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00:00This is my home.
00:05It's my first greeting. I'm nervous.
00:08Don't worry.
00:09Dad and Mom said they were looking forward to it.
00:12I see.
00:14But I'm a little different.
00:18Don't be surprised.
00:20What are you talking about?
00:22Don't worry.
00:25Let's go.
00:31Here?
00:35Yes.
00:36I'm standing in the middle of a slope.
00:38It's very slanted.
00:40It's weird, isn't it?
00:42Do you hate me?
00:44No.
00:45I don't care at all.
00:47I don't hate you.
00:48That's good.
00:49Let's go.
00:51I'm home.
00:54Excuse me.
00:57What?
00:58Here.
01:00Is this your room?
01:02Yes.
01:03What is this structure?
01:05A mountain used to stand here.
01:08Did you leave it as it is?
01:09It costs a lot of money to make it flat.
01:11My dad told me to leave it as it is.
01:13Why did you leave it as it is?
01:15It's cute, isn't it?
01:16I like it.
01:17That's good.
01:19Can I open this?
01:21Yes.
01:22Excuse me.
01:26It's heavy.
01:28It's heavy.
01:30It's heavy.
01:32You'll get used to it.
01:34Can you do it?
01:36Don't pinch your fingers.
01:38I've done it many times.
01:40It's dangerous.
01:48Are you Hiroshi?
01:50Yes.
01:51I'm Keiko's father.
01:53It's dangerous, isn't it?
01:55Come in.
01:57Can I sit here?
01:58Yes.
01:59It's good that you came.
02:01Can I sit here?
02:02Yes.
02:03It's good that you came.
02:07Come in.
02:09It's good, Hiroshi.
02:11Can I sit here?
02:13No.
02:14You have to sit here.
02:15What are you talking about?
02:17Come here.
02:21What are you doing?
02:23What are you doing?
02:25What are you doing?
02:27Hiroshi.
02:29What's wrong with you?
02:31Don't you want to sit here?
02:33Are you weak?
02:35Hiroshi.
02:36Can I sit here?
02:38It's good that you came.
02:40Your friends do this sometimes.
02:42Yes.
02:43Are you shy?
02:45Yes.
02:47I'll sit here.
02:49Come here.
02:51Hiroshi.
02:53Hiroshi.
02:55Your father made time for you.
02:58I'm sorry.
02:59I'll sit here.
03:00He is nervous.
03:02You don't have to be nervous.
03:04Sit down, Hiroshi.
03:06I'm tired.
03:12Hiroshi.
03:14Hiroshi.
03:16Don't sleep, Hiroshi.
03:18What are you doing, Hiroshi?
03:21You are a man.
03:23Sit down.
03:25Hiroshi.
03:27It hurts.
03:29What are you doing?
03:31I'm sorry, father.
03:32I've never seen anyone who sleeps like this.
03:35Hiroshi, you are bad.
03:37Hiroshi.
03:39Hiroshi.
03:43You are sweating.
03:45I'm nervous.
03:46I'm sweating because I'm nervous.
03:48I'm always nervous.
03:50I sat down.
03:54Don't look so desperate.
03:56Hiroshi.
03:58Keiko.
04:00Can you sit here?
04:02Can I sit here?
04:04Yes.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:08Keiko is at home.
04:10She is here every day.
04:12Keiko always sits here.
04:14Keiko.
04:16Keiko.
04:20Keiko.
04:22Keiko.
04:24Keiko.
04:26This corner is important.
04:28Use this corner.
04:30Keiko.
04:32Keiko.
04:34Do you hold hands?
04:36Are you okay?
04:38We can overcome difficulties.
04:40Show me.
04:42I'll follow you.
04:44I'll follow you.
04:46Are you ready?
04:48One, two, three.
04:50Good.
04:54It's still noon.
04:56It's my first time.
04:58Who is this?
05:00He is a Titan.
05:02Mother, tea.
05:04Nice to meet you.
05:06Hello.
05:08Mother, tea.
05:10Are you okay?
05:12Mother.
05:14Mother.
05:16Mother.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:20Keiko.
05:22I didn't bring tea.
05:26What are you doing?
05:28Don't leave me alone.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:32Mother, bring me another cup of tea.
05:34Okay.
05:36Give Hiroshi tea.
05:38I'll go.
05:40Let's go.
05:44Mother.
05:46Mother.
05:48Mother.
05:52Mother.
05:54Mother.
05:56Was it so heavy?
05:58It's hot.
06:02Let's talk here.
06:04No.
06:06It's a difficult house.
06:08It's fun.
06:10I'm wet.
06:12My brother is here.
06:14Bring me a towel.
06:20Wait a minute.
06:22Is he your brother?
06:24He is Tatsuya.
06:26He always goes somewhere.
06:28He is shy.
06:30My brother is here.
06:32Let me introduce him.
06:34Nice to meet you.
06:36Is this okay?
06:38Is this okay?
06:40He is my brother.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:44I'll give you my pants.
06:46I think it suits you.
06:48Please try it on.
06:52I want to wear it.
06:54I'll give you a present if it suits you.
06:56I understand.
06:58It's a chance to get along.
07:00Please sit down.
07:02He is my brother.
07:04Is there a sound of rain?
07:06He is my brother.
07:10It's amazing.
07:12He is a lively person.
07:14I'm getting used to him.
07:20I'm sorry.
07:22You are annoying.
07:24YOSHIKU.
07:30YOSHIKU.
07:32I was surprised.
07:34I was surprised to see you in my pants.
07:36I was surprised when you fell.
07:38I was surprised.
07:40I'm doing my neck.
07:42Please don't do that.
07:44I can't see your face.
07:46I'll do it.
07:50YOSHIKU.
07:54Where are you going in your pants?
07:56YOSHIKU.
07:58Are you okay?
08:00I'm just asking you to show me your pants.
08:02How do you feel?
08:04I respect you.
08:06It's a small size.
08:08He has thin legs.
08:10I think it suits him.
08:14He is my brother.
08:16He is a lively person.
08:18He is kind.
08:20He is amazing.
08:22Did you get better?
08:24Don't say that.
08:26You are the worst.
08:28YOSHIKU.
08:34Please sit down.
08:36It suits you.
08:38It suits me.
08:40You have to wear young fashion.
08:42I'm in front of YOSHIKU.
08:44I can't show my ugliness.
08:46That's how you do it.
08:50You look like a ski jumper.
08:52You look like a ski jumper.
08:56I take off my socks at home.
08:58How did you do that?
09:02I made a mistake in taking off my socks.
09:12You spend the longest time at home.
09:14You spend the longest time at home.
09:16You spend the longest time at home.
09:18I will do it.
09:20You do it like this.
09:22How many years do you think you live?
09:34Your thighs are red.
09:36I was born red.
09:40Can you do this?
09:42What is this?
09:44What is this?
09:46I love to play like this.
09:48I love to play like this.
09:50I love to play like this.
09:52Look at this.
09:54This is my specialty.
10:02This is amazing.
10:04This is amazing.
10:06This is my specialty.
10:08I'm looking forward to working with you.
10:10I'm looking forward to working with you.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:14I don't want to come to this house anymore.
10:16I don't want to come to this house anymore.
10:26See you again.
10:30Thank you very much.
10:32Thank you very much.
10:34Thank you very much.
10:40I'm sorry.
10:42I'm sorry.
10:44This is the place.
10:46This is the place.
10:48This is the place.
10:50I'm sorry.
10:52I'm sorry.
10:54I'm sorry.
11:00Welcome.
11:02Welcome.
11:04Are you a customer?
11:06Are you a customer?
11:08This is a program of TV and radio.
11:10Are you a customer?
11:12This is a program of TV and radio.
11:14This is a program of TV and radio.
11:16This is the program of TV and radio.
11:18Is there a program that shows theiveness?
11:20Is there a program that shows theiveness?
11:22What program is it?
11:24I don't understand.
11:26I don't understand.
11:28I'm not following.
11:34What is this?
11:36You can't look at it! I'm making yakisoba!
11:39You're already buried in yakisoba. Where are you making it?
11:43Here!
11:44But it's dirty, right? Your hands are covered in sauce.
11:47I've had a lot of customers wait for me in a tourist bus in the past.
11:52It's a trauma, and I hate having customers wait for me after that.
11:56So you're going to make it so you're buried in it?
11:58That's right! What are you going to do? You're in a tourist bus now!
12:01You can't make me wait!
12:03You can't come to a country like this!
12:05I might come! That's why I'm doing this!
12:09Are you going to eat it?
12:11You're touching it with your hands.
12:13He's eating it. He's eating it. It's dirty.
12:17Are you going to eat it?
12:18Can I have some?
12:20I can't get the chopsticks out, so pick it up and eat it.
12:23I see.
12:24The chopsticks are in here, but I can't get them out, so pick it up and eat it.
12:29Pick it up? Give me a plate or something.
12:31Give me a plate or something!
12:37This genius is crazy.
12:42How is it?
12:43It's better than I thought.
12:45It's delicious, isn't it?
12:47It's delicious, isn't it?
12:51Don't eat too much. It's for sale, isn't it?
12:53It's for sale.
12:54I have a customer. Get out of the way.
12:57I'm going to beat you up.
12:59Please come in.
13:01One soft cream, please.
13:03Soft cream?
13:04You sell yakisoba?
13:06You sell soft cream?
13:08I have it.
13:12Wait a minute.
13:14Yes.
13:17Wait a minute.
13:19There's yakisoba on top of the soft cream.
13:22This is sweet and salty and delicious, isn't it?
13:25There's no way.
13:27There's no way.
13:29You don't understand.
13:31Our main dish is yakisoba.
13:33The most popular one is soft cream.
13:36I'm not in a situation to laugh at all.
13:38You eat a lot, don't you?
13:40Do you eat soft cream, too?
13:42Can I have it? I got yakisoba.
13:44Do you eat it?
13:45Let's look for it.
13:47Let's look for it.
13:49Let's look for it.
13:51I found it.
13:53Where is it?
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56Don't do that.
13:58I said it's okay.
14:00You're eating a lot.
14:02Have you ever thought about soft cream?
14:06Soft cream?
14:07Yes.
14:08Is it delicious?
14:09Is it like yakisoba?
14:11How many years have you been running this shop?
14:13Soft cream?
14:14I didn't put yakisoba noodles on it.
14:16Soft cream.
14:18You don't understand, so eat it.
14:21I'll have it.
14:24I'm going to use the soft cream in Hokkaido.
14:28I don't want to talk about soft cream.
14:31I only eat yakisoba.
14:33Eat yakisoba, too.
14:36What's that sound?
14:37It's a phone.
14:38Phone?
14:39I'm going to answer the phone.
14:42Let's answer the phone.
14:43Don't disturb me.
14:45I'm going to answer the phone.
14:46Please wait for 30 minutes.
14:51I got a call.
14:52Did you answer the phone?
14:53It's okay.
14:54I'm still answering the phone.
14:56Are you okay?
14:57Shut up!
14:59I'm going to answer the phone.
15:01It's noisy.
15:03Hello.
15:06I'm at the entrance of KOSEI.
15:09One yakisoba and one yakisoba.
15:12I'll bring it right away.
15:17What's wrong?
15:18I have a delivery.
15:20What?
15:22Is that how you get out?
15:24What?
15:26Is that how you get out?
15:27Wait a minute.
15:29What?
15:33What?
15:35It's falling down.
15:38Are you okay?
15:39I have a delivery.
15:40Please wait for a moment.
15:42I'm at the entrance of KOSEI.
15:48Thank you very much.
15:50It's like a hedgehog.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53I thought I was going to die.
15:57It's the first time I've ever seen such a beautiful yakisoba pattern.
16:03A hundred years of conflict between humans and dracula.
16:07Finally, humans put dracula on a cross.
16:11It looked like the battle was over.
16:15But...
16:23What?
16:25He's alive.
16:28Those two are back to life.
16:32What should I do?
16:34Is he dead?
16:36I'll wake him up.
16:39The cross is in the way.
16:41The cross is heavy.
16:49Are you alive?
16:54I'll wake him up.
17:02What's wrong?
17:04I have a bad stomach.
17:06What's wrong?
17:07I don't know.
17:10Look at his clothes.
17:13He's alive.
17:17He's alive, too.
17:19I'll wake him up.
17:21I'll wake him up in the same way as now.
17:29It hurts.
17:35I'll wake him up.
17:37I'll wake him up.
17:39I'll wake him up.
17:45What's going on?
17:47He's alive.
17:49He's alive.
17:51The cross will die.
17:53That's right.
17:55It's the deadliest cross.
17:57It's the first time in history.
17:59It's a revolution.
18:01He's a Dracula zombie.
18:03Dracula zombie?
18:05It's amazing.
18:07It's the strongest race.
18:09I'm thirsty.
18:11It's been a hundred years.
18:13I'm thirsty.
18:17There's something.
18:19What's this?
18:21There's something.
18:23There's something.
18:25It's heavy.
18:27It's a drink.
18:29I'll drink it.
18:31I can't reach it.
18:33I can't do this.
18:35I'll give it to you.
18:37Go to sleep.
18:39I'll give you a drink.
18:41I'll give it to you.
18:43I'll give you a drink.
18:45I'll give it to you.
18:53It looks like a warm-up.
18:55It looks like a warm-up.
18:57It's very similar to Dracula childhood.
18:59It's very similar to Dracula childhood.
19:01Let's do this.
19:03Can you do it?
19:04Wait a minute.
19:06Like this.
19:07Let's go.
19:08It's been a hundred years.
19:10I'm drinking.
19:14It's not good at all.
19:16It's dangerous.
19:17It's dangerous.
19:20What should I do?
19:23It's delicious.
19:25That's good.
19:27That's good.
19:29That's not good.
19:31Use that magic.
19:33I have a legendary weapon.
19:36Let's go.
19:38Dracula Stand Up!
19:43How is it?
19:45It's amazing.
19:46Your magic is amazing.
19:48I can use only this.
19:49Why am I only using this?
19:51Let me drink it next time.
19:53It's the limit.
19:54You should drink it.
19:56I'll die if I don't wash under my nose.
19:58That's right.
19:59Don't you want to drink water?
20:01I know that I can't drink water.
20:04What should I do?
20:06It's cool.
20:07It's amazing.
20:09Can you do it?
20:10Let's go.
20:11It's not good.
20:12Let's go.
20:13Drink it.
20:17Are you okay?
20:18Are you okay?
20:19I heard a voice when I entered a strange place.
20:21You entered my nose.
20:24You entered my nose.
20:27I want to bite my nose.
20:29Stop it.
20:30I don't care if you bite your nose.
20:33I'm going to die.
20:35I'm going to die.
20:39Are you okay?
20:42It's the limit.
20:44What should I do?
20:45It's like this.
20:49It's like the last scene of the concert.
20:52It's the limit.
20:53Let's go.
20:57I'm scared.
20:58I'm scared.
20:59I'm scared.
21:07I'm sorry.
21:08I'm sorry.
21:09Are you okay?
21:11DRACULA STAND-UP REBORN
21:17It's different from the ground.
21:19Is that so?
21:20I'm worried.
21:21I'm worried.
21:22I'm worried.
21:23I'm worried.
21:24I'm worried.
21:28Water.
21:33It's been a hundred years.
21:34You've been unhygienic for a long time.
21:36You've been unhygienic for a long time.
21:42What?
21:43Look at that.
21:44It's the sun.
21:45It's almost morning.
21:46It's not good.
21:47It's not good.
21:48If the light hits Dracula...
21:50I'll close the curtains.
21:51It's not good.
21:52I'll close the curtains and hide.
21:54It's a little high.
21:55I can't reach it.
21:56I can't do this.
21:58I have to do something.
21:59I'll help you.
22:00I'll die.
22:01Do you have any ideas?
22:02I'll help you.
22:03I'll help you.
22:04It's the reverse of the last one.
22:06It's like this.
22:07I see.
22:08It's like this.
22:09It's like climbing.
22:10Let's go.
22:11Let's go.
22:12Slowly.
22:13Slowly.
22:14Be careful.
22:15Be careful.
22:16It's amazing.
22:17It's heavy.
22:18Is it heavy?
22:19It's heavy.
22:20It's heavy.
22:21It's heavy.
22:22It's heavy.
22:23It's heavy.
22:24Are you okay?
22:27I fell in a painful place.
22:30How was it?
22:31The last one was good.
22:33Do you want to do it?
22:35Let's do it together and make sense of stability.
22:37Good.
22:42Let's make sense of stability with this.
22:45I wonder if you can do it.
22:46I'm going to try and climb up.
22:48Go for it.
22:54Be careful.
23:00Good, good, good.
23:02You might be able to escape.
23:04Just a little more.
23:06If you look closely, it's amazing.
23:11Sorry.
23:13That was close.
23:15I'm going to get hurt.
23:17I couldn't see it well, but I think it's really dangerous.
23:19I'm sure it was dangerous.
23:21I'm going to get hurt.
23:23I'm going to die.
23:31You're not going to die.
23:33Does that mean we're zombies?
23:35Lucky.
23:39Okay.
23:43That was close.
23:47I thought I was going to break.
23:49That was close.
23:51We're fighting against each other.
23:53That was close.
23:55So, we've finished the three books.
23:57Yes.
23:59The set is amazing.
24:01First of all,
24:03I want to go to Odobu.
24:05Even if we had ideas,
24:07we couldn't do it.
24:09We couldn't do it, so we couldn't come up with ideas.
24:11That's true.
24:13It hurt.
24:15I thought I didn't have a body.
24:17I thought I didn't have a body.
24:19I thought I was laughing too much.
24:21I thought everyone was in pain.
24:23I couldn't see.
24:25And Dracula.
24:27I thought I didn't have a body.
24:29That was dangerous.
24:31It was too dangerous to put it on.
24:33Let's not do it.
24:35That's right.
24:37I thought it was like that.
24:39I was underestimated.
24:41I was underestimated.
24:45And yakisoba.
24:47It was hard to make yakisoba until the shooting.
24:49It was hard.
24:51There were more yakisoba on the top than on the bottom.
24:53There were more yakisoba on the top than on the bottom.
24:55When we were shooting,
24:57Tetsuya Yoko came to the set and said,
24:59Tetsuya Yoko came to the set and said,
25:01He was making a lot of practices on a gum tape.
25:03We were watching it.
25:05We were watching it.
25:07Yeah, from a professional point of view, I didn't expect yakisoba to fall down so much.
25:12So I was wondering how to fix it.
25:14And I found a stupid piece of duct tape.
25:16I thought so, too.
25:18I couldn't see it because it was fixed.
25:21But when I saw it, I thought,
25:23Oh, thank you. There's a board in it.
25:24So I looked at it and found a stupid piece of duct tape.
25:26It's not duct tape.
25:28It's just a piece of duct tape.
25:30I was relieved.
25:32Humanity's destination is duct tape.
25:35The result was amazing.
25:37It was amazing at the end.
25:39It was really amazing.
25:41I want you to watch the video yourself.
25:43It's my favorite scene.
25:47Oh, my God.
25:53He's gone.
25:57He can't come back.
25:59Oh, my God.
26:03Oh, I see.
26:05That's amazing.
26:07Thank you very much.