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The King Of Queens

The King of Queens is an American television sitcom that ran on CBS from September 21, 1998, to May 14, 2007, a total of nine seasons and 207 episodes. The series was created by Michael J. Weithorn and David Litt, who also served as the show's executive producer, and stars Kevin James and Leah Remini as Doug and Carrie Heffernan, a working-class couple living in Rego Park, Queens. All the episodes were filmed in front of a live studio audience.[1][2]  The King of Queens was produced by Hanley Productions and CBS Productions (1998–2007), CBS Paramount Network Television (2007), in association with Columbia TriStar Television (1998–2002), and Sony Pictures Television (2002–07). It was filmed at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, California. The ninth and final season concluded with a double-length finale episode in 2007. James and Remini reunited in the 2016 television sitcom Kevin Can Wait,[3] which ended on May 7, 2018.[4]  TAGS : #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfullepisodes #thekingofqueensthemesong #thekingofqueensending #thekingofqueenspizza #thekingofqueensbloopers #thekingofqueenspizzascene #thekingofqueensarthur #thekingofqueenscredits #thekingofqueensdominos #thekingofqueensdougandcarriebreakup #thekingofqueensfunniestmoments #thekingofqueenscarrie #thekingofqueensendcredits  the king of queens, the king of queens full episodes, the king of queens theme song, the king of queens ending, the king of queens pizza, the king of queens bloopers, the king of queens pizza scene, the king of queens arthur, the king of queens credits, the king of queens dominos, the king of queens doug and carrie break up, the king of queens funniest moments, the king of queens carrie, the king of queens end credits

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00:00Hi.

00:01Hey, uh, would you carry anything for me?

00:02Not now, honey.

00:03Gotta pee.

00:04Gotta pee.

00:05Gotta pee.

00:06Smell me.

00:07I'm sorry.

00:08I heard, smell me.

00:09That's right.

00:10Come on now.

00:11I don't have all day.

00:12Smell me.

00:13Do I smell like a meadow after a fresh morning rain?

00:14No.

00:15No.

00:16No.

00:17No.

00:18No.

00:19No.

00:20No.

00:21No.

00:22No.

00:23No.

00:24No.

00:25No.

00:26No.

00:27No.

00:28No.

00:30Not getting that.

00:32Those bastards.

00:38Big gulps and traffic jams.

00:39Do not mix.

00:41So what's up?

00:44Uh, nothing.

00:45I just wanted to let you know that, uh, well Deacon and Kelly, they can't make it Thursday.

00:46Oh really?

00:47That's too bad.

00:48But, you know, not to worry because I, uh, I, uh, saved the night.

00:53I got, uh, another couple to fill in so, uh, I'll see you Thursday.

00:54All right?

00:55Who's coming over?

00:57Richie and Marie.

00:58No!

00:59Marie, it's only a couple of hours!

01:00So is childbirth, but I don't want to do that on Thursday either!

01:05What can I do? Richie asks me like every week.

01:07I can't keep putting the guy off. His feelings are getting hurt.

01:09Honey, Richie's fine. I've got no problem with him.

01:11It's that Marie I'd like to smack.

01:14She's not that bad.

01:16Doug, she's stupid, loud, and doesn't give a crap about anybody but herself.

01:21She gives a crap.

01:24Please, the only reason why you guys don't see how obnoxious she is

01:27is because you all think she's so hot.

01:30She's hot?

01:32See, I never, never thought of her, you know, hot.

01:36Watch for that, how you...

01:39Shut up!

01:40Come on, Carrie, one dinner.

01:42Look, if you do it, I'll let you have sex with me.

01:45No.

01:46You dress me up like a big baby!

01:49Okay, but I'm not changing you.

01:55So, Thursday?

01:57Dinner at seven. They get two hours and I'm timing it.

02:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, just put away the groceries, butch.

02:06We're in luck, Douglas, are we?

02:08They sell this lousy deodorant and they think no one will read the fine print, but I do.

02:11And you know why?

02:12Because you have nothing else to do?

02:15No, because I'm nobody's son.

02:17Here, read this.

02:19No cap, huh?

02:21Okay, thanks.

02:23If not completely satisfied, return the unused portion and we'll send you a full refund

02:26and a free stick of your old deodorant.

02:28Okay.

02:29You're in the delivery business. Get that out for me tomorrow, first thing.

02:35And tell them my old brand is McGregor's Extra Strength.

02:38McGregor's?

02:39They'll know.

02:40Hmm.

Arthur Smells - The King of Queens #thekingofqueens #thekingofqueensfull

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