Lud Zbunjen Normalan (117 Epizoda) S4.E21 ∙ HipnozaLud Zbunjen Normalan (117 Epizoda) S4.E21 ∙ Hipnoza
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (117 Epizoda) S4.E21 ∙ Hipnoza
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (117 Epizoda) S4.E21 ∙ Hipnoza
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00:00It's not my fault that I have to, it's not my fault that I have to, but it's not my fault that I have to, it's my fault that I don't have to.
00:20You're a genius.
00:23Look, it's standing.
00:29It's alive.
00:38You're mine now.
00:40Bravo! Excellent! Phenomenal!
00:42This is a hidden camera, look over there, that white van, there's a hidden camera.
00:46You fell on the TV.
00:48It's a hidden camera.
00:49You were fantastic, fantastic.
00:51As you can see, Silko and I tied the money, we had a bit of a fight with you, but you were great.
00:55If you could just return 100 marks to our requisiteur.
00:58I can, I can, of course.
01:01Sir! Sir!
01:19Is it a new youth, madness or joy?
01:25Is it a man or a child, all the way to the sixties?
01:32Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
01:35Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
01:38Everywhere around me, music and women.
01:42I wouldn't be playing, I'd be studying.
01:48The questions torture me, they pull me out of the house.
01:55Problems have been solved, but there's no solution.
02:01Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
02:04Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
02:07Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
02:10What's wrong with you?
02:16You see, the cholesterol is catastrophic again.
02:20And he, and all three glycerides.
02:24And glycerides, and total cholesterol.
02:27Dear doctor, God, I don't know what I'm not eating.
02:30I threw out the salad, and the carrot, and the pepper, and the cucumber.
02:34I haven't had water for days.
02:37When I'm hungry, I cut up some ham,
02:40and then I have to pour some brandy over it.
02:44I don't know, you see, brandy does look like a problem.
02:47I told you nicely last time,
02:49that you shouldn't drink too much alcohol.
02:52Can I drink? I don't have to enjoy it.
02:55I beg your pardon?
02:57Doctor, I don't drink because I don't enjoy it.
03:00It cleanses the gums when you don't eat ham.
03:03I don't know, I can't stop you from eating anything,
03:06but alcohol, cigarettes, chasing women,
03:09that's not for your age anymore.
03:11I've only ever tried to live without cigarettes, alcohol, and women.
03:15That was the worst, the worst six and a half hours of my life.
03:20Well, at least quit smoking.
03:22Every fool knows how harmful cigarettes are,
03:25and how smoking shortens your life.
03:27Doctor, all I know is that smoking shortens your life.
03:31The more you smoke, the shorter it gets.
03:34I'm reading a report from the World Health Organization.
03:37Do you know that this year in Italy,
03:39100,000 people have died due to smoking?
03:42Why should I care about Italy? I'm a citizen of the WHO.
03:46You don't look like you can talk seriously.
03:49Look at this recording.
03:52This is a disaster.
03:54I don't know how you breathe.
03:58You won't get far with these lungs.
04:03Is that right?
04:04That's right.
04:06I'm so glad you came back.
04:09We haven't seen each other in a hundred years.
04:11I have to go.
04:13We have so much to collect and take away.
04:16But you know what, I'll be back in a few days.
04:19Come on, I'll be here all the time.
04:23Who is this?
04:26I've never seen her before.
04:28Bojana, my family.
04:30Is she alone in the world, or is there someone else?
04:34She's free, if that's what you think.
04:36What do you think? Do I have a chance with her?
04:39You?
04:41You should know that you do.
04:44She's not in a relationship with anyone.
04:47She's a bit of a jerk.
04:49She's a bit of a whore.
04:51She doesn't do anything.
04:53You're the same.
04:55You two haven't even been to Spain.
04:57I like that.
04:59Tell me, will she come back?
05:01She will.
05:03She said she'd be back in a few days.
05:05I'll call you.
05:07And you, do your job.
05:09Make sure the pipe is empty.
05:11We'll see.
05:13It's all right.
05:15But when it comes to empty pipes,
05:17you have to get her out of the house.
05:19That's the impossible mission, part five.
05:22Listen, please.
05:24If that's what you think, try a little harder.
05:27But I'm telling you, you have a chance with Bojana.
05:30You know Maria has a nose for that kind of stuff.
05:32I like that, I like that.
05:35I don't like this, I don't like this.
05:39Hey, guys.
05:40Are they coming to the bar this morning?
05:42Luckily, no.
05:43I told you we'd be here soon.
05:45I have a plan on how to get rid of this bitch.
05:48Fuck you, bitch.
05:50The table is all yours.
05:52All mine?
05:53It's not mine, it's yours.
05:55Listen, I'm going to beat you up.
05:57If you get any fatter, I'll give you ten more bucks.
05:59I'll beat you up every day.
06:01He's going to blackmail me.
06:03He's going to break my inventory.
06:05Refko, you're a real bastard.
06:07What's your number?
06:09XXXL.
06:10What's XXXL?
06:11XXXL.
06:13Now I'm going to beat you up.
06:15What's that? Is that a diet?
06:18An apurin diet.
06:19What's the diet called?
06:21Apurin diet.
06:22I read that the biggest reason people get fat
06:24is because they eat too much before bed.
06:26So I controlled the apurin diet.
06:28Me? How?
06:30Before bed, I eat a lot of apurin
06:32and sleep like a baby.
06:34I'm counting on that diet to work.
06:37Refko, when I listen to you
06:39I feel like I don't listen to you at all.
06:41Well, I have the same case with me.
06:43Marija, I'm begging you,
06:44don't let me down with that little one.
06:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, Rukfaš, where did you go?
06:50Wherever I went, I went in the right time.
06:54Refkec, you're here.
06:55Listen, I have a great case situation.
06:58What? How?
06:59Let's make a big deal out of it.
07:01Let's make a lot of money.
07:04What's wrong with him?
07:06He's been to the doctor.
07:08How can he see me like this?
07:16God has a right to kill me with this cough.
07:19I'll have to stop smoking.
07:23Oh, you're coughing.
07:24I thought it was a diesel engine.
07:26It can't start.
07:27Man, you cough so much,
07:29you can hear it on the street.
07:31Have you been to the doctor?
07:33Well, I've been, but I wish I hadn't.
07:36Why?
07:37Did they forbid you to drink and smoke?
07:39That's why you shouldn't go to the doctor.
07:42They forbid you anything.
07:44When you hear that the doctor has forbidden someone
07:48something irrelevant,
07:49a salad, a carrot, a cycle,
07:51they forbid you
07:52barley, ham, cigarettes,
07:55rakija, everything you like.
07:58Well, doctor, they act like
08:00it's their job to ruin people's lives.
08:03How can you say that, old man?
08:05You have to give up what you like
08:07if you want to live longer.
08:09Who cares if you give up cigarettes,
08:12alcohol and women?
08:14You won't live any longer because of that.
08:17You'll just be bored without them
08:20and it'll look like you'll live longer.
08:23If I ask,
08:26if I ask,
08:28smoking, women and rakija,
08:30that's fine,
08:31but old man,
08:32you have to give up cigarettes.
08:35How can I give them up,
08:37when I haven't even gone to school yet.
08:40You know how it is in Herzegovina.
08:42My nanny taught me how to roll and bend.
08:45Why did your nanny teach you how to roll?
08:48Well, my grandfather,
08:50along with Duhan and Sverc,
08:52they chased him around.
08:54It was like you're rolling heroin today.
08:58I've been smoking since I was a kid.
09:01How can I give it up?
09:03I don't know.
09:04You should go somewhere for a couple of days.
09:08Is this yesterday's news?
09:10Yes.
09:11Look here.
09:13Look, old man.
09:14There's this guy in Dubrovnik.
09:18He's hypnotizing people to give up smoking.
09:22Hypnotizing?
09:23Completely painless.
09:24He hypnotizes you,
09:26and when you wake up,
09:28the cigarette really hits you.
09:30Dubrovnik, you say?
09:32Maybe that's not so bad, huh?
09:34What do you mean bad, old man?
09:36You go for a couple of days,
09:38and then what?
09:39You roll around,
09:40wandering around the apartment,
09:41you'll go crazy, old man.
09:43Oh, Refko,
09:44you really need to get it all together.
09:47You're a slow counter.
09:49Maybe I'm a slow counter,
09:50but when I count,
09:51I forget you quickly.
09:53Here, take it easy.
09:55Let's take a camera,
09:56hide it in a bush behind a wall,
09:58it doesn't matter,
09:59and then we'll film the hidden camera.
10:02We'll take a hidden camera?
10:04Then we'll need two cameras.
10:06Why two cameras?
10:07One to hide behind a wall,
10:09and the other to film the hidden camera.
10:11Refko, we don't need two cameras.
10:13You take one camera,
10:15you hide it in the bush,
10:17and I make some follows with people.
10:19It's called a hidden camera.
10:21Well, it's cool on TV
10:23when they catch someone and make him.
10:25That's what I'm saying.
10:26Then we'll film it,
10:27sell it on TV,
10:29make a lot of money.
10:30That's not so bad.
10:31Maybe it's even good.
10:32Of course it's good.
10:33Do we have a camera?
10:34We do.
10:35Do we have a tripod?
10:36We do.
10:37Do we have an idea?
10:40We do.
10:41We don't, Refko.
10:42We don't.
10:43Where do we get ideas from?
10:44We have ideas
10:46just like Breskva Kospica.
10:48We just need to sit down,
10:50concentrate,
10:51and the kids will run.
10:53Run.
10:54Come on, concentrate.
11:00Zombies.
11:01Refko,
11:02please don't interrupt me
11:04while I'm trying to come up with an idea.
11:06We've been at it for two days.
11:08We can't come up with anything.
11:09Of course we can't come up with anything
11:11when you keep interrupting me.
11:14Do you have an idea?
11:16Not just that,
11:17but I do.
11:18I'm a genius, Refko.
11:20And even though you keep interrupting me,
11:23I still managed to come up with an idea.
11:26So, what are we going to film?
11:28Get the equipment,
11:29and let's go.
11:30That's what I'm asking.
11:32THE HOTEL
11:38Why did you bring me here,
11:40to the hotel room?
11:42Mr. Vodja, I'm ordering.
11:44Before we even start,
11:46let me ask you something.
11:48Is this your first time doing hypnosis?
11:52Yes, it's my first time.
11:53But it's not my first time.
11:55I'm...
11:56For hypnosis,
11:57we take a spoon.
11:58When I drink a little stronger,
12:00I'm totally hypnotized.
12:02This is something else.
12:03You'll see.
12:04The rule is,
12:05first you pay,
12:06and then we do the treatment.
12:09First I pay,
12:10and then I do it.
12:11What?
12:12100 euros for the treatment?
12:14100 euros?
12:15Can you guarantee that
12:17after the treatment,
12:19I'll stop smoking?
12:20No one can guarantee that,
12:23so the client has made a strong decision
12:27to stop smoking.
12:28The hypnosis treatment
12:29can be successful.
12:33Thank you very much.
12:34And now,
12:35relax,
12:36and follow this clock.
12:39Like this, Mr. Vodja.
12:41You won't lose anything, right?
12:43What do you mean I won't?
12:44100 euros?
12:45Relax, Mr. Vodja.
12:47Why would I relax
12:49when I've just wasted 100 euros?
12:52Follow this clock, Mr. Vodja.
12:54If you don't relax,
12:56the treatment won't be successful.
12:58Like this,
12:59slowly.
13:00Like this.
13:01Your pockets are heavy.
13:04Like this.
13:06You're sleeping.
13:07You're sleeping a lot.
13:13You see,
13:14we'll hide here.
13:15You'll film,
13:16and I'll be the guide.
13:17And what about the contract?
13:18Do you want to go home
13:19and hang yourself in that coat?
13:20That's part of the script.
13:22We have a script.
13:23We do, but in my head.
13:24Look at this.
13:27What do you think?
13:28You're crazy, man.
13:30What do you mean I'm crazy?
13:32Imagine a random passer-by
13:34or a random girl.
13:36I'll act like a maniac.
13:37Imagine how she'll be surprised.
13:39I'm fine, man.
13:40I know.
13:41You know what's most important?
13:42You have to film
13:43the feeling of surprise
13:45on her face.
13:46We can do this.
13:48We start when I count to one.
13:50To one?
13:51Yes.
13:52Turn on the camera.
13:53Let's go.
13:57Good afternoon, ma'am.
13:58How are you today?
14:01Ma'am!
14:02Ma'am, stop!
14:03That's not what you think!
14:06Refko!
14:07She's gone.
14:08I didn't even get to tell her
14:09that the camera was hidden.
14:11I can't do this, man.
14:12I'm running out of the frame.
14:13Did you see that, idiot?
14:15What do we do now?
14:16What do you mean?
14:17We have to wait for the next passer-by.
14:18We have to start running.
14:19Like jogging?
14:20Jogging, jogging.
14:21Come on!
14:22Come on!
14:26Finally, let's repeat.
14:28Cigarettes.
14:30It's something you hate the most.
14:33The smell of cigarettes
14:35causes you pain.
14:37Every breath and smoke
14:39makes you eager to return.
14:43You feel physical pain.
14:46When you wake up,
14:48you won't be a smoker anymore.
14:50And you'll wake up
14:51when I count to zero.
14:54Four, three, two, one.
14:57Zero.
15:01How are you, Mr. Izet?
15:04I'm a little tired.
15:06I'm fine.
15:07Just...
15:08Just what?
15:09If I don't light up my mother,
15:11I'll be back in a second.
15:13What?
15:16Oh.
15:18I've never felt better.
15:21Okay, Maria.
15:22I managed to get Izet to go to Dubrovnik.
15:25It's empty.
15:26Now tell me,
15:27will this Bojana of yours come or not?
15:30She said she'd come to the cafe today.
15:32I don't know why she's not here yet.
15:34Here she is.
15:38Hi, Maria.
15:39Hi.
15:40Here I am, at the cafe.
15:42What's up?
15:43She's a little late for the cafe now.
15:45I'll have some rakija.
15:46Okay.
15:47Here, let me introduce you.
15:49This is one of my old acquaintances.
15:51Bojana.
15:52You can call me Boba.
15:55Faruk.
15:56And you can call me whatever you want.
15:58What do you mean, whatever I want?
16:00No, no.
16:01Whatever you want.
16:08I didn't know, Jaran,
16:09that this TV work is this hard.
16:11We're just filming a series,
16:13or God forbid, a movie.
16:15So what, should we give up?
16:16No way.
16:17Stubbornness is the characteristic of stubborn people.
16:19Let's go hide over there
16:20and wait for another passerby.
16:25There, you see what kind of person you are, Reefko.
16:27As soon as something gets a little complicated,
16:28you give up.
16:29I know, Bojana,
16:30but now we have to run
16:31and see how much equipment I'm carrying.
16:33You're nothing, it's easy for you.
16:34I'm Reefko, the director,
16:35you're the cameraman.
16:36Where did you see Spielberg carrying something?
16:38Okay, what do I do now?
16:39The same thing again?
16:40No, completely different.
16:41Look,
16:42I take this phantom,
16:44I put it on
16:45and start stealing
16:46some random passerby.
16:47Can you imagine how he'll hear that?
16:49He'll hear it right.
16:50Now, the most important thing for you
16:52is to film
16:53the strange expression on his face.
16:55Is that clear?
16:56Logical.
16:57Okay, since it's logical,
16:58turn on the camera.
16:59Okay.
17:00That one.
17:01Okay.
17:02Give me that suitcase,
17:03this is a robbery!
17:04It's mine!
17:05It's mine, people!
17:06Robbery!
17:07They're robbing the people,
17:08they're robbing the pensioners!
17:09Is that you, Izete?
17:10Of course it's me!
17:11Who are you?
17:12It's me,
17:13Chombecik Izete.
17:14You found me to rob,
17:15didn't you?
17:16Ouch!
17:17Yes,
17:18you'll find Kaigan
17:19on the edge of your mind.
17:20He's a horse.
17:21He's a horse.
17:22He's a horse.
17:23He's a horse.
17:24He's a horse.
17:25He's a horse.
17:26He's a horse.
17:27He's a horse.
17:28He's a horse.
17:29He's a horse.
17:30He's a horse.
17:31He's a horse.
17:32You're supposed to be a horse
17:34when you hang out with my pig.
17:36You found me to rob,
17:37didn't you?
17:38You'll find me to rob,
17:39you'll find me to rob.
17:41Wait, Izete,
17:42this is a hidden camera!
17:45Dude,
17:46it's dark in here.
17:47What do you mean it's dark?
17:48Izet killed me like a horse!
17:50Big plan,
17:51that surprise,
17:52everything!
17:53What surprise?
17:54You saw the cops?
17:55Your surprise,
17:56that you saw how surprised you were
17:57when you saw that Izet...
17:58And when he knocked you on the leg
18:00It was really good.
18:02They found me in the bandit's hideout.
18:05Who's that guy with the light?
18:11The bookseller.
18:13They must have it.
18:19Good day.
18:21Do you happen to have a book in the lock-up?
18:24I see it's in your bag.
18:27It's a book about hypnosis techniques.
18:38We put a finger in the examiner's eye
18:42so that it's a little above his eye level
18:46and about 20 centimetres away from him.
18:49I think that's how it should be.
18:52Let's see what else he writes.
18:54Don't be crazy.
18:56It'll be a hundred times better.
18:58You're in the back seat of my car.
19:05A little bit of this.
19:10This is good.
19:12I could use it more often.
19:16However, you should be careful.
19:19It's not uncommon for a hypnotist
19:22to fall into a so-called self-hypnosis.
19:28So that the examiner and the hypnotist
19:31find themselves in a state of hypnotic sleep.
19:35Look at this moron.
19:37How am I going to hypnotize myself?
19:39I wouldn't roll around in my bed all night.
19:42I'd just put my finger in front of me and...
19:45It'll be a hundred times better.
19:47You're in the back seat of my car.
19:50What are you doing here?
19:52When did you leave Dubrovnik?
19:54Today.
19:55Why are you in such a hurry?
19:57You're like a mother to me.
19:59It's like you're drowning in a tank of petrol.
20:02I'm having dinner with a lady
20:04and I thought the apartment would be empty.
20:07Why do you care?
20:09Do what you want.
20:11I know, but it's better when the apartment is empty.
20:14How was it in Dubrovnik?
20:16Oh, look.
20:18I'm a cheater.
20:20A man sells food.
20:22When I've ever listened to you,
20:25I've always eaten shit under his ass.
20:28What did he say?
20:30I've never seen a man make money
20:34that easily.
20:36You hypnotize a man,
20:38you tell him some nonsense
20:40and you take 100 euros from him.
20:42200 marks.
20:44Easy job.
20:47And you don't think that now?
20:49Why should I?
20:51I can't be worse than that fool in Dubrovnik.
20:54There's no chance.
20:56A man can hear anything from you.
20:59Listen, son.
21:01Just give me 15 minutes to test
21:04if I'm as good as it says in this book.
21:07To hypnotize me?
21:09Three minutes.
21:11I'm not a fool to be hypnotized
21:14by a man from this apartment.
21:16Find another fool.
21:18I'm having dinner with a lady.
21:24If I were to hypnotize him,
21:27I'd tell him to get his stuff and leave.
21:31Look at the sun.
21:33Who should I hypnotize?
21:36Go.
21:38I've done everything.
21:40I'm going home.
21:42I'm not a fool.
21:44Clean my eyes.
21:47I've done everything.
21:49I'm going home.
21:51What do you mean?
21:53Sit here in the armchair
21:55with your stuff.
21:57We'll have a chat.
21:59A chat? About what?
22:01I'll explain everything to you.
22:06This shit in Dubrovnik doesn't work.
22:10You just have to look into my finger.
22:19This really hurts.
22:22I can't stand on my feet.
22:25I didn't know this TV job was so hard.
22:28I'm sure that guy has a black belt in karate.
22:32I felt the worst when he started beating us with our weapons.
22:36Our weapons?
22:38He started with a tripod.
22:40I almost fell down.
22:42I feel sorry for the camera.
22:44It broke my head off.
22:46Now we can't film with a hidden camera.
22:48It doesn't matter.
22:50Chombe has a new idea.
22:52Is someone trying to trick us again?
22:54I don't know.
22:56The camera is broken.
22:58It's a broken state.
23:00But that doesn't mean anything to us.
23:02We're going back to the media.
23:04Fuck the TV. Let's go to work.
23:07Do you have a hidden camera?
23:09We do, but it's called a hidden microphone.
23:12No one has ever done that before us.
23:14A hidden microphone.
23:16It sounds great.
23:18It doesn't matter.
23:20Let's take a 10-minute break.
23:22Let's go to the field.
23:24I hope no one tricks us again.
23:26Reefko, you don't need a tripod for an audio recorder.
23:28We've been through the worst.
23:30Then Suljo says,
23:33H1N1,
23:35I've been your MP3 player for years.
23:39He's a good guy.
23:43You're a real ghost.
23:45What can I do? I've read your body.
23:50What are we going to do now?
23:52Order a new one, or...
23:55What do I know?
23:57That's what I'm here for.
23:59Dear listeners,
24:01Chombe just gave us a sign
24:03that he picked a random passer-by
24:05who's just passing by.
24:07Don't worry.
24:09He's going to be a part of our show.
24:11Here he is.
24:13Chombe comes to the passer-by
24:15and pulls him to the laptop.
24:17The random passer-by won't let that happen.
24:19He pulls him to one side,
24:21Chombe pulls him to the other.
24:23He pulls him to one side, Chombe to the other.
24:25People are scared.
24:27I'm so sorry that you can't see
24:29the face of the random passer-by.
24:31He's so surprised.
24:33He's so stunned.
24:35It's funny to die of laughter.
24:37But it looks like he's come to his senses.
24:39He's attacking Chombe.
24:41He's a bit too random.
24:43He hits Chombe in the nose.
24:45But he's coming back.
24:47Chombe's coming back.
24:49He's going to counterattack.
24:51There's a lot going on.
24:53It's a bit too rough for my taste.
24:55But it looks like the random passer-by
24:57isn't alone.
24:59Three young men come to help him.
25:01Chombe tells them something.
25:03They don't believe him.
25:05They nod their heads.
25:07This is funny.
25:09It looks like Chombe didn't manage
25:11to explain to the young men
25:13that it's not a real robbery,
25:15but that it's a hidden show.
25:17God loves him like a son of a bitch.
25:19It looks like they've noticed me.
25:21They're coming towards me.
25:23I think that the audience
25:25will have to report this show
25:27to the Hidden Microphone
25:29because of some technical issues.
25:41Left, right, left, right.
25:47Do you see how heavy your shoes are?
25:53They're turning into lead.
25:57You're sleeping.
25:59You're sleeping.
26:01You're sleeping.
26:03You're sleeping.
26:05You're sleeping.
26:07Go to the room.
26:09Go straight to the room.
26:11Go to the room and sleep there.
26:13There's no way out.
26:15There's no way out.
26:31To my room.
26:33Ok.
26:35Do you have a gun?
26:37I have a rifle
26:39and a lot of boxes.
26:41It's a smell of the forest.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45I'll go get the equipment.
26:47I'll be right back.
27:00What is this?
27:05What is this?
27:14Where is it?
27:21Here it is.
27:23Let's go now, Faruk, with God's help.
27:31Faruk?
27:34Here it is.
27:36I couldn't open it.
27:38I just need to sort this out.
27:40I can see that you've sorted out your mess.
27:46It smells so good.
27:49This pineapple shirt.
27:52I'm so excited.
27:54I'm so excited.
27:56Now Ruhos will light a fire in you.
28:00He'll say,
28:02what is this?
28:04You smell like shish kebab.
28:06What are you doing with that woman?
28:09Bojana, what are you doing here?
28:11What are you doing with that woman?
28:13Who is that woman?
28:15Did you think that the two of us
28:17had something to do with her?
28:19The three of us?
28:21No, I didn't.
28:23I thought that you had taken her away.
28:25Thank you so much.
28:27You have such a high opinion of me.
28:29You thought that I was scary.
28:31Bojana, it was dark.
28:33It was total darkness.
28:36It doesn't matter.
28:38I feel better now.
28:40This was like a cold shower.
28:42Bojana, where are you going?
28:44Where is this goat in my bed?
28:52I didn't know that this is how
28:55you get tired with a microphone.
28:57Shut up.
28:59Imagine that they had a stand next to the microphone.
29:02Marija, give me a cup of tea.
29:04Do you want tea?
29:06Yes, I want tea.
29:08I found out that I am allergic to beer.
29:10How did you find out?
29:12I drink about 30-40 beers.
29:14I start to feel sick.
29:16It's not a rare case that I feel sick.
29:18Then you are allergic.
29:20Marija, how many sausages do you eat in a meal?
29:23Two.
29:25Then four a day.
29:27Sausages?
29:29A lot.
29:31I asked a stupid question.
29:34I am on an apurin diet.
29:36What apurin diet?
29:38Don't you know?
29:40Your friend found out that he burns the most
29:42when he eats before going to bed.
29:44Then I went on an apurin diet.
29:46I drink apurin and then I sleep like a baby.
29:48Logical.
29:50Why did you give up the apurin diet?
29:52I didn't give up.
29:54You ordered four portions of sausages.
29:56Marija, don't give up on an empty stomach.
29:58Oh, well.
30:04Oh, my God.
30:06My head hurts.
30:08There is nothing worse
30:10than black wine.
30:12I slept on this couch.
30:14I broke myself.
30:34Oh, my dear brother.
30:36It's like I fell asleep.
30:38What happened, old man?
30:40I don't remember anything.
30:42I don't know what happened last night.
30:44I fell asleep like this.
30:46I don't know when I went to bed
30:48and why I didn't get up.
30:50Believe me, old man.
30:52I would like not to remember
30:54what happened last night.
30:56You would like not to remember
30:58what happened last night.
31:00I don't remember anything.
31:02You would like not to remember
31:04and I would like to remember.
31:06I'm sure it's your fault.
31:08Last night was awful.
31:10You're complaining now.
31:12My son,
31:14when a man drinks a little more
31:16he becomes the ugliest woman
31:18and suddenly
31:20he becomes a sex bomb.
31:22Leave me alone.
31:24Go and wash yourself
31:26and see what you look like.
31:28Okay, what are you looking for?
31:31It's not my fault
31:33that you changed your genes
31:35last night.
31:41I know how it is.
31:43I've never woken up
31:45next to a woman
31:47and when I see
31:49how she looks
31:51I wake up
31:53like I fell asleep.
31:55What is this?
31:57Someone is burning.
32:01His wife
32:03must still be here.
32:08She's snoring
32:10like a woman.
32:26Last night
32:28she died
32:30and it's no wonder
32:32that he wants to forget her.
32:34How can he forget her like this,
32:36my dear brother?
32:38His criteria are
32:40falling apart.
32:54Welcome to yet another
32:56episode of the most
32:59popular TV show in the region.
33:01Tonight's topic is
33:03drugs.
33:05I heard that smoking causes
33:07cancer and other diseases.
33:09I don't know if that's true.
33:11But if you want to quit cigarettes
33:13or alcohol,
33:15call us.
33:17We're here to help you.
33:19Here's our first listener.
33:21Good evening.
33:23I'm a doctor by profession
33:25and I can assure you
33:27there are no dilemmas here.
33:29So you think that people
33:31should quit cigarettes?
33:33That's right.
33:35I have an advice for everyone
33:37who wants to quit cigarettes and alcohol.
33:39If someone wants to quit cigarettes
33:41and alcohol,
33:43I advise them
33:45to come to our hospital
33:47and leave cigarettes and alcohol
33:49and just tell them
33:51it's for Dr. Idrisa.
33:56If someone wants to quit cigarettes
33:58and alcohol,
34:00tell them to come to our hospital
34:02and leave cigarettes and alcohol
34:04and just tell them
34:06it's for Dr. Idrisa.
34:10I'll be brief.
34:12If you want to quit cigarettes,
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34:16on the first floor,
34:18number 10.
34:20I help people to quit cigarettes
34:22with the help of hypnosis.
34:24Do we know each other?
34:26Of course we do.
34:28You were a non-smoker,
34:30so I hypnotized you
34:32and with the help of hypnosis
34:34I made you a real smoker.
34:36I really am a smoker,
34:38but I don't feel hypnosis
34:40and senses at all.
34:42Of course you don't feel hypnosis
34:44and you don't feel anything
34:46after the session.
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