• 4 months ago
Police - Episode 1 New Years Eve
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00:0020, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3.
00:30So if he's going straight through these trees, we'll never see him.
00:45Huh?
01:01Cops.
01:08Nothing there.
01:09It's cold, mate. It's cold. It's been here a while.
01:17What's the number?
01:18J-O-B-3-1-9-L.
01:20Can you give us a torch? I'll see if there's any injuries.
01:27Yeah, there's blood on the seat.
01:29And somebody's hit the windscreen.
01:32Tango 2-9-H.
01:34Yeah, 2-9-H.
01:35Yeah, we've got this Grenada, J-O-B-3-1-9-L.
01:42No person's in it.
01:44A lot of blood.
01:46And the front's completely pushed in.
01:49Where did the report come from?
01:51And do you know if ambulances attended and taken anybody away?
01:55It's bloody cold.
01:57It's bloody cold.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I wonder if this is the one that went to barks earlier.
02:01Who knows? Maybe they'll be able to tell us.
02:06It wouldn't take long to go cold tonight, Kevin.
02:08It's got a daft tax on it as well.
02:10Eh?
02:11The number on the tax is H-R-D-4-2-1-L.
02:14H-R-D? Yeah.
02:16And the number on the front of the card doesn't match with that.
02:18What's that, H-R-D?
02:19H-R-D-4-2-1-L.
02:21Does that relate to a Grenada?
02:23Well, I don't know. I haven't checked it.
02:25Oh.
02:27A goods Ford.
02:2984 quid.
02:30So he's obviously got a goods vehicle somewhere as well.
02:32It's been nicked. Yeah.
02:33So you've got a stolen tax anyway.
02:35Well...
02:39He's ripped out that nearside suspension unit train.
02:42How the hell do they survive?
02:44CHOIR SINGS
02:53CHOIR SINGS
03:08What did you hit her for?
03:09I didn't hit her.
03:10She said you hit her.
03:11What did you hit her for?
03:12She's a terrible liar, though.
03:14God, this is...
03:16Sorry.
03:17Come on, you carry on.
03:18How did you end up on the car?
03:19You're under arrest on suspicion of causing AVH.
03:22All right?
03:25Port 1012.
03:28You're a pain.
03:30What do you mean, I'm a pain?
03:31You're a pain. That's what I said you are.
03:33You beat her up, and you'll be all lovey-dovey tomorrow.
03:36A few more beers and you'll beat her up again.
03:38No, I didn't beat her up.
03:40Oh, let's get a black eye. Fall over.
03:42She fell down the stairs.
03:45I mean, that's the trouble. Nobody believes you.
03:48You haven't gone out on the beer and left some young kids in the house.
03:51No, no, no, indeed not, no.
03:53Makes a change.
03:56You sure you're going to make a complaint now when we get down to the station?
04:03Glenn, she's changed her mind again.
04:06She's not going to make a complaint.
04:08Pain in the arse, isn't it?
04:09Have they given you a 1012?
04:11No.
04:14Take him in?
04:15Yeah.
04:16He can go in.
04:18Keep your hands on the top of the car, pal.
04:22We were both going home together.
04:24We were both going to the police station.
04:26Yeah, we were going to the police station.
04:28You've been arrested.
04:29Drunk and disorderly. Understand?
04:32I wasn't drunk.
04:33If she wants to make a complaint, we'll have an ABH for that injury to her eye.
04:41I don't know.
04:42Waste of time.
04:43Waste of time.
04:44Waste of time.
04:46Gets him off the street for the night.
05:02I am not drunk and disorderly.
05:09I was dragged out the doorway and beat in the floor
05:12and kicked, kicked and kicked by policemen.
05:16And by Christ, I'm going to make up none of that.
05:19Shut up.
05:20Did you notice that?
05:22He hit my head against the back of that window.
05:25Just keep your mouth shut.
05:27I will not keep my mouth shut.
05:30I am Dirty Peter.
05:33I fucking know more than you.
05:36You dirty bastard.
05:38Just keep quiet.
05:39Don't you give me shit.
05:43He just punched me in the gut, sir, you bastard.
06:06How do you feel better?
06:08Yes?
06:09How do you feel better?
06:10Yes.
06:11Yes?
06:12I do.
06:13Good.
06:17Sit there.
06:18Yeah, thank you.
06:19Okay.
06:20Don't try and...
06:21I just want to take my coat off.
06:23I just want to take my coat off.
06:25All right.
06:28Just stay there.
06:31Judy, are you involved in anything?
06:33Oh, no, today.
06:35Are you involved with anything?
06:37No.
06:38Just give him a hand here.
06:40Casey doesn't live in Redding.
06:42Okay.
06:43Road Oxford, he lives in Redding.
06:45I'm not sure where.
06:47Miscellaneous paper, all right?
06:49All right.
06:59Peter.
07:00We've got the doctor to see you.
07:03We've got the doctor to see you.
07:08Let's just have a look.
07:10You hurt yourself?
07:12Yeah, no, the police sucked me.
07:14They dragged me around.
07:16Where did they hurt you?
07:18They twisted my arm, threw me in the back of the car.
07:21Let's just have a look.
07:23Let's look at your eyes.
07:33Do you know what day it is today?
07:36Yes.
07:37What day is it?
07:381st of January.
07:39Yes?
07:401981.
07:41Very good.
07:43Are you all right?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Did they cut you one?
07:46Nah, I'm just passing them out.
07:49What made him suddenly change his mind and come in quietly?
07:52You've got to treat these people with respect, you see.
07:55Anybody know about a lady coming into the front office?
07:57One of the prisoners, just me boys.
07:59Yeah, I don't see her.
08:00Yeah, one of the officers just coming up.
08:04I'll go up and see her, OK?
08:07I'll come back in about an hour or so.
08:09OK.
08:14What are you going to do then?
08:16Are you willing to make a statement and go to court and give evidence?
08:19Who against?
08:20Against this bloke, whatever his name is.
08:22Who is it?
08:23The bloke you live in with, Peter, is it?
08:25No.
08:26What's his name then?
08:30I am not.
08:31The chap who belted you this evening.
08:33The bloke you live with.
08:35You're not willing to make a statement?
08:37No.
08:38Well, the situation is he's locked up in the cells
08:40and he'll be staying here the night.
08:42He will not.
08:43Yes, he will.
08:44Why?
08:45If you start getting argumentative, you'll go with him.
08:48Best thing for you to do.
08:49He never belted me.
08:51We haven't arrested him for that.
08:53You won't make a complaint, so that's out the window.
08:56He's been arrested for drunken disorder.
08:58Do you have a key to get back into your house?
09:00He has the key.
09:01You want that key. Have you got a key?
09:03No, he has the key.
09:08Hey, John.
09:10John!
09:15Hey, John!
09:16John!
09:21John!
09:22John!
09:24Come on.
09:25Let go of him.
09:27Come on.
09:28Get up.
09:29Come on, mate.
09:30Come on.
09:31Come on.
09:32Hey!
09:37All right?
09:38Sit back.
09:39Do you want to get him on?
09:41He's mastered me.
09:42Sit back there.
09:44He's been through all torture.
09:46Sit back.
09:47He's a drunk.
09:48No, no, all three of them.
09:50No, no.
09:52Oh, right.
09:53No, they won't go on him.
09:55It's big John Casey.
09:57They won't go anywhere near him.
10:01He's just going to do his part.
10:03I have them all through.
10:05Myself and Sergeant Garner.
10:07The only problem is this one here is mad John Casey,
10:11who used to break the window in the detention room.
10:14He goes loopy.
10:17You keep an eye on the property,
10:19of all the property that comes from this gentleman's property.
10:22That money there from the pub.
10:24You keep an eye on that property.
10:26All the property.
10:27We're going to go into F1.
10:29We're just having one move from one turn to another.
10:31We're taking his boots off first.
10:33Yeah, we're taking his boots off, any belts, anything like that.
10:36Keep your legs still.
10:38Keep the property separate from each other.
10:40John!
10:41John!
10:42Are you listening to me?
10:45You're going to walk down there, all right?
10:47No trouble.
10:48Get your head down for a little while.
10:50You're going to walk?
10:56Yeah.
10:57Come on then, John. Up we get.
10:59We go backwards.
11:04Yeah, John, all right.
11:15Have you been served?
11:16Yes, sir.
11:29Hang on.
11:31Just lay still.
11:38That's it.
11:40Just lay still.
11:44Just lay there, John.
11:45Come on, George.
11:46Go on.
11:50Hang in there, John, all right?
11:52Get your head down for a little while.
11:54That alarm again.
12:02I still don't believe I was doing 42.
12:04You were.
12:05That seems amazing.
12:06You were doing 40, 42.
12:07You can have this one on the Thames Valley Police for being the first.
12:10But it won't happen the next time.
12:12Next time, you will be reported for it.
12:14Produce your documents.
12:15Any offences that are revealed, you will be reported for.
12:17Okay?
12:18So this won't go through?
12:19Yeah, you produce those.
12:20If any of the documents are a void or anything, you'll be reported for those.
12:24But the speeding, you can have on the Thames Valley Police.
12:26All right?
12:27But bear it in mind.
12:28Okay, sir?
12:36There's an incident going on at a small farms job.
12:41They must have words.
12:43A man with 15 previous convictions gets belligerent and aggressive when he's drunk.
12:48And just after 2 this morning,
12:52we were told that he'd shot his dog when he was in the house,
12:56leaning out the window.
12:58We phoned him up from Maidenhead Police Station,
13:01and he threatened to shoot anybody who went to the house.
13:04Police or anybody like that.
13:07He said, it won't be an Alsatian this time.
13:09So clearly, he was thinking of shooting us.
13:12And what we've done is what you can see we've done, the usual thing.
13:15Force policy to contain the place at the moment.
13:29He's on his way back.
13:30Is he? Oh, that's great.
13:31He can probably do us a little plan.
13:33Sorry?
13:35A call for two divisional men who've been called out.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Picking up weapons at Slough and coming here.
13:40Great.
13:41So we can use those as a pretty quick containment.
13:47Awfully kind of you.
13:48Could we just have a word, please? Thank you.
13:51We've got a bit of an incident up the road.
13:53Chief Superintendent Brown.
13:54Yeah.
13:59The windows of the bedrooms are all shut.
14:02They appear to have some condensation in them,
14:04as though somebody's quite warm in there or whatever.
14:08Listening against the walls, windows, doors,
14:10we can hear no movement at all.
14:13Had a good look round.
14:14We can't find a carcass of any dog.
14:17Can you give us any indication of what's on?
14:20Can you get that to Maidenhead on the blower?
14:23Get Glyn to get a containment party of...
14:26What, we leave Ted to do that alone?
14:29A raid party of six.
14:31Just wondering what about talking to him?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Just relax.
14:35We've got your phone number.
14:39Do you want me to speak to him?
14:40Well, I'll start off if you'll answer the phone.
14:42I've tried this before, you see, but he won't answer.
14:44But he might now, you know.
14:46Could you get your roof raised
14:47before we have another one of these incidents next time?
14:49Anybody like a drink?
14:50No, thanks.
15:02PHONE RINGS
15:05HE SNIFFLES
15:30No, he's not answering at the moment.
15:34No, he doesn't want to talk to us,
15:36so we'll just let him sober up now, I suppose.
15:40I think we'll be as well if we sit it out
15:43until we can get some rapport with him on the telephone.
15:46I'll throw a loud halo later on.
15:48Well, that's most kind. Thanks very much.
15:50Very kind.
15:51Thanks for the use of the phone.
15:53He didn't answer it, that was it.
15:55Are these your keys?
15:56Yeah, they're mine.
15:57Yeah, and as I say, we found that outside.
15:59And I see somebody on this veranda.
16:01THEY LAUGH
16:04Are you in charge?
16:06Yes.
16:07How many?
16:09How many are we? Four?
16:11Four.
16:12Four.
16:15He sure is four, isn't he?
16:24Mind your bags, it's heavy.
16:26It's all right, let me move the table a little bit.
16:32On the floor, I should think.
16:50Put 18 rounds in each box, OK?
16:52I'll go get some more stuff in.
16:54Which round do you want? Use from the box?
16:56Yeah.
16:57Well, we've got to bring some more in.
17:01Can you get your lads in, Dave, to Armagh?
17:03Right.
17:04Just an holster for me.
17:06Is it a full rig, Commander?
17:08Yeah.
17:10Number 13.
17:12I'm looking for somebody.
17:25Don't worry.
17:44Do you want a shotgun jacket, Willie?
17:50Breathe in.
17:51How's that feel?
17:54Um, if there is a call for CS at all,
17:57we've got our aerosol things, all right?
17:59Yeah.
18:00If it's just a single room job, you know,
18:03we should use the firearms tools.
18:12Anyway, on to explain the premises a bit, OK?
18:15Is bedroom two the one he's in?
18:17Bedroom two is the one that he's in.
18:19This is the bedroom that they're both in.
18:21They've both been seen at this window.
18:24He has looked out of the window,
18:26presumably seen the divisional bloke at the back of the house
18:29and has waved.
18:31There's no doubt this bloke is all about.
18:34We may think he's asleep, but who knows?
18:37I wouldn't want to be the one to find out.
18:40Any other questions about the particular sketches?
18:44Any other questions that I can perhaps answer
18:47before we all sit down and relax again?
18:50We've got a vehicle available, I think.
18:52There is no vehicle that we know about, OK?
18:57Anything else I can perhaps tell you?
19:00Right, so if we just sit down,
19:02I anticipate the next thing will be that Mr M will come,
19:05brief the containment party and take them up
19:08and actually place the containment in position.
19:10Is the dog in the outer room?
19:12We don't know. We haven't found a dog, so it may be a moody.
19:16OK, no evidence of that at all.
19:20THEY CONFER
19:36I would prefer if we had to do any heavy...
19:39Yeah, do it in dives.
19:41But if you can get him to come to the phone and be fairly amenable,
19:45come to a doorway where we can take him under control
19:48and receive him properly, it doesn't make too much difference.
19:52Yeah.
19:53He will then be able to see who is dealing with him.
19:56There it is.
19:57OK, Ted, right, we'll have our cup of coffee and we'll phone him again.
20:01Right. See if he'll answer the telephone.
20:04Yeah, every sort of hour that passes...
20:08Initially, if...
20:12I would think you should do that.
20:14OK.
20:16..and we take him under control properly with a heavy raid on the way.
20:20In a car.
20:42No, he hasn't answered, has he?
20:45Yeah, we'll leave that.
20:48Good.
20:49Sorry.
20:55So, we've now got reliefs for the men.
20:58They're concentrating on reliefs for the firearms crew, aren't they?
21:02Yeah, that's in hand.
21:04And, um...
21:06So now it's a question of waiting and seeing a bit,
21:09waiting for daylight, because he's obviously not going to talk to us at the moment.
21:14Ten minutes, isn't it? That's right.
21:16And we'll see if he's more amenable in an hour or two's time, I think.
21:20Well, assuming it's him, and assuming that he's in there by himself with this woman,
21:24we can do the background on that,
21:26but what we'll find out is, are there any kids in there?
21:28We know there's no dogs left, aren't we?
21:33So that's what we've got to do, anyway, we've got to find that out.
21:37So as soon as we find that out, we can update the situation.
21:40Telephone number?
21:42Did you get the telephone number, Mr Curley?
21:44Have we got the telephone number of the house?
21:46I've got it, I'm going to check my GP app.
21:50And then if he wants to phone us, we can use that from there with the outside line here.
21:54I'll get the GP app and double-check to see the subscribers.
21:57Who's supposed to be living in that house? Have we done a voter's check on it?
22:00Yeah.
22:02It's a bit dodgy at the moment. I don't know.
22:04Yeah, cos the local role is...
22:06It's not the same name as we've got.
22:09It's a year old.
22:11What I propose to do is get Sergeant Warwick in position first as a back cover.
22:15Retreat your cover boys back a little bit.
22:18Get two teams available.
22:20One close up, one watching the back of the other.
22:23Start the tannoy and do the necessary from then on.
22:27Yeah, OK, then. Good.
22:29I've asked John to do the tannoy. He's in uniform.
22:33And if there's any question of Chummy looking out, he sees a cop
22:36and he doesn't see someone like me that's turned over his bed at 2 o'clock this morning.
22:39We'll stick together if you like on that one, Ted.
22:41Then we know we're both out. That's the important thing.
22:44All right? So, um...
22:46That's about it. Right.
22:48And then if there's no response, then, um...
22:51We have a look. We go in.
22:53I think we've got to.
22:55We're wasting an awful lot of time and manpower pinning this down.
22:58Um, he's brought this on himself by his attitude on the telephone and the wife.
23:02We've every reason to think he's got a gun.
23:04Um, I think we must sort of end it for all sorts of operational reasons.
23:08What about the door? Are you happy about the front door or the back door or whatever?
23:12Good. OK, gents. Thanks.
23:17OK, lads, go to your cars.
23:19The crew puffs a convoy out in my car.
23:21We'll all go up there and go up to the location and do the job.
23:25OK?
23:35THEY CONFER
23:50Where are you going to? Down to Marlow.
23:52Down to Marlow. Are you a local man? Yeah, Marlow.
23:55So can you find an alternative route? Er, yeah...
23:57Either way, either for Cookham or Long Pickness Drive.
24:00Yeah, I'll go down, um...
24:02..down Quarry Woods. OK, then. Thank you.
24:32THEY CONFER
25:03Well, you see, all we've got, as I see it now,
25:06is an unsubstantiated story about he's shot a dog.
25:09Yeah. Yeah. This is right.
25:11So we've been through this, time for this. Yeah. Yeah.
25:14All right? Great.
25:16Lovely.
25:19Lovely.
25:38Yes, yes.
25:42No, but now that puts it in a different complexion altogether.
25:45This is the...
25:48Right, OK.
25:56Here they are, then, John.
25:58You can see them here, the pair of the cottages.
26:00And he's in the one nearest the road.
26:07I've got to wait for David.
26:09He's in position.
26:17Yeah, as you say, John, probably over the other side of that ditch.
26:20Oh, we'll see. We'll have a look when we get there.
26:22Ted says he knows a good spot.
26:24Oh, yeah?
26:26If you get him... I'll get him to the door if I get him there.
26:29I'll tell him he's got to do exactly as he's told.
26:31I'll try and get him down.
26:33Yeah, if you get him that far, great.
26:35If you do what Ted is, if you can see...
26:37What are you saying? If I get him as far as the door?
26:39If you get him to a point, say, you know...
26:41I'll get him as far as the door, all right?
26:43Then I'll say, are you going to listen to another policeman?
26:46And then you do the laying down and the arresting and whatever.
26:50Providing we get an answer.
26:52All right?
26:54That's if we get him to the door.
26:56Time.
26:58First of all, I'll try and get whatever there is, obviously, out the window.
27:01Yeah. OK?
27:04OK, Ted.
27:08Where was he last seen? Front or back of the house?
27:10Number one bedroom, which is the main bedroom you'll be looking at.
27:13Get your eye in on that before we start.
27:15Because if he did start shooting with something heavy...
27:18Yeah. ..you can take both commandos out,
27:20you can go if you're both stood together.
27:22Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
27:24Well, I don't much like the idea, then, of lumbering John,
27:26because I intended to be there with him.
27:28Oh, don't worry about that.
27:30He'd have to be pretty good to have you and me, John.
27:32Yeah.
27:34I didn't think that.
27:43Come on.
28:05On with you, John.
28:10Mr Stimpson?
28:12Mr Stimpson, this is a police officer.
28:14Mr Stimpson, I know you're in the house.
28:17Could you come to the door facing your sheds?
28:20Come to the door facing your sheds at the back of the house,
28:23away from the road, or to the window there where I can talk to you.
28:27If you look out of a window, any window, you'll see me.
28:31I'm by one of your sheds in full uniform.
28:34Mr Stimpson, can you hear me?
28:39There he is.
28:41Mr Stimpson, I can see you there, just the job.
28:44Now, listen to me. Come back again.
28:46There's nothing to fear at all from us.
28:49Mr Stimpson, I can stay here all day,
28:53and the other police officers can, but that's rather senseless,
28:56particularly at this time of the year.
28:58We want to start off with a happy new year.
29:00Now, come to the window again where I can see you.
29:02I want to talk to you.
29:04That's it, mate.
29:06Pardon?
29:09Because we want to talk to you.
29:11If you were... Wait a minute, before you shut the window...
29:14Oh, all right.
29:17Well, come out and let's talk to you.
29:20If you've got a firearm of any sort, chuck it out the window
29:23where I can see it first.
29:25If you've got a gun of some sort...
29:27Pardon?
29:29Well, I tell you what, come down to the front door
29:32and just stand in the front door, but don't come out in the garden.
29:36Put your hands in the air where I can see you.
29:38Put your hands up, put your hands in the air,
29:40and come out your door where I can talk to you.
29:43All right?
29:45All right, I tell you what, stand in the doorway
29:48and I'll come towards you then.
29:50Stand there.
29:52That's where I can see your hands.
29:54I'm just coming.
29:56I'm just coming. Go, go, go.
29:58Go!
30:00Watch his window. Watch the glass.
30:02Watch his window. Watch the glass.
30:05It's all right. That's it. Thank you very much.
30:11Yeah. Well done.
30:13Well done, Michael.
30:15You know what it's about. It'll be explained to you shortly, Mr Simpson.
30:24All right, Jim?
30:28It's all right, chap. Thanks a lot.
30:32Yeah, not so bad.
30:34That was quicker than I thought it was likely to be.
30:36Yep. Brian.
30:40Yeah, can't complain.
31:02Bye, John.
31:16Is that all it is? Yeah, I'm OK.
31:27Sorry.
31:32Yeah.
31:36Now, wait till Ted's got his equipment on board.
31:39That's right. Open the roads. Open the roads.
31:42See, I couldn't tell you anything, but Ted was with me and he could see
31:46what I was trying to get to Mick Weller.
31:48He was like, I want to slip back in the door.
31:50Shut the bloody door again. Yeah, that's right.
31:52That's why we had to nail him quick. Yeah.
31:56Yeah. Nice little exercise.
31:59This is your property. There's no cash.
32:01One Ardo watch, one guilt bracelet, one sovereign ring, one coin ring,
32:05one medal on chain, one comb, one gaslighter,
32:08one penknife and nail clippers, one cigarette, one belt.
32:11He's got some rings on his fingers.
32:13Two rings.
32:21What am I charged for, anyway?
32:25You haven't been charged at all yet.
32:27But why am I being brought in, then?
32:34Oh, that's a laugh, that is.
32:38The only weapon that's in our house is an air gun.
32:41An air gun.
32:47So, what are we going to do?
32:49Don't I have a solicitor?
32:51I'll speak to the CID about that.
32:53Will you just sign there and say it's a correct list of your properties?
32:56You have to read it first. Wait, just there?
32:59No, it's right just up there. Oh.
33:01That's all right. Just there? Yeah, just there. Yeah.
33:05I wonder who the solicitor here is.
33:07Take your shoes off. Yeah.
33:13OK, if you want anything, ring the bell.
33:15Go and get some water before you go.
33:17Yeah, I'll go and get you one. Let's close the door on you.
33:21Mmm.
33:38I'll wait for you to come back.
33:40All right. Cheers, then.
33:46Yeah, he said, er, I have found some evidence.
33:49He's found some...
33:51Psst. Um, pellets. Air gun pellets.
33:53It's about all there is up there.
33:55Anything else about property matters?
33:57I said, um, you know, explained it all and said,
33:59under the circumstances, you can see it.
34:01She was the one that found him, wasn't she?
34:03Yeah, I said, you've made an emergency call
34:05and you can only expect us to react in the way we did.
34:08Mmm.
34:10So... Good Lord.
34:13I don't really think he's committed any offence.
34:24Shall I have to go and get the big book?
34:30Probably go and get one of the girls to run the woman back to the house.
34:33Yeah.
34:35You and Alan interview Chummy in a minute, all right?
34:38Yes.
34:40And, er, give him tables at that little shot-up with the rifle, yeah?
34:45And he'll be pleased to see you because you've got a kind face.
34:52Do you know the score of this?
34:54Well, only what they told me earlier on.
34:56Yes.
34:58Basically, it's a domestic dispute where...
35:01where she got a bit uptight,
35:03started to rant and rave at him,
35:05and he, instead of thinking about it,
35:07started to rant and rave at him,
35:09and he, instead of threatening her with violence, threatened the dogs,
35:12which is a bit unusual.
35:14All I've brought is the...
35:16Yeah, air gun pellets.
35:18Funny ones.
35:24Hunting pellets.
35:30They're weird, aren't they? Yeah.
35:33Was it air pistol or air rifle?
35:35If it was air rifle, that'd be bloody nasty going, wouldn't it?
35:38Well, it all depends how they're projected from the...
35:41Is the plastic bit left in the gun?
35:43I would imagine so. It's like a bloody bullet, isn't it?
35:51Oh, that's... He's got an ordinary one here.
35:56You've been told, haven't you, that you're not obliged to say anything
35:59unless you wish to do so, and if you do so, you might be given an evidence.
36:02Yeah. So you've been cautioned already.
36:04I went to my friend's party, and I got too much drink, you know,
36:09and I'm really sorry for all the trouble I've caused, but...
36:16This is... This is trembling.
36:18Yeah, I know. Good morning. Good morning.
36:22I'm sorry to all the trouble, you know. It's all right.
36:25It's all right. You see, the situation is this...
36:27You know, it was just like walking in...
36:29When you come this morning, and all them speakers, I thought...
36:34You know, it don't fit me, that sort of thing.
36:37You see, the thing is this...
36:39You was really serious. You'd got guns and all.
36:42Bloody right. Bloody right, mister.
36:44Your missus rang in, saying that you'd shot the dog.
36:48I hadn't, no, either.
36:50We know that now. We didn't know it then.
36:52There's only one person that's walking about with a bullet in him, and that's me.
36:57Yeah, well, this is... This is what the situation was as far as we were concerned.
37:02Now, you've just put yourself in our position.
37:04Your missus rings up at 16 minutes past two.
37:07I know, but we was both...
37:09Having a row. That's just maybe, but we're not to know that, are we?
37:12No, you're not. I wish I'd come out.
37:14She says you shot the dog.
37:16She says that there's a right old barney going on, and you've threatened to do everything else.
37:20I know. So, what are we going to do?
37:22Walk up there and say...
37:24Is it right you're going to blast our heads off,
37:26or are we going to stand back and do it properly?
37:29Yeah, but look at all the neighbours.
37:32You know, I could never face that again.
37:37Anyway, the only weapon you've got is an air rifle, isn't it?
37:40Yeah, but it's not more than that, ain't it?
37:42Whose is it?
37:43The missus. She uses it for...
37:46I ain't had a gun since I had one.
37:48I had a gun in Essex, and a policeman come, and I was...
37:52It was a five-year firearms act.
37:54It's, you know, your sign.
37:56And he took it off me, and I got...
37:58Well, I went to prison for that, you know,
38:00for having a firearm without a firearms certificate and what have you.
38:05So, you're saying that that air rifle belongs to your missus?
38:08Well, my missus bought it. It's not mine.
38:10It's obvious it belongs to her.
38:13I've been using it. I've been shooting with it,
38:16but not as anybody, though.
38:19Can you imagine me shooting anybody?
38:22I can't, myself.
38:25You can see the situation we were in this morning, can't you?
38:28Not knowing whether you had a shotgun, rifle, air rifle, or what it was.
38:34It wouldn't kill a bloody sparrow, that thing.
38:41How do you get on with her normally,
38:43apart from the straight bit of a problem that you've had with her?
38:46Well, it's a problem at the moment.
38:48It's pissing me off to sit and about doing nothing.
38:51What is your new occupation, then?
38:55Well, I did work in a club,
38:57but I was sick of the bloody bully boys that was around in the club.
39:01I was a salamander in a big club.
39:05You don't know. You don't know.
39:10I can't give you another fag off.
39:12Thanks, mate.
39:14It's frightened me, you know.
39:16It's frightened me, you have.
39:30As far as that gun is concerned...
39:33Yeah?
39:35..I've got to look into that a bit deeper
39:37to see whether or not you may have committed some sort of offence.
39:41Well, you're not allowed to have any sort of a gun.
39:44What, two years, you say?
39:46What, on and off? I've done 18.
39:48No, one stretch.
39:50No, all open prisons anyway.
39:52I've never been in a closed prison,
39:54apart from when you go for allocations.
39:56I was at Camp Hill, Isle of Wight.
40:02And I worked on a farm.
40:04That's what getting in trouble does, Broaden.
40:06It gives you the scope for travel, doesn't it?
40:08See the Isle of Wight?
40:10I know there is people who do that sort of thing,
40:13but you didn't think it might be you involved?
40:16It's a small world, isn't it?
40:19I've never seen her like it, me.
40:21You certainly hasn't.
40:24I don't know.
40:28You can only keep your gob shut at the right time.
40:32You see, I'm mouthed off on the phone.
40:34Yeah.
40:36You know, I don't know,
40:38just one little stupid error,
40:40I mean, probably somebody got shot for nothing.
40:43You know, I don't know whether you use them guns or not.
40:46I've never seen it before, you know.
40:48It's just something out of this bloody world to me.
40:52I know you have to use violence with violence sometimes.
40:56Well, it's no good. I'm not one of those trained officers,
40:59but they're highly trained.
41:01As we say, there's no room for error on either side.
41:04Anyway, as far as that gun's concerned...
41:07Well, you can have it as far as I'm concerned.
41:09I ain't bothered about it.
41:11I'm going to get you to sign a disclaimer for it now,
41:14cos I'm going to seize it anyway.
41:16Yeah. Well, it's harmless.
41:18If you used it, you wouldn't...
41:20Well, I'll tell you what...
41:22You've got the pellets in your pocket.
41:24There's hunting pellets there. I mean...
41:29Lovely oils you've got up there, the paint.
41:31Yeah, I do a lot of paintings.
41:33Do you? Yeah.
41:35And portraits.
41:39Oh, I do some good pictures.
41:41I can... I can sort of draw you, you know, and paint you.
41:46I haven't got all bad.
41:48Do you remember threatening the dog?
41:50No, I don't.
41:52I remember...
41:54I know she got on the phone,
41:56and I just grabbed the phone or something.
41:58I said... Oh, and then she said,
42:00''Where do you live?''
42:02Oh, I don't know.
42:04I can't remember the rest, cos I flaked out downstairs,
42:07and I woke up this morning and went upstairs.
42:09You must have been outside then when I went upstairs.
42:14Right.
42:16I bet it was warmer in there than it was outside where we were.
42:21Shit, that's real, that, isn't it?
42:23I'll never forget this. Never.
42:25January the 1st.
42:27Yeah. 1991. Don't forget it.
42:29Bloody... What was they, pump-action...?
42:33They was guns at... I know how they were.
42:35Bangs. They was real.
42:37Come on in, China.
42:42Oh, yeah, that's great.
42:44Shoelace.
42:48It's just not your day, is it?
42:53You know the lesson from this, don't you?
42:55What? Don't threaten the dogs.
42:58And keep your mouth shut when you have another one.
43:01If the missus wants to nag, you let her nag you.
43:04Cos as a result of your missus nagging you and the action you took,
43:07my missus is nagging me, and that's pretty dangerous.
43:10Oh, really? All those years, all those New Years,
43:13my missus has got everything a man wants.
43:15Big, hairy chest, strong biceps.
43:17Yeah.
43:22Happy New Year, master.
43:24Yeah, the same to you. I'm sorry about all the trouble.
43:28Yeah.
43:46I think he's on his way.
43:48I'm out in the yard.
43:51Come on, Dom.
43:53Cheers.
43:57I'll bring the other one in when I come back.
43:59Yeah.