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00:00It's time to play Family Feud!
00:07Give it up for Steve Harvey!
00:16How are y'all?
00:19I appreciate you, man.
00:22Welcome to Family Feud, everybody.
00:24I'm your man, Steve Harvey.
00:26We got a good one for you today, folks.
00:28We got a family here returning for the fifth and final day
00:32with a total of $22,535 bucks
00:36out of San Diego, California.
00:38It's the Cicadas family!
00:46And out of Chicago, Illinois, it's Chi-Town.
00:50It's the James family.
00:53Everybody's here trying to win themselves a lot of cash
00:58and the possibility of driving out of here in a new car.
01:02Now, remember, today, if the Sequeiros family wins this game,
01:06today, they drive away in a brand-new, head-turning
01:10Ford Fusion Hybrid right there.
01:13Let's get it on. Let's play Feud.
01:15Give me Angela. Give me Carla. Let's go.
01:23Ladies, here we go. We got top eight answers on the board.
01:28Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
01:34Carla.
01:35In the bathroom.
01:36In the bathroom. What you laughing about?
01:39In the bathroom!
01:43Angela?
01:47Carla, pass or play?
01:49We're gonna play, Steve.
01:54Issa, let's go. Name a small place where a big couple have trouble making love.
01:59In the car.
02:00In the car.
02:06David, how you doing, man?
02:07I'm doing great, Steve.
02:08Let's go. Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
02:12Big couple won't be able to make love in the closet, that's for sure.
02:17In the closet.
02:23Hey, Alina, how you doing, darling?
02:25How are you?
02:26Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
02:29On a small bed.
02:30On a small bed.
02:36All right, Gabe, how you feeling today?
02:38Excellent, excellent.
02:39Well, let's go. Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
02:42I'm not saying I've done this before.
02:44Uh-oh.
02:47Just saying. Just throwing that out there.
02:49What you're trying to do is tell me that this answer you're about to give is just gonna come out of nowhere.
02:54Pretty much.
02:55This ain't ever crossed your mind.
02:58I didn't say it never crossed my mind. I just said I've done it.
03:00Well, let's hear it then, Gabe.
03:02Kitchen table.
03:07Kitchen table! Go get them, Gabe!
03:14It's all right, baby. It's all right.
03:17Hey, Carla, name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
03:21I have a hard time in the...
03:34Yeah, Carla, yeah. This just right up your alley.
03:39You done just got caught up in this here.
03:41All your answers is personal.
03:44Well, go ahead, Carla. Name a small place where...
03:47On the couch.
03:48...a big couple might have trouble making love. Huh?
03:50On the couch.
03:51On the couch.
03:55You're all going right. It's a good answer.
03:58On the couch!
04:04Issa, I know Carla. Hang in there, baby.
04:07Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
04:10Coffee table!
04:11Coffee table!
04:12Coffee table that had magazines on it?
04:15If it has the right magazines on it.
04:17I'm nasty behind doing on the damn coffee table.
04:23On the coffee table!
04:29All right, Gabe, you got to be careful. You got two strikes. The James family can steal.
04:33A jacuzzi.
04:35Jacuzzi.
04:36A jacuzzi!
04:42All right, James family, here's your chance.
04:45Name a small place where a big couple might have trouble making love.
04:50On the desk!
04:56On the desk!
04:57It's on the desk!
04:58It's on the desk!
04:59It's on the desk!
05:00On the desk!
05:08Number eight.
05:12Kids!
05:15Seven.
05:18Elevator!
05:19Six.
05:21Elevator!
05:23Well, let's go to question two. Give me Sonya. Give me Issa.
05:32Ladies, top six answers on the board. Here we go.
05:36Name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
05:41Issa.
05:42The windows are shuttered.
05:43The windows shuttered.
05:49Strange noises.
05:50Strange noises.
05:55Pass or play?
05:58We're going to play.
05:59They're going to play.
06:04Sonya, what do you do for a living?
06:06I'm an educator.
06:07Okay.
06:08I'm a school director.
06:10Oh, okay, good.
06:11Yes.
06:12What do you do for fun?
06:13Sing.
06:15Can my family help me?
06:17Can your family help you?
06:18Can they help me?
06:19We've got a little song.
06:20Oh, yeah.
06:21Oh, yeah.
06:22We've got all day.
06:23Now, the other families on here could sing.
06:24They could really sing.
06:25Uh-huh.
06:26They could sing.
06:27We heard.
06:28Can y'all really sing?
06:29Uh-oh.
06:31Put the pressure on.
06:33Okay, I'm ready.
06:34I'm so glad
06:38I've come to the Family Feud show
06:42Oh, I'm so glad
06:46No, no.
06:47I've come to the Family Feud show
06:50And we're going to win
06:52We're going to win
06:54We're going to win
07:03We want to thank the James Claw
07:07For that lovely A selection
07:10We're going to win
07:14Boy, y'all really can sing
07:16Y'all got a CD out?
07:17Yes, Steve.
07:18Yes, we do
07:19Shut up
07:20Yes
07:21Y'all got a CD?
07:22Yes
07:23So y'all ain't really over here to play Family Feud, are you?
07:26Yes, we are.
07:27Yes, we are.
07:28Yes, we are.
07:29Yes, we are.
07:30Y'all got on here
07:31Y'all thought this was American Idol, didn't you?
07:36I like that.
07:37Thank you.
07:38All right, good.
07:39Now, Akisha, name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
07:42Well, Steve, I'm going to go with flickering lights.
07:45Flickering lights.
07:52Hey, LaBonda.
07:53Hi, Steve.
07:54What do you do, darling?
07:55I am a makeup artist.
07:56Okay, that's good.
07:57She's getting married.
07:58She's getting married.
07:59Yes.
08:00How long have you been dating this guy?
08:01Ten years.
08:02That's okay.
08:04Hey, some of y'all ain't married.
08:08Hello.
08:12Let's tell your story.
08:14Go and get your husband, girl.
08:16Yes.
08:20All right, you ready?
08:21Yes, I am.
08:22All right, name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
08:24The fire on the stove comes up.
08:29Come on.
08:33Yes, Steve.
08:34It's there.
08:35It's there.
08:36Fireworks.
08:37Fireworks.
08:38The fire on the stove come up.
08:40Yeah.
08:45All right, Rosen, let's go.
08:47Name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
08:50Doors opening and closing.
08:51Doors opening and closing.
08:57What do you do, first of all?
08:59Well, I love to karaoke, and I ride motorcycles, and I'm a police officer, so they call me
09:04Cece the cute cop.
09:08Hey, Angela, name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
09:12Shadows.
09:13Ghosts.
09:15Boom.
09:16Shadows.
09:17Ghosts.
09:18Whatever she said.
09:19Boom.
09:20Yeah.
09:29Sonya, only one strike, darling.
09:31Name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
09:35Dark.
09:40It's dark.
09:46Hold on, Keisha.
09:47You got to be careful now, darling.
09:48You got two strikes.
09:49The Siqueiros family can steal.
09:52Well, Steve, I might get goosebumps.
09:55Yes.
09:56Good answer.
09:57Good answer.
10:00Good answer.
10:01Good answer.
10:02I might get goosebumps.
10:09All right, Carla, here's your chance.
10:11Name something that might make you suspect your new house is haunted.
10:14Things move.
10:15Things move.
10:16I like it.
10:17Things move.
10:25Number six.
10:27Real.
10:29Grab your points and your gold.
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10:37Lemony.
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10:44Powerful Clean.
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10:46Yes.
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12:58Welcome back to Family Feud, everybody.
13:00The Saketos family, 166.
13:03James family not on the board.
13:05Give me Arkeisha.
13:07Give me David.
13:18Point values are doubled.
13:19We got top five answers on the board.
13:21We asked 100 women,
13:24name a kind of fish that describes your man in the bedroom.
13:29David.
13:30Swordfish.
13:33Swordfish.
13:36Arkeisha.
13:38Shark.
13:39Shark.
13:48Pass or play?
13:49We're going to play, Steve.
13:50They're going to play.
13:56All right, LaVonda, let's go.
13:57We talked to 100 women.
13:58Name the kind of fish that describes your man in the bedroom,
14:01the guy you're about to marry.
14:02Let's go.
14:03A rough catfish.
14:07Yes!
14:08Yes!
14:10A rough catfish.
14:13What the hell is going on in your bedroom?
14:17A rough catfish.
14:20Come on now, stop.
14:22A rough catfish.
14:28Hey, Rosa, we talked to 100 women.
14:30Name the kind of fish that describes your man in the bedroom.
14:33A whale.
14:39A whale.
14:44Angela, y'all got to be careful.
14:45You got two strikes now to see Carol's family can steal.
14:49You might be a little upset, but I'm going to say it, Steve.
14:53Okay.
14:55Sometimes.
14:56Jellyfish.
15:07So, you just don't want to be married no more, huh?
15:13Jealous fish.
15:16No.
15:19So, Carol, here's your chance.
15:21We talked to 100 women.
15:22Name the kind of fish that describes your man in the bedroom.
15:26A flounder.
15:29Go flopping.
15:32Flopping.
15:34It's like this.
15:36Yeah, just lay on one side, got one eye up.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Yeah, that's a flounder.
15:42Flounder.
15:45Flounder.
15:49Number four.
15:53Three.
15:57Women are cruel, man.
15:58Y'all ain't got the answer to that question.
16:00A dead fish, really?
16:01Number two.
16:05You can steal anybody's game, though.
16:07You just need one, ladies.
16:08Let's go.
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18:28Welcome back to Family Feud, everybody.
18:30The Sequiros family.
18:32Two-thirty.
18:33James' family not on the board.
18:35And remember, if the Sequiros family wins today, they drive out in a brand-new car.
18:40Let's go see.
18:41Give me LaVonda.
18:43Give me Adlina.
18:44Let's play.
18:52Point values are triple, ladies.
18:54We got top four answers on the board.
18:56Here we go.
18:57Name something everyone knows about dragons.
19:01LaVonda.
19:02They fly.
19:03They fly.
19:06They breathe fire.
19:07They breathe fire.
19:13We gonna play.
19:14They gonna play.
19:19Gabriel, let's get it on.
19:20Name something everybody knows about dragons.
19:23They have tails.
19:25They have a tail.
19:28That's the truth.
19:29They all got tails.
19:30Carla.
19:31They're enormous.
19:32They're big.
19:33They're enormous.
19:42Issa, there's only one answer left.
19:45If it's there, your family wins the game.
19:49Your family wins a brand-new car.
19:52If it's not there, you're still out.
19:55If it's not there, you're still alive.
19:57You only have one strike.
19:59Issa, name something everyone knows about dragons.
20:03They're mythical.
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23:47Yes I am.
23:4820 seconds on the clock please.
23:49Here we go.
23:52How many people are in an elevator for it to be considered crowded?
23:56Eight.
23:57Name an occupation in which you get to travel the world.
24:00Travel agent.
24:01Name something you hate to see fall apart.
24:03Marriage.
24:04Name a word that follows speed.
24:06Demon.
24:07What kind of sandwich did your mom put in your school lunch?
24:10Bologna.
24:11Yeah.
24:13All right.
24:14Good answers.
24:15Let's see.
24:16How many people are in an elevator for it to be considered crowded?
24:19You said eight.
24:20Survey said.
24:22That's good.
24:23Name an occupation in which you get to travel the world.
24:26You said travel agent.
24:28Survey said.
24:31Name something you hate to see fall apart.
24:33You said marriage.
24:35That's a good answer.
24:36Survey said.
24:39Wow.
24:40Name a word that follows speed.
24:42You said demon.
24:44Survey said.
24:46Yes.
24:47Wow.
24:48What kind of sandwich did your mom put in your school lunch?
24:51You said bologna.
24:53That's a good answer.
24:54Survey said.
24:56Aw.
24:57That's a good answer.
24:58All right, man.
25:03All right, man.
25:08You can do it.
25:10You need 125 points.
25:12Carla got 75.
25:13That's very doable.
25:14Ready?
25:15Ready.
25:16All right.
25:17Let's remind everybody of Carla's answers.
25:1825 seconds on the clock, please.
25:20Come on, Dave.
25:21Let's get it.
25:22How many people are in an elevator for it to be considered crowded?
25:26Seven.
25:28Name an occupation in which you get to travel the world.
25:32Comedian.
25:33Name something you hate to see fall apart.
25:36A relationship.
25:37Try again.
25:38Pass.
25:39Name a word that follows speed.
25:41Demon.
25:42Try again.
25:43Pass.
25:44What kind of sandwich did your mom put into your school lunch?
25:46Bologna.
25:47Try again.
25:48Peanut butter and jelly.
25:49Name something you hate to see fall apart.
25:50Relationship.
25:51Cookie.
25:58All right.
25:59Let's go.
26:00How many people are in an elevator for it to be considered crowded?
26:02You said...
26:03Seven.
26:04Survey said...
26:06Ten.
26:07Ten was the number one answer.
26:09Name an occupation in which you get to travel the world.
26:11You said...
26:13Comedian.
26:14Just a couple of us.
26:15Survey said...
26:18Pilot.
26:19Pilot was the number one answer.
26:21Name something you hate to see fall apart.
26:23You said...
26:25Cookie.
26:27Survey said...
26:31Car or truck was the number one answer.
26:34Name a word that follows speed.
26:37I think we passed.
26:38Yeah.
26:39Demon.
26:40Demon was the number one answer.
26:41Let's get a big one.
26:42What kind of sandwich did your mom put into your school lunch?
26:45You said...
26:47Peanut butter and jelly.
26:48Survey said...
26:50That was a big one.
26:52Peanut butter and jelly was the number one answer.
26:55Well, that's pretty good, though, folks.
26:58We got a five-day total.
27:00$23,150 and you're driving home in a brand-new car.
27:06I'm Steve Harvey.
27:07We'll see you next time.
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