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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual individuals or events is purely coincidental.
00:30I'll figure out a way to get a sword.
00:32But where are we going to get it?
00:36Who are you?
00:37What do you want?
00:38You are Xu Changsheng.
00:40Do we know each other?
00:42Let's fight!
00:48Junior, your reputation has been spread to Tianjian Prefecture.
00:52Why not?
00:55Tianjian Prefecture
00:59Look at this.
01:01They have a portrait of Junior Xu.
01:03It's a wanted poster.
01:05It's so ugly.
01:08I see.
01:10What's going on?
01:12Junior, look at these clothes.
01:14They are from Tianjian Prefecture.
01:16Do you understand now?
01:20No.
01:22Xu Changming, the one who took your Great Valley,
01:24is the heir of Tianjian Prefecture.
01:28So?
01:29So, of course,
01:30they came to take revenge on you
01:32because you killed their heir.
01:34Then let's do it first.
01:36Good idea.
01:37No, no, no.
01:38We should do it as planned.
01:41Senior, you have a good idea.
01:43Junior, what are you doing?
01:53Tianjian Prefecture
01:56What are you doing here?
01:59We caught a wanted criminal from Tianjian Prefecture
02:01and came to hand him over.
02:02Well...
02:04Xu Changsheng!
02:06You caught Xu Changsheng?
02:09Damn it!
02:10The tiger fell off the cliff and was abandoned by a dog.
02:13Come on.
02:14Take this prisoner to the prison.
02:18Thank you so much.
02:20We have one more thing to do.
02:23Please go ahead.
02:24We...
02:25Actually,
02:26we have admired Tianjian Prefecture for a long time.
02:28This time, we are here to make a contribution.
02:30Good.
02:31You have a good taste.
02:33Please come in.
02:34You two came from afar
02:36and made such a great contribution to Tianjian Prefecture.
02:39Please allow me to prepare a banquet
02:42to welcome you.
02:45Okay, okay.
02:46Senior,
02:47don't talk nonsense later.
02:49Let me play the piano.
02:52You don't read much.
02:53Be careful not to lose your eyes.
02:56You are so thoughtful.
03:00It's a great honor
03:01to have you two
03:03in Tianjian Prefecture.
03:05Come on.
03:06Let's drink.
03:11Senior,
03:12I have something to ask you.
03:15What do you want to ask?
03:17Just say it.
03:19I know nothing.
03:21I have nothing to say.
03:24You are new to Tianjian Prefecture,
03:27so...
03:29You don't have to worry.
03:31You came to Tianjian Prefecture
03:33as if you were back home.
03:36That's too close.
03:38Tianjian Prefecture is rich in land,
03:41talented people,
03:42and has a lot of businesses.
03:45Even the sword has shares.
03:49That's what I want to ask.
03:50But...
03:52Although Tianjian Prefecture has everything,
03:55it lacks
03:56a beautiful girl
03:58like Junior Luo Li.
04:02You said beautiful twice.
04:04That's right.
04:05When I saw Junior,
04:06I felt
04:07how could there be
04:09such a beautiful woman in the world.
04:12Senior, you are a wonderful man.
04:15I can't keep up with you.
04:18Junior Luo Li
04:20is beautiful and elegant.
04:23I feel like
04:24I've seen her before.
04:28Senior, please be respectful.
04:30Why don't you just kill them?
04:32Nowadays,
04:33I'm afraid the only woman
04:35in the world
04:37is Junior Luo Li.
04:42Have you ever seen her?
04:43Of course.
04:45I've never seen her.
04:46We can't see her
04:47just because we want to.
04:49But...
04:51We have her handkerchief.
04:54You are her followers?
04:56What are you talking about?
04:58Is it a man
04:59who doesn't care about her?
05:02Senior,
05:03do you know
05:04what animal
05:05she likes the most?
05:08Well...
05:09I really don't know.
05:12I know.
05:13Oh?
05:14I'd love to hear it.
05:16Senior, please tell us.
05:19It's been a long time.
05:20Why does he make people
05:21feel a little reluctant?
05:24I'll only tell you
05:25about this.
05:26Okay, okay.
05:27The fifth daughter of the Xuan family, Xuan Yue,
05:30likes...
05:32What?
05:33Chickens.
05:34Chickens.
05:35Chickens.
05:36Because...
05:37their feathers are as thin as chicken feathers.
05:39That's because...
05:41they make a lot of noise.
05:42It's all wrong.
05:43Senior, please teach me.
05:44Of course it's because...
05:46it's delicious.
05:48Oh.
05:49That's right.
05:52Senior Chen,
05:53we are all family.
05:56I'll give you a toast.
05:57I'll give you a toast, too.
05:59Okay.
06:00Let's drink to that.
06:02Let's get drunk today.
06:04Cheers.
06:05Cheers.
06:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
06:10Senior, you still have something.
06:20Are you drunk?
06:22Don't talk nonsense.
06:25I'm not drunk.
06:27Then I'll test you.
06:30You can test me as you like.
06:33How can I get into the sword tomb?
06:39It's too simple.
06:42As long as you have a sword,
06:47you can enter.
06:49Then how can I get a sword?
06:52That's right.
06:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
06:54Every Saint of the Thousand Sword Sects
06:57will have a sword.
07:02Senior, I got it.
07:04I got it.
07:06Junior,
07:08thank you.
07:11No, Senior.
07:12Thank you.
07:14I shouldn't have looked down on you.
07:17Junior,
07:18get out of the way.
07:24Brother,
07:25we're here to save you.
07:28Huh?
07:29Huh?
07:30Invaders!
07:31Charge!
07:32Wait, no!
07:38Senior, Junior,
07:39why are you doing this?
07:42Huh?
07:43They are not bad people.
07:45They are diligent.
07:47What are you doing?
07:50It's because it's too dirty and messy here.
07:52I suggest we clean up together.
07:55Then we can work happily together.
07:58Huh?
07:59What's going on with those people?
08:01Oh, them.
08:03They don't want to clean up,
08:04so I'll let them sleep first.
08:06Well...