I hope you all enjoyed the show :) I had SO much fun filming this one. And please be nice to Jake in the comments, he is the kindest most loveliest guy and deserves to be treated as such!
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00:00I was always destined to be with a younger guy.
00:02Hi guys and welcome to this week's video.
00:10Now, some of you know that Jake is actually 8 years younger than me.
00:148 years!
00:15And to be honest, I was always going to end up with a younger guy.
00:18I don't really like salt and pepper hair, I'm very young at heart and I've always dated
00:23younger guys.
00:24Although there are some positives to dating an older guy, there are also some excellent
00:28things about dating a younger guy.
00:31And here are my top 10.
00:321.
00:33Because you're older than them, I feel like they always want to impress you all the time.
00:38And as a result of that, they're very attentive.
00:41Sit!
00:42And roll over!
00:44Good boy!
00:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:49Stay!
00:50Stay!
00:51Now go and get me a cup of tea.
00:562.
00:57Because you have a lot of energy.
00:58If you know what I mean.
00:59Baby, please!
01:00No!
01:01One more time, baby!
01:02One more time!
01:03Jake, no!
01:04Stop!
01:05Please!
01:06That once is enough!
01:07No, it's not!
01:08Stop!
01:09I mean, if you want them to have a lot of energy, I guess that's a good thing.
01:163.
01:17Now, most of you know I have a very low egg reserve, which is why I have frozen my eggs
01:22twice.
01:23So do you know what I need?
01:24Young, powerful sperm.
01:26Who has young, powerful sperm?
01:324.
01:33Because they're hot.
01:34Give it to me, baby.
01:36Oh, more.
01:37More.
01:38Come on, give it.
01:40Come on, give it to me, baby.
01:42Oh, yeah!
01:43Oh, yeah!
01:475.
01:48I feel like they're just more fun than older guys.
01:51I'm bored.
01:52What can we do?
01:53I know what we can do.
01:56Oh, can we?
01:57It's so much fun, also, can we?
01:59Okay, you be the driver and I'm the passenger.
02:01Ready?
02:02Our wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
02:08Just to clarify, we have never done that and never will.
02:126.
02:13Now, because a younger guy has been on this planet for less amount of time, they've had
02:16less time to, like, collect shit and baggage, you know?
02:21Have you ever had a girlfriend?
02:23No.
02:24Great.
02:25Tick.
02:267.
02:27Now, I am someone that generally tries to delay the responsibilities of becoming older
02:32and saving money to buy a house and all that shit.
02:36A younger man is perfect because they don't care about that either.
02:39An older guy might say, oh, we shouldn't go on holiday because we need to save money to
02:43buy a house.
02:44But a younger guy would be like, oh, let's go to Sri Lanka, let's go to Australia, let's
02:49go to Mexico.
02:50I want to go everywhere.
02:52So do I.
02:538.
02:54Now, I've dated a few boys in my time.
02:57In my experience, I feel like all the younger guys I've dated have been more romantic than
03:02the older ones.
03:03I don't care if they're doing it to try and impress me.
03:05I like it.
03:06Ready, baby?
03:07Yeah.
03:08One sec.
03:09OK.
03:10Happy birthday.
03:11Oh, my God!
03:12Two scooters!
03:13Yeah, you know that.
03:14Why did you get me two?
03:15Well, this one's a six.
03:16It's got your name on it.
03:17And then this is the one you can use to work.
03:19It's all electric and apparently the best one in the game.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22That looks wonderful.
03:23I have one more surprise for you.
03:26I've spoken to your boss because you're going to have to take a month off.
03:28We're getting to Australia for all of September.
03:31All expenses paid, flights, hotel, sorted.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35Oh, my God.
03:36I love you.
03:37Now, Jake did actually buy me those two scooters for my birthday, but he didn't take me to
03:43Australia.
03:44I know.
03:45What a prick.
03:469.
03:47Now, because younger guys tend to have less experience with girls and relationships, you
03:52can kind of tell them how a relationship should go.
03:55So, what do I do now?
03:57So, now you get out your card and you pay for dinner.
04:01What?
04:02Every time?
04:03Yeah, I know.
04:04I know.
04:05Every time.
04:06That's just how a relationship works.
04:07So, now after you pay for dinner, now you've got to pay for the taxi home.
04:10Perfect.
04:11And 10.
04:12And finally, the 10th reason why you should have a younger boyfriend is...
04:16I feel like they're just up for shit, aren't they?
04:18They have a zest for life, don't they?
04:20And I feel like they're just more experimental than older men.
04:23Okay, so tonight what I think will be really fun, because you're experimental, aren't you?
04:26You're open-minded about stuff, right?
04:28Mm-hmm.
04:29Yeah.
04:30So, I thought what would be fun tonight is if I got this and I shoved it right up your
04:35asshole.
04:36I mean, sure, there's a high chance they're going to say...
04:39No fucking way.
04:41But a girl can dream.
04:42So, there you go.
04:43Those are my top 10 reasons to have a younger boyfriend.
04:46That one took me about five minutes to write.
04:49I actually really enjoyed writing that and I really enjoyed filming that with Jake.
04:53He does really well and I really love filming with him.
04:56So, I hope you guys liked it.
04:57Again, if anyone has any suggestions for any videos you want me to do, please let me know
05:00down below.
05:01Also, I would love it if you would follow me on Instagram.
05:03I'm really kind of talking a lot about mental health on there and just kind of motivating
05:09people and trying to remove the stigma of anxiety.
05:11So, if you could follow me, I would be hugely appreciative of that.
05:14I'll also leave Jake's Instagram down below.
05:16Go show him some love because he's just simply wonderful.
05:19And so, I'd like it if you followed him on there too.
05:21I'm going to go because I'm hungry and I want to eat.
05:24So, I'll see you guys soon.
05:25Goodbye.
05:26To me, baby.
05:27More.
05:28More.
05:29Baby.
05:30I'm sorry.
05:31Stop laughing.
05:32I'm sorry.
05:33I'm not entirely sure if I'm a bit funny there.
05:37That round.
05:38By the way, you are the worst singer.
05:40What?
05:41Octopus?
05:42That's not even the tune.
05:45The wheels on the bus.
05:47What are you doing?
05:48The wheels on the bus.
05:50Oh, no.
05:51Fucking hell.
05:55I'm hormonal.
05:56I know.
05:57Tell me about it.
05:58Okay.
05:59One more.
06:02It smells really nice, doesn't it?
06:04Your funny smells good.
06:07Well done.
06:11It's okay.
06:16Alright, fine.
06:17I'll put it up your arse.