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00:00:00The first child is full of uncertainty.
00:00:04It's really hard to become a parent, isn't it?
00:00:08I see.
00:00:09It's important to take care of the baby's health at this time.
00:00:12Yeah.
00:00:13I have to work three times harder because I'm a three-year-old.
00:00:17Come on, let's sleep.
00:00:18Good night.
00:00:19Here we go.
00:00:22Oh, my God!
00:00:23What's wrong?
00:00:24What's wrong?
00:00:25What's wrong?
00:00:26What's wrong?
00:00:27What's wrong?
00:00:28What's wrong?
00:00:34Ryo-chan's unique cry.
00:00:37Why are your hands in front of your back?
00:00:40What's wrong?
00:00:41What's wrong?
00:00:42What's wrong?
00:00:43You got nervous.
00:00:44I see.
00:00:45Pon-chan, Pon-chan!
00:00:46Don't cry!
00:00:47Don't cry!
00:00:48Look, look.
00:00:49Here we go.
00:00:50No, no.
00:00:51Pon!
00:00:52Riko-chan laughed.
00:00:54Look, look.
00:00:55Don't cry.
00:00:56Here we go.
00:00:57No, no.
00:00:58Bang!
00:00:59Oh, you laughed.
00:01:01Good.
00:01:02Ah, scary.
00:01:05What kind of crying is that?
00:01:07Ah!
00:01:08Look, don't cry, don't cry.
00:01:10No, no.
00:01:11Bang!
00:01:12Huh?
00:01:13What's that?
00:01:14Isn't it a rebellious period?
00:01:18Oh, he fell asleep.
00:01:20Oh, good, good.
00:01:21He fell asleep like that.
00:01:23Good night.
00:01:39Okay, I'll play music.
00:01:40One, two.
00:01:44Me, hmm.
00:01:46Colorio.
00:01:49O'colorio.
00:01:54Uh.
00:01:55It's off.
00:01:56It's off.
00:01:57Whoa, whoa.
00:01:59Oh.
00:02:00Whoa, whoa.
00:02:02It showed that.
00:02:03You saw that, okay.
00:02:04Whoa, whoa.
00:02:05Whoa, whoa.
00:02:07Whoa, whoa.
00:02:08Whoa, whoa.
00:02:09Whoa, whoa.
00:02:10Whoa, whoa.
00:02:11Whoa, whoa.
00:02:11Whoa, whoa.
00:02:13How about this song? Here we go.
00:02:15One, two, three.
00:02:17Lost kitten,
00:02:20where is your home?
00:02:27Ah!
00:02:29She's crying.
00:02:31She's about to cry.
00:02:37She's crying.
00:02:40How about this song? Here we go.
00:02:42One, two, three.
00:02:47She's dancing.
00:02:49What?
00:02:51Is she a genius?
00:02:55Wow.
00:02:57She's got a face.
00:02:59Does she know what crazy is?
00:03:02She's amazing.
00:03:04She's amazing.
00:03:06What's wrong?
00:03:08She's talking.
00:03:10What?
00:03:14I want to eat your ramen.
00:03:16She's not a kitten.
00:03:18Why?
00:03:19She's a baby.
00:03:22Did I hear it wrong?
00:03:26What's wrong with her?
00:03:30Do you want to talk to her?
00:03:31Don't you want to bake cookies?
00:03:33Don't call me Mrs. Stella.
00:03:36You've never baked cookies, have you?
00:03:38How do you know that?
00:03:40Like this.
00:03:42Like this.
00:03:44Like this.
00:03:46Like this.
00:03:47Like this?
00:03:49I'm glad you're fair.
00:03:50Don't call me Boundy.
00:03:52My voice is hoarse.
00:03:56Did she sleep?
00:03:58Did she sleep?
00:04:00I'm so tired.
00:04:02Let's sleep.
00:04:04Let's sleep.
00:04:10What should I do?
00:04:13Do you want me to write you a letter?
00:04:16I'll write you a letter.
00:04:23She's amazing.
00:04:25She's amazing.
00:04:27She's amazing.
00:04:29She's amazing.
00:04:31She's amazing.
00:04:33She's amazing.
00:04:35She's amazing.
00:04:37She's amazing.
00:04:39The Drifters' Famous Conte
00:04:43The Famous Conte is back!
00:04:47The Famous Conte has brought the world to a whirlwind of laughter.
00:04:52The Famous Conte is the main theme of The Drifters.
00:04:5531 celebrities have challenged it.
00:05:00In addition to the Famous Conte,
00:05:02Mr. Kaminari also recorded it in front of the audience.
00:05:05In the Hello! Series, it's the perfect new work.
00:05:12If you don't watch this, you'll be in trouble.
00:05:15Laugh and blow away the heat.
00:05:18The 60th anniversary of the Drifters' Challenge.
00:05:21The Manatsumo Conte Special.
00:05:29The Manatsumo Conte Special.
00:05:31The Manatsumo Conte Special.
00:05:33The Manatsumo Conte Special.
00:05:35The Manatsumo Conte Special.
00:05:38To write a report, he stayed up all night.
00:05:41His biggest enemy was sleepiness.
00:05:47Campus life is fun,
00:05:49but it's hard to get a degree in the Faculty of Science and Technology.
00:05:53That's true.
00:05:55It's a repetition of doing experiments and writing reports.
00:05:58Unlike the others, we're not good at it.
00:06:02So we're going to do more experiments.
00:06:04This is the worst!
00:06:06Campus life is fun,
00:06:09but today, we'll do our best
00:06:11to finish the report!
00:06:17But Mr. Kawashima,
00:06:19I haven't slept since yesterday.
00:06:23Wake me up when I fall asleep.
00:06:25Okay, I'll definitely wake you up.
00:06:27I haven't slept since yesterday.
00:06:29I know.
00:06:31Wake me up whenever something happens.
00:06:33Okay!
00:06:34Thank you!
00:06:35Good luck!
00:06:36Good luck!
00:06:39I'm really bad at this.
00:06:41Let's start with the experiment.
00:06:43Suheri Bay.
00:06:44Ethanol.
00:06:45Me too.
00:06:46First, ethanol.
00:06:47I think CO2 is carbon dioxide.
00:06:51Let's see.
00:06:53O2 is...
00:06:56Mr. Shibata?
00:06:59Mr. Shibata?
00:07:00He's not waking up.
00:07:02Mr. Shibata?
00:07:03Mr. Shibata?
00:07:10What's wrong?
00:07:11What's wrong?
00:07:13What's wrong?
00:07:16Mr. Shibata.
00:07:18You were sleeping.
00:07:20Really?
00:07:22I didn't know.
00:07:25I told you to wake me up.
00:07:28Really?
00:07:29I have to finish the report.
00:07:31Good luck!
00:07:33I might not be able to sleep tonight.
00:07:36Really?
00:07:37Yeah.
00:07:38I see.
00:07:39I told you to wake me up.
00:07:40I did.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:42Let's do our best.
00:07:44You shouldn't sleep.
00:07:46Be careful.
00:07:47I definitely won't sleep.
00:07:48You shouldn't sleep.
00:07:50I'll do my best.
00:07:53I was surprised.
00:08:01Mr. Kawashima?
00:08:03Mr. Kawashima?
00:08:06I have to wake him up.
00:08:08I'm in trouble.
00:08:10I knew it.
00:08:12Mr. Kawashima?
00:08:14Mr. Kawashima is sleeping.
00:08:16Mr. Kawashima?
00:08:19Mr. Kawashima is sleeping.
00:08:21Mr. Kawashima is sleeping.
00:08:23Mr. Kawashima is sleeping.
00:08:25Mr. Kawashima is sleeping.
00:08:30I was sleeping.
00:08:31Mr. Kawashima was sleeping.
00:08:33Mr. Kawashima doesn't wake up at all.
00:08:35Mr. Shibata, what's this?
00:08:36It's an experiment.
00:08:38Is this an experiment?
00:08:39Yes.
00:08:40It's an automatic slap.
00:08:42I woke up on the first try.
00:08:44I was sleeping.
00:08:46Really?
00:08:47Mr. Shibata, thank you for waking me up.
00:08:49You saved me.
00:08:51Don't sleep.
00:08:57I'll do my best.
00:08:58I definitely won't sleep.
00:08:59I'll put this beaker here.
00:09:01I'll put this beaker here.
00:09:03I'll put this beaker here.
00:09:08Mr. Shibata?
00:09:10I can't sleep well.
00:09:13Mr. Shibata?
00:09:18You have to wake up soon.
00:09:20You have to wake up soon.
00:09:33Mr. Kawashima, what are you doing?
00:09:37This is a Gatling gun.
00:09:39What?
00:09:41How many rounds?
00:09:43I can shoot up to 200 rounds.
00:09:45I can shoot up to 200 rounds.
00:09:47You were sleeping.
00:09:48I was sleeping.
00:09:50I can sleep well in this situation.
00:09:52You can sleep well in this situation.
00:09:55That's amazing.
00:09:56Thank you, Mr. Kawashima.
00:09:58You're welcome.
00:09:59I'll do my best.
00:10:00Mr. Kawashima.
00:10:01I'll do my best.
00:10:06I'm getting sleepy.
00:10:08I'm getting sleepy.
00:10:09Stop it.
00:10:10Stop it.
00:10:12I'm getting sleepy.
00:10:14I'm getting sleepy.
00:10:16Stop it.
00:10:17Stop it.
00:10:19I'm getting sleepy.
00:10:21I'm getting sleepy.
00:10:23Mr. Kawashima.
00:10:27I'm going to do it.
00:10:29I'll do my best.
00:10:36I'll wake you up.
00:10:38With this, I won't be able to wake up outside.
00:10:43Well, Mr. Kawashima.
00:10:47Mr. Kawashima.
00:10:49Mr. Kawashima.
00:10:51Okay, I'm ready.
00:10:54Here I go, Mr. Kawashima. Wake up!
00:10:573, 2, 1, go!
00:11:02Here I go, Mr. Kawashima.
00:11:04Mr. Kawashima, wake up!
00:11:08Mr. Kawashima, wake up!
00:11:12Mr. Kawashima, wake up!
00:11:14Mr. Kawashima, wake up!
00:11:16Mr. Kawashima, wake up!
00:11:18Mr. Kawashima, wake up!
00:11:20I can't do it well.
00:11:22Hey, my nose isn't on you.
00:11:26My nose isn't on you.
00:11:29I'm sorry if you don't take it.
00:11:32Mr. Kawashima was sleeping.
00:11:34Mr. Shibata, you're so motivated today.
00:11:37He's so motivated.
00:11:39I know.
00:11:41I don't want to be the last one to report.
00:11:43I have to sleep.
00:11:45I have to sleep.
00:11:47It doesn't matter if I'm like this.
00:11:49I have to sleep.
00:11:51Mr. Kawashima, can I do it around here?
00:11:53Around here?
00:11:55I have to sleep.
00:11:57Here I go!
00:11:59Here I go!
00:12:02Here I go.
00:12:03I'm in.
00:12:05I'm in.
00:12:07Let's wake him up.
00:12:09Let's wake him up.
00:12:12Mr. Kawashima.
00:12:17Mr. Kawashima.
00:12:19I'll wake you up.
00:12:22I did my best.
00:12:25Here I go, Mr. Kawashima.
00:12:28Mr. Kawashima, stay.
00:12:30Good boy.
00:12:31He's sleeping, Mr. Kawashima.
00:12:35Here I go.
00:12:373, 2, 1, go!
00:12:46I did it, Mr. Kawashima.
00:12:48He was sleeping.
00:12:50I was sleeping.
00:12:52I was sleeping, Mr. Kawashima.
00:12:55Did you put a stone in the pie?
00:12:58You put a stone in it.
00:12:59It's not the power of a pie.
00:13:01It's not a pie.
00:13:03Is it really a pie?
00:13:05I'm in.
00:13:07I'm in.
00:13:08I'm in.
00:13:18It's my cigarette.
00:13:21Please don't open it.
00:13:22Please don't open it.
00:13:27Unlike usual, Mr. Kaminari has a hot look in his eyes.
00:13:36It's hot.
00:13:38It's hot every day.
00:13:41It's summer.
00:13:44It's hot, isn't it?
00:13:46There are a lot of people.
00:13:48It's hotter than usual.
00:13:50It's hot and painful.
00:13:53I have a present for you.
00:13:59What is it?
00:14:01I bought sunglasses.
00:14:04I hope you like them.
00:14:06Please try them on.
00:14:08I think they will look good on you.
00:14:10What do you think?
00:14:13It's cool.
00:14:17You look cool today.
00:14:19It's cool.
00:14:23What are you doing?
00:14:26It's cool, isn't it?
00:14:27It's cool.
00:14:29You have to wear glasses.
00:14:34You don't have to wear glasses.
00:14:37I have something to tell you.
00:14:39I think you need a new member.
00:14:41A new member?
00:14:43I'm going to have a new member this summer.
00:14:47I'm going to have a new member.
00:14:49You know?
00:14:51I'm sure I'm going to have a new member.
00:14:54I want to see you.
00:14:56Come on in.
00:14:57Hello.
00:14:59I'm Kouji Mukai, the leader of the band.
00:15:02Nice to meet you.
00:15:05How is it?
00:15:06What do you think?
00:15:07Well, you know...
00:15:08The reason why Boo is upset is because
00:15:11Snowman Mukai was disqualified in the new member test he took 2 years ago.
00:15:17However, he couldn't give up,
00:15:20so he came back for revenge this time.
00:15:24Well, let's just put him in.
00:15:26He's got a lot of energy, too.
00:15:28Well, well, well...
00:15:30Shio Koji.
00:15:31Yes, Shio Koji.
00:15:32Shio Koji.
00:15:33Shio Koji.
00:15:34Yes, Shio Koji.
00:15:35He's the new member!
00:15:38Wait a minute!
00:15:39What are you doing?
00:15:40Wait a minute!
00:15:42I can hear something.
00:15:43Wait a minute?
00:15:46I want to join Kaminari-sama, too.
00:15:51What's your name, miss?
00:15:53I'm Yuno Nagao. I'm 7 years old.
00:15:55Nice to meet you.
00:15:59Do you want to be a member of Kaminari-sama?
00:16:02Yes, I do.
00:16:05What do you think?
00:16:06It's good, isn't it?
00:16:07But the thing is,
00:16:08there's only one new member.
00:16:11There's only one new member.
00:16:13Which one should I choose?
00:16:14You just told me you'd pass.
00:16:17You said you'd pass, so I passed.
00:16:19Don't talk nonsense!
00:16:20What did I say?
00:16:21Don't talk nonsense!
00:16:23I'm still a kid.
00:16:24Takagi.
00:16:25Yes.
00:16:26How about the two of us competing against each other
00:16:28to see who's the better new member?
00:16:30That's the best idea.
00:16:31That's the best idea.
00:16:32That's right.
00:16:33Let's get started.
00:16:35Who's the new member of Kaminari-sama?
00:16:38It's the third match!
00:16:45From now on,
00:16:47Yuno-chan and Mukai-san
00:16:49will compete seriously in three categories.
00:16:52The judge, Boo-san,
00:16:55will decide who wins.
00:16:58Are you ready?
00:16:59The first category is
00:17:01Special Match!
00:17:07Yuno-chan,
00:17:09is there anything you're good at?
00:17:11I'm really good at ukulele.
00:17:13Yes, ukulele.
00:17:15So,
00:17:16I've been practicing
00:17:18to play with Boo-san,
00:17:19whom I admire.
00:17:25Yuno-chan,
00:17:26why don't you sit next to Boo-san?
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:29Yuno-chan.
00:17:31That's a high score.
00:17:34What song do you want to sing?
00:17:38Frog Song.
00:17:40That's a good one.
00:17:42Boo-san, are you okay?
00:17:43I'll do my best.
00:17:46Yuno-chan, are you ready?
00:17:48Frog Song.
00:18:00Frog Song.
00:18:04Frog Song.
00:18:06Frog Song.
00:18:08Frog Song.
00:18:12Amazing!
00:18:14Boo-san, how was it?
00:18:16I lost.
00:18:17You lost?
00:18:19I think I passed.
00:18:20I think so, too.
00:18:21Let's sing together.
00:18:22I want to see it.
00:18:24I want to see it.
00:18:25You, too.
00:18:26That's the rule, isn't it?
00:18:28Okay, let's do it.
00:18:30Let's do it.
00:18:31What are you good at?
00:18:34I usually dance.
00:18:36I'm excited today.
00:18:38I can dance to any song.
00:18:42Any song?
00:18:43That's impossible.
00:18:45I can dance to Frog Song.
00:18:47Really?
00:18:51What are you going to do?
00:18:52Do you want to do it again?
00:18:53Yes, I do.
00:18:54You want to do it again?
00:18:55Yes, I do.
00:18:56You want to do it, right?
00:18:57It can't be helped.
00:18:58Let's do it.
00:18:59Let's do it.
00:19:00Frog Song.
00:19:02Frog Song.
00:19:04Frog Song.
00:19:06Frog Song.
00:19:08Frog Song.
00:19:10Frog Song.
00:19:12Frog Song.
00:19:13Frog Song.
00:19:15Frog Song.
00:19:20Why did you stand here?
00:19:21It's good, isn't it?
00:19:23All of us.
00:19:24Bo-san, how was it?
00:19:26Did you watch the dance?
00:19:28Yes, I did.
00:19:30Did you really watch it?
00:19:31Yuno-chan, you watched it, too.
00:19:33Was it good?
00:19:34It was very good.
00:19:35Really?
00:19:36It was very sharp.
00:19:38You're a judge now.
00:19:42You're a judge, so you should be proud.
00:19:45You should be proud.
00:19:47I got it.
00:19:48Bo-san, you're a judge now.
00:19:51Who do you think won?
00:19:53Please raise your hand.
00:19:56Judge...
00:19:59Yuno-chan!
00:20:04Well, well, well.
00:20:05I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
00:20:07Well, well, well.
00:20:08Yuno-chan was amazing.
00:20:11Of course.
00:20:12She's 30 years old.
00:20:14And she's small.
00:20:17You have a lot of complaints.
00:20:19This is a huge mistake.
00:20:21Let's move on to the next match.
00:20:23It's a drift gag competition.
00:20:29It's here, it's here.
00:20:30There are a lot of drift gags, right?
00:20:32There are a lot.
00:20:33It depends on what you do.
00:20:35It's up to you.
00:20:36It's up to you.
00:20:37It's noisy.
00:20:38Can I do it first?
00:20:40No, it's okay.
00:20:41It's okay.
00:20:42Yuno-chan is more relaxed.
00:20:46Let's move on to the next match.
00:20:48It's important not to be embarrassed.
00:20:50Here we go.
00:20:59It's Yuno-chan's turn.
00:21:11There's more.
00:21:15Raw egg.
00:21:17Ken's favorite.
00:21:19What about Yuno-chan?
00:21:20Raw egg.
00:21:22Devil insect.
00:21:26Good, good.
00:21:29She knows what devil insect is.
00:21:31It's cute.
00:21:32It's cute.
00:21:33I think she's going to add it.
00:21:35She's going to add it.
00:21:37So, Boo.
00:21:39Judge.
00:21:42Boo.
00:21:44Boo.
00:21:46So,
00:21:48Yuno-chan won the second round.
00:21:55The people's version.
00:21:57It's strange.
00:21:59It was too early to say it.
00:22:01I didn't expect it.
00:22:03Boo is judging.
00:22:04Boo is the judge.
00:22:06Boo.
00:22:08I can't hear you.
00:22:11I'm a member.
00:22:13I'm here for the second time.
00:22:15I want to go home.
00:22:17What are you going to do?
00:22:18Boo.
00:22:19I think it's better to win in the next match.
00:22:26Then don't say anything, Yuno-chan.
00:22:28I won't say anything.
00:22:29Are you sure?
00:22:31The last match is a head-to-head match.
00:22:38It's a little different.
00:22:40I want to say it again.
00:22:41The power of a head-to-head match is completely different.
00:22:45Yuno-chan, are you confident?
00:22:47Yes.
00:22:48I'm very confident in my power.
00:22:51That's great.
00:22:53It's a serious match.
00:22:56Mukai, you know that, right?
00:22:59You know that, right?
00:23:04I'm sure I'll win.
00:23:06Mukai, what do you think?
00:23:08I'm a child.
00:23:09I won't give up.
00:23:11Then it's a serious match.
00:23:13Ready, go.
00:23:15I won.
00:23:20You're still 7 years old.
00:23:22Yuno-chan, how old are you?
00:23:24I'm 7 years old.
00:23:26You're 7 years old.
00:23:28You're 7 years old.
00:23:29I'm 7 years old.
00:23:31I'm 7 years old.
00:23:35I didn't do anything.
00:23:37I'm 7 years old.
00:23:39I didn't do anything.
00:23:41I'm 7 years old.
00:23:43So, Yuno-chan won.
00:23:49Congratulations.
00:23:51Yuno-chan, the new member, will be in charge of this corner.
00:23:56Ready, go.
00:23:58I won.
00:24:00Yuno-chan, how old are you?
00:24:04From now on, we'll show you the drifters' hunting skills twice in a row.
00:24:13I won.
00:24:17Hanmu, do you think you're sleeping during training?
00:24:22Yes, I'm sorry.
00:24:23Don't think too much.
00:24:27Yes, I won.
00:24:31Yuno-chan, learn with regret.
00:24:36This is how you learn.
00:24:40Yuno-chan, learn with regret.
00:24:44What's that?
00:24:46You're an idiot.
00:24:48You don't have enough training.
00:24:52You don't have enough training, so it hurts.
00:24:54If you practice as hard as I do,
00:24:57I don't have any pain or itch.
00:25:00I'm sorry, but I don't have enough training.
00:25:03Young man, let's train.
00:25:14It hurts.
00:25:15It hurts, doesn't it?
00:25:16Young man, I have enough training.
00:25:20I don't have any pain.
00:25:23Young man.
00:25:28Young man.
00:25:29What is it?
00:25:30I brought this from the countryside.
00:25:32Please eat it.
00:25:34I'm sorry.
00:25:35Thank you.
00:25:37I'm sorry.
00:25:38It's cute.
00:25:39Is it Kirin lemon?
00:25:44It's very sweet.
00:25:46Eat it.
00:25:47Yes.
00:25:48Eat it.
00:25:49Yes.
00:25:50Eat it.
00:25:51Yes.
00:25:56It's very sweet.
00:25:58Eat it.
00:25:59Yes.
00:26:00It hurts.
00:26:01It hurts, doesn't it?
00:26:03I don't have enough training.
00:26:05I'm sorry, but I don't have enough training.
00:26:07Yes.
00:26:15It's very sweet.
00:26:18Forget about the watermelon.
00:26:20Yes.
00:26:21I'm your coach.
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23What am I?
00:26:24A watermelon.
00:26:26It hurts.
00:26:27Forget about it.
00:26:28Yes.
00:26:29It hurts here.
00:26:30It hurts in the back.
00:26:33Yes.
00:26:34I don't have enough training.
00:26:35Yes.
00:26:39You idiot.
00:26:43It hurts.
00:26:46Don't act like you hit your father.
00:26:49You idiot.
00:26:50I need training.
00:26:51Yes.
00:26:52You idiot.
00:26:54I need training.
00:26:55Yes.
00:27:09It hurts.
00:27:11I told you I need training.
00:27:13I need training.
00:27:14You idiot.
00:27:15Sit down.
00:27:16I need training.
00:27:17I need training.
00:27:23Don't laugh.
00:27:26It's a face of nothing.
00:27:30It's a face of nothing.
00:27:33Yes.
00:27:34It's a face of nothing.
00:27:36Sit down.
00:27:37It's a face of nothing.
00:27:43Sit down.
00:27:59Let go of the watermelon.
00:28:00Let go of the watermelon.
00:28:03You don't need to train.
00:28:04Sit down.
00:28:08You should do something better.
00:28:13I'll show you how to do it properly.
00:28:19Without thinking?
00:28:20Yes.
00:28:22I'll show you how to do it properly.
00:28:33Ouch!
00:28:34What's wrong with you?
00:28:36Don't fall asleep.
00:28:43Don't look at me!
00:28:45Young man.
00:28:47Do you understand?
00:28:48Yes.
00:28:56Young man.
00:28:57Woman.
00:28:58I know.
00:28:59During training, you don't need a woman.
00:29:02Yes.
00:29:03Woman.
00:29:04Woman.
00:29:05Punch, punch, punch.
00:29:13It's a mysterious world.
00:29:19During training, you don't need a woman.
00:29:22Yes.
00:29:23Woman.
00:29:24Woman.
00:29:25Punch, punch, punch.
00:29:29At the end of a date, a breakup is always lonely.
00:29:34Mr. Shimura.
00:29:43Today's meal was very delicious.
00:29:47You eat a lot.
00:29:51Do you hate eating women?
00:29:54No.
00:29:59I'm glad.
00:30:00It's about time.
00:30:03Let's eat ramen.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:05Shall we eat ramen on our way home?
00:30:14I think it's enough.
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:23Mr. Shimura.
00:30:24Yes?
00:30:26What do you think of me?
00:30:32I think you are cute and big.
00:30:40Do you like me?
00:30:47Yes.
00:30:49Do you love me?
00:30:52I love you.
00:31:01Kiss me.
00:31:24Kiss me.
00:31:31Kiss me.
00:31:39What?
00:31:41Nothing.
00:31:43Are you okay?
00:31:44Yes.
00:31:46Let's continue.
00:31:52Wait a minute.
00:31:58What?
00:32:00You came out from here, didn't you?
00:32:03Hey!
00:32:06Don't mess with me.
00:32:10I'm sorry.
00:32:12Can you move back a little?
00:32:15Let's change the place.
00:32:16The scenery is good around here.
00:32:18Let's do it here.
00:32:29What are you doing?
00:32:32What?
00:32:33What are you doing?
00:32:35What are you doing?
00:32:50I'm sorry.
00:32:51Are you okay?
00:32:52Yes.
00:32:53I'm fine.
00:32:54Okay.
00:32:56See you.
00:32:59See you.
00:33:08Wait a minute.
00:33:10Wait a minute.
00:33:14Are you okay?
00:33:15Yes.
00:33:16I'm fine.
00:33:17Wait a minute.
00:33:20Wait a minute.
00:33:21I'll do it now.
00:33:23Wait a minute.
00:33:24I'm fine.
00:33:29No!
00:33:31No!
00:33:33No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:40You're so wet.
00:33:46Are you okay?
00:33:49I'm so wet.
00:33:51I'm so wet.
00:33:52I'm so wet.
00:33:58I really want to do it.
00:33:59I don't want to go home.
00:34:02You're hurt, aren't you?
00:34:03Not at all.
00:34:06That's enough.
00:34:07That's enough.
00:34:08That's enough.
00:34:09That's enough.
00:34:14The funeral is solemn.
00:34:17They want to keep their manners.
00:34:21The funeral is solemn.
00:34:23They want to keep their manners.
00:34:33Oh, no!
00:34:34I'm late!
00:34:35It's starting!
00:34:36It's starting!
00:34:37Oh, no!
00:34:39This time...
00:34:40This time...
00:34:41This time...
00:34:42This time...
00:34:43This time...
00:34:44This time...
00:34:45The funeral is solemn.
00:34:46The funeral is solemn.
00:34:49Thank you.
00:34:51Is this open?
00:34:52Is this open?
00:34:53Is this open?
00:34:54I'm sorry.
00:34:55I'm sorry.
00:34:56I'm sorry.
00:34:58I'm late.
00:35:01I'm sorry.
00:35:14Huh?
00:35:16Huh?
00:35:19Oh, no.
00:35:20Oh, no.
00:35:21Oh, no.
00:35:22Oh, no.
00:35:23Oh, no.
00:35:27I just bought it.
00:35:29I just bought it.
00:35:37Why?
00:35:39Why did you leave me?
00:35:48I hope you'll be quiet.
00:36:00Thank you for your hard work this time.
00:36:10Doctor!
00:36:13Doctor, it's still early!
00:36:16Doctor, it's still early!
00:36:20Why do you go first?
00:36:23I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:36:26Please say it again.
00:36:34Is it my turn?
00:36:35What's wrong with you?
00:36:37I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:36:40Please say it again.
00:36:42I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:36:44Please say it again.
00:36:46I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:36:48Please be quiet.
00:36:50I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:36:52Please say it again.
00:36:54I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
00:37:06Doctor, do you remember me?
00:37:10We used to drink together.
00:37:16I listened to that song so much.
00:37:25I want to listen to that song with you again.
00:37:33I'll play the song I always listen to.
00:37:40I'll play the song I always listen to.
00:37:50I'm sorry.
00:37:51I hope you'll be quiet.
00:37:53I'm sorry.
00:37:54His smartphone...
00:37:56It's not the song I usually listen to.
00:38:00I'll play the song I always listen to.
00:38:10I'll play the song I always listen to.
00:38:16Be quiet.
00:38:18Don't mess with me.
00:38:20I'm not messing with you.
00:38:22You're messing with me.
00:38:26What are you doing?
00:38:28It's not me.
00:38:34What are you doing?
00:38:37What are you doing?
00:38:39What are you doing?
00:38:44Be quiet.
00:38:48What are you doing?
00:38:51Are you messing with me?
00:38:55Yes, I'm messing with you.
00:39:07What are you doing here?
00:39:09Let's turn off the power.
00:39:16Hey!
00:39:17Hey!
00:39:18Who's second?
00:39:19Me!
00:39:20No.
00:39:36No.
00:39:39No.
00:39:40Hey!
00:39:41Hey!
00:39:43How are you?
00:39:44One more time.
00:39:45Hey!
00:39:46Hey!
00:39:47Thank you very much.
00:39:50It's hot every day.
00:39:52Yes.
00:39:53How are you?
00:39:55It's hot, isn't it?
00:39:57My students love to study.
00:40:00They have a class on the summer vacation.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:04They'll be here soon.
00:40:09Here they are.
00:40:13I'm Momota Kanako.
00:40:16I'm Tamae Hiyori.
00:40:18I'm Ayaka Totoko.
00:40:22I'm Takagi Remi.
00:40:25I'm Honda Haruna.
00:40:29Good morning.
00:40:32Good morning.
00:40:33Have a seat, please.
00:40:35Good morning.
00:40:37Excuse me.
00:40:38I didn't order ramen.
00:40:41Don't sit on the corner.
00:40:45I'm sorry.
00:40:46Don't sit on the corner.
00:40:48No.
00:40:49I'm the sexiest.
00:40:51Please sit down.
00:40:53I'll sit down.
00:40:54Sexy.
00:40:55What's going on?
00:40:57Everyone is late.
00:41:00What are they doing?
00:41:03They are always late.
00:41:05It's your fault.
00:41:07It's your fault.
00:41:09It's your fault.
00:41:10It's your fault.
00:41:11It's your fault.
00:41:12It's your fault.
00:41:13What's wrong?
00:41:15Listen to me.
00:41:16We were supposed to go to school together.
00:41:18I went to pick him up in the morning.
00:41:21But he didn't wake up.
00:41:23Is that so?
00:41:24No.
00:41:25Matsuo lied.
00:41:26I went to pick him up in the morning.
00:41:28But he didn't wake up.
00:41:31Is that so?
00:41:32Is that so?
00:41:33Is that so?
00:41:34Is that so?
00:41:35Is that so?
00:41:36Is that so?
00:41:37Is that so?
00:41:38Is that so?
00:41:39What are you doing?
00:41:41You are lying.
00:41:43Calm down.
00:41:44Listen to me.
00:41:45I don't like students who lie.
00:41:50Close your eyes.
00:41:52I forgive you.
00:41:55Raise your hand if you were late in the morning.
00:41:59Both of you.
00:42:01Both of you were late in the morning.
00:42:03Did I raise my hand?
00:42:04You did.
00:42:05You raised your hand.
00:42:07Sit down.
00:42:09You are scary.
00:42:11Why did you lose your memory?
00:42:13I can't see.
00:42:14I can't see.
00:42:15What?
00:42:16It's noisy.
00:42:17I can't see.
00:42:18It's okay.
00:42:19What's wrong?
00:42:21Good morning, teacher.
00:42:23This is the teacher.
00:42:24What are you doing?
00:42:26No, no, no.
00:42:28Did you lose something?
00:42:29Teacher, I lost my glasses in the morning and I couldn't find it.
00:42:35Did you really lose your glasses?
00:42:37I couldn't find it.
00:42:38Did you get it back?
00:42:39Did you get it back?
00:42:40Did you get it back?
00:42:41I did.
00:42:42I did.
00:42:43I did.
00:42:44I did.
00:42:45You did.
00:42:46I did.
00:42:47I did.
00:42:48I did.
00:42:49I did.
00:42:50I did.
00:42:51I did.
00:42:52Ah!
00:42:53Rinpo, you forgot your glasses!
00:42:55Shut up!
00:42:58You're done, right?
00:42:59Sensei!
00:43:00I remembered both hands!
00:43:02Shut up!
00:43:03I'm sorry!
00:43:04You idiot!
00:43:05You're done!
00:43:06I'm begging you, really!
00:43:07You're done!
00:43:08You're done!
00:43:09You picked it up in the beginning!
00:43:10What about the rest?
00:43:12The rest?
00:43:13There's still two left.
00:43:14There's two left.
00:43:15Oh, oh!
00:43:16Kato-kun!
00:43:17Oh!
00:43:18This?
00:43:19This?
00:43:20Kato!
00:43:21What's wrong?
00:43:22Are you okay?
00:43:23I don't want to!
00:43:24I don't want to!
00:43:25I don't want to!
00:43:26Don't come this way!
00:43:27Don't come this way!
00:43:28Stop it!
00:43:29Stop it!
00:43:30Stop it!
00:43:31Stop it!
00:43:32Ah!
00:43:33Ah!
00:43:34Ah!
00:43:35Ah!
00:43:36Why are you farting?
00:43:37It stinks!
00:43:38Stop it!
00:43:39Stop it!
00:43:40We can't use the seat!
00:43:41I'm sorry!
00:43:42Kato!
00:43:43I'm sorry!
00:43:44I'm sorry!
00:43:45Hang in there!
00:43:46Why did you fart just now?
00:43:48Why did you fart just now?
00:43:49Kato!
00:43:50And?
00:43:51What about Takagi-kun?
00:43:53Isn't it too late?
00:43:54Sensei!
00:43:55Momota!
00:43:56Earlier, I saw someone who looked like Takagi-kun near the exit.
00:43:59Someone who looked like him?
00:44:00Is that so?
00:44:01Yes.
00:44:02Then, can you go look for him?
00:44:03Yes!
00:44:04I'll go look for him.
00:44:05Please look for him!
00:44:06Someone who looks like him?
00:44:07Is there anyone who looks like him in that atmosphere?
00:44:09Huh?
00:44:10Sensei!
00:44:11Huh?
00:44:12He's here!
00:44:13Huh?
00:44:14Takagi-kun is in trouble!
00:44:15What's wrong?
00:44:16What's wrong?
00:44:17Huh?
00:44:18What's wrong?
00:44:19Huh?
00:44:20What's wrong with your leg?
00:44:21What happened?
00:44:22I hit my leg on the corner of the cupboard and got hurt.
00:44:26Why did you do that?
00:44:27You moved a lot.
00:44:29Did you really get hurt?
00:44:30No.
00:44:31Anyway, please take a seat.
00:44:33Momota, please.
00:44:34Yes!
00:44:35Are you okay?
00:44:36You got hurt, didn't you?
00:44:37Are you okay?
00:44:38I'm sorry.
00:44:39Are you okay?
00:44:40Good morning.
00:44:41Are you okay?
00:44:42Good morning.
00:44:43Are you really okay?
00:44:44Let's start the lesson!
00:44:46Yes!
00:44:47The first lesson is in English.
00:44:49In English?
00:44:50First, what is the number 1 in English?
00:44:54Does anyone know?
00:44:55Yes!
00:44:56Tamai-san?
00:44:57Yes!
00:44:58One!
00:44:59Correct!
00:45:03Next, two!
00:45:04Does anyone know?
00:45:05Yes!
00:45:06Matsuo-kun?
00:45:07Yes!
00:45:08One is one.
00:45:09Two is?
00:45:10One one!
00:45:11No!
00:45:12No!
00:45:14It's not one one!
00:45:15It's not!
00:45:16It's not!
00:45:17Osada is thinking.
00:45:18Are you stupid?
00:45:19Eh?
00:45:20Sensei, please leave it to me.
00:45:21Osada, do you know?
00:45:22Yes, I know!
00:45:23Then, let's start.
00:45:24Two is?
00:45:25Bird!
00:45:27No!
00:45:28Eh?
00:45:29It's not chicken!
00:45:30It's not chicken!
00:45:31It's not chicken!
00:45:32Cock-a-doodle-doo!
00:45:33It's not cock-a-doodle-doo!
00:45:35What are you talking about?
00:45:36There's a chicken!
00:45:37There's no chicken!
00:45:38Where is it?
00:45:39It's not that good!
00:45:40It's wrong!
00:45:41Where is it?
00:45:42It's the second letter of the number.
00:45:43Ah, it's the second letter of the number.
00:45:44Ah, I see.
00:45:45Does anyone know?
00:45:46Yes!
00:45:47Then, Sasaki-san?
00:45:48Yes!
00:45:49Two is?
00:45:50Two!
00:45:51Yes, correct!
00:45:52Yes.
00:45:53I know!
00:45:54You know, right?
00:45:55Then, next.
00:45:56Who knows the next letter of two?
00:45:57Yes!
00:45:58Yes!
00:45:59Then, Haruna-san?
00:46:00Yes!
00:46:01Don't make fun of this.
00:46:02It's the next letter of two, right?
00:46:04Yes.
00:46:05The next letter of two is...
00:46:06It's hand!
00:46:07It's hand!
00:46:08It's hand!
00:46:09It's hand!
00:46:10Drawing!
00:46:11Hmm.
00:46:12What a length!
00:46:13It's late!
00:46:14Is it slow to shuffle?
00:46:16Slow?
00:46:17Literally every time.
00:46:18It's late, right?
00:46:19If it's so slow, you don't have to shuffle.
00:46:21Okay, I understand.
00:46:22Right?
00:46:23Stand up, it isn't two.
00:46:24One and two.
00:46:25One.
00:46:26It's one!
00:46:27One and two!
00:46:28Please say it!
00:46:29She's always saying it.
00:46:30One, two, and three, then.
00:46:31Yes, it's three!
00:46:32Please remember.
00:46:33It's three, it's three.
00:46:34Next, an animal.
00:46:36What do you call a dog?
00:46:39Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:46:41Okay, Takagi.
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:44Dog.
00:46:46Correct.
00:46:48That's great.
00:46:51Okay, cat.
00:46:52Anyone know?
00:46:53Yes.
00:46:55Iiho.
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:57What about cat?
00:46:58I don't have one.
00:47:00I didn't ask that.
00:47:01Sensei.
00:47:02Osada.
00:47:03Yes.
00:47:04I have a cat.
00:47:06You have one?
00:47:07I don't have one.
00:47:08I don't have a cat.
00:47:09I have 10 cats.
00:47:11What are you talking about?
00:47:1210 cats?
00:47:1310 cats?
00:47:14What the heck!
00:47:16That hurts!
00:47:18I'll carry you.
00:47:20I'm not carrying you.
00:47:22I'm talking to you.
00:47:24Cat.
00:47:25Cat is cat.
00:47:26Correct.
00:47:28Okay, next.
00:47:29In English, pig.
00:47:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:47:33Okay, Takagi.
00:47:34Wait a minute, Sensei.
00:47:36What's wrong?
00:47:37Sensei, you're mean.
00:47:39What?
00:47:40You just called Takagi a pig.
00:47:43I didn't.
00:47:44I didn't.
00:47:45You didn't raise your hand, but you called him a pig.
00:47:50Why are you so angry?
00:47:52Takagi, you're hurt, aren't you?
00:47:54Not at all.
00:47:56Then it's okay.
00:47:58I'm not hurt.
00:47:59Then it's okay.
00:48:01You don't have to hit him.
00:48:03You don't have to hit him.
00:48:05Help! Help!
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:09Record.
00:48:10There's no record.
00:48:11Record.
00:48:12Okay, it's out.
00:48:13The current record is...
00:48:151.20 meters.
00:48:17What kind of record is that?
00:48:19What kind of competition is this?
00:48:20I'm really going to get angry.
00:48:21You should be.
00:48:22I've been angry with you for a while now.
00:48:24Everyone, everyone.
00:48:26Don't be angry.
00:48:29Momota.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:32What kind of pig?
00:48:33Pig.
00:48:34That's right.
00:48:37Next.
00:48:38It may be a little difficult.
00:48:40Cow.
00:48:41Cow.
00:48:42Yes.
00:48:43Matsuo.
00:48:44Yes.
00:48:45Kalbi.
00:48:46No.
00:48:47No.
00:48:48No.
00:48:49No.
00:48:50No.
00:48:51No.
00:48:52No.
00:48:53No.
00:48:54No.
00:48:55No.
00:48:56No.
00:48:57Please save me.
00:49:02Please save me.
00:49:21It's Katarosu.
00:49:23Let's talk informally.
00:49:24Don't say that.
00:49:26I'm going to call you Atorosu-sensei!
00:49:28No!
00:49:29Let's move on to the 2nd lesson!
00:49:31The 2nd lesson is about Japanese.
00:49:35We're going to study Kanji.
00:49:37Kanji is easy.
00:49:39It's a martial art.
00:49:41Please tell us which part of your body your teacher stabbed.
00:49:46Who wants to challenge?
00:49:48Me!
00:49:50Tamae-san.
00:49:51First, this part.
00:49:53This part.
00:49:54Next, Tamae-san, this part.
00:49:56This part.
00:49:58This part.
00:49:59All correct!
00:50:05Who wants to challenge?
00:50:07Me!
00:50:08Osada-kun.
00:50:09Here I go.
00:50:10This part.
00:50:11This part.
00:50:12This part.
00:50:13This part.
00:50:14There's no such part.
00:50:16There is!
00:50:17There is!
00:50:18There is!
00:50:19Who wants to challenge?
00:50:21Me!
00:50:22Me!
00:50:24Me!
00:50:25Me!
00:50:26I'm going to challenge!
00:50:27I'm going to challenge!
00:50:28He's not going to challenge!
00:50:29He's amazing.
00:50:30Stop it!
00:50:31That was close.
00:50:32There's a record.
00:50:33There's no record.
00:50:35The current record is...
00:50:361m90cm.
00:50:40Wait a minute!
00:50:44He's stepping on it.
00:50:45Shut up!
00:50:46That was a precise step.
00:50:48Congratulations!
00:50:50There's no such thing as a fan! Sit down!
00:50:52There's no such thing as a fan!
00:50:54There isn't?
00:50:56Then, Kato! This!
00:50:58What is that?
00:51:00The teacher is asking!
00:51:02Are you asking?
00:51:04Are you asking?
00:51:06I don't know!
00:51:08You don't know?
00:51:10This! I don't know!
00:51:12You don't know everything!
00:51:14That's enough, Sasaki-san!
00:51:16Tell us the correct answer!
00:51:18This!
00:51:20This!
00:51:22This!
00:51:24Correct!
00:51:26Kato, are you okay?
00:51:28I'm okay!
00:51:30I'll give you one more chance!
00:51:32This!
00:51:34What is that?
00:51:36What is that?
00:51:38It's not a fish ball!
00:51:40It's a fish ball!
00:51:42It's a fish ball!
00:51:44You're wrong!
00:51:46It's a fish ball!
00:51:48It's not a fish ball!
00:51:50Don't read it!
00:51:52Sit down!
00:51:54Do it properly!
00:51:56Next, we'll make kanji!
00:51:58We'll make kanji using these pieces!
00:52:00First,
00:52:02this!
00:52:04Does anyone know what this is?
00:52:06Matsuo-kun!
00:52:08Yes!
00:52:10Matsuo-kun!
00:52:12You're wrong!
00:52:14Next!
00:52:16This!
00:52:18How do you read this?
00:52:20Tamari-san!
00:52:22It's a rice bowl!
00:52:24Correct!
00:52:26What is this?
00:52:28What is this?
00:52:30Sensei!
00:52:32There's a sound coming from Takagi-kun!
00:52:34Takagi-kun?
00:52:36What is it?
00:52:38What are you doing?
00:52:42Why are you eating soba?
00:52:44It's fox soba!
00:52:46Are you feeding a fox?
00:52:48What are you doing?
00:52:50Isn't it time to eat?
00:52:52It's time to eat!
00:52:54Why are you eating soba?
00:52:56How did you bring this from home?
00:52:58How did you bring this?
00:53:00Don't keep eating!
00:53:02It looks delicious!
00:53:04You're so free!
00:53:06It looks delicious!
00:53:08I'm getting hungry!
00:53:10Haruna!
00:53:12Give me 3 pieces of fried chicken!
00:53:14It's not Colonel Sanders!
00:53:16Shut up!
00:53:18Why are you looking at the camera?
00:53:20I'm a chocolate cookie!
00:53:22It's not Stella Oba-san!
00:53:24Shut up!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28We're filming!
00:53:30Behind you!
00:53:32It looks delicious!
00:53:34Haruna!
00:53:36Don't keep eating!
00:53:38It looks delicious!
00:53:40We're going to start class!
00:53:42We're done with kanji!
00:53:46Next is haiku!
00:53:50This is
00:53:52a famous haiku
00:53:54by Kobayashi Issa.
00:53:56A sparrow's nest
00:53:58has a lot of hair.
00:54:00A lot of hair.
00:54:04Does anyone know what this is?
00:54:06Yes!
00:54:08Takagi-san!
00:54:10A sparrow's nest
00:54:12has a lot of hair.
00:54:14That's wrong!
00:54:16It's close!
00:54:20A sparrow's nest
00:54:22has a lot of hair.
00:54:24A lot of hair!
00:54:26A lot of hair!
00:54:28A lot of hair!
00:54:30Why are you going in?
00:54:32I just wanted to do it!
00:54:34You didn't want to do it!
00:54:36Don't stop me!
00:54:38I know!
00:54:40Stop it!
00:54:42It's not Izumi Setsuko!
00:54:44It's his son!
00:54:46It's his son!
00:54:48It's not his son!
00:54:50The helicopter has arrived.
00:54:52I'm sorry!
00:54:54It's my fault!
00:54:56Who remembers this?
00:54:58I'm sorry!
00:55:00Does anyone know?
00:55:02Kato!
00:55:04You decide!
00:55:06A sparrow's nest
00:55:08has a lot of hair.
00:55:10A lot of hair!
00:55:12It's not like that!
00:55:14It's not!
00:55:16It's not!
00:55:18It's not!
00:55:20It's not!
00:55:22It's not!
00:55:24It's not!
00:55:26It's not!
00:55:28It's not!
00:55:30It's not!
00:55:32It's not!
00:55:34It's not!
00:55:36You!
00:55:38You!
00:55:44Thank you for the meal!
00:55:46Thank you!
00:55:48Please come again!
00:55:50I want to drink more!
00:55:52I want to drink more!
00:55:54I fell asleep!
00:55:56I'm sorry!
00:55:58I fell asleep!
00:56:00I'm thirsty!
00:56:02I'm thirsty!
00:56:04Hey!
00:56:06I'm calling you!
00:56:08It's me!
00:56:10What are you doing?
00:56:12I'm drinking beer!
00:56:14What are you doing?
00:56:16It's my beer!
00:56:18Who decided it?
00:56:20You didn't write your name on it!
00:56:22You don't write your name on beer!
00:56:24Don't say that!
00:56:26It's my beer!
00:56:28Leave me alone!
00:56:30People who drink other people's beer don't say that!
00:56:32You left it in the middle!
00:56:34I was wondering who it was!
00:56:36I'll leave it here!
00:56:38Don't drink it!
00:56:40Apologize to me!
00:56:42Why?
00:56:44I have proof that it's your beer!
00:56:46Give me proof!
00:56:48You don't write your name on beer!
00:56:50You don't write your name on beer!
00:56:52Where is the proof that it's your beer?
00:56:54I paid for it!
00:56:56You didn't wash your hands!
00:56:58It's my beer!
00:57:00Who do you think you are?
00:57:02That's not true!
00:57:04Don't come here!
00:57:06I'll give it back to you!
00:57:08I don't need it!
00:57:10I don't drink this kind of beer!
00:57:12Don't talk to me like that!
00:57:14I'm sorry!
00:57:16I'm sorry!
00:57:18I'm having fun with you!
00:57:20I'm sorry!
00:57:22I understand!
00:57:24I'm sorry!
00:57:26Hey!
00:57:30What does it taste like?
00:57:32Don't talk to me!
00:57:34I have to talk to you!
00:57:36I have to talk to you!
00:57:38It's my oden!
00:57:40Who?
00:57:42It's my oden!
00:57:44Then where is my oden?
00:57:46I don't know your oden!
00:57:48I didn't order it!
00:57:50If you didn't order it, it's my oden!
00:57:52It's not everyone's!
00:57:54It's not everyone's!
00:57:56Is that how you talk to me?
00:57:58Don't talk to me like that!
00:58:00It's the Olympics!
00:58:02Don't talk to me like that!
00:58:04It's the Olympics!
00:58:06Don't talk to me like that!
00:58:08Don't talk to me like that!
00:58:10That's how you talk to me!
00:58:12You have a bad personality!
00:58:14I have a bad personality?
00:58:16You have a good personality!
00:58:18You have a good personality!
00:58:20You have a good personality!
00:58:22Why are you fighting with me?
00:58:24I'm not going to stand up!
00:58:26Don't lick me!
00:58:28I'm going to stand up!
00:58:30Go home!
00:58:32Please go home!
00:58:34That's my beer!
00:58:36I'm drinking it like it's mine!
00:58:38Thank you!
00:58:40Tea!
00:58:42I don't have money!
00:58:44Go home!
00:58:46I'm not young!
00:58:48I'm done talking about beer!
00:58:50I'm done talking about beer!
00:58:52I'm done talking about beer!
00:58:54I'm sorry I didn't come in!
00:58:56I'm sorry I didn't come in!
00:58:58I understand!
00:59:00You're amazing!
00:59:02You're amazing!
00:59:04You're amazing!
00:59:06You're amazing!
00:59:08You came with them?
00:59:10No!
00:59:12I don't know this boy!
00:59:14She's my girlfriend!
00:59:20Who did you say that to?
00:59:22Who did you say that to?
00:59:24I'm sorry!
00:59:26Who did you say that to?
00:59:30You're not giving me beer again!
00:59:32You're not giving me beer again!
00:59:34That's my cigar!
00:59:36Wow, you think everything you get is yours?
00:59:40It's here.
00:59:41It's here because it's my cigarette.
00:59:43Then where's my cigarette?
00:59:44I don't know.
00:59:45I quit three years ago.
00:59:47Congratulations, congratulations.
00:59:51You've been through a lot.
00:59:54You're making me laugh.
00:59:55I'm not making you laugh.
00:59:56This isn't the time to be laughing.
00:59:57What?
00:59:58What?
00:59:59What?
01:00:00What?
01:00:01What?
01:00:02What?
01:00:03My cigarette, my beer, my oden.
01:00:06You don't have anything?
01:00:08You're great.
01:00:09You're great.
01:00:10Yes, yes.
01:00:11Thank you very much.
01:00:12Yes, please go home.
01:00:14I'm not going home.
01:00:15Yes, you're pitiful.
01:00:16Yes.
01:00:17People's beer and people's oden.
01:00:18You're that kind of person.
01:00:20I'm sorry.
01:00:21I'm going home.
01:00:22Please go home.
01:00:24Hang up the phone.
01:00:26Don't hang up my phone without my permission.
01:00:28What?
01:00:29Don't hang up my phone without my permission.
01:00:31Do you have a phone?
01:00:32I don't have a phone.
01:00:36You said you'd hang up my phone.
01:00:39I didn't bring my phone.
01:00:41I was wrong.
01:00:42I rang the bell.
01:00:44I told you to hang up.
01:00:46Who's to blame?
01:00:48I'm to blame?
01:00:49You're to blame.
01:00:50You're to blame.
01:00:51You should have told me.
01:00:52I should have told you.
01:00:53I told you to hang up my phone.
01:00:56You should have drunk your beer.
01:00:59I'm going home.
01:01:00You two do your job.
01:01:02You shouldn't have said that.
01:01:04I'm sorry.
01:01:05I was surprised.
01:01:06You're that kind of person.
01:01:07How much was it?
01:01:083,000 yen.
01:01:09Dad!
01:01:10Dad!
01:01:11Yes.
01:01:12It doesn't look good on you.
01:01:14What?
01:01:15Don't you feel uncomfortable?
01:01:17Hey.
01:01:18It's a trend now.
01:01:20It's a trend now.
01:01:21It's a trend now.
01:01:22It's a trend now.
01:01:23It's a trend now.
01:01:24It's a trend now.
01:01:25It's a trend now.
01:01:26It's a trend now.
01:01:27It's a trend now.
01:01:28You can have a seat back there.
01:01:31Old man!
01:01:33My wallet was in it.
01:01:35My wallet.
01:01:37Where did you get it?
01:01:38I didn't.
01:01:39You told me to go home.
01:01:41So I checked and went home.
01:01:43Who gave you the money?
01:01:47Don't ask it so fine.
01:01:49When did it get fine?
01:01:50Soon it will be the Olympics.
01:01:52I know that kind of person.
01:01:54Who cares about the Olympics.
01:01:56Heisei mo soro soro owaru ndako ne?
01:01:58Dakara mo kore haratte patte kirei ni
01:02:00Heisei owaru toki ni wa hito no kane tsukoute enkai?
01:02:04Ichiman sanzen aru yo
01:02:06Onna no mae de chojiki iyou na
01:02:09Hazukashii ka ichiman sanzen ja?
01:02:11Gidikiri yado hoteru tomare
01:02:12Konna mon ja doko mo ikene no omae?
01:02:14Yasui doko yatta tomareru wa ichiman sanzen yada
01:02:17Konna doko shitten no ka?
01:02:21Dono hen ni arun ja?
01:02:24Shibuya atari ya
01:02:27Agatta yo kaeru yo kaeru yo
01:02:29Shibuya no saka agatta toku ya
01:02:31Kaeru yo kaeru yo
01:02:33Iku yo hora
01:02:34Iku yo iku yo
01:02:35E nani nani?
01:02:41Nani?
01:02:42Nani oshiyo?
01:02:43Kaeru nda yo
01:02:45Dare to kaeru yo?
01:02:47Washi no onna yo
01:02:49Omae no onna shirai yo
01:02:51Doko ni onna omae no onna?
01:02:53Ine yo hajimeku kara
01:02:54Ine yaro da yo
01:02:55Washi no onna
01:02:56Suwatte suwatte
01:02:57Yoshi agatta
01:02:59Kaeru yo
01:03:01Zero kara yaeru na
01:03:03Kaeru yo
01:03:04Zero kara yaeru na
01:03:05Zero kara yaeru na?
01:03:06Jinsei no koto yuuton ka?
01:03:07Chia chia chia
01:03:08Kono konto saisho kara yarou tsu
01:03:13Konya endo desu
01:03:15Eien ka kono konto?
01:03:18Nani?
01:03:19Konto yaritasugite kaeru iyananka?
01:03:23Kige yoku nobe yo
01:03:25Mou ikkai
01:03:27Mou ikkai
01:03:28Biru ni modoru yatsu ga
01:03:29Doko ni onna yo?
01:03:31Kaeru yo hayaku
01:03:33Hito no biru nonde
01:03:34Hito no neechan tsurete kaerou to shite
01:03:36Tanoshikara
01:03:37Konto wa na
01:03:47Ume
01:03:49Ume
01:03:51Ume
01:03:53Ume
01:03:55Ume
01:03:57Ume
01:03:59Ume
01:04:01Ume
01:04:03Ume
01:04:05Ume
01:04:07Ume
01:04:09Ume
01:04:11Ume
01:04:13Ume
01:04:15Kono wa shushin ga chotto kore
01:04:17Jishin ga nasa sou desu
01:04:19Jishin?
01:04:20Nasasuginai desu ka chotto ne
01:04:23Jinsei no koto
01:04:25Donban mairimasu
01:04:26Konpai no sa
01:04:27Ano purin nan da yo
01:04:28Kore shin hazubai de sa
01:04:29Shaun kakatteru sou dakara
01:04:30Ichi-chan tanomu yo
01:04:31Hai yoroshiku onegaishimasu
01:04:32Karai ne nante ni
01:04:35Ore wa
01:04:36Aite yaku no
01:04:37Ore otousan otousan
01:04:38Asgase
01:04:39Chotto meiku ni jikan katteru mitai de
01:04:40Meiku?
01:04:41Idol janen dakara yo
01:04:42Chachachan yarasete koi yo
01:04:44Mamonaku irassharu to omoimasu
01:04:45Itte koi itte koi man
01:04:46Oyagozaimasu
01:04:47Oyagozaimasu
01:04:48Oyagozaimasu
01:04:49Oyagozaimasu
01:04:50Oyagozaimasu
01:04:51Yoroshiku onegaishimasu
01:04:52Yoroshiku onegaishimasu
01:04:53Chigai chigai chigai
01:04:54Chigai chigai
01:04:55Jirai ga chigan janai desu ka
01:04:56E?
01:04:57Ano jidai geki mukou desu yo dabo
01:04:58Ah ii
01:04:59Kyou atakushi wa ano
01:05:00CM no satsuya de
01:05:01E?
01:05:02Yoroshiku onegaishimasu
01:05:03E?
01:05:04Uso daro oi
01:05:05Chotto matte
01:05:06Setting wakatteru?
01:05:07E?
01:05:08Oyatsu ga tabetai musume san ni
01:05:09Hai
01:05:11E?
01:05:12Yoroshiku onegaishimasu
01:05:13Chigai chigai chigai
01:05:14Chigai chigai
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01:07:26Sixteen seconds.
01:07:27Sixteen seconds?
01:07:28You've gone a little overboard.
01:07:29I'm sorry.
01:07:30You should have gone a little faster.
01:07:31Ah, yes.
01:07:32Can you do this?
01:07:33Instead of using a spoon,
01:07:34can you just eat it like that?
01:07:37In one bite.
01:07:38Just like that.
01:07:39But that's not very polite.
01:07:41It's because you can't stop.
01:07:43Ah.
01:07:44You have to eat it like that.
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:46If it's the director's direction,
01:07:47I'll be happy.
01:07:48You've gone a little overboard with sixteen seconds.
01:07:49Yes, I understand.
01:07:50Yes, I understand.
01:07:51Mix it properly.
01:07:52Mix it properly.
01:07:53Yes, I'm sorry.
01:07:54There's a camera.
01:07:55Hey, you.
01:07:56Hey.
01:07:57Yes.
01:07:58What's today's snack?
01:08:01Stop.
01:08:02It's delicious.
01:08:03The snack is decided with this.
01:08:07It's delicious.
01:08:08New release.
01:08:09Hide-chan sign pudding pudding pudding.
01:08:10Cut.
01:08:11Wow.
01:08:12How many seconds was this speedy?
01:08:13Thank you.
01:08:14Eight seconds.
01:08:15Eight seconds?
01:08:16It's too fast.
01:08:17It's too fast, director.
01:08:18It's too fast.
01:08:19It's too fast.
01:08:20It's too fast.
01:08:21It's too fast, director.
01:08:22It's too fast.
01:08:23It's too fast.
01:08:24No, you can't hunch back like that.
01:08:27You have to keep it for a long time.
01:08:30It's a little fast for one.
01:08:31Can you make it three times?
01:08:33Churrung, churrung, churrung
01:08:34It doesn't seem to stop.
01:08:37That's right.
01:08:38Let's go with that.
01:08:39Let's go with three.
01:08:40Three, three, three.
01:08:41Let's go with three.
01:08:42Yes, I understand.
01:08:43Churrung, churrung, churrung
01:08:44Churrung, churrung, churrung
01:08:45Yes, I understand.
01:08:46You can do it with this.
01:08:47Yes, I understand.
01:08:48Yeah.
01:08:49Good evening.
01:08:50Ready.
01:08:51Yes.
01:08:52What's for snack today?
01:08:55This is it!
01:08:57I can't stop eating!
01:09:06Delicious!
01:09:07New release!
01:09:08Puri Puri Pudding by Hide-chan!
01:09:10No, no, no!
01:09:12It's Puni Puni Pudding!
01:09:14Oh, I'm sorry!
01:09:15It's not Puri Puri Pudding!
01:09:17It's the worst!
01:09:19But it's similar!
01:09:21No, it's not!
01:09:23Don't make a mistake!
01:09:25It's Puni Puni Pudding!
01:09:27Don't make a mistake!
01:09:28I'm sorry!
01:09:29But it was good!
01:09:30Thank you!
01:09:31What's the time?
01:09:3214 seconds.
01:09:33Oh, it's enough?
01:09:34Then I can eat more!
01:09:36No, wait...
01:09:37Let's go for 5!
01:09:385, 5, 5!
01:09:39Let's go for 5!
01:09:405, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan, chan!
01:09:42I can't stop eating!
01:09:43Then let's go for 2 in 1 second!
01:09:45No, no, no!
01:09:46No, no, no!
01:09:47I don't have to do this!
01:09:48Oh, you don't have to!
01:09:49I don't have to do this!
01:09:50Oh, okay!
01:09:51Put it in!
01:09:52This will make me happy!
01:09:54Director, if you can...
01:09:55I'll finish it here!
01:09:57Finish it here!
01:09:58Yes!
01:09:59This is good!
01:10:00Yes!
01:10:01Let's do it!
01:10:02Let's do it!
01:10:03Ready, go!
01:10:05What's today's snack?
01:10:07This is the snack!
01:10:08I can't stop eating!
01:10:09It's delicious!
01:10:17Delicious!
01:10:18The new product, the logo isbuggy!
01:10:19Okay!
01:10:20What's the time?
01:10:2122 seconds.
01:10:22Okay, so 22 seconds!
01:10:23Are 5 more than enough?
01:10:24With that pace, I could have done it.
01:10:25This isn't good.
01:10:26If it was 5, it would have been perfect.
01:10:27Is this all this effort?
01:10:28No, no.
01:10:29This is it.
01:10:30Is it delicious?
01:10:31It's delicious.
01:10:32It's delicious.
01:10:33It's delicious.
01:10:34It's delicious.
01:10:35It's delicious.
01:10:36It's delicious.
01:10:37It's delicious.
01:10:38This is a challenge!
01:10:39So good!
01:10:40I want to do more!
01:10:41So good!
01:10:42I want to do more!
01:10:43It's delicious, it's delicious!
01:10:44It's delicious!
01:10:45Just a bit more!
01:10:46I wonder if this is the hard part. Isn't there a way to eat this well?
01:10:50Director, how about using this?
01:10:57How do you use it?
01:10:58Like this.
01:11:00Oh, put it on there and sprinkle it?
01:11:03That's good, that's good, that's good.
01:11:04If it was this, I would have done it right away.
01:11:07I can feel that it won't stop.
01:11:09This is a non-stop deliciousness.
01:11:13See, it won't stop.
01:11:14It's good, right?
01:11:16It's done!
01:11:17Put it in a line.
01:11:18That's right, that's right, that's right.
01:11:21Let's wash it.
01:11:24Let's wash it.
01:11:27I'm washing it.
01:11:28I'm washing it.
01:11:31It's not good to wash it upside down.
01:11:33I'm washing it.
01:11:36I don't feel very good.
01:11:38I'm sorry.
01:11:40Stop doing it naturally.
01:11:41I'm washing it.
01:11:43Stop doing it naturally.
01:11:44I'm washing it.
01:11:46Director, isn't this a little heavy?
01:11:48How many are there?
01:11:49There are 10.
01:11:5010?
01:11:51But 10 is fine.
01:11:52If it was this, it would be more powerful.
01:11:56It won't stop, so I don't like this one.
01:11:58This is good.
01:12:00I'll finish it in one shot.
01:12:01I'll be in trouble if it's not in one shot.
01:12:03I'll finish it in one shot.
01:12:05I'll finish it in one shot, too.
01:12:07I'm counting on you.
01:12:07Everyone, please.
01:12:09I'll finish it with this.
01:12:11I'll finish it with this.
01:12:11I'm counting on you.
01:12:13I'm counting on you.
01:12:15I'll finish it with this.
01:12:17I'll finish it with this.
01:12:19What is today's snack?
01:12:21This is a delicious snack.
01:12:26Soda.
01:12:43I'll finish it with this.
01:13:01Cut.
01:13:07I'll finish it.
01:13:09I'll finish it.
01:13:11I'll finish it.
01:13:13I'll finish it.
01:13:15I'll finish it.
01:13:17I'll finish it.
01:13:19I'll finish it.
01:13:24Once upon a time, there was a kind young man named Taro Urashima.
01:13:33One day, when he was walking along the beach, he saw a turtle being bullied by children.
01:13:45If you're upset, try to do it back.
01:13:49Say something.
01:13:53I was saved.
01:13:55Hey, you guys, stop it.
01:13:58Who are you?
01:14:00My name is Taro Urashima.
01:14:02You feel sorry for the turtle, don't you?
01:14:04Stop it.
01:14:05You're playing with it, aren't you?
01:14:09We're going to play with it a lot from now on.
01:14:20Mr. Urashima, I...
01:14:22I...
01:14:24I know how to bully children.
01:14:28He's strong.
01:14:30What's this?
01:14:37What are you going to do?
01:14:48You look like a pro wrestler.
01:14:52Hey, you!
01:14:55Stop it!
01:14:59You're a kid.
01:15:01Mr. Urashima!
01:15:03Mr. Urashima!
01:15:05Hurry up!
01:15:07Hurry up!
01:15:09Help me!
01:15:11Mr. Urashima!
01:15:13Mr. Urashima!
01:15:15Are you okay?
01:15:17Hurry up!
01:15:19Are you okay?
01:15:21Help me!
01:15:28You look like a friend.
01:15:33Why do you bully me so much?
01:15:35Wait a minute.
01:15:37Did I do something wrong?
01:15:39I didn't, did I?
01:15:45I'll do it if you do this.
01:15:47Stop it!
01:15:51Are you okay, kid?
01:15:54Are you okay, kid?
01:15:56Are you strong?
01:15:58Stop it!
01:16:00He's here!
01:16:07Mr. Urashima.
01:16:09Thank you for helping me.
01:16:11I didn't do anything.
01:16:13I didn't do anything.
01:16:15You did everything by yourself.
01:16:17Thanks to you, I was saved.
01:16:19You're a good swimmer.
01:16:21You're a good swimmer.
01:16:23You're a good swimmer.
01:16:25You're a good swimmer.
01:16:27I'll take you to Ryugu Castle.
01:16:29No, thank you.
01:16:31I didn't do anything.
01:16:33I didn't do anything.
01:16:35Don't be shy.
01:16:37Please sit on my back.
01:16:39Don't be shy.
01:16:41Let's go to Ryugu Castle.
01:16:43Let's go to Ryugu Castle.
01:16:45I'll take you there.
01:16:47Are you going to swim like this?
01:16:49Please stop your breath.
01:16:51Please stop your breath.
01:16:55Awesome.
01:16:57Then the turtle put Mr. Urashima on his back.
01:16:59Then the turtle put Mr. Urashima on his back.
01:17:01He went underwater.
01:17:05He arrived at Ryugu Castle.
01:17:07He arrived at Ryugu Castle.
01:17:11The princess went out.
01:17:13The princess went out.
01:17:15He thanked us for saving the rain and gave us a beautiful dance and a luxurious meal.
01:17:32It's a wonderful dance.
01:17:34The rice is delicious and the sake is delicious. It's the best.
01:17:38I'm glad you're happy, Mr. Urashima.
01:17:42Here you go.
01:17:48There's a lot of Tsuguko.
01:17:55You're a strong drinker, Mr. Urashima.
01:17:58No, I'm not.
01:18:00I'm sorry. There's a lot of Tsuguko.
01:18:03I'm sorry.
01:18:07Oh, no.
01:18:09Thank you, Motohime.
01:18:12No, thank you for saving the turtle.
01:18:15No, I didn't do anything.
01:18:17No, you didn't.
01:18:18I'm really sorry.
01:18:20He's really drunk.
01:18:22It's the best.
01:18:23Urashima is the best.
01:18:25He's really drunk.
01:18:29I'm scared.
01:18:30I'm scared of his nails.
01:18:32I'm scared.
01:18:33I'm scared.
01:18:34It's a bug.
01:18:36The turtle is a bug.
01:18:38It's a bug.
01:18:39I don't know if it's fun or not.
01:18:44It's fun.
01:18:46It's the best.
01:18:47It's the best.
01:18:50It's like heaven here.
01:18:53And one more day.
01:18:55One more day at Ryugu Castle.
01:18:59It's been months.
01:19:05Thank you very much.
01:19:08I'm going home now.
01:19:10Why do you say that?
01:19:12Let's stay together longer.
01:19:15That's right.
01:19:16Please stay here a little longer.
01:19:18No, no.
01:19:19I think everyone is worried about you.
01:19:21I can't bother you anymore.
01:19:23I'm going home now.
01:19:25Is that so?
01:19:26Yes.
01:19:27I understand.
01:19:28Then I'll give you an onion box as a souvenir.
01:19:31It's big.
01:19:33Is the Ryugu Castle a souvenir shop?
01:19:35Yes.
01:19:36I'm looking forward to going back.
01:19:38Thank you very much.
01:19:39Excuse me.
01:19:40Thank you.
01:19:41I have one request.
01:19:42Yes.
01:19:43Please don't open this onion box.
01:19:46Absolutely?
01:19:47Yes.
01:19:48Please don't open it.
01:19:50Absolutely?
01:19:52Can't I open it?
01:19:54Yes.
01:19:55Then I don't need it.
01:19:56You have to open it.
01:19:57I have to open it?
01:19:59If I can't open it, I don't need it.
01:20:01Why do I have to take it home?
01:20:02It's a rule to take the onion box home.
01:20:04Is it a rule?
01:20:06Is it decided?
01:20:07Yes.
01:20:08Then I'll open it now.
01:20:09No, no.
01:20:10Please open it now.
01:20:11What is it?
01:20:19I'm sorry.
01:20:20Please marry me.
01:20:21No way.
01:20:23Why?
01:20:24Why?
01:20:25Why is it like this?
01:20:28Why?
01:20:35Welcome.
01:20:37Please come in.
01:20:38I think he has a wife.
01:20:44He has a wife, but he suddenly has a cheating partner.
01:20:47It's scary just to imagine.
01:20:50I don't have any nails on my little finger.
01:20:56I used to have a lot of nails, but they're getting smaller and smaller.
01:21:02What kind of nails do you have?
01:21:04I'm sure I'll lose my nails someday.
01:21:09Let's go.
01:21:10Let's go.
01:21:11Thank you for the meal.
01:21:12Thank you for the meal.
01:21:17I'll be waiting for you again.
01:21:22Welcome.
01:21:24Please come in.
01:21:36I'll have a drink.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:40Please come in.
01:21:43It's terrible.
01:21:45You were cheating on me.
01:21:47I knew you had a wife.
01:21:54You were going to play with me and throw me away, weren't you?
01:22:02But you can't do that.
01:22:06I don't want to come all the way here.
01:22:13I need you to atone for your sins.
01:22:24I have a baby in my stomach.
01:22:41I'll give birth to a baby.
01:22:44I'll give birth to a baby and spend the rest of my life with you.
01:22:48You...
01:22:54You...
01:22:58You...
01:23:01I can't do it well.
01:23:04The script this time is really bad.
01:23:06It's so bad that I can't do it at all.
01:23:10But the director is working hard, so I'll do my best.
01:23:14Thank you very much.
01:23:15Thank you for the meal.
01:23:24You...
01:23:26You...
01:23:28You...
01:23:31What's wrong with you?
01:23:34Did you get the script?
01:23:36No, I didn't.
01:23:39I got it.
01:23:41Thank you.
01:23:45Dad.
01:23:47Dad.
01:23:52Dad.
01:23:55Dad.
01:24:02I can't see it.
01:24:08In the funeral, Inemuri is a special guest.
01:24:12Dad, this way.
01:24:14This way.
01:24:16Dad.
01:24:18Please don't sleep.
01:24:21I have a wedding and a funeral.
01:24:27I can't help it.
01:24:29It's a date.
01:24:31I don't want to drink so much.
01:24:33I have a wedding and a funeral.
01:24:35I'll drink something fun at the wedding.
01:24:37I've been drinking before the toast.
01:24:39That's right.
01:24:41Necktie.
01:24:42Dad, where's your necktie?
01:24:44It's a little late.
01:24:46I got it.
01:24:48I'll give you a light necktie.
01:24:50I'll give you a light necktie.
01:24:52That's all.
01:24:54That's all.
01:24:56I'll give it to you.
01:24:58I'll give it to you.
01:25:00I'm sorry I'm late.
01:25:02Thank you very much.
01:25:04I'm sorry I'm late.
01:25:06I'm sorry I'm late.
01:25:08I'm sorry I'm late.
01:25:11I'm sorry I'm late.
01:25:17I forgot it.
01:25:19I forgot it.
01:25:21I was eating shrimp.
01:25:23What?
01:25:26Let me focus.
01:25:30Dad, open this.
01:25:34No, no. I'll pour it in later.
01:25:36Pour it in?
01:25:38I'll pour it in.
01:25:40I'm sorry.
01:25:42This way, please.
01:25:44Thank you for waiting.
01:25:46Here's your coffee.
01:25:48Thank you.
01:25:50Here you go.
01:26:04Dad!
01:26:06Dad!
01:26:08You were completely facing this way.
01:26:10Wake up.
01:26:12I won't sleep, so it's okay.
01:26:14Don't sleep.
01:26:16I'm awake, so I'm awake.
01:26:24Dad!
01:26:26I'm sleeping.
01:26:28Wake up.
01:26:30I don't remember, so I'm sleeping.
01:26:32Thank you, Dad.
01:26:34Good night.
01:26:46Dad!
01:26:48Dad!
01:26:50I thought you were going to face this way.
01:26:52Are you sleeping?
01:26:54I'm sleeping.
01:26:56You don't remember.
01:26:58I don't remember.
01:27:00I don't remember.
01:27:02You look good.
01:27:04You look good.
01:27:12Dad!
01:27:14Dad!
01:27:16Are you sleeping?
01:27:18No, I'm not.
01:27:20I just woke up.
01:27:22I just woke up.
01:27:24I have to sleep.
01:27:26You can't sleep.
01:27:28Here's the evidence.
01:27:30Here's the evidence.
01:27:32Dad, let's go.
01:27:34Dad, let's go.
01:27:36Take care of yourself.
01:27:38I'll take care of myself.
01:27:40Dad, take care of yourself.
01:27:42Can I go home?
01:27:44I'm sorry.
01:27:46I'm sorry.
01:27:56Dad!
01:27:58Dad!
01:28:00You scared me.
01:28:02I said, wake up.
01:28:04Are you asleep?
01:28:06I'm asleep.
01:28:08I'll be done soon.
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01:35:21Hold up.
01:35:22Say something.
01:35:23One, two, three...
01:35:24Two, three...
01:35:25Ok.
01:35:26Okay.
01:35:27Ok.
01:35:28One, two, three.
01:35:29One, two, three.
01:35:30Miura.
01:35:31Yes!
01:35:32Paddle harder.
01:35:33You're belly's out!
01:35:34Right.
01:35:35Imagine you're dying!
01:35:36This way.
01:35:37It's okay.
01:35:38Don't be scared.
01:35:39Right.
01:35:40It's okay, right?
01:35:41Right.
01:35:42On three.
01:35:43Two.
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01:36:18Don't
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01:36:48Thank you
01:37:18I'll be running
01:37:48I think I know
01:37:55How do you get
01:38:01Don't I need to get out there. Thank you very much. I'm not a white muscle
01:38:11Bye-bye
01:38:13You