12:18What a stress.
01:12:19Hello.
01:12:20I'm Antonio Resio.
01:12:21I want to talk to the farmer.
01:12:23The matter is extremely urgent.
01:12:26Oh, they turned on the music.
01:12:28Weren't you going to call the police?
01:12:30Yes.
01:12:31Mr. Farmer,
01:12:32I'm Antonio Resio,
01:12:33President of the Republic of Montepinara.
01:12:35Ah, the one with the casino.
01:12:37This is an official call
01:12:39to demand that we be recognized as a sovereign state.
01:12:42I don't have time for jokes.
01:12:44No jokes.
01:12:45We have weapons for mass destruction.
01:12:47Recognize our independence
01:12:49or there will be terrible punitive actions.
01:12:53Shut up.
01:12:54How dare you?
01:12:55Sounds like a joke to me.
01:12:56Right?
01:12:57Grab the cart and let's go to the farm.
01:12:59Antonio, what are you going to do?
01:13:01You go spread the message.
01:13:03Why are you telling them we have milk?
01:13:05The goat doesn't give anything.
01:13:06Absolutely nothing.
01:13:07I'm trying to acclimatize myself.
01:13:09It takes time.
01:13:10I haven't been to the bathroom since I got here.
01:13:12We refuse to go to the farm.
01:13:14I prefer to pay taxes instead of doing stupid things.
01:13:17That's not going to happen.
01:13:18Farmer Trujillo started something,
01:13:20he's finishing it.
01:13:21Except for the puzzle of the smurfs.
01:13:23That's not going to happen.
01:13:24It's damaged.
01:13:27What are you doing?
01:13:28This is milk.
01:13:30Pure milk from an organic goat.
01:13:33We're going to sell it for three euros a liter.
01:13:36Don't even think about it.
01:13:37But how are you going to get the price?
01:13:39This is fat-free.
01:13:41The goat is a GMO.
01:13:42It gives fat-free milk with omega-3 and everything.
01:13:45But does that mean we're lying to people?
01:13:48Like all brands.
01:13:49Unless you think there's bifidus in the yogurt.
01:13:51I haven't seen them.
01:13:53Because they're microscopic bacteria.
01:13:55Hey, that's the deal.
01:13:57Since the housewives don't have a microscope in the kitchen,
01:13:59they use it.
01:14:00Do whatever you want.
01:14:01I don't want to know anything.
01:14:03And the micro-pearls are in the dustbin.
01:14:05What are you doing?
01:14:06The same thing.
01:14:08Are you going to tell me all the ads?
01:14:10Give me a few hairs from the goat,
01:14:12so I can put them up.
01:14:14Amador, that's not going to pass.
01:14:16It will.
01:14:17It looks like it's from the supermarket.
01:14:19From a soaked coconut on hormones from a macro-farm.
01:14:21I'm going to put a little pearl on it,
01:14:23and it'll look like the one you just took off.
01:14:24The expiration date doesn't expire.
01:14:26Don't rub it hard.
01:14:27Give it to me.
01:14:28You have to rub it hard.
01:14:29Rub it, rub it.
01:14:31It's not a marker.
01:14:32It's like a stamp.
01:14:33And how did they put it in the printer?
01:14:40Stop staring at it, it's going to explode.
01:14:42But the baby is crying.
01:14:44What baby?
01:14:45This is a cassette.
01:14:46Oh, yeah, right.
01:14:47This year you're going to be in a contest for idiots.
01:14:49You're going to win it.
01:14:50Let's go to the farmer's office to leave him the present.
01:14:53I'm going to get drunk.
01:14:54Come on.
01:14:55We're on a mission.
01:14:56To see Tom Cruise go drinking.
01:14:57Huh?
01:14:58I'm sure there's a tank in the suit.
01:15:00That's Batman.
01:15:01Kick it.
01:15:03There's no tank in the suit.
01:15:05You're so lazy.
01:15:06Antonio.
01:15:07Oh, my God.
01:15:08Enrique, my friend.
01:15:10What are you doing here?
01:15:11And you?
01:15:12I work here.
01:15:14The MPs in Parliament never go there.
01:15:17What's this circle?
01:15:18My grandson.
01:15:19I'm going to register him.
01:15:21Wasn't your son gay?
01:15:22Yeah, but this side is mixed up.
01:15:24Now they allow them to adopt.
01:15:25Can you imagine?
01:15:26I didn't know you became a grandpa.
01:15:28If you don't tell me your things, why should I tell you mine?
01:15:31Can I see him?
01:15:32Shame on you, Negro.
01:15:34Let me see him.
01:15:35Enrique, no.
01:15:36My grandson is with the devils.
01:15:38That's the shell.
01:15:39What are you doing here?
01:15:41The peasant laughed at me.
01:15:42I have no choice but to show him the military power of our great nation.
01:15:46What nation?
01:15:47What are you talking about?
01:15:48Armageddon in the peasantry.
01:15:49You'll see that after I crush him, he'll sit down and negotiate.
01:15:52Are you crazy?
01:15:53People can die.
01:15:54Enrique, we have to protect our cultural identity.
01:15:58There will be no more living under the Spanish ego.
01:16:00Antonio, your madness has no limits.
01:16:02You will realize that you will not arouse suspicion.
01:16:05You will plant the bomb in the heart of the despotic empire.
01:16:08And then I'll just sit and wait.
01:16:10You're not good. We have to get rid of this.
01:16:12Let go, let go.
01:16:16This traitor will shoot the detonator.
01:16:18Grab the car and commit suicide.
01:16:19Why don't you commit suicide?
01:16:21Nobody is going to commit suicide.
01:16:22Antonio will stick 30 years under the law for anti-terrorism.
01:16:26Yeah, enough.
01:16:27For some crime they really want us.
01:16:29We have to get rid of this.
01:16:30But what if they attack us?
01:16:33We'll be defenseless.
01:16:34Why would anyone attack us?
01:16:36So they can take our resources and rape our women.
01:16:39Antonio, we are used to cooperation.
01:16:41You can't fool him.
01:16:43Enrique, you're very negative.
01:16:45You're ruining my fighting spirit.
01:16:47I'll give him a second chance.
01:16:49No way.
01:16:50We'll leave him on the street and let the thugs pick him up.
01:16:52No, there are a lot of people on the street.
01:16:54We have to take him to the field and call out,
01:16:56we have to call out the sappers.
01:16:59We have to do what he says.
01:17:01Bio-diesel, please.
01:17:03Cheap bio-diesel.
01:17:05We stole it.
01:17:07Why do we keep paying him like idiots?
01:17:09Marketing, Vicente.
01:17:10Hey, buy it, miss, without hormones and trans fats.
01:17:14How can you do that with money?
01:17:16I wanted you to pay guests.
01:17:17Miss, try this.
01:17:19Real cheese from Hayko Koza.
01:17:21With many calcium for your osteoporosis bones.
01:17:24Here's a roll from my garden.
01:17:26Miss, don't squeeze the figs.
01:17:28How did it grow?
01:17:30I planted it yesterday.
01:17:32It's a miracle.
01:17:34Yes, the Carthaginian Lord gave it to you.
01:17:36Be careful with this one, it's going to lie to you.
01:17:39And you, you sell unprocessed milk.
01:17:42Asusena is GMO.
01:17:43She's Koza Mutant.
01:17:46Good day, police.
01:17:47What can I get you?
01:17:48Bio-diesel or...
01:17:50Give me your hands behind your back.
01:17:52The camera of a ATM recorded you stealing gasoline.
01:17:55What are you talking about?
01:17:56That's what we do.
01:17:57Look.
01:17:58From the police car.
01:17:59Are you stupid?
01:18:00Very good, gentlemen, police.
01:18:01We don't want scammers on our market.
01:18:03Do you have permission to put Sergii here?
01:18:06Yes, yes, but I left him at home.
01:18:08This is an eco-farm.
01:18:10We sell the products that are left to us
01:18:12and pay the expenses of the block.
01:18:15This is...
01:18:16All I care,
01:18:17I'll arrest you for violating the public order.
01:18:20Come on.
01:18:21Where is he?
01:18:22Your mother doesn't like him.
01:18:26Take off the methanol.
01:18:28I don't want to see him.
01:18:29I look like Benny Hill.
01:18:30Hey, you!
01:18:34Well done for the eco-farm.
01:18:35You could have kept quiet.
01:18:37It's not enough that I forgave you
01:18:39the costs of the eco-debt.
01:18:41But, miserable people,
01:18:42you ruined this cooperation.
01:18:44And your husband goes to kill his daughters
01:18:46and commits illegal crimes.
01:18:48Here you go.
01:18:50Here you go.
01:19:13Yes, police.
01:19:14As I told you,
01:19:15we left the forest.
01:19:17What forest?
01:19:18I mean, from the field.
01:19:19And we found a bullet from the civil war.
01:19:21Here you go.
01:19:24No, no.
01:19:25We didn't shoot him.
01:19:26Great.
01:19:28They're coming.
01:19:29Let's go.
01:19:30No, no.
01:19:31We have to wait for the sappers
01:19:32so that no one will pass.
01:19:34And who will pass from here?
01:19:36Well, you will.
01:19:42Oh, God.
01:19:45What is this?
01:19:46It doesn't matter.
01:19:47Throw him inside.
01:19:48They will give us something.
01:19:49No, no.
01:19:50Leave him.
01:19:51Leave him.
01:19:52Wait, they will take him.
01:19:54Don't shoot!
01:20:03Mr. Resio,
01:20:04you robbed the gypsies.
01:20:06Not me.
01:20:07I rob their jeans.
01:20:08If they don't like metal things.
01:20:11Let's get out of here.
01:20:13Who left the bidet?
01:20:14I don't have it.
01:20:16Let's go.