I Parry Everything | episode 01 | English subtitles
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00:00Thank you for everything, Noru-chan.
00:21Likewise.
00:22Thank you for always coming to my rescue, Stella-obo-san.
00:28It's nice to see you again, Noru-chan.
00:48Good work.
00:49Noru, thanks to you, I was able to relax a lot in the late season.
00:54I see.
00:55I'm glad.
00:58What's that?
01:00Someone, help me!
01:05Hey, Noru!
01:48Hey, Noru!
02:08Hey, Noru!
02:28Hey, Noru!
02:48Hey, Noru!
03:08Here you go, Mom.
03:23It might be hot.
03:24Take your time.
03:27Perfect.
03:31It's time for the goats to eat.
03:33I have to take them to the hill.
03:35Noru.
03:36I know.
03:37I won't go to the other side of that rock.
03:40I promise.
03:41Later, I'll go get some rabbits and mushrooms.
03:44Let's make soup.
03:50Wait.
03:51I'll make some more hot water.
03:52Noru.
03:56What is it?
04:06I'm sorry I can't do anything for you.
04:10I'll do whatever you want.
04:25The soup is ready.
04:30Mom.
04:36Mom?
04:39Mom!
05:09Mom?
05:19Mom?
05:29Mom?
05:47Noru, it's time to sleep.
05:49What are we talking about today?
05:51We're talking about adventurers.
05:53Adventurers?
05:55That's right.
05:57One day, you'll defeat a giant dragon with your friends.
06:00You'll learn magic from a Roman magician.
06:03You'll remove the curse from the forest.
06:06And you'll get a cure from the King of Spirits.
06:11No matter how difficult it is,
06:13you'll hold a sword for your friends and defeat evil.
06:16That's what adventurers are.
06:18I want to hear it!
06:20Okay.
06:21What should we start with?
06:24Adventurers...
06:27At least do what you want to do.
06:39Don't eat it all at once.
06:45Dad, Mom.
06:48I'm going to the city for the first time since I was born.
06:52I'm going to be an adventurer.
06:57See you later.
07:26What?
07:50I think you're on the right track.
08:17It's here.
08:30This isn't a place for kids.
08:32Go home.
08:35The gatekeeper said we could become adventurers if we came here.
08:39Don't be stupid.
08:41Your parents are worried.
08:43They're both dead.
08:47Their parents...
08:50It can't be helped.
08:52What's your name?
08:53Nohr.
08:54Nohr, huh?
08:56Then let's go to the Fairy School.
08:59There's no precedent for a kid like you to go there.
09:03What's that?
09:04Listen up.
09:05If you want to become an adventurer,
09:10you'll be trained in a class.
09:14If you want to become an adventurer, you'll have to learn some skills first.
09:18Skills?
09:19Like swordsmanship and magic.
09:22I'll go!
09:27Swordman.
09:30The hero of the story defeated a huge dragon with just one swing.
09:49I did it!
10:01That's as far as you go, Nohr.
10:03Unfortunately...
10:04Wait! Just a little more!
10:06No.
10:07You're wasting your time.
10:10All I've learned so far is how to parry attacks.
10:16I think you should take a different path.
10:19If you go to another Fairy School, you might be able to find your own talent.
10:26Warrior.
10:28You fight with all kinds of weapons,
10:30but your body becomes a shield for your friends.
10:33You're like an adventurer!
10:44I acknowledge your efforts,
10:46but all you've learned is how to increase your physical strength.
10:50If you continue to push yourself, you'll soon lose your life.
10:56You...
10:58You have no sense of using delicate tools.
11:03Chief.
11:05You can't unlock the treasure chest,
11:08and you can't use magic that can't be detected.
11:12Magician!
11:14I didn't expect you to be able to use the Puchifire.
11:18It's rare to find someone as unlucky as you when it comes to magic.
11:25Cleric.
11:34Even if it's just a scratch,
11:37it's amazing that you were able to use the Rohiru without the blessing of your childhood.
11:49You didn't learn any decent skills?
11:52You trained at all the Fairy Schools for three months and didn't learn anything?
12:01Noru.
12:02I'm sorry, but I can't register you as an adventurer.
12:09I didn't have any talent.
12:19I'm home, Dad, Mom.
12:23I really don't have any talent.
12:26That's clear.
12:28Then I have no choice but to work harder and train harder!
12:36Swordman's teacher said,
12:39if you train one skill, you may be able to learn a new skill.
12:45Parry!
12:49I learned this skill at Swordman's Fairy School.
12:55I'll train for three years.
12:57Morning, noon, and night!
13:10I can now use ten of them at once.
13:14I don't have any new skills, but I'm improving.
13:26I can now use ten of them at once.
13:30I don't have any new skills, but I'm improving.
13:34I can now use ten of them at once.
13:37I don't have any new skills, but I'm improving.
13:56I can now use ten of them at once.
14:01I have to work harder...
14:04I have to train harder...
14:0814 YEARS LATER
14:20I've been training for 14 years,
14:24and now I can use 1,000 swords.
14:29But I still don't have any new skills.
14:38I'll do it one last time.
14:45Parry, body strengthening, throwing stones,
14:48shinobi footwork, butch fire, low heel...
14:53Is this really all I need?
14:56That's all.
14:58Then, do you know the rules of Swordman's Fairy School?
15:02Anyone can be an excellent instructor here!
15:04I know. I took all of them.
15:07All of them?
15:09If that's the case...
15:11You still can't register?
15:14I'm really sorry.
15:15No, I'm not apologizing to you.
15:23You really can't?
15:25Hey, don't bully my newcomer.
15:30Master...
15:31Old man, it's been a while.
15:34Huh? I don't know you.
15:38No, wait a minute.
15:41Could it be...
15:42Nohr?
15:46So you've been training alone all this time?
15:50Yeah, but in the end, Parry just improved a little.
15:56Listen, Nohr.
15:58Adventurers have ranks.
16:01From the highest S rank to the lowest E rank.
16:05The E rank has more than one valid skill.
16:10But you don't have that.
16:14I guess I have no choice but to give up.
16:18But it's not like there's no way.
16:21Really?
16:22Actually, it's lower than the E rank.
16:25Lower?
16:26It's the F rank, which is rarely known to those involved.
16:30Then you can register?
16:32However, I have a condition.
16:35Submission requests and final quests like going out of town are prohibited.
16:40You can only accept the city's miscellaneous quests.
16:44There's no idiot who would go out of their way to become an adventurer to accept such a request.
16:49I'll take the cost of work with me.
16:52Well, I used to work for the city...
16:54That's fine.
16:56Were you listening to what I was saying?
16:59I don't care. Just register.
17:07Here's the F rank adventurer license.
17:14Thank you!
17:15I owe you one, old man!
17:17I'll take the cost of work with me.
17:20Here's the F rank adventurer license.
17:29Thank you!
17:30I owe you one, old man!
17:33I owe you one, old man!
17:36I'll take the cost of work with me.
17:39Thank you!
17:41I owe you one, old man!
17:44I'll take the cost of work with me.
17:49I'll take the cost of work with me.
17:54I'll take the cost of work with me.
18:00Thank you!
18:01I owe you one, old man!
18:09My dream of becoming an adventurer and being useful to people has come true.
18:21This might be a luxury.
18:29This might be a luxury.
18:39Nice to meet you again, Noru-chan!
18:50Good work, Noru.
18:53Thanks to you, I was able to relax a lot.
18:57I'm glad to hear that.
19:01What's that?
19:03Someone, help me!
19:07Hey, Noru!
19:17A huge cow?
19:21I've only seen it in books.
19:23Is it really this big?
19:28What's that?
19:38Surround it and block its movement!
19:40Make sure to protect it!
19:51I told you to be careful!
19:54Are you okay?
19:55I can't breathe...
20:06You can't kill it like that!
20:26What should I do?
20:39That was fast!
20:45He's fast!
20:51Ani!
20:55Ani!
21:01Ani!
21:04It's so heavy!
21:06I'll die if I get hit!
21:09There's always a chance for a counterattack!
21:12No, even if there is...
21:14I don't have any attack skills!
21:18That thing...
21:20It's still there!
21:25No!
21:30It's so easy to dodge!
21:41Even if...
21:43Even if I can't become the hero of the adventure team...
21:47I want to protect the girl who's in front of me!
21:50No matter how difficult it is, for the sake of our friends...
21:54For the sake of the weak...
21:56I'll use my sword to defeat evil!
21:59That's what an adventurer is!
22:05Ani!
22:24That was close...
22:26It wasn't any more than that, but...
22:28I didn't last long.
22:32I just wanted to travel the world and go on an adventure.
22:38Um...
22:40Thank you very much.
22:42Thanks to you, I was saved.
22:44That's great.
22:46I'm sorry for them.
22:50Um, if you don't mind, may I have your name?
22:52No, I'm not worthy of your name.
22:55Please wait!
22:59Are you okay?
23:00Yes, I'm...
23:15I'm not even a monster.
23:17I'm just a bug in the city.
23:19I can't believe...
23:21I'm just a bug in the city.
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