No Deadpool 3 spoilers, just a video dedicated to Deadpool pissing off Homelander. The crossover The Boys Season 4 was missing.
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00:00It's time to make a chimichangas.
00:20I know, I know.
00:21Don't unzip your pants yet, guys.
00:22Give me some.
00:24Give me some.
00:25Ladies and gentlemen, I am excited to introduce the new leader of the seven, Deadpool.
00:32Let's take a look.
00:39Introducing the new leader of the seven, Deadpool.
00:43Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:44An unstoppable mercenary with sublime reflexes.
00:49Helping to protect America by eliminating terrorist organizations that threaten our country.
00:57An unstoppable mercenary with sublime reflexes.
01:05Fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:07To explain why I've pissed Homelander off, I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago.
01:16I'd gone international.
01:18Oh, my son.
01:22Then some chick noticed me on the news.
01:24And next thing you know, I was invited to attend Herogasm.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:30I know what it looks like.
01:32This octopus was sick.
01:33My first movie in the Vought cinematic universe.
01:37And then, the board wants to make you captain of the seven.
01:42What?
01:43I did not tell him to do that.
01:45Absolutely not.
01:48Oh, my God.
01:58Oh.
01:59Oh, hello.
02:01Please, it's urgent.
02:05Not the shit basket.
02:09Fucker.
02:13Oh, that's not good.
02:15No, no, no.
02:17Oh, you're not gonna walk that one off.
02:21We're down 68% in morning trading, 20% in the last 15 minutes.
02:25Edit 19, start a buyback.
02:26Yes, sir.
02:28What did you do?
02:30Something I should have done a long time ago.
02:34I set things straight.
02:43Did either of you know about it before the news broke?
02:46No.
02:47Absolutely not.
02:48Turns out, Deadpool's a war criminal.
02:50We're just as hurt and upset and confused as ever.
02:56What am I gonna do, Al?
02:58It was my fault.
02:59I fucking did this.
03:00I think you chose initiative.
03:03And just like that, I got kicked out of the seven.
03:06Which means I won't get to see my buddy Black Noir again.
03:09But hey, at least we learned that Africans can afford cell phones.
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