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00:00Somewhere, hidden amongst thorny brambles, is a little kingdom of elves and fairies.
00:09Everyone who lives here is very, very small.
00:14I'm Ben Elf!
00:17And I'm Princess Holly!
00:21Come on, let's play!
00:23Wait for us!
00:26LAUGHTER
00:29Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom
00:36Planet Bong Episode 2
00:39Help! Help!
00:42We're lost in deep space!
00:45I can't believe they just left us behind.
00:48I hope they turn the spaceship around and come back for us.
00:51Yes, otherwise we'll be floating here together for all eternity.
00:56How long is eternity?
00:58A very, very long time.
01:02Oh, well, let's play a game while we're waiting.
01:06I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.
01:10Stars.
01:11Yes! You're good at this. Can I have another go?
01:14If you must.
01:16I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.
01:21Stars.
01:22No! Space! Ha! You see, this is a really good game.
01:27This is going to be a very long eternity.
01:32Holiday, here we come!
01:34Soon, we will be at Planet Bong.
01:38But what about the wise old elf and nanny?
01:42Oh, we left them behind.
01:44Well, it was nice knowing them.
01:46No, Daddy, we have to go back for them.
01:50Yes, without Smarty Pants, we cannot make Planet Bong beautiful again.
01:57Stars.
01:58No!
01:59Space.
02:00No!
02:02Oh, right, it was stars. Can I have another go?
02:06Wise old elf!
02:08Nanny!
02:09Saved! We're saved!
02:11Saved from an eternity of eye spy.
02:15Oh, don't worry, we can carry on on board.
02:17There's loads of things. Spaceship, uh, spacesuit.
02:22Smarty Pants, when we get to Planet Bong,
02:26you will make all the plants grow again.
02:29Of course.
02:31Listen, Nanny, when we get to Planet Bong,
02:34I may need a little bit of help.
02:37Yes, I am the fairy helper,
02:39and I already helped you mend the flying saucer.
02:42Yes, this might be a bit bigger.
02:45How bigger?
02:46Big!
02:48We are here. Planet Bong.
02:53Wow!
02:54Planet Bong is all sand and hot.
02:58The perfect holiday planet.
03:03We're going into the ground.
03:08I am home again,
03:10and I have brought Smarty Pants to save our planet.
03:18The great leader of Planet Bong
03:21is here to celebrate this special meeting of peoples.
03:25Hello!
03:26He's tiny!
03:28Yes, on Planet Bong, we get smaller as we get older.
03:33Hello!
03:34Who said that?
03:35He's down there, Daddy.
03:37Oh, hello!
03:39Hello!
03:40Say hello, everybody.
03:42The great leader is very old.
03:45It is a fantastic honour for you to meet him.
03:49Say hello, Gaston.
03:51Hello!
03:52Gaston's eaten the great leader!
03:56Naughty Gaston! Spit the great leader out!
04:02Terrible!
04:04Terribly sorry, he's not really house-trained.
04:08Er, yes.
04:10As our special guests, we will now welcome you with a song.
04:17What a horrible noise!
04:19When are they going to start playing the tune?
04:22This is our national anthem.
04:25And delightful it is, too.
04:28APPLAUSE
04:30Cyrus, why do you live underground?
04:33Once, Planet Bong was covered in plants.
04:37Everywhere was green and beautiful,
04:40and the people were happy.
04:43Then the plants began to die out.
04:46It became too hot to live on the surface,
04:50so we moved underground.
04:52Everyone lives underground?
04:54Yes, even the animals.
04:57Animals?
04:59Whoa!
05:00Ooh, an alien monster!
05:03Don't worry, it is just a flobber-gurgle-thwatsplog.
05:07It is a pet.
05:11Aw, the flobber-gurgle-thwatsplog is so cute!
05:18Mummy, can we take the flobber-gurgle-thwatsplog back home with us?
05:23Please!
05:25I think it is much happier living here, darling.
05:29Aw!
05:30Um, when do we go to the beach?
05:32Now. We will take the lift.
05:43Lovely big beach. But where's the sea?
05:47There is no sea.
05:49So where can we swim?
05:50Nowhere. There is no water.
05:53Not for swimming, not for drinking, not for anything.
05:57Nothing but sand.
05:59Yes, just sand and sand and sand and sand and sand.
06:05Yes, Planet Pong is sand and sand and sand.
06:10Planet Pong is doomed!
06:16So this isn't a holiday?
06:19No, it's a rescue mission, Your Majesty.
06:23Yes, Smarty Pants is here to save us.
06:27Please, Smarty Pants, make the plants grow.
06:31Uh, yes. I've given this problem a lot of thought and I believe that I, Smarty Pants, have the answer.
06:41Good.
06:42So, without further ado, I will hand over to my fairy helper.
06:48Me?
06:49Yes. Just magic the plants up, would you?
06:52Oh, right.
06:56It is very excellent. Thank you.
06:59My pleasure.
07:00Now, please do the rest of the planet.
07:03What? The whole planet?
07:06Yes.
07:07But I'm Nanny Plum, not an interplanetary terraforming bioengineer.
07:12Do you mean this is it?
07:15Yes. Plants aren't easy to do. Lots of fiddly bits.
07:19Oh. So, Smarty Pants, you cannot save us after all?
07:25Uh, well, no.
07:28Thank you for trying.
07:30So, Planet Pong will never again have lots of plants and be beautiful once more?
07:36No.
07:37Wait a minute. Plants need water to grow.
07:41Yes.
07:42And if you had lots of water, you could have lots of plants.
07:46Yes.
07:47So, we just need to make it rain.
07:51I can do that. Rain's much easier to make than plants. It's just water.
07:56Then please make it rain.
07:59Magic Wand on Planet Pong, make it rain loud and strong.
08:07Nothing is happening. Did the magic work?
08:11Yes, it worked.
08:13Look up.
08:14Clouds.
08:15Yes, and lots of them.
08:18And clouds mean...
08:20Rain!
08:21It's raining.
08:26The plants are coming back.
08:28Yay!
08:30Gosh, they're growing so fast.
08:33Yes, they needed water.
08:35The flowers look so pretty.
08:38And smell so lovely.
08:40It's an alien paradise.
08:43Thank you so much. You have saved Planet Pong.
08:50It's all so lovely.
08:53An innocent, unspoiled world of nature.
08:57Gentle and beautiful in its loveliness.
09:01Yes.
09:02Right, lads. Back to work.
09:11What's happening?
09:13We are starting up our factories again.
09:19Are they supposed to make all that smoke?
09:22Yes, they always do that.
09:25How lovely.
09:27And now you can have your holiday.
09:31You know what? I think we'll just go home.
09:35Very well. I will take you home.
09:40Next stop, Planet Earth.
09:50You are home. Thank you again, Smarty Pants.
09:54Oh, it was nothing.
09:56For you, maybe. I magicked up a whole planet's worth of rain.
10:00To honour our alien guests, the Elf Band will now play a tune.
10:05Are you sure that's a good idea?
10:08Oom-pah! Oom-pah!
10:10Oom-pah! Oom-pah!
10:12Oom-pah! Oom-pah!
10:14Ah, what beautiful music.
10:17Is this your national anthem?
10:20Ah, who knows? It could be.
10:23It is wonderful.
10:26And now I must return to Planet Pong.
10:31Bye!
10:33Bye!

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