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00:00:00You
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00:02:30Oh
00:03:00Oh
00:03:08No, I have to go to school
00:03:17Because I'm
00:03:30Foreign
00:03:49Shut up, I was talking to the phone
00:04:00Oh
00:04:14Damn
00:04:15What do we have here a new bike from holy frame matte black finish?
00:04:22Let me see this
00:04:24Oh, oh damn, yo, it's smooth
00:04:54I
00:05:21Think I would eat that little whale the corkscrews
00:05:24She's trying not to drink so much
00:05:26so
00:05:28Should we go buy one? Oh
00:05:30Fucking pain man all the way to the store. So I'm just supposed to sit here and not drink this bottle of $4 wine
00:05:40No, what a pen let's just get a pen push the cork down
00:05:44Cliff do you have a pen we can just push it down. Oh, it's stupid. Just taste all quirky
00:05:51Doing something stupid
00:05:53Rule number one don't do stupid things
00:05:57So, what's the occasion? Oh, I just wanted to talk about things. Yeah
00:06:03You know
00:06:05I've actually heard quite a few things in my time. Oh
00:06:11What oh my god, no, no the glass clip what
00:06:18It'll get all ground up in the wine see
00:06:21Hmm we just need something that's gonna take it off clean
00:06:37Cliff what?
00:06:50One two three, you ready? All right cliff. I am scared one
00:07:02Don't do it seriously don't do it
00:07:06Shit I'm gonna do it. Okay cliff. I think this is a really bad idea
00:07:20I
00:07:50Think this is a really bad idea. Okay cliff. I think this is a really bad idea. Okay cliff. I think this is a really bad idea
00:07:58What's a chromoly frame
00:08:01Just explained it to you. Oh, please tell me what a chromoly frame is
00:08:06Look, I tried I tried to understand. I just
00:08:09You just didn't know how to articulate. No, you're doing that thing
00:08:14What thing?
00:08:16The thing where you see how many times I'll repeat myself
00:08:20Oh fuck man, you know speaking of things. What were you gonna tell me? Just
00:08:28That you had some great news
00:08:32Okay, the other night I went to I went to cover a game
00:08:41Fuck this is so weird. Um
00:08:45Sorry, just like all of a sudden my heart's just
00:08:51You're
00:08:53My best friend and
00:08:56I'm really worried that you're gonna think differently of me and
00:09:01I don't know what I would do without you. I
00:09:06Um, I like I like I like somebody or whatever
00:09:15Oh, yeah, yeah
00:09:20Damn I
00:09:23Mean you're a great friend and all but I kind of got a girlfriend right now. Don't be dumb. You're fucking dumb
00:09:29Please seriously, can we be serious for a second? Oh, all right. All right. All right, right
00:09:40Look serious now, okay, that's good
00:09:47Do you know Sasha besan yes
00:09:51No, who's he
00:09:55Sasha by Sonny's
00:09:59Like some dumbass baseball player
00:10:02Really good guys. Oh my god. Yes. Oh
00:10:05So good
00:10:10Except it's softball not baseball
00:10:21Oh
00:10:45I'll be back in
00:10:48Where are you going?
00:10:50Wow
00:10:51What happened to your head?
00:10:53Sorry, I came out wrong. They're pretty I have to go do a project where
00:10:59Mom, it's right there
00:11:01Well, why is this the first time I'm hearing about a precious thing? It's on acids and bases. It's due tomorrow
00:11:07Actually, no, no, it was due today, but my stupid lab partner didn't ever thing done. So it's already gonna be a whole letter grade
00:11:12off
00:11:13Every second that I'm standing here makes the likelihood of us finishing on time go down just just that much more
00:11:19Okay, if you keep your pants on I'll drive you ten minutes. No, mom. I
00:11:25Have to go to school cuz I left my bike there like an idiot. Can I just go?
00:11:30Mom before it gets dark, please. Why do I feel like you're lying to me?
00:11:36Huh?
00:11:38Why am I getting that feeling? Oh because the world is out to get you and it's a big fucking conspiracy
00:11:44And you know, you sound like a dummy when you talk like that kids your age use curse words like a crutch
00:11:52obscenities belie an
00:11:53Inarticulateness that characterizes your entire generation and if you ask me you talk is so annoying
00:12:01It's not a very nice thing to say
00:12:08All right, we've got five answers to choose from five answers, where do we start on a question like this anybody
00:12:15somebody
00:12:16In the middle in the middle. Thank you
00:12:24I'm gonna hop in the shower. Also, my friend is coming over
00:12:44I
00:13:07Got it
00:13:15I'm really sorry. I'm late. I know where he lives. I parked somewhere else really far away
00:13:19I don't know. I was gonna walk but it's like why walk anywhere? I have my own car, right? Right?
00:13:26Hello. Oh, this is Anne. She's from yearbook. We're doing a project. Oh, are you from the school yearbook? Yeah. Oh, I just said that
00:13:39It's most kids can't do that, but this one can pull it off
00:13:4350% of her class
00:13:58Okay, bye
00:14:03Your mom's awesome. Yeah, come on in
00:14:13I'm sorry. It's like really messy. Oh, my house is a lot messier than this. You're like the first friend
00:14:19I've had over in like months besides Amanda penetration and Lexi, but they're just like whatever and I guess friend
00:14:24I mean, I don't know if I would
00:14:25You know what? I mean? Yeah
00:14:29Yeah, it's just so busy I never get to just like
00:14:35You know what I mean
00:14:37Definitely sorry, you probably think I'm like or something and oh, I'm gonna get a superfood. Do you want one?
00:14:46Okay
00:14:48It must be like really cool like getting to do what you do what what do I do?
00:14:53You know learn about people and stuff. No, I'm sitting in front of a computer doing boring layout stuff
00:14:59Like you're the coolest girl in school. Oh my god. No, I'm so lame. What no one
00:15:05You're like the star athlete too. You're really good at school, right?
00:15:09I mean, you're the you're the top 15% of your class. Yeah
00:15:17So
00:15:18Cuz I supposed to do anything for this. All right, like never been interviewed before so it's it's really easy. Um,
00:15:25Okay
00:15:26Question one. Oh my god. I'm so scared
00:15:29Why I don't know. What if I say the wrong thing?
00:15:33We'll start with an easy one a softball if you will I can definitely talk about softball no, it's not
00:15:42Never mind, how old are you?
00:15:4518 yeah 18
00:15:48Senior yep. Okay
00:15:53Do you have a boyfriend
00:15:58Um
00:16:03This is one of the standard questions, right?
00:16:09No, no boyfriend for me you just like you don't have the time
00:16:22I'm getting really nervous. No. Yeah, of course, of course
00:16:27Let's shift gears. It's just shifting gears. Here's a great one. Okay
00:16:32If you could have dinner
00:16:34with anyone living or dead
00:16:37With whom would it be? I don't know
00:16:40Michael Jackson
00:16:42Or no, that's stupid. Um
00:16:46Say I said Teddy Roosevelt
00:16:50Teddy Roosevelt
00:17:02I
00:17:12Don't care get a job in the desert and a drunk
00:17:21Talking to myself
00:17:23Oh
00:17:29No, it gives me a reason to get out of practice early
00:17:31I'll just tell them we have some follow-up questions or whatever. They basically let me do whatever I want because you're a goody-goody
00:17:37No, I'm not. No, I'm not. You're so mean
00:17:41Sorry, I know that's a really bad habit. No, I like when you do it. I don't know why
00:17:49Are you sure you don't want to ride to your car can it was like super sketch been working out
00:17:54Oh
00:17:55Promise you won't get raped and get AIDS and die. I promise
00:18:01Well
00:18:03Bye
00:18:05And goodbye to you
00:18:11Should we do it like they do in Europe? How do they do it in Europe?
00:18:19Wait, let me try again
00:18:23You
00:18:40Nice would you like a cigarette? Would you like a stick on it?
00:18:49Okay
00:18:51I'm going now. Okay. Bye. Bye
00:18:58Bye
00:19:02Bye
00:19:22You
00:19:34Hey, I'm bored entertain me
00:19:51I
00:20:08Could totally imagine you singing that right now
00:20:12Regionals we're gonna win for sure. It's more state. I'm worried about is it weird that I'm worried about it, too
00:20:16I don't even like sports. What's weird is getting to state is everything
00:20:19I've been practicing for since basically forever, but now I'm like if we lost I wouldn't even care except we wouldn't get to miss my
00:20:25School, do you think you'll play softball in college? Do you think you'll play football in college?
00:20:28Do you think you'll do synchronized swimming in college synchronized swimming is really hard
00:20:32Don't knock synchronized swimming one time
00:20:33I tried to do one of those twirly upside down like things in a pool and I inhaled a big gulp of water and I
00:20:37Passed out one time. I wasn't supposed to go to bagging practice, but I went anyway
00:20:40It was right after I had already messed up my shoulder
00:20:42And I ended up having my shoulder
00:20:45How come you're only now taking the SATs did you take the SATs when you were like 12 or something
00:20:50Do you have any brothers or sisters?
00:20:53What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:20:54sometimes I think I want to be a teacher for like
00:20:56I want to live in an apartment in New York City and have a job where I had to take the subway to get there
00:21:00And like I have to change lines. It's almost like it doesn't matter what I'm doing
00:21:03So long as I can yeah, but your job is like I guess it has to be something creative. You're so creative
00:21:08You're gonna be an artist
00:21:12That's gross, I know I'm trying to quit I have to go play this game one sec
00:21:42You got this
00:22:12Come on
00:22:42I
00:22:44I
00:23:08Like some dumbass baseball player
00:23:10Really good guys. Oh my god. Yes. Oh so good
00:23:18Except it's softball not baseball
00:23:30Yo, you know shit about sports bro girls play softball and
00:23:36I
00:23:38Do you not know this I thought you're supposed to be like some genius or some shit
00:23:43I'm not a genius. Oh, yeah. I know. I'm sorry. I hate it when you call me that. No, I'm my bad
00:23:48That's my bad. No, and and and it's my bad. Okay, sir
00:23:56All right, so tell me how you got to kick it with this dude on the baseball team
00:24:01So, you know senior goodbyes
00:24:04No, I'm in yearbook and I've never heard of senior goodbyes, okay, obviously so Sasha, but Sonia's
00:24:12bought a senior goodbye
00:24:16And you wanted to do cuz he looks
00:24:20I know it's so lame. I
00:24:24Took a camera along to a game and I acted like I had to be there for like official yearbook
00:24:29What a stalker
00:24:32Stalker not exactly start you
00:24:38But we were talking after the game and I pretended like I had to do an interview
00:24:48Did you guys fuck no Jesus
00:24:53You know, I've never done that with anybody not like you
00:24:57Kiss
00:25:02No, we talked for like two seconds, but seriously, I've just I've never felt like this before just like
00:25:24It's just like what are we doing here?
00:25:28And what are we doing here?
00:25:32Look you can't tell me about you and this other guy. Okay. I'm sorry. That's that's just the way it is
00:25:39Okay, just here's where you know, right
00:25:46Know what? Oh, come on. You're gonna make me say it, you know, okay
00:25:53Just
00:25:55Look, let me finish my story. Okay, can you please can you please just not you know, say anything for a second?
00:26:02Please please just don't say
00:26:09You don't really like this guy do you never mind don't answer that
00:26:23I
00:26:48Was up nobody
00:26:53Hey
00:26:58Hey, hey
00:27:02Are you okay?
00:27:05No, what's wrong
00:27:14Sorry, I'm bothering you. Oh, they just totally let everyone down
00:27:21No
00:27:24I was feeling guilty cuz they said I didn't care about any of it anymore. And then I
00:27:30Shouldn't have swung when I swung anyway, cuz I thought it's okay. It's okay. I'm so sure everything is okay
00:27:37Okay, I swung anyway, cuz I thought I don't know I wasn't thinking
00:27:43It wasn't playing smart
00:27:46Sorry
00:27:50I'm sure I sound so pathetic right now
00:27:54I
00:27:57Can't tell you something what I don't have a car
00:28:08What do you mean
00:28:11Remember I said I parked far away. It's
00:28:15That's cuz I walked
00:28:20Hi
00:28:24I
00:28:27Was trying to impress you
00:28:40It kind of thought something was up I kind of felt like you knew too
00:28:53We got that would you like a cigarette all the time
00:29:23Oh
00:29:53Hmm
00:30:23Oh
00:30:53Oh
00:31:23Oh
00:31:53Oh
00:32:23I
00:32:53Swallow by the ground
00:33:23Oh
00:33:53Oh
00:34:16Cool bike go fuck yourself
00:34:20You
00:34:23Dude I was trying to compliment you
00:34:26Dude, why do you make it so hard to be your friend?
00:34:28You don't want to be my friend
00:34:29You want to call me a dyke?
00:34:30Which is so dumb cuz I'm not even gay and I know why you do it and you know that I know so
00:34:35Don't even pretend wait. Hold up pause pause pause
00:34:40You're not gay anymore
00:34:42Hey, look, I just want to know okay, please get out of my way. I'm just trying to collect all the facts here
00:34:49Okay, here's a fact you're a homophobic asshole
00:34:57And
00:34:58And come on
00:35:00You really think that?
00:35:02listen
00:35:03This is obviously hard for you. So if you need to cry again like last time, this is a safe space
00:35:11Go ahead
00:35:18You
00:35:48You
00:36:03Hmm just doesn't have that kid brother ring, huh? What do you want?
00:36:10I'm declaring a truce. And why'd you steal my bike?
00:36:13What don't be stupid
00:36:16Dude, I really don't know what you're talking about cuz you're an idiot or a liar or both
00:36:21Jesus lady, I didn't steal your precious dyke. What'd you say?
00:36:30Mr. Maldonado
00:36:34Mr. Maldonado, can I talk to you for a second? But I explained to her our printing situation. Can I please talk to you for a second?
00:36:41I'm so sorry. Can you give me one second? Is this about you and Cliff?
00:37:01I'm not trying to be insensitive. Okay, I'm not but I just feel like I would only be a temporary solution. Hey, do you feel me?
00:37:11Cliff yeah, stop being annoying
00:37:31You know if you just apologize to me we can end this me apologize to you
00:37:42You
00:38:00Hello, yes, this is she uh-huh
00:38:11Really
00:38:15Well, what did he do to her
00:38:20Well, I don't think she'd hit her boyfriend for no reason
00:38:24Again, ordinarily we'd let the student finish out the day and not involve the parent
00:38:29Parents a parent in your case, but there was a violence element involved
00:38:33So we did have to go ahead and ask that you come collect and for the day, of course
00:38:38Yes, is it uh, it's cool if I go to the nursery go ahead
00:38:44Thankfully, no one was seriously hurt again
00:38:48That's a good thing. I
00:38:51Just don't like doing this
00:38:52I'd rather have the student finish out the day but you know because there was a violence element involved and the official protocol
00:38:59Is to call the parent when there is a violence element regardless of the level of the violence element God just stop saying violence element
00:39:07Yep, I'm sorry aunt and I'm just saying nothing happened. You're a Chatsworth Valley Panther. Don't forget that and
00:39:14apologize right now and
00:39:17Sorry
00:39:19It's okay
00:39:21Temperatures are running high right now. So I do understand that though again the incident itself was a very serious offense
00:39:29So I think it's appropriate that and be suspended from school for the next three days
00:39:36Wait, what?
00:39:39And
00:39:41Will you tell me what's wrong? I can tell something's wrong
00:39:44Did you guys break up or something? Oh mom. I've told you before that. He's not my boyfriend. Okay, then what can I do, honey?
00:39:51I don't
00:39:54And you could start by chilling the fuck out
00:40:06I
00:40:09Don't know about me
00:40:12Why are you talking to me like this? It's like everything's about you, isn't it? I
00:40:18Thought you were in some big hurry
00:40:24If you won't talk to me I'm calling dr. Bowman
00:40:28fine
00:40:29You know, let's do it. Let's spend a hundred dollars an hour so I can cry to brilliant. Dr
00:40:33Bowman about my poor petite grandma today because I'm just so sad. What does that mean?
00:40:38What?
00:40:40What does that mean?
00:40:42What you just said
00:40:45And I know what mod that he means what is boutique of me
00:40:56It means like
00:40:59It's like
00:41:01Little bitch little whore it's like
00:41:08I'm sorry
00:41:10I
00:41:35Just keep following you then
00:41:41Hold it
00:41:46We should you're Sasha besides
00:41:51Yeah, you're gonna see em, how did you know that did you say something about me?
00:42:00You're really pretty
00:42:10You
00:42:40Oh
00:42:58It's totally checkers, oh my god. Hi. Hey, how are you? How are you? Sasha?
00:43:05Good
00:43:09Good I'm good
00:43:12Okay
00:43:15Yeah
00:43:23So hey, I
00:43:25Have a humble request of you
00:43:27Yeah, can I stay your place? Um, I just like really don't want to go home tonight
00:43:32Yeah, sure
00:43:35You look awesome
00:43:37Yeah, I know. I
00:43:40wish I was like
00:43:42like that
00:43:43No, that's it. It's like
00:43:46What no
00:43:48You're put this on right now
00:43:54Put it on seriously
00:44:02Whoa
00:44:06Don't look stupid you look amazing. It's depressing me how good it looks
00:44:12Yeah, I don't know
00:44:14That weird girl is like wearing the exact same one. Oh
00:44:22That girl
00:44:26Just kind of weird
00:44:32Oh
00:44:40Guess who asked me out today? Yeah, Cliff Martinez
00:44:46What he was just like hey, you're pretty I'm gonna go get frozen yogurt I
00:44:54Didn't know that you guys knew each other
00:44:58You're not mad are you
00:45:02Do you like him
00:45:11Hey, I'm supposed to drop this off. Oh, I'll take care of it. Thank you. Thank you. Hey cliff
00:45:18It's good, mr. Q come here let's talk
00:45:22Yeah, I just gotta
00:45:24Go live my life. No. No, it's not a debate. Let's go
00:45:28What?
00:45:30Why oh because I like you I want to see you succeed Oh
00:45:35Grace, you like like me. Oh, I like you so much. Yeah, take a seat
00:45:47Touching me and stuff. So you talk to the other kids. I don't really talk to the other kids. I don't really like him
00:46:00Mmm, no those go off
00:46:08So, uh, tell me what'd you do
00:46:15What come on I know this whole thing's your fault I
00:46:19Don't let that one go cuz I like you come on man
00:46:24This is my back is killing me I want to go home you want to go home
00:46:28Can we just cut the crap you tell me what's going on dude, why do you care so much?
00:46:32Why you care about hands so much?
00:46:35Why you always got to be answering a question with the question. That's what they teach me in guidance counselor school
00:46:43Come on tell me between you and me
00:46:53It's just like it's like there's no way she'll forgive me
00:46:58Forgive you for what? I
00:47:01May not forgive because I didn't do anything
00:47:06Well, have you ever thought of saying sorry for this mysterious thing that you can't tell me about
00:47:14Kinda kinda so no
00:47:21Dude
00:47:22Whatever you did that you think you can't come back from
00:47:27You probably can't
00:47:31Never underestimate the human capacity for forgiveness
00:47:41What
00:47:50All right, are you mr. Q you got to keep this on the low, okay, you got a promise
00:47:56Yeah, listen, whatever you say in this room stays in this room. You swear. I swear. I need you to swear on your mother
00:48:02Honestly, honestly, I swear on my mother
00:48:09Sit down tell me what's going on
00:48:18You don't really like this guy do you
00:48:23Never mind don't answer that
00:48:26Oh
00:48:28Oh
00:48:58Yeah
00:49:28Oh
00:49:58Oh
00:50:11You want to feel what
00:50:28Oh shit, you gotta be kidding me
00:50:59Okay
00:51:03No
00:51:08Did it hurt
00:51:13You could tell me I'll listen
00:51:17Hey, I know the fucking difference between softball and baseball
00:51:21Oh
00:51:23Hey, yo chill chill
00:51:27You say look I like you please just stop talking
00:51:37I'm being a dick
00:51:39You're being a dick. Please. Don't call me a dick
00:51:44I'm out of here like some crazy bitch
00:51:46Don't call me a bitch
00:51:49Fine okay, like a crazy young lady
00:51:55Why are you being so mean to me I I thought you were supposed to be the only person
00:52:04Fuck this
00:52:09Sasha is a girl. Okay. I don't like you like that. I just don't I don't like you like that
00:52:15Sasha Sonia's is a girl and she plays softball and I want to fuck her. I don't want to fuck you
00:52:35You kidding me it's the truth
00:52:45Oh
00:52:55Cliff
00:53:01Cliff what can I do?
00:53:10Take this to mess me up
00:53:15Mess up your friend before you go off running with some dyke
00:53:27I can't believe that you're mad at me
00:53:31You're the one fucking leading me on. I'm not leading you on. Oh, please
00:53:37How many times have we been on the couch together like us like all spooning and snuggling and shit
00:53:43Come over every fucking day
00:53:50Can't believe all this fucking time
00:54:01Fuck you. Oh
00:54:04Fuck me
00:54:09No, fuck you
00:54:13Fuck
00:54:26She so she didn't want to have sex
00:54:35Cliff do you feel like maybe
00:54:38You had sex with an against her will
00:54:51I don't know
00:55:07Oh
00:55:09Oh
00:55:11Oh
00:55:37Look at you two lucky girls sleepover on a school night
00:55:42And you called your mama she said it was okay, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay
00:55:51Don't stay up too late
00:56:11All right
00:56:41I
00:56:48Think like you've done this before
00:56:54So, what's your name?
00:56:57Maria
00:56:58All right. Are you guys here like every night or every night every night? I live here. I got sleeping bag
00:57:05It says I'm right over there
00:57:12Oh
00:57:19That would be my phone giving you my number
00:57:24Hello, oh it's for you
00:57:34Here's gross, right? Yeah here your sugar
00:57:41I
00:58:12I
00:58:32Hey, look at them
00:58:41You
00:59:11I
00:59:13I
00:59:40Have to go about
00:59:43I
01:00:14Don't tell anybody about what?
01:00:24I'm really drunk. No, you're not
01:00:31Promise you won't say anything
01:00:34Why would I tell anyone I
01:00:37Don't know. I don't know you I
01:00:40Don't know like I'll hear about
01:00:44You don't know me no
01:00:49Hey
01:00:53Hey
01:01:00Talk to me, please
01:01:03Please please
01:01:06Hey
01:01:12Not like you
01:01:16You're so confident
01:01:19me
01:01:20I'm not
01:01:23I'm
01:01:24really really not I
01:01:28Don't know what I'm doing either at all
01:01:35I
01:02:05We gotta go
01:02:35Yeah
01:02:37I
01:03:07I
01:03:37I
01:03:46Have decided that I'm cool with us going out. Oh, yeah
01:03:54It's fine with me whoever you want. I'm your boyfriend
01:04:00What does that mean
01:04:03I
01:04:05Look I know. Okay. Yeah, it's like my best friend
01:04:13And that yearbook girl, what about her you guys aren't a thing
01:04:32Oh
01:04:43What Sasha
01:04:48Hey Sasha
01:04:50Hey
01:04:52Can we talk for a second? Hey, you're in your book, right? Is it too late to buy a senior? Goodbye? Yeah, it's too late
01:04:59We um, yeah, can we talk?
01:05:02Okay
01:05:04Maybe alone for a second, okay
01:05:14So
01:05:21Would you like a cigarette I
01:05:26Mean like what's going on with us? I've sent you like a billion texts
01:05:31I
01:05:33Don't know you wanted to talk to me
01:05:37You're like talking to me like like you don't know me well, I know you so then say something
01:05:45What do you want me to say
01:05:49I just like I don't know. I felt like we should talk. I don't know obviously we're talking
01:06:01I'm gonna go
01:06:10I like you
01:06:16I like like you I
01:06:20Was thinking you know, it's just like
01:06:23Why be weird about it? Let's just keep hanging out and and go out with each other or whatever
01:06:31You and me, please
01:06:38Sorry, I'm
01:06:41Not gay
01:06:46But good luck with that
01:07:01You
01:07:31I
01:07:42Don't
01:07:51Well say goodbye
01:08:02Next year fundraising what kind of theme but for now, you know what? Let's say goodbye to the paper copy and
01:08:09Hit me with the drive our finished product
01:08:15Cliff Cliffito cliff cliff hit me with the drive. I hit you. It was a big intro hit me with the tribe. Oh
01:08:25Here it is everybody the fruits of my labor
01:08:31Yes
01:08:59Give me the drive
01:09:01I
01:09:06Just give it to me
01:09:31I
01:10:01Oh
01:10:31Oh
01:11:01I
01:11:32Oh
01:11:42Hello, yes, this is she
01:11:53Hi, I was told oh good you're here this way, please
01:12:01I
01:12:08Understand but I'm talking about something different here. I'm talking about a plan. I just rather not repeat all this what's going on
01:12:14We've all been here for half an hour. Okay, so we're all here
01:12:19So there have been quite a few
01:12:21accusations and rumors and
01:12:23accusations flying around everywhere so
01:12:25We did have to get everyone together here before things got out of hand and shed some light on the issues at hand
01:12:33This is again a very serious matter. So I did go ahead and bring in our guidance counselor. Mr. Kibbutz. Oh
01:12:39So I will let him take it from here, right?
01:12:42so Clifton Martinez has already admitted to putting the picture in the in the yearbook and
01:12:49He there will be he will be disciplined. He is definitely off yearbook next year. That's for damn sure
01:12:56Oh
01:12:58So
01:13:00so what I'm hoping we can do is
01:13:02Come to some kind of amicable agreement between mrs.
01:13:08Sonia's and Cliff and
01:13:11Sharon
01:13:12I'm not I'm sorry. First. We need to talk about solutions. I like to know how we're gonna fix this
01:13:18That's what I would like to know
01:13:20Who can tell me a plan?
01:13:22Well, ma'am, there's no plan per se well, we've already spent thousands of dollars in printing
01:13:28We've sold a hundreds of copies of the yearbook. There's no possible way everybody to bring it back
01:13:33How hard can that be? How hard can that their kids if you tell them to bring it back?
01:13:37They're gonna hold on to it more Josh if this was something truly egregious
01:13:42I get it, but it's just a silly little picture silly picture. Excuse me. What picture are we talking about?
01:13:48What picture that's perfect and you haven't talked to your mom about this
01:14:01Not to intrude but I think the issue at hand apart from the questionable content, which is fine actually
01:14:08As whether or not PDA should be allowed in the yearbook regardless of gender or personal expression. What about lovebirds?
01:14:15The whole kissing booth nigga prom
01:14:19All these straight people making out that's a little different they're
01:14:23Groping. Oh, they're just a bunch of homophobes. Who is in charge here? Who has the most authority?
01:14:29That would be me technically. Okay, ma'am
01:14:32If you don't make sure that each and every one of those books that you've already sold if they're not returned
01:14:37Then this is gonna become a police matter
01:14:39Oh
01:14:40We will certainly look into the feasibility of that
01:14:43but for the time being we will refund you the money for the senior goodbye, and we will
01:14:50Print a corrections page. You think we care about the money? Well, I'm not saying that
01:14:55Tell them
01:14:56Tell them what you told us
01:14:58It's okay
01:15:03Hey, it's okay
01:15:06No one's going to hurt you
01:15:09Right here
01:15:12Tell them
01:15:18I didn't want her to kiss me
01:15:20What?
01:15:21And what did you tell that girl?
01:15:23What did you tell her? I told her to stop. No, I said stop stop. I said it. No, mom. I know I
01:15:31Okay, okay
01:15:33Okay, I'm not comfortable with this. I feel like my daughter is being accused of something
01:15:39They were both drinking that's why she could take advantage of her one thing at a time my daughter's not even gay, excuse me
01:15:47Honey, what's your name? Her name is Sasha
01:15:52That's a little you know, what's going on in your own life. You don't even know the name of Sasha
01:15:55Are you are you doing this because you're scared? Are you afraid right now? Is that why you're saying?
01:16:03Here she's not the one on trial
01:16:05Listen, no one is on trial. She's the one who did something wrong
01:16:09And Sasha said stop and she didn't stop
01:16:12Yeah, but did she want her to stop?
01:16:15Cliff no, this is bullshit
01:16:18Okay, she keeps saying I told her to stop I told her
01:16:22Everybody in the whole I mean the whole school knows that these two hooked up. Okay, and then she's all
01:16:30Like that shit's for real
01:16:33You know what I mean? Like that's some real shit
01:16:36I think what Cliff is trying to say if we can yo
01:16:42Yeah, you got to be real now
01:16:45I'm what happened
01:16:47You have to I
01:16:50Was drunk, oh come on, you know, this is ridiculous. This should really be a police matter. Are you fucking blind?
01:16:57I
01:17:04Thank you now Sasha
01:17:09Sasha it's it's very very important that you tell the truth. You understand why?
01:17:17Now did and do something with you that you didn't want her to do
01:17:26I
01:17:49Don't know
01:17:56Come on ma'am
01:18:01If you have anything else to say to me
01:18:04You should do it in writing
01:18:06She's scared. That's why she's not saying anything all of you ganging up on her
01:18:13You know what? You should really be ashamed of yourself
01:18:17Both of you
01:18:19You come on, baby
01:18:49You
01:19:19You
01:19:50I
01:19:59Made dinner
01:20:03Come on let's eat
01:20:08Just eat a little
01:20:19I
01:20:49I
01:20:58What are you going on break? Yeah, absolutely. Just have Benny watch the register, please Sasha
01:21:07That's me
01:21:09Okay, so the test is super effective, but I'm also gonna ask you some questions about your sexual history
01:21:14We'll factor that in before we come to a diagnosis
01:21:18So, let's just talk about the last three years
01:21:22Number of sexual partners you've had that sort of thing
01:21:26The first one was
01:21:28This guy my friend
01:21:31That was my first time but he's had sex before so he's the one that I'm worried about. Mm-hmm
01:21:38and the second one
01:21:41Is this weird
01:21:43It's all right
01:21:46Go for it
01:21:50I've met this guy. I don't even know his name. It's just like cool guy from bar
01:21:59It's the second time that I met him I
01:22:02Don't know. He he took me outside and I don't know why I agreed to go but I did
01:22:09You must just think I'm like some stupid slut
01:22:13I'm not here to judge
01:22:17Okay, um
01:22:19here goes so
01:22:21basically
01:22:22he took out his dick and he wanted me to give him a blowjob and I was like fuck that so
01:22:30he like took my hand and kind of
01:22:33Choked himself off with it. And
01:22:36Then he splooged all over my favorite jeans
01:22:43I know I'm I'm being really paranoid. It's stupid. No, I'm glad you brought this up
01:22:49Since that happened have you noticed any changes in your body like itching or burning?
01:22:54No
01:22:56Okay, well, um your test results are negative for the HIV antibodies, so you're good
01:23:06That's it yeah, that's it I
01:23:08I
01:23:10Don't have
01:23:12the $25 I know
01:23:14The sign says the suggested donation. Oh, it's okay. No, I
01:23:18Here I have I have 23. You can just buy some in the store if you want to
01:23:30Sorry
01:23:33I'm just gonna sit here for a second
01:23:38I
01:23:47It's okay sit I'm gonna sit here with you
01:24:00I don't know why I did that. You know, I I
01:24:03Went out of my way to do something that I didn't want to do at all
01:24:09I
01:24:10Mean you're upset about something
01:24:13Yeah
01:24:15Okay
01:24:17What were you upset about
01:24:24It's girl, okay
01:24:29What's her name
01:24:33Sasha
01:24:38Why are you upset about Sasha?
01:25:08You
01:25:39You
01:25:45My name's not Sasha, my name's Anne
01:25:56And I'm totally gay
01:26:08You
01:26:38You
01:27:08You
01:27:38Oh
01:28:08Oh
01:28:38You
01:29:08You
01:29:38You