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00:00You
00:26Hey Daphne, thanks for like having everybody over
00:30It is my birthday, right? I know I
00:33it's just
00:35Weird with birthdays, you know, you're really stressful because because it's playing your own party, but it just be easier
00:40Hey, you guys Andrea is volunteering a plan my next party. I'm not I know I'm not I wasn't
00:48Um, oh I got I got you a present you
01:00Made it
01:01once
01:03Super cute. Hey, yeah, there's this really cool beats drop Melrose. I took the bus to the other day the bus
01:09Yeah, my parents and I share a car. So sometimes they take it and sometimes I take it. Hey
01:14Put a spicy how I see. Where have you been? It's almost 430
01:22For your fucking 18th birthday
01:26You are my favorite bitch
01:29Low-key I didn't feel this for my stepmom. She had some other things and don't be salty to their helplessness. Mm-hmm. He's here
01:44Johnny
01:48Looking for Daphne we spoke on the phone
01:51You
01:56You're this is your birthday party. Yeah, I'm Daphne. How old are you 18?
02:03How old are you?
02:06Gentlemen never what's your photo on the site recent because your face looks older
02:14So you guys are all just to confirm
02:18Over 18. Yeah, we're all over 18. We're seniors really
02:27So do you want this now or later
02:40Where's the bathroom
02:47I
02:53Don't know
03:17I
03:47I
04:17Just
04:47You
05:17You
05:47250 bucks buys you half-hour John a cash
05:55Sorry ladies, I am a professional if I gave every client an extra five minutes that adds up you gotta have boundaries
06:10Can't you make an exception it's her 18th birthday
06:17Well
06:20Sometimes we do tech on a little game
06:26Well, it's called the hot seat
06:33So basically I go to the bathroom and I
06:36take off all my
06:39Come back out only wearing my towel and whoever sits in the hot seat
06:44Well, they get to see what I got underneath my towel
06:53And it's only 20 bucks a person
07:01I'll give it to you for like $10 a person
07:14I'll give it to you for free
07:31You want to sit Nazi
07:37What do it stop it's time to become a woman do it do it
07:44do it do it do it
07:57What yeah, no I'd love to sit in the hot seat
08:14I don't know.
08:15She's following me.
08:16Do you know what's wrong?
08:16Okay, she did.
08:21So, Andrea.
08:22Andrea.
08:27Okay, Andrea.
08:33You're in for a treat.
08:34Just prepare to cash in.
08:39Oh my God.
08:39See?
08:41It's not so bad.
08:44It's just like a big burrito.
08:50Ha ha.
08:57So?
08:59So?
09:01So, there's some lotion right there.
09:04I don't know.
09:09Oh my God.
09:15You can put it wherever you want.
09:39You're missing a spot.
09:40Oh my gosh.
10:08Oh my gosh.
10:15That's right.
10:18Yes.
10:22Oh my gosh.
10:38Oh my God.
10:54Oh my God.
11:04Oh my God.
11:05I'm so sorry.
11:07Oh my God.
11:08Oh my God.
11:14Ew.
11:15Ew.
11:27This is so disgusting.
11:29Oh my God.
11:31Ew.
11:32Ew.
11:37Oh my God.
11:38Ew.
12:07Ew.
12:37Oh my God.