The third thrilling saga of Deathstalker pits him against the evil wizard and ruler of the Southland, Troxartes, and his | dG1fSTBXZjhkLWxHNTQ
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00:00Ah, what have you done?
00:02Take him.
00:06What the...
00:08Oh, you clever bastard.
00:10So the editor's working with you.
00:14I believe you have something of mine.
00:16You...
00:18Oh, look, he's gonna take his brow through his shirt.
00:24Ooh, the bed's all wet.
00:26Lovely paths to ducks.
00:30Deathstalker, no!
00:32That's my Picton!
00:36It's Rudolph's nose.
00:38It's something we should explain at some point.
00:42I'm not gonna touch it.
00:44Get him out of here!
00:48Ooh, a little light for a wizard.
00:56What? Come on.
00:58What did you mean by that? Come back.
01:02Ted, I think I got your soul.
01:04Are you kind of a jerk?
01:06Do you have the ability to lie without remorse?
01:10Did you say act two?
01:18The alternate ending to Ice Pirates.
01:22Did you try to stab me?
01:24Do I have to do everything?
01:28It was a good idea to film the walkthrough.
01:36Come on.
01:38Give me that.
01:40Don't be a big ass. Come on!
01:44Well, that went nowhere.
01:50Oh, yeah, like I seen you coming 20 minutes ago.
01:54This movie made it possible for two more actors
01:56to put stage fighting on their resume.
02:00This is not acting.
02:02It's running and jumping and fighting and humping.
02:06We're still fighting bravely
02:08for our vague goal.
02:10I've been dead for 300 years,
02:12and I still got it.
02:16You never chop a guy's legs
02:18when he's on the stairs.
02:20He's gonna do that.
02:22There will be only one or two.
02:28Gentlemen, we need to clean the banquet room.
02:30If you could...
02:32Just hold me.
02:40Trash-talking wasn't very good yet.
02:42All you could say was...
02:52The new Pope is hard!
02:56Oh, Popeye.
02:58I got an arrow, Popeye.
03:02That's great,
03:04but what about the bald guy?
03:08What do you think?
03:10Thank you, random revelers.
03:14Sample, sample.
03:18All right, Liz.
03:20I will kill him.
03:22She can't hurt me.
03:26If I cut,
03:28you will bleed.
03:30Just come and take her.
03:32You'll have to take me first.
03:36Jack's the wizard back to the bars.
03:40Feel good.
03:42Yep, both blades good.
03:46What, are you fighting Liberace?
03:50Yes.
03:54Is this feeling a little weird
03:56to you, too?
03:58As we begin,
04:00begin.
04:02Once you have found him,
04:04never let him go.
04:10No, don't get off my Infinity Towers!
04:14Ah, fight choreography by Moe Howard.
04:20Thanks for watching.