Every Indian Mom & Sabzi Bazar | Ft. Street Food
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00:00Mom, I had to buy vegetables. Was it necessary for you to come?
00:05Yes, son. Because you know, you bought so less vegetables for twenty rupees.
00:10Just these potatoes, onions, cabbage, cauliflower, radish, carrots, pumpkin, pumpkin seeds.
00:14So less vegetables.
00:16Sister, how much is this potato for?
00:17I have to sell it.
00:18Oh, and this tomato?
00:20That's not a tomato. By the way, ten rupees a kilo.
00:23No, no, it's very expensive. The neighbor is giving it for five rupees.
00:26You leave this tomato and give me this red back. You look very handsome.
00:30Son, you don't know how to buy vegetables. You have caused a loss of eight rupees.
00:33Mom, who will become rich in eight rupees?
00:39Yesterday I earned eight rupees and made the biggest profit of my life.
00:43Because of which I have come in the list of the richest people in the world at number seven.
00:47Sir, that's the list of your diseases.
00:49What do you mean? Hey, this AIDS is the owner of Microsoft, idiot.
00:51Sir, it's not AIDS, it's Gates. Bill Gates.
00:54Sir, recently you have also directed a movie. Its trailer has also come.
00:57This Saturday.
00:58Stop, we are lame.
01:00I will rob all his pride.
01:02Boss, will I get some credit for a little pride?
01:05I had to get my mother treated a little.
01:07Hey, do you even know what pride is?
01:09Yes, I have heard that it is very expensive. No?
01:12Hey, idiot, it's not expensive, it's very expensive.
01:15In this, not only your mother, but all three of us mothers will be treated.
01:17But boss, my mother is already fine. Wait, I'll break my sister-in-law's legs.
01:22Now all your pride is mine.
01:27After twenty minutes.
01:30After five hours.
01:33After the whole day.
01:36Where did you hide this pride?
01:38Get it.
01:40Boss, I broke his back with my mother's legs.
01:42I have a lot of heart. Is the pride enough?
01:48It was such an emotional movie.
01:49What did you find emotional in this?
01:50Hey, didn't you see the last scene?
01:52Which one?
01:53Hey, directed by Narendra Baggi, written by Chucha Moocha.
01:56Oh wow, the last scene of this movie was so hot.
01:59Listen Johnny, today I will do whatever you say.
02:02Really?
02:03Yes.
02:04Directed by Narendra Baggi.
02:05Oh, directed by Narendra Baggi.
02:07Written by Chucha Moocha.
02:09Oh my God, written by Chucha Moocha.
02:11Co-star.
02:12No, you are forgetting the executive producer Gulabi Gandul.
02:15By the way, what are you doing here?
02:17Oh my God, what a question.
02:19I have come to this big vegetable market to do shark tank with this bag.
02:23He is joking.
02:24No, I am really doing shark tank.
02:25Hello sharks, today I have brought for you every beggar's friend, Bori.
02:30And also Lalu has come.
02:32Is he also in your company?
02:33Shark.
02:34You keep quiet, I am asking Lalu.
02:35Sorry sharks.
02:36Say Lalu.
02:40What, what is he saying?
02:42Oh yes sharks, sorry.
02:43You might not have understood what Lalu said.
02:45Lalu is saying.
02:46Brother, brother.
02:49Oh, you are right, Mr. Lalu.
02:52Sharks, you can sit on this bag.
02:54You can wear it in cold.
02:56You can pee on it.
02:57It makes everything disappear.
02:58And you can also chew it in time pass.
03:00Hey, have you also peed on it?
03:02You know sharks, he has done it.
03:04Oh, flavor product.
03:06So sharks, in return of my half bag, I am asking you.
03:0910 grams of flour and one coriander.
03:12Oh.
03:17Look, the product is very good.
03:19Flavor is also very good.
03:21But look, my final offer is one coriander.
03:23Sharks, I want to discuss with my partner.
03:27Really?
03:28But.
03:31Oh yes, you are right.
03:32What did you discuss then?
03:33Nothing, sharks.
03:34Lalu was just licking my ears.
03:36Deal done.
03:37Are you done?
03:38Hey, listen.
03:39Do you want to buy battery water?
03:40Or this headlight?
03:41Or you want my cool glasses which tell you how to earn money?
03:44How?
03:45Probo.
03:46Because this is India's first opinion trading app.
03:47Where you just have to give your opinion in yes or no.
03:49Whichever category you are interested in.
03:51Like cricket, YouTube, etc.
03:52And this is a trusted app.
03:53More than 3 crore users.
03:55And now there is also an offer here.
03:57To win 5 iPhone 15 Pro Max.
03:59And I lied.
04:00This light is not coming from the glasses.
04:01It is coming from my real eyes.
04:02When I went blind.
04:03The doctor gave me two options.
04:05First, should I get real eyes and see this world again?
04:07Or should I get this projector into my eyes?
04:09Then I easily took my opinion.
04:11And I am still taking it.
04:12On Probo.
04:13Like there is a question here.
04:15Will this T2 earn more than 500 crores?
04:17If you are sure.
04:18Then you can increase the quantity.
04:19To earn more profit.
04:20And here is unlimited deposit and withdrawals.
04:22Paytm, UPI.
04:23Whomever you want.
04:24If you download it from the link in the description.
04:26You will get 100 rupees.
04:27So what do you say?
04:28He has left.
04:30I worked so hard to get this Probo CD.
04:32Brother, what kind of file is this?
04:33Show me something fresh.
04:34Yes, sister.
04:35Brother, show madam something fresh.
04:37Okay, okay.
04:38Fresh, fresh, fresh.
04:39What are you doing?
04:40Take it.
04:41There is a little left.
04:42Look, this is mom's bite.
04:43This is mine.
04:44Come on, this is mom's bite.
04:45No, no.
04:46How cute they are.
04:47Give me a bite of mine too.
04:49Okay, come on.
04:50This bite is for sister-in-law.
04:57Cute.
04:58Fresh, fresh, fresh.
04:59Take it, take it.
05:00Yes, this is fine.
05:01Not this.
05:02Not this too.
05:03Mom, how do you know if it is good or bad?
05:05Son, you have to hold it and feel it a little.
05:09You have to feel it.
05:10Feel.
05:11Feel.
05:12You have to feel it.
05:13Feel.
05:14Feel it.
05:15Feel it.
05:17Son, you can tell just by putting your finger on it.
05:19Stop rubbing it on your chest.
05:20Brother, pack me that sticker watermelon.
05:23Do you know that sticker fruits are the freshest?
05:26I always take that.
05:27Hey, there were not two watermelons here earlier.
05:30Anyway, mine is the sticker one.
05:33It was not so heavy.
05:34Anyway, whatever it is.
05:35First, I will take a bath and come.
05:38Until she comes after taking a bath, I will eat something.
05:40Hey, old man, you will get me killed.
05:41Eat something else.
05:42This, this is.
05:44Hey, what are you doing?
05:45This is also a human.
05:46I will eat this and see.
05:48Hey, he ate my boondi.
05:51What is this?
05:52Hey, old man, go there.
05:53What is the problem?
05:54You will trap everyone.
05:55I don't understand.
05:58Hey, no.
05:59I think I have blown someone.
06:00I should help him.
06:03Hey, he is just a watermelon.
06:05Me too.
06:07Hey, no.
06:08He is a human.
06:09Hey, no.
06:10He is a watermelon.
06:11Hey, no.
06:12He is a human.
06:13Hey, no.
06:14He is a watermelon.
06:15Take it.
06:16Take it.
06:17One for one.
06:18Free offer.
06:19Hey, wow.
06:20I will take this deal.
06:21Son, listen.
06:22And listen carefully.
06:23Before 4.30, you get out of this Tuesday market.
06:24I will meet you outside.
06:25Why?
06:26I told you.
06:274.30.
06:28Means 4.30.
06:31Cold lemon juice.
06:33Feel the coolness in the heat.
06:35Come on, dear.
06:36Let's quench our thirst.
06:38What a stupid place this Tuesday market is.
06:40Hey, look there.
06:41Dolly.
06:42Famous tea vendor.
06:43Hey, Dolly.
06:44Make tea quickly.
06:45I am getting late for office.
06:46Take it now.
06:47Dolly, make it fast.
06:48I was getting late for office.
06:50We see this daily.
06:52Dolly.
06:54Dolly, please.
06:56Dolly, I am very late.
06:57It's a matter of job.
06:59Stop it, Dolly.
07:00I asked you for 5 rupees tea.
07:01You are showing me 500 rupees mujra.
07:03It's evening already.
07:04Hey, Dolly's main business is mujra.
07:06Dolly makes tea in the same way.
07:08But Dolly.
07:09Bend down.
07:10And put it in your mouth.
07:11Dolly's tea.
07:14Dolly, it's hot.
07:15Where have we come?
07:16People have set up shops everywhere.
07:18This man is sitting on a bull.
07:20And why is the road of the vegetable market so wet?
07:22Hey, come here and see.
07:24What?
07:25Only water is flowing.
07:26Now look there.
07:27The water of the whole market is flowing.
07:30Let's find out.
07:31Come behind me.
07:37Finally, now we will know.
07:38Where is all this dirty water going?
07:40Oh, by the way.
07:41It took us only 3 minutes to come here.
07:42It must be looking at the montage.
07:43It took us a year to come here.
07:44But it's not like that.
07:45The weather of the market changes very fast on Tuesdays.
07:47And this Pope's beard grows in every 15 minutes.
07:49On the day of full moon, he becomes a wolf.
07:51On the day of full moon, a wolf also becomes a Pope.
07:54Oh, no.
07:55Today is full moon.
07:56Oh.
07:57Oh.
07:58Oh.
07:59Oh.
08:00Oh.
08:01Oh.
08:02Oh.
08:03Oh.
08:04Oh.
08:05Oh.
08:06Oh.
08:09Yes, fine.
08:10Finally, now we'll know where all this dirty water is flowing?
08:13Oh.
08:16Brother.
08:17Please make us a biscuit.
08:19Have you seen Pope?
08:20Pope?
08:21He is Chandresh Bihai Phulkiwale.
08:23Swear on me.
08:24Brother.
08:25Please make us a sweet papdi.
08:27You!
08:28Please make your baby eat sweet papdi.
08:29Let's go.
08:30And listen to me.
08:31Deduct the money in your brother's account.
08:32All right?
08:33Where will you deduct it?
08:34Let's go baby. I have to go for a job or else boss will get angry. I'll meet you later.
08:41Oh Chandu Dada, sorry I'm a little late today.
08:43Should I wash the utensils first?
08:44Brother, one more sweet papdi.
08:45Oh hello.
08:46What sweet papdi?
08:47You get only one.
08:48Did you pay for it?
08:49For my B.F.
08:50Oh brother, no one pays, give cash.
08:53And that B.F. of yours, he comes here with other girls as well.
08:57He's biting you.
08:58Let's go Chandu Dada, I've washed the utensils. I'll leave now.
09:01Oh sorry baby, I was very busy today.
09:03Hey Chandu, did you feed the baby properly?
09:05The one who washes the utensils here told me everything about you.
09:08Oh the one with the long face, the one who has KTM?
09:10Look baby, don't believe what he says, he's jealous of me.
09:12Wait, I'll call him right now.
09:13Hello.
09:14What is it?
09:15You understand a lot, right?
09:16Yes, so?
09:17Son, don't ever go to the mill.
09:18Go, I'm right here, look in front.
09:21You rascal.
09:22Here.
09:23You take it.
09:24You'll provoke my girlfriend?
09:25Yes, I'll provoke her, what will you do?
09:26I'm not going to leave you.
09:28Sorry Chandu, you wrote it in my account.
09:30Don't write it in any account Chandu Dada, take money from him.
09:33Oh no, it's just 5 minutes before 4.30, I'll have to leave.
09:36Baby, I feel like I'm forgetting something.
09:38Hey, what's happening to the sky?
09:42What are you two doing here?
09:43I told you to leave before 4.30.
09:45Let's go.
09:46Oh sister, what's the hurry?
09:48There's a sale on all our shops.
09:50I'll take the whole shop for just one rupee.
09:52We don't want it, get out of the way.
09:54Take the whole shop for just one rupee.
09:56We don't want it, get out of the way.
09:57Take it.
09:58Mummy, what's happening?
09:59I told you to leave.
10:01Listen sister, there's a special offer for you.
10:03No, we don't want it.
10:04Why don't you want it?
10:05Who are you?
10:06Come here.
10:07Get out of here.
10:09Mummy.
10:10Baby.
10:14Now where will you run?
10:25It's said that Mangalwar Bazar is a cursed place.
10:29If anyone stays there after 4.30,
10:31all the people there try to stop him.
10:34And if you happen to stop there by mistake...
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10:53And yes, I'll eat the likes.
10:55I have 5 more people at my house who eat likes.
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