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00:00The following video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:06It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:10Please do not imitate.
00:12I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please do not imitate.
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00:30The following video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:32It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:34It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:36It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:38It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:40It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:42It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:44It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:46It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:48It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:50It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:52It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:54It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:56It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
00:58It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:00It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:02It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:04It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:06It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:08It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:10It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:12It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:14It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:16It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:18It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:20It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:22It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:24It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:26It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:28It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:30It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:32It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:34It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:36It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:38It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:40It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:42It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:44It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:46It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:48It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It has no relation to the original work.
01:50It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
01:52It has no relation to the original work.
01:54It is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
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01:58It shall not beatrossed.
02:00It shall not beatrossed.
02:14How is it?
02:16I'm grateful that he had been able
02:18Wow, wow!
02:22That's the Mystic Blue School!
02:30It's great!
02:34Tell me more...
02:37The Mystic Blue School is a changing world!
02:46Shenlan Academy is the most famous academy in Tianyuan Continent.
02:51Many of the famous cultivators on the continent are from this academy.
02:55Whether you're a martial artist, a Taoist,
02:57or a mage or a dragon knight,
03:00you can all learn from Shenlan Academy.
03:04It is said that there are countless ancient secrets hidden in the academy.
03:10If you find a few books to look at,
03:12who would dare to laugh at me for not having read the books?
03:14Wait until you get the right to self-recognition first.
03:17Seriously.
03:18It's a waste that I taught you everything.
03:21When I was in Chudu, the old demon told me
03:24that I would get the answer I wanted in the City of Freedom.
03:28I have a hunch
03:30that this answer has something to do with Shenlan Academy.
03:42I'm hungry.
03:43I'm hungry.
03:45There are so many monsters out there.
03:47Let's take a look.
03:49Nongnong, hang in there.
03:50We're still hunting.
03:52We have to keep a low profile.
03:54I'm hungry.
03:55What's wrong with her?
04:00What is this?
04:03It's my baby's tears.
04:06Don't be so loud.
04:07If you eat my baby's tears, you'll be able to hear the dragon's cry.
04:11Hurry. I want to order.
04:13I want to order beef, eggs, cold eggs, eggplants, and five cucumbers.
04:16Wait. Slow down.
04:18Hao, don't spoil her.
04:19Go to Shenlan Academy to register first.
04:22Are you in?
04:24I'm in.
04:24I'm in. Don't take pictures.
04:26Okay.
04:44Shenlan Academy
04:50When did you buy a new dress?
04:53You don't have to worry about what I wear.
04:56You changed your clothes yourself.
04:59I'm trying to keep a low profile.
05:02There are so many people. Be careful.
05:05Don't be too serious.
05:06Why are you telling me this?
05:08It's already surrounded over there.
05:14Good!
05:21Boss, it's great to have you guys here.
05:24I've already paid the three years' salary I owe my brothers.
05:32Let's go in together.
05:33Together?
05:35Aren't we already in the city of freedom?
05:37What do you mean? You want to add more money?
05:39Entering Shenlan Academy is my life's dream.
05:43If you don't mind, then take me with you.
05:46If you want to come, then come.
05:47But you must be careful.
05:50Come on.
05:50Okay.
05:51Dongdong.
05:55You go ahead.
05:57I'll be right back.
05:58Little fish, be good. I'll be right back.
06:00Try this.
06:02If you need anything, just tell me.
06:10Shenlan Academy
06:18Boss, it's so gloomy here.
06:21Welcome to the training ground of Shenlan Academy.
06:25According to the rules,
06:27the students must use their own strength to pass the test.
06:30If you successfully pass the test, you will be admitted to the academy.
06:33Only then will you be qualified to enroll in Shenlan Academy.
06:37Those who want to enroll in Shenlan Academy,
06:40please wear the Purple Protection Bell first.
06:42If the bell breaks during the test,
06:45you will be eliminated.
06:47If you give up halfway,
06:48you can call for help at any time.
06:51We will take you to the training ground in time.
06:54Shenlan Academy wishes all the students a successful test.
07:02So many students came in just now,
07:04but none of them showed up.
07:06That's so weird.
07:13Could it be...
07:15that the whole team is destroyed?
07:17All the students who came for the test are not ordinary people.
07:20Even they were easily eliminated.
07:23This place is not simple.
07:25Then let me see
07:27how great the ability of Shenlan Academy is.
07:30You just keep a low profile.
07:32I'll go first.
07:33Miss, be careful.
07:34The trial of Shenlan Academy can only be held once.
07:38Low profile and careful.
07:40Boring.
07:47Finally.
07:55Purple Demon Eye.
08:05Not bad.
08:12Little Witch, use your flash.
08:18Where's the bell?
08:24No way. There's also a water bow.
08:29Oh, no. I can't ignore it.
08:35I can't ignore it.
08:45Chen Nan,
08:46I told you to stay in Tianzi Room No. 2, but you didn't listen.
08:49Why didn't you do it earlier?
08:51I didn't dare.
08:53I was just being careful.
08:54I just observed.
08:56What did you observe?
08:58Wind, fire, thunder, water.
09:02It's a formation of elements.
09:04Just hit it.
09:06Look up again.
09:11No way.
09:12Why do I feel that it's not close at all?
09:15You are moving, so is the formation.
09:18Since this is a formation,
09:20there must be something like this.
09:22The seven stars in the sky are constantly changing.
09:25It must be the core of the decryption.
09:28I guess
09:30this is the so-called Seven-Star Formation.
09:33As long as we remove the seven shadows that symbolize the seven stars,
09:36we should be able to break the mechanism and reach the end.
09:39Okay. Then tell me where the formation is.
09:42I'll destroy it one by one.
09:45How would I know? I'm not a deity.
09:49You are so good at analyzing.
09:52It's just like that.
09:53Never leave the formation.
09:56We can do it the other way around.
09:58As long as we move all the pillars,
10:00we might be able to find the non-moving ones.
10:03But just running over there is already hard enough.
10:07If we want to move all the pillars,
10:09do we have to fly?
10:14Fly?
10:15Guan Hao, let's make a deal.
10:18We will definitely take you to school together.
10:21Okay. I believe in Boss!
10:28Run!
10:59Leave this to me!
11:14There's more?
11:15This is...
11:21The formation is broken. Keep up!
11:28Keep up!
11:32This is great!
11:33This guy can finally fulfill his dream!
11:43Mouse, your dream is yet to come.
11:48The King of Heaven and Earth, I, the princess, am here!
12:03I can't cut through!
12:18Guan Hao!
12:19I'm fine!
12:20As long as you're here, you won't be eliminated!
12:40The Shen Lan Academy's Weixin Tips
12:42will now begin.
12:44The Shen Lan Academy's Weixin Tips
12:47will now begin.
12:50Will now begin.
12:55What are you doing?
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13:12Boss, what are you doing?
13:14If you don't want the deity devices,
13:16then do as I say!
13:20The Yin-Shi-Li-Dao
13:22The Yin-Shi-Li-Dao
13:27The Gongqi Shield
13:36What are you doing?
13:37Now!
13:38Watch this!
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14:07Boss, you're so cool!
14:09You still have to rely on me in the future.
14:11Thank you for helping me fulfill my dream!
14:13You're finally here.
14:15Next...
14:16This way!
14:26The Shen Lan Academy's Weixin Tips
14:32I'm finally here.
14:34I hope the Tianyuan Sutra that Old Freak mentioned is really here.
14:37I don't want to come here in vain.
14:39The Shen Lan Academy's Weixin Tips
14:41From 5,000 people,
14:4326 candidates have been selected.
14:45Congratulations on passing the test.
14:47Now, please follow me
14:49to sign up for admission.
14:53So many people have passed the test.
14:55I thought we would be the only one.
14:59There are people outside of people, and there is heaven outside of heaven.
15:01Don't make a fuss.
15:03What if there are assassins of the Moon Nation?
15:06Assassins?
15:07Then I'll have to make a fuss.
15:09It's important to seize the opportunity.
15:11I have to find out the truth for you.
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15:44Brother,
15:45you're dressed like this.
15:47You're not an assassin, are you?
15:49Assassin?
15:51I'm warning you.
15:53This is my bodyguard.
15:55If you dare to make trouble,
15:57we won't be polite to you.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:01Don't be scared by our boss.
16:03I'm just a bodyguard.
16:05Delivery, take-out, pets,
16:07you can come to me.
16:09Please take care of me.
16:15I was just thinking
16:17how could someone
16:19start a business
16:21with such a weak bodyguard?
16:23I'm afraid
16:25this kind of power is not suitable for you.
16:29It's none of your business.
16:31Who are you?
16:33I'm your senior, Kai Lun.
16:35I'm the school supervisor appointed by the vice dean.
16:39The Shen Lan Academy is a place of rules.
16:41It's not a free market.
16:43What's so great about being a senior?
16:45We're just entering the school.
16:47How can we be kicked out
16:49by a senior?
16:51Entering the school?
16:57You didn't fill in the registration form.
16:59You're not the official students
17:01of the Shen Lan Academy.
17:03Well,
17:05I'll give you a try.
17:07If you pass,
17:09I'll get you three new ones.
17:15Senior Kai Lun,
17:17I've admired the Shen Lan Academy for a long time.
17:19I'm here to learn from you.
17:21But
17:23I've never heard
17:25that the school has a rule to serve in private.
17:27Rule?
17:29The first rule of the Shen Lan Academy
17:31is to speak with strength.
17:33If you're not the people who cheat in private,
17:35it's better to
17:37fight directly
17:39than to
17:41make excuses here.
17:47Is she feeling guilty?
17:49I don't think so.
17:51It's true.
17:53I can't see anything in front of me.
17:55It's true.
17:57It's impossible for her to pass the exam.
17:59It's true.
18:01How dare you say I'm guilty?
18:03You've made it all black.
18:05Chen Nan,
18:07don't you want to keep a low profile?
18:09I'll play
18:11this kind of role.
18:17As long as you can make me move one step,
18:19I'll let you go.
18:21One step?
18:23I can beat you back to your hometown with one move.
18:29This little white-faced girl with pink eyebrows
18:31is really something.
18:47Huh?
18:49Huh?
18:51This expression
18:53is really too close.
19:11She really cheated.
19:13Xiao Yue, show her the color.
19:17Huh?
19:27Huh?
19:29Little white-faced girl with pink eyebrows,
19:31you're out of the game.
19:33I won.
19:35Huh?
19:37You managed to find the tiger from the third level
19:39and sneak attack me.
19:41How dare you say I didn't cheat?
19:43Go back to where you came from.
19:45Can you slow down?
19:47Xiao Yue is my ride.
19:49She's like a dragon riding a dragon.
19:51How can her attack count as cheating?
19:53Little white-faced girl with pink eyebrows,
19:55you're out of the game. Apologize now.
19:57Huh?
19:59Where did this wild girl from the third level come from?
20:05She's really good at protecting herself.
20:11Even Xiao Yue is afraid of the third level.
20:13It must be extraordinary
20:15to be able
20:17to control her.
20:25The second rule of the Shennan Academy
20:27is to insult the dean.
20:29Let's fight first.
20:31How can a low-rank mercenary pass the test?
20:33She must be cheating.
20:35This wild girl can't go to school.
20:37Once the storm falls,
20:39no one can get out of it.
20:41You'll lose yourself
20:43if you use the power you can't control.
20:45Go to hell!
20:47You may be wrong,
20:49but it doesn't mean you can't go to school.
20:51Take care.
20:53If we can find the Divine Cauldron,
20:55it'll be worth it.
20:57It's the source of the Divine Cauldron.
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