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00:00hahahahaha
00:08Mother, I am ready.
00:15Very good, my son gets ready very quickly.
00:22Go quickly, the school bus has arrived.
00:28Good bye mother.
00:30Good bye my love.
00:33Rehmu, Imran is not ready yet.
00:36Oh wow, there are so many delicious things to eat here.
00:43Today I will disappear and enjoy all of this.
00:47But I will show it to Imran and Imran's daddy.
00:51Okay.
00:56This is the limit, I think his daddy is not ready yet.
01:00This is the limit, I think his daddy is not ready yet.
01:03What should I do, he troubles me a lot in the morning.
01:09Rehmu baba, the tea is still hot.
01:12Where did the egg plate go?
01:16This is the limit, where did you keep it?
01:18I just kept it here.
01:20You are amazing Rehmu baba.
01:22If you kept it here, then there is a ghost in the house who took it.
01:25But madam, where did it go?
01:28Where did it go?
01:30This is the limit Rehmu baba.
01:31You didn't eat it yourself.
01:33God forgive me, at this age.
01:35This is the limit at this age.
01:38Look madam, this was the plate.
01:41Who ate his dessert?
01:43Even I am surprised at this age.
01:45This is the limit.
01:47Who told you to pick up a fake plate from the kitchen?
01:49Go and get another plate.
01:51Okay.
01:52Go quickly.
01:55What a problem.
01:59Sit here.
02:01Brother, please come.
02:03Today I have specially made egg French style dessert for you.
02:08Oh wonderful.
02:09I will definitely eat.
02:10Uncle, eat carefully.
02:12There are also crocodile eggs here.
02:14Imran, don't talk to uncle like this.
02:17If I could, I would blow this Charlie Chaplin uncle's moustache.
02:21Blow his head too.
02:22Quiet son.
02:23Imran, whom are you talking to?
02:25No one mom.
02:27I was telling uncle that...
02:29Hurry up Imran.
02:30It's time for school.
02:31My dear younger sister, egg dessert is not coming.
02:34Coming sir, coming.
02:37It's here.
02:38Egg dessert is here.
02:39Oh, at this age?
02:40Yes.
02:41Crocodile egg dessert.
02:43Imran, have breakfast quietly.
02:45It's time for school.
02:47Imran, should I do it?
02:49Do it, do it.
02:50Okay.
02:51Imran.
02:52Son, have you gone mad?
02:54Whom are you talking to?
02:56He is talking to me, dear.
02:57No problem.
02:58It's too much, no problem.
02:59First of all, these two are mad.
03:01Oh, very good.
03:03The dessert is very good.
03:05Brother, in America, you must be eating Hapshi dessert.
03:10This is not Hapshi dessert.
03:11I used to eat Hapshi.
03:13You are absolutely right.
03:15Imran, what do you mean?
03:17What Imran means is...
03:19In America, Hapshi dessert is a lot.
03:21Isn't it, son?
03:22Yes.
03:24In America, you can also get elephant egg dessert.
03:27My old brother.
03:28Old brother?
03:29Begum, take care of your weird brother.
03:32You keep quiet.
03:33Take care of him.
03:34Yes, brother.
03:35It's good, isn't it?
03:36Uncle, do you bring an elephant from America?
03:40Elephant's son.
03:41Government doesn't allow.
03:46Brother, these eggs are very good.
03:48You should eat them too.
03:49You should ask me too sometime.
03:52Eat, eat.
03:54My God, where is the plate?
03:57The plate was here just now.
03:59Where did it go?
04:01This is too much.
04:02Rehmu.
04:04Yes, madam.
04:05I don't know where the plate is.
04:07I don't know what is happening today.
04:08The plate is missing again.
04:09Go and get the dessert in another plate.
04:11My dear younger sister, where is the dessert?
04:13Where went?
04:15I don't know.
04:16I don't know what is happening today.
04:19I got it.
04:20I got it.
04:21My dessert is here.
04:23Who ate half of it?
04:24Brother, you must have eaten it.
04:26Check in your stomach.
04:28Yes, uncle.
04:29I saw you eating it.
04:31I eat egg pudding.
04:33Okay.
04:34It's not egg pudding, uncle.
04:36Egg pudding.
04:38Oh, wonderful.
04:40Come on, son.
04:41It's time for school.
04:42And I also have to reach office.
04:44Where is your school bag?
04:45Brother, it's in the balcony.
04:46Hurry up.
04:47Hurry up.
04:48Hurry up, Imran.
04:49We are getting late.
04:51The boys are becoming useless.
04:58Come on, kids.
04:59Sit down.
05:00We are getting late.
05:04Brother Nastoor.
05:05Don't trouble this American uncle too much.
05:09I will only trouble him so much
05:10that he runs away from here.
05:13Uncle is not at all smart.
05:15Oh, wow.
05:17This is the Mahabharata, brother.
05:20Hey, Nastoor.
05:21Do come during half-vacation.
05:23We will play cricket.
05:24Yes, yes.
05:25I will definitely come, my little friend.
05:45Oh, my God.
06:15Yes.
06:24Yes.
06:25Yes.
06:39Yes.
06:40Yes.
06:45Yes.
06:53Out.
07:04Out, out.
07:05The wicket didn't fall.
07:07The ball fell in front of me.
07:08Are you out of your mind?
07:16Out.
07:29It's better to give than not to give.
07:33Look, brothers.
07:34This Madhari doesn't know any magic.
07:36He wants to fool all of us and take money.
07:39Hey, brother.
07:40Why do you kick me?
07:42When did I say that I am a magician?
07:46Do you want to fool us?
07:49Hey, brother.
07:50Let me earn some money for my children.
07:54Look, brothers.
07:55This is the age of science.
07:56There is no magic in this era.
07:58Hey, brothers.
07:59I only show the cleanliness of my hands.
08:03You show the cleanliness of your hands.
08:04Okay.
08:05Then remove this cap and show me.
08:06And if you remove this cap,
08:08I will give you a reward of 100 rupees.
08:10The entire audience is listening.
08:12Hey, brother.
08:13Hey, brother.
08:14Hey, new soldier.
08:15Forgive me.
08:16Forgive me.
08:18Hey, Nastoor.
08:19We should help this poor Madhari.
08:22I was also thinking the same.
08:24Forgive me.
08:25Forgive me.
08:26Madhari, accept this man's challenge.
08:29The cap will disappear.
08:31So, who are you?
08:36Where are you speaking from?
08:38Do what I say.
08:40The cap will disappear.
08:42You just chant a mantra and blow it.
08:45The cap will disappear.
08:47Who are you?
08:51Look, brothers.
08:52This Madhari has gone mad.
08:54But I will take his life.
08:56Yes.
08:57Remove this cap.
08:58Or announce that you will never wear the cap again.
09:02Say yes.
09:03Say yes.
09:04Say yes.
09:05Yes.
09:06Yes.
09:07Yes.
09:08You can wear it.
09:09Remove your cap.
09:10Remove your cap.
09:11Or announce that you will never wear the cap again.
09:13Say yes.
09:14Say yes.
09:15Say yes.
09:16You can wear it.
09:17Yes or no.
09:18Remove this cap.
09:19Remove your cap.
09:20You can wear it.
09:21Remove the cap.
09:22Yes or no.
09:23Oh, God.
09:24Oh, pious God.
09:25Protect my honour.
09:26Oh, God.
09:27Protect my honour.
09:28Oh, sage, the beggar.
09:29Remove the cap.
09:30Remove the cap.
09:31Now, bring my reward.
09:32Rupee 100.
09:33Take this 100 rupee note. But at least tell me where my cap is.
09:41I swear I don't even know where your cap is.
09:54Hey Imran, you go to your class. I will go to the sky.
09:59People will gather after seeing you fly.
10:01You don't worry. I will show it to them when they need it.
10:05Okay. Bye.
10:07Bye.
10:15Why did I wear a hat like this?
10:19I should have worn this.
10:31Thief! Thief! Thief!
10:41What happened?
10:42He took my purse.
11:01Thief! Thief! Thief!
11:32Give me back my purse.
11:34Get out of my way or I will shoot you.
11:37Give me back my purse.
11:39Why are you calling your death?
11:41Get out of my way or you will die.
11:43Give me back my purse.
11:45If you have come to die, then take this.
11:54You have wasted your bullet.
11:57Take this.
12:02Won't you give me back my purse?
12:07Please forgive me.
12:09Take this purse.
12:11Leave me.
12:31Thank God!
12:51How much sugar should I add, Mr. Kastur?
12:53I am not Kastur. I am Kastur.
12:57Yes, son. His name is Fantoor.
13:00Yes, I know.
13:02Mr. Taimu, go out and buy some dried frogs.
13:07Iron them too.
13:09Dear, if possible, iron my clothes too.
13:14If possible, iron my clothes too.
13:16Don't ask me to do it.
13:17Ask me to do it.
13:19As if I have no other work.
13:21Mr. Taimu, you are still here.
13:24Didn't you hear what I said?
13:25Madam, let me make tea for Mr. Kastur first.
13:30My hands are itching.
13:34What has happened to you, Mr. Taimu?
13:36Taimu, have you gone mad?
13:38Mom, Mr. Taimu has gone mad.
13:44Mr. Kastur has gone mad.
13:47Another mad person has come to this house.
13:53Mr. Kastur.
13:55Mr. Kastur.
13:57Now you take care of him.
14:11He has sat down again.
14:12It's okay now. Go and get the frogs quickly.
14:14Go quickly, quickly, quickly.
14:16This is the limit.
14:22Oh, the aroma of tea is coming.
14:24Will I also have tea?
14:27What trouble have we got ourselves into?
14:32Uncle, can I have a math exam, please?
14:35First, let me have tea, pastry and mathematics.
14:38Eat slowly.
14:40She is not running anywhere.
14:42I am eating slowly, slowly.
14:44Mr. Kastur, you must have eaten grass with tea in Africa.
14:48There is a very long grass.
14:50Uncle, what did you eat there?
14:54This is the limit.
14:56What nonsense are you arguing about?
14:58You should stop arguing sometimes.
15:00Imran has asked his uncle correctly.
15:02This is the limit.
15:04I am fed up of you.
15:06You will only get fed up of spoiling my children.
15:08We used to eat pistachio-almond barfi there.
15:11Eating pistachio-almond barfi.
15:14Okay?
15:23I am hungry.
15:25I am hungry.
15:27I am hungry.
15:29I am hungry.
15:31I am hungry.
15:33I am hungry.
15:35I am hungry.
15:37I am hungry.
15:39I am hungry.
15:41I am hungry.
15:43I am hungry.
15:45I am hungry.
15:47I am hungry.
15:49I am hungry.
15:51I am hungry.
15:53I am hungry.
16:05This is your room.
16:09This is your room.
16:11Everyone in this house is crazy.
16:14I think I should go out and have tea.
16:16If I stay in this room for some more time, I will go crazy.
16:19It's good that one crazy person is less.
16:23Uncle, should I give you more pistachio-almond barfi?
16:26Oh no!
16:28Kachura!
16:30Kachura!
16:49Come on.
16:51Come on.
16:53Come on.
16:55I'm Chanda, you're Kachura.
16:57Come and eat kachura.
16:59Come on.
17:01Come on.
17:03I'm Bill Batori.
17:05Come on, come on.
17:07Come on, come on, come on.
17:09Come on, come on, come on.
17:11Come on, come on, come on.
17:13You scared me a lot, Hamoon.
17:17What do you want? What do you ask for?
17:21What do you want?
17:23Bilbatore, you know, Bilbatore,
17:26that the Samiri sorceress has thrown me out of her court.
17:32I've been looking for a djinn for 3,500 years
17:36who has been thrown out of Kaukav.
17:39I know. I recognize. I know.
17:43Go on. Go on.
17:45Bilbatore, you know, Bilbatore,
17:48tell me the whereabouts of a djinn
17:50who has been thrown out of Kaukav
17:52so that I can control him
17:54and get a job in the Samiri sorceress' court again.
18:03Yes, Moon.
18:04The djinn has come to this world.
18:08In the city, in the village,
18:11in the city, in the city, in this city, in this city.
18:15He's not a witch. He's my dear sister.
18:19Tell me his whereabouts.
18:21Devil, devil, make your nose longer.
18:25And I'll go to the Samiri sorceress' court.
18:29Tell me his whereabouts.
18:31Yes, Moon.
18:33The djinn's life is in a map of Sulemani
18:36which is always with him in the form of a talisman
18:40and as long as the map of Sulemani is with him,
18:43no spell of yours will affect him.
18:46No, no, no, Bilbatore.
18:48Bilbatore, just tell me his whereabouts.
18:50I'll do the rest of the work myself.
18:53Listen to me.
18:55Just a few words.
18:57You stupid snake, Moon.
18:59Bring your ear closer to mine.
19:02Hurry!
19:03No, no, no, no.
19:04I have three eyes and three ears.
19:07The djinn has eaten one of my ears.
19:10Tell me from there.
19:12I'm going.
19:14No, no, I'm going.
19:16No, no, Bilbatore.
19:18You're not a witch.
19:20You're my dear sister.
19:22Okay, I'll bring my ear closer.
19:24Come on, tell me his whereabouts.
19:28Oh!
19:29Oh!
19:30Oh!
19:31Okay, okay.
19:32Now tell me his name, his map, and his whereabouts.
19:36I've told you the mansion where the djinn is staying.
19:40You do one thing.
19:41Go there in the form of a talisman.
19:44Show the monkey's show.
19:46Watch the show.
19:48Watch the show.
19:50The monkey will go to the man of the house
19:53and stand there.
19:55That's it.
19:56He'll be the one who has the talisman.
19:59He'll be the one.
20:01He'll be your djinn.
20:03Yes.
20:04You're not a witch, dad.
20:06You're my dear sister.
20:07Oh, djinn, I'm coming.
20:10I'm coming to control you.
20:13Listen, listen, listen.
20:15The man you're standing next to,
20:18you have to take off his coat.
20:20You have to take it off.
20:21You have to borrow it.
20:22You have to lend it.
20:23I think the talisman is somewhere in the coat.
20:27Okay?
20:28I'm coming.
20:29I'm the djinn of the coat.
20:31You won't be able to escape me.
20:33I'm coming to control you.
20:35I'm coming with my monkey.
20:38I'm coming.
20:39No one can stop me.
20:40No one can stop me.
20:42Catch me if you can.
20:53No one can stop me.