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00:00You
00:31What do you think of good time?
00:43Don't you see?
00:45You need to change it.
00:47What's that?
00:55It's not cool at all.
01:16I thought I'd be able to sit here for decades.
01:20But suddenly I found that some people behind the scenes couldn't wait.
01:26As a guest, I was under the master's nose.
01:29The tricks of those ghosts are self-proclaimed.
01:32I really thought that half a bowl of water could mix black and white and do whatever you want.
01:36Sir
01:37This time I can't leave the town with you.
01:41This is my farewell gift.
01:43Keep it in mind.
01:45Maybe there will be another chance in the future.
02:11Interesting
02:15Interesting
02:23I like it.
02:35Zhao Yao
02:36You should go back to school and move things home.
02:38Of course.
02:39If you just like someone secretly, the Buddha can't stop you.
02:43Because of the supreme teacher, it's just a warning to the non-spiritual world.
02:49I didn't say non-spiritual.
02:53It smells good.
02:59Zhao Yao
03:14That's right.
03:16The lion is not afraid of the rabbit.
03:18I did offend the girl.
03:21But I don't know how to die.
03:23How do you think I don't care?
03:25What I do is my business.
03:29You can take a look.
03:33You can take a look.
03:41The art of war is fast and unbreakable.
03:47Even if the world is divided into two.
03:53But as long as it's before that, it's a combination of the ten deities.
03:59It's just a big tree.
04:03What's more, it's you.
04:12It's not what you think it is.
04:17This land is similar to the so-called small world of the country.
04:28Here I am.
04:41Who taught you swordsmanship and swordsmanship?
04:47Retreat.
04:48Retreat.
04:56The five paths are important.
05:00Don't be brave for a moment and ruin your mood.
05:06It's your freedom to listen or not.
05:08It's my business to say or not.
05:11Young General
05:13It's a pity.
05:16This sword can only carry the weight of two words at most.
05:19Otherwise, based on your qualifications,
05:21Three words must be more than enough.
05:42This is not the sword I am looking for.
05:53Do you know who I am?
05:56I heard that every hour here will change a saint.
05:59I'm sure you're a saint.
06:03Otherwise, I wouldn't have done it so directly.
06:07Do you know what you gave up?
06:13Miss, you'd better put this sword away.
06:21It's a good thing to have one more thing to protect yourself.
06:27It's so sharp.
06:29It's destined to be a sharp sword.
06:36Can a saint insult my sword casually?
06:39Give me the word.
06:41I don't care.
07:39Be careful, Your Highness.
07:49Grandpa Wu, we have more things to do.
07:52It's better to do less.
07:54Your Highness, this person is a lover who has entered the world.
08:12You can't be careless.
08:14How dare you!
08:39Come out!
08:45Come out!
08:52A flying sword?
08:53The cultivation here is so suppressed that it can be used as a flying sword.
08:57Miss, you are really not simple.
09:00If it weren't for me, you would have died.
09:04Your Highness, be careful that he deliberately sacrificed his life to win your trust.
09:10If it doesn't work, I'll...
09:12Apologize.
09:13My name is Gao Zhen.
09:14I'm a member of the Sui and Yi Yang Armies.
09:16You were going to kill him just now.
09:18Although you have your reason,
09:19I don't think this is right.
09:21If Grandpa Wu has offended you,
09:23I would like to apologize with this treasure.
09:26Your Highness, you can't do that.
09:28This jade seal is where your fate is.
09:31There is no such thing in the world.
09:33I'm so dirty.
09:35How can I be compared with you?
09:37Your Highness, you are forcing me to die.
09:43A gentleman doesn't take orders from others.
09:44Miss!
09:45See you next time.
09:49Get up, Grandpa Wu.
09:50It's not a good place to kneel.
09:52The twelve Great Sculptors of Sui have always been under the control of the emperor.
09:57I know the importance of things.
10:01Fight back!
10:12Fight back!
10:42Stop!
10:51Stop!
10:52Stop!
11:12The Immortal Wu Diao Si of the Immortal Sects.
11:14Don't you know that the girl was raised by the Shaos
11:17and will become my most powerful shadow assassin in the future?
11:22In my eyes,
11:23Your Highness's safety is more important than anything else.
11:26Shut up!
11:27You even talked back to me for my plan.
11:29I'm the future crown prince of Sui.
11:32I'm the master of you, the old bastard.
11:35Your Highness is good at scolding.
11:37You have the style of the emperor.
11:41I still say that.
11:43It's better to kill wrongly than to let it go.
11:47Do you also want to compete with me?
11:51I broke my promise.
11:53I hope you can understand my hard work as a servant.
11:58May I ask if you are Mr. Qi from the Shanya Academy?
12:00If you are willing,
12:02I, the Great Sui, can give you the title of State Preceptor.
12:06If you didn't take over the Great Jiyuan first,
12:09you would not have been able to leave easily today.
12:14Leave quickly.
12:18Your Highness.
12:20Your Highness.
12:50Your Highness.
12:59When I'm gone,
13:01I'll leave my mother to you.
13:03Can you take care of her?
13:04Yes.
13:07Father.
13:18Father!
13:20I don't want to be a mother!
13:23I don't want to be a father!
13:27I don't want to be a father!
13:30Father!
13:44Peace.
13:50Let's go.
13:56Chen Ming!
13:58Chen Ming!
14:01Chen Ming!
14:02Come here!
14:04Weirdo!
14:05A big bowl!
14:06Water, water, water!
14:08Take it easy.
14:10I ran into a weirdo with a big bowl in his hand.
14:13He poured water into it.
14:15It almost filled up the whole town!
14:18Next time I send it in, it will be on fire.
14:21Are you talking about the storyteller in the arms of our ancestors?
14:26I saw that old man go to my house.
14:28Is he going to kill me?
14:30What should I do?
14:33I'll go home with you.
14:39Your house is on fire.
14:40Let's talk later.
14:41Oh.
14:46For the sake of the ancestors of Songxia,
14:49I won't mind your unkindness.
14:53But I have decided to take Gu Can as my disciple.
14:57If you have the ability, take him.
15:00If you don't have the ability, leave.
15:03I'm sure you know.
15:05If you want to have the Yun Gen Stone,
15:07you have to save our Yunxia Clan.
16:12I'll leave first.
16:15Remember to close the door.
16:18Don't overdo it.
16:21What a shit general.
16:24Despicable.
16:30Chen Ping'an, I'm scared.
16:36Ping'an, you're here.
16:37Hello, aunt.
16:39Come in.
16:41Come in.
16:49Can, stop it.
16:51Mr. Dong.
16:51Come to see your master.
16:53Mom, I don't want to be his disciple.
16:55I'd rather be his father.
16:57What are you talking about?
16:59If you really want to take him as your disciple,
17:01at least he has to be willing.
17:03Yes.
17:08Ping'an, Ping'an, listen to me.
17:10Aunt,
17:11Gu Can, he...
17:11Don't worry.
17:13This master
17:14really wants to take Can as his disciple.
17:16He doesn't have the brain for learning.
17:19He's not as clever as you.
17:20What can he do here?
17:22If he can practice with the master,
17:25he will be successful.
17:28Chen Ping'an.
17:31Can's future is right in front of him.
17:33Ping'an.
17:40With the master,
17:41someone will protect you.
17:43It's a good thing.
17:44Okay.
17:45What does he mean?
17:47Listen to your mom.
17:54Then I'm leaving.
18:11Can, come here.
18:15Come on, Can.
18:16Go.
18:18Look carefully.
18:19Go.
18:20What's in it?
18:29Little...
18:31Little rice ball.
18:32It's me, Chen Ping'an.
18:35Shut up.
18:40Can.
18:42Can,
18:43it's okay for cultivators
18:46to fight for immortality.
18:49Kneel down now.
18:51I take you as my disciple.
18:55Damn old man.
18:57He's Chen Ping'an.
18:58I'll give him back.
19:07Stop.
19:08Don't worry.
19:09Just let him rest in it.
19:13In case his recklessness
19:15ruins the great cause.
19:18Mom.
19:19Chen Ping'an.
19:20Where are you?
19:22Little rice ball.
19:30Mom.
19:32Chen Ping'an.
19:39Tell me.
19:41When is Chen Ping'an's birthday?
19:43The fifth day of the fifth month.
19:45Bad luck.
19:46The fifth day of the fifth month.
19:49I see.
19:51His father broke such a big rule.
19:54He died a terrible death.
19:59What?
19:59Your son took his great cause.
20:02You feel guilty and regret?
20:04Of course I feel guilty.
20:05But I never regret.
20:08If I were Chen Ping'an's mother,
20:10I would do the same for my son.
20:14Not necessarily.
20:17He would.
20:18Parents in the world can be respectful,
20:22pitiful and hateful.
20:25But for the future of Gu Can,
20:28his fate with Chen Ping'an
20:32must be cut off.
20:38Chen Ping'an.