Emmerdale 9th August 2024
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00:06🎵 Psycho Tessa!
00:08🎵 Psycho Tessa!
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00:12APPLAUSE
00:14Oh my God.
00:16FOOTSTEPS
00:18Hello.
00:20FOOTSTEPS
00:22FOOTSTEPS
00:24Oof.
00:26Lethal combo that, innit, eh?
00:28Very sexy and health-conscious.
00:30FOOTSTEPS
00:32Oh, hold on. He's doing stretches now, look.
00:34Oh, can't seem to stop looking,
00:36short of jabbing my own eyes out.
00:38Are you two staring at me?
00:40Aye. Just, er, wondering who that is.
00:42You know, in a community-minded
00:44landlady kind of way.
00:46FOOTSTEPS
00:48Ah, stopped outside Vicks.
00:50Oh, no!
00:52Eric said something about a random half-brother of hers
00:54turning up at a funeral yesterday.
00:56I bet that's him.
00:58Apparently they share the same dad.
01:00Wait, he's Jack's son? No, that can't be right, can it?
01:02Well, it is.
01:04How do you know? What we all looking at?
01:06I met him yesterday. His van broke down.
01:08Met who?
01:10Who is that? Just some idiot.
01:12Aw.
01:14He's gone inside now.
01:16Full disclosure, now.
01:18What do you want me to say?
01:20There's nothing to tell.
01:22Well, he's Annie and Robert's half-brother. It's kind of a big deal, love.
01:24Hey, Sarah, do you know anything about this?
01:26What? Some secret half-brother
01:28of your dad's turning up.
01:30What?
01:32SIGHS
01:34SIGHS
01:36Hey, something all right?
01:38No. Can't find the cattle passport
01:40for the auction. It was here the other day.
01:42Somebody must have moved it.
01:44I had a bit of a tidy-round earlier.
01:46It's been here somewhere. What did you do that for?
01:48Well, because the place needs it, all right?
01:50Meaning what, exactly?
01:52Meaning nothing.
01:54Didn't the auction at ten?
01:56Yep.
02:00Anything I can do to help?
02:02No.
02:04Actually, you could move the rest of the herd down to the bottom field.
02:06Right, I thought you needed
02:08that field for the new cattle
02:10because I've just moved them out of it.
02:12Right, so basically you're just going around making extra work for me.
02:14I was just trying to help, all right?
02:16That's why I took the boys to holiday camp
02:18and then I was maybe going to do some of your deliveries
02:20You might not bother next time, eh?
02:22Well, thank goodness for that.
02:24Right, I've got to go.
02:26See you later. Take care. Bye.
02:28You slept with him?
02:30Robert's brother?
02:32I didn't know that at the time, did I?
02:34I'm not a complete idiot.
02:36This is what I hate about you and your hook-ups.
02:38He could have been anyone.
02:40Well, anyone would have been better than this, wouldn't it?
02:42Of all the messed-up,
02:44bad luck.
02:46Well, it's not ideal. Agreed.
02:48And what if he says something to Vic?
02:50Tells her about us?
02:52Only you and him aren't an us, though, are you?
02:54I mean, you didn't even know his name
02:56at the time.
02:58Right, if this is going to turn into some sort of lecture...
03:00It's not.
03:02I mean, it's not what people normally do, is it?
03:04Broadcast their sex lives
03:06to virtual strangers like Vic.
03:08Normal people know, but
03:10that guy's obviously a bit of a weirdo.
03:12He wouldn't have drove off and left me.
03:14I think you're worrying too much.
03:16Mum, it's...
03:18You brought everything back.
03:20About Robert, you know.
03:24I can't go back there again.
03:32How was your run?
03:34Fine.
03:36Ah, so you didn't get lost on the route I suggested.
03:38Got back, didn't I?
03:40I'll stick the kettle on, then. I can make you some toast if you want.
03:42Not for me, Ta. I'm ready for the off.
03:44I thought the garage said it'd take a few days to fix your van.
03:46Decided I can't wait that long.
03:48Besides, they're fitting a radiator, not a new engine.
03:50I don't know why they're making such a meal of it.
03:52You sound like my dad.
03:54He was no nonsense, didn't suffer fools.
03:56I thought we weren't doing this.
03:58Yeah, sorry.
04:00It's just hard when you remind me of him so much.
04:02This is why I didn't want to stay here.
04:04OK, I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.
04:06Makes no odds now.
04:08I'm going.
04:10Vic?
04:12Trish, I said something about a half-brother of yours.
04:14No, you're not.
04:16Um, hey, you must be John.
04:18I'm Sarah, Andy's daughter.
04:20Andy. That's the adopted one, right?
04:22We haven't talked much about stuff.
04:24It's not that straightforward, Sarah.
04:26Well, why isn't it?
04:28Come on, I've got loads of questions.
04:34Flipping it, Trish.
04:36Is that me in?
04:38No.
04:40Pack it in, you see.
04:42Oh, now I really want to know. Let's see.
04:44Look, I'm just making a profile for me.
04:46Finn Dompage.
04:48You what Dompage?
04:50It's short for financial domination.
04:52Look, I thought you might help with me.
04:54Cash flow thing.
04:56OK, this is bonkers.
05:00You think it's a bit OTT?
05:02You see, there's a fine line between, like, you know,
05:04bossy and crazy lady.
05:06The whole flipping idea is crazy.
05:08Why can't I do it?
05:10Why can't I?
05:12Oh, what, take money off books, you get the kicks from being told off,
05:14then ripped off?
05:16Hardly a strong lifestyle choice, is it?
05:18This is just a way of getting fast cash into Mardy Mandy's bossy bank.
05:20Please tell me you're not using your real name.
05:22No, obviously.
05:24But you're going to have to put a picture on there.
05:26Oh, yeah, I know that.
05:28Actually, I need your opinion on that.
05:32Why are you doing that gurning face?
05:34You look like Miss Trenchbolt.
05:36Well, you see, people will recognise you.
05:38So what am I made to do?
05:40Forget the whole thing.
05:42Look, people you meet on there,
05:44they will not be nice.
05:46Trust someone who's
05:48done stuff for money they're not proud of.
05:50But that's why it's great,
05:52cos it's online, it's safe.
05:54Yeah, but things can snowball.
05:56Before you know it, you're agreeing to stuff
05:58you're not comfortable with.
06:00Listen, look what happened to Amania.
06:02She wasn't even doing anything dodgy.
06:04I hear you, right?
06:06And I will be careful, but this seems
06:08like a win-win.
06:10I'm a bossy cow for free, why not earn from it?
06:12I'm sorry, I don't like it.
06:14But if I can't
06:16stop you, then please
06:18just don't tell me anymore.
06:20Cos I'll only worry
06:22about what could go wrong.
06:26So you always knew
06:28Jack was your dad, but you never spoke about
06:30getting in touch with him? That's her asking,
06:32so you can't have a go at me.
06:34Never wanted to.
06:36Look,
06:38mum said she wrote to him when I was little.
06:40Sent a picture of me, explained
06:42everything.
06:44He never replied.
06:46But you never mentioned a letter yesterday.
06:48It was my mum's funeral, what's it matter anyway?
06:50Maybe he never got the letter.
06:52More of a romantic way
06:54to look at it, isn't it? Shame I'm a realist.
06:56Apart from the fact that you didn't know him.
06:58You would have never ignored something
07:00that important. Yeah, what if Vic's right?
07:02You genuinely didn't know that you existed.
07:04That'd be so sad.
07:06Actually, it wouldn't have made a fat lot of difference.
07:08I had an old man who gave her stuff
07:10about me, and my life has been fine.
07:12I'm not a victim here. No one's
07:14saying that you are. And why are you looking
07:16at me like some object of pity?
07:18Sorry, but I'm done here.
07:30Is that your wedding speech?
07:32No, it's
07:34stuffed in a drawer at home. Hopefully when I get
07:36back it might be a little bit funnier.
07:38No, I'm just making
07:40a list of stuff for Italy.
07:42I went through my wardrobe and it's not
07:44quite cutting it. Says who?
07:46Mandy? No, me actually.
07:48Thought I might get myself a linen shirt, some
07:50floppy trousers, a pair of sandals.
07:52Go a bit more stylish. Blimey.
07:54Wow. Well, in that case, you might
07:56not want this tacky load of stuff.
07:58What's that? Well, you know,
08:00it's just a pre-wedding
08:02present for you and Mandy.
08:04His and her slippers?
08:06Bride and groom?
08:08Rubber ducks?
08:10They were only meant to be daft. I thought they'd make you smile.
08:12Did you? Yeah. Anyway, they were
08:14cluttering up the back of the wardrobe, so seeing
08:16as you two are getting wed, I thought I'd
08:18dig them out.
08:20Chas!
08:22Somebody
08:24buy them for us?
08:26So what if they did, alright?
08:28They haven't been used. Mandy loves
08:30a bit of kitsch, doesn't she?
08:32Main thing is, is that we're giving with good intention.
08:34I hope you
08:36two will be really happy. Yeah.
08:38You know, matching slippers and our second little
08:40bath toys. Exactly!
08:42I know it took me a while to get
08:44my head around you two.
08:46Stopped myself from being jealous about Eve having a step mum.
08:48But I have done.
08:50And I'm really sorry I gave Mandy such
08:52a hard time. She don't deserve it.
08:54I appreciate you saying that.
08:56Everyone can see she'd do
08:58anything for you.
09:00She's a good one, Paddy. She is.
09:02And we're happy.
09:04Which is pretty amazing second time
09:06round, after 25
09:08years.
09:10And there I go, being jealous again.
09:14Just don't let anybody ruin what you've got.
09:16I won't.
09:18Chas!
09:20Oh, Trace, sorry for keeping you waiting.
09:22What can I get you?
09:24Erm...
09:26Just a white wine, please.
09:28Thanks, Chas.
09:32Hey.
09:34What are you up to?
09:36What are you staring at?
09:38That numpty.
09:40Right.
09:42Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry if we upset you earlier.
09:44You didn't.
09:46I'd have to care for that weapon.
09:48And you don't, right?
09:50You're all strangers to me.
09:52We're not even related, right?
09:54Your dad was adopted.
09:56I see. Thanks for that.
09:58You all right, Sarah?
10:00Sarah!
10:04What have you said to her?
10:06You know you're fast becoming a nag.
10:08Is that right, is it?
10:10What is your game?
10:12Did you know who I was when you first asked to meet me?
10:14Did I know you used to be
10:16with some random I've never met
10:18and to share jeans with?
10:20No, oddly.
10:22Here's one for you, though.
10:24Anyone ever told you you're insanely paranoid
10:26and a bit of a whiner?
10:30Say that again.
10:36Which bit?
10:38That you're paranoid
10:40or a whiner?
10:42What is your problem?
10:44You lot.
10:46I don't need any of you,
10:48only no one's getting the message.
10:50Especially you.
11:00Oi! What's going on?
11:02Nothing. Just having a little chat.
11:08Somebody's teaching him a lesson.
11:10Just leave it.
11:12He'll have my van fixed
11:14by tomorrow.
11:16Can give it a wash, too, yeah?
11:18That's a good lad.
11:38You alright?
11:40Is Aaron about?
11:42Can you tell him I popped in?
11:44Not his secretary.
11:46Nice one, Jimmy. Thanks for your help.
11:48I'm trying to work something out
11:50but I can't make a man up.
11:52We lost a big client yesterday.
11:54I'm sorry to hear that.
12:00Are you for me or holy scrap?
12:02I'm sorry?
12:04I seem to be
12:06wearing both hats today.
12:08Arthur Blakefield, traffic examiner
12:10for the Vehicle Compliance Agency.
12:12I'm here regarding
12:14Home James haulage and a tachograph check.
12:16Yeah, we had one of them
12:18not long back. I didn't think we'd do another
12:20for ages. We do unscheduled checks
12:22from time to time.
12:24A lot of the vehicles are out on jobs today.
12:26It's probably best you come back another time.
12:28I wouldn't want to waste your time.
12:30Kind of ruins the element of spontaneity,
12:32don't you think?
12:34If we start with the trucks parked up in the lane...
12:36I'll leave you to it, Jimmy.
12:40Right, I'll
12:42get the keys.
12:50Now what?
12:52Paddy was
12:54talking to Chas about you in the pub earlier.
12:56Oh?
12:58What were they saying?
13:00Just how happy you both are.
13:02Look, are you sure you can't come clean
13:04and ditch this whole
13:06online thing?
13:08I'm sure. I'm not asking Paddy
13:10to rescue me trace.
13:12Dingle! I stand on me own two feet.
13:14OK, so if Paddy
13:16came to you with money problems,
13:18that would change the way you feel
13:20about him, would it? No, but if I go begging
13:22to Paddy, then yeah, it'd change how I feel about me.
13:24Especially when the solution is staring me right
13:26in the face!
13:28OK, fine, I give up. It's your call.
13:30But if you are going to do this, you need to be
13:32savvy about it. Take down that photo
13:34and wear something that masks your identity.
13:36What, shall I put some tights over me? I'd like a bank robber.
13:38You stay smart.
13:40I'll stay if he cares.
13:42Thanks, Mum.
13:44All right.
13:46I need to upload this new
13:48profile pic before I go live.
13:54Are you done, then?
13:56Afraid so. And?
13:58You've exceeded your legal driving limits.
14:00Are you sure? I don't guess
14:02the figures, Mr King. I've checked all the
14:04readings twice. Right, only
14:06I can't really see how that's happened.
14:08You've 28 days to pay the fine.
14:10And
14:12if I want to appeal?
14:14If there's been an admin mistake?
14:16Or a rotor error? It tells you how to appeal
14:18on the back. But it won't make
14:20any difference. The rules
14:22are clear. The figures are there in black and white.
14:28To be honest,
14:30I've been struggling lately.
14:32Like a lot of small businesses,
14:34I can't afford a hefty
14:36fine like this.
14:38Should have thought about that before you broke the law.
14:40Bye, then.
14:46Oh, no.
14:48No, that's too capricious.
14:50Oh.
14:52No, don't be stupid, Amanda.
14:54You can't put tights round your head.
14:56Oh, maybe. Yeah.
14:58Maybe.
15:00Oh, yeah.
15:04Oh, yeah. I guess that'll do.
15:06Yeah.
15:14Uploaded.
15:18Oh. Hiya.
15:22This is soon-to-be
15:24Dingle Dingle. I pass.
15:26What are you doing? Nothing.
15:28Dressing up?
15:30No.
15:32Sorry, what were you on about there? About the Dingle Dingle?
15:34Oh, yeah. So I was just thinking,
15:36because we're both Dingles already,
15:38that we could double barrel it
15:40and take each other's names
15:42and then you don't miss out on getting a new one.
15:44I don't want to be Dingle Dingle. Sounds like a phone ringing.
15:46Fair point.
15:48Good job I'm joking, then, innit?
15:50So what are you doing? Nothing.
15:52Oh, this?
15:54No, I'm just having a nosy at some hen party
15:56whilst Leila was chucking, you know, see if there's anything decent.
15:58You big kid.
16:00Oh, Chas gave us this.
16:02Just some daft wedding gifts.
16:04That's nice of her.
16:08You don't know what's in there yet?
16:10I'll take a look later, yeah.
16:12Oh, that's why you've popped back.
16:14Yeah, well, that
16:16and just to see what you were up to.
16:18I had a client cancel and, um,
16:20got a spare half an hour.
16:22Oh, I'd love to, but I'm due back at the salon
16:24any sec, you know.
16:26Can't be turning customers away when there's a wedding to pay for.
16:28Yeah, of course.
16:30Silly idea, really.
16:32Right, I'll leave you to it.
16:34Thank you, Fads.
16:38I love you. I love you too!
16:44Oh, my God.
16:46Right.
16:50Here goes.
16:52It's for real.
16:54Yeah, it's for real, man.
17:00Here goes.
17:02Madame Diamante Tales.
17:10Four footballs!
17:12We're not even halfway through the holidays.
17:16Eh?
17:18That's how many the boys have gone through.
17:20Chip got her teeth into this one.
17:22I'm trying to fix it, but it's out.
17:26Something up?
17:30We've had a visit at the yard.
17:32A tachograph inspection.
17:34And?
17:36Oh, tell me you won't over your hours.
17:44I've been trying to squeeze in a few extra runs.
17:46Try to make the books look a bit healthier.
17:48Yeah?
17:50They're not going to look very healthy after you've paid this, are they?
17:52If we can pay it at all now that we've lost Gorman's.
17:56Why would you even take a risk like that?
17:58I didn't think it was a risk.
18:00I was going to alter the figures before our next routine inspection.
18:04And then this examiner turns up out of the blue.
18:06Oh, God.
18:10The truth is...
18:12When I'm behind the wheel,
18:14it stops me thinking about Angel.
18:18I thought I was killing two birds.
18:20More like killing any chance of our business staying afloat.
18:24We rely on that extra income from the haulage, Jimmy.
18:28We're stuffed without it.
18:30God.
18:42Did you get a result?
18:44I'll say.
18:46We agreed 500, right?
18:48Yeah.
18:50And we had a chat with an ex-colleague of mine.
18:54I think I might have been underselling my services.
18:56Sorry?
18:58You got me for a steal, basically.
19:00Well, you've not really had to do anything.
19:02And?
19:04So what? You want to hike up the price?
19:06I think it's worth a go.
19:08All right, I'll tell you what.
19:10I'm not going to give you any money.
19:12I don't like people being greedy,
19:14moving the core posts.
19:16That's not how I do business.
19:18You can't do that.
19:20Of course I can.
19:22What are you going to do?
19:24Tell your boss?
19:26You'll get sacked if they know you're bent.
19:38Oh.
19:40It's all right?
19:42Yeah, better than that.
19:44We've got a great price
19:46for the herd.
19:48Aw.
19:50Look at you, cracking on with the boys' tea.
19:52I don't reckon
19:54there's many blokes as useful
19:56and as sexy as you are.
20:02Sorry, have I missed something?
20:04What? I don't follow.
20:06You were in a funny mood earlier. You had a right go at me.
20:08Was I? Was I? You couldn't do right for doing wrong.
20:10Well, I'm fine now.
20:12Unless you'd rather
20:14have an argument, obviously.
20:16Well, why would I want to do that?
20:18Good. I'll just go and grab a shower
20:20and get ready for dinner.
20:26You know, what's up with you wouldn't go amiss, though.
20:30Yeah, there's something seriously off with him.
20:32You know?
20:34I hadn't noticed.
20:42I mean, what gives him the right to just throw his weight around?
20:44I mean, that's twice he's nearly gone for you.
20:46Let's just talk about something else.
20:48No, I mean, there must be more to it.
20:50Like, he is hellbent on
20:52winding you up.
20:54Well, you've met him.
20:56He doesn't seem to give a toss about anything.
20:58Not yet, anyway.
21:00Meaning?
21:02Meaning...
21:04I think that it's time
21:06that you and I joined forces again.
21:08Wipe that smug
21:10grin off his face. Properly teach him a lesson.
21:12What do you say?
21:14Do you really have to ask that?
21:16That's why I love you.
21:18LAUGHTER