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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:19Suniye, Aap chai piji, main naha ke aati hu
01:30Suniye, Aap chai piji, main naha ke aati hu
02:01Ready ho jao, doctor ke jana hai check up ke liye
02:05Haan bas hoti hu, acha aapne naashta nahi karna kya?
02:09Nahi, wapas aake kar lenge, doctor ke time bahut lag jata hai, soba soba bheed kam hogi
02:16Theek hai
02:25Are aata hu bhai
02:31Ji kahiye
02:33Kunal kaun hai jahaan pe?
02:35Ji main hi hoon Kunal
02:37Aapka arrest warrant hai mere paas
02:40Arrest warrant, magar kyun?
02:44Jo kal raat highway pe murder hua hai, hume pata chal chuka hai ke wo aapne kiya hai
02:51Murder? Maine koi murder nahi kiya saab
02:56Har gunay gar guna karne ke baad yehi bolta hai
03:00Chal police station, sam maan jaoge
03:03Kya hua?
03:05Sanjana, ye mujhe par murder ka aljaam laga rahe hain
03:09Murder? Aise kaise?
03:11Aisa hi hota hai ma'am, ye aljaam nahi, sachai hai
03:17Nahi nahi sir, mere pati ne koi murder nahi kiya hai
03:22Please aap inhe chod dijiye
03:24Waise bhi inki tabiye theek nahi rehti
03:26Hume check up ke liye doctor ke paas jaana hai
03:29Aap jo doctor wala bahana toh nahi chalega ma'am
03:32Ye bahana nahi hai, ye baat bilkul sach hai
03:35Hum husband wife har afte check up ke liye doctor ke paas jaate hain
03:39Bade aaye check up karane wale
03:42Chal police station, tera maha pe karta huun check up
03:45Abhi chal
03:47Sir, suni toh sahi
03:50Ye
04:13Bol saale, kyon mara aaj aadmi ko?
04:18Sir, main aapko hazaar baar bol chuka hun
04:21Maine kisi ko nahi mara
04:24Aap maante kyu nahi?
04:26Main nahi manunga, tu mannega
04:37Ab batayega, jao aur maar khaane ka raada hai
04:41Sir, sir maine kisi ko nahi mara
04:45Khal raat toh main highway par bhi nahi gaya
04:48Bimaar hone ki wajah se
04:50Main ghar se baar hi nahi nikalta sir
04:53Achha jhoot bol leta hai
04:56Mere paas proof hai
04:58Usko Kunal ne mara
05:00Aur wo Kunal tu hi hai
05:02Sir, iski bibi aayi hai
05:04Chal, aata hu
05:08Itni sundar bibi hai ghar mein
05:11Murder karte same uska bhi khyal nahi aaya
05:14Toh tu jail chala gaya
05:16Toh baad mein wo kya karegi?
05:18Sir, maine kisi ko nahi mara sir
05:21Kisi ko nahi mara
05:23Sala
05:33Baithiye
05:40Kya kehna hai?
05:42Sir, please aap mere husband ko chhod dijiye
05:45Kyon?
05:47Kyon chhod doon usko?
05:48Usne kya bahut nek kaam kiya hai?
05:50Jo usko sanmaanat karke biju jahan se?
05:53Madam, aapke pati ne murder kiya hai
05:56Ab toh usse umar kayad hogi
05:58Please aap aisa mat kahiye
06:01Main apne husband ko achhi tarah se jaanti hu
06:04Wo kisi ka murder kar hi nahi sakte
06:07Kabhi kabhi saamne wala wo sab kar deta hai
06:11Jo humne uske baare socha bhi nahi hota
06:14Ho sakta hai, inka koi prana ladhai jagda ho
06:18Ladhai jagda?
06:19Nahi nahi, mere husband bilkul bhi aise nahi hai
06:23Madam, maine aapse statement nahi maangi
06:27Ke wo aise hai, ja nahi hai
06:30Ab toh yeh kanoon taye karega
06:35Sir, aapko zaroor koi galat phaimi hui hai
06:38Galat phaimi aapko hai ma'am, hume nahi
06:42Aap humara time barwaad mat karo
06:44Hume poostas karne do aur aap jao jahan se
06:48Sir, please aap meri baat toh suniye
06:51Nahi sun sakta aapki baat koi, aap jao jahan se
07:02Are waah, kya cheez hai
07:08Are waah, kya figure hai
07:18Suno jara
07:21Ji
07:22Kuch haad tak aapki baat mujhe sahi nahi hai
07:25Main poori tarah investigation karke aapko phone karta hu
07:29Ji theek hai
07:30Aap apna number shod jahiye jahan
07:32Ji, achha
07:39Is kamar ko toh
07:47Kya naam hai aapka?
07:49Ji, Sanjana
07:52Aapki tarah aapka naam bhi bohot sundar hai
07:54Ji, ji thanks
07:58Hmm
08:08Hmm, yeh chidiya toh fasegi jaal mein
09:09Sanjana ji, kya mast cheez ho
09:14Ek baar mil jaye na bas
09:19Ek baar phone pe baat karta hu
09:21Bolta hu ke tere ghar wale ko toh shod dunga
09:26Bas, ek baar
09:32Abhi karta hu
09:33Ek baar
09:37Abhi karta hu call
09:53Nahi
09:54Uske ghar wale ko main kaise shod sakta hu
09:57Murder ka case hai uske upar
10:03Hmm
10:07Are jab shodna hoga tab dekhenge
10:10Ab Sanjana ji ko toh milne ek baar
10:34Hello
10:35Anji, Sanjana ji, main bol raho
10:39Main kaun?
10:40Main inspector Baldev baat kar raho
10:43Oh, anji
10:47Kahi, kya hua?
10:50Mere husband ko chod diya kya aapne?
10:52Nahi ma'am, abhi main investigation kar raho
10:57Oh, investigation
11:01Oh, inspector sahab
11:05Aap jo bhi karo, jaise bhi karo
11:08Par mere husband yahan se bahar aane chahiye bas
11:11Wo bhi bahar aa jayenge
11:13But, usse pehle mujhe aapke ghar aana hoga
11:18Par kyun?
11:20Ab aapke pati ko shodna hai
11:23Kuch investigation aapke ghar se bhi hogi
11:25Oh, theek hai
11:27Aap jab chahe humare ghar investigation ke liye aa sakte hain
11:32Main raat ko aata hu
11:34Ji, theek hai
11:53Sanjana ji
11:54Sanjana ji
12:00Oh, inspector sahab
12:02Aayiye, baithiye
12:04Main halwa bana rahi thi
12:06Leejiye, aap bhi khaiye
12:09Soye nahi aap abhi tak?
12:12Jis aurat ka pati bina koi guna kiye
12:16Hawalat mein band ho
12:18Us aurat ki aankhon mein bhalla neend kaise aa sakte hai
12:21Bhalla neend kaise aa sakte hai
12:27Inspector sahab
12:28Mere pati reha hokar ghar wapis toh aa jayenge na
12:32Koi baat nahi
12:33Aa jayenge baar wo bhi
12:36Bas aapko investigation mein mera saath dena ho
12:40Ji, main aapki saath hu
12:41Batayiye, kahan se shuru karni hai investigation?
12:46Jahan se
12:48Ji, please aap mere pati ko chod dijiye
12:50Chod dunga
12:52Pehle aapko toh pakar dunga
12:53Ji, yeh sab mujhe acha nahi lagta
12:56Main kise ke life barbaad nahi kar sakti
12:58Arey, kuchh nahi hoti life barbaad
13:01Main toh aapko paane ke liye fida hu
13:04Badle mein aapke pati ko murder case se bachara hu
13:08Deal acchi hai
13:11Aise deal kabhi kabhi ghaata bhi de jati hai sahab
13:15Paraya maal khaana khatanak ho sakta hai
13:18Khatron ke khaladi kisi khatre ki parwaah nahi karte
13:22Bas aap meri aaj ki raat rangheen kar do
13:48Huh, huh, huh
13:52Huh, huh
14:16Inspector sahab
14:18Aap toh mene aapki baat maan li
14:20Aap toh aap mere pati ko chod doge na
14:23Aap toh iske saath enjoy bhi kar liya
14:26Magar iske pati ko chodum bhi toh kaise
14:29Agar koi aur case hota toh sochta
14:32Aap murder case ke liye
14:34Aap kuchh bolte kyu nahi
14:36Huh, kya, kya bolo
14:39Main puth rahi thi ki aap mere pati ko kab chodoge
14:44Huh, huh, huh
14:46Bahut jaal da, bahut jaal da chod dunga
14:48Bas investigation khatam hote hi
14:51Theek hai?
14:53Acha, toh main chalta hoon
14:55Huh, huh
15:14Arey, Jadav
15:15Ji sahab
15:18Wo jo Kunal hai uska kya hua
15:20Raat ugla kuchh
15:22Sir, wo main aapko batani bala tha ke
15:24Jo dead body ke paas hume pen card mila hai
15:27Wo is Kunal ka nahi hai
15:29Photo saaf na hone ki baje se
15:31Hume pehchaanne me galti ho gayi
15:33Toh fir, asli gaatal kaha hai
15:36Wo toh kal hi raat city police ne pakad liya
15:39Chalo acha hua
15:41Iski toh zindagi bach gayi
15:42Barna saari zindagi jail ki chakki peesta
15:45Toh fir, chod du isko sir
15:48Hmm, chod de
15:50Theek hai sir
15:52Arey sun
15:54Ji sir
15:56Abhi mat sod usko, andar hi rehne de
15:59Magar kyun sir
16:01Ab toh asli mujrim bhi pakada gaya
16:03Phir kyun is bechare ko
16:05Chup
16:07Tu apni job kar
16:09Jada senior banne ki jaroorat nahi
16:10Chal baith udhar
16:22Ab bani baat
16:41Hello
16:43Kaisi ho darling
16:46Bas theek
16:48Aap bataye kya bana
16:50Ho gayi investigation
16:52Bas, pandraan din mein ho jayegi
16:55Inspector sahab
16:57Aap please, mere husband ko jaldi ghar bhej dijiye
17:00Main ghar mein akeli hu
17:02Arey humare hote hue tum akeli kaise ho jaane man
17:06Kuch din aur halwa khila do
17:09Chal rakhta hu
17:11Tayaar rehna
17:26Toh tum se sach me pyaar ho gaya
17:29Ab toh mujhe lagta hai
17:31Tum bhi mujhe se bahot pyaar karte ho
17:36Sach hai na
17:39Aur toh kuch keh nahi sakti
17:43Bas itna zaroor kahungi
17:46Ki ab toh ek saath jeeenge
17:49Aur ek saath marenge
17:51Arey waah, yeh hoi na baat
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18:50Inspector sir,
18:53It has been 15 days now
18:55Will you be able to complete your investigation today?
19:00Yes darling, now I will be able to complete it
19:04Will my husband be able to return today?
19:07Are we dead that we need him?
19:12That's not the point.
19:14Then what is the point? I am here to do everything.
19:19Look, you said 15 days.
19:23That's why my husband should come home today at any cost.
19:28Okay, I will send him. I just have one condition.
19:33I have accepted all your conditions. Now what is the condition?
19:39The condition is that you will keep meeting me.
19:46Okay.
19:48Promise?
19:50Yes.
19:52Then what will you remember?
19:54Your husband will come home by evening.
20:02I will never forget this favor of yours.
20:05Just remember your promise.
20:18Here is your luggage.
20:21Now you are free.
20:24Okay sir.
20:26By the way sir, I was innocent.
20:30But still sir, thank you.
20:33You saved a real man from a murder case.
20:38Thank you is not mine.
20:40Go home and thank your wife.
20:43Wife? Why wife?
20:47She supported us a lot in the investigation.
20:51That's why you are going home today.
20:54Poor girl will be alone for so many days.
20:58Waiting for you.
21:00Go home and make her happy.
21:04Enjoy a lot.
21:06No sir.
21:08Now there is nothing like that.
21:11Are you not a man?
21:13I am sir.
21:15There is nothing like that.
21:17Don't you love your wife?
21:19I love her sir.
21:21Sir, I love Sanjana a lot.
21:24Then there can be only one thing.
21:27She must not let you get close to her.
21:29It's not that sir.
21:32Actually, because of being sick,
21:35I am fed up of all these things.
21:38Sickness is nothing.
21:42When I am sick,
21:44I enjoy for 2-3 days.
21:47Sickness runs away on its own.
21:50I agree sir.
21:52But there are some diseases
21:55which make a person hollow from inside.
21:59You are of no use.
22:02I will take care of your wife.
22:04What did you say sir?
22:06Nothing.
22:08I was just asking
22:10which disease has broken you from inside.
22:16That's it sir.
22:19Say something.
22:22Sir, I...
22:25Sir, I have HIV.
22:29Oh.
22:31And your wife?
22:33Obviously sir.
22:35When I have it, she must have it too.
22:39Oh no.
22:40Okay sir, I am leaving.
22:43Oh God.
22:46I can't ruin anyone's life.
22:49Nothing can be ruined.
22:52I am ready to get you.
22:55In return, I am saving your husband from a murder case.
22:59It's a good deal.
23:01Sir, such deals sometimes give a loss too.
23:05Eating other people's food can be dangerous.
23:09I will just say this.
23:12We will live together and die together.
23:19Oh shit.
24:12Oh shit.

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