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00:00What was the next line?
00:00If it's too hot in the blood,
00:02no doubt I'll come to the battlefield.
00:03Oh my god!
00:04This is the one.
00:09And in future,
00:10if you raise your hand on any of my boys,
00:12I'll blow up the entire neighborhood.
00:19There's another dialogue by Shatrughan.
00:20Which one?
00:20Jalli is called ash,
00:23Bujji is called fire,
00:24and the...
00:26He's here.
00:28And when gunpowder comes out of that ash,
00:30it's called Vishwanath.
00:31Now you...
00:31Jalli is called ash,
00:32Bujji is called fire.
00:33From that gunpowder,
00:36it's called Vishwanath.
00:37Really?
00:38In Bhojpuri.
00:39The gunpowder from which gunpowder is made,
00:41that's called Vishwanath.
00:42Wow, that's it.
00:46Now you do it and tell me.
00:47No, now you'll do it
00:49and you'll do it without shaking hands.
00:51Yes.
00:53In Pihari?
00:54Yes.
00:55Look, you must know
00:56Jalli is called ash.
01:02Jalli is called ash,
01:03Bujji is also called fire.
01:04Yes.
01:05And the vegetable made of green leaves is called Saag.
01:12At least he did an accomplishment.
01:15He didn't shake hands.
01:17Okay, Sonakshi,
01:18there's so much truth in this
01:19that when Shatrughan sir
01:20took his proposal,
01:22to Sonakshi's grandmother,
01:23Yes.
01:24did he refuse?
01:25Absolutely.
01:26What did he say?
01:27He said,
01:28first of all,
01:29mom is Miss India.
01:30I mean,
01:32beautiful to the next level.
01:34That's true.
01:35Yes.
01:36And dad was in struggling days.
01:39I mean,
01:40tall, thin,
01:41dark,
01:42ugly face.
01:44I mean, he had a scar.
01:46And he took the proposal
01:49to his grandmother.
01:51His grandmother,
01:52in her Sindhi accent.
01:53Okay.
01:54Okay.
01:55Yes.
01:56My daughter is so beautiful.
01:57If I make you stand in one photo,
02:00it will look like a black and white photo.
02:06And how did he agree later?
02:08Everyone agrees when they become a star.
02:13That's true.
02:14Then when Shatrughan sir
02:15became a star,
02:16he must have gone home.
02:17How?
02:18He came and said,
02:19Shatrughan sir had come.
02:25Hello.
02:29Hello.
02:30Yes, I am ready.
02:31I am ready.
02:32You come.
02:33Bye.
02:34Okay,
02:35she is so free.
02:36She doesn't let me earn money.
02:37She just sits at home.
02:39What happened?
02:40Sonakshi is asking.
02:41Yes.
02:42Actually,
02:43I was inspired by you.
02:44I was learning action.
02:45Oh.
02:46Whom did you hit?
02:47I was not learning any action.
02:48The guy behind me,
02:49he gives 6 golgappas for 10 rupees.
02:52So, he ate 5 and left.
02:54He knew that if he eats 6,
02:55he will ask for money.
02:56Then he slipped and fell.
02:58She is lying.
02:59No,
03:00nothing like that happened.
03:01I slipped and fell
03:02because soap fell under my feet.
03:03No, she is lying.
03:04Where did the soap come from in your house?
03:05They wet their body
03:06and rub it against the wall
03:07and bathe.
03:08I know everything.
03:10She is lying.
03:12Look, Sonakshi,
03:13he always talks like this with me.
03:15You make him understand.
03:16Marry me.
03:18Yes, why not?
03:19She is a nice girl.
03:20You marry her.
03:21Why should I marry her?
03:22I am not ready to get married yet.
03:28What is your problem?
03:29Now, even my cousin
03:30is calling you brother-in-law.
03:31Do it.
03:32What is the problem with my cousin?
03:33She calls a betel leaf seller
03:34as darling and eats it for free.
03:35She is my cousin.
03:36I don't believe it.
03:38Look, don't talk nonsense like this.
03:39Otherwise, I will have to call my brother.
03:41Who is your brother?
03:42Where does he come when you call him?
03:43Until you show him peanuts and bananas,
03:44he doesn't come down from the tree.
03:46Did you call your brother a monkey?
03:47When did I call him a monkey?
03:48When did I call him a monkey?
03:49In your family,
03:50he is the only one who looks like a human.
03:52What do you mean?
03:53He is a human.
03:54Anyway,
03:55dad has sent him out for research.
03:57Everyone knows
03:58how your dad does research.
03:59One day, he told me
04:00that he made a device
04:01to clean his mobile.
04:02I asked him how.
04:03He said, take this.
04:07He cleaned his mobile by licking it.
04:10Once, he was giving an injection
04:11to a mouse.
04:12I asked him what he was doing.
04:13He said that he wants to make her a girl.
04:14I don't know.
04:15I look at him.
04:16I feel that his research
04:17has been successful.
04:21Look, Kapoor.
04:22What is it?
04:23I know that you don't value my love.
04:25But the day I become someone else's,
04:27you will sit in the corner
04:28and cry for me.
04:30Do you understand?
04:36This is right.
04:37You will feel it then.
04:39I don't feel it.
04:40You will feel it then.
04:42Sonakshi has two brothers.
04:43Love and Kush.
04:44They are very sweet.
04:45In movies, it is often shown
04:46that if two brothers are there,
04:48then one gets hurt
04:49and the other gets hurt.
04:50Does it ever happen
04:51that Love ate Bhature Sholay
04:52and Kush's stomach got upset?
04:55No, I want to know seriously.
04:56Does it happen?
04:57No, no, no.
04:58It doesn't happen.
04:59But they fight a lot.
05:00But if someone
05:01accidentally says something
05:02about one person,
05:03then the other person
05:04comes first and
05:05goes after him.
05:09But both of them
05:10have beaten me a lot
05:11when I was a kid.
05:12They have beaten me a lot
05:13when I was a kid.
05:15You?
05:16Yes.
05:17Didn't you scold them?
05:18I was the youngest.
05:19Now, mom and dad are partial.
05:21No matter what,
05:22my daughter can never
05:23do such a thing.
05:24Yes.
05:25So, she used to get scolded.
05:27She used to get beaten.
05:29Now, to compensate,
05:31both of them
05:32used to have to beat me.
05:34That's bad.
05:35That's bad.
05:36So, I have been scolded a lot
05:37when I was a kid.
05:38When my mom used to go
05:39to the market,
05:40she used to say two things.
05:41First, boil the milk.
05:42Second, don't beat my sister.
05:43I am mad.
05:44Why will I beat her?
05:46But forget this.
05:47They used to beat me.
05:48One used to beat me
05:49and run away.
05:50I used to cry
05:51and go to my dad.
05:53I used to ask him
05:54who beat me.
05:55Now, both of them
05:56look alike.
05:57I don't even know
05:58who beat me.
06:02Oh!
06:03Harla!
06:05Harla!
06:06Bijlu!
06:07Kichlu!
06:11You have come, Kichlu.
06:12Yes.
06:13Come, Kichlu.
06:14Sonakshi, meet my boyfriend, Kichlu.
06:15Hi, Kichlu.
06:16Come, Kichlu.
06:17Kichlu,
06:18come here.
06:19Would you have peed alone
06:20in the dark at night?
06:21When?
06:23What is this?
06:24You did a good thing.
06:25Kids love cartoons.
06:26They will come.
06:27Are you jealous?
06:28No.
06:29Why would I be jealous?
06:30A beautiful girl
06:31is out of reach.
06:32That's why you are jealous.
06:33Yes.
06:34I want
06:35this beautiful girl
06:36I am not jealous.
06:37I am quite okay.
06:38I am not going anywhere.
06:40Rather,
06:41Kichlu will stay here
06:42with me.
06:43Why?
06:44Don't you do any work?
06:45Yes, I do.
06:46What do you do?
06:47I catch fish.
06:48If you catch fish,
06:49why did you catch Jhinga today?
06:50Kappu!
06:51What is it?
06:53You called me Jhinga?
06:54If you ask such questions,
06:55the conversation will go on.
06:56I am telling you.
06:57Then keep talking.
06:58Brother,
06:59if there was a competition
07:00to talk,
07:01our Kappu
07:02would have definitely won
07:03a gold medal in the Olympics.
07:04And do you know
07:05if there was a competition
07:06to lick a finger,
07:07then he would have won a gold medal.
07:11Listen,
07:12you take selfies with everyone.
07:13Take one of us too.
07:14I take selfies myself.
07:16That's what I am saying.
07:17You take it yourself.
07:18When I tell you
07:19to do yoga to fix your brain,
07:20then you tell me
07:21such things.
07:22You take selfies yourself.
07:23Okay,
07:24I will take your selfie.
07:25Look,
07:26your boyfriend
07:27Not boyfriend.
07:28Boyfriend.
07:29Whatever.
07:31I will take such a selfie
07:32that you will remember
07:33all your life.
07:34Boyfriend.
07:35It should be a memorable selfie.
07:36Come here.
07:37Come here.
07:39Come here.
07:40Let's become boyfriends.
07:41Hey,
07:42what are you doing?
07:43Nothing.
07:44With love.
07:45I will take a good selfie.