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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Oh my god!
00:00:32I'm not looking!
00:00:34Come on Patrick, get up man.
00:00:36Get up dude.
00:00:38He's dead.
00:00:40He's not even moving.
00:00:42How you gonna leave that dude alone?
00:00:44He's out.
00:00:46You need to get up before I go Gallagher on the back of your head.
00:00:50Oh!
00:00:52You're supposed to count down so he gets nervous.
00:00:54Don't just knock the shit out of him again.
00:00:56I told that dude I was gonna get him before I shipped out.
00:00:58Man, where you supposed to go? You said I'm big on.
00:01:00Oh man, I had to drop a load.
00:01:02Man, I bet you're gonna get flushed.
00:01:04I tried twice.
00:01:06I still can't believe you're going to the army.
00:01:08I'm gonna be a bad motherfucker when I get back.
00:01:10I'm gonna cut your ass open,
00:01:12dig around a little bit and drop the knife in you.
00:01:14Man, you better get rid of all that before you get in there.
00:01:16All this?
00:01:18That's 100% sexy!
00:01:20No, for real though.
00:01:22I'm gonna send y'all my address
00:01:24and then y'all can holla at me.
00:01:26I'll see y'all later.
00:01:28Man, what you gonna do about this?
00:01:30I got something for you.
00:01:32Wait, wait a minute.
00:01:38What are you doing?
00:01:40Oh, no!
00:01:42Oh my God!
00:01:56I love this job.
00:01:58What's the matter with you, nothing, you got to talk all the time?
00:02:28Well, normal people don't, but you do.
00:02:35Oops.
00:02:42You know how long it is out here working already? You want to make time go by twice as slow by not talking?
00:02:47I feel like we're being losers or something, like we're not doing what we're supposed to be doing.
00:02:52What more do you want to do?
00:02:55I mean, right now, this is where we are. You're taking classes at UAM in the summer.
00:03:01You have this summer job, so I mean...
00:03:03I know, I've got all this. We've got all this, and we're going to what, UAM?
00:03:08Which is pretty much 13th grade.
00:03:10Yeah, but it's a good place to get your basics out of the way, and it only matters where you graduate from.
00:03:16I don't know, I just feel like I was destined for great things and I'm not doing anything.
00:03:20And I feel like everyone who is supposed to do something, they get to start young, like Mozart and Newton and Alexander and all of them.
00:03:27Not that I'm trying to compare myself to them.
00:03:29What about Einstein? I mean, he didn't do good in school. He ended up working in a patent office.
00:03:39And Orville Redenbacher, he didn't discover the whole popcorn thing until he was like 50.
00:03:44Orville Redenbacher?
00:03:46Dude, you know who he is, don't you?
00:03:48No, I'm not saying anything. Orville Redenbacher, that's my new hero.
00:03:51He's my inspiration for now on.
00:03:53Besides, man, I've always felt like our friends were supposed to work together.
00:03:57We're such a tight-knit group of people, and we have the same interests.
00:04:00I mean, I just see us working in the same city, living all in the same community,
00:04:06and design like this really awesome video game or something.
00:04:11Yeah, that'd be cool.
00:04:13Really?
00:04:14Well, just forget about it then.
00:04:16What?
00:04:18Well, how about me sharing my vision for our friends and something we can actually do,
00:04:23and you just saying, yeah, that's cool.
00:04:26Yeah, it's cool and everything. I'm just saying, like, think about it.
00:04:28Most of our friends can't even iron their own clothes.
00:04:30How are we going to get them to code a video game?
00:04:32What do you think I'm going to school for right now?
00:04:34You're going to school, but you're, like, doing, like, that basic website stuff.
00:04:36This is, like, bigger.
00:04:39It's coding. It's computer coding. It's the same thing.
00:04:43I mean, we have books, internet.
00:04:45We just need to commit to this and back each other up.
00:04:48And we stick with it.
00:04:51Do you really think we can do this?
00:04:56Shovel shake on it.
00:05:03That's what I'm talking about.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:08What the fuck, man? I shot him in the head five fucking times.
00:05:11This is bullshit.
00:05:14Did you hear what I said?
00:05:16About the game.
00:05:18Yeah, that's cool and all.
00:05:20What?
00:05:22I think you're underestimating the work that's going to go into something like that.
00:05:26Yeah, I know, but me and Gavin, we got all the books.
00:05:29We got PDF files. We got tutorials.
00:05:32I know Gavin means well in all that, but you know him as well as I do.
00:05:35He's hot and heavy into one thing, one minute.
00:05:37Three weeks later, he drops it or something.
00:05:39I just feel like this time he's more serious about it.
00:05:41Because all the stuff we've done for like three...
00:05:43What the fuck?
00:05:44Yeah, Austin. Yeah, throw fucking grenades, dude.
00:05:46That's all you can fucking do.
00:05:48You know you can't kill me out in the open, bitch.
00:05:53What's up?
00:05:55What the hell?
00:05:57What are you doing here?
00:05:59Dude, y'all still doing the same shit.
00:06:01Well, I'm sorry about what happened.
00:06:03What are you talking about?
00:06:05About you and Christina breaking up.
00:06:06We didn't break up.
00:06:08Oh, man. I just assumed this was the first time I've seen you in four months.
00:06:11You got jokes.
00:06:13Tell you what, y'all do something besides this, and I might show up more often.
00:06:16What do you want? It's war in Arkansas.
00:06:19You got that big-ass pool outside, and you're in here playing fucking video games.
00:06:22Okay, we'll go swimming.
00:06:24If Oscar shows up without a shirt on, it's on your conscience, though.
00:06:26That's cool.
00:06:28What the hell, man? What the hell?
00:06:30So where's Fatass?
00:06:32He's over there in a chair.
00:06:34Oh, snap, dude. I forgot that dude was going into the military.
00:06:37I thought someone would call me whenever he was leaving.
00:06:39Dude, it was my fault. I forgot you existed.
00:06:42You get a girlfriend. We'll see how you act.
00:06:44Dude, who am I supposed to date? There's nobody here.
00:06:47Every girl over the age of 18 is married with three kids,
00:06:50and then all the other girls are going out of the deer can and hook up with everybody in a camouflage hat.
00:06:54Beggars can't be choosers, dude.
00:06:56I want you to bring Christina over. I want to see all the hypes about it.
00:06:59She says she knows you.
00:07:00She knows me. What's your last name?
00:07:02Zane.
00:07:04Zane. Must be German.
00:07:05Of course.
00:07:07What the fuck is Oscar doing in the bathroom playing Halo?
00:07:10I don't know. He said he had to play on his own TV.
00:07:12He's right, man.
00:07:13Hey, so close the fucking door or you'll fuck me up, you cunt.
00:07:19Dude, we're not going to win. Calm down.
00:07:20I don't give a shit, man. I can't kill anybody.
00:07:24Don't give a shit, dude. I'd fucking kill myself, I swear to God.
00:07:31We got an open spot if you want to play.
00:07:35I promise I won't be suicidal.
00:07:37You promise?
00:07:39For real.
00:07:47I know there's one of those situations where it's so embarrassing you want to walk away but you can't.
00:07:51Because you're in the situation.
00:07:53So he just kept guessing what her middle name was the entire time.
00:07:56Anytime I tried to talk he'd just steal my words like some kind of word thief.
00:07:59Like my words just entered his mouth.
00:08:01You should have known better than to try to pick up girls with him around.
00:08:04Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:06I don't have to worry about that anymore after the other night.
00:08:09What happened?
00:08:10What happened? He got a straw up his ass.
00:08:13What happened?
00:08:14If you're going to remember one night, remember that night.
00:08:16Okay? And you were there. You saw this.
00:08:19Man, you should have said that night, not the other night.
00:08:21Oh, that night. Yeah, the night of infamy.
00:08:24So after that night, I don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:08:27So what'd she do?
00:08:28She just kept trying to act like everything was fine.
00:08:30She just kept trying to act like everything was normal. You know how fake girls are.
00:08:33Turns out her middle name was Geraldo.
00:08:35Who the fuck names their kid Geraldo for a middle name if it's a girl?
00:08:38Or a guy.
00:08:39Man, friends are the worst cock blocks of all. You know that.
00:08:42I know, but why? It doesn't make any sense.
00:08:44Alright, imagine how jealous people are when you have a woman and they don't.
00:08:49Amplify that by five and you got your friends.
00:08:52So?
00:08:53Well, he thought he had her in the palm of his hand.
00:08:57Yeah, he got something else in the palm of his hand now.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:00Half the time, they don't even know what they're doing.
00:09:02Okay?
00:09:03That's why you gotta get them along as soon as possible to avoid that stuff.
00:09:06I don't know, but how do you do it without it being awkward?
00:09:08Man, what I would do is just be like,
00:09:11Hey, why don't you come check out my stamp collection?
00:09:13And then when she walks through the door, I say,
00:09:15Yeah, you know, it's just right on the other side of the bed.
00:09:18It fell down between the cracks. Why don't you get that for me?
00:09:20What, did they fall for it?
00:09:22What, did they ever thought like you didn't have a stamp collection?
00:09:24I mean, like did you actually have one?
00:09:25Yeah, they knew while we were in there.
00:09:26What do you think if she's like,
00:09:27Hey, where's your 1932 vintage Benjamin Franklin?
00:09:30And then she's all disappointed.
00:09:32No.
00:09:33Before she even realizes we're already making out.
00:09:35I'm glad we went over this. Glad we talked.
00:09:37Anyway, I got something to take your mind off all that business.
00:09:40If I can get it out.
00:09:44Visual C sharp, what the hell is this?
00:09:46It's what we're gonna be coding in for the next few months.
00:09:49Did you tell me how I'm ever gonna understand any of this?
00:09:52I got every book the library has on coding.
00:09:55I've got e-books, tutorials, already emailed to you.
00:09:58This thing is rolling.
00:10:00I guess in two weeks I'll be speaking in binary code.
00:10:03That's awesome. Do you know what the hell we're making?
00:10:05Well, I got a lot more details on like the project specifics
00:10:09and I also want to get some feedback from you,
00:10:10but I got an AP test right now, so.
00:10:12Well, if you don't have anything else better to do and you don't, come by.
00:10:15All right, man.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:17Whore at me, buddy.
00:10:18What the fuck?
00:10:19I'll see you at the pool, buddy.
00:10:20Later.
00:10:48Dude, what the hell was that?
00:11:01I don't know, what the hell are those?
00:11:04Awesome?
00:11:05Listen, you gotta go home and change.
00:11:07I can't let you swim here in good conscience.
00:11:09Dude, you're just jealous.
00:11:10Yeah, whatever, Swiss Family Robinson.
00:11:12Oh, ha ha, you think that's funny.
00:11:14You ain't laughed in a week.
00:11:15Well, if you said something funny, I would laugh.
00:11:17I like her.
00:11:18Take her.
00:11:29I knew you'd come someday.
00:11:31Dude, I don't even want to hear that shit.
00:11:33You know how much I gotta put up with?
00:11:34What, Julie?
00:11:35It's that easy there was to guess.
00:11:38Well, I guess you just might have to break up with her for the game.
00:11:42I might.
00:11:43Are you being serious?
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:45You know how much of a distraction girls are?
00:11:47Freaking taking up all my time.
00:11:49What were you going to say?
00:11:50I'm sorry, Julie, you're too much of a distraction.
00:11:52It'd be the truth.
00:11:53I mean, you saw where she was acting the other day anyway.
00:11:55The entire time at the pool, she wouldn't socialize with anybody.
00:11:58Yeah, probably because you were molesting her the whole time.
00:12:01What can I say?
00:12:04I don't know, I thought you were in love with her.
00:12:07Sometimes you have to give up stuff you love to get things done.
00:12:09I mean, it's not just her.
00:12:11I'm giving up everything, you know?
00:12:12I'm like, I'm giving up cell phones, computers, internet.
00:12:15I mean, I need to focus on my schoolwork.
00:12:17I need to focus on, you know, my artwork.
00:12:21And most importantly, this project.
00:12:22Yeah, whatever.
00:12:23Man, how much work do you think DaVinci would have gotten done with all his distractions?
00:12:27Friends busting in all the time, playing Halo, cell phones, internet.
00:12:30I'm just trying to imagine Leonardo DaVinci playing Halo.
00:12:33Shut up, you know what I'm saying.
00:12:35How much work do you think he would have gotten done?
00:12:37I don't know, I guess not much.
00:12:38Try zero.
00:12:39I mean, you never would have heard of him.
00:12:41I mean, we have to take drastic measures to get things done.
00:12:44I guess we'll just have to live like a hermit if that's what it takes.
00:12:47Well, how much have you got done since you started this whole new experiment?
00:12:51Truthfully?
00:12:53I haven't got anything done yet because I just started it.
00:12:55I mean, that's what this whole week is supposed to be about, is me getting it set up.
00:12:59Probably about next week, you're going to come to my room.
00:13:02Nada.
00:13:03White walls, a bed, and some art supplies.
00:13:07Hey, you cocks.
00:13:08What y'all doing?
00:13:10We're just working on this video game.
00:13:12Hey man, you should come check out this show that I found.
00:13:14It reflects lightning and absorbs fire, dude.
00:13:16I'm trying to get some of this stuff done.
00:13:17Get some ideas at least down on paper.
00:13:19That's fucked up.
00:13:20Alright, man.
00:13:22Man, what is that?
00:13:24It's some letter from Travis whining about boot camp.
00:13:26Whining?
00:13:28I don't know, I'm going to send him a letter.
00:13:29You haven't written him a letter yet?
00:13:31It's only been like a week.
00:13:32Still, man.
00:13:33Worst friend ever.
00:13:39I don't know, man.
00:13:40I just...
00:13:41I guess I'm just having a hard time focusing here.
00:13:43There's so many distractions.
00:13:45I think I'm just going to check out that shield Oscar was talking about.
00:13:47Plus that game's got some kickback.
00:13:48Well, you haven't got anything done.
00:13:49That's why I got my room set up anyway.
00:13:51I work better by myself.
00:13:52The whole experiment, the whole idea behind the room,
00:13:54is to see how much I can get done in that environment.
00:13:56So I'll just do it when I get home.
00:14:06Knock knock.
00:14:07Hey, what's up, man?
00:14:08Look at these boots.
00:14:11Hey.
00:14:18Hey.
00:14:19I know your words.
00:14:32What the shit, man?
00:14:33Woo!
00:14:34Ultimate combo!
00:14:35Bull fucking shit.
00:14:36I was blocking.
00:14:37I know, man.
00:14:38What the shit?
00:14:39That's what the fuck's wrong with this damn game.
00:14:40They take all this bullshit out.
00:14:42Who's a fucking kid from that far away?
00:14:44I know, man.
00:14:45But fireballs and teleporting, that all makes a lot of sense, right?
00:14:48Hey, man.
00:14:49What?
00:14:50It's my turn.
00:14:51What are you talking about?
00:14:52I won.
00:14:53I know, but you know damn well that dude's not going to hand me his controller after he loses.
00:14:55Hell no.
00:14:56Mm-mm.
00:14:57Not until I beat this motherfucker.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:59I've got to pee anyway.
00:15:01I'm giving it to you.
00:15:02Hold on a minute.
00:15:03Shut up.
00:15:04Damn.
00:15:05Dude, please don't say that.
00:15:07Say what?
00:15:08Shut up.
00:15:09Christine said all the fucking time.
00:15:10Man, dude, you're not going to last a fucking week with that kind of mind.
00:15:13Why don't you start dating somebody else?
00:15:15Good idea, dude.
00:15:16Get a girl on a rebound.
00:15:17It's not like you have to fucking marry her.
00:15:18You just start dating some girl and get your mind off her and have some fun.
00:15:22Man, nobody's going to get my mind off that girl.
00:15:24But, man, that's what you always think after a breakup.
00:15:26Trust me.
00:15:27There's no girls.
00:15:28Welcome to my world.
00:15:29Woo.
00:15:31Hey, man.
00:15:32Shit, you should be trying to talk to Lauren Roberts.
00:15:34She's pretty fucking hot.
00:15:36Man, how old is she?
00:15:37She's 16, 17.
00:15:39Yeah, she's 17.
00:15:40She's doable.
00:15:41You know what?
00:15:42It really disturbs me that you know this.
00:15:43Dude, I saw her at Piglet Weekly.
00:15:45She is hot.
00:15:46Good job, man.
00:15:47You want me to date an almost 17-year-old.
00:15:48That's how y'all get someone young.
00:15:51Then y'all can have complete control over the rest of their life.
00:15:54Or y'all marry y'all cousins.
00:15:56Let me think about it.
00:15:58You got the older guy thing going for you.
00:16:00And how hard is it for a girl to get over her first love?
00:16:03So, basically, you want me to be a child molester?
00:16:05Hey, man.
00:16:06Hey, man.
00:16:07It ain't molestation if it was a girl.
00:16:09Please.
00:16:10Go back now.
00:16:11It doesn't matter anyway.
00:16:12I can't date these white girls anymore.
00:16:14What about that foreign exchange student from Portugal?
00:16:16What did I just tell you?
00:16:17Man, she's not.
00:16:18She's close to 19.
00:16:20As a matter of fact, she's 19.
00:16:21It's just that they start school, like, late.
00:16:24Some shit like that.
00:16:26They start either later.
00:16:27I mean, plus, she's Portuguese.
00:16:29Who gives a fuck, man?
00:16:31Man, I appreciate what y'all are trying to do and all.
00:16:34But, look, what happened happened for a reason.
00:16:36And you never know.
00:16:37We might get back together or not.
00:16:38I really don't even care.
00:16:39I just don't want to talk about this anymore.
00:16:40What did you even break up for?
00:16:42It's Comcad, dude.
00:16:43Like I said, drop it.
00:16:44Fuck, yeah.
00:16:45I got to go back.
00:16:46I figured it out.
00:16:47I'm too fucking good.
00:16:48I'm too damn good.
00:16:50I'm just going to start mashing buttons and shit.
00:16:52I swear to God.
00:16:53I need you to catch on.
00:16:54No, I'm going to mash them.
00:16:55Watch this shit.
00:16:57Oh, my God.
00:17:00What the fuck?
00:17:01I'm Christina.
00:17:02Look at me.
00:17:03What is that?
00:17:04Because I'm Christina.
00:17:06Oh, my God.
00:17:07I'm just trying to help Lucas out.
00:17:08Dude, you call this helping me?
00:17:10Yeah, because next time you see Christina, you're going to think, I'm Christina.
00:17:14Oh, my God.
00:17:15All right, man.
00:17:16I'm cured.
00:17:17I'm cured.
00:17:18Get some clothes on.
00:17:23There you go.
00:17:24Have a nice day.
00:17:28Hey, how are you?
00:17:29Pretty good.
00:17:30Pretty good?
00:17:31What are you doing here?
00:17:32I never see you here.
00:17:33My grandma used to be piglet wiggling five times a day.
00:17:35Cashier thinks I've got a crush on her, so I just come in here.
00:17:37Oh, I see.
00:17:39Have you been working out?
00:17:40You're looking big.
00:17:41No, that's for a tiger shirt.
00:17:42It should look like that.
00:17:43I see.
00:17:45I meant since the last time I saw you.
00:17:48You saw me like two weeks ago.
00:17:50I mean, since high school.
00:17:52I remember you from high school.
00:17:53Are you sure you went to high school with me?
00:17:55No, I forgot.
00:17:56Someone was too cool to remember me from high school.
00:17:58You're so small, I guess I just didn't notice you.
00:18:00Blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:03Thirteen twelve.
00:18:08So what are you doing tonight?
00:18:09I'm going to see Dark Knight.
00:18:11Really?
00:18:12Nobody invited me.
00:18:14What do you think I'm here for?
00:18:15You think I'm just here to get groceries in a grocery store?
00:18:18Okay, well, call me because I am not doing anything.
00:18:25Here is your change and my phone number.
00:18:29Alright, I'll see if I got time for this.
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:34Right here.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:42Man, there's no way.
00:18:44No, dude, I'm serious.
00:18:45He's read like every one of them.
00:18:47Return of the King, Two Towers, you name it.
00:18:49Are you talking about that uncle who's got that bootleg border?
00:18:52No, man, I'm talking about Uncle Ricky.
00:18:54The one that's in all the Vampire Masquerade shit.
00:18:57Yeah.
00:18:58You making bootleg vampire porn, though?
00:19:02What is so damn funny?
00:19:04That stupid porn your uncle used to have.
00:19:07It was horrible.
00:19:09It felt like he walked up to two people I haven't sex with and recorded it.
00:19:12Man, I haven't talked to him in like four years, dude.
00:19:15He was on Jerry Springer once.
00:19:17Oh, boy.
00:19:19We got the episode taped at the house.
00:19:21Your gay family should be on tour with Bargain and Bailey.
00:19:24You want to talk, baby.
00:19:26Come over every day, act like you're at work so your dad won't crucify you in his damn chicken house.
00:19:30Shut up, man.
00:19:31You're cocked.
00:19:43Surprise!
00:19:44Gotcha.
00:19:45What are you doing?
00:19:47This is how I hug everybody on movie night.
00:19:49Come over here.
00:19:50I'm good.
00:19:51I'm good.
00:19:52Come on, guys.
00:19:53We got to go.
00:19:54The movie's going to start in 20 minutes.
00:19:55Your house is so Victorian.
00:19:56Yeah, well said.
00:19:58You want to show me inside?
00:19:59You want to see the tour?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01No, you can show your parents' house later, man.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:03We got to go.
00:20:04I don't want to miss previews.
00:20:05You all right, man?
00:20:06No, I'm good.
00:20:07Let's go.
00:20:08All right.
00:20:09This is a good Oscar, man.
00:20:13Hello.
00:20:14What happens when your everyday ninja becomes an assassin?
00:20:19Ninja of assassin.
00:20:21Wake the hell up.
00:20:23Dude, she's trying to kill us.
00:20:25You know that about being an assassin?
00:20:27Me?
00:20:28I'm just a ninja.
00:20:29Ninja of assassin.
00:20:31Hey, boy.
00:20:32How much did you pay for that?
00:20:34Six dollars.
00:20:35Good God, dude.
00:20:37I can't help with tradition.
00:20:41Ninja of assassin.
00:20:43Ninja of assassin.
00:20:45Hey, man.
00:20:46How's that, Lucas?
00:20:47You want to buy my movie tickets?
00:20:49You're so angry.
00:20:50Hey, Lucas.
00:20:51Ninja of assassin.
00:20:52All right.
00:20:53Shut up and watch the movie.
00:20:54Peace ball.
00:21:03No one's still sitting there.
00:21:05Dude, check your air list.
00:21:07Can't find color.
00:21:08That's stupid.
00:21:09I got white in there.
00:21:10Yeah, it's case sensitive.
00:21:11Yeah, but that's a lowercase w.
00:21:15Oh, my gosh.
00:21:17Do you see what I'm seeing right now?
00:21:19You see this?
00:21:20You see our baby?
00:21:22It looks all right.
00:21:23I mean, it's cool.
00:21:24It's cool?
00:21:25You're not even more excited than that?
00:21:27I mean, it's okay.
00:21:28It's just I do this stuff all the time.
00:21:30So this is really elementary, and we have a long way to go.
00:21:33I don't want to jump the gun about getting excited.
00:21:35Because I know all the obstacles we still have to overcome.
00:21:37Whoa.
00:21:38In my third grade mind, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
00:21:41This is awesome.
00:21:43We've talked about slip-up forever, and now we're finally making it happen.
00:21:45We're excited about actually doing something instead of sitting around talking about it.
00:21:48Man, quit taking away from this.
00:21:50You keep doing that, okay?
00:21:51You think it too much.
00:21:52We're making this happen.
00:21:53We got good grades in summer session, and we got easy weekend jobs.
00:21:56Show them what's out of us.
00:21:58And saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:02You watched a movie?
00:22:03I saw an awesome movie last night.
00:22:04You watched a movie last night?
00:22:06Yeah, I saw Dark Knight.
00:22:07You mean I sit at home while you watch Dark Knight last night?
00:22:10Man, I thought you were doing something with Julie.
00:22:13I'm not even going to say anything.
00:22:16And I specifically remember telling you that I was going to break up with her.
00:22:19How am I supposed to know you're going to break up with her?
00:22:22You actually broke up with her.
00:22:24What, are my words empty?
00:22:26Do you not believe me?
00:22:27You think I'm playing?
00:22:28What did you do?
00:22:30Did you break up with her for the game?
00:22:32That's part of it.
00:22:33I mean, it's not.
00:22:35It's just like the straw, the last straw,
00:22:37because before her, my life was so peaceful.
00:22:40I mean, it's just, she's a freaking sucky of us, man.
00:22:44She requires, like, way too much time.
00:22:46It's just too much, man.
00:22:48Well, just don't pull a Lucas.
00:22:50What do you mean?
00:22:51You know when you say you're going to break up with somebody,
00:22:53you don't break up with them?
00:22:54Man, don't tell me that, dude.
00:22:57You came over the other night when we were going to see the movie,
00:22:59and you came over with Christina.
00:23:00Oh, my God.
00:23:02That dude is ridiculous.
00:23:04It's like a sick game of tug-of-war with this dude.
00:23:06I don't know, I just think it's stupid.
00:23:07If you're going to break up with somebody, just end it.
00:23:09Don't just, like, keep going back and forth and stuff.
00:23:12I bet you want her to break up.
00:23:14What?
00:23:16Man.
00:23:19Don't even play.
00:23:20You know you like her.
00:23:21Man, you want to hang out with your Zang out.
00:23:23What does that mean?
00:23:25That doesn't even make sense.
00:23:26Man, it makes perfectly good sense.
00:23:27Stop acting like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:23:29All right, I think she's cool.
00:23:31I like hanging out with her.
00:23:32If something happened, then, okay, I want to hang out with my Zang out.
00:23:39I just, I don't know, it just feels weird, like, dating somebody's ex-girlfriend.
00:23:44Yeah, it should feel wrong.
00:23:46It's really wrong.
00:23:48But, I mean, you really like her, really like her.
00:23:52She seems to like you.
00:23:53She flirts a hell of a lot.
00:23:55So, I mean, yeah, you're going to lose a friend for life probably, as sensitive as he is,
00:24:01and it is kind of the golden rule between friends, but I say go for it.
00:24:07I mean, it's like he's my best friend.
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:18Hey.
00:24:20What are you doing?
00:24:22Just playing this game.
00:24:27Is it all right for me to be here?
00:24:29Yeah, what wouldn't be okay for you to be here?
00:24:32I don't know, just sitting there.
00:24:35No, it's okay for you to be here.
00:24:37No, beautiful girl, I do not want you here.
00:24:40I'd much rather play video games by myself.
00:24:47So, where's Mark?
00:24:49He's over at Oscar's.
00:24:52How come you're not over there with them?
00:24:54Because all they do is play video games over there.
00:24:58But you're playing video games right now.
00:25:01Yeah, I know, it's kind of a joke.
00:25:04Shut up.
00:25:09So, earlier when you came in, I was singing a super song.
00:25:13I do stuff like that real random sometimes.
00:25:17What song?
00:25:18That stupid song you heard me sing earlier.
00:25:21When you walked in.
00:25:23I didn't hear a song.
00:25:25You didn't hear me sing it?
00:25:27No.
00:25:29Sing it again.
00:25:31I'm not singing it again, you sing it.
00:25:33No, I don't sing anymore.
00:25:34You used to sing?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:38But you, were you in choir?
00:25:41Second chorus.
00:25:43But you don't sing?
00:25:44No.
00:25:45Well, then why were you in choir?
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49You don't know why you were in choir?
00:25:50No.
00:25:53Dude, I thought I was gonna sing it again.
00:25:56We're playing a field for you in choir.
00:25:59I told Mark, get ready to be a knucklehead when we're all the way over here.
00:26:04Shut up.
00:26:05Hey, you're in my spot.
00:26:07No, this is my seat.
00:26:08No.
00:26:09This is my seat.
00:26:10This is my spot.
00:26:11This is my seat.
00:26:12Oh my god, no.
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:14No, I can't.
00:26:15Please.
00:26:17What?
00:26:18I love playing with your hair.
00:26:21I guess you can play with my hair too.
00:26:24You might like to play with it.
00:26:26I gotta go, bye.
00:26:32So what'd you guys do?
00:26:34Nothing.
00:26:37She came over and screwed it all up.
00:26:39All I did was see her talk about video games the entire time.
00:26:42Man, please tell me you're not actually trying to talk to her.
00:26:46Why?
00:26:48It's just kind of fucked up, don't you think?
00:26:51I mean, she broke up, he broke up with her.
00:26:55It doesn't matter, dude.
00:26:57You just don't do something like that.
00:26:59He's your friend.
00:27:05I mean, it doesn't matter anymore.
00:27:07I fucked it up.
00:27:08I mean, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your life or anything like that.
00:27:12But, you know, it's just...
00:27:15I don't know.
00:27:21Hey Sean, can you shoot me the syntax on these global variables?
00:27:24I need to know where to put the brackets.
00:27:27Hmm?
00:27:29Dude, are you even paying attention?
00:27:32I'm that bad?
00:27:34Man, get in the game.
00:27:36You got the pink eye.
00:27:37The what?
00:27:38You got the eye on that pink.
00:27:40Now you won't be able to focus until you get it or get rejected, so...
00:27:45So just call her and get it over with.
00:27:47Can I call her on the phone?
00:27:49I'm going to ask her out for the first time.
00:27:50I didn't know she had to do that in person.
00:27:53Man, you need some contagious confidence.
00:27:55And the only way you're going to get that is by putting on that 15-inch penis face.
00:28:00It's over.
00:28:02Alright.
00:28:06Oh, that's all there is to it.
00:28:08I'm serious, man.
00:28:09Submodalities.
00:28:11Hey.
00:28:13Yeah, I was just seeing what you were doing to see if you were at work or not.
00:28:17If you're not working tonight, I was just thinking maybe you and me should go out and do something.
00:28:22I don't know if it has to be a date or anything.
00:28:25It could just be me and you going out, just hanging out or something.
00:28:28Just having fun like we've done before.
00:28:30If something happens, I'm not trying to push anything on you.
00:28:33I'm sure you might be dating somebody else.
00:28:36I'm not trying to be like...
00:28:38I know you might have something to do.
00:28:40This is really last minute and stuff.
00:28:42I just thought of doing something.
00:28:44But if you're busy, then whatever.
00:28:50So just let me know if...
00:28:53I screwed it up.
00:28:55If you want to call me back if you want to do something, just let me know.
00:28:58Hang up.
00:28:59Hang up the fucking phone.
00:29:00Alright, bye.
00:29:04Boomshakalaka!
00:29:07You don't even know.
00:29:09I was this close to disowning you right after a double A drug kicked you out.
00:29:13Man, I would disown me if I called like that.
00:29:15You think I'm that bad?
00:29:17Alright, drop me off at the grocery store.
00:29:19I have some talking to do.
00:29:20Man, I thought you'd never ask.
00:29:31Hey.
00:29:33Oh my gosh.
00:29:35Hi.
00:29:38Did you not see me walk in?
00:29:39No.
00:29:40No, because you're behind me.
00:29:41I didn't think you saw me.
00:29:42I didn't.
00:29:43Bored?
00:29:44Very. Extremely.
00:29:45Folding plastic bags?
00:29:46I'm folding a plastic crane.
00:29:48A plastic crane?
00:29:49Uh-huh.
00:29:51Can you make a frog?
00:29:52No.
00:29:53I only do birds.
00:29:55Can you make...
00:29:56No, I only do birds.
00:29:57Okay, never mind.
00:29:58I'm sorry I asked.
00:30:00So what you want?
00:30:01You gonna buy anything today?
00:30:03You trying to solicit?
00:30:05No, I'm just trying to...
00:30:06You work out commission now?
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08No, I'm trying to...
00:30:09There's nobody in here.
00:30:10I'm so bored.
00:30:11Will you buy something?
00:30:12Just buy anything.
00:30:14Buy anything.
00:30:16So...
00:30:18How much longer you gonna be here?
00:30:20Um...
00:30:21Till nine.
00:30:22Till nine?
00:30:23If I live that long.
00:30:24Are you gonna be...
00:30:25Are you performing here tomorrow?
00:30:27Um...
00:30:28No, actually.
00:30:29What?
00:30:30I'm on hiatus tomorrow.
00:30:31Okay.
00:30:32What will you be doing tomorrow?
00:30:35I just thought that maybe...
00:30:39Follow me.
00:30:40Bring the bird.
00:30:42Okay.
00:30:43You wanna call it a day?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45How much you step?
00:30:46I fell once.
00:30:49Once?
00:30:50Twice.
00:30:51Let's converse.
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56So you're gonna think this is like really weird,
00:30:58but yesterday I was so talking about you
00:31:00with a friend of mine.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04Well, you probably know him.
00:31:06Um...
00:31:07Randy.
00:31:08Randy?
00:31:09Yeah.
00:31:10Randy who?
00:31:12Randy McCullough?
00:31:14The one and only?
00:31:17The guy that got so drugged out
00:31:18he told everybody he was Jesus Christ
00:31:20walking down the street?
00:31:21No.
00:31:22The guy that's 12 years older?
00:31:23No, he was just...
00:31:2413 years older?
00:31:25No, that was just a joke.
00:31:26He wasn't drugged out.
00:31:27He was drunk.
00:31:28I was there.
00:31:29Well...
00:31:30Oh, come on.
00:31:31I just don't see you hanging out with him.
00:31:36I mean, whatever.
00:31:38I'm not trying to talk about it
00:31:39like you're friends or something.
00:31:40No, I mean, he's just a friend of mine.
00:31:41I mean, don't be mad.
00:31:42I mean, we're not...
00:31:44We're not going out.
00:31:45We're just friends.
00:31:46I'm not mad.
00:31:47Okay, then don't act mad.
00:31:49I'm not acting mad.
00:31:50Okay, okay.
00:31:51I'm smiling.
00:31:52My teeth are showing.
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Just drop it.
00:31:57So...
00:32:01What are you doing?
00:32:04So you said you weren't doing anything tomorrow?
00:32:07No.
00:32:08I mean...
00:32:09Well, I was just gonna say,
00:32:10if you're not doing anything tomorrow,
00:32:11I think, uh...
00:32:12I mean, we could do something.
00:32:14Well, I sort of have to hang out
00:32:15with my mom and sister tomorrow.
00:32:18Well, I mean, like...
00:32:19I mean...
00:32:20What time are you, like, getting back
00:32:21or, like, going in the morning?
00:32:22No, we're gonna go have lunch first
00:32:24and then head down that way
00:32:28and then spend a couple hours there
00:32:30and then probably go have dinner
00:32:32because it takes so long to get back.
00:32:35So...
00:32:36Okay, well...
00:32:37So we probably won't be back till late.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:40So...
00:32:42Well, if you have to hang out with them tomorrow, then...
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45Are you mad?
00:32:46No, I'm not mad.
00:32:48You sound mad.
00:32:50How do I sound mad?
00:32:51I'm not, like, angry.
00:32:52I'm not getting loud with you or something.
00:32:53Okay.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:55Well, have fun hanging out with your family
00:32:59and, uh...
00:33:00I think I messed this thing up a little bit.
00:33:02That might be good.
00:33:04Well...
00:33:05Okay.
00:33:06I mean, call me.
00:33:07Call me.
00:33:08We'll plan something another time.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:11I mean, it's not like tomorrow's the only day
00:33:13left in the universe.
00:33:15I know.
00:33:16I was just...
00:33:17I was just saying...
00:33:18Okay?
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:23I'll take this.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:40So...
00:33:42You see this?
00:33:44It just looks like somebody
00:33:46who just picked up a girl who just got a date.
00:33:48She said she has to spend time with her family tomorrow.
00:33:52Dude, that is so much bullshit.
00:33:54I know.
00:33:55I let her know when I was talking to her.
00:33:56I let her know that I don't believe it.
00:33:58She lives at home.
00:34:00That's what I'm saying.
00:34:04Did you do the 15-inch one?
00:34:06Yes.
00:34:08You know why it didn't work?
00:34:10You need to get your shorts on.
00:34:12Start the fucking car.
00:34:14Is my misery fun?
00:34:16All right, I'm gonna take you to our house.
00:34:18You can throw rocks at our window.
00:34:19Oh, yeah.
00:34:20I'll take you to the barbell row.
00:34:21Okay, no.
00:34:22You can really just drive me home.
00:34:34I wasn't in the stupid group
00:34:36that Travis tried to start in sixth grade.
00:34:38What?
00:34:39Remember that stupid group he tried to start
00:34:41after he supposedly had sex with a Vicky Stanley girl?
00:34:45Oh, uh...
00:34:47You mean...
00:34:49The Lay Leprechauns?
00:34:50Yes.
00:34:51Remember they had that stupid cloverleaf
00:34:53and the double L on the Trapper Keepers?
00:34:54Yes.
00:34:56Oh, gosh.
00:34:57Man, did you snap right now, Larry?
00:34:59You just sent me one, like, three weeks ago.
00:35:01So? I've already sent Vicky, like, four.
00:35:03Four letters?
00:35:05That's kind of gay.
00:35:07What I think is kind of gay
00:35:09is when you have a girl come over
00:35:10and the whole time all you do is talk about video games.
00:35:12That's not what we talked about.
00:35:14No, that's not what I heard.
00:35:15What, you talked to her?
00:35:18Yeah, I saw her at the gas station.
00:35:20Seriously, that's what she said about me?
00:35:23Dude, quit being so defensive.
00:35:25I'm just messing with you.
00:35:26I'm not being defensive.
00:35:27Whatever.
00:35:32Are we already out of Golden Grahams?
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:35Call Mom and tell her to pick some up.
00:35:37So, y'all talked about me?
00:35:40I mean, like, y'all talked and stuff?
00:35:42So, yeah, a little bit.
00:35:44What'd she say?
00:35:46She said you came over, asked her out.
00:35:50And?
00:35:51And, well, what did she tell you?
00:35:53She said you had to spend time with her family or something.
00:35:56Well, what time was she going to come by?
00:35:59I don't know, probably like 7 or something.
00:36:02Wouldn't you just want to be prepared if she does come by?
00:36:06Well, what if I'm all dressed up and she doesn't show up?
00:36:08Well, what if she does show up and you're not prepared?
00:36:10Wouldn't it make you look even worse?
00:36:12Well, wouldn't I feel more of a loser if I'm all dressed up?
00:36:14Well, why don't you just go get ready because she's coming over.
00:36:17That's what she told me, alright?
00:36:19That's all he had to say.
00:36:24Knock, knock.
00:36:25Who's there?
00:36:26Wooden.
00:36:27Wooden who?
00:36:28Wouldn't you like to go out with me, woman?
00:36:30No.
00:36:31Are you trying to hit on my date?
00:36:33I'm entertaining your guest.
00:36:34Yeah, you ready?
00:36:36I don't know if you want to hear more knock, knock jokes or not.
00:36:38Let's go.
00:36:39Alright, I got another one.
00:36:40No, you don't.
00:36:41Knock, knock.
00:36:42No.
00:36:43Ether.
00:36:44Bye.
00:36:45Ether Bunny.
00:36:50Knock, knock.
00:36:51Who's there?
00:36:52Consumption.
00:36:53Consumption who?
00:36:54Can consumption be done about these jokes?
00:37:06Crap, I forgot.
00:37:08Okay, I guess you got it.
00:37:14Knock, knock.
00:37:19You okay?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:21You like to ask that a lot, don't you?
00:37:23Ask what?
00:37:24I don't know if I'm okay or if I'm alright or something.
00:37:27Sorry, just asking.
00:37:29I'm ready to paint the town red.
00:37:31Paint the town what?
00:37:33You never heard of it?
00:37:34No.
00:37:35That's some stupid old saying.
00:37:37Well, you're going to learn what it is tonight because we're fixing to go bowling.
00:37:41No, I hate bowling.
00:37:43You don't like bowling?
00:37:44Anything but bowling.
00:37:45What, you want to watch a movie?
00:37:47No.
00:37:49You don't like bowling or a movie?
00:37:54Alright, well, what do you want to do?
00:38:00I mean, I've dated and stuff.
00:38:02I just, I guess I was a late bloomer.
00:38:04And every other girl was always in a relationship.
00:38:07Already all the good ones at least.
00:38:09Why do you want to date me?
00:38:11Why?
00:38:13Because I think you're fun and pretty and smart.
00:38:20What?
00:38:21What do you think is pretty about me?
00:38:23What's sexy about me?
00:38:25I think you have a really pretty face.
00:38:29I don't know, I'm not like a poet.
00:38:31I'm not going to be able to describe it.
00:38:32It's like the best perfection.
00:38:35I think you have a nice cheekbone structure.
00:38:38Why do guys always say that?
00:38:40What, you don't like your cheekbones?
00:38:41No, I mean, they're fine, but I don't like it when people say,
00:38:43I like your cheekbones.
00:38:45That's just boring.
00:38:47I don't know, I think you have really pretty feet.
00:38:50I like my feet.
00:38:54I don't know what else to like.
00:38:55I like, um,
00:38:57I like
00:38:59your breasts.
00:39:04Yeah, I like them too.
00:39:05They're nice size for me, I think.
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:10What about my eyes?
00:39:11You don't even fish for compliments,
00:39:12you just hunt them down with your bare hands.
00:39:14Well, I mean, these are the things that you're supposed to ask on first dates.
00:39:18I don't know, I feel like I'm supposed to give you some long story about
00:39:21how beautiful and romantic your eyes are, but I've never,
00:39:25I think they're nice, I just never really notice anything.
00:39:29I don't know.
00:39:30I don't know, I can't tell you some kind of stupid lie
00:39:32like every other guy would say.
00:39:33But most guys like my eyes.
00:39:35Um, most guys are full of shit.
00:39:39I'm downtown.
00:39:42Pathetic.
00:39:43Oh, kind of like your attempt to get with Christina the other night?
00:39:46What are you talking about?
00:39:48What am I talking about?
00:39:49Alright, hey, two dates, no kiss.
00:39:52That's what he said.
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:54Man, I already told him it was nothing but friendzone, all the fucking way.
00:39:56Will you shut up? It's not friendzone.
00:39:58Man, y'all don't see anything wrong with this, at all.
00:40:00Man, I already told you what I thought about dating some damn Asians.
00:40:04Man, listen, Lucas broke up with her,
00:40:06and, you know, he's dating some new girl from Portugal, Elena,
00:40:11so I don't see what the big deal is.
00:40:13He's already moved. I haven't seen that dude once.
00:40:14This is true.
00:40:15There's one thing I don't understand, though, still.
00:40:17Two dates, no kiss.
00:40:19I hate to say it, but friendzone.
00:40:22You too.
00:40:23You too, Brute.
00:40:24Seriously, man, did you even try making a move?
00:40:26I tried making a move.
00:40:27Seriously, man, did you even try making a move?
00:40:29I tried making a move, but me being so tall and her being so short,
00:40:32it's just so, you know, like you're trying to get...
00:40:35Okay, okay, okay, listen.
00:40:37With me being the tallest person here,
00:40:39I think I have a right to speak.
00:40:41Well, speak quickly.
00:40:43Okay, so, when I'm over there trying to make a move,
00:40:45I go in for, like, the hug at the end of it.
00:40:48She's so short, and with me being so tall,
00:40:50when I try to go in, it's too awkward,
00:40:52because her face down here, my up here, I have to do like this.
00:40:55Still, you can position yourself in a certain way.
00:40:57No, no, I already got a plan.
00:40:58What I'm going to do is, next time,
00:41:00we're going to go out towards the steps,
00:41:02and I'm going to walk ahead in the steps before she gets down,
00:41:04so she'll be on the ascending part of the steps.
00:41:06We'll be, like, the same height,
00:41:08so then when I come in for the hug,
00:41:10we'll be around the same height,
00:41:11and then I can go in and I can kiss her like that.
00:41:13That easy.
00:41:14Oh, no, that's not awkward at all.
00:41:15It's not awkward to corral her at the end of the stairs,
00:41:17keep her from leaving your house.
00:41:18I've never heard so much planning for a kiss in my...
00:41:23This is why you're a virgin, okay?
00:41:24Whatever.
00:41:25Well, whatever you do, you better make it happen tonight.
00:41:27I don't know, like, when we're hanging out,
00:41:29it almost feels, like, awkward to try to make a move,
00:41:31because what we're doing, it's just...
00:41:32I don't know, it's so comfortable.
00:41:34Yeah, I think there's some other people
00:41:35that are comfortable hanging out together.
00:41:37They're called friends.
00:41:38The other night, she had a dream she had sex with me.
00:41:40People have dreams about having sex with everybody.
00:41:42Hell, I had a dream about having sex with a six-foot bird
00:41:45after it saved me from falling off a cliff.
00:41:47I was running from a rabbit squirrel.
00:41:49What does that mean?
00:41:50What the fuck are you talking about?
00:41:51This ain't about me.
00:41:53No, it's about you now.
00:41:54This whole topic, this whole conversation
00:41:56has now shifted to you.
00:41:57Man, you'd be so lucky.
00:41:59Seriously, you guys don't find anything at all wrong
00:42:01with him talking to her at all?
00:42:03No.
00:42:06Listen, you're 22 years old.
00:42:08This has been a long time coming.
00:42:10I was this close to letting you borrow my girlfriend.
00:42:13Thank you, that's not kind of saying it all.
00:42:15Whatever, man, you got your ethics, I got mine.
00:42:17What are you talking about, you dated your cousin?
00:42:19No, I didn't.
00:42:20Lacey Woodall.
00:42:21Man, she's like my third cousin, dude.
00:42:23Once it gets to that point, it don't matter.
00:42:25Hey, I told you, don't even worry about all this.
00:42:27All this ain't nothing but training.
00:42:28Kind of like, you know, when you make all the mistakes
00:42:30with this one, then when you find the right one
00:42:32and get in the real relationship,
00:42:33you won't make no mistakes at all.
00:42:35It's kind of like eating beans without no tortilla, man.
00:42:37What the fuck?
00:42:38You get the worst advice.
00:42:40At least I got some advice.
00:42:42What?
00:42:46Yeah, man, I mean, that looks cool,
00:42:47but I don't think I really got time to learn
00:42:49coding and all that kind of stuff.
00:42:51No, don't worry about the technical side.
00:42:54We just need y'all's help on the more artistic side
00:42:57and some of the debugging and the beta testing
00:43:00and stuff like that.
00:43:01We're going to take care of all the C-sharp
00:43:03and the coding, so.
00:43:06Hey, what's that blue thing right there?
00:43:11Come in.
00:43:13It's not the blue thing, it's the image.
00:43:16But we just spent the last 30 minutes drawing.
00:43:18It's a spaceship?
00:43:20Hey.
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:22What are y'all doing?
00:43:23Working on this game.
00:43:24I love that shirt.
00:43:26Thanks.
00:43:27You want one?
00:43:28Yeah, I want that one.
00:43:30Right now.
00:43:34Great.
00:43:37I got to check my Facebook.
00:43:42Did you just get off work?
00:43:44What, you want to go tomorrow?
00:43:46For what?
00:43:47Want to go look at my stamp collection?
00:43:50You have a stamp collection?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53When did you get a stamp collection?
00:43:55Like rubber stamps?
00:43:57Like all kinds of stamps.
00:43:58How come we've never heard about this?
00:44:00I've had it for a while, don't worry about it.
00:44:02Why do you have a stamp collection?
00:44:03I just thought it'd be cool.
00:44:04I want to see your stamp collection.
00:44:05All right, let's go look at it.
00:44:10What are you so worried about?
00:44:12I'll show you a little bit.
00:44:17All right.
00:44:26Where is it?
00:44:27I want to see it.
00:44:29I don't have it.
00:44:30I lied about it.
00:44:31Oh.
00:44:32Well, I really wanted to see your stamp collection.
00:44:34Yeah, I know.
00:44:35That's the sad part.
00:44:36No, what's really sad is if you actually had one.
00:44:38Yeah, I know.
00:44:41So why'd you say you had a stamp collection?
00:44:43Well, I mean, if that's what I got to do to get us a loan, then...
00:44:46Why do you want us a loan?
00:44:49I thought you wanted to be alone, so that's why you came over.
00:44:52Oh, I just stopped by after work real quick.
00:44:57Okay.
00:44:59What's this?
00:45:02Oh, it's some second grade field trip.
00:45:05They had us, like, get a dollar's worth of change,
00:45:07and I froze in some kind of queue.
00:45:10You okay?
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:15Anyway.
00:45:17I've got to go.
00:45:19I have class and then I have work tomorrow, so...
00:45:22Well, I got you this, though.
00:45:23Thanks.
00:45:26Oh, you're okay.
00:45:29Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, too.
00:45:31What are you doing?
00:45:33What? I'm standing here.
00:45:35Are you trying to block me?
00:45:37Yes. I don't ever want you to leave.
00:45:40Okay.
00:45:42Okay.
00:45:45Okay.
00:45:48What?
00:45:50You bit my lip.
00:45:53Sorry.
00:45:54Well, I mean, did you not want me to kiss you?
00:45:57No. I mean...
00:46:02I don't know. Since you bit my lip, you didn't want me to...
00:46:04What are you talking about?
00:46:06I don't know.
00:46:09I guess I screwed up.
00:46:11Don't feel bad about it.
00:46:13I mean, it's good that you did that.
00:46:15I did what?
00:46:16You made the move.
00:46:18Because, you know, I don't usually kiss guys I'm not dating.
00:46:22Well, we're not.
00:46:27Bye, Shawn.
00:46:28Bye.
00:46:35Oh, my gosh. I didn't know you could do that.
00:46:38Well, it's not working for me. I don't have it.
00:46:40What's it called? Hitchhiker's Thumb?
00:46:42I think it's a recessive trait, like, blonde hair and blue eyes.
00:46:45Oh, I seem to have those traits.
00:46:47See, that's the reason I can't ever be that mad at Hitler.
00:46:49Because as bad as he was, he wanted more of me.
00:46:52I can't help but take that as a compliment.
00:46:54You want to take a compliment from somebody that committed genocide?
00:46:57It's like, oh, thank you. I appreciate this.
00:46:59No, but seriously, you got to think, though.
00:47:01He wasn't a blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy.
00:47:03It'd be one thing if that was it, because he just wants more of himself.
00:47:05But he wasn't. He wanted more of me.
00:47:07Like, he went out of his way to compliment me like that.
00:47:09I wouldn't understand, because I never thought that just because
00:47:11somebody didn't have the same color hair, they deserved to die.
00:47:13So I probably wouldn't understand.
00:47:15But, no, I do understand. Yeah, I do.
00:47:17See? I knew you'd see my way.
00:47:19But seriously, though, we got to get this AI crap going on.
00:47:21I know what we need. I just don't know how to put it in, though.
00:47:23I don't understand.
00:47:25I don't understand what the problem is this whole time.
00:47:27We've been taking modules, downloading them, tweaking them.
00:47:30And this is the same thing. It's on the same lines.
00:47:33Have you tried it?
00:47:35It's not like that third-grade shit we were doing before.
00:47:38I mean, I haven't done AI in particular,
00:47:40but model tweaking is what we've been doing the entire time.
00:47:43I thought all the white room experiment stuff, you would have figured it out by now.
00:47:47Well, the white room experiment isn't exactly working out like I thought it would.
00:47:51It's just...
00:47:53It's too much. Too much white.
00:47:55It's like how silence is deafening.
00:47:57There's nothing going on.
00:47:59So I just sit in there, and I'm like...
00:48:01I guess there's more inspiration in jumbled up stuff than I thought,
00:48:05because poets, writers, they're outside.
00:48:08They have ambient noise, like birds chirping.
00:48:10They have the backdrop of nature to put them in the trance.
00:48:15And I just feel like it's a more productive environment.
00:48:18Well, whatever we're going to do, we need to do something quick,
00:48:21because I'm going over to Christina in a few hours.
00:48:24What's she going to do?
00:48:26Some stupid movie she wants to see.
00:48:30You trying to tell me something?
00:48:32Take this guy.
00:48:34Hey, you want to go?
00:48:35You don't think she'll mind?
00:48:36I know that I have been waiting for a long time for you to be one of the third wheels on my day.
00:48:40Shut up, man.
00:48:41Shut up?
00:48:42It's an insult.
00:48:43I'm pretty sure third wheel is an insult.
00:48:51I need you.
00:48:53Can't you understand that?
00:48:56Yes.
00:48:57Sorry.
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:48:59Excuse me.
00:49:00Sorry.
00:49:01Sorry.
00:49:03Could you guys have picked a worse area to sit?
00:49:06Could you be any more rude?
00:49:09Funny.
00:49:10I thought we were both going to wear black today.
00:49:13Sorry, I forgot.
00:49:15Exactly.
00:49:17So what did you guys do today?
00:49:18Paint the town red.
00:49:19I never wanted to hurt you.
00:49:21Paint the town red.
00:49:22Did you hurt me in any way?
00:49:23Some stupid saying I taught her.
00:49:25I know I hurt you.
00:49:26No, we just got a lot done on the video game.
00:49:29Cool.
00:49:30My friend Toby, he works on stuff like that except with websites.
00:49:35Yeah, that's the same thing.
00:49:37You guys should really meet him.
00:49:38He's awesome.
00:49:39Yeah, we'll get right on that.
00:49:41I can't wait.
00:49:45Watch out.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:50:00Hey, where did you get that?
00:50:02My sister needed me to get her something at Walmart.
00:50:05Your sister?
00:50:06Yeah.
00:50:10So what's going on?
00:50:11I thought she was getting married.
00:50:13She is.
00:50:14But who are those guys?
00:50:16One of them's her father.
00:50:17Which one?
00:50:19I don't know, it hasn't said yet.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:31Oh.
00:50:36Are you trying to touch Gavin?
00:50:38Because I'll move.
00:50:48Excuse me.
00:50:54Dude, seriously.
00:50:56This is fucking ridiculous.
00:50:58I said we just let it come back to an empty row of seats.
00:51:00We should.
00:51:02Let's do it.
00:51:03Let's just see what happens.
00:51:05Oh, I know what's going to happen.
00:51:06The sequel.
00:51:20Man, this is the worst I've ever seen in my life.
00:51:29This is horrible.
00:51:32What are we watching this for?
00:51:38Good answer.
00:51:44Alright.
00:51:47What's that look like to you?
00:51:48There's little things in there.
00:51:50Some little bugs.
00:51:53What?
00:51:54I don't know.
00:51:55I don't know.
00:51:56It kind of looked like it, but I don't taste anything different.
00:51:59I mean, it tastes fine, but I don't know what bugs taste like.
00:52:07Man, don't even answer that crap.
00:52:10I'm going to answer it.
00:52:13Hello?
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:19Nothing.
00:52:21Not really.
00:52:24You know what I think is weird?
00:52:27I think it's weird that when you go to the movies with someone,
00:52:30they disappear for hours at a time to go date some other guy
00:52:33while lying about getting something for their sister at Walmart.
00:52:38How are you still going to tell me that?
00:52:42Whatever, you're such a liar.
00:52:45Well, don't.
00:52:50Alright.
00:52:55I think this does have bugs in it.
00:53:02I'm going to dump the scrap out.
00:53:06One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
00:53:12Oh my, how did he get that?
00:53:15Yeah.
00:53:19We just gave you a fucking out of bounds play.
00:53:21We called out at the edge of that, right at the edge of the gas pump.
00:53:24Louder, boy.
00:53:26Ocean Queens, 18.
00:53:27Set up.
00:53:29One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi.
00:53:34Get it. Get it.
00:53:37Oh, shit.
00:53:38There's two hands on his body, man.
00:53:41Two.
00:53:43That's not how you play.
00:53:44Two hands.
00:53:45Two hands at a time like that.
00:53:46Like, you know, like that.
00:53:47Man, I'm trying to figure out how all the chunky boys got on the same team.
00:53:51Man, you want to be skins next time?
00:53:53I'm still scratching right now.
00:53:54Man, I guess.
00:53:55It don't matter. We won.
00:53:57Yeah, because you don't know what out of bounds is.
00:53:59And you don't know what the fuck passing appearance is.
00:54:01Yeah, for real.
00:54:02Hey, prison rules.
00:54:04Man, unnecessary roughness.
00:54:06I'll talk to you later. I got to go.
00:54:08Dude, I don't even want to hear it.
00:54:10Just do me a favor. Say hi to Christina number two, please.
00:54:12Hey, don't even compare the two, man. Nothing alike.
00:54:14We'll see.
00:54:15Just please tell me you're going to be at graduation.
00:54:17Hell yeah, I'm going to be at graduation.
00:54:19I miss Patrick getting a freaking straw up his ass.
00:54:21You think I'm going to miss graduation?
00:54:22Man, that happened to him and he got knocked out.
00:54:25And we still see more of him than we see of you.
00:54:27You know, I mean, I realized that I was gone a lot and I kind of acted like a...
00:54:31Bitch?
00:54:32Basically like a bitch.
00:54:34And I'm working on it, man. I'm working on it.
00:54:36Then just stop being a bitch. That's all you got to do.
00:54:37And you know what, motherfuckers?
00:54:39I see y'all doing something on this game and I actually want to help out.
00:54:42I think that's going to be pretty cool.
00:54:44Uh, thanks.
00:54:46They're actually trying to get something done for once.
00:54:48Yeah. What you writing about?
00:54:51Huh?
00:54:53I got to tell you something, man.
00:54:55What's up?
00:54:57I've been dating Christina for the past two months.
00:55:01And I wasn't trying to talk to her or anything.
00:55:04You know, we were just hanging out and stuff like we were before.
00:55:06And she seemed cool.
00:55:08Like, I've never really had like a female friend.
00:55:10And she's like a friend girl.
00:55:11She's like hanging out and stuff.
00:55:12She's like really cool.
00:55:13So I'm just thinking like that.
00:55:14But she started pursuing me.
00:55:16And I wouldn't normally do that because I've always been against like, um, you know,
00:55:19talking to somebody's ex-girlfriend and everything.
00:55:21Like, you probably heard me say that before, but it's just...
00:55:24I don't know, like, you were...
00:55:25You broke up with her, so I didn't think you wanted anything with her.
00:55:27And you were like dating Elena after that.
00:55:29And she's going to end up dating some douchebag anyway.
00:55:31So I'm just thinking, you know, I might as well, you know.
00:55:35Uh, well, did y'all kiss or anything?
00:55:39I mean, kind of, but not really.
00:55:43Are you still seeing her?
00:55:45Fuck no.
00:55:46No, you didn't even hear the worst part yet.
00:55:48Like, we went to the movie theater and she ended up cheating on me.
00:55:50Gavin could tell you about it.
00:55:52He was there.
00:55:56Man, that bitch needs to be in a straitjacket.
00:55:58She is certified crazy.
00:56:00I believe that.
00:56:01I agree, man.
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I know.
00:56:04Man, that's the craziest thing about it.
00:56:06I'm just thinking, like, I found, like, kind of, like, the perfect girl.
00:56:09That's probably what she felt at first.
00:56:11And, um, it just felt like after all this, like, after I put her up here,
00:56:16it's just her lying and doing all that.
00:56:18It just broke everything away.
00:56:20Like, it messed up my trust system.
00:56:21Like, I can't even believe anything she's ever said.
00:56:23I know what you mean, man.
00:56:24How do you think I felt?
00:56:26I felt like I was going to marry her.
00:56:29Me too.
00:56:31Damn, man.
00:56:32Me too.
00:56:34Man, dude, whatever.
00:56:58I love you.
00:57:17I want to lick you up and down.
00:57:20Me too.
00:57:22Me too?
00:57:24That's why we're doing this.
00:57:27That's why we're doing this stuff.
00:57:29So I can get better at it.
00:57:31At least try to sound like a girl, so I'm in, like, the right mood.
00:57:35Man, I'm no where near that bitch cheating on you, man.
00:57:39Are you being serious?
00:57:42Man, I'm just messing with you about it.
00:57:43Why are you taking this so serious?
00:57:46I don't know.
00:57:47I just feel like that's part of the reason why she loves me.
00:57:50Because I'm too inexperienced.
00:57:53Dude, for the last time, that girl is messed up.
00:57:57I mean, think of all the stories Lucas has about what all the shit she did to him.
00:58:01Just do me a favor.
00:58:05And if a girl ever tells you she wants to lick you up and down, just don't say me too.
00:58:11I can't think right now.
00:58:12It's just all this crap about that and working on the game and studying and shit.
00:58:17Dude, tell me about it.
00:58:18I got two tests tomorrow, but after that, we're off to Travis' graduation.
00:58:23When we get back, we're switching into renaissance mode, though.
00:58:27No more distractions.
00:58:28I mean, no school, no work, no girls, nothing.
00:58:38I thought you said it was next weekend.
00:58:40Dude, I told you Sunday.
00:58:42It was this next Friday.
00:58:44You told me Sunday.
00:58:45It was next Friday, which would mean the Friday of the next week.
00:58:48That would be this Friday if it's this Friday coming up.
00:58:52Man, whatever.
00:58:53If you were writing letters to him like a friend should, you would know when the graduation is.
00:58:57It's not like you have anything better to do.
00:59:01Dude, don't say shit.
00:59:04If you tell me this has anything to do with Christina, that's just perfect.
00:59:11Great.
00:59:13It's good to see you got your priorities in order.
00:59:15One of your best friends is graduating from basic training,
00:59:18and all you can do is just go hang out with some bitch that's been messing around with five guys behind your back.
00:59:23She hasn't been messing with five guys.
00:59:24That guy she was going to see was just some friend of hers that she dated a long time ago,
00:59:28and he was leaving to Iraq because he's in the National Guard's last day of the year.
00:59:31Then why'd she lie to you about it on the phone the other day?
00:59:33Because she doesn't like people in her business.
00:59:35Oh, yeah, okay.
00:59:38So you don't think there's any way she could be telling the truth, like she has to be lying?
00:59:42All I'm saying is there's only two kinds of people on this planet with lives that private.
00:59:47Secret agents and sluts.
00:59:48I'll let you decide which one you think she is.
00:59:50Not to mention how she flirts with your brother right in front of your face.
00:59:53That's just her personality.
00:59:54Remember?
00:59:55She was like that when we first met her.
00:59:56Oh, yeah.
00:59:58That's just her personality.
00:59:59Oh, hey, Mark.
01:00:01Hey, Sean's brother.
01:00:02It's just my personality.
01:00:03Sean won't mind.
01:00:04He knows it's just my personality.
01:00:07Seriously?
01:00:11Man, why are you trying to hold it in?
01:00:13Go ahead and laugh.
01:00:14That's all you can do when you're in a situation this fucked up.
01:00:18Why are you even going anyway?
01:00:20It's Memphis in May.
01:00:21At least tell me there's going to be some good bands.
01:00:24Fuck no.
01:00:25There's going to be like Three 6 Mafia and Hinder.
01:00:27That's just perfect.
01:00:28You don't even give me anything that I can tell Lucas for you.
01:00:32I mean, why the fuck are you even...
01:00:34I mean, why the fuck are you even...
01:00:35Why are you going then?
01:00:36Because it's all the way out of Arkansas.
01:00:38She's never been out of Arkansas before.
01:00:40That's like a big deal for her.
01:00:41It'd be like a huge step in still in the relationship.
01:00:46Whatever, man.
01:00:47I got to pack for tomorrow.
01:00:50Finish this shit up.
01:01:05Just waiting on you.
01:01:11I thought you already told them that we were going to Memphis in May.
01:01:17That's stupid.
01:01:18How are they going to make you work even that...
01:01:21Whatever.
01:01:26I'm sorry.
01:01:27I'm sorry.
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:30I'm sorry.
01:01:31I'm sorry.
01:01:32I'm sorry.
01:01:35I miss my French graduation for this, so you know, it's kind of a big deal.
01:01:43Alright.
01:01:45Alright.
01:01:56Ow!
01:01:57Thanks, Jesus.
01:01:58Just put me down?
01:01:59Right.
01:02:00Oh my God!
01:02:02What's this?
01:02:08It's a bear.
01:02:09Is it yours?
01:02:10Yeah, it's my bear.
01:02:11So what's all this other stuff?
01:02:18My things, like stuff I've got over periods of time that have become my stuff.
01:02:25These movies?
01:02:26Why, you want to watch one?
01:02:27Sure.
01:02:28I don't know which one.
01:02:30Have you seen City of God?
01:02:31No.
01:02:32What's it about?
01:02:33It's about these Brazilian kids and drugs and gangs and stuff.
01:02:34It's too complicated.
01:02:35I'll just put it in.
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:37What are you doing?
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:04What are you doing?
01:03:06I'm just...
01:03:08Okay.
01:03:14I'm going to the bathroom.
01:03:16Okay.
01:03:31Okay.
01:03:45You leaving?
01:03:46Yeah, I can't stay and watch the rest. I gotta go take care of my dog.
01:03:50What dog?
01:03:52My dog.
01:03:53When did you get a dog?
01:03:54Two weeks ago.
01:03:56So you just got a dog out of nowhere?
01:03:58No, my friend Brian got it for me.
01:04:00Okay, who's Brian?
01:04:02My friend Brian.
01:04:04So how do you take care of a dog? You just feed it in water and it takes care of itself?
01:04:09Well, it's still a puppy though.
01:04:11So you feed it puppy food?
01:04:13I gotta go.
01:04:19Is something wrong?
01:04:21If you don't know by now, I don't know really what I can tell you.
01:04:25Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:28If you got something you gotta do, then go.
01:04:30I just thought it's a pretty big deal that I stayed home for Travis' graduation.
01:04:35Well, I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:37I know, but I did it for you.
01:04:40Look, I'm sorry we didn't get to go to the concert.
01:04:43I'm not talking about that.
01:04:44Then what are you talking about?
01:04:47I'm talking about us.
01:04:51Now I'm confused. What do you want?
01:04:57I need to talk to you.
01:05:01Sorry, John. I gotta go.
01:05:10So is this it?
01:05:12What?
01:05:14I mean, are you just gonna walk off?
01:05:17I told you I had to go.
01:05:19I know, but I mean, I just feel like this is gonna be the end.
01:05:23Well, I certainly hope not.
01:05:25But if that's what you want, then...
01:05:27I mean, if you're just gonna walk off and not...
01:05:31I gotta go.
01:05:52I gotta go.
01:06:06Hello?
01:06:09Hey.
01:06:11Nothing.
01:06:14About six hours away.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:22I know. Call me whatever you want. I deserve it.
01:06:31Well, thanks, but I know what I am.
01:06:40Well, tell him I'm sorry. I'm...
01:06:42Alright.
01:06:44Alright, well, tell him I'm sorry I missed your graduation.
01:06:50I'm not driving all the way out there.
01:06:55So everything's forgiven?
01:06:58Even Lucas?
01:07:01How's clinical be more mad at me than Lucas?
01:07:09Alright.
01:07:12Yeah, I'll drive out there.
01:07:14After everything I've done, I deserve a two-day car ride by myself.
01:07:19Alright.
01:07:21What?
01:07:24Hello?
01:07:26Hello?
01:07:49Hello?
01:08:20La vita è un mio prepodio.
01:08:24Oh, non so mia ancora.
01:08:27Non dite a chi l'ignora.
01:08:31E' il mio destino così.
01:08:35Ah, la pazza, la pazza è pronta.
01:08:39E' il mio destino così.
01:08:43E' il mio destino così.
01:08:47E' il mio destino così.
01:08:50E' il mio destino così.
01:08:53E' il mio destino così.
01:08:56E' il mio destino così.