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00:00Hey, Dad. Yes, son? It seems like there are so many big problems in the world.
00:06How is our government working to solve them? Well, son, it's a bit complicated.
00:11Can you tell me? I'm not sure. Well, can you sing it for me?
00:17Hmm, maybe I can. It's a little like this.
00:22You're screwed. Yeah, you're totally screwed.
00:26There's ten billion people and not enough food.
00:29They're cutting down the forest. The Earth's getting hotter.
00:32The air's full of poison and so is the water.
00:35You're screwed. You're one screwed little dude.
00:38The ocean's a sewer full of crap that's been spewed.
00:41Everyone's obese and hooked on narcotics.
00:44Infectious diseases are resistant antibiotics.
00:48I reluctantly must conclude.
00:50You're screwed. You're screwed. You're screwed.
00:54Gee, so you're saying my generation faces the imminent prospect of a bleak and potentially apocalyptic future?
01:01That's right, son. And our politicians are too busy fighting to do anything about it.
01:06I think I understand. But let me see if I've got this straight.
01:10I'm screwed. All us kids, we're all screwed.
01:13Our Congress is dysfunctional. Gridlock has ensued.
01:16The squabble and fight while all our problems are festered.
01:19Solutions getting stonewalled, filibustered, and sequestered.
01:23So I'm screwed. You're screwed. That's the right attitude.
01:27It's a tragic situation, and to which I've been clued.
01:30Our problems are bad and they're not getting better.
01:33Well, at least for global warming I don't have to wear a sweater.
01:36Now you're thinking. Infrastructure's crumbling. The schools are a joke.
01:41I'll spend my life paying for the mistakes of the old folk.
01:46Yeah, I don't mean to be rude, but you're hosed.
01:50I'm f***ed.
01:52No, I'm screwed.
01:56And that's how our government works, son.
01:59Boy, Dad, they really suck.
02:02Yes, they do, son. They really suck.
02:05OL, you want to get drunk?
02:07Again?