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Watch the Superhit Comedy Scene from "Taqdeerwala"
Starring Venaktesh, Raveena Tandon, Kadar Khan, Shakti Kapoor
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00:00Hello, police station?
00:25Police station?
00:55Gober ke uple?
00:57Haan.
00:58Inhe dekhne mein kya rakha hai?
01:00Inhe dekhkar aapko koi shanka nahi ho rahi hai.
01:02Kis baat ki shanka bhai?
01:04Koi shanka nahi ho rahi hai.
01:05Kuch nahi ho raha hai.
01:06Thodi si, itni si bhi shanka nahi ho rahi hai.
01:08Achcha tum batao tumko kis baat ki shanka ho rahi hai?
01:11Hamari shanka yeh hai ki gaaye de diwaar par chad kar gober kiya kaise.
01:26Yeh...
01:27Kis tarah ka character hai?
01:31Munna.
01:32Dara idhar aana.
01:33Hmm?
01:34Hmm.
01:37Tumhara gaon kaunsa hai?
01:38Yampuri.
01:40Yampuri?
01:41Hmm.
01:42Jila kaunsa hai?
01:43Nahi.
01:44Waha jila wala kuch nahi hota.
01:45Jila nahi hota?
01:46Hmm.
01:47Bilkul nahi.
01:48Achcha yeh batao ke yeh huliya kya bana rakha hai?
01:52Yeh hamari gaon ka latest fashion.
01:54Latest?
01:55Fashion.
01:56Fashion.
01:58Achcha.
01:59Yeh...
02:00Tumhara gaon jaane ke liye kaunsi bus mein chad kar jaana padta hai?
02:04Hamari gaon jaane ke liye bus mein chad kar nahi jaate.
02:07Bus ke neeche girr kar jaate.
02:10Bus ke neeche?
02:11Neeche gire?
02:12Toh jaate hai.
02:19Bada jeeb aadni hai.
02:21Yeh mujhe samajhta kya hai?
02:23Shut up!
02:24Kya ke naagrik dekhenge toh kya samjhenge?
02:27Okay.
02:30Tum mujhe samajhta kya be?
02:32Be?
02:33Aapne mujhe be kaha?
02:35Neech!
02:36Aadharmi!
02:37Tere sar ke hazaar tukde hoon.
02:39Tere sar ke hazaar tukde hoon?
02:41Impossible!
02:43Shut up!
02:48Yeh sundari.
02:49Kaha hai hamare prabhu?
02:51Ham hai yam.
02:56Arre! Arre!
02:57Arre kya hua?
03:03Yeh kaise vastra dharan kar le hain prabhu?
03:06Modern style.
03:08Aap angrezi bhi seekh gaye?
03:11Chitragupt,
03:12is balika ke saath rehkar hamne
03:14A, B, C, D sab seekh daali.
03:18Wah prabhu!
03:19Aap toh bahut kuch seekh gaye.
03:21Leave that Chitragupt.
03:23And tell me,
03:24where is my future book?
03:27Where is my future book?
03:29Wo sab samajh gaya prabhu.
03:30Bhavishwani na.
03:31Yes.
03:32Sara nagar chhaan maara kahi nahi mili.
03:34Is chakkar mein ek paagal police wala mil gaya tha.
03:37Usne alag meri jaan khaali prabhu.
03:40Toh aisa kyu nahi karte ki
03:41police station jaa kar complaint likhwa dete hain.
03:43Aur wo log pustak ko aise dhool nikaalenge.
03:45Sahi kaha tumne.
03:46Do like that.
03:47Jo aagya prabhu.
03:48Chitragupt,
03:49iss suitcase mein hamare saare abhushan hain.
03:52Ji.
03:53Iss suitcase ko apne kabze mein le lo.
03:56Yes.
03:57Bahut achcha maaraj.
03:59Wah!
04:00Hum gir kar kahaan se kahaan aa gaye.
04:03Pehle manishyon ke paapon ka hisaap kitaab likhne ki padhi nahi parte.
04:07Ab istar itna gir gaya,
04:09ki iss suitcase uthane ki naubat aa gaye.
04:11Kya khusur khusur kar rahe ho?
04:13Kuch nahi prabhu.
04:14Main prasannita se chalte hain.
04:16Main prasannita se chalte raha ho.
04:18Toh baar jaake chalko.
04:19Ji.
04:20Go.
04:21Go.
04:22Go.
04:23Yeh aapne kya kar diya?
04:24Saare abhushan usko de diye.
04:25Koi chura ke le gaya toh?
04:26Don't fear.
04:27Chitragupt aur hamare alawa duniya ke saare logon ko hamare zevar,
04:31kachre ke samaan lagenge.
04:33Napete jao.
04:34Napete jao.
04:35Saab, mera purse gum ho gaya hain.
04:37Kahaan gum ho gaya hain?
04:38Cinema hall mein.
04:39Itne paise the?
04:40Ek hazaar rupeya tha, saab.
04:42Ek hazaar rupeya.
04:43Theek hai.
04:44Mil gaya toh rakh lenge.
04:45Nahi mila toh lota denge.
04:46Next.
04:47Saabji, hamari ek pustak kho gaya hain.
04:50Kahaan kho gaya?
04:51Aakash mein.
04:52Aakash.
04:57Aakash mein?
04:58Tum aakash mein kyun gaye the?
05:00Baadlo mein hamari ek meeting thi.
05:03Baadlo mein?
05:04Meeting.
05:05Meeting.
05:06Meeting.
05:07Meeting.
05:08Acha, baith jao.
05:09Baith jao.
05:10Yeh aadmi mujhe samajhta kya hai?
05:12Aaj mat.
05:13Chahar ke naagrik dekh rahe hain.
05:16Yeh kya hai?
05:17Yeh suitcase hai.
05:18Wo toh main bhi dekh raho.
05:20Magar yeh suitcase ke andar kya hai?
05:22Heere motiyon se jari kanth mala hain.
05:24Ratan jade baazoo band.
05:26Kade, kundal aur nav ratan jada mukud.
05:29Okay, okay.
05:30I see.
05:31Okay.
05:32You see.
05:33Let us see.
05:36Yeh kya?
05:38Isme kya hai, munda?
05:40Heere motiyon se jari kanth mala hain.
05:42Ratan jade baazoo band.
05:44Kade, kundal aur nav ratan jada mukud.
05:49Yeh aadmi mujhe seriously kyon nahi leh raha hai?
05:52Jumpe hai.
05:54Kyon sahabji?
05:55Itne abhushan dekh kar chakkar aa gaya na?
05:59Aayega.
06:00Zaroor aayega.
06:01Sabko chakkar aayega.
06:02Lekin pehle, tum us pustak ki baat karo.
06:04After all, us pustak ki complaint likhane,
06:06tum police station chal kar aaye ho.
06:08Matlab, wo pustak bahut hi important hai.
06:11Jee sahabji.
06:12Aisi kya khaas baat hai us pustak mein?
06:15Kiske praan kab haran karne hai, usme sab likha hai.
06:21Is aadmi ka character meri pakad mein nahi aa raha.
06:23Mera naam sunkar ache ache terroriston ko terror ka fever ho jata hai.
06:27Lekin yeh ajeeb aadmi hai.
06:28Hit list ki kitab kho gayi hai,
06:30toh uski report likhane mere paas chala aaya hai.
06:32Tumko kya lagta hai?
06:33Iske peeche kiski backing hai?
06:36Shut up!
06:39Haan toh Munna, tum kya keh rahe the ki us kitab mein,
06:42kiski jaan kab leni hai, yeh sab likha hua hai.
06:45Jee sahabji.
06:47Toh kya us kitab mein, mera naam bhi likha hai?
06:50Hundred percent likha hai.
06:54Sundari, yeh heme cream khatam hota hi,
06:56doosri heme cream foran leya na?
06:58Nahi, nahi.
06:59Is tarah darjanon ki hisaab se ice cream khaoge,
07:01toh sardi ho jayegi.
07:02Jao, hum tum se baat nahi karte.
07:03Arey, aise baat baat mein,
07:04bachon ki tarah moh phalaoge, toh kaise chalega?
07:07Hum tum se naraz hai.
07:10Naraz hona toh mujhe bhi aata hai.
07:12Jao na.
07:16Bhaiya, chau Manila ice cream dele.
07:18Hey ladki, zarah hume bhi ice cream khilala.
07:24Dekhe, dekhe, mujhe unh gundon se bachaye.
07:26Dekhe, wo aa rahe hai.
07:27Arey, please, meri baat toh suniye.
07:28Dekhe, wo aa rahe hai, bohot khatam naak hai.
07:30Dekhe, please bachaye.
07:32Hum bachayenge toh heme cream khilaoge?
07:35Arey, ek bhi poori dukaan kharid doge.
07:37Dekhe, wo aa rahe hai, bachaye.
07:39Hey chogre, idhara.
07:40Hey mano, yeh dushtata kis liye?
07:43Jao, ghar jao.
07:44Hey.
07:46Yeh kya hai?
07:47Hamara hatiyar hai.
07:48Acha, tumhara hatiyar hai?
07:50Toh yeh hamara hatiyar hai.
07:53Yeh naatak company ki gada se hamara kya karlega?
07:56Dekh lo.
08:05Arey.
08:11Yam hai hum.
08:36Yam hai hum.
08:39Bye.
08:40Aisa kisne decide kiya tum logon ka?
08:43Sehar mein ek naya dada aaya hai, bhaiya.
08:45Ek hi mara aur yeh haal ho gaya.
08:47Thoo.
08:48Hamre batch ka ijjat khaak mein decide kiya?
08:51Arey, tum logon ka haaki kidar hai?
08:54Toot gayi, bhaiya.
08:56Us dada ke paas ek gada hai, bhaiya.
08:58Us gada ke saamne apni haakiyan chikna choor ho gayi, bhaiya.
09:03Hum ek film ke andar chain aur haaki ka fashion dekha.
09:08Toh apne gang ka naam haaki batch decide kiya.
09:14Ab yeh gada ka fashion kaise aagaya re?
09:17Pata nahi.
09:23Aaj se haaki ban aur gada suru.
09:33Yeh boot kya hai?
09:35Yeh jeans kya hai?
09:37Yeh gada kya hai?
09:39Kitne maje se mein pankhe ke niche baith kar akhbaar ke liye editorial likhta tha.
09:44In gundon ne mujhe editor se fighter bana diya.
09:48Toot.
09:52Yeh mooki thehli se kaisa sabat ghirara hai?
09:55Nahi, nahi.
09:56Main kuch nahi ghirara hai.
09:57Ek aur model karega?
09:59Nahi, nahi.
10:00Ek aur model karega?
10:02Nahi, ek hi murder karke mein andar hi andar tadap raha hoon.
10:05Doosra kalle bahar se bhi tadapega?
10:07Nahi.
10:10Chhot.
10:14Are yeh dekh.
10:16Chain bag ki chakariya aa rahi hai.
10:19Chelo, zara datke decide karna.
10:22Inspector Ranjeet sleeping.
10:24Sorry, sorry.
10:25Inspector Ranjeet speaking.
10:27Haan?
10:28Haan?
10:29Abhi aaya.
10:32Stop it.
10:33Inspector Ranjeet aa raha hai.
10:42Haan?
10:43Haan?
10:44Haan?
10:45Haan?
10:46Haan?
10:47Haan?
10:48Haan?
10:49Haan?
10:50Haan?
10:51Haan?
10:52Haan?
10:56Abe drama shurukar.
10:58Duryodhan, tu kaahe ko is gada ko aate ki tare goondh rahae?
11:02Hum dies gada se tera dhingaa toode...
11:04Hei, ek kya dhandali hori hai.
11:06Dhandali hi nahi hori Sir, hum log dyha hai ki Mahabharat ka dheerama khel raha hain.
11:11Mahabharat ka Deemama?
11:13Leken mujhe toh kisniye phone pe kabar diti, ki yahan sabardath kuch dhanga ho raha hai?
11:18Konu galt Kabar diya hei, Sahib.
11:20Hey! Who gave him the wrong information?
11:26Who is standing here like a puppet?
11:28Krishna Kanhaiyaa of Vrindavan.
11:31The apple of everyone's eye.
11:33Krishna Kanhaiyaa, sir.
11:35Hello.
11:35Hello.
11:38Then where is his flute?
11:40He won't play the flute.
11:42That's why I have brought a donkey instead of a flute.
11:45It's stronger, isn't it?
11:46Okay. Okay. Okay.
11:50Yes.
11:51It's very strong.
11:53Who is this girl?
11:55I think she has neither read Mahabharat..
11:58..nor watched B. R. Chopra's TV serial.
12:01She is Draupadi.
12:03Okay. Okay. Okay.
12:05Hello.
12:08From now on, tie your hair like me.
12:11Yes.
12:13And you don't have to roam around with these weapons on the streets.
12:17Got it?
12:18What?
12:19These weapons?
12:21These weapons are for knives, bombs and pistols.
12:24You have decided to use this stupid donkey's weapon.
12:28What is this?
12:29I am asking him questions and he is asking me questions.
12:32How dare he?
12:34What will the citizens of the city think of me if they come to know?
12:38He always teases me. Shut up!
12:40Hey!
12:43Where did all these disappear?
12:49His name is inspector Ranjeet.
12:51No one has ever been able to defeat him.
12:53Everyone got scared of my fury and ran away.
13:02Turn back.
13:05Sir.
13:06Run. Listen. Listen.
13:07Sir, the jeep is here.
13:09Let the jeep run first. Run.
13:10Move. Move.
13:12Sir.
13:18Hey!
13:33You?
13:34Yes, it's me.
13:35What are you looking at, little Ravan?
13:38By the grace of God, I have decided the car.
13:41And I have also decided the palace.
13:45That day you promised to give me Rs. 1000 and left.
13:48I was waiting for you all night.
13:51I kept getting drenched in the rain.
13:53And I was holding my bed due to cold and fever.
13:55But when God comes to give, he tears the roof.
13:59And from my roof, a...
14:00Enough. Enough.
14:02His destiny has been fulfilled.
14:03And he has become a lucky man.
14:05Yes. From today, I am the owner of my destiny.
14:08I have got my destiny.
14:10Pandu.
14:14Take this.
14:16Rs. 100,000.
14:17Give tea to your friends on my behalf.
14:21Okay?
14:33Guru. Guru.
14:36Am I awake or dreaming?
14:41Just to have tea, he decided to give me Rs. 100,000.
14:47It means that he lives in the Lanka of money.