Final Heat 2024 [English full HD Movie]
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Hi, oh, what do you want? What do you want me to say, huh?
00:00:45This is me. This is my
00:00:50confessional I am confessing
00:00:53Can you even see me?
00:01:00I'm the bad guy
00:01:30Oh
00:02:00Yeah
00:02:09All right
00:02:30Yo
00:02:33Ten seconds on the clock
00:02:36You ready? It's on. Well, if it's on it's on no like it's on the camera is recording
00:02:49Good evening. Good evening functional fitness fans. I'm cam co-owner of the Hollywood box
00:02:55We're proud to be selecting a team to take
00:03:00Funding well, we'll be funding a team to take to the inaugural functional fitness games
00:03:07You know that they can hear you right would you just get in here
00:03:12Welcome to the Hollywood box
00:03:14Team Hollywood members will get a chance to train with us all expenses paid for a year plus the opportunity
00:03:20To win 40k at the games, but that's not all we're also making a documentary following the team and our year together
00:03:27So this is your chance to be a star
00:03:30Sounds so corny
00:03:32We will be hosting open tryouts next week
00:03:35For a chance to be selected. You got to send in a submissions video
00:03:39Wednesday at noon is the deadline
00:03:411201
00:03:42Hey, you're gone
00:03:44See you in the box
00:03:48Can we cut
00:03:50Fear of falling. I hope to someday sounds like a rush
00:03:54I got too good. The game's got boring. I just need a challenge. I've heard of this girl. Really?
00:04:01Yeah, she's like a triple x-games champion. Oh my god
00:04:12National champion in Muay Thai, I guess I just want to try something where I'm part of a team, you know
00:04:17She looks great on camera. Look at her butt
00:04:20Hey there, I'm coach Heath strength and conditioning coach at Gardena High
00:04:23I'm gonna bring in some of my kids here for the tryouts got a really good group of kids here
00:04:27I think once they get some good gear in their hands, you're gonna see what they got
00:04:30That's a Davis back flat drive forward. Kick that knee up
00:04:35My kids want me to try
00:04:512013-2014
00:05:03I'm gonna put myself on tape. You don't have to put yourself on tape
00:05:05I'm gonna go warm up and melt my brain and then jump and then I'm gonna bring you cookie. Oh
00:05:12Wow Oh
00:05:141159. All right. Awesome. Go ahead and send out the email. Hold on. Wait, I got one more incoming in your purse
00:05:20No email. Yeah, I don't know. It must have been a mix-up or something
00:05:33Kemp
00:05:35Kemp
00:05:50This
00:05:51Is this for real?
00:05:53Our video must really be getting out there
00:05:56Wow, I mean you're really taking this in stride. No, I'm I'm just as shocked as you are
00:06:01I mean, that's why it's even more incredible that our video got to him somehow. Yeah, somehow it's right
00:06:05I mean, I didn't even know that guy was still alive
00:06:09Maybe he's trying to turn his life around. I
00:06:12Mean he always was a great athlete. Yeah. Well, whatever he used to be. He's clearly not anymore
00:06:16What he think he thinks he can just pop into our lives after all these years and jump on our team. Yeah me
00:06:22Everyone deserves a second chance. I mean, it's not what we're all about. I
00:06:30Know I was there
00:06:32But everyone deserves a second chance
00:06:35I
00:06:39Are
00:06:42Okay, all right, yeah, he'll he'll get his shot but I doubt he'll even show
00:06:48Just like last time
00:06:51Yo, Toph on the rings buddy
00:06:59Hold on it's not a eulogy guys. All right, we we got seven months and
00:07:05If we make the games, but I saw the submissions Kami, there's not one snatch amongst them
00:07:10It'll be a challenge
00:07:20Yeah, here we go actually a little speech
00:07:28Did you forget your speech Andy I did
00:07:31I
00:07:34Got it
00:07:35Seven years ago. You opened up the Hollywood box on a patch of land in the park
00:07:42You slept on the gym floor to keep it open for us
00:07:45You gave me a place to train for Nationals for free
00:07:48I never would have placed at Nationals without you you guys made this community an amazing place because of your sacrifices
00:07:55Oh, it's so beautiful Andy. All right, I'm not done. I
00:07:59Fought a lot about this guys. I
00:08:01Know I'm not a Metcon guy or a functional fitness expert
00:08:06But I want to be part of the team. I'm gonna bring whatever I have to offer
00:08:11To make this a reality for you. I
00:08:14Just don't want to see the Hollywood box closed down
00:08:19I don't know what to say man
00:08:23To best friends
00:08:29Best shot ever
00:08:32We are losing our gym in seven months actually Kami is just a little too humble to say it but
00:08:38We've been paying his brother's medical bills for the past five years. And that's why
00:08:43We're broke. Well, I'm not trying to be humble. I'm just I'm just not trying to brag
00:08:48Well, I know but it's for the documentary. So we have to say it as it is, you know
00:08:51I mean, this is the confessional we have to confess the light bulb went off and we decided that it was time to make a choice
00:08:58Yes, so we're making a movie and we are taking a team to the games, you know after seven months
00:09:04we we might not have our gym, but
00:09:07At the very least will at least at the very least at the very least we will have done what we set out to do
00:09:15Yeah
00:09:17And we'll have each other
00:09:20Well, we will always have each other oh good
00:09:24I
00:09:27Okay, that's gonna have to be cut out that's not getting cut
00:09:33Hi, I'm Amy Lansbury, I just wanted to take this time to submit myself for the team
00:09:41I've never really been in any sports, but I'm the general manager at a hot the Hollywood box and
00:09:48You already know that obviously
00:09:54Marcus what's going on? Did you get some new ink? That's a new ink brush?
00:10:00He right
00:10:03Glad to have you been Tierra Tara Tara
00:10:09Thanks for bringing a girl dude, no big daddy. I'm trying out. What about your box? You're paying. I'm playing player
00:10:18Right
00:10:20No kidding. Oh, hey, so glad you had an awesome
00:10:25Lab apps for all dollars. Awesome. Thank you for coming out
00:10:35Come on bro, you know, I got your back. Yeah, we're going down. Yep. This is it. I feel pretty good about it
00:10:46Showtime
00:10:50It's not
00:11:10All right guys so in about 10 minutes here
00:11:12We're gonna put you through a little workout and it's gonna be a 25 minute time cap
00:11:16And if you aren't able to finish in that amount of time, unfortunately, you're gonna be automatically disqualified
00:11:22However, it's important to remember that we're not just picking based on your scores
00:11:27We're also looking at who you are
00:11:29I don't think there's any better way to figure out who you are than to see how you compete
00:11:34so let's give it your best shot leave it all on the floor and
00:11:38See what you made of
00:11:46I
00:12:08Mean if we can score Andy and Romy and
00:12:11Tara which is and we're in good shape leave Tara's still here
00:12:32One more
00:12:36I
00:12:38Love it how he's the military dude, and he doesn't even do a full pull-up
00:12:42I think you can get in shape really fast one and two would be amazing for the video
00:12:47I think he's already in pretty good shape, but he's average all around. He doesn't specialize in anything. He's not really gonna help the team. I
00:12:55Just don't think that we should count him out yet
00:12:57That's all I'm saying. Just keep an open mind about it
00:13:00Oh
00:13:12All right guys ten seconds till that
00:13:14I
00:13:27Know your boy push me man
00:13:31Did you push him I didn't see anything you can't disqualify someone for a rumor did you push him dude he pushed me
00:13:36You know guys great workout. We'll be back in 30 to announce the selections
00:13:44Emails over there
00:13:48Yeah, no, we're not paying anyone no, I mean it's something about
00:13:56Excuse me did did you just say that you can't pay us okay?
00:13:59Apparently there's been some kind of mixed up about what we're doing here, but no pay no play
00:14:04You guys want to be a part of a good team
00:14:07Come to pulsar
00:14:11Fuck off
00:14:14Fuck off
00:14:16That's cute is is this because I'm getting too big for you I
00:14:21Told you that I wanted to be a part of Hollywood's team for a reason. Yeah, no I get it you want to be a big star
00:14:29Have fun with these losers, and you know what stop freeloading off me, too
00:14:37Hey, we didn't want that guy anyways
00:14:40Guys come on. I promise it's gonna be worth it. We need team spirit
00:14:46Andy man come on we still got this but yeah look
00:14:50Look, I agree Romi's dish and all but guys got a point you mean you guys what you never told me this I?
00:14:59mean you never never said we
00:15:01I'm just bro. I got bills to pay
00:15:03We can we can throw you some some meals, and we'll take care of you as best
00:15:07We can we need you for the for the team man. Come on. We were counting on you. I'm out
00:15:13Sorry
00:15:25Well I guess we should just tell him to go home
00:15:30Right
00:15:33Did Frederica give up
00:15:35Movies what I feel like we can learn a lot from that done. What about how not to fly
00:15:41no
00:15:42about
00:15:43persistence and resilience I
00:15:46Can't believe that we're talking about Fred the duck right now, Frederica. She was a girl
00:15:51Well, she was pretty clumsy for being a girl. No she was tenacious like her owner
00:15:57She waddled all the way after us after we dropped her off at that lake
00:16:00She only waddled because she didn't know how to fly
00:16:01But she learned to yeah after we dropped her off a hill 476 times
00:16:06Are you guys talking about ducks?
00:16:12These guys know nothing about functional fitness nothing
00:16:17Look
00:16:18When we graduated from college
00:16:20We had a choice right. I mean you could have become your brother. You could have entered the draft and made the NFL
00:16:28But you didn't it would have made your dad happy but not you
00:16:33This is the challenge that your whole life has prepared you for I mean this is everything that we were asking for
00:16:40We've got raw material there
00:16:43Like really raw
00:16:45But you can mold them and you can work with them. I know you can
00:16:52This is your chance to be the leader that I know you are
00:16:58All right, thank you guys so much for sticking around this should only take a couple of minutes
00:17:09Take it I need to get a promotional photo of the selected team and I need you in it. It's nice to see you later. I
00:17:18Don't go by that nickname anymore. Well, you don't choose your nickname either way. I need you to take the shirt
00:17:22No, I didn't come here. Okay, fine. Step aside. No, babe. I got it
00:17:27Go
00:17:29Seems like your team spirit is the same as it ever was, huh? Well, I just wanted you to look pretty
00:17:36Look at that. Thank you
00:17:38It's those big guns big guns
00:17:41Didn't know we were the same size. Well, you know, I figured
00:17:44Figured it might be good to have a contingency plan. So, all right
00:17:54Every team always needs a black sheet
00:17:57But
00:18:27I
00:18:30You
00:18:33All right, let's do it
00:18:36So you're a Jersey girl, huh? Yeah, Jersey girl went to Penn State. What about you guys, Georgia?
00:18:44Nice nice. Oh
00:18:46That is big Jim. He's our local security guard
00:18:51Anyway, we normally go in the back here
00:18:54Don't be surprised if he gets a little cuddly at night just there to keep you warm
00:19:04Yes sugar we got to do whatever we can do to keep you yeah, you would think with all of your achievements and judo
00:19:09Hey better. Yeah, I mean I wish but
00:19:13Unfortunately, you're kind of on your own for that. Well, you have us as your family now, so this is a group hug opportunity
00:19:20He is so gross
00:19:24I hope I don't get in your hair. No, you can get all up in our hair
00:19:28We need some of that mojo to rub off on us a winner in the house. You can set yourself up in here
00:19:33I know it's not ideal, but it's what we got. It's perfect. Okay, we'll make yourself at home
00:19:37And why don't you come help me get some stuff out of the car? Oh
00:19:43So even when you were in the annex at lunch earlier Andre wanted to have another little chat
00:19:49Yeah, and you know how he looks through everything of the lens of Eastern mythology, yeah, well his fitness is a myth
00:19:55That's for sure. Well now that he started coaching. He says he doesn't have enough time to train anymore. I
00:20:00Can't believe that guy's a coach
00:20:03So ridiculous. Well, you hired him. Yeah. Well, that's because we need a cheap help
00:20:09Anyway, his point was that he's had some kind of spiritual realization that he was in the worst shape of his life a year ago
00:20:15And now he's in the best and he could continue getting in better shape, but what's the point because that story is over
00:20:20I don't understand how he knew even knew his story started Laney
00:20:23I don't know, but he says that now all those hours are going back into giving
00:20:29So, what are you saying? He's gonna quit coaching. I got to find a replacement. No, Cammy. He's quitting training
00:20:36That's the end of that story
00:20:40Do you not want me to compete no, this is nothing to do with that
00:20:43Okay, because if anybody's gonna suffer it's gonna be me all right and they need me baby
00:20:48We got a bunch of inexperienced athletes and we're trying to get to the games
00:20:53You trust me on this. I
00:20:56Know they need you and I trust you good and this isn't gonna go as planned
00:21:02So I'm just gonna think outside of the box
00:21:07Come here. Oh god, that was disgusting
00:21:11If
00:21:12You just join the team
00:21:14Yeah, that's not a conflict of interest or anything. I wonder which one of the four he'll pick
00:21:20So guys troopers letting me stay with him. I only it is because I'm a team player
00:21:26So I gave them all mini cameras so they can film their own confessionals. Oh
00:21:31Here here here at last. They're in black and white. I know it's aren't they?
00:21:37But I think it could be really beautiful we're gonna turn these around
00:21:41Cam won't see them so they can air their grievances and whatever cam seems really nice
00:21:46I bet his workouts will be real functional talking about cam and stuff like that. I
00:21:53Can't even speak that's how excited I am
00:21:56They're literally letting me stay in their home. I'm a little worried about
00:22:01Cam joining the team
00:22:04Thank You Amy
00:22:06I'm just worried. He's gonna overextend himself. Oh
00:22:11Man, sometimes when I do this, I feel like
00:22:21It's okay we get to watch TV
00:22:25Isn't it funny like do you ever think about how much time we voluntarily spend in pain
00:22:36I don't want you to feel in pain anymore right toughen you up
00:22:51Well
00:22:54I've always dedicated my success to Jack
00:23:01Yeah, Jack played football like
00:23:06He played like a guy from the newspaper era
00:23:11He fired up the imagination so high that you could only write about him because video surely wouldn't do him justice
00:23:21He deserved tall tales
00:23:26Breathless campfire legends that old men pass on to their sons
00:23:32He was
00:23:35Pure
00:23:40Didn't belong in this era
00:23:48No, I'm I'm just I'm not trying to replace him or anything I'm trying to honor him
00:23:56Because I didn't really want to join the team as an athlete, you know, I just wanted to coach the guys so anything
00:24:02It's it's it's a sacrifice
00:24:07So
00:24:13No, I would definitely not say that I'm trying to be my brother
00:24:19All right, guys, we're gonna go ahead and just at the hips no more bending those knees sliding it down your quads
00:24:26Just above the knees
00:24:31Pull your shoulder. Yeah, that's real nice. Yeah, can't straighten up that back, but
00:24:40You're rounding right here man
00:24:42You know what I think I think I'm gonna actually switch up the workout guys so I can work in with you and keep my eye on it
00:24:48I know we're not we're not prepped for it
00:24:51But we're gonna go ahead and do one rep max cleans and establish our baselines today. Okay?
00:24:58Got it. All right, guys. We're gonna go ahead and do one rep max cleans and establish our baselines today
00:25:04Okay, guys. We're gonna go ahead and do one rep max cleans and establish our baselines today
00:25:10Our baselines today, okay
00:25:12Gotta find a way to get him on board. Well, he doesn't want to be
00:25:16well
00:25:18Talk to him find a way. It's not it's not that simple laney
00:25:25I think it could be I think you just need to say something to him that makes him feel welcome. Oh my god
00:25:31We're not dating
00:25:33Okay, if you if he wants to be a part of the team then he can participate
00:25:36Maybe make him feel welcome and he will participate. That's all i'm saying. No, I shouldn't have to go to him
00:25:42I shouldn't have to talk to him
00:25:47Thanks
00:25:52Well, thanks for coming to grab a drink with me
00:25:54normally, I come here with andy when i'm feeling stressed, but
00:25:59He hung us out to dry. So
00:26:01So
00:26:04It's a new drinking buddies
00:26:07Probably won't be drinking too much of this new paleo diet you got us on
00:26:11man
00:26:13Yeah, that was a that was a test
00:26:21Looks like you're keeping yourself in pretty good shape. I hope so
00:26:24Picking me for the team playing a flag football league or something. Fuck football
00:26:31There's a bunch of drones
00:26:33running around following orders
00:26:37Like basketball now, yeah
00:26:40I've actually been playing some basketball too, man. We should go out to the park and i don't play
00:26:55You got a girl these days, how come you and the lady haven't popped out a kid yet?
00:26:59I think he's going for the kill, huh?
00:27:06Yeah, I just I don't I don't really think we're grown-ups yet
00:27:12Yeah, me neither
00:27:16Appreciate the drink
00:27:20All right guys going for another rep in three two one get it
00:27:25Up
00:27:27Elbows up
00:27:40All right guys, let's do it come on
00:27:43Remember we're working on mechanics first. All right
00:27:46Keep pushing keep pushing. Here we go
00:27:49Let's go camp. What have you been working for buddy, huh?
00:27:55People so cool everybody single files it up to them and I don't know
00:28:03Then there's me tip of my tongue pushing you away before I forgot to impress you
00:28:10Then a quick good
00:28:14I wish I could
00:28:26Is
00:28:48We're gonna get the next heat up in a second that was awesome guys see what we worked so hard
00:28:53We worked so hard you can show it on the floor right here
00:29:00Come on come on
00:29:23Of all that's
00:29:31Congrats guys, you made it through the first two months of training
00:29:45Oh, yeah, you're gonna cheat why not go all the way right
00:29:52I don't see any other food getting a ring on it for me here. Try this
00:29:58No, come on, it's good for you. Just try it. Absolutely not
00:30:03Why not?
00:30:05Try that
00:30:07Because what you think is good about that is that you're doing what you're supposed to but I don't think that's good for you
00:30:12So
00:30:22Lady i'm gonna take this one home suddenly not feeling so well anymore. Okay, babe. I'll finish up here. Great
00:30:38So, where are you staying
00:30:42You know me
00:30:48Would you be open to me finding a place for you to stay
00:30:54I think there's a small part of me that might be open to that possibility
00:31:03Do you feel like you push harder or less hard to music like does it relax you or does it make you just go crazy and
00:31:10Lose control
00:31:13Are you listening to me
00:31:16Cam yeah, sorry. I was just uh, what's the matter?
00:31:23Well, not a thing anymore. Oh
00:31:26Come on, tell me
00:31:28What's going on? Just show me tell me. Come on. Come on. Okay. Okay. Um
00:31:36We're losing members
00:31:38Oh, no
00:31:39yeah, uh
00:31:40I was just going through our records for the last couple months and we have it set up so that we can last exactly to
00:31:46the games but
00:31:47We won't last if we lose any more members
00:31:50Oh, no
00:31:51Yeah
00:31:52Well, why are they leaving?
00:31:55Um
00:31:57I have my suspicions but
00:32:01You know
00:32:02Oh, hey, don't tell lani. All right. I don't want her to get distracted with this. So
00:32:07It'll be our little secret, okay, and i'm gonna fix it anyways, so no biggie. Yeah, no big deal
00:32:21Sorry, the accommodations aren't nicer but
00:32:24It's a roof over your head
00:32:27You still worry about me. I just
00:32:31Don't want you out there in the wild
00:32:37Best bed i've had in years
00:32:40In 14 years
00:32:43Yes, lana, i haven't had a good night's sleep since I left you
00:32:50Good night
00:32:54Be out by 5 a.m every morning
00:33:04Am I worried
00:33:07Am I worried
00:33:11That's all I am today
00:33:26What's up, man, hey, baby
00:33:30Yo cam
00:33:31What's with this programming man, you're trying to kill us come on morris, you know, you love those beach muscle workouts, baby
00:33:38No, I think that was for your other team
00:33:41Oh, man, did I uh, did I switch up the programming? It's cool
00:33:46careful, man
00:33:47Stop appreciating us. We'll just take our stuff over to pulso
00:33:53Bill
00:33:54Could you take care of these for me amy?
00:33:56Um, maybe I got those I think laney needs your help more so i'll take care of it. Thank you
00:34:04Hey, rory
00:34:08Hey aims, can you uh, can you email the members and let them know that we're gonna open up gym hours during the day this week
00:34:15Yeah, isn't that when the team drinks?
00:34:18Yeah, well, we're gonna switch it up. So
00:34:22Thank you
00:34:25Yo team come check it out guys
00:34:28Zeke is such a sweetheart. I can't believe he told you about the team
00:34:32Oh, you were impressed by the submissions video
00:34:35Thanks
00:34:37Uh, yeah. No, it's looking great
00:34:40the
00:34:41Oh, yeah, the athletes are looking
00:34:43um great
00:34:46This afternoon
00:34:48No, no, no, no, uh, if you want to uh meet we will make it work
00:34:53Okay, yeah great, uh, see you soon
00:34:57Bye
00:34:58smart move laner
00:35:00not facetiming
00:35:02They would have seen your tell for sure
00:35:05Someone's jumpy when you startle someone they jump you hide someone their presence is startling
00:35:16What is it there what
00:35:19What
00:35:22When you get nervous you switch the phone to your right hand and shake something about
00:35:28Switching lanes trying to control your artistic side
00:35:33You can't just walk back into my life after all these years and pretend that you know me
00:35:37Well, I didn't just walk back into your life
00:35:40You invited me
00:35:44Why'd you invite me lane
00:35:47Why why didn't you say goodbye
00:35:56I did not invite you fine for you for now
00:36:08All righty guys, we'll meet at the park at 3 p.m. All right
00:36:11All righty, see you go eat hydrate later, where is everyone going
00:36:18Well, i'm just uh throwing a little wrench in their gears with a five-day nature workout challenge a nature workout challenge
00:36:24That's right. You got functional fitness got to be prepared for the unknown and the unknowable
00:36:28Do I really have time for a functional fitness maxim right now?
00:36:31What is there? Is there something wrong with right now? No, it's just a
00:36:36I got a call from rory
00:36:38He's a pretty big producer, you know
00:36:41Which one's the producer again?
00:36:43Anyway, he heard about the team and he wants to take a meeting with us
00:36:48about a deal
00:36:49Well, you seem kind of tense about it. Yeah, I am. This is a big meeting for us
00:36:54I'm going of course this afternoon
00:36:56Well, no hon. I can't go this afternoon. I gotta take the team out
00:37:00No, I need you to come with me. Plus I need them getting more footage. Anyway, I mean
00:37:04What were you thinking? Well, that's exactly what I was thinking about
00:37:07We're gonna we're gonna be out in nature, you know spectacular visuals swinging off vines jumping creeks tossing
00:37:12What is this tarzan? No, this is nature
00:37:16I I did this for you
00:37:18I see and um, how are you planning on videoing out there?
00:37:24Hmm
00:37:27Maybe maybe rory has some extra gopros I could borrow
00:37:30So
00:37:32I guess i'm coming to this meeting with you and maybe in the future you'll consult me before you make any more decisions
00:37:41Wait, so no one can see you we don't care if anybody sees us
00:37:46Do you know how sexy you guys are?
00:37:49You are so sexy that we can get you a deal for the show
00:37:52nice, it's
00:37:54Not actually a show. Oh, yeah, it is now see I talked with a friend at espn and you know functional fitness is hot
00:38:00They own the games. It makes sense. Now. You're you're at the right time. You're at the right place
00:38:05Nothing to do with you guys. No offense. None taken. Okay, and I guess it could be reconceived as a show
00:38:12Don't be so artsy fartsy lane
00:38:14So so they made an offer. Well, no, no, they're not gonna make an offer. I'm, sorry. I don't think I follow
00:38:19This is an opportunity you shoot this thing on spec with your own dollar you follow the team for the season you make the games
00:38:25You make the games and I have a friend at espn is really keen on making this a new reality show
00:38:29a reality show
00:38:31And only if we make the games. Yeah, who wants to watch a bunch of rando functional fitness people anyway
00:38:36Yeah, right. Zeke's right. I mean you win the games. We got something to talk about you
00:38:39Don't what do we have? We have a bunch of hot white people having sex. Give me the cw, you know, we're porn
00:38:45We're porn
00:38:47Yeah, well
00:38:51So we have a deal quick question you guys happen to have any gopros you could loan us
00:39:03It's 3 p.m. We're here. Where's coach?
00:39:07Coach
00:39:13Gopros courtesy of espn why because they like the concept but not necessarily the cast
00:39:20They want to see you guys in motion
00:39:22If you're trying to threaten us the first thing they'll replace is the captain when they figure out how dangerous this programming is
00:39:27What are we gonna do handstands off a cliff five workouts?
00:39:30Win and you guys are granted immunity. Wow. We're playing survivor come in last and you might get cut
00:39:36Teammates are he man he Tara
00:39:40Topher and amari
00:39:42hillsbills and kempers
00:39:45All right, let's do it guys. Here we go
00:39:50It's actually kind of spooky
00:39:54Sorry, i'm too busy training
00:39:58Unbelievable he sends us to a tourist trap to do a workout
00:40:02Because maybe they want to see the lead up to the event
00:40:06I'm sure they want to see the event too. Wait, i'm, sorry. You're not going to turn the gopro on at all. It's required
00:40:13I don't think it is
00:40:16Glad to know I can count on you
00:40:29Oh
00:40:30We'll have a conversation about kemp
00:40:32Sucks he doesn't do anything. No, actually he does he just sucks at it. You're gonna need your hands on this one
00:40:47After two days of nature workouts, we have all gotten beautiful tans
00:40:52We got sandbag carries up the hill to tree climb
00:40:59Nice go go go
00:41:02Seriously laney you need to take control of your team. I need a fire camp
00:41:21Come on dude
00:41:25Great work great workout. Yeah. Well, it would be fantastic workout if you did it, right? No wonder you got discharged
00:41:31Hey, you don't know anything about that. I don't need to know anything about that
00:41:35All I need you to realize is that you're on my team act like it
00:41:40He's gotta go he's gotta go i'm gonna have to pull the trigger on this one
00:41:50It's our final workout so we got laney here to watch and capture video
00:41:55And i'm also going to jump in with you guys for this one. All right, so if I beat any of it
00:41:59What what are you? Are you a coach? Are you a competitor? Uh, i'm a player coach. I thought we had established that pick a side
00:42:06Wow, okay
00:42:08So I know that we pace it out on some of our workouts when we're training but this is our last
00:42:13Nature workout so I want you guys to red line it up that intensity as high as you can and really uh
00:42:18Treat this one like a competition. All right, so for workout number five, we are going to be doing a modified murph
00:42:24The original hero wad, okay, we're going to substitute kettlebell swings for pull-ups and
00:42:31You're going to carry your partner on the last leg. So that should be fun
00:42:38Come on
00:42:44One more one more
00:42:47All right, let's go
00:42:50Nice nice get it get it get it. That's how it's done
00:42:55Here we go
00:42:57Okay, what's the dog and pony show? No an athlete kev a real athlete
00:43:00Yeah, you want to flip over so I can rub his belly you see what happens when you do things, right?
00:43:04What no one has been hurt?
00:43:15You
00:43:16He did this. All right. Can I please just go check on him?
00:43:18Now you're concerned I told you from the get-go these ridiculous drills so that you can act like a leader
00:43:24You have no control over your team. No control over your gym. You should quit. Uh, no tara. You should quit
00:43:33Sweet rod
00:43:36Excuse me. Yeah, i'm kicking you off the team
00:43:39Are you fucking kidding me? I'm the only one that can do anything, babe. Can we just talk?
00:43:43You can't do anything because you're not a member of this team anymore
00:43:47Just because you can look like a dude doesn't mean you have to act like a douche
00:43:50We'd probably be disqualified anyway, if we kept you around when the tests come back and show that you're actually carrying y chromosomes
00:43:56Get out of here
00:43:57And don't ever talk to my husband that way again
00:44:01The tribe has spoken
00:44:05You are
00:44:08It's tara go pros
00:44:19Oh
00:44:38It's not being so soft you little bitch
00:44:43Kiss me
00:44:45The hell laney
00:44:48What I was just trying to turn you on I thought we were role-playing
00:44:53Soft
00:44:55No, I thought that you liked it when I took control
00:45:05I'm not soft
00:45:10I know I was about to make a cut of my own
00:45:13Until you jumped in there
00:45:16You made me look like a fool and now you're calling me soft
00:45:21I think it worked out just fine
00:45:24Compared to what alternative
00:45:28Nothing no, tell me what you're thinking laney
00:45:33Please elaborate
00:45:36I'm thinking i'm, sorry
00:45:40And that you can make the decisions and
00:45:46Will you please forgive me
00:45:50No, no, I really won't please not now kim
00:45:58Where are you going?
00:46:16So
00:46:38What are you doing here
00:46:42Did you leave the door open
00:46:46Did you sneak in
00:46:50This is insubordinate behavior
00:46:55Don't do that
00:46:58What
00:47:00You don't know anything about that. I know that you were dishonorably discharged. Yeah
00:47:03Well, you don't have the slightest clue which is funny because you don't seem like the best teammate here either
00:47:07You read a couple google search results. Suddenly you think you're an expert
00:47:12You think you know all there is to know about a person?
00:47:15Yeah
00:47:17If you let this team down in any way what what what are you gonna do
00:47:23You're gonna kick me out
00:47:26Sorry, but I already got the key. How'd you get that?
00:47:30Stay here. Give me the key. This was given to me by who who do you think?
00:47:35Why would she do that I need her to place to stay but why would she do that?
00:47:40You'll have to ask your wife that question
00:48:00He needed a place to stay he was living on the street. So then why didn't you just tell me it wasn't a big deal
00:48:05It wasn't a big deal. It wasn't a big deal
00:48:08If it wasn't a big deal, then why didn't you just tell me because it wasn't a big deal
00:48:16And why didn't you just tell me because it wasn't a big deal if it wasn't a big deal
00:48:19Then why didn't you tell me because it wasn't a big deal?
00:48:30You know what you're right
00:48:32I just i've been feeling so much
00:48:35Pressure especially with this reality show demands and then I thought he would be good for the movie
00:48:41and
00:48:43You've been pulling so much weight with that cool nature video and all the extra members that signed up because of it and I
00:48:52I just wanted to do my part
00:48:55But you know what? I'm i'm sorry
00:48:59I shouldn't keep secrets from you
00:49:05No, no, I can't I can't get away with that
00:49:13I should be the one apologizing
00:49:16For what?
00:49:17Lainey I didn't take the team out just for training
00:49:21I took them out to open up hours in the gym
00:49:24We've been losing members
00:49:28How many enough that we can't last to the games
00:49:32Oh
00:49:34My god, hey, I I have ideas and no
00:49:38Listen to me. I can make it. No, no, no, no
00:49:40there's no I or me or you it's just
00:49:44See, that's the problem
00:49:46Everyone's feeling so disenfranchised
00:49:48Yeah, no, I
00:49:50I definitely feel that we need something that will bring us together
00:49:55we need to forge a moment of solidarity between
00:49:58between us
00:50:00And the team and the gym and
00:50:03it's just
00:50:05What brings people together?
00:50:09A paleo party
00:50:12I'm, sorry guys. I kind of live here too
00:50:15That's an awesome idea. It's a great idea
00:50:19And can I make another suggestion?
00:50:22Well, I know you guys were looking to make some money and something we used to do at my school was offer date auctions
00:50:27I'm i'm totally down. I think it's a fantastic idea. Let's announce it
00:50:43I just want to thank you guys so much for showing up here last minute
00:50:47We're going to get started in a minute here
00:50:48But before we get started guys, I just want to introduce our newest member. She doesn't even know she's on the team yet
00:50:55amy
00:51:00All right guys we're about to start the date auctions here in just a minute so pony up for the flavor of your choice
00:51:06Oh
00:51:23Come on that's you get up. Come on
00:51:36Oh
00:51:47Don't be so formal. It's unsexy
00:51:50Sorry a little nervous around you
00:51:52Less is more
00:51:54Come on, be drunk with me. Let's be a friend
00:51:56Okay, are you having fun?
00:51:58Don't be so boring. Come on do that
00:52:06Oh
00:52:13My god, let's watch another beyonce video. No. Oh, oh you guys want to see some of the footage?
00:52:20I have cameras all over the place
00:52:23That's not creepy. No, it's because you the party is so good for a show, you know
00:52:29No, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. There's the porch with the pool
00:52:34And oh gamer
00:52:43I thought you were gonna be like bruce lee. Have you ever seen that video of him playing with the nunchucks? It's not real
00:52:51Oh, you're so gullible
00:52:57Oh, no, i'm just hustling you
00:53:03Hustler come on. Give me a break. I'm not a hustling bone in your body
00:53:18Sorry
00:53:26Maybe we should be watching this. Fuck that we're watching this
00:53:30Probably
00:53:33You don't ask me for anything so I feel like I can tell you everything
00:53:40Like how I admire you
00:53:42You're what I want to be when I grow up. Oh, well, you make me feel the same. No
00:53:48You're not allowed to feel that way missy. Oh, but I do
00:53:52I feel like you're super brave. No, i'm not you are I mean the fact that you gave up an entire
00:53:59Career in the nfl just so you could help other people follow their dreams. I mean you're an inspiration
00:54:05I'm, not an inspiration. You so i'm not an inspiration. No, you are I mean you made so many sacrifices for everyone
00:54:13And everything you do is just it's not true
00:54:18Yeah, I didn't give up an nfl career found out I wasn't gonna get drafted and so I didn't enter
00:54:25I was never good enough
00:54:29I'm, not toasting to that
00:54:33Yeah, you know, you know who was good enough my brother jack
00:54:38So do it with me in honor of jack
00:54:56You want to know the truth though
00:55:00It was the uh the night of the state, uh championship game and and it was it was the last play
00:55:07so
00:55:09My brother, he throws it long to his favorite receiver a guy named
00:55:14Kemp
00:55:16so
00:55:16Kemp runs the wrong route and he calls my brother his perfect season
00:55:20so, you know, we can go out drinking after the backwoods of georgia wash it all away like like kids do and
00:55:28And so I tag along with my big bro
00:55:32And uh, so jack starts drinking and like everything else he was he was good at it
00:55:40Yeah, no matter how many shots he had you you could never tell that he was drunk now
00:55:44He just he just wouldn't let you see it
00:55:46And so that night final high school football game is done and he is just breaking all the records
00:55:54Truth is if every kid in that town worshiped him
00:55:58and
00:55:59The way he's throwing him back that night. He just he turned into a god
00:56:03And so they start chanting they start pushing him pushing him pushing him, you know, and and he's out for it begins
00:56:09Fuck
00:56:16The only guy that could keep up with him was you know
00:56:20Kemp
00:56:21So they went at it and I I tried to get him to stop but they they wouldn't listen to me
00:56:26So I just piped down and I let everybody worship jack
00:56:32I should have made him stop but uh, you know, I just I watched
00:56:37Oh and and the next thing, you know shot after shot and then
00:56:49And he just never woke back up
00:56:53I think he was he's you know, he was taking painkillers or something to cope with the pressure of being perfect
00:56:58I was probing for what babe?
00:57:00You are yeah, don't worry. I'm done flitting about
00:57:07Are you spying on me i'm filming you
00:57:11Unbelievable
00:57:12Yeah that you can't open up to me and it's talking to you is like being interviewed by tmz laney
00:57:18I mean you put that thing in my face every second of our lives together
00:57:22Maybe if you didn't hide your demons, maybe if you open up my demons
00:57:27How about your secrets what about ken
00:57:31I knew it
00:57:33I knew you were jealous. What would I have to be jealous of because I invited him?
00:57:43Where is he
00:57:46Where's that guy cam cam
00:57:52So
00:58:03Hey, hey camp, I got a question for you, man
00:58:06Why did you come back here?
00:58:09I got my reasons they have anything to do with her
00:58:13A lot. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You always regretted the one that got away, huh?
00:58:21I
00:58:24Didn't come here to steal my girl back my my girl my girl my bad
00:58:29I was never the one who stole her in the first place. You know that you left don't you that we had to go on?
00:58:33Without you here comes here. What comes go ahead
00:58:36I know you've been wanting to say this the whole time since i've gotten back here
00:58:39You wouldn't know what I want because you weren't around to know what it was like afterwards that me
00:58:43And her had to band together because we were all that we had me and laney. Is that why it happened? Yeah
00:58:48Yeah
00:58:50It happened because we were scared
00:58:53and alone
00:58:54Well, it's a good thing you had each other to band up with then isn't it?
00:58:58We did what we had to do to survive
00:59:01north cross, georgia
00:59:03dangerous place
00:59:04Man, you act like you're the only one who's been through some shit. Don't you question what I have been through?
00:59:09Okay, go ahead and call me a monster. Go ahead and say that I killed jack
00:59:13Go ahead and blame me for everything that happened. I never blamed you for what happened
00:59:17Go ahead and blame me. Are you ever playing? Yeah, you did never fucking blame me for it. I never blamed you man
00:59:27I never blamed you for what happened. I blamed you for leaving
00:59:36I always felt like I had two big brothers when I was growing up
00:59:41And the night I lost one of them the other one abandoned me
00:59:48I needed you man, and you weren't there for me
00:59:56We don't need you anymore
01:00:04But oh good god i'm paying attention
01:00:18Is
01:00:38Please don't go
01:00:48Please please don't go
01:01:04Would always feel a couple hours
01:01:18Do
01:01:26This is what I do, right
01:01:28Cross boundaries invade people's space. Give me the book lady. Why are you just a jar head now dead inside?
01:01:37What did you see you think I asked too much of people?
01:01:42This was a mistake
01:01:44I shouldn't have come back. I didn't invite you here to
01:01:53Let's face it our lives have all been a mess since that night since you left
01:02:01But I just thought that maybe if I invited you back you could help us straighten things out again
01:02:08I
01:02:10Can't fix things
01:02:12You know that i'm only good for messing them up. I don't believe that and neither do you?
01:02:16Well, it doesn't matter what I believe
01:02:19All that matters is the evidence. Can I examine it for you?
01:02:23You're a small town kid and you came back a war hero. I did not come back a war hero
01:02:29Who am I talking to?
01:02:31You're not going to con me into thinking you're some kind of grunting insensitive troglodyte
01:02:36I know you better than that. I don't know that word. Yes, you do
01:02:41It's in here
01:02:43You don't know me anymore i'm telling you who I am
01:02:49I'm just a dishonorably discharged soldier. Well, if that's how you see yourself, then it must be true
01:02:56I'm an idiot for thinking that I see more in you
01:03:01How do you see yourself laney
01:03:04I mean you tell me that i'm detached but all you do is
01:03:10Observe others
01:03:13You jump to the nearest ship
01:03:16All those years
01:03:19You never reached out to me
01:03:21I'm reaching out to you now. Why?
01:03:25Why now
01:03:29Because it was a good excuse
01:03:33I
01:03:37Just stop hiding from me talk to me, please
01:03:44Later I know what you're doing here and I tell me a story
01:03:50You want me to tell you a cute little story yes
01:03:56All right, um
01:04:00My my best one is uh
01:04:03afghanistan
01:04:06I'm over there with my buddy davy
01:04:09And we're crushing raw eggs and playing madden
01:04:13You know guy stuff
01:04:15And he starts to just he takes a dump a big
01:04:18Uh leaves the door open i'm trying to get away from the smell
01:04:21So I open up the the door and I see a bottle of pills flying right by their valiums
01:04:28And I might have a certain personal association with valiums and so I take them and I try to do the right thing snatch them
01:04:35and uh later that night
01:04:38I wake up to the
01:04:40Sound of mortar fire
01:04:46It's davy just pounding on my doors like do you think i'm an addict you don't trust me
01:04:52I felt bad
01:04:54So in a lifetime full of bad decisions
01:04:58I made the second worst one of my life
01:05:02I gave him back. I not only gave him back. I did one myself. I mean
01:05:07I didn't want him to think I didn't trust him
01:05:10So the next morning the triggers man we go wheels up just davy suddenly runs out and goes to a wall for a better vantage
01:05:16point he made
01:05:17No sense
01:05:18And I yell at him to get back
01:05:22He looked at me like
01:05:24Fuck you
01:05:30Boom and a cloud of smoke
01:05:38There were no last words
01:05:42He was gone
01:05:48Yeah
01:05:54You remember how I told you that my brother was on pills
01:05:59Pills
01:06:04I know he was taking them
01:06:11I don't I don't do that
01:06:17Yeah, but I never told anybody I
01:06:22I just watched
01:06:26Well, you can take them if you want
01:06:32Yeah
01:06:36Kind of turns me on
01:06:46I mean look at what happens to everybody around me
01:06:49It's not because of you well, it's because of the decisions that I make I mean starting with the first one
01:07:01Competing with
01:07:03Jack come on. He didn't know well. I knew that I was just some local kid and
01:07:10He was jack
01:07:13And I had to prove myself
01:07:16You know
01:07:19All my life no one's ever believed in me
01:07:23not
01:07:25Anybody in that town
01:07:30Nobody in the military
01:07:33Not even jack
01:07:36Just you
01:07:45I loved you so much lady
01:07:48I
01:07:52And you're there cheering for me
01:07:59I couldn't let you down
01:08:06And I did let you down no, no, yeah
01:08:13Yeah
01:08:17I left because I couldn't bear to see your face
01:08:22See your eyes
01:08:26That would have killed me
01:08:37I know what you intended
01:08:40I
01:08:42Know who you are
01:08:48Do you
01:08:51Do you still believe in me
01:09:01I believe in you because I know you
01:09:05And i'm the only person I got to see that
01:09:09Is
01:09:14If you're the person that I think you are show us
01:09:19Don't hide it anymore
01:09:39So
01:10:10Oh
01:10:30Let's win
01:10:33So
01:10:37Okay, guys, I just want to say a couple quick words
01:10:40So this is what we've been waiting for right the open first round of qualifying for the games
01:10:45Five weeks of workouts determine the ranking and the top 30 teams move on to regionals
01:10:51You guys have come
01:10:52So far and I am so so proud of you. Let's keep it up
01:11:02So
01:11:17Get up get up get up three got this
01:11:23Yes, look at me stay with me stay with me look at me that's it's over
01:11:33Come on be a beast for me. I know you got it
01:11:38Come on keep going go go go ahead and say that I killed jack. I know that you did with my frustrations
01:11:49There's no direction
01:12:02Away
01:12:19But you know
01:12:32Oh
01:12:57All right, I liked it
01:12:59Oh my god 25th. Yeah, we should be good to make it. We just have one more round to go guys
01:13:04Just need a decent finish, right? Yeah, right. All right next heat
01:13:08Amy and cam. Yeah
01:13:11me
01:13:21All right, here we go, all right, here we go three two one go
01:13:29Yeah
01:13:34Nice
01:13:36So
01:13:57All right, can't pace it out and slow down pace it out
01:14:07So
01:14:10What
01:14:32All right
01:14:40Come on guys, you're almost done. All right, come on
01:14:58Topher I need you to go big now. All right, don't slow down. I need you to lay it on the line here. All right
01:15:04All right, all right final heat, let's go three two one go
01:15:28Topher pace it out faster. Hopefully you just saw what happened with him. Keep the pace down
01:15:34Pick up the bar. It's over. Let's go. Maybe you can keep it up the whole time
01:16:00Come on man
01:16:05Oh
01:16:20All right your turn
01:16:31Yeah, come on
01:16:35What
01:16:3830 seconds
01:16:44That's where you gotta come on
01:17:04Yeah
01:17:20Everybody ready
01:17:27Sorry guys, we missed it
01:17:34Yeah
01:17:38Are you sure those are the final scores maybe it's just a final
01:17:43It's over
01:17:46One spot
01:17:47You know that we're in spot 31st place might as well be last
01:17:52No offense coach
01:17:54You show up this morning like you've been through a war zone. What's that? Is that right eat?
01:17:57There's only one real soldier here, huh?
01:18:00It's just an expression
01:18:03You know, you're right
01:18:05I did put myself on the line
01:18:07He didn't do it for us like you came to the rescue like some hero. Guess what kemp you didn't
01:18:14You came up just short
01:18:18Like always
01:18:33I'm a bad guy. This is uh, this is who I am
01:18:45I'm the bad guy
01:18:48So
01:19:01You know, I I I just I don't just I don't get it
01:19:06Why
01:19:08Did he have to?
01:19:11Why why why would jack have to prove himself because he had nothing to prove?
01:19:18He was he was perfect
01:19:22That's what they expected
01:19:27You don't want to let anyone down
01:19:32I guess that's why
01:19:36That's why
01:19:39That's why he had to take the pills because he wanted to numb himself to everything that was
01:19:47wrong
01:19:49I walked in on him
01:19:53Passed out
01:19:54on the bathroom
01:19:56floor
01:19:57white
01:19:59dust on his nose and then yeah, I didn't know what was happening because I was
01:20:0412 years old. I didn't know I didn't know what was happening
01:20:08You know what, but I knew it was wrong and I felt it
01:20:11And I loved him
01:20:13And I loved
01:20:17God
01:20:19Oh my gosh, oh my god
01:20:30I knew
01:20:39He was gone he was gone
01:20:47I shook him I shook him I said jack wake up wake up and when he I didn't you know, I just loved him
01:21:00And I never told anyone
01:21:03And I'm not even myself. I shut it out. I made it
01:21:07That it didn't even happen and I just want it so
01:21:11bad
01:21:14I don't want to play with him to make it. Okay
01:21:19I've always known and I can feel the gap. I can feel the I hope that you can see me now
01:21:30I'm not my brother. Oh my god. I've always tried to be him
01:21:37I
01:21:42Tried to be perfect
01:22:07I tried to fill the gap
01:22:37Do
01:23:07Do
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