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00:06:00I have to fit my dreams in the whole city
00:06:07I can identify the pain with a smile
00:06:12I am the door to the heart
00:06:17I am a flying bird
00:06:22I am the door to the heart
00:06:26I am a flying bird
00:06:31I am the door to the heart
00:06:37My eyes are on you
00:06:42Let's cast a spell on each other
00:06:47Let's make our hearts colorful
00:06:53Let's make the world shine
00:06:56I am the door to the heart
00:07:01I am a flying bird
00:07:05I am the door to the heart
00:07:09Uncle, has the prayer not started yet or has it started again?
00:07:14Mr. Vicky, there is still time.
00:07:16This is not an ordinary ritual.
00:07:18You have to mix the powder of the bones of the bats with the urine of a white crow.
00:07:23Only then can this ritual be performed.
00:07:25Uncle, you should sell your stories to those people who read your stories.
00:07:30I am a modern boy.
00:07:32I have made the whole city a city of idiots.
00:07:34Mr. Vicky, the house where this ritual will be performed,
00:07:38she will never be able to step into that house.
00:07:40Really?
00:07:41Have you ever heard of a witch's daughter?
00:07:44Or a mother's daughter?
00:07:46Mr. Vicky, she will come.
00:07:48Loosen your pockets and let me write on the wall.
00:07:51Uncle, write on the wall carefully.
00:07:54And listen, write clearly.
00:07:57If I find out that you didn't come to study yesterday,
00:08:00then the queen will enter inside.
00:08:02Yes, yes, I will come.
00:08:04My mouth will be crooked one day, aunty.
00:08:09Close the gate, sir.
00:08:13Do you have anything to eat?
00:08:14The king has just made it.
00:08:16Have you got time to eat?
00:08:18What is it?
00:08:19Do you also have to work from tomorrow?
00:08:20I don't need it.
00:08:21The sewing machine is enough for me.
00:08:23And you also don't need it.
00:08:25Otherwise, will you hang on the hanger?
00:08:27Are you joking, daddy?
00:08:28And where have you been?
00:08:29You have fasted for the next four days.
00:08:31You are wasting my energy.
00:08:33Fasting again?
00:08:34Concentrate on your work.
00:08:36In a while, the line of ladies is going to be drawn.
00:08:38Daddy, how many times have I told you?
00:08:40Stop doing this alter-shelter work.
00:08:42Loosen your petticoat.
00:08:43Tighten your blouse.
00:08:45Otherwise, we will order new clothes.
00:08:47Brand new clothes only.
00:08:49Only?
00:08:50And what will you do with the rest of the year, son?
00:08:53Will you do sports?
00:08:54Daddy, it is very difficult to explain to you.
00:08:57Listen, listen, listen.
00:09:00Look, sit calmly and learn from me how to run the shop.
00:09:06Otherwise, if your daddy goes to heaven,
00:09:10then you will not be able to run the shop alone.
00:09:12Daddy, even if God himself comes to earth,
00:09:14you will not be able to run the shop.
00:09:16You will keep loosening women's petticoats all day.
00:09:20Son, you have to do the same in the future.
00:09:25Daddy, I was not born to loosen petticoats.
00:09:28Then what have you been born to do, son?
00:09:31I don't know yet.
00:09:32But I will know in a few days.
00:09:42High five.
00:09:49Give it to me.
00:09:50Brother Vicky, how are you?
00:09:52Take this.
00:09:53Make it a suit.
00:09:54Ram, take sister-in-law's measurements.
00:09:55Go back a little.
00:09:57Length 48.
00:09:58Shoulder 14.5.
00:09:59Move your feet, sister-in-law.
00:10:00Hello.
00:10:01Armhole 16.
00:10:02Waist 37.
00:10:03Chest 38.
00:10:04Waist 42.
00:10:05Turn around, sister-in-law.
00:10:06Yes.
00:10:07Hip 44.
00:10:08Neck 10.
00:10:09Deep or medium?
00:10:10No, no, not deep.
00:10:11Medium is fine.
00:10:12Deep is good, sister-in-law.
00:10:13Do it in fashion.
00:10:14You will look good.
00:10:15I am telling you.
00:10:16My son is a God incarnate.
00:10:19Do you want to tighten it?
00:10:20This is the shoulder.
00:10:21But this donkey doesn't value his own talent.
00:10:38What is this boy?
00:10:40What is this?
00:10:42I have stitched thousands of clothes.
00:10:44But the way he moves his hand on the machine,
00:10:46it feels like it is God's fingers.
00:10:49And the way he moves this scissor,
00:10:51it feels like it is Saraswati's flute.
00:10:54And when he puts a thread in the needle,
00:10:57it feels like it is a conch.
00:11:00Really, this is the fruit of previous birth.
00:11:10I am a bird of the heart.
00:11:14I am a bird of the heart.
00:11:24I am a bird of the heart.
00:11:40I am a bird of the heart.
00:11:53Hi.
00:11:58Hi.
00:11:59Your name is Vicky, right?
00:12:01Yes, yes.
00:12:03I saw you last year during the puja.
00:12:06Okay, okay.
00:12:08I have heard a lot about you.
00:12:12I don't live here anymore,
00:12:13but I come here every year during the puja.
00:12:16Okay, okay.
00:12:17Can you make a garland for me?
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:21How much time?
00:12:23Two hours.
00:12:24Can't you be a little early?
00:12:26Ten minutes.
00:12:29I want it by the last day of the puja.
00:12:31For the Mangal Aarti.
00:12:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:12:42Vicky, please.
00:12:45Can't you be a little early?
00:12:51No problem.
00:12:52I will get it done somewhere else.
00:12:55Okay, the day after tomorrow.
00:12:58The day after tomorrow.
00:12:59Thank you so much.
00:13:03My name?
00:13:10Can you move the cardigan a little?
00:13:13Move it.
00:13:15Turn around.
00:13:17Turn around.
00:13:19Turn around again.
00:13:23There you go.
00:13:26Here you go.
00:13:39I am going to the temple in the evening.
00:13:41Good.
00:13:48For the Sandhya Aarti.
00:13:49Very good.
00:13:56The temple is closed in the evening.
00:13:58Okay, okay.
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:36Did you see?
00:14:39The horse doesn't look at you.
00:14:41How do you get it on your body?
00:14:44You are very smart.
00:14:45When we leave that lane,
00:14:47it looks at us from left to right all the time.
00:14:49It doesn't look at you, it stares at you.
00:14:56Is everything okay?
00:14:59Will you say something?
00:15:00What happened?
00:15:02Love at first eyesight.
00:15:03Love at first eyesight.
00:15:05Love at first sight.
00:15:08We went to the English speaking course together.
00:15:09We don't need to be sex fair.
00:15:12Who is the girl?
00:15:13The one who came to the last puja.
00:15:15The one with long hair.
00:15:17The one with long hair.
00:15:18Yes, yes.
00:15:19The one you were talking about last year.
00:15:21She is not a water monkey that I will talk about her.
00:15:23She came to me like the wind.
00:15:26She held my hand and said,
00:15:29Vicky, please.
00:15:31She held your hand.
00:15:32A bell.
00:15:33She said, please.
00:15:34Yes.
00:15:35She is throwing it and you are wrapping it.
00:15:37I swear on the sewing machine.
00:15:38She held your hand and said, Vicky, please.
00:15:42Vicky, please.
00:15:44Vicky, please.
00:15:47Vicky, please.
00:15:48That's what I am saying, Vicky, please.
00:15:50Your little sister-in-law Prem is not here.
00:15:52Give me your hand.
00:15:55Vicky, please.
00:15:57Learn from Prem.
00:15:59And why did she come to you?
00:16:00To get her clothes stitched.
00:16:02To get her clothes stitched.
00:16:03This is a ready-made shop.
00:16:05Who stitches clothes in today's date?
00:16:06Hey, monkey.
00:16:07The craftsmanship of the hand is something else.
00:16:10And love is not ready-made.
00:16:12You have to stitch it with love.
00:16:15You are right.
00:16:17Vicky, please.
00:16:19Sir, write it in the copy.
00:16:22Jealousy.
00:16:24She held my hand.
00:16:26Smell it.
00:16:27Sunflower.
00:16:29I think you will get married soon.
00:16:32I am also getting married soon.
00:16:34Hey, get out of the dream world.
00:16:36Today is the first day of the veneration.
00:16:38I mean, I have kept the location of the party at my uncle's house.
00:16:42The next four nights are full of fun.
00:16:45Nobody be late.
00:16:46I mean, sleep in the day and wash in the night.
00:16:49Sandalwood.
00:16:50That is in the day.
00:16:53Just tell me, why do you show tantrums?
00:16:57If you say, I will become crazy for you.
00:17:01I feel a little shy to say it.
00:17:05But I will make a pillow of your lap and sleep.
00:17:10We have come from Kedre, from Toparwari.
00:17:14Sometimes leave from Darling Chanderi.
00:17:18Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:22Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:26Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:30Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:34Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:38Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:42Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:46Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:49Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:53Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:17:57Sometimes come to the mansion.
00:18:00You guys come to the mansion.
00:18:01We will come in five minutes.
00:18:02What will you do here?
00:18:03I feel restless.
00:18:04I have been thinking about God for many days.
00:18:06What happened Vicky?
00:18:07Are you possessed by God?
00:18:08Bhopal is also ahead.
00:18:09I have been waiting for a year.
00:18:10Let's go Vicky.
00:18:11Come on, let's go.
00:18:12One minute.
00:18:14He is in the trouble of the lehenga seller.
00:18:16Vicky please.
00:18:17I feel restless.
00:18:18Is sister-in-law coming?
00:18:20I will also go.
00:18:21No sister-in-law is coming.
00:18:23I have brought prasad for you.
00:18:24What prasad?
00:18:25You have put a lot of prasad.
00:18:26You regret a lot because of a girl.
00:18:28What happened?
00:18:29There was a girl who ruined Vishwamitra's penance.
00:18:31I am not Vishwamitra.
00:18:32I don't want any boon.
00:18:35I have been standing since childhood.
00:18:36I don't want anyone to ruin my penance.
00:18:38You explain to him.
00:18:39What are you saying?
00:18:40Take me to the girl.
00:18:42Let's go Vittu.
00:18:43Hey.
00:18:44Take me.
00:18:45Come soon.
00:18:46I am coming.
00:18:47You too.
00:18:48Go.
00:18:49Let's go.
00:19:16Hi.
00:19:17Hi.
00:19:18Hey.
00:19:19Hello.
00:19:20I thought you didn't understand.
00:19:21No.
00:19:22I understood.
00:19:23It just takes time.
00:19:24But it's not like that.
00:19:25My experience is less.
00:19:26I mean to say I can understand if you tell me what you wanted to say.
00:19:27I will talk to you later.
00:19:28Why are you talking in English?
00:19:29Hey Vittu.
00:19:30Come.
00:19:31I will talk to you later.
00:19:32I will talk to you later.
00:19:33Vittu.
00:19:34I will talk to you later.
00:19:35Come.
00:19:36Come.
00:19:37I will talk to you later.
00:19:38Vittu.
00:19:39Vittu.
00:19:40Come.
00:19:41Vittu.
00:19:42Come.
00:19:43I will talk to you later.
00:19:44Come.
00:19:45Coming up?
00:19:45I mean, in the lessons, when I...
00:19:47Is there a problem in saying coming up?
00:19:50No, why?
00:19:51No, if there was, there's a solution.
00:19:53No, no, I'll just say it.
00:19:55Quickly.
00:20:00Peacock.
00:20:01Peacock is our national bird.
00:20:02Peacock's tail is long and thin.
00:20:03Peacock's height is about 8 feet.
00:20:04Peacock is very beautiful.
00:20:05Peacock's wings have a beautiful color.
00:20:07Some people believe that when a peacock
00:20:08drinks its tears, it gives birth to a baby peacock.
00:20:10When a peacock swims in the monsoon,
00:20:11people get mesmerized by it.
00:20:13Just like I get mesmerized by you.
00:20:15What?
00:20:18Sorry.
00:20:20By the way, you look really good today.
00:20:24You look good too.
00:20:26Really?
00:20:30You're a little late.
00:20:31The aarti is over.
00:20:32It's over?
00:20:33Yes, it's over.
00:20:34Oh, I didn't realize the time.
00:20:36Yeah, the weather is like that.
00:20:40Tomorrow, I'll tell you before the aarti starts.
00:20:42I'll call you.
00:20:43Give me your number.
00:20:45I don't have a mobile phone.
00:20:47You don't have a mobile phone?
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:52Then if we...
00:20:52I mean, if anyone wants to talk to you,
00:20:54or make friends over the phone, how will they do it?
00:20:57I don't know about anyone, but...
00:21:00If you want to do it, then...
00:21:03Then?
00:21:05Just remember me.
00:21:08I'll come over.
00:21:10Okay, okay, I'll remember you.
00:21:15Letter?
00:21:17To Vicky?
00:21:18For me?
00:21:20No, no.
00:21:21Open it tomorrow morning.
00:21:24Tomorrow morning?
00:21:25Yes.
00:21:27Okay, okay.
00:21:34By the way, it's going to be dark soon, right?
00:21:36It's going to be pitch black.
00:21:38I'm always waiting for the night.
00:21:44Okay, okay, okay.
00:21:54What's the point of riding a bike if you run out of petrol?
00:21:57Is your petrol your enemy, Bittu?
00:21:59Hey, burn the petrol.
00:22:01Don't think about the petrol, think about Vicky.
00:22:03Bittu, stop being jealous.
00:22:05Huh?
00:22:06It was his luck. He found a girl.
00:22:08Then introduce me to her. Why are you hiding it from me?
00:22:10I don't think there's a girl.
00:22:12But if there is, then there's something fishy about her.
00:22:14I'm talking to you. What are you listening to?
00:22:16Are you listening to Kishore Kumar?
00:22:18Again?
00:22:20What?
00:22:22Rudra brother!
00:22:24Hello, Rudra brother.
00:22:25Is he okay?
00:22:26Yes, he's fine.
00:22:27Where did he go alone at this hour?
00:22:29Why? What happened?
00:22:30The veneration has begun.
00:22:32She's going to come for the next four nights.
00:22:34Who?
00:22:37She.
00:22:41A woman.
00:22:43Rudra brother, why are you scaring her for no reason?
00:22:45I'm not scaring her.
00:22:47I'm just warning her.
00:22:49Look, in the whole world,
00:22:51we're the only city
00:22:53where no man is safe outside the house
00:22:55during the four nights of the veneration.
00:22:59She picks up men
00:23:01and only leaves their clothes.
00:23:03Clothes.
00:23:05The thing is, you two are dear to me
00:23:07and that's why I'm teaching you for free.
00:23:09If you don't want it, I'm leaving.
00:23:11Rudra brother, tell me.
00:23:13Make a triangle.
00:23:17What is it?
00:23:19Leave it.
00:23:21Okay, it's there.
00:23:25Yes.
00:23:29There are rules
00:23:31for avoiding women.
00:23:33Rule number one.
00:23:35No matter what happens,
00:23:37don't leave the house
00:23:39during the four nights.
00:23:41Only the man
00:23:43is safe who has
00:23:45written outside the four walls,
00:23:47O woman, don't come tomorrow.
00:23:49Rule number two.
00:23:51If you have to go outside
00:23:53for some reason,
00:23:55don't be a lion, be a fox.
00:23:57Fox? Why a fox?
00:23:59Don't go alone in a pack.
00:24:02Rule number three.
00:24:04If a woman
00:24:06meets you,
00:24:08she will first call you
00:24:10by your name.
00:24:12Hello.
00:24:14What do you have to do?
00:24:16Take out your slipper
00:24:18and run.
00:24:22Don't run.
00:24:24Keep walking.
00:24:26What do you have to do?
00:24:28Keep walking.
00:24:30She will call you again
00:24:32with more love.
00:24:34What do you have to do?
00:24:36Keep walking.
00:24:38She will call you again
00:24:40with more love
00:24:42like a dream girl.
00:24:44Embrace me
00:24:46so that there won't be
00:24:48a happy night again.
00:24:50You will feel this way.
00:24:52Your breathing will get faster
00:24:54and your heartbeats will increase.
00:24:56You will start remembering
00:24:59No.
00:25:01There is no man
00:25:03who can't turn
00:25:05after the third call of a woman.
00:25:07Your control
00:25:09will be over.
00:25:11And as soon as you turn,
00:25:15you are gone.
00:25:19But brother Rudra,
00:25:21there must be a way.
00:25:23Yes. Rule number four.
00:25:25The most important thing
00:25:27if you want to save yourself from a woman
00:25:29is that whatever happens,
00:25:31you...
00:25:33Yes, Sama?
00:25:35What? You are going to come into my life?
00:25:37Yes. I will come with my life.
00:25:39Brother Rudra!
00:25:41Brother Rudra!
00:25:43Rule number four.
00:25:49Keep walking.
00:25:51Keep walking.
00:25:53Keep walking.
00:25:55Don't make any noise.
00:25:57Keep walking.
00:26:05Wait for two minutes.
00:26:07No. Keep walking.
00:26:25Mum?
00:26:31Pittu?
00:26:33What happened?
00:26:35Look at them, brother.
00:26:37What?
00:26:39There is someone.
00:26:41I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:27:06Let's go inside.
00:27:07What was that?
00:27:08How would I know?
00:27:09Now don't tell Vicky inside, or else I'll beat you up.
00:27:12Did you understand?
00:27:13Did you understand?
00:27:14I didn't understand.
00:27:16Where did he go?
00:27:18What happened?
00:27:19Nothing.
00:28:08I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:28:28Take my heart.
00:28:31Take my life.
00:28:33In return, give me a little.
00:28:35Yes, a little.
00:28:36Move your waist.
00:28:38Take my heart.
00:28:40Take my life.
00:28:43In return, give me a little.
00:28:45Yes, a little.
00:28:46I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:28:56Take my heart.
00:29:27I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:29:35Take my heart.
00:29:38Take my life.
00:29:41In return, give me a little.
00:29:44I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:29:50Take my heart.
00:29:53Take my life.
00:29:56In return, give me a little.
00:29:59I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:30:07Take my heart.
00:30:10Take my life.
00:30:13In return, give me a little.
00:30:17I don't know why you are running away, because you are running away.
00:30:24Oh
00:30:54the
00:31:24Come on, let's go.
00:31:46Hey, come on.
00:31:48She's my girlfriend.
00:31:50I called her for friendship.
00:31:55Come.
00:31:56All this friendship is not allowed here.
00:31:58It was enough when you called the dancer.
00:32:00Uncle will beat us if he finds out.
00:32:02You go out and start the generator.
00:32:04You should have told me that these people are going to come.
00:32:06Don't worry, darling.
00:32:08I have set up a room upstairs.
00:32:10No one will come.
00:32:12Just you, me and you.
00:32:14Come.
00:32:16Still, if you had told me, I would have brought my friends.
00:32:18Your friends would have locked themselves in the room.
00:32:20Go upstairs.
00:32:24Get in.
00:32:46Come in.
00:32:48Do you have luggage?
00:32:50Luggage?
00:32:52I have brought my friends.
00:32:54Oh, luggage.
00:33:18Hello.
00:33:20Who is it?
00:33:30Listen.
00:33:32Do you have luggage?
00:33:34Luggage?
00:33:36No, I don't have it.
00:33:38Ask some boy.
00:33:40Do you have luggage?
00:33:42I don't have it.
00:33:44Let's go.
00:33:50Let's go.
00:34:04Light is on.
00:34:06Light is on.
00:34:08I have got my luggage.
00:34:10Have you switched off the light?
00:34:12But I want the light.
00:34:14I want to see my luggage.
00:34:16You are from the era of Adam and Eve.
00:34:18You are a coward.
00:34:20Get down.
00:34:30What happened?
00:34:32What happened?
00:34:34What happened?
00:34:36Your friends locked themselves in the room.
00:34:38My friends?
00:34:40Yes, they locked themselves in the room.
00:34:42Look down.
00:34:44Get inside.
00:34:46Get inside.
00:34:50Clothes.
00:34:52Clothes?
00:34:54Narendra's clothes.
00:34:56Narendra's clothes.
00:34:58Only clothes?
00:35:00He took the iron.
00:35:02This is a woman's job.
00:35:04Whenever she takes a man from the village,
00:35:06she leaves the clothes.
00:35:08Narendra's clothes.
00:35:10Narendra's clothes.
00:35:12Narendra's clothes.
00:35:14I don't understand one thing.
00:35:16How did the woman come inside?
00:35:18How do I know?
00:35:20I had written on the wall in the morning that she has to come tomorrow.
00:35:22So that we can party peacefully.
00:35:24Someone has killed her.
00:35:26I think that she has put all her energy to kill everyone.
00:35:28What money do you have there?
00:35:30Who was there?
00:35:32Tell me.
00:35:34Who was there?
00:35:36Vicky.
00:35:38Was it you?
00:35:40No, I didn't do it.
00:35:42Then who did this?
00:35:44Yes.
00:35:46Vicky, you were dancing.
00:35:48I know that.
00:35:50You also peed in my house.
00:35:52Yes, I peed.
00:35:54I didn't pee there.
00:35:56You peed in the same place.
00:35:58I will do my work.
00:36:00My friend is missing because of your work.
00:36:02Is it Chelsea?
00:36:04Won't you listen to me?
00:36:06You made her disappear.
00:36:08I didn't make her disappear.
00:36:10You made her disappear.
00:36:12You made her disappear.
00:36:14Stop.
00:36:16Stop.
00:36:18Stop.
00:36:20Stop.
00:36:22Stop.
00:36:24Stop.
00:36:26Stop.
00:36:28Stop.
00:36:30Stop.
00:36:32Stop.
00:36:38I am late.
00:36:40My dad must be waiting for me.
00:36:42We didn't inform mom.
00:36:46Alright.
00:36:48Let's see.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.
00:37:09This is not a good idea.
00:37:18Hey, brother.
00:37:19Yes?
00:37:20A lady is here to meet you.
00:37:21Who is that?
00:37:22Brother, she is...
00:37:24See for yourself.
00:37:27Come on.
00:37:29Come on, kiddo.
00:37:31Did you tell her it's me?
00:37:32I told her, brother.
00:37:37Hey, you?
00:37:38Come here.
00:37:39What are you doing here?
00:37:41I need my money.
00:37:42What money?
00:37:43Hey, the principal's money.
00:37:46Your friend didn't give me the principal's money.
00:37:48So?
00:37:49So you'll give it to me, right?
00:37:50Hey, why would I give it to you?
00:37:51Really?
00:37:52So you'll do the cleaning,
00:37:54and I'll get the money?
00:37:55Did the government impose a ban on my money?
00:37:57Should I do the cleaning for my money?
00:37:59Give me the money.
00:38:01But I heard the principal didn't give it to you.
00:38:04Half of the principal gave it to me.
00:38:07Sister, please.
00:38:08Where will I get the money from?
00:38:09I don't have any money.
00:38:10Look, don't talk too much,
00:38:12or I'll start a protest in front of your shop.
00:38:16Anyway, your father won't like it.
00:38:19I've heard a lot about him.
00:38:20How much did I pay?
00:38:22Dad, I'm here to get my education certificate.
00:38:27Is three thousand okay?
00:38:30Learn it.
00:38:31Yes, mother.
00:38:38What is it, king?
00:38:40Are you going to stand like this or wear something?
00:38:47Take care of your king.
00:38:50You're getting old.
00:38:56Son, I'm going to teach you a lesson today.
00:39:02This time of youth is a very strange time.
00:39:08There's a storehouse of energy in the body.
00:39:11A tank full of energy.
00:39:14And this energy wants to get out of the body.
00:39:19But the body doesn't know what to do.
00:39:23That's why it makes friends with the opposite sex.
00:39:31You know what friendship means, right?
00:39:34Friendship.
00:39:36Son, we were born before you were born.
00:39:41We've been friends for a long time.
00:39:43You've been friends?
00:39:45A long time.
00:39:46But yes.
00:39:49When I met your mother, my perspective changed.
00:39:55The union of men and women...
00:39:57Listen to me carefully.
00:39:58Yes, tell me.
00:39:59The union of men and women is pure.
00:40:04Like the union of heaven and earth.
00:40:07Like the union of Shiva and Shakti.
00:40:10Why are you giving me all this knowledge?
00:40:13I'm giving you this knowledge because you don't give money for friendship.
00:40:17When did I give money for friendship?
00:40:19That...
00:40:21Lady, that girl didn't come for me.
00:40:24I didn't give money for friendship.
00:40:26Will you listen to me?
00:40:28What I'm saying is...
00:40:30Wait for a partner in your life...
00:40:33With whom you can enjoy such a union for the rest of your life.
00:40:38In the meantime, control your energy.
00:40:43If you can't control it, then...
00:40:46Then...
00:40:48Then what?
00:40:50Then be a self-servant.
00:40:52Be a self-servant?
00:40:54What does that mean?
00:40:55What does self-servant mean?
00:40:57It means self-servant.
00:40:58How can you be self-servant?
00:41:00I mean...
00:41:02I mean...
00:41:03Are you done?
00:41:04Let's go now.
00:41:05Listen.
00:41:06Let's go.
00:41:17Where is my energy?
00:41:25My dear Vicky.
00:41:28The girl has started with my dear.
00:41:30So, she will end with love.
00:41:32My dear Vicky, how are you?
00:41:34It's a stupid question.
00:41:36I met her yesterday and she's asking me how I'm doing today.
00:41:38Read it.
00:41:39To be honest, I'm very happy that I got to meet you for some reason.
00:41:44After talking to you, it feels like we've known each other for a long time.
00:41:54Ever since I met you, I feel like...
00:41:56I'm Loti.
00:41:58Sorry, I'm Loti.
00:42:00I feel like meeting you again.
00:42:02And this time, when we meet, my dear Vicky...
00:42:05Can you get these things for me?
00:42:08P.T.O.
00:42:11A quarter of brindi.
00:42:13Half a kilo of mutton.
00:42:15A kilo of glass chura.
00:42:17An apple flower.
00:42:18White cat's hair.
00:42:20And a...
00:42:21What?
00:42:22A lizard's tail.
00:42:25Thinking you with love.
00:42:26With love.
00:42:27I told you.
00:42:28What kind of stupid questions are these?
00:42:30Who asks you to do such weird shopping?
00:42:33And P.T.O.
00:42:34So what?
00:42:35She's cool.
00:42:36Vicky, it's not that.
00:42:38She's asking you for a lizard's tail.
00:42:40And you're from Darjeeling.
00:42:42You're not a lizard's grandfather.
00:42:44The girl didn't ask you to go to Mission Impossible.
00:42:47Jana has been asking you to sew a bussard.
00:42:49Did you sew it?
00:42:50I've been asking you to go to Goa.
00:42:51Did you go?
00:42:52The girl wants to be a hero.
00:42:54Hey!
00:42:56You say something.
00:42:58What will you do now?
00:42:59I said it with so much love.
00:43:00So?
00:43:01I'll have to get it.
00:43:03Hey!
00:43:04There's a saying.
00:43:06When a girl says something, the guy does it.
00:43:08That's it.
00:43:30SUCCESS
00:43:41She's making a Taj Mahal out of our love.
00:43:44Is our brilliant man going to marry her,
00:43:47only a few inches away from him?
00:43:52So, tell me something.
00:43:53Don't you feel anything wrong?
00:43:55There's only one right and wrong view, Pittu.
00:43:58Don't try to act smart with me.
00:44:01I'm telling you, I have a feeling.
00:44:05There's something fishy about this girl.
00:44:07Got it! Got it!
00:44:09Yeah!
00:44:12Damn!
00:44:26Come on, hurry up.
00:44:27Last night, this girl took someone with her.
00:44:29Let's go home before she leaves on a hunt.
00:44:32Come on, let's go.
00:44:33Why are you so scared?
00:44:34One woman can't handle it, and you're scared of the other.
00:44:39Let's go.
00:44:40Let's go.
00:44:42Let's go.
00:45:08Hello, Jaina, meet me quickly.
00:45:11Okay.
00:45:24Vicky.
00:45:25Hi.
00:45:27Hello.
00:45:28Sorry.
00:45:29I got lost in the music.
00:45:32What do you listen to?
00:45:33Total English.
00:45:35Wow!
00:45:37Who's this?
00:45:38Who?
00:45:39Who's this?
00:45:41Aunty, this is my cousin.
00:45:44Jai, he's the Prince of America.
00:45:46Really?
00:45:47Don't you know him?
00:45:48No.
00:45:49Oh, really!
00:45:51Oh, you've stopped worshipping him again?
00:45:53It's because I'm just not good enough for him.
00:45:56Okay, okay.
00:45:59Jai, we got some prasad for you.
00:46:03It's my fast.
00:46:05You can't eat in the prasad.
00:46:08Really?
00:46:09What's the matter, sir?
00:46:11Nothing. You said it, I said it. It's the same thing.
00:46:14By the way, can we go inside?
00:46:16The young priest knows us.
00:46:18We'll get you a mini aarti, a special one.
00:46:21And we'll get you a baby girl for 11 rupees.
00:46:24At least tell us your name...
00:46:25Did you bring my stuff?
00:46:27Yes.
00:46:29I brought everything you asked for.
00:46:31You didn't tell me the brand of the merengue.
00:46:33So I picked it up.
00:46:34It's good that you'll also try a new brand.
00:46:36You'll have a variety.
00:46:38I didn't get the whole white cat.
00:46:40I got a mix of Chitka and Brisi.
00:46:42But what will you do with all this stuff?
00:46:46Will you know everything here?
00:46:51Shall we go somewhere else?
00:46:54So late at night?
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:58Okay, okay.
00:47:00Where shall we go?
00:47:02Come on.
00:47:03I know a place.
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00:48:19The train leaves..
00:48:20Where?
00:48:22Hey.. Brighten your focus.
00:48:24We have to consult hard
00:48:26And the customer we are going to
00:48:28that customer is very sad.
00:48:30What kind of customer?
00:48:31When you used to come to school, how come you're so slow in real life?
00:48:36I go into the depths of everything and do the right thing.
00:48:39My dear P.S.A.P. Kosan,
00:48:41your depths are not showing what we are able to see.
00:48:46This girl,
00:48:48appears once a year like a weak tongue.
00:48:51And always at the time of worship.
00:48:53And do you know who appears at the time of worship?
00:48:55Who?
00:48:57A woman.
00:49:02Brother,
00:49:04open your mind.
00:49:07Has anyone else seen her other than Vicky?
00:49:10No, right?
00:49:12And what does Modi ask for in his first love letter?
00:49:16A cat's tail, a lizard's leg, a tail.
00:49:19That's the same thing.
00:49:20Who asks for all this?
00:49:24He's biting.
00:49:25Brother, switch off the phone.
00:49:26You shut up and pour 50% oil.
00:49:2950% again?
00:49:30At least pour a little more sometime.
00:49:32Why don't you talk to your father?
00:49:35You mix it and see.
00:49:38Rami has gone to meet her, I'm telling you.
00:49:41And our friend is in trouble, do you understand?
00:49:44The woman has laid the trap.
00:49:45And Vicky, who is hungry for love,
00:49:47has himself gone and sat on the trap.
00:49:49He's really biting.
00:49:52Why does a person go blind in love?
00:49:54How would I know?
00:49:55Vittu, blind faith is a very bad thing.
00:49:57No matter what you say, you're not a devotee.
00:49:59Where has this new pair of pigeons gone?
00:50:02Mr. Moti...
00:50:16How do you know about this place?
00:50:21And why have we come here?
00:50:24Because it's dark here.
00:50:26And no one comes here.
00:50:30Darkness?
00:50:35He's not here either.
00:50:37Where could he have gone?
00:50:38You'll see.
00:50:39We'll find his clothes today.
00:50:44Your clothes are nice.
00:50:47Where did you buy them?
00:50:49I've styled them myself.
00:50:51People call me Chanderi's Manish Malhotra.
00:50:56It's not very tight.
00:50:57It's not very tight.
00:50:59Oh, body.
00:51:00How does it open?
00:51:05Listen.
00:51:06Shall we leave?
00:51:08Why? Are you scared too?
00:51:10No, no.
00:51:11We're not scared of ghosts either.
00:51:13But how long will we waste our time
00:51:15chasing a selfish man?
00:51:16But he's our friend.
00:51:22Vittu!
00:51:24So what all do you stitch at your shop?
00:51:27Only lehenga and ghagra or anything else?
00:51:30No, no. We make everything.
00:51:31Complete ladies fashion.
00:51:33Ghagra, lehenga, churidar, patiala,
00:51:34anarkali, modern salwar, pakistan salwar,
00:51:36long kurti, short kurti, garara, sharara.
00:51:38And in blouses, deep neck, baked deep,
00:51:40modern blouse, designer blouse,
00:51:41katori blouse, chamaj blouse, bhagona blouse,
00:51:43suit, skirt, top, M.R.I.D.,
00:51:44frog, gown, mirror work, stone work,
00:51:47designer panty, night phal.
00:51:49Nighty phal.
00:51:51That's it.
00:51:54When will you give me my lehenga?
00:51:57I lost my lehenga in the middle of the night.
00:52:02I made you do a lot of work, didn't I?
00:52:05No, no.
00:52:06There's no problem.
00:52:08I mean, for you, it was nothing.
00:52:15Amina, I should have taken your measurements that day.
00:52:19I thought I did.
00:52:21Well, you always get it right.
00:52:23But in your case, I got it wrong.
00:52:33Take it now.
00:52:35I didn't bring the inch tape.
00:52:38Can't you take it without it?
00:52:41I can take it.
00:52:43Take it.
00:52:45Take it.
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00:54:45Shukru, I miss my mom, Bittu.
00:54:50Should we go back home?
00:54:53You are right, man.
00:54:55We are like parents more than friends.
00:54:57Truth is, truth is.
00:55:00Let's go back.
00:55:07Please leave it.
00:55:10I need to poop.
00:55:15I think we're out of petrol.
00:55:17I told you.
00:55:19I told you.
00:55:21Tell me something.
00:55:23Are you a labourer?
00:55:25You have such a big shop.
00:55:27Letters designed.
00:55:29From Manish Murtaza to Manish Bhavan.
00:55:31What are you doing?
00:55:33Fill it up with 50-50.
00:55:35Or fill it up with all the petrol.
00:55:37It's the same thing.
00:55:39We don't have petrol pump.
00:55:41Push it.
00:55:43Fill it up with petrol.
00:55:45What's wrong with you?
00:55:47The whole city is on strike.
00:55:49We're stuck in the middle of the jungle.
00:55:51And you're asking me what's wrong?
00:55:53Mom told me to come back soon.
00:55:55If I don't come back, she'll lock me up.
00:55:57And put me in a cage.
00:55:59Fill it up.
00:56:05Mom.
00:56:07Huh?
00:56:11Hello?
00:56:17Where did she go?
00:56:19Lehengabali?
00:56:37Lehengabali.
00:57:07Same to you.
00:57:37Lehengabali
00:58:07Lehengabali
00:58:37Son?
00:59:07You met a woman.
00:59:09You bumped into her.
00:59:11What do you want to do?
00:59:19Son?
00:59:23No.
00:59:25Don't turn around.
00:59:27Keep walking.
00:59:33Son?
00:59:37No.
00:59:39I won't do it.
00:59:41I won't do it.
00:59:43I won't do it.
00:59:45I won't do it.
00:59:47I won't do it.
00:59:51The most important thing to remember
00:59:53if you want to be safe from a woman
00:59:55whatever happens
01:00:07don't do it.
01:00:37Son?
01:01:01Son?
01:01:03Son?
01:01:05My son?
01:01:09That woman is cursed.
01:01:11My son has never even touched a girl.
01:01:13But she must be
01:01:15crazy about him.
01:01:17How many times have I told you?
01:01:19Don't hang out with these stupid friends.
01:01:21Don't hang out with them.
01:01:23My son would have been somewhere else today.
01:01:27He's ruined because of these stupid friends.
01:01:29Oh God.
01:01:31Give me strength.
01:01:33Give strength to my son.
01:01:35I know you went to meet her.
01:01:39Stop being jealous of your love life.
01:01:41Don't think about her.
01:01:43Something strange happened.
01:01:45What?
01:01:47Something strange happened when you were with her.
01:01:49What did you do?
01:01:51Tell me.
01:01:53Why?
01:01:55Tell me.
01:01:57We went to the temple.
01:01:59Then we went to the river bank.
01:02:01We were talking.
01:02:03Then she disappeared.
01:02:05She didn't come back.
01:02:07I knew it.
01:02:09I knew it, Vicky.
01:02:11What?
01:02:13That your girlfriend is a ghost.
01:02:15What do you mean?
01:02:17Janna and I were coming to save you.
01:02:19And she kidnapped Janna.
01:02:21What are you saying?
01:02:23Get out of love.
01:02:25Why does your girlfriend
01:02:27disappear every year?
01:02:29She asks for black magic stuff.
01:02:31Have you seen her feet?
01:02:33Are they straight or upside down?
01:02:35Have you asked her name?
01:02:37Do you know her phone number?
01:02:39Has anyone else seen her?
01:02:41Because we haven't seen her.
01:02:43Oh my God.
01:03:13Vicky.
01:03:21Vicky.
01:03:23For the first time, I am feeling sad for you.
01:03:25You fell in love with someone.
01:03:27With a ghost.
01:03:33Go and ask her.
01:03:35Ask your wife.
01:03:37Where did she take Janna?
01:03:39Let's kiss her.
01:03:41And one more thing.
01:03:45Don't tell her that Bittu told you everything.
01:03:49If she finds out, she will kidnap us too.
01:04:11Vicky.
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