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00:00This is the final boss.
00:05The final boss is a bit harder than the first one.
00:10The only way to get past it is to use the bomb on the left.
00:15You can't take damage from the bomb, so you have to get past it by jumping.
00:20You can't take damage from the bomb, so you have to get past it by jumping.
00:25When you hit the bomb, you have to jump.
00:30You can't take damage from the bomb, so you have to jump.
00:35You can't take damage from the bomb, so you have to jump.
00:40Who am I?
01:06Diagnosis amnesia.
01:07Amnesia.
01:37Diagnosis amnesia.
02:07Action one, come in.
02:15Action one, do you read me?
02:18Action two, I'm going underwater to plant an Olympic bomb on the Skarman's trawler,
02:21over.
02:22If you can sink the trawler and cargo before they take off, it'll put a major crimp next
02:27to the illegal arms supply, over.
02:29Crimp?
02:30Forget crimp, action two.
02:31I'm going to blow those illegal weapons away.
03:32Action two leads to action one.
03:36Mission accomplished.
03:37Ready for some fireworks?
03:38The skulls have left the scene.
03:39Ready when you are, action one.
03:40Time to get a day job, X.
03:41We have ignition, action two.
03:42Good work, action one.
03:43Now get your fins in gear and get out of there.
03:44Over.
03:45Roger, action two.
03:46See you in space.
03:47Action two, I accept your request.
03:48Action one, do you read me?
03:49Action one, do you read me?
03:50Action two, I'm going underwater to plant an Olympic bomb on the Skarman's trawler,
03:51over.
03:52If you can sink the trawler and cargo before they take off, it'll put a major crimp next
03:53to the illegal arms supply, over.
03:54Crimp?
03:55Forget crimp, action two.
03:56Ready for some fireworks?
03:57The skulls have left the scene.
03:58Ready for some fireworks?
03:59Action two, I accept your request.
04:00Ready for some fireworks?
04:01Action one, do you read me?
04:02Action two, I accept your request.
04:03Good work, Action 1. Now get your fins in gear and get out of there. Over.
04:08Roger, Action 2. See you in space. Over and out.
04:33Drop the weapons.
04:57Drop the weapons.
05:22It works.
05:31Yes, I've done it. By isolating its virus, I've developed a cure for the Red Plague.
05:41Congratulations, Dr. Pandero. However, I'm afraid your Nobel Prize will have to wait.
05:48I have other plans for the Red Plague. Big plans. Very big plans, indeed.
06:08Emergency transmission from Secretary Norris.
06:11On screen.
06:13Action Man, we've just received word that Dr. X has stolen a beaker containing the deadly Red Plague virus.
06:20He's threatening to infect the world unless we give him a trillion in gold.
06:24Is there a cure?
06:26We think Dr. Pandero had just developed one, but Dr. X kidnapped him as well. Wait, here's more.
06:35No! Don't open it!
06:40Secretary Norris!
06:42We've got the plague!
06:44A most astute observation. Secretary Norris has indeed been infected, which gives him only 48 hours to live.
06:5348 hours in which you either provide me with one trillion in gold, or I infect the entire world with the Red Plague.
07:03That inhumane psychopath!
07:05Tell me you traced that signal, Jacques. Tell me you got it.
07:09I got it! I got it! Yes! There, in the jungle, near Alto Paracio. Scanners are reading some sort of underground lab.
07:16Then let's move, team. Let's get extreme!
07:20Let's go!
07:50You know, something puzzles me, A.M.
08:15Dr. X's threat?
08:16Precisely. Even if he sprays the virus from one of his aircraft, he could only infect one or two cities before being detected and shot down.
08:25Yeah, and the U.N. could isolate them cities before the Red Plague spread to the rest of the world.
08:31Trust me, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that Dr. X does not make idle threats. Besides, one death or a million, it's still too high a price.
08:41But if the world gives X a trillion in gold, there'll be no stopping him!
08:45Which is why we have to stop him now. Secretary Norris's life depends on it.
09:01Nowhere to land. We'll have to go in by ground. Jacques, take the helm!
09:32Run!
09:39Fire!
10:01Fire!
10:31All clear, Jacques! Bring her in!
10:57Roger, Natalie. Jet Extreme coming in!
11:01Whoa! What do you know, Ace? We did it! We got Dr. X!
11:05No.
11:06What? What do you mean, no?
11:08No. This was too easy. There's something wrong.
11:14Very good, Action Man. But unfortunately not good enough. You've fallen right into my trap. And now I have the last item I need to ensure my plan's success.
11:29Jet Extreme?
11:31Precisely. In order to cover the world with the virus, I need to release it into the stratosphere's jet stream.
11:40Only Jet Extreme can reach such altitudes undetected.
11:45I won't let you get away with this.
11:47Ah, but you won't be able to stop me, Action Man. Because you are about to experience the horror that the world will soon come to know as the Red Plague.
11:59Ah! No!
12:10No!
12:28Excellent. They are infected with the Red Plague. Their demise shall be both agonizing and inevitable.
12:36Dr. X! Action Man got away!
12:39No matter. He shall suffer the fate of the rest of the world. As long as we have Jet Extreme.
13:07Don't move. You're coming with us.
13:09You know, somehow I doubt that.
13:12Hey!
13:16Hey! Take a break, guys.
13:18You certainly have a knack for arriving in the nick of time.
13:21We're not out of the woods yet. Knuck and Natalie have been infected.
13:25We'll have to deal with them later.
13:27We'll have to deal with them later.
13:29We'll have to deal with them later.
13:32We're not out of the woods yet. Knuck and Natalie have been infected.
13:36And Dr. X has his evil hands on Jet Extreme.
13:46Dr. X, the pilot Shock Dupree has eluded our capture.
13:50Unfortunate.
13:53However, the damage appears minimal. I shall fly the craft by myself.
13:58Dr. Pandero aboard?
14:00Yes, Dr. X.
14:02Excellent. Now load the container of red plague virus.
14:06In a few hours, the entire world will begin feeling the effects of the red plague.
14:12Dr. X is taking off in Jet Extreme.
14:30Listen, I activated the plane's tracking beacon before I ejected.
14:34Perhaps we can home in on it and shoot him down.
14:37No, Dr. Pandero is aboard.
14:39We know he has a cure.
14:41That's why X and his Skullman are not wearing these oxygen masks.
14:45We have to rescue him.
14:47Or Knuck and Natalie are doomed.
14:49Oh, Action Man.
14:51Please stop, Dr. X.
14:53You're the only chance we, the whole world has got.
15:02Mommy!
15:03Mommy!
15:05Dad!
15:07No!
15:11Too many people I care about have been hurt in the past.
15:16I won't let Dr. X hurt anymore.
15:19I'll stop him, Natalie.
15:21And I'll save you, and Knuck, and Norris as well.
15:25That's a promise.
15:27Let's move.
15:29I have a lock, but this is still insane.
15:34I'm not arguing,
15:36but this beefed-up bottle rocket is the only thing around that has a hope of catching Jet Extreme.
15:41Bannering sequence activated.
15:43Five, four, three, two, one.
15:48Mark!
15:55Good luck.
15:57Good luck.
16:01Approaching the stratosphere.
16:03Get ready to release the virus.
16:15Just a little closer.
16:17Now!
16:28Oh.
16:31Ah!
16:57Ah!
17:12Hey! Hey! Hey!
17:18Ah!
17:21Ah!
17:26Too late, Action Man.
17:28We have reached the stratosphere.
17:30Once I dump this virus, the Jet Extreme will carry it all over the world.
17:35Not even you can stop me.
17:38Watch now as I infect the entire globe.
17:41Ah!
17:42Sorry, but as a doctor, I will not permit it.
17:46Yes, the cure.
17:48No!
17:50Not my red plague!
17:52Ah!
17:53You've destroyed my precious virus!
17:56No!
17:57You shall pay for this insolence!
17:59No!
18:04Ah!
18:06No!
18:08Ah!
18:14Well, so ends the terror of Dr. X.
18:18Wouldn't bet on that.
18:20But he will be under repair for a while.
18:22Come on, I've got some friends, including the Secretary General,
18:27who'll be very glad to see you.
18:38Hang on, tough guy. Please hang in there.
18:42Can it be?
18:48Yes! Jet Extreme coming in!
19:04Load action memory file.
19:07Loading.
19:09Activate virtual memory scan.
19:12Activating.
19:33My family home.
19:36Burning.
19:39Did I ever find peace again?
19:42What kind of a place is this?
19:45Vyra, analyse and identify.
19:48Closest image correlation.
19:5012th century Romanian monastery.
19:53Vyra, analyse and identify.
19:56Searching.
19:58Corollary found.
20:00Location, the Himalayas.
20:04Probability, 89%.
20:07The Himalayas! Yes!
20:10Vyra, update the action memory file.
20:13Save file and exit.
20:21This is a plain old rope, but it doesn't matter to me what it looks like.
20:24When I'm hanging off a cliff-fighting skull man, I know that it won't shred.
20:28It will hold me up. People are the same way.
20:31What matters is how they are and what they do, not what they look like.
20:34Not how short, tall, thin, not so thin, dark or light they are.
20:39What matters is if they're considerate, helpful, loyal and honest.
20:43The same goes for you too, by the way.
20:46Appearance doesn't tell you everything and actions speak louder than words.
20:49And I should know.
21:01The Himalayas.
21:04The Himalayas.
21:07The Himalayas.
21:10The Himalayas.
21:13The Himalayas.
21:16The Himalayas.
21:19The Himalayas.
21:22The Himalayas.
21:25The Himalayas.
21:28The Himalayas.
21:31The Himalayas.
21:34The Himalayas.
21:37The Himalayas.
21:40The Himalayas.
21:43The Himalayas.
21:46The Himalayas.
21:49The Himalayas.
21:52The Himalayas.

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