Umer_Shareef and Mathira Award_show
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00:00Bhaji aayi hai, aajao aajao, yeh bhi nahi dekh rahi hai, bhai piche baitha hu aur kahe
00:13jaa rahi hai, abhi toh main jawaan hai, bura lag raha tha mujhe.
00:17Tabhi jaagi hai jab saari zindagi guzar gayi?
00:19Nahi, meri beech mein 4-5 zandav pehle bhi jaagi thi.
00:23Lekin bhai, main gaya toh aap log soh rahi the.
00:28Toh ek makaan le deta na, toh aaj yeh kaam nahi hota.
00:31Toh ek makaan pe poora mustafvi dao pe laga diya behna.
00:37Aap meri favourite artist aapko pata hai.
00:39Peeche 25 ladkiyon ko bhi aap yeh hi kahe kehne hai.
00:42Nahi, 2 ladkiyon ko bhi kahe hai.
00:45Unmein ek aap hai, aur ek Maumar Rana hai.
00:49Yeh, yeh, aisi baat nahi hai mere bhai.
00:53Maine 2 ladkiye bhi balance pe rakhe hai.
00:56Acha, sir aap toh rahenge na.
00:582 minute, mera bhai nahi hai.
01:02Yeh ek kaan mein bunda kyun pehna hai jab kya aapki dono kaan hai?
01:11Kaun kaun log baitha hai? Zara mukbari karna hai.
01:13Mujhe nahi door se nadar nahi hota hai.
01:15Sir, lekin Momi aape hai, Rambo sahab yaha par hai.
01:18Arbaaz Momi aur Rambo toh yeh, yeh toh package hai.
01:23Yeh aap PIA se ek ticket le hain, yeh wo aapko teen denge yeh mandon ke saath.
01:29Yeh package hai, yeh toh package aa gaya na poora.
01:32Yeh aate hi hain, yeh akele kabhi aate hi nahi hain.
01:35Ab inko force offer uti, wo bol raha hai, yeh bhi jaayenge toh main jaaunga.
01:39Yeh aise hain, yeh rahenge bhi ek hi khandak mein.
01:42Chale, batayi.
01:44Mathira ji hai yaha pe.
01:46Allahu Akbar.
01:49Yani ke, jo log ba wazoo hain.
02:01Matlab, yaar aap log yaar, yaar toh aap log shor kar lein, yaar pe baat ki gehrahi ko.
02:07Saadat asand Manto ke jumle hain yeh.
02:11Manto sahab firmaate hain apni kitab mein.
02:14Unke kitab-e Umar Sharif, usme unke firma hai.
02:18Toh main Mathira ko mera khale ek lamay ke liye bula loon aapki maujood ki mein.
02:23Mathira, aajao.
02:27Mathira itni pyari artist hai, mere show mein aayi.
02:31Toh ghavraad mein humne inko jaldi mein bula liya.
02:34Toh jaldi mein aayi, saadi ke neeche jeans ki pant pehn ke aaya.
02:40Hum main dekha rahe hoon, saadi ke neeche se pant nikliye.
02:43Phir wo maine isko cover karwaaya.
02:45Mathira, kaise hai?
02:46Sir, raat ke teen bje aapko show hua tha, main apna show khatam kar kar aayi thi.
02:51Aacha.
02:52Isliye jeans pehni pari.
02:55Isliye jeans pehni pari.
02:59Kaunsa show hai jo raat ko teen bje khatam hota bhai?
03:04Kaunsa show hai? Aap bataye, aap bhi show karte hai yaar.
03:07Aap tu nahi bata rahe hain.
03:10Mera late night show.
03:11Aacha, tera late night show.
03:16Aar is ladki ki shadi main karwaana chahata hoon.
03:19Kasi aise aadmi se jisse mujhe intaqam lena hai.
03:25Revenge lene ke liye main iss se uski shadi karwaa hoon.
03:28Mathira ko dhund liya, koi aisa pyaara handsome.
03:32Tumhara zain mein aisa hi ladka hai na Tashabur mein.
03:35Jhoot na bolna.
03:38Stage pe aage lag jayegi, batara hoon.
03:40Yeh bhai jaisa hai, bhai material hai.
03:44Bhai material hai.
03:46Isko bhai material nahi chahiye.
03:50Chu kaisa material chahate hai re?
03:54Yeh paida ho gayi hai Pakistan mein.
03:57Magar iski rooh jo hai na, wo America mein badakte hai raat ko.
04:02Abhi main iss se baat karunga.
04:04Aap ko main jaane ka kaunga yaar.
04:08Tum kyun aayen the?
04:10Aap inhe toh bolaya tha.
04:12Maine bolaya tha, toh tum aa gaye the.
04:14Toh kya nahi aao?
04:15Nahi, tumhe aana chahiye.
04:17Main tumhe parso phir bolaunga.
04:21Lekin award mein nahi.
04:26Tumhe kaale kapde, mera sochke, mera sun liya tha kaale kapde?
04:31Mujhe kya pata aap kaale kapde pehnege?
04:34Aapne, haan kaale hi pehnege.
04:36Kaale hi toh hai.
04:38Tumhe kya safed lag rahi hai?
04:40Shirt dekh rahi thi.
04:42Yeh toh zara contrast banaya na maine.
04:45Toh ne bhi toh banaya hai, yeh diamonds bakara ka.
04:49Khud toh nahi liya hunge aapne.
04:53Gift, gift, gift.
04:55Bahot saari taaliyan Matira ke liye.
04:57Meri badi betakadu dost aur bahot achi host hai aamari Pakistan ki.
05:01Matira, thank you karenge.
05:03Thank you, Shiv.
05:08Doston, hamare haan, Rai sahab,
05:11Rai sahab,
05:13doso aadmi maar de,
05:15poora media unke peeche pad gaya.
05:17O yaar, kaale bandhani inne bandhani maar te?
05:19Arre bhai, aap Salman Khan ko nahi dekh rahe hain?
05:22Ek punch maar rahe hain,
05:24bees aadmi oorte ve ja rahe hain.
05:27Oorte ve neeche gir rahe hain.
05:29Hum bana le toh museebat.
05:31Lekin hamari film industry koi kam toh nahi thi yaar.
05:34Hamare paas bhi toh artist the.
05:36Hamare bhi toh Muhammad Ali the na.
05:39Kya?
05:41Dekhi yeh woh legend hain,
05:43jinki aapko naam sunkar hi itni zor ki taali bhajaye,
05:47taake aisaas ho,
05:49ke ham kitni izzat kar rahe hain.
05:51Aap Sholay, Sholay dekhi hain aap logon hain?
05:53Qureshi sahab, aapne dekhi hogi.
05:55Qureshi sahab aisi filme dekhte hain,
05:57Sholay wale mein.
05:59Inko pata ho na, tone deniye.
06:01Sholay mein, Ramgarh.
06:03Ek gaon, Ramgarh.
06:08Sanata.
06:10Kahin ko kutta wale.
06:18Iss sound effect ke saath,
06:20teen chaar murge bhaag rahe hain.
06:23Ek aadha bakriyan bhaag rahe hain.
06:27Koi machhaye pe.
06:30Ek kareda kahin se.
06:34Chalta baar nikal gaya.
06:36Ek aadmi bin bhi,
06:38bila waja betha basti mein,
06:40payya seeda kar rahe hain.
06:42Koi kaam hi nahi hai uska.
06:44Yeh total gaon hain.
06:46Main pooch raha hoon aap logon se,
06:48aap saare zaheen log hain,
06:50Gabbar yahan ke apni maa ka jahez
06:52lootne aata tha?
06:57Tha gaya hoon.
06:59Toh film ka main bata raha tha ke,
07:01Terminator mein dekhe hain aap.
07:03Terminator aaya hain,
07:05upar se aake giraaye,
07:06aur wo itna apna aapko convert kar leta hai,
07:08deewar mein se nikal jata hai,
07:10carpet ban jata hai,
07:11jail mein se nikal jata hai,
07:12loha hai uske hauthon mein se nikalna churna jata hai,
07:14melt ho jata hai,
07:15uske baad wo drop ki shakal mein chala jata hai,
07:16uske baad bhai katta ho jata hai,
07:17phir banda ban jata hai.
07:18Yeh saari uski salaiyate hain.
07:21Aur wo ek bachche ko dhund raha hai,
07:23aur uski tasveer dikha ke,
07:25logon se poochta phir raha hai,
07:26ek shot mein,
07:27ke tumne yeh bachche kahin dekha hai.
07:30Abhi yeh Terminator hain,
07:31yeh jameel agarbatti wala hai,
07:32kaun hai yeh aadmi.
07:35Is ghalati ko,
07:36nahi dekhega Hollywood.
07:38Humari ghalatiye dekhenge,
07:39ki hum kya bana rahe hain.
07:42Aapki mohabbaton ka,
07:43aapki pyaar ka,
07:44bahut bahut shukriya.
07:45Thank you very much.