Greek Life Season 1 Episode 8
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00:00You are now watching Now That's TV.
00:31Welcome to Season Fuckin' Two!
00:41Welcome to Season Fuckin' Brooklyn!
01:00Welcome to Now That's TV!
01:31You're crazy, bro!
01:32Help!
01:34Help me!
01:35Some shit you just don't do.
01:37You gotta have some respect for yourself.
01:39What y'all mean, you can't bring that bitch down here!
01:41I'm gon' catch my fate, and it's gon' be like that with me and my twin.
01:46I have a little bitch get run up on me.
01:48Pick a side now, or y'all can go the fuck out.
01:50Now say something, bitch!
01:52Go out!
01:53Bitches is fighting bitches that don't wanna fight.
01:56We gon' have to get this big bitch out.
01:58Irving, your stay has expired.
02:18Why are you shitting on me?
02:19The ultimate smackdown.
02:20Why are you shitting on me?
02:21In five.
02:23Four.
02:25Three.
02:27Two.
02:32Go fuck now.
02:49You are now watching Now That's TV.
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03:23Run that, Matt.
03:24Run that, Matt.
03:26Close the door!
03:27Close the door!
03:29Close the door!
03:30Close the door!
03:43Got my wife back.
03:44I was giving it to the nigga.
03:46It was some fucking water on the floor.
03:48I tripped.
03:51I hit my knee.
03:52I was hot.
03:53I wanted to keep on running it.
03:54But I got a box in my jaw at 28.
03:56So, we can say that shit for the ring.
03:58And we gon' see what's up when the niggas gotta come shoulders.
04:24Man, let's go.
04:26Get one more wipe down on this, y'all.
04:28It's still wet.
04:32Duke did the same thing he always do.
04:34Get me in the grab lock.
04:36You a grabbing ass nigga.
04:38Grab ass nigga.
04:39Fuck out of here.
04:40You didn't give me no business.
04:41Duke said he gave me the business.
04:43But he wasn't on no business.
04:46I'm standing on big business.
04:47My grand and him.
04:50I ain't never had my nose busted.
04:53Why was I on the floor wet?
04:54Stay right here.
04:57Stay in the room.
04:58No, I won't fight.
04:59No, stay in the room.
05:00No, maybe I slipped and fell.
05:01It doesn't matter.
05:02Stay in the room.
05:03I look stupid.
05:04I slipped and fell on my teammate.
05:05You do not need to stay in the room.
05:09Hey.
05:10Talk to me like that.
05:11Like, you can't.
05:12I ain't never around, bro.
05:13I slipped on the floor.
05:14I don't know.
05:21This nigga snapped me, bro.
05:22I did not just slip and fell.
05:23That's not even cool.
05:24I'm walking past.
05:25I ain't do nothing, bro.
05:26I've been chilling the whole time.
05:27I could have been caught off on this nigga.
05:29That's weird.
05:30It's crazy because I fuck with both of y'all.
05:32And I'm not going to say I fuck with.
05:33That's weird.
05:34I ain't do nothing.
05:35I fuck with both of y'all.
05:36I ain't do nothing, bro.
05:37Nigga, you've been in my house.
05:38I understand that.
05:39I fuck with you, bro.
05:40Mac, he cool as hell.
05:41All right.
05:42So that's how I see.
05:43You see how you have those ideas?
05:44In my world, we don't do that.
05:45I don't fuck with people who my people.
05:48I say if you fuck with him, I'm not going to fuck with him.
05:49That's just respect.
05:50Okay.
05:51I don't fuck with both sides, nigga.
05:52So that's how I get you.
05:53I agree.
05:54But like I said, you don't know what the situation is.
05:55So I'm not going to.
05:56Nice.
05:57But that's what I already explained to you.
05:58Like I said, that's all.
05:59It's not bad that he has this perspective.
06:00Yeah.
06:01But what I'm saying at the end of the day, this is what I'm saying at the end of the
06:02day.
06:03I get you.
06:04I fuck with you and I fuck with him.
06:05If one of y'all don't want to fuck with me, that's perfectly fine.
06:06I'm still going to have the same respect for you.
06:07Yeah.
06:08But what I'm saying is this.
06:10You are one of the highest fucking athletes here.
06:11And you're not on my team.
06:12How the fuck can I get a full experience of competition if you're not able to perform
06:13at a 100 percent?
06:14You can be able to perform at 90, but that 10 percent, you're going to be looking over
06:15your shoulder all the time.
06:16Fuck away, nigga.
06:17Call a producer and sit down and talk about that shit.
06:18You got anything in the bar?
06:19You got anything in the bar?
06:20You got anything in the bar?
06:21You got anything in the bar?
06:22You got anything in the bar?
06:23You got anything in the bar?
06:24You got anything in the bar?
06:25You got anything in the bar?
06:26You got anything in the bar?
06:27You got anything in the bar?
06:28You got anything in the bar?
06:29You got anything in the bar?
06:30You got anything in the bar?
06:31You got anything in the bar?
06:32You got anything in the bar?
06:33You got anything in the bar?
06:34You got anything in the bar?
06:35You got anything in the bar?
06:36You got anything in the bar?
06:37You got anything in the bar?
06:38You got anything in the bar?
06:39You got anything in the bar?
06:40You got anything in the bar?
06:41You got anything in the bar?
06:42You got anything in the bar?
06:43You got anything in the bar?
06:44You got anything in the bar?
06:45You got anything in the bar?
06:46You got anything in the bar?
06:47You got anything in the bar?
06:48You got anything in the bar?
06:49You got anything in the bar?
06:50You got anything in the bar?
06:51You got anything in the bar?
06:52You got anything in the bar?
06:53You got anything in the bar?
06:54You got anything in the bar?
06:55Alright, y'all.
06:56So, I brought y'all here for a private meeting because I feel like this is something that
07:02the team captains can handle.
07:07Alright, so you guys know that Cashy left.
07:11But Cashy is dying to come back and he's calling you out, Kalon.
07:15So, he's calling you out saying that he can beat you and he wants to take your spot.
07:21Uh, we need security to search everything again.
07:24Okay.
07:25Are you sure?
07:26That's the headcount?
07:27I am.
07:28What did you learn about this one day?
07:30Oh, I learned to shut my fat ass up when necessary.
07:34Especially when you don't know who you're talking to.
07:36Because Queen told me I was going home and I told her no.
07:39And she said, nigga, please send me on my way.
07:42And had me begging on hands and knees.
07:44So, I'm back.
07:45And I'm ready to focus on the games.
07:49I declined.
07:50We declined.
07:51Fuck that.
07:52I declined.
07:53No shame.
07:54We declined, Aubrey.
07:55He's fired.
07:56Goodbye.
07:57Everybody.
07:58Aubrey, listen.
07:59Stop.
08:00Stop.
08:01Oh, yeah.
08:02We declined.
08:03So.
08:04I declined four more.
08:05We declined.
08:07He's fired.
08:08No.
08:09His show is over.
08:10Sorry.
08:11Loser.
08:12We're not taking that.
08:13We're not taking that.
08:14We're not taking that.
08:15We're not taking that.
08:16We're not taking that.
08:18We're not taking that.
08:19We're not taking that.
08:22Especially not no big dog.
08:23We're not taking that.
08:24We're not taking that.
08:25You're not getting a moment to come back to fight.
08:27Especially not no big dog.
08:28You already got sent home.
08:29You trying to come back to fight?
08:30I just feel like.
08:31I'm definitely.
08:32No.
08:33He might just come back to play.
08:34It's good.
08:35Y'all trying to fight to get there?
08:37He wants to fight.
08:38I already got him.
08:39Y'all trying to fight.
08:40She already got her members.
08:42I'm already down with my members.
08:44They gonna fight.
08:45They gonna fight.
08:46I just don't know if they gonna fight anyway
08:47that they done got unarmed at home.
08:49That's a long way to go, man.
08:51That's what?
08:52That's what?
08:53No.
08:54Bring him in.
08:55Little white thing on TV.
08:56Listen.
08:58I told y'all, we parallel parking everything.
09:00I'm not putting him in this thing.
09:01Bring him in.
09:08Baby, listen.
09:09Like I said, I feel like he's fired.
09:12My 100K is on the line for this shit.
09:14Bitch, he's not about to come take no spot or damage me,
09:16period.
09:17Bitch, this is my shit, and I'm owning it.
09:19Fuck out of here.
09:20We're gonna take that bitch out.
09:21Fuck out of here.
09:22We're gonna take that bitch out, and if we
09:23gotta take the whole team out, we gonna do that.
09:25No shade.
09:26Let him bring him in.
09:28Bitch, you got a team behind you.
09:29You got all powerful people behind you.
09:31You're not by yourself.
09:32You're not standing by yourself.
09:34No deal or the deal?
09:35They can bring him in either way.
09:36If they bring him in, we're choosing violence.
09:39He not home already.
09:40You understand?
09:41My bitch has got my back.
09:42I'm not worried about that.
09:44Bye.
09:45Bye.
09:46You fucked it up on the first day, bitch.
09:47You should've knew how to act.
09:48Then you would've been able to sit with a bad bitch.
09:50You're not gonna sit with no bad bitch.
09:51You don't know how to act.
09:52The fuck you talking about?
09:53You don't even have no clout, OK?
09:55I don't understand where she's coming from.
09:57He not supposed to be seen.
09:58She don't want to fight.
09:59The person I came to fight don't want to fight.
10:00So I'm not going to fight him and look like a bully.
10:02But at the end of the day, if I'm going to go home,
10:04I'm going to fight him.
10:05Yeah, but we're not.
10:06I really want you to play.
10:07No, but you understand where I'm coming from with that,
10:09though, because I didn't come up here for nothing.
10:11So if I came up here and I'm finna go home,
10:13that bitch finna get fought.
10:14And I mean that.
10:15But if I'm finna stay, I'll leave the bitch alone.
10:17So it's up to them.
10:19I really feel like y'all should just give us our team member
10:21back and let us get and let us be able to play fair.
10:24You feel me?
10:25It's up to them.
10:26I really feel like production should just do that.
10:28And then you go come in on a bike.
10:29Because that was corny as fuck to have me come all the way
10:31back for nothing.
10:32But I feel like they should probably be.
10:33Y'all should've asked that boy, did he want to fight me,
10:34before I even came back.
10:35And if he would've said no, then I just would've never
10:37came back.
10:39It's corny.
10:40And then it's corny to me that y'all telling me that because
10:41he said that he don't want to fight me, I have to go.
10:43Yeah, but you know.
10:44What kind of jurisdiction do we have?
10:46The thing is, too, our team's kind of being in the same
10:48business.
10:49We're ironing teams.
10:50Okay, that's fine.
10:51He just fought somebody and broke they fucking nose.
10:54Now you don't want to fight me?
10:56That wasn't a person on our team.
10:58It was like.
10:59No, but I'm just saying.
11:00You've been fighting me.
11:01Why you don't want to fight no more?
11:03Like, why bitches don't be keeping that same energy?
11:06Everybody wanted me to be so scary.
11:08I'm glad y'all see the real scary shit.
11:10Everybody wanted me to be so scared.
11:12It's for 100K.
11:13No, but when you see motherfuckers, they think they're
11:15taking a victory because they got all them points.
11:17It's really irritating.
11:18Like, when you actually go there.
11:20You're going to be like this.
11:21All motherfuckers think they own it.
11:23But the only reason why we lose it is because we lost it.
11:26That's why I came for it.
11:28Where are you guys taking him?
11:30We're taking him upstairs.
11:36Where Dukey at?
11:38Where Dukey at?
11:41That shit weird out.
11:42These niggas sneak me.
11:43And I feel like everybody knew that shit was going to happen.
11:45Not just in the security or whatever.
11:46I feel like that shit was.
11:47I don't care.
11:48It's up to me.
11:49I got bullshit scratching my forehead and all that.
11:52Y'all trying to keep me away from the nigga.
11:54Let us fight.
11:55We two grown ass niggas.
11:56We signed a contract to fight.
11:58I'm my granny, nigga.
11:59I see the contract.
12:00It says we can scrap.
12:01So let that nigga through.
12:02Let me through.
12:03I'm not worried about nothing.
12:04How the nigga want to keep on fighting a nigga that put him to sleep?
12:07You're so weirdo.
12:08Because you put him to sleep, nigga.
12:10He want his leg back.
12:11You're not getting your leg back.
12:12You don't hit hard enough.
12:13I hear that.
12:14He's wet in there.
12:15He's wet.
12:16He burping.
12:17What?
12:18That's Duke?
12:19No.
12:20Oh.
12:21I would say let him out here.
12:22You ready?
12:26Mac, we got a couple days here, so.
12:28All right.
12:29I'm chilling.
12:30But this nigga, he study saying shit.
12:31He keep sneaking.
12:32If he's saying shit, I should be able to say shit, too.
12:34The same phone call that he was on?
12:36All right.
12:37Same phone call he had.
12:38Who?
12:39I feel like you made him do this.
12:49I'm chilling, but he study said shit, and then it was like.
12:53I'm cool.
12:54I'm cool.
12:55But I'm not.
12:56I don't want to give it a chance.
12:57I already gave it a chance.
12:58Right.
12:59This shit carry on from day job.
13:01Bro, we've been fighting since two shows ago.
13:03His knee's already fucked up.
13:06Calm down.
13:07Just let it go.
13:08Yeah, but this nigga.
13:09It's OK.
13:10He can't let it go if a nigga keeps sneaking him.
13:12That's all I'm saying.
13:13I just want to make sure.
13:14Because he was just saying some shit.
13:15He, like, brought up when I walked in my room.
13:17That's why I said something.
13:18When I walked in my room, he was like, what's up?
13:20That's why I said something.
13:21When I walked in my room, he brought up like this.
13:23Like, he was going to do something.
13:24I had security on you.
13:25I've seen that.
13:26Next time, I'm going to jump on you.
13:29It ain't that simple.
13:30Like, you're not going to see the fight, my brother.
13:33I'm cool.
13:34I'm chilling.
13:35But I'm going to pop my shit.
13:36Don't worry about it.
13:37You're not going to keep fighting, my brother.
13:38Sorry.
13:39It's just over something.
13:40It's just your pride.
13:41It's just your pride.
13:42The whole time, it's been over him being weird.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Even from the jump.
13:46I was never even trying to get into it with the nigga from the jump.
13:48If anybody watch Deja Vu, I'm playing with the females.
13:50I'm like, y'all going to let the hoes jump me?
13:52You know, like any nigga, you being a real nigga, you're supposed to jump in with the bro and get up on the females.
13:58All this pussy right here, you want to start arguing with a nigga.
14:00Where do you do that at?
14:02He wanted attention.
14:03You know, he got it.
14:04He got put to sleep.
14:05First of all, he's a superstar.
14:06He just, let me tell you something about the bus.
14:08He was like, his mom and dad did not like that.
14:18He was like, I don't like it.
14:19I don't like it.
14:20I don't like it.
14:21I don't like it.
14:22I don't like it.
14:23I don't like it.
14:24I don't like it.
14:25I don't like it.
14:26I don't like it.
14:27I don't like it.
14:28I don't like it.
14:29I don't like it.
14:30I don't like it.
14:31I don't like it.
14:32I don't like it.
14:33I don't like it.
14:34I don't like it.
14:35I don't like it.
14:36I don't like it.
14:37I don't like it.
14:38I don't like it.
14:39I don't like it.
14:40I don't like it.
14:41I don't like it.
14:42I don't like it.
14:43I don't like it.
14:44I don't like it.
14:45I don't like it.
14:46I don't like it.
14:47I don't like it.
14:48I don't like it.
14:49I don't like it.
14:50I don't like it.
14:51I had already kind of peeped the scene a little bit and I had looked up there were basically
15:13the rest of the Greek Life cast and production
15:15was turning up at.
15:17I guess bitches just couldn't stay.
15:19Billy Barbie, big ass, start throwing drinks on me.
15:22Of course, she's mad because she's a sweaty, fat ass bitch.
15:26Joc ended up telling me like, turn your back, Kashy.
15:29And next thing I know,
15:30Kalon tried to kick me in the back of my head.
15:31So this bitch finally wants some work
15:33because it was crazy to me that he wanted work in the club.
15:36But when I was just here and I was just asking your punk ass
15:39did you want to fight me?
15:40He was telling them no,
15:40and that she was ready for me to go home and then.
15:43And we acted good together.
15:51Y'all doing that to me.
15:53Y'all want me to fight so bad.
15:54You're doing it, bro.
16:01No, let me know that my sister.
16:08I know, I said, hey, hey, if that's what I get,
16:13I was over in the two sections.
16:18Y'all know what my name is, this bitch quality Kalon.
16:21We about to get this shit in every fucking chance I get.
16:24So when this bitch came outside the fucking club,
16:26soon as he hit the fucking doorstep,
16:28soon as he hit the door outside the club,
16:30I was on that bitch like white on rice.
16:43Once I hit this bitch, I was just blacked out.
16:45We was just fighting.
16:46All I know was I was fighting.
16:50He ran up on me.
16:51Shit, he was more ready than I was,
16:52but not ready enough because I worked that bitch down
16:55to the motherfucking ground.
16:56And I bet you that bitch won't never run up again.
16:58And if he do, he's going to get that again and again and again.
17:01And if we have a reunion,
17:02I'm going to beat that bitch up there too.
17:13Go on, Walid.
17:14Walid.
17:15Walid.
17:16Walid.
17:17Walid.
17:18Walid.
17:19Walid.
17:20Walid.
17:21Walid.
17:22Walid.
17:23Oh, no, hold it.
17:24Hold it.
17:25Hold it.
17:26Hold it.
17:27Hold it.
17:28I'm gonna run.
17:29Hold it.
17:30Hold it.
17:31I'm gonna run.
17:38This ho put a motherfucking something in a sock
17:41and came and swung at me.
17:43This big beluga whale, dumb, ugly, light-skinned,
17:46Miss Piggy-ass-looking bitch.
17:48Bitch, you big-ass hoe.
17:49You gon' come with a weapon.
17:52She clocking motherfuckers.
17:54You know I, Cologne is my boo.
17:56Cologne is my boo.
17:58When I seen that motherfucking sock, it was like, clock!
18:02And she had already...
18:04Watch your mouth.
18:06Watch your mouth.
18:11Hey!
18:12Watch your mouth.
18:13You're trying to book-rape yourself on a line!
18:18Muk-a-moe, Muk-a-moe!
18:23Hey!
18:26Go there, yo!
18:28We out!
18:29We out, crappie.
18:31Because I actually fucked with Kahlon, and to bring weapons and shit like that over a
18:39production set, y'all taking it too far.
18:42Y'all are taking it too fucking far, bro.
18:45I fucked him up and he snuck me.
19:15I'm fighting with you. You can't hit me. The only bitch was out here.
19:20In order for me to kind of some shit with Kahlon, I had to fight with him.
19:24I'm not here for that no more.
19:27We're not friends.
19:29You thought you was gonna bully me, and you thought you was gonna bully the girls.
19:34God humbled you.
19:36That girl had fresh surgery. You didn't care about her face.
19:39Why could you tell her how she get her man's back?
19:42She did her one.
19:44Yeah, because I would have did the same thing, but I'm a growing person.
19:47They're still young.
19:49Kenzie dumbass come up in my face, talk about,
19:52oh, I got your back, I got your back, I'm gonna jump in, I'm gonna jump in.
19:55That bitch came up in my face after the fight.
19:58I don't know if she jumped in or not.
20:00She just came up in my face, talking too stupid, and I just punched that bitch.
20:04Shut up, bitch.
20:05That's what the fuck you get for talking too close in my face, you dumbass bitch.
20:09Ivy, you're gonna get hit with this sock. I got it.
20:12I'm telling you now.
20:14Go to the van.
20:16I'm gonna hurt these girls.
20:17Go to the van.
20:19I'm gonna hurt these girls.
20:22Kashi, let's go.
20:24I just got snuck, and I still beat her up.
20:27I beat her down to the ground, and I still got snuck.
20:29I thought you got kicked off the show. Why are you here?
20:31I'll see y'all tomorrow.
20:33Kashi and Ant, god damn, it's over for y'all.
20:37Y'all not on Greek life.
20:39Damn, popping up like Smiley.
20:41You come over here.
20:43You gotta get out of here.
20:45Right now.