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00:00I! That's it lad! All right, now let's hear a bit of the melody!
00:08Oh, that's lovely! Takes me back to the rolling hills of my youth!
00:15Uh, hey guys, what's up?
00:19Hi Bob!
00:20Greetings Tomato!
00:22Scooter's teaching me how to play the bagpipes. It's like an instrument, only squishier.
00:26I squish harder!
00:30Oh, lovely!
00:32Larry, we have to start the show.
00:34Way ahead of you Bob! Did you see the message from Scott Mitchell?
00:37Aye! Is he Scottish?
00:39Probably. His name's Scott.
00:43This came a little while ago.
00:44Dear Bob and Larry, I like to play the piano, and my friends Justin and Sam like to play soccer.
00:51I'm not very good at soccer, and sometimes they tease me about it. Can you help me?
00:56Scott Mitchell.
00:57I think it's great that you like to play the piano. I like to play the bagpipes.
01:03We all have different talents and abilities, but we can all get along.
01:08Wow Scooter, that's nice. I was actually thinking the same thing. In fact, I have a story...
01:13About a Scottish cucumber!
01:15Uh, Scottish cucumber?
01:18I'm with ya!
01:19Tighten your kilt belts boys! I've got a noble tale to tell!
01:24What kilt belt?
01:26I give you...
01:27McLarry and the Stinky Cheese Battle!
01:31Roll film.
01:34Once upon a time, in a make-believe land where Scotland and Rome are right next to each other,
01:41there lived two friends.
01:43Chog Norius, a barbarian, and Pompous Maximus, a Roman.
01:50As friends often do, they played together.
01:53But somewhere along the line, their playing turned to pranking.
02:00And their pranking escalated and got out of hand, until once good friends became bitter foes.
02:09Chog Norius, you overgrown brute! I'll get you!
02:17Pompous, you pesky little gourd! I'll get you!
02:23And so it was that the best friends never spoke again.
02:28The kingdoms were divided, and a great feud endured.
02:35It's time once again to repay our enemies.
02:39My son, McLarry, is joining us today for yet another attempt to pass his initiation test.
02:45Eighth time's a charm!
02:46Uh, ninth.
02:48That's what I meant. Ninth time's a charm. Eighth time is practice.
02:54Thanks, Dad. I'm really feeling it this time.
02:57McLarry.
02:58Yeah, Dad?
02:59No inventions.
03:00Okay, sure. No inventions.
03:02Let's do this!
03:04So I said, I'm not Standard, I'm Roman.
03:14We'll chop your locks with clippers, and tease them up with moose.
03:17We'll make a mess of you, and we'll make a mess of you.
03:21We'll make a mess of you, and we'll make a mess of you.
03:25We'll tease you up with moose.
03:26We'll never stop our prank, until the Romans call us goons!
03:29Never!
03:32Aw man!
03:33We're barbarians, scary barbarians.
03:38Practical junk heads!
03:40Best friends to the galang!
03:43We're barbarians.
03:48♪ With all the very end ♪
03:54♪ Terrible haircuts to miss! ♪
03:57Weep at the fury of our prank, boys!
04:02Give them bad haircuts!
04:05No!
04:07Bullcut!
04:08Beehive!
04:09Hedgework!
04:10Mullet!
04:11Scarlet!
04:12Lock of seagulls!
04:14Lazy surfer!
04:16Not bad!
04:18Frosted tips!
04:20You monster!
04:21Go ahead, son. This one's yours!
04:23Give him a bad haircut and you'll have earned your place among us!
04:30Come on, McLarry. You can do this.
04:38McLarry, what did you do?
04:40Sorry, McBob.
04:41Jog!
04:43No!
04:45I'm sorry, McLarry.
04:50Sorry, Dad. I tripped.
04:52It's okay, son. Tenth time's a charm.
04:55Barbarbarians! Let's go home!
04:59Come on, McLarry. Let's get back to the village.
05:13I failed again, McBob.
05:15Maybe you need to practice a little more.
05:17It won't help. I'm the worst Barbarbarian ever.
05:20Not worse. Just... different.
05:24Exactly. I can't do anything the rest of you guys can do.
05:27I just don't fit in.
05:29Just because you're different doesn't mean you're any less important.
05:32What about all that stuff you make? Your inventions? Those are pretty cool.
05:36Well, sure. I love inventing.
05:39I don't think inventions matter much around here.
05:46Another victorious raid, Barbarbarians!
05:49Victory!
05:51Prepare for the Chug Toss.
05:54Ready! Chug!
05:55Let's do this!
06:10I thought you were ready!
06:12What? Huh?
06:14Counterattack!
06:18Quick! Just get to our side!
06:22He got me!
06:25Jump, son!
06:32Meet me downstream with Styling Gel!
06:35Lucky escape, son of Chug.
06:37Lucky escape, son of Chug.
06:39Worst of the Barbarbarians!
06:43They cannot cross the gorge.
06:45They are too puny.
06:47We shall return with an even greater gag.
06:54They've returned!
06:56All hail Chug Norious!
06:58Greatest of the Barbarbarians!
07:01Did you prank them good, Mr. Norious?
07:04Aye, that we did, lad.
07:06Chug Norious, Chug Norious
07:09His exploits ever glorious
07:12Chug Norious, Chug Norious
07:14Returns again victorious
07:18Who bests the Romans with his might
07:20Whose strike cannot be matched
07:23Who brought victory on this night
07:25Can claim the biggest slap
07:29Chug Norious!
07:32Who's the big bad wolf afraid of?
07:35Chug Norious!
07:37Who dreams of clever pranks
07:39To try and fools them brilliantly
07:42Who lifts rebarbarbarians
07:44For all the world to see
07:47Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug
07:51Chug Norious!
07:56Chug!
08:02Excuse me.
08:03Chief!
08:04They pranked us while we were out.
08:06How can this happen if they can't cross the gorge?
08:09They have employed the silly goose.
08:12I can't believe it.
08:13We've been goosed.
08:15To the long haul!
08:16We will plot our revenge over juice and macaroni!
08:20Macaroni!
08:23Not you, Maclary.
08:24You've got homework to do.
08:26You need practice.
08:27Good lad.
08:28Chug Norious, Chug Norious
08:30Oh, come on.
08:31You don't have to sing my theme song every time.
08:35Save me some juice.
08:38Hey, Maclary.
08:39Strike out again?
08:40Yep.
08:41Well, maybe you could hang out with us.
08:43Can you read to us from one of those...
08:45What do you call them?
08:46Books?
08:47Yeah, that's it.
08:48Books.
08:49Sorry, kids.
08:50I got homework.
08:51Oh, please.
08:52Come on, Maclary.
08:54Oh.
08:55Okay.
08:57The Book of Archimedes.
08:59He's a really great inventor.
09:00He's one of my heroes.
09:02Like Chug?
09:03I guess so.
09:04But different.
09:05I'd really love to meet him one day.
09:07Here, look at this.
09:08It's called a lever.
09:09You put something heavy on one end,
09:11and you can move it up and down really easy.
09:13Uh, why would I want to do that?
09:15Well, because it could be really useful.
09:17For a prank?
09:18Well, no.
09:19Oh, here's a good one.
09:22What is it?
09:23Watch this.
09:25What good is that?
09:27How do we prank the Romans with it?
09:29We don't.
09:30It's not for pranking.
09:31It's just... interesting.
09:33I'm thinking of calling it a flying bridge,
09:35or a Norious Cradle.
09:37Maybe you could attach giant pies to it,
09:39and it would swing and slap the Romans right in the face.
09:42No, it's not for that.
09:44They could hit and explode,
09:46and shame and crib and go everywhere.
09:48No, no, no.
09:49That's not what it's for.
09:50Maclary!
09:51What do you think you're doing?
09:53What do you think you're doing?
09:55Chug Norious! Chug Norious!
09:56For the love of my kelp, stop singing.
10:00I told you to practice,
10:02and you're out here playing with toys.
10:04Sorry, Dad. I was just...
10:06Spending your time with worthless contraptions
10:09when we need your help on the front lines.
10:11But, Dad...
10:12You're my son, and we have a heritage to uphold.
10:16Why do things any differently?
10:19What good is this?
10:21This shiny metal best your foe?
10:23Can this give an awful haircut?
10:26Can...
10:28Whatever this is win the feud with the Romans?
10:31No!
10:32Only a truly unbeatable prank will win it.
10:35That's why we're going after the Cheese of Attila.
10:40The Cheese of Attila?
10:42Rumored to be so stinky, so foul,
10:45it's wrapped in rotten eggs and lutefisk
10:48just to shield the stench.
10:50The Cheese of Attila?
10:51Sewn within Mount Limburger to protect the world
10:53from its oil-consuming, deep, penetrating odor?
10:56This is a private conversation.
10:58Would you excuse us, please?
11:01Once we roll Attila's stinky cheese into Rome,
11:04the Romans will have no choice
11:06but to bow to our superior pranksmanship.
11:09But...
11:10It's already decided.
11:15Why can't I be more like them?
11:21Alone in a village of many
11:26Trying my best to fit in
11:30Barber skills? Well, I haven't got any
11:35The worst barber-barian
11:39I cannot be like them
11:43I try, but I choke
11:46Impractically lame with a practical joke
11:51I give it my all plus a hundred percent
11:56But nobody cares about a boy who invents
12:02Alone in a village of many
12:07Trying my best to fit in
12:12The worst barber-barian
12:27I blame myself, son.
12:29You're not a great barber-barian
12:31because I haven't pushed you hard enough.
12:33I haven't worked you until you were
12:35too tired to form new thoughts
12:37or properly swallow your food.
12:39To win this feud with the Romans
12:41I need you to pass that test.
12:43Sure, Dad. You can count on me.
12:46Good. Let's do this.
13:11Woo-hoo!
13:25All right. I'll take your book.
13:29Hmm.
13:42Huh?
14:01Oh, McLary!
14:02Why'd you have to go and use
14:04one of your foolish contraptions?
14:06It's just that I wasn't...
14:07It was a miscalculation.
14:09You destroyed it!
14:11I can help. I can rebuild it.
14:13You've done quite enough already, boy.
14:15This is no time for inventions
14:17and no place for an inventor.
14:20McDustin! Grab me some timbers!
14:22McLeslie! Fetch me some pitch!
14:34Okay, Archimedes.
14:35Maybe I could be your apprentice.
14:37Maybe we could build stuff.
14:40He currently resides in Greece.
14:44Hmm. Greece.
14:51And now it's time for Silly...
14:53Hold it!
14:55And now it's time for Silly Songs with Scottish Larry,
14:59the part of the show where Larry comes out
15:01and sings a silly Scottish song.
15:04I can't tell you how proud I am
15:06at this moment.
15:09I dance on stilts
15:11while he knits quilts.
15:12Nice quilt!
15:13I sing with simulated Scottish Highland hills.
15:16Ah, beautiful!
15:17He plays his bagpipes.
15:19He tags a smelt.
15:20Tag us!
15:21We feel so smart
15:22in our retardin' Scottish kilts.
15:24Sing it, Larry!
15:25In our retardin' kilts.
15:29We feel so smart
15:30in our retardin' Scottish kilts.
15:32Technically, you stitch a quilt,
15:33but otherwise, lovely!
15:35Clumsy mining to you!
15:37I'll have you know that's not in Scottish.
15:39I dance on stilts.
15:40Excuse me, sir!
15:41We stitch his quilts.
15:42What are you doing with a shamrock?
15:43I sing with simulated Northern Irish lilt.
15:46Irish?
15:47He plays his whistle.
15:48What?
15:49He salted smelts.
15:50That's not on the menu.
15:51We feel so smart
15:52in our retardin' Irish kilts.
15:54I got nothing against me.
15:55In our retardin' kilts.
15:58We feel so smart
15:59in our retardin' Irish kilts.
16:01But this is a Scottish song!
16:03Tip-tip-tiri-ya!
16:08I dance on stilts.
16:09He stitches quilts.
16:11What are you doing?
16:12I sing with simulated English cockney lilt.
16:14English?
16:15He plays his trumpet.
16:16What?
16:17He trumpet melts.
16:18Give me that crumpet!
16:19We feel so smart
16:20in our St. George's English kilts.
16:22Well, you shouldn't!
16:23In our St. George's kilts.
16:26We feel so smart
16:27in our St. George's English kilts.
16:30Howdy-ya-all!
16:32Stop it, you!
16:33You're ruining my melding!
16:35I dance on stilts.
16:36He stitches quilts.
16:37American?
16:38I sing with ordinary
16:39condescending lilt.
16:40I'm feeling dizzy.
16:41He plays his banjo.
16:42He's cheddar melt.
16:43I'm breaking over!
16:44We feel so smart
16:45in our Star-Spangled Striping kilts.
16:47Stop that!
16:48We feel so smart
16:49in our Star-Spangled Striping kilts.
16:51We feel so smart
16:52in our Star-Spangled Striping kilts.
16:54We feel so smart
16:55in our Star-Spangled Striping kilts.
17:01This has been
17:02Silly Songs with Scottish Larry.
17:04Tune in next time
17:05to hear Larry say...
17:06Just get him some scotch tape
17:08and butterscotch.
17:09He'll be fine.
17:10Ah, my bunny
17:11lies over the ocean.
17:19I can't decide
17:20whether I want to be
17:21a waiter or an actor.
17:23I don't know.
17:24Maybe a doctor.
17:25I'm good at a sales.
17:26I'm gonna be a ninja!
17:28Let me tell you guys something.
17:29It'll take a lot more
17:30than just wishful thinking
17:31to make it in the big city.
17:32We need a break.
17:33We gotta look
17:34for an opportunity.
17:35Looky here.
17:36Like this.
17:37We find ourselves
17:38a barber-barian
17:39and boom!
17:40We're set.
17:41Where are we gonna
17:42find one of those?
17:43Yeah, where are we gonna
17:44find a barber-barian?
17:45Huh?
17:46Whoa!
17:47Whoa!
17:48Oh!
17:49Look who just fell
17:50off the turnip truck.
17:51Can I help you
17:52fellas with something?
17:53He he he.
17:54Fellas?
17:55He he he.
17:56He he he.
17:57He he he.
17:58He he he.
17:59He he he.
18:00He he he.
18:01He he he.
18:02He he he.
18:03He he he.
18:04Friends!
18:05Romans!
18:06Country fans!
18:07Come on.
18:08Lend me your ears.
18:09It is I,
18:10your beloved
18:11leader,
18:12Pompous Maximus,
18:13in all my awesome
18:14power!
18:15Hooray!
18:16Hooray!
18:17Hooray!
18:18Hooray!
18:19Hooray!
18:20Hooray!
18:21Hooray!
18:22Hooray!
18:23Hooray!
18:24Hooray!
18:25For my awesomeness, my Maximus awesomeness,
18:29I wish to be entertained by a checker match to the death.
18:34Which is just a figure of speech, of course.
18:37You cannot die playing checkers.
18:39But the loser will suffer great humiliation,
18:43and I love that.
18:46Is there anyone even close to being as awesome as me?
18:51A barbarian!
18:53What?
18:54A barbarian!
18:55You guys have cash?
18:56I suppose I could take a check.
18:58A barbarian in my city?
19:03The turnips kidnapped me.
19:05I was headed to Greece to meet Archimedes and help in his workshop.
19:09I'm an inventor, just like him.
19:11An inventor, you say?
19:13Then I should welcome you as my honored guest.
19:17That's right. You are under arrest.
19:19What, sir?
19:20I like him, this inventor.
19:23What is your name, my new inventor friend?
19:26Maclary. Maclary Norius.
19:28Norius. Yes, of course.
19:31I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.
19:33With all these pranks going around, one can't be too careful.
19:37But if you're interested in meeting the great Archimedes...
19:41Of course, I'd love to.
19:42He's out of town, but I'll send for him.
19:44In the meantime, why don't you have a seat?
19:47Oh, okay. Thank you. You are surprisingly nice.
19:50I'm cool like that.
19:52Move the turnip.
19:53Thank you. Bye-bye.
19:54Hey, I know my rights. I didn't just fall off that turnip truck.
19:58This is the path...
19:59Oh, pictures in the dirt. I like this game.
20:01Then a horse.
20:02A bad haircut.
20:04A good haircut.
20:05A pretty, sparkly unicorn.
20:08What?
20:10This is the path to the cheese of Attila.
20:13It'll be very dangerous.
20:15We'll need all the brute strength and courage we can muster.
20:18Um, Chief, have you seen Maclary?
20:20He's not going with us on this one, Macbob.
20:22As I was saying...
20:23Okay, but I haven't seen him since yesterday.
20:25Well, as long as he's not destroying our meeting hall,
20:28I'm okay with him having a little me time.
20:30Let's just go fetch this cheese.
20:32Macbob, Macjimmy, Mactunia, Macneser, Macscooter.
20:37Everybody ready?
20:38Yeah!
20:39And Donald, sir.
20:40Really? No Mac?
20:41Nope. Just Donald.
20:42Fine.
20:43Macbob, you carry the jumbo nose pins and the case of Febreze.
20:47Trust me, we're gonna need it.
20:50So tell me, are you enjoying Rome so far?
20:53Everyone is really nice.
20:55Actually, I feel so important here.
20:57You and I are exceptional creatures.
21:00We deserve popsicle versions of ourselves.
21:03No, wait, that's just me.
21:06Say, I have a problem that I could use some help with.
21:10Something someone awesome like you is uniquely suited for.
21:15Oh, okay. What do you need my help with?
21:18Well, the thing is, Archie drew these up for me last time I saw him.
21:22Lovely plans, but there seems to be a page missing.
21:26You want me to build you an Archimedes design?
21:29You are an inventor. Invent!
21:31Only a truly gifted inventor could pull this off.
21:35Okay, I'll try.
21:37Excellent.
21:38And then I can meet Archimedes?
21:40Yeah, sure, whatever.
21:46Hmm.
21:47Hmm?
21:48Hmm.
21:55Heh heh heh.
21:56Heh.
21:57Heh heh heh.
22:09Ahh!
22:16Ooh, pretty.
22:18Just like the drawing.
22:20You like it?
22:21You bet I do.
22:22Come, let's go try it out.
22:24Let me get my legion.
22:26I mean, my friends.
22:34Nose pins at the ready, men.
22:36Febreze, cover.
22:38Aye, aye, sir.
22:40Aye, aye, sir.
22:42Aye, aye, sir.
22:44Cover.
22:50The cheese of Attila.
22:52Cities fall before the power of its stench.
22:56There is none ranker.
22:58Get a load of that stank.
23:01Ugh, that is seriously terrible.
23:04It's the worst thing I've ever smelled.
23:08Hmm, that's better.
23:10Prolonged exposure will drive a man insane.
23:13Mad, I tell you.
23:14Mad!
23:15Chief, are you sure this cheese is safe to take back to the village?
23:20I brought a jelly jar.
23:22These things are amazing.
23:24Seals in the rankness.
23:26Ready, everybody?
23:28Now it just smells like cinnamon dye.
23:38Well, my friend, let's see what your little machine can do.
23:43Wow, that's cool.
23:48You could march a whole army across this thing.
23:51I wonder what Archimedes would think about this.
23:53You know, interesting fact about Archimedes is actually in Rome.
23:57Already? That was fast.
23:59Hard to leave, really, seeing how he's in prison.
24:03What?
24:04That's right.
24:05When he found out I wanted to use his bridge design for getting across the gorge
24:09to majorly prank the barbarians, he refused to build it.
24:14So I threw him in the dungeon.
24:16Good thing I found another inventor.
24:18Oh, no.
24:19Seize him.
24:20What are you doing?
24:21Throw him in the cage.
24:24You came all this way just to help me prank your own father.
24:29Now the joke's on you.
24:31Ready, men?
24:33Cream and the fruit fillings, left and right.
24:38Let's go!
24:42What have I done?
24:46Hey, did we order nuts?
24:48McClary? Has anyone seen McClary?
24:54McClary! Are you here?
24:56I can't believe you fell for that.
24:58And now for a delicious...
25:01McClary!
25:03Can't all have sticks?
25:06Chief!
25:10Sorry.
25:11McClary isn't back. I don't know where he is.
25:14He's not in his hut working on some project?
25:17No. See? He's not here.
25:20His tools are gone. And his book.
25:23Oh, no.
25:24What?
25:25I think he must have left the village for Greece.
25:27Greece? It's so far away.
25:30What if he's captured by Romans?
25:32The poor boy. He'd be pranked into oblivion.
25:35What are we going to do?
25:37It's my fault. He's been trying to be a good barbarian.
25:41How many times did he take that test again?
25:44Uh, nine.
25:48Nine times.
25:51I like to throw things and break them in half.
25:57I'll shave off your chest hair if it's good for a laugh.
26:03But he likes inventing to build and create.
26:08He does it so well and it makes him feel great.
26:13What I thought was important and worthy of praise
26:18Are qualities missing in the son whom I've raised.
26:26Maybe I've pushed him a little too hard
26:31To force him to earn his barbarian card.
26:36Maybe I haven't loved him the way that I should
26:41And missing all in him that is good.
26:46What I thought was important and worthy of praise
26:50Are qualities missing in the son whom I've raised.
26:55He's different from me.
26:57I break, he creates.
26:59My boy's different from me.
27:01Oh, Maclary!
27:09And that's great.
27:13That's the way God made him, Macbob.
27:16And I love him.
27:17I have to find Maclary. I have to go after him.
27:21But, Chief...
27:22He's my boy. He needs me.
27:24And what about the cheese?
27:26The cheese will need to wait.
27:33Off the column! Carry on the work!
27:37All this reclining and gently swaying has made me winded.
27:42We'll rest here for a minute.
27:44Plus, I need to use the little emperor's room.
27:47Too bad you can't get out of that cage
27:49And warn the barbarians about us.
27:53Excuse me.
28:07What is he doing?
28:08I think he's making something.
28:10What are you doing? Are you making something?
28:12Cage-reverser.
28:13Oh, cage-reverser.
28:17How does it work?
28:18Hopefully, like this.
28:22Wow, that was great.
28:24Sorry, fellas.
28:25Gotta go warn my dad you guys are coming.
28:27Okay. Good luck.
28:28Can you believe this?
28:29Yes, that was cool.
28:31What are you doing?
28:32The barbarian made a cage-reverser.
28:38Pretty cool, no?
28:42Go catch him before he warns the other barbarians.
28:46How can we? We're in the cage.
28:52Hey!
28:53All right, fine. You go.
29:00After him!
29:02The prankster is escaping!
29:06McClary!
29:08Dad!
29:09Thank goodness I found you.
29:11Oh, son. I'm so sorry.
29:14So what if you're not the world's best prankster?
29:17You're my son, and I love you.
29:20You do?
29:21I do, son.
29:22I love you, too, Dad.
29:24You know what? I think it's great that you like to invent stuff.
29:27Really?
29:28Really.
29:29Get him!
29:30Oh, well, about the inventing thing.
29:32What did you do?
29:34I'll explain as we run for our lives.
29:36What is it?
29:37Robin!
29:40Keep it up, little baby!
29:41Oh, boy!
29:45You guys are gonna love camping.
29:47Anybody bring a tent?
29:49Hey, turnip. Can we borrow your turnip wagon?
29:52The clutch sticks.
29:54Thanks.
30:02How are you steering this thing?
30:04I thought you were steering.
30:06I'm teaching myself to drive.
30:17Whoa!
30:25Hey!
30:26McClary! On hitch!
30:33Huh?
30:37Barbarbarians! The Romans are coming!
30:41Break out the water balloons!
30:46And someone bring me my wingy helmet!
30:58Is that what I think it is?
30:59The cheese of Attila!
31:01Son, I'm glad you're back.
31:03Now just stay here where you'll be safe.
31:06Barbarbarians! Home!
31:16Let's do this!
31:35Get them and taste the banana cream!
31:44They got me, Chief! And it's delicious!
31:48I'll get you for this, pompous!
31:51Let's go! Red silk!
31:55Chief, we can't take much more of this! The calories alone!
32:00My diet!
32:01I used to be a size six!
32:03It's time! Bring me the cheese!
32:10Those pins and Febreeze at the ready!
32:15You wouldn't dare! I'm lactose intolerant!
32:18Romans! Prepare to smell like milk that is spoiled for a thousand years!
32:24Sour cream raisin! Quickly!
32:28Chief! Look out!
32:49Bring me the cheese!
32:51I will be watching from a safe distance!
32:53The cheese! Don't let our enemies capture it!
32:56Chief! Your nose pin!
33:01Chief!
33:04Don't want to ride the merry-go-round anymore!
33:08And don't you dare touch me!
33:13Don't want to ride the merry-go-round anymore!
33:17It's gonna blow!
33:21It's no use!
33:22What do we do?
33:23No one's left to save us!
33:25I can give it a shot!
33:28Dad!
33:29I'd like a chicken sandwich and a mango milkshake, hold the cup!
33:34I have an idea!
33:35Please, do something! I'm too handsome to be stinky for the rest of my life!
33:40Here's what I need! Caber! Stone! Rope! Kilts! Go!
33:45You guys bring me the bridge machine!
33:47Romans! You can't trust them!
33:49Forget about the prank feud! We're all in trouble if we don't get this cheese out of here!
33:53Now go!
34:00Lower the bridge!
34:02Get cranking!
34:12We're gonna need a counterweight! Bring me something heavy!
34:16I hope you know what you're doing!
34:19We brought the heaviest thing we could find!
34:22I'm not heavy! I'm your father!
34:25Good. But I think we need a little more.
34:29What?
34:38It's time. Cover me!
34:43Be careful, McLary!
34:54Get back, everyone!
35:01You can do it, son! Cut the cheese!
35:17It's nasty!
35:24No Barbarbarian ever risked himself like that for a Roman! You guys are all right!
35:31That's my son! Oh, McLary! God has given you a great gift!
35:37I'm so sorry I refused to see it! Thanks to your inventiveness, we're all safe!
35:43I'm so proud of you!
35:46McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary!
35:51Hey, hey, for a pranking, the force is not his thing! But when you need a puzzle, then just give him a ring!
35:58A Barbarbarian! Merry Barbarbarian!
36:03He's an idea man! Best inventor in the land! Barbarbarian!
36:12Chog, old buddy. I know we've had our differences.
36:16Maybe it's time for a fresh start, friend. What's all this silly pranking got in us anyway?
36:21By imperial decree, I declare no more Roman pranks from now on!
36:28And I do the same! Barbarbarians, no more pranking! Let our two kingdoms once again be at peace!
36:36McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary! McLary
37:06McLary Noria
37:12That was lovely, McLary the Cucumber. You've outdone yourself.
37:18Thanks, Scooter.
37:21And McBob. McBob. A fine name, and a fine Scot you turned out to be.
37:27I appreciate that.
37:29You know what, we've got to get you suited up as well.
37:33I'm in a set of pipes for the tomato.
37:35That's quite all right.
37:37Tomato-sized guilt.
37:38Uh, what are you doing?
37:40Look at us.
37:41It warms my heart.
37:43Brothers of the Highlands, we mates forever we shall be.
37:47Join in.
37:48Brothers of the Highlands, we mates forever we shall be.
37:53Oh, I felt a chill run up me vertebra.
37:56What a great story, Scooter.
37:58Differences are good.
37:59Yep.
38:00Even though McLary had other talents from the rest of the Barbarbarians,
38:03he was able to use his gifts to help end the Stinky Cheese battle.
38:08When we realized that we're all special and we all have something to give...
38:12We can all get along.
38:14Well put, brother.
38:16Aye, brother.
38:18Let's see if Cordy has a verse for us today.
38:20And so what we...
38:22Hold it!
38:23Who needs a disembodied group of acapellans
38:27when we've got everything we need right here?
38:33And so what we have learned applies to our lives today
38:37and God has a lot to say in his book.
38:43Sorry.
38:45And we know that God's word is for everyone
38:49and now that our song is done we'll take our look.
38:54Excuse me.
38:57Thanks.
39:00That's better.
39:02For just as each of us has one body with many members,
39:06and these members do not all have the same function...
39:08So in Christ we, though many, form one body
39:12and each member belongs to all the others.
39:15We have different gifts according to the grace given to each of us.
39:20Romans 12, 4 through 6a.
39:24So, Scott, just because you might be different,
39:26have different talents or abilities,
39:28you can feel good knowing we're all part of God's family.
39:31And our differences shouldn't divide us,
39:33but bring us together.
39:35Oh, Scotty boy.
39:37Oh, Scott. Oh, Scott. Oh, Scotty.
39:41Help me out here. I'm making this up.
39:43Oh, okay.
39:44You've got a lot to give.
39:46That's what you've got.
39:48A lot.
39:49Oh, Scott.
39:50Well, that's all the time we have for today.
39:53Always remember, God made you special.
39:56And he loves you very much, oh, Scotty.
40:02Bye!
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