Xiaolin Showdown Final Episode Part 1
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00:30No!
00:49Shall we show them?
01:00The Mikado Arm Shen Gong Wu is a lesser known Wu that gives great upper body strength.
01:10I do not need upper body strength, but I know someone who does.
01:14And what's that supposed to mean?
01:16Think carefully before you answer.
01:19I was speaking of Jack Spicer.
01:22Meet Jack Spicer and his ace squadron of bird bots.
01:45Pretty authentic, huh? And the calling? It's a recording of me.
01:50That bird brain Spicer's a menace on the ground and in the sky.
01:56Kids, remember, a leader will be chosen any day. It's my job to rate how each of you...
02:02...does.
02:04Kaijin Cho! Shimo Staff!
02:08Longhorn Taurus! Big Bang Meteorite!
02:13Cat Eye Draco! Arrow Sparrow!
02:18Crest of the Condor! Blade of the Nebula!
02:39I have pets all around!
02:42I suppose defeating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tiebreaker.
02:47No, no, you can't. What kind of people are you?
02:57You should have seen me. I even impressed myself. And I am not so easily impressed.
03:03Not only did we bring back the Mikado Arm, I even brought you one of Jack's shoes.
03:08That's nothing. I got Jack's belt.
03:13I can beat that. Jack's hair.
03:18Well, I can place shame on all of you.
03:21Jack's undies!
03:25There is still one last test before a leader is selected.
03:29You will each go on a quest, but this time, you will choose your own quest.
03:34Ooh, I am very good at quests. Almost as good as everything else.
03:39You can rely on Dojo, who will be at your beck and call.
03:42So, what else is new?
03:44As a reward for his service, I was thinking of letting him trim my toenails.
03:49All right! I'm in! Yeah! Baby!
04:01Finding the biggest hairball is a noble quest, but I know I can do better.
04:06Maybe I should creep around and check on the others.
04:09Manchurian Muska!
04:15I've got to find out what quest the others are planning.
04:18Shroud of Shadow!
04:24Wait, I feel an idea coming.
04:28False alarm. I wonder what luck the others are having.
04:32Changing chopsticks!
04:36Oh man, coming up with a quest is harder than the quest.
04:40Time to do some snooping.
04:42Golden Tiger Claws!
04:46Oh, someone's coming!
04:48Someone's coming!
04:51Oh, someone's coming! Golden Tiger Claws!
04:54Uh-oh.
05:02I can't stand up and fight!
05:05Perhaps next time, you will knock.
05:10I may be a magical dragon, but I still have a job to do.
05:18I never want to see Master Bun's feet again.
05:22Did you ever see anything?
05:25Like those toenails?
05:26Only on something in a circus.
05:28Perhaps this is punishment for our most shameful behavior.
05:33I will never sleep again!
05:40Chase? Booyah?
05:42I know what you're thinking. We still have issues, but we've patched up our differences for now.
05:48You might say we're staying together for the sake of evil.
05:52Jungle Cats, entertain our friends.
06:04Looks like they got a nice chunk of our woo.
06:06And just when I got my Dewey Dojo system organized.
06:09Once again, Chase Young has proven the most worthy opponent.
06:14Oh, you know, if it weren't for Chase, we'd be so much further along in our fight against evil.
06:21I believe I may have found the perfect quest.
06:28I will go back in time and stop Hannibal Bean from turning Chase Young to the dark side.
06:33Gotta say, when you take on a quest, you sure don't think small.
06:36All that stands in my way is how to do it.
06:40All that stands in my way is how to do it.
06:43I need the sands of time. It was hidden in the future by old me.
06:49I got it. Travel to the future and get the sands of time.
06:53You mean, turn myself into an Omisicle?
06:56Exactly. Just freeze yourself and wait 80 years.
06:59You might want to bring along a good book.
07:02Dojo, your idea is most brilliant.
07:05Even though it was my most brilliant idea first, I say cooties all around.
07:15I will set the oven timer for the year 2085 and use the eye of Dashi to defrost me.
07:21All me?
07:24If you wish to come, then you must do as I say.
07:27You can carry the Shingang Wu.
07:31Oh, this is no way to treat a mystical dragon.
07:34Changing chopsticks.
07:36Keep them in a safe place.
07:38Got it covered, boss.
07:40Well, time to get the movie onto the street.
07:44I'm guessing, show on the road.
07:47Orb of Tornami, ice.
08:04I am Dashing.
08:35Ah, that was the most refreshing 80-year nap I ever took.
08:39We must find Old Omi right away.
08:44Ooh, I cannot wait to see myself again.
08:46I'm sure I have not changed a bit.
08:56Is it me, or has the neighborhood gone south?
08:59South?
09:03It appears certain fellow monks have not kept up with their chores.
09:07Master Feng will be most upset about this.
09:10Look.
09:12Someone left the door to the vault open.
09:14What door?
09:16All of the Shingang Wu are gone.
09:19I do not understand.
09:20This is not the future I had expected.
09:25Lay down your arms and surrender at once.
09:27My arms will remain attached to my shoulders where they belong.
09:42Shino staff!
09:51Those bats will think three times before fooling with me.
09:54I wouldn't count on it.
09:58Whoa!
10:08Close one.
10:27Shino staff!
10:58Ah!
11:10Jack Spicer has his own prison?
11:12He should be in prison.
11:28What?
11:29I can't hear or see so well.
11:31Come closer.
11:35Omi?
11:36Well, I'll be a one-legged bull at a square dance.
11:40It is Omi.
11:41What happened to you?
11:43I was going to ask you the same thing.
11:58I remember 80 years ago.
12:00Just before Master Feng picked a leader,
12:02you and Dojo disappeared.
12:04I did not disappear.
12:05I froze myself so I could travel into the future
12:08and talk to old Omi.
12:10Where is old Omi?
12:12There is no old Omi, you dope.
12:15I don't think you fully grasped the time-space continuum, partner.
12:20See, when you froze yourself,
12:22there was no Omi left behind.
12:24Perhaps I did not think things through.
12:27No, that's my porridge, you poop.
12:30My porridge, you little peep.
12:32Just give me that or else I'm going to have to...
12:34You must find a way to escape.
12:36What Shingon Wu do you have?
12:38Let me see.
12:40None.
12:41None?
12:42What have you been doing the last 80 years while I was asleep?
12:45Sleeping?
12:46When Jack took over the temple years ago,
12:48he took all of the Wu and locked us up.
12:51That's how he became Evil Jack Spicer, Emperor of Darkness.
12:55How could this have happened?
12:58Which one of you was Maid Lita?
13:00I think it was me.
13:02I guess I didn't do a very good job.
13:04Sorry.
13:06Dang, Nabi.
13:08No, it is not your fault.
13:10It is I who ruined the future by not being there to make it.
13:14You four, come with me.
13:16Where are you taking us?
13:18You four, come with me.
13:20Where are you taking us?
13:21To the Coliseum show.
13:23I suppose a show would be most entertaining.
13:25We're not watching a show, you bowling ball head.
13:28We are the show.
13:40There's nothing like watching lions do what they do best
13:43to make an old, evil emperor feel...
13:46evil.
13:52We have a special treat for our featured event later tonight.
13:56The Spicer Tigers versus an oldie but goodie,
14:00back again for the very last time.
14:02How about a big, evil welcome for...
14:05Olby!
14:07Cheeseball!
14:09I always wondered what happened to him.
14:12Sir, it was very nice making your acquaintance.
14:15We must do it again sometime.
14:17But next time, I shall make the tea.
14:20Master Fong?
14:22Olby?
14:23Is that you?
14:25Where have you been?
14:26It is Olby.
14:28It is a very long story.
14:30I am afraid I may have ruined the future.
14:32Oh, it's okay, Olby.
14:35I'm much too feeble to understand anything.
14:38But I do know this.
14:40The future can always be changed.
14:43If you can get the sands of time from Jack Spicer.
14:47Every now and then, the old dude still spits out a few words of wisdom.
14:50But mostly, he just spits...
14:53Hey, boys and...
14:55Very, very old people.
14:58Dojo, how did you get away?
15:00I used the Shroud of Shadows to give the bots the slip.
15:03I thought you might need a little help.
15:04Changing chopsticks.
15:08I know you.
15:09You're Mojo.
15:11That's Dojo.
15:12With the Mojo, you know.
15:14Poopy bear.
15:16And your puppy eyes.
15:18You old timer.
15:20You're up.
15:21Guys, this is the chance we've been waiting for.
15:24I say we break into the palace and take back the sands of time.
15:28We're not exactly the lean, mean, rotten machines we once were.
15:32First, you were never lean.
15:33And second, we're still Shaolin warriors.
15:36We fought together once, and we can do it again.
15:39It's up to us now.
15:41The Shroud of Shadows!
15:50We must hurry before we are discovered missing.
15:53So, the rumors were true.
15:55A blast from the past.
15:58A sight for evil eyes.
16:00Hannibal?
16:01Warrior?
16:02Chase Young?
16:04I'm pleased to see you after all these years, Omi.
16:07I always knew our paths would cross again.
16:10But this time, much, much sooner.
16:12Kimiko!
16:13Take the Denshi Bunny and turn yourself into electricity.
16:16Then travel through the wires until you find the room where Jack keeps his Wu.
16:20I'll use the conch to track your location.
16:22What's that?
16:24Oh, never mind.
16:26I'll look around to see where Jack keeps his Wu.
16:29Denshi Bunny!
16:34Getting through to work.
16:35When will you most learn?
16:37When will you most learn?
16:39No one can defeat the evil Emperor of Darkness!
16:42Guard Pots, attack!
16:48Nikado Off!
17:03Cannon Blaster!
17:07Woo!
17:11Mists of Temegon!
17:15Third Arm Sash!
17:29Denshi Rodent!
17:31No!
17:32Denshi Bunny!
17:35I'm here.
17:36Now what?
17:37Hello?
17:38Kimiko found it! We gotta go!
17:43Fire! Fire!
17:49I got an idea! Grab onto me!
17:51Cannon Blaster!
17:54No!
18:04Stop or you'll be destroyed!
18:17Orb of Tornami! Ice!
18:19Stop or you'll be...
18:24One, two, three.
18:26Jack's still lame.
18:29Omi, pitch!
18:36Fire! Fire! Fire!
18:39Fire!
18:51Omi! Use the Sands of Time!
18:54Make sure this never happens!
18:57Go!
19:01Sands of Time!
19:04No!
19:10Come on, kid.
19:12Remember what Master Feng said.
19:15The future can always be changed.
19:18And look, we made it back 1,500 years.
19:21We can still make it right.
19:23We must.
19:31Master Dashi!
19:34That's the Monk One!
19:44Chase, young!
19:55Wow!
19:57Wow!
20:28As Johnny Test's talking dog,
20:31I enjoy the finer things,
20:33like triple venti lattes
20:35and exotic vacations
20:37while also embracing my natural dog.
20:41But to be frank,
20:43between being Johnny's sidekick
20:45and his sister's experiments,
20:47I don't know how I stay so calm.
20:53Johnny Test,
20:56Johnny Test,
20:57today at 11 on Kids WB.