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00:26The perfect plot on paper
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03:22You've just come from the local public house where word amongst the patrons
03:26Is that another diamond robbery has taken place the third in as many days I drove. How did you know that?
03:33Elementary my dear Watson
03:35I can tell by the redness of your face how many blocks you run for and a quarter blocks by my
03:41Calculation which would put you at the Rathbone Inn and since there's been talk of little else
03:47But the diamond robberies I concluded that a new one had occurred
03:50I assume in your haste you neglected to bring a newspaper for verification
03:55Gratitude Holmes. Sometimes my head is emptier than my hat Jerry. Could you come in here, please?
04:11I say very quickly now. Ah
04:15Ah
04:19There you are, would you be a good little fellow and fetch us the latest copy of the Times
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07:13What in heaven's name
07:17Oh
07:27Thank you
07:34Great Scott who is this ruffian homes?
07:37Oh
07:45What is it a potential case doctor, are you free for the next few hours I suppose so what of it
07:51I need you to accompany me to the Bruce Nigel music hall. That's a rather seedy part of town. What is this about?
07:59Apparently we shall find out when we get there and you two shall have to learn to coexist for the sake of this investigation
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08:19There's a yearning in the heart of this young lady
08:24Alone so very far away from home
08:28Across the big old pond to foggy London
08:32To sing this little tune for you
08:36There's a burning in the heart of this young bosom for a pleasure even treasured by the Queen
08:44Yes, Victoria herself has a few upon her shelf, but my brawley is the best
08:51I've seen
08:56Bumbershoot bumbershoot strolling along with my bumbershoot rain or shine. It's divine. It simply can't be beat
09:04Bumbershoot bumbershoot nothing compares to my bumbershoot silk and lace class and grace my bumbershoot the treat
09:11Bumbershoot bumbershoot wonderful wonderful bumbershoot in the park on a lark my dance is tried and true
09:18Bumbershoot bumbershoot who needs a man with a bumbershoot good for walks never talks and goes in a stand
09:36Come in miss red Sherlock Holmes at your service mom
09:45Jerry
09:48Oh
09:58Dr. Watson this
10:01Dreadfully, sorry about that. No need to apologize gentlemen. My admirers often act like that, but thank you so much for coming
10:08I'm being blackmailed. Mr. Holmes. I noticed by the ring on your finger that you're engaged to be married
10:14I presume that's relevant very perceptive, sir
10:17my fiance is a well-to-do high society chap who doesn't know I work in this low-class music hall and
10:23Someone is extorting money from you to keep your secret since your fiance would surely break the engagement were he to find out precisely
10:31Every evening after my performances. I must travel a long distance and drop off a payment
10:36I didn't know where to turn until a trusted family friend insisted. I seek out your services
10:42Where is your residence if I may ask on the corner of Brighton and Lane, that's right behind the Punjab Embassy
10:49Doctor doctor Holmes. What is it? I have just deduced the motive for the blackmail
10:56Do you recall the case of the redheaded League? That was the crime perpetrated by your arch nemesis
11:02professor
11:04Moriarty, I think this case is quite similar. It's not really money thereafter. It's time
11:09They need miss red to be away from her home
11:12I don't follow old top the most famous single jewel in the world the star of Punjab will be on display starting tomorrow
11:19at the Punjab Embassy
11:22This jewel is especially light sensitive to the rays of a solar eclipse
11:26Which is to happen tomorrow at 8 o 3 in the morning
11:30Everyone will be there which is why the star of Punjab is going to be purloined tonight
11:37Incredible we must get to miss Reds immediately. Why thank you, sir
11:53We were lucky to get this assignment got in the star of Punjab a son of mine I
12:00Can't tell you how proud I am that you're following in your own man's footsteps
12:05That's a god-type dog. I'm gonna learn you the three lessons of being a god dog
12:10Just like my pop taught me twice
12:12You gotta in a specter right the area around the diamond and make sure the floor is all secure like
12:19Next you gotta check the integrity of the glass
12:23Yep, solid as a rock a glass rock. That is
12:28It that's a good one. Oh
12:31I get it
12:33Going a little too fast. Hey, I'll try and slows it down a bit
12:38Lastly and most importantly you always always gotta make sure the thing you're garden in this case. The diamond is safe
12:48I
12:50Know you're excited
12:52There's no need for conniption
12:54We already checked the floor son. That was lesson one my boy. You still got some luck to learn about God talking
13:23If
13:31My theory is correct and I'm certain that it is there should be an entrance to a tunnel somewhere in this house
13:52I
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14:41Chose there is a tunnel
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15:03Saw dust we're too late. The star of Punjab has already been stolen. They cut her home right through the embassy floor
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15:16Hadn't we ought to report this to the police. Mr. Holmes at this stage. It would only cast suspicion on you miss red
15:22I need to determine who is behind this theft
15:28And this may be just the clue we need what is it a porcelain button
15:34Unless I missed my guess this could only be the work of Brett Jeremy a tailor in Lancashire
15:42You're what are you doing son? You're only supposed to ring the alarm if something happens to this
16:04We must split up dr. Watson and I will go up to Lancashire in pursuit of this button Tom and Jerry I'm
16:10Charging you with getting this read to my flat for safekeeping
16:16Watson hurry
16:39I think he's trying to tell us something
17:09Excuse me mate, that's my shovel
17:15Oh
17:38Blimey the tunnel leads right to this house Tom Jerry there are constables in my house
17:46You mark my words whoever lives here is the one we're after
17:58All right, man, this is the woman we're looking for
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18:11Put you into teams of two so you can scour the city and find this hardened criminal and in addition the Punjab
18:18Embassy has offered the arresting officer a handsome reward
18:26All right little buddy, why don't you go pick me up an extra power of handcuffs sure thing friend
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18:39Hear they are partner don't forget your billy club
19:03Oh
19:08Huh, hey, I think I see someone you do yeah
19:19Stop in the name of my reward
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19:52Got you now. All right lassie. You're coming with me
20:03Oh, there you are
20:26What brings a scamp like you to me humble house
20:33It's something she be needing isn't it
20:38What about him
20:42If he's okay with you he's okay with me
20:45Oh
21:00What kind of mischief have you gotten yourself into this time Jerry boy, you know how I love to hear your stories
21:16Hey
21:19Why are we wasting our time in this place? Well, you see it's a statistical fact that criminals often hide in churches
21:29Please you must help me. I'm innocent. All right come with me lass
21:34Ah
21:44See no redheads nothing in here but candles a good policeman always does a thorough search
22:04Hmm
22:11What now I'm not sure do angels have whiskers
22:23You to make yourself scarce
22:34Oh, yes, listen to this
23:05You
23:22What an amateur let me take a whack at it
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24:04Excuse me, mate. That's my show. Are you boys? Okay shame on you too. What's the idea leaving a lady all alone in the middle of the night?
24:35The thieves are inside don't be expecting me to go into that snake pit of dancing and laughter and rowdy merry-making
24:49Unless you really need me
24:55I'm ago. We should go. Yes. I'm going in. Don't worry. We've got loads of time
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25:17There's a yearning in the heart of this young lady
25:21Alone so very far away from home
25:26Across the crowded pub right in the corner
25:29You'll find the stupid louts you're looking for
25:33There's a burning in the heart of this young bosom
25:38Or a big old rock that's hidden in his hat
25:42Yes, the middle one you see holds the diamond treasury
25:47But not for long you dumb
25:55Bumbershoot bumbershoot strolling along with my bumbershoot rain or shine. It's divine. It simply can't be beat
26:03Nothing compares to my bumbershoot
26:06Silken lace class and grace my bumbershoots a treat
26:10Bumbershoot bumbershoot wonderful wonderful bumbershoot in the park on an art my camp is tried-and-true
26:17Bumbershoot bumbershoot who needs a man with a bumbershoot good for walks never talks and goes in the stand when I'm through
26:24Bumbershoot bumbershoot strolling along with my bumbershoot rain or shine
26:28Good for walks never talks and goes in the stand when I'm through
26:58Oh
27:09No boys look there he goes
27:28I'll take that. Come on. Let's go Thomas the cats took Jerry
27:58Oh
28:29Thomas are you? Okay?
28:34Well now I've seen everything oh, there's something familiar about those flying felines
28:48Cemetery property. Oh, that's it. Those three cats are the local grave diggers. Oh
28:54Oh
28:58Yes
28:59I'm gonna be selling this bottom to a cat. He bought it the day before yesterday and odd fellow
29:05Do you know his name?
29:06No, you know cats quiet heights, but I can ask him in a day or two when he picks up his trousers. Oh my word
29:14What are you looking for Holmes?
29:17almost anything my dear Watson
29:20Go sir, that's a good a freshly plucked one at that
29:24We find the fowl this feather came from and our thief's goose is as good as cooked
29:43Careful now those flying cats could be anywhere
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30:19Oh
30:34My goodness, it's the star of home job
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31:19Oh
31:29He's safe more than safe lass he's got a hold of something
31:36That bloke may have got away with a diamond at least we got the key the key to what?
31:49Criminals are a wily sort the reputation of Scotland Yard is at stake
31:58I don't see how we'll ever get you to mr. Holmes's flat with all these bubbies bubbling about wait my dear family friend
32:05The one who sent me to mr. Holmes lives right in this neighborhood. I'm sure I'd be safe there. Then. What are we waiting for?
32:19Oh
32:37Hello professor why red my dear I'm in a bit of trouble may I come in of course my child
32:49I
33:19The horse from the cemetery that means the thief is in the house
33:43No, what are we gonna do?
33:50A key from the horseman, let's see if it works
33:53Ah
34:18Here my dear some tea and biscuits it's just
34:24What the professor ordered I
34:29Apologize for the delay I can't thank you enough professor. I so appreciate your help, of course
34:35Would you please excuse me for just a moment? Help yourself while I check on a small annoyance
34:47Is someone there
34:53You
35:23Oh
35:53I
36:07Take that
36:11Miss red miss red. He's not your friend
36:14Yes, aren't you clever? I am in fact
36:19Professor Moriarty
36:21Who recommended Sherlock Holmes to miss red? I?
36:25Also ordered false clues to be left for him because the only thing sweeter than the perfect crime is the perfect
36:33crime
36:34Committed right under your enemy's nose
36:41The diamond robberies were just the opening act
36:44For the main event, I'm going to steal the crown jewels. Oh, I'm one last thing my child
36:53Thank you, my dear
36:55This machine you see before you is a sophisticated heat ray
37:00Powered by these unique diamonds which are able to intensify the Sun's light
37:05I've designed it to work with the light from a solar eclipse
37:09When the eclipse occurs this machine will send out a powerful beam
37:14Which will be reflected by a series of mirrors to slice through the Tower of London
37:24I think not. You see I've sent your beloved Sherlock Holmes on a wild goose chase
37:40It
37:43Doesn't match off to the next farm any I'm not sure what some something is wrong. Maybe we should take a break
37:51It is already morning and the solar eclipse is about to begin. Ah, we have such a fine view the eclipse
37:59button the diamonds the mirrors
38:03Watson that's it. What's it?
38:05He's going to steal the crown jewels I pray we're not too late
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39:34After that fiasco at the embassy we were lucky to get this assignment my son. It's the easiest job in London
39:41Nobody has stolen the crown jewels since they were moved here in 1903
40:11Oh
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41:11Oh
41:30We'll never catch him now never is not in my vocabulary
41:35I
41:41Bet those cats are behind these robberies
41:44Get down here right now you amazing three birds so I can arrest you
42:15Well, well pussycats looks like using me I've got a rendezvous with pain
42:36Forget about me someone has to stop this coach
42:44Oh
43:03We've got him now who's
43:14Oh
43:30What Maria you've arrived just in time to say goodbye
43:44Ah
44:14Oh
44:44Oh
44:46Oh
45:13Time to fly boys
45:16Oh
45:37A hand up anyone anyone
45:46Oh
45:53Thank you, my dear Watson
45:59And it all works so perfectly on paper
46:03The best laid schemes of mice and men often go awry. There you go constable. Take him back to Scotland Yard
46:11Oh
46:24Boy I'm excited. I'm going to get the promotion and the reward
46:32You know what I'm happy
46:41Oh
46:52I'm so glad it worked out for this friend. She makes a lovely ride. Yes
47:11Ah
47:32That's right, I also do weddings
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