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00:08:18Oh, please let me go, huh?
00:08:20I'll give you anything you want.
00:08:22What about a thousand gold coins?
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00:09:22Where's the stone?
00:09:23I got it, just like he told me to, from the palace.
00:09:25It's right here.
00:09:26As we planned, we'll meet in three days' time.
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00:09:32When twice-bloomed flowers blossom,
00:09:34the star of Rex appears.
00:09:36Yin and Yang turn upside down and chaos reigns.
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00:09:43When twice-bloomed flowers blossom,
00:09:45the star of Rex appears.
00:09:47Yin and Yang turn upside down.
00:09:48Hey, come on.
00:09:52All my dumbbells have escaped.
00:09:54Get them!
00:10:03Have you seen my dumbbells?
00:10:05Yeah, a couple.
00:10:10Hey, give them back now!
00:10:24Don't you run away!
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00:10:40Oh, what's wrong with you, crazy bitch?
00:10:43You steal my dumbbells, and then you hit me.
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00:11:15Are you having fun?
00:11:16Return my dumbbells, or I won't let you go.
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00:12:48I'm warning you to stop, or you'll be sorry.
00:12:50You don't scare me. I'm gonna kick your ass.
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00:14:14And she is?
00:14:16What's it to you?
00:14:23Did you do that?
00:14:25It doesn't look like your work.
00:14:28You're not concerned with who got him, right?
00:14:31If the job is done.
00:14:38What is it?
00:14:39We got two, but the others got away.
00:14:43These two are worthless.
00:14:45It's better than nothing.
00:14:47This is just so unfair.
00:14:49Are you 13th Master?
00:14:51That's right. Are you here to apologize?
00:14:54You lost me all my dumbbells.
00:14:56My business is finished.
00:14:59Marshall Eddow Bowman.
00:15:01How nice to see you on such a beautiful day.
00:15:04I thought you forgot me.
00:15:06Get out. How could I forget you?
00:15:08It's just that I'm a little short on cash these days.
00:15:11And, um...
00:15:12Enough.
00:15:14I'm looking for a man.
00:15:16I'm looking for a man.
00:15:18I'm looking for a man.
00:15:20I'm looking for a man.
00:15:22I'm looking for a man.
00:15:24I'm looking for a man.
00:15:26I'm looking for a man.
00:15:28And if you find him, we'll forget about your debts.
00:15:31My debt's gone.
00:15:33What sort of man is he?
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:36Here.
00:15:38Special.
00:15:40He's an important man.
00:15:44Handsome, isn't he?
00:15:46Oh, he's absolutely handsome, Marshall.
00:15:49A perfect match for yourself.
00:15:51Where do I start looking?
00:15:53He's a performer. You understand?
00:15:55This is imperative. You must find him.
00:15:58But where?
00:16:00Oh, someplace on the outskirts of town.
00:16:04Anything else?
00:16:06Oh, okay. All right.
00:16:09He's different to others.
00:16:13Special.
00:16:15Oh. Tell me what he looks like.
00:16:18Okay, now.
00:16:20When he sees a pretty girl,
00:16:22his ears go red and they make a popping sound.
00:16:25That's nice.
00:16:27You're in love.
00:16:29Whatever.
00:16:31So, you find him, then bring him back.
00:16:35My dumbbells?
00:16:37I'll hold them.
00:16:39You find me the man I'm after,
00:16:41I'll give back all of them.
00:16:52Please help me.
00:16:54Young master, please save me.
00:17:01What I lose today,
00:17:04I gain tomorrow.
00:17:16Redhawk, did you seek help from the tribe of wolves?
00:17:20That's right.
00:17:22As imperial enforcer,
00:17:24you shall not collaborate with such barbarians.
00:17:27Does it matter? It shouldn't matter how I do it.
00:17:30I've accomplished all you've asked of me.
00:17:33Yet always dishonorably.
00:17:36I beg your pardon. Show some respect.
00:17:38And why should I?
00:17:40You're just an enforcer. Now you obey.
00:17:43I don't take orders from a man, only a woman.
00:17:47Anyhow,
00:17:49especially not from you.
00:17:52You're not even a real man.
00:18:07Bluebird, stand aside.
00:18:09High priest, please spare her life.
00:18:13Redhawk, you're no longer imperial enforcer.
00:18:33Your Majesty.
00:18:35Because you were not where you were supposed to be,
00:18:38I'm sure this will come as a great surprise.
00:18:40Commander, the secret palace chamber was robbed.
00:18:44Your Majesty, I did not know this.
00:18:47I was at the city gates supervising work on the city walls.
00:18:50Besides, you ordered the secret chambers off-limits.
00:18:53After all, it is only a piece of stone.
00:18:57How dare you!
00:19:05You're lying to save your own skin.
00:19:08You were at the courthouse. Execute her.
00:19:11Your Majesty!
00:19:13Take her away. Now!
00:19:15Yes, Your Majesty.
00:19:20Couples. How disgusting.
00:19:23Your Majesty has truly lost her mind.
00:19:53When twice-bloomed flowers blossom,
00:19:55the star effect appears.
00:19:58Yin and yang turn upside down and chaos reigns.
00:20:23Your Majesty.
00:20:32Tell me. Is Wan the star of Rex?
00:20:35Neither of them.
00:20:39Kill me.
00:20:49That leaves only one person left from the family tree.
00:20:52Him.
00:20:54So he must be our star of Rex.
00:20:56I'm worried the plaque will fall into the hands of the star of Rex.
00:21:00And if he solves the riddle of the sacred sword,
00:21:03the sword will find him.
00:21:06Crouching Tiger's rebels may have stolen the plaque,
00:21:09although they may not know the star of Rex's identity.
00:21:14Crouching Tiger may not, but the plaque knows.
00:21:19The plaque is spiritual. It will find him.
00:21:22If we follow that stone, it will lead us to the star of Rex.
00:21:27And if you find him?
00:21:29Taking your throne is his destiny.
00:21:32Do you want to die?
00:21:43Why won't you let me die?
00:21:45Because I hate you.
00:21:48You deserve this.
00:21:52Your Majesty.
00:21:54She's your sister.
00:21:57Are you sorry?
00:22:00It's my fault.
00:22:03You're bleeding.
00:22:05Don't touch me.
00:22:08Don't ever touch me.
00:22:10Your hands...
00:22:13are poison.
00:22:19Sis.
00:22:21You could be queen, just like the prophecy,
00:22:24if you marry the king.
00:22:26The world is ours. You can't give it up for love.
00:22:30Oh, yes, I can.
00:22:32For me, while you is the world.
00:22:36Why you?
00:22:40Yeah, I go.
00:22:43You're not.
00:22:45But I thought...
00:22:48You'll suffer for the rest of your life.
00:22:50No!
00:22:52No!
00:22:54No!
00:22:56No!
00:22:58No!
00:23:00No!
00:23:02No!
00:23:05His Majesty's been murdered!
00:23:22From now on...
00:23:24all men...
00:23:26will live their lives in shame and misery.
00:23:35I want you to go and find the stone.
00:23:38The eagle will help you find the thief.
00:23:42The Amazon's got his left arm...
00:23:44when they try to arrest him.
00:23:46When you find him, inform me immediately.
00:23:49Your Highness.
00:24:04Shoo!
00:24:35Okay, ready?
00:24:37One, two, three, up!
00:24:46I'm sorry.
00:24:47One more time.
00:24:49What's wrong with you?
00:24:50I'm sorry. I misjudged it.
00:24:52What happened?
00:24:53Idiots!
00:24:55Oh!
00:24:57Oh!
00:24:59Oh!
00:25:01Oh!
00:25:03Oh!
00:25:04You get no dinner tonight.
00:25:07Peachy?
00:25:08I don't know.
00:25:09You started without a leading lady?
00:25:12Hey, Melanthi!
00:25:13Go put on Peachy's costume!
00:25:15Hey, Master, I won't let you down.
00:25:18Oh, ready?
00:25:23Hey!
00:25:25Oh!
00:25:34A long time ago, there lived twin fairies.
00:25:38The god wanted them to be concubines for a king.
00:25:44But the younger sister resisted because she was in love.
00:25:55Oh, just in time.
00:25:57Where have you been?
00:25:58Master Blackwood was looking for you.
00:26:00Hey, what happened to your arm?
00:26:02It's okay.
00:26:03You know, I'm making a lot of money with Crouching Tiger.
00:26:06Oh, you mean the one who's the outlaw?
00:26:09He's a hero.
00:26:10You know, in a couple of days, I'm going to take this to him.
00:26:14And I'm not coming back.
00:26:16Oh, it's worth a lot of money, you know.
00:26:18You lazy punk, where have you been?
00:26:20You're really late.
00:26:21What's worth a lot of money?
00:26:22Come on, come on.
00:26:23What are you doing?
00:26:24Get changed.
00:26:25Just get on.
00:26:26Go, go.
00:26:27Are you ready?
00:26:28And...
00:26:29Hurry up!
00:26:30Go!
00:26:33Hey.
00:26:39When he sees a pretty girl, his ears, they go bright red.
00:26:43And they pop.
00:26:45Am I pretty?
00:26:46Yes, very.
00:26:54Ow!
00:26:55Hey, watch it!
00:26:56Sorry.
00:26:57Master Blackwood, will you read my fortune?
00:27:00You want me to do it right now?
00:27:02Please, will you do it?
00:27:04What can't wait?
00:27:06Love.
00:27:14Here.
00:27:15Look for yourself.
00:27:20It's a white horse.
00:27:22You can't love a white horse.
00:27:24Go that way.
00:27:30It's so accurate.
00:27:31I saw her.
00:27:33All better?
00:27:34Oh, yes.
00:27:35You're happy now?
00:27:36Oh, absolutely.
00:27:37Now you can get back to work.
00:27:38Sure.
00:27:56Am I pretty?
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:59Say it again.
00:28:00And mean it.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:02Say it again.
00:28:03I said, yeah.
00:28:12Back to work.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:18Wait, wait.
00:28:19You said you loved only me.
00:28:21How could you?
00:28:23If you're my love, then that's...
00:28:29I didn't do it, sis.
00:28:32She cast a spell.
00:28:34Get off.
00:28:35I hate you.
00:28:36Now get out.
00:28:38But I love you.
00:28:44Your hands, they're poison.
00:28:46Don't ever touch me.
00:28:54Charcoal.
00:28:59You can't make me stop loving you.
00:29:03I'll never let another man touch me again.
00:29:06Seeing as you hate men so much.
00:29:11I'll cut it off.
00:29:21Oh!
00:29:22Oh!
00:29:23Oh!
00:29:24Oh!
00:29:25Oh!
00:29:26Oh!
00:29:27Oh!
00:29:30Nobody move.
00:29:32How dare you perform this outrage?
00:29:34What's wrong?
00:29:35Arrest them all.
00:29:37Oh!
00:29:38Oh!
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:40Run, everybody!
00:29:41Run!
00:29:47Stop!
00:29:48You're under arrest!
00:29:54Oh!
00:29:55I'm sorry!
00:29:57Oh!
00:30:00You there!
00:30:01Come out right now!
00:30:09Hi.
00:30:24I thought for a moment there
00:30:26you'd actually found the stone.
00:30:35Ah, some bread.
00:30:56Ah!
00:31:27Ah!
00:31:48Now you give me the stone, yes?
00:31:56Oh!
00:32:08Oh!
00:32:26Oh!
00:32:54You and I are the same.
00:32:56After I get the Sacred Sword,
00:32:57I'll give you the position of High Priestess
00:32:59and we'll conquer the world side by side.
00:33:02Don't be so sure.
00:33:04All right.
00:33:05You stay a royal servant.
00:33:26Oh!
00:33:56Oh!
00:34:12What is it?
00:34:13Peachy gave it to me yesterday.
00:34:15It's a secret.
00:34:16He asked me to go with him tomorrow
00:34:17to give it to Crouching Tiger
00:34:19and he said we'll make loads of money.
00:34:22Do you really think this piece of stone can make us rich?
00:34:24Of course it can.
00:34:25Ah!
00:34:26Gems.
00:34:31We're rich.
00:34:32Wait.
00:34:33Hey, look at that.
00:34:34It's a map.
00:34:35Look, a river.
00:34:37It is, huh?
00:34:38A treasure map it looks like.
00:34:40And maybe this gem will show us
00:34:42where the treasure is.
00:34:44Look here.
00:34:45That's the...
00:34:46It's the river...
00:34:47Quiet.
00:34:48Where's Blockhead?
00:34:49Haven't seen him.
00:34:50Well, let's get a fish for him when he gets back.
00:34:54Where's Charcoal?
00:34:56What's going on?
00:34:59Goo Goo, where are they?
00:35:02They left with a stone plaque
00:35:04to look for treasure.
00:35:06The stone plaque?
00:35:07Treasure?
00:35:08What treasure?
00:35:15Hey, all done.
00:35:18No, it doesn't look right.
00:35:20See, that should go there.
00:35:22Ahem.
00:35:25Hmm?
00:35:26Oh.
00:35:27Nice weather.
00:35:28Yes, it's really lovely.
00:35:30Hello, boys.
00:35:31I'm Crouching Tiger.
00:35:33A girl, huh?
00:35:34White pony.
00:35:36I'm gorgeous, so of course I ride a white pony.
00:35:39Ah!
00:35:40You came to see our play, right?
00:35:42Yes, but us outlaws must use disguises
00:35:45to keep our whereabouts unknown.
00:35:47Ah, yeah.
00:35:48Well, you can give me the map now.
00:35:53Uh, where's Peachy?
00:35:55How come he's not with you?
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59Oh, he's off looking for more gold.
00:36:02Wow, gold, huh?
00:36:04Do you think you could take us with you?
00:36:07I always travel alone.
00:36:09That stone's a bit tricky, huh?
00:36:12Ordinarily, such trivialities I leave for my underlings.
00:36:16We could be your underlings.
00:36:19You see?
00:36:20Take us along.
00:36:21We could help you.
00:36:23Well, then, I suppose you could tag along behind.
00:36:27Or if you came with me, you could lead the way.
00:36:31And you are?
00:36:33Crouching Tiger.
00:36:35How can both of you be Crouching Tiger?
00:36:38Both of us will slug it out.
00:36:41I'm Crouching Tiger.
00:36:43I'm Crouching Tiger.
00:36:45I'm Crouching Tiger.
00:36:47Both of us will slug it out.
00:36:49And the winner is Crouching Tiger.
00:36:52You're just in time.
00:36:54Actually, we're both Crouching Tiger.
00:36:57Huh?
00:36:59I'm Crouching, she's Tiger.
00:37:01You see, we're sisters.
00:37:11You want the treasure?
00:37:13We're working together instead of competing.
00:37:17We're good sisters.
00:37:21Your mustache looks crooked.
00:37:23There's no need to be jealous.
00:37:25You can have half.
00:37:26I'm happy to share.
00:37:28Let's go.
00:37:31Wait.
00:37:32When we find the treasure, how much do we get?
00:37:34Ten percent.
00:37:36Are you crazy?
00:37:37That's way too much.
00:37:39Here, put these on.
00:37:44Hey, we said underlings.
00:37:46There's no way we're dumbbells.
00:37:48Yeah, we're not dumbbells.
00:37:50Don't be stupid.
00:37:52It's illegal for a man to walk free on the street.
00:37:55This is a disguise.
00:37:57Go.
00:38:10First things first.
00:38:12I was the one who found the treasure map.
00:38:14So when we find the treasure, it's me who gets the bigger half.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:19So it's settled.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:23I'll have 80 percent.
00:38:26Okay.
00:38:27You're being odd.
00:38:28You can't fool me, you know.
00:38:29I'm way too smart.
00:38:31The dumbbells are all I'm after.
00:38:33Ah, that's right.
00:38:34We're in the same trade.
00:38:35I almost forgot.
00:38:37Hey, I think I already have a client for the good-looking one.
00:38:42He's yours then.
00:38:44Wait.
00:38:49Are you hungry?
00:38:50Mm-hmm.
00:38:52Hey, you two.
00:38:53I want you to go catch that rabbit for dinner.
00:38:55Sure.
00:38:56Come on.
00:39:08Hey, over here.
00:39:09Over here.
00:39:10Over there.
00:39:11Oh, I said over there.
00:39:12There as well.
00:39:34Are you okay?
00:39:40You're not hurt, are you?
00:39:47Could we let him go?
00:39:50He's so cute, and he's hurt, I think.
00:39:55Wait.
00:39:57We won't eat that bunny, so you can let him go.
00:40:00But what are we going to eat then?
00:40:01You're an idiot.
00:40:02What do we do for dinner, huh?
00:40:05I must say, I'm surprised.
00:40:07You're not a bad fighter.
00:40:09But you're no match for me when it comes to men.
00:40:11That's fine, because I'm not interested in men.
00:40:14Dumbbells are for trading, not love.
00:40:17Yeah, play with them and sell them.
00:40:19I'd much rather have money than a man.
00:40:22Although I couldn't help but notice you like charcoal.
00:40:26Don't try to deny it.
00:40:27You're in love.
00:40:28You're crazy.
00:40:29What's the problem?
00:40:30So you fell in love with a dumbbell.
00:40:32Perfectly fine.
00:40:34I couldn't care less about charcoal.
00:40:37Well, I'll have him then.
00:40:41Good.
00:40:42So you don't mind?
00:40:43Goody.
00:41:05Louder.
00:41:06Sound more excited.
00:41:34Ah.
00:41:48She only...
00:41:57Hey.
00:41:58Oh, hey there.
00:42:00Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:01Did I frighten you?
00:42:02Can I get you anything?
00:42:06Like what exactly?
00:42:08Oh, a water show?
00:42:20What else?
00:42:21Only my sumptuous lips.
00:42:31And now...
00:42:32No, no, no, no.
00:42:34We're done.
00:42:36It's okay.
00:42:38Go to bed.
00:42:39Let me give you a special back rub, huh?
00:42:41I'd rather be alone.
00:42:43I'm really good at it.
00:42:45Come on, you'll like it.
00:42:46Back rub this.
00:42:49You're too easy and your style needs improving.
00:42:59Hello there.
00:43:01Oh, now come on.
00:43:02You're not still mad.
00:43:04Over what?
00:43:05You misunderstood me.
00:43:07The map's on my mind.
00:43:09All that's important is the money.
00:43:12Ready to go.
00:43:15Hey.
00:43:17Do you mind?
00:43:19Who do you think you are?
00:43:21Put it on now.
00:43:22You're such a blockhead.
00:43:29Hey there.
00:43:30It's all right.
00:43:32Girls never say what they feel.
00:43:51Here is your bread.
00:44:15Tastes better when it's hot.
00:44:22Ah, thanks.
00:44:31Some bread?
00:44:33I hate bread, you know.
00:44:35Why?
00:44:37Bread's only food.
00:44:38It's not rude, is it?
00:44:43Hello, beautiful people.
00:44:45My name's Gorgeous.
00:44:47Now then, mind if I join you?
00:44:49I do.
00:44:51I think I'll stay anyway.
00:44:53Hey, you're pretty groovy, old lady.
00:44:55And your mustache, super sexy.
00:44:58Ah, as well as being beautiful, you have exquisite taste.
00:45:02Well, I got my dress from the shop next door.
00:45:05And this is 100% pure hair.
00:45:09Oh, these two dumbbells are absolutely divine.
00:45:13Want to sell them?
00:45:15I'll buy them both.
00:45:18No, we're...
00:45:19Hey, be quiet.
00:45:20Not for sale.
00:45:23You know something?
00:45:24I think that you're too old for young dumbbells.
00:45:27Right then, let me tell you something.
00:45:30I am Her Majesty's secret agent on a mission to take these two back to the palace.
00:45:36Her Majesty?
00:45:37Prove it.
00:45:38Of course I have some proof.
00:45:41There.
00:45:48I can't believe you tried to trick us with a biscuit.
00:45:51That's stupid.
00:45:52You moron.
00:45:57Who are you?
00:45:58Crouching Tiger.
00:45:59Another Crouching Tiger?
00:46:03He's lying.
00:46:24I'm sorry if I have offended you.
00:46:26Please, won't you drink some of this wine and accept my apologies?
00:46:29It's okay.
00:46:32Did I just hear you say that one of those is the Star of Rex?
00:46:35You're really sure about that?
00:46:37I am.
00:46:38The prophecy says that this tablet contains the power to find the Star of Rex,
00:46:45guide him to where the sacred sword is hidden,
00:46:48and to assist him to overthrow the evil queen.
00:46:51My mission is to protect the Star of Rex and help him get the sword.
00:46:55Oh, that's so great.
00:46:59He's so great.
00:47:01Hey, you'll get to be king.
00:47:03I'm sure of it.
00:47:04Ah, good to you.
00:47:06Wait a minute.
00:47:07Why are you two getting so excited?
00:47:09Nobody knows if this is real.
00:47:12You two can't start a war.
00:47:14You can't even fight.
00:47:16That's it.
00:47:17Get your things and come back to the troop.
00:47:19Well, come on.
00:47:21Hurry up and get your stuff.
00:47:23Come on.
00:47:24Wait.
00:47:25Master Blackwood.
00:47:26Master Blackwood.
00:47:28What's the matter?
00:47:29Stop this nonsense.
00:47:30I don't want to hear it.
00:47:31Please listen.
00:47:32Please just calm down and listen.
00:47:34Why, hello there.
00:47:36Either of you got a match?
00:47:38I don't smoke.
00:47:39Huh?
00:47:41Oh.
00:47:53Am I pretty?
00:48:05What are you doing?
00:48:06Just sitting around.
00:48:07Let's go.
00:48:08Don't want them after us.
00:48:10Hey, you're not crouching tiger.
00:48:12Treasure's the main thing.
00:48:14Does it matter who we are?
00:48:15Yeah, see over there?
00:48:17You want to go with those guys?
00:48:18Go on.
00:48:19Be my guest.
00:48:21What are you doing?
00:48:22Let's go.
00:48:23We can't leave Master Blackwood like that.
00:48:26Hey, look at that.
00:48:27He's in love.
00:48:29Hey, when I'm king, I'll make sure he's happy.
00:48:32And you can be with your dream lady.
00:48:35Hey, that stuff's really good.
00:48:37This is called hypnotic incense.
00:48:39All traders use it.
00:48:40Haven't you got any?
00:48:42Take it.
00:48:43Okay, we're ready.
00:48:44Let's go then.
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:47Come on, let's go.
00:49:08Ah!
00:49:12Hey, charcoal.
00:49:15If I'm crowned king, then we men won't have to be slaves anymore.
00:49:19But it could be you who becomes king.
00:49:21Nah, you'll be king.
00:49:32Let me help.
00:49:38Hey, worth an absolute fortune, that royal treasure, don't you think?
00:49:43Seems to me you're too close.
00:49:46I'm only trying to be friendly.
00:49:49Don't go getting excited and think that I want to be queen and stuff.
00:49:53Oh, come on.
00:49:55You'd do just about anything to be queen.
00:49:57Give us a break.
00:49:59All right, so I'd like to be the queen.
00:50:02What do you think, my lord?
00:50:05You wish.
00:50:17It's against the law for you to touch me.
00:50:20I'll have your hand chopped off.
00:50:35We're entering the haunted city.
00:51:06Some haunted city.
00:51:08I don't see any ghosts or monsters.
00:51:11I see a monster.
00:51:15Then I'm a beautiful monster.
00:51:36Whoa!
00:51:50Whoa!
00:51:52Come on.
00:52:06Whoa!
00:52:12Oh, look out!
00:52:20Don't worry, I'll protect you.
00:52:36Up the tree. Go!
00:52:47Mr. Holland!
00:53:01This place is haunted.
00:53:04This place is terrifying. What is it?
00:53:07Don't you know about ghost city?
00:53:09What? I hate ghosts.
00:53:13Quiet. Settle down.
00:53:15Cuddle down or we're going to die.
00:53:17Please don't let go.
00:53:19You're squashing my leg.
00:53:21My leg!
00:53:33Give me the plaque now.
00:53:52Redhead!
00:53:58Bluebird, what the hell are you doing?
00:54:00You and I have grown up like sisters.
00:54:02Now hold on to me.
00:54:04You would save me now only to betray me later.
00:54:07How could you rather die because you're not able to be the empress?
00:54:14It's all I ever wanted.
00:54:16You have to let me die.
00:54:19Don't let go!
00:54:31Hey.
00:54:34I don't want to die so young.
00:54:37Forget about that.
00:54:39I'll look after you.
00:54:43Oh, let's say that I did die.
00:54:46Would you hold on to my hand till I went to heaven?
00:55:16Bluebird!
00:55:46Yeah!
00:55:56You're humans?
00:55:58We are.
00:56:02The cavemen.
00:56:06You laugh, I laugh.
00:56:09You cry, I cry.
00:56:12You nasty, I nasty.
00:56:14You kill, I kill.
00:56:16You cuddle, we cuddle.
00:56:36Oh hey, we should be laughing.
00:56:39Come on, start laughing.
00:56:44Put some effort into it.
00:57:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:44Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:57:54Ah!
00:58:02You're useless!
00:58:05Why didn't you hold on?
00:58:07You're too heavy.
00:58:08I told you you've got to eat to get stronger.
00:58:14Ah!
00:58:19Quiet.
00:58:20Quiet.
00:58:21Quiet!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:26Shut up!
00:58:32Ah!
00:58:38Ah!
00:58:40What's this?
00:58:42You done now?
00:58:50Our ancestors used to live on the northern hills.
00:58:55And we were carefree.
00:58:58We laughed all the time!
00:59:01And we cried when we were sad.
00:59:05And we cried when we were sad.
00:59:08We enjoyed our work and partied also.
00:59:11And we loved all night.
00:59:15Then the Queen became so jealous of our lives,
00:59:18she banished all of us.
00:59:21We were forced to come here and live in these caves,
00:59:25hiding always from the Queen.
00:59:28In the dark, hiding here.
00:59:32And we got crazy and became weak.
00:59:34And the sun frightens us.
00:59:40Who will fight?
00:59:43Overthrow the Queen!
00:59:46We must fight! Take back our lives!
00:59:48Overthrow the Queen!
00:59:49Calm down!
00:59:50Fight!
00:59:51Revenge!
00:59:52Fight!
00:59:54We'll fight!
00:59:57Here we are!
00:59:58Ah, my blade!
01:00:02And this as well?
01:00:03Ah, what's this? It's pretty!
01:00:05Stop!
01:00:27Oh!
01:00:52Charcoal!
01:00:54Charcoal!
01:00:58Oh, this mist is creepy!
01:01:00We won't be able to see anything until it goes away.
01:01:04Charcoal!
01:01:09It's safer if you lean on the rocks.
01:01:25Ah!
01:01:35Blockhead! It's us!
01:01:38Hi there, guys!
01:01:40We thought the monsters had eaten you up!
01:01:42Cavemen, not monsters.
01:01:44They're good guys.
01:01:46Why are you holding hands?
01:01:48Yeah, what about you guys?
01:01:51Hey, hands up!
01:01:53You're taking advantage of me, huh?
01:01:57It's so foggy here. What is this place?
01:02:00Hey, look. Stairs.
01:02:02Yeah, let's take a look.
01:02:04I think we found it. The entrance to the treasure chamber.
01:02:07Oh, God! We found it!
01:02:13How does it open?
01:02:24Oh, this is it!
01:02:27Do we need to keep the plaque?
01:02:33Where's the treasure?
01:02:37Okay, it's got to be here somewhere. Let's go!
01:02:42Wow, look at all these weapons.
01:02:44I'm not seeing any treasure.
01:02:49How do we find the sacred sword?
01:02:51How do we find the sacred sword?
01:02:53What does it look like?
01:03:00Hey, okay, there's someone here! Run, run!
01:03:03Come on, run!
01:03:13See, I said that guy would make trouble.
01:03:17What is this place?
01:03:19Four walls and a pond? That's it?
01:03:46Oh, my God!
01:04:16Oh, my God!
01:04:47Hey, it's nice.
01:04:49Look at that.
01:04:52Wow, my past, I think.
01:04:56Hey, look at that.
01:04:59I win again!
01:05:01You cheater!
01:05:03You even cheat your own friends?
01:05:05Give it back!
01:05:07That's wrong.
01:05:09What?
01:05:11Hey, can that be the sacred sword?
01:05:14What? Where?
01:05:17It really exists!
01:05:19That means you're a king and I'm a queen and we're both rich!
01:05:22It's really true. Here.
01:05:44Come on!
01:06:14No!
01:06:44No!
01:07:14No!
01:07:44No!
01:08:15No!
01:08:17No!
01:08:44No!
01:09:14No!
01:09:45The sacred sword cannot be stolen so easily.
01:09:48It is the sword that chooses its owner.
01:09:51Your knowledge and skill as a warrior will exceed your years.
01:10:07I chose the wrong guy.
01:10:11Oh, is that all you're concerned about?
01:10:15I never said I was a king, you know.
01:10:19Here.
01:10:21You don't have to yell at me just because you can't be king.
01:10:24You know, it's not like I'm your girlfriend.
01:10:26What, do you think I'm an idiot?
01:10:28You sure are.
01:10:29Say that again!
01:10:30Hey, why don't we just forget it?
01:10:32No!
01:10:40No!
01:10:41No!
01:10:42No!
01:10:43No!
01:10:44No!
01:10:45No!
01:10:46No!
01:10:47No!
01:10:48No!
01:10:49No!
01:10:50No!
01:10:51No!
01:10:52No!
01:10:53No!
01:10:54No!
01:10:55No!
01:10:56No!
01:10:57No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59No!
01:11:00No!
01:11:01No!
01:11:02No!
01:11:03No!
01:11:04No!
01:11:05No!
01:11:06No!
01:11:07No!
01:11:08No!
01:11:10Tarkov?
01:11:11It's not you, is it?
01:11:13You can't be king.
01:11:15You have to put it back.
01:11:17Oh, I know.
01:11:18It was only an accident.
01:11:19I...
01:11:20Blockhead, I didn't mean it.
01:11:22You have to drop it.
01:11:28Oh, Blueberry!
01:11:33Trace the stone plaque.
01:11:35When you find the star of Rex, inform me immediately.
01:11:39Yes, your highness.
01:11:41She's a spy!
01:11:45Wait! Don't let her escape!
01:11:47Are you okay?
01:11:53But why?
01:11:57Bluebird, let him go right now.
01:11:59You work for your king and I for mine, okay?
01:12:02You've just been lying!
01:12:04No.
01:12:05I'm sorry.
01:12:06You want the sacred sword?
01:12:08It's yours then.
01:12:09I don't want it.
01:12:12Ah!
01:12:32Now we look to him to fight for the crown.
01:12:36The star of Rex has appeared.
01:12:38My work is done.
01:12:42Oh, what happened?
01:12:44Charcoal.
01:12:46It wasn't intentional.
01:12:48I couldn't control it.
01:12:50Please, just go.
01:12:54Go now!
01:12:58Go now!
01:13:02Go now!
01:13:04Go now!
01:13:06Go now!
01:13:08Go now!
01:13:12Go now!
01:13:24I don't want to be king!
01:13:32You a king? That's such crap.
01:13:37You're just a gold digger.
01:13:42I just heard from my sister
01:13:45that the star of Rex has the sacred sword.
01:13:48It is true.
01:13:50But do not worry.
01:13:51I will get the star of Rex and the sacred sword.
01:13:54If one wants to rule the world and govern its people,
01:13:57one must be ruthless.
01:14:00The sacred sword can't be mastered by a kid.
01:14:05One must have a powerful soul
01:14:08to be able to control that sword.
01:14:10I shall enjoy killing that little brat.
01:14:22I'm shocked.
01:14:24I know what you did.
01:14:26The reason you failed
01:14:28is because you got emotionally involved with your target.
01:14:31I'm sorry.
01:14:33Just go.
01:14:41Please, will you let me ask?
01:14:43How do you stay with such a cruel woman?
01:14:46I've always loved her for who she is, underneath.
01:15:11Ah, Thirteenth Master.
01:15:13Long time no see.
01:15:15Would you like some company?
01:15:17You've got to be kidding.
01:15:19Now go annoy somebody else.
01:15:21Ah, yes.
01:15:23Feisty today.
01:15:25Playing hard to get, huh?
01:15:27I like that.
01:15:28Get lost, idiot!
01:15:30I'm not in the mood, all right?
01:15:37Here, Thirteenth Master.
01:15:39Here, Thirteenth Master.
01:15:40His name is Wave Rider.
01:15:42He arrived only yesterday.
01:15:43See what lovely skin he has?
01:15:45Great.
01:15:52Wave Rider, huh?
01:15:54Some wine?
01:15:57Another guy.
01:16:00You don't have to be nasty.
01:16:02We're just going to pretend that nothing ever happened
01:16:05and that I'm one of those heartless playgirls.
01:16:08It's a good idea.
01:16:10I'm not a king, and I've got no money.
01:16:14You happy?
01:16:17Have some wine.
01:16:19What's your problem?
01:16:21What, like you care?
01:16:23You just don't think about anybody else but yourself.
01:16:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:29All I want is money, right?
01:16:32Well, I'm about to sell you to Marshal Edo Bowman.
01:16:36You are, huh?
01:16:38Oh, that's a good thing, isn't it?
01:16:40Let's go then.
01:16:41All right, then we're going.
01:16:43All right.
01:16:44Okay.
01:16:46Well, well, Thirteenth Master.
01:16:48You've been avoiding me.
01:16:50No, I'm glad you're here.
01:16:52Yes, look, no time for chatting.
01:16:54Where's the man?
01:16:55You found him, no?
01:16:57Because if you didn't, go home.
01:16:58Because your business...
01:16:59I found what you want.
01:17:00So you got him.
01:17:02Bowman.
01:17:05I'm all yours.
01:17:06Let's go.
01:17:26Wait.
01:17:28Stop.
01:17:30I said stop.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:42We need to run away.
01:17:54Explain yourself.
01:17:57I'm your dream lover and the one you want, so leave her alone.
01:18:01She did her job.
01:18:03Shut up.
01:18:05How dare you talk to me like that.
01:18:08Listen to me.
01:18:10Don't know where you got him, but this is not the man I want.
01:18:14So you don't want this man?
01:18:17Well, no.
01:18:19But I could do with another plaything.
01:18:22I'll take him as part payment.
01:18:25As part payment.
01:18:29What do you say about that?
01:18:31Huh?
01:18:33You're in love with a dumbbell, huh?
01:18:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:18:37So I'm in love with a dumbbell.
01:18:39A dumbbell trader falling in love with a dumbbell?
01:18:47Is there a law against that?
01:18:49You're going to miss your business because it's now all gone.
01:18:53I don't care because I got my man.
01:19:18Well, now you're poor just like me.
01:19:23Says who?
01:19:25All I've got to do is sell you.
01:19:29Then I'll be rich again.
01:19:33You sure?
01:19:41Yes, I'm sure.
01:19:46Hey.
01:19:49Hey.
01:19:50What are you doing here?
01:19:52I'm not a servant of the Queen anymore.
01:19:56And could you please tell Charcoal,
01:19:59even though he has the sacred sword, he's no match for the Queen.
01:20:02Please tell him to be careful.
01:20:06Whether it's true or not, we have to tell Charcoal.
01:20:09Come on.
01:20:10W-w-w-wait.
01:20:12Dressed like that?
01:20:14Come on, you'll like it.
01:20:16Okay, back soon.
01:20:46I knew you should fall into the stall of wrecks.
01:20:51Now take them to my sister.
01:21:17I've known all along that you'd fall in love with the stall of wrecks.
01:21:22You're using her then.
01:21:26Please don't let her kill Charcoal.
01:21:28He's naive and no match for the Queen.
01:21:32Bluebird, I want the sacred sword.
01:21:35So you want to be king.
01:21:39Where's the king?
01:21:42Where's the king?
01:21:46When twice-bloomed flowers blossom,
01:21:48the star-flux appears.
01:21:51Yin and yang turn upside down and chaos reigns.
01:21:55Well, you see that flower?
01:21:57You know it blossoms and dies at my command.
01:22:02Sister,
01:22:04it's all my fault.
01:22:06Whitebeard could never have betrayed you.
01:22:10It's my doing.
01:22:12Your doing.
01:22:14Sister.
01:22:19Uh, I'm sorry.
01:22:24It's time for you to go.
01:22:41You ready
01:22:43to do my bidding, girls?
01:22:56Now you two,
01:22:58you're about to learn a lesson.
01:23:01And it's that there's a very fine line between
01:23:03what you do and what you don't do.
01:23:06You're about to learn a lesson.
01:23:08And it's that there's a very fine line
01:23:10between love and hate.
01:23:37Tribal leaders,
01:23:39the Star of Rex has the sacred sword.
01:23:42Tomorrow, we attack the Amazon kingdom
01:23:45and overthrow the evil queen.
01:23:47You want us to follow the Star of Rex into war?
01:23:50But look at him!
01:23:52He's hardly an inspiring warrior.
01:23:54People get killed in wars, you know.
01:23:57Death isn't so bad considering.
01:24:00The alternative,
01:24:02and the alternative is horrible.
01:24:06Who is that?
01:24:08Master Blacklet?
01:24:10Help me!
01:24:12I've known this boy since he was a child.
01:24:17I would like to say a few words to everyone.
01:24:22Who are you?
01:24:24A beast.
01:24:27A freak.
01:24:29What do you mean?
01:24:35Charcoal.
01:24:37Don't be afraid.
01:24:58Now do you see
01:25:01why you must conquer that evil woman?
01:25:04She wanted to change all men into women
01:25:07and tried an experiment on me.
01:25:10But now I am neither man nor woman.
01:25:13If you do nothing,
01:25:15all of you will end up like me!
01:25:18All of you!
01:25:20Like you!
01:25:22And you! And you!
01:25:26You must be the bravest fighters in the whole damn world
01:25:29so the dead will fight.
01:25:31Long live the king!
01:25:36Charcoal!
01:25:38Lockhead.
01:25:40Master Blackwood.
01:25:42I'm sorry.
01:25:44Never mind that.
01:25:46The queen's got the girls. We need you and your sword.
01:25:49Charcoal, a good king does not think only of himself.
01:25:59Get her!
01:26:29Charcoal, a good king does not think only of himself.
01:26:59We are here.
01:27:01And we are prepared to die.
01:27:04Position!
01:27:08Position!
01:27:30Stop!
01:27:43Stop!
01:27:48Leave him. I'll deal with this one myself.
01:27:59No!
01:28:08I missed you so much.
01:28:11I thought I would never ever see you again.
01:28:14No crying. You don't look as pretty when you cry.
01:28:18Your ears, they're so sexy.
01:28:22Hey. Hey, hey. Everyone's watching.
01:28:26What are you doing? Are we going to battle or not?
01:28:33We must still fight.
01:28:36We are joining forces.
01:28:38And after we overthrow the queen, we'll be able to live normal lives.
01:28:43You needn't be alarmed.
01:28:45We want equality, not supremacy.
01:28:49It's only the evil queen we're overthrowing, not women in general.
01:28:54If we fight now, we'll be free.
01:28:58Free to love anybody we choose.
01:29:01Let go. Now let us go on to freedom.
01:29:25She's casting a spell! Now run!
01:29:28Everybody run!
01:29:30Come on, everybody. Quick, hurry!
01:29:32Get under cover!
01:29:55I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere.
01:29:59I don't care. I'm staying right here.
01:30:02You'll never triumph over love!
01:30:25Get out of my way!
01:30:43Your Majesty, the palace is just behind this gate.
01:30:55Ah!
01:31:12Well, that hurt.
01:31:13No kidding.
01:31:17Thirteenth Master!
01:31:19Bluebird!
01:31:21Thirteenth Master!
01:31:23Bluebird!
01:31:26Thirteenth Master!
01:31:28Bluebird!
01:31:39Hey! They're under some kind of spell!
01:31:41Wake up!
01:31:42What do you think you're doing? Wake up!
01:31:54Ah!
01:32:20Choco, go!
01:32:24Choco! Hey!
01:32:28Don't do it!
01:32:30Wait, Choco!
01:32:33Oh, no!
01:32:37Choco!
01:32:54Choco!
01:33:12Hey, you all right?
01:33:24Ah!
01:33:36Bluebird, you've got to wake up!
01:33:41Bluebird, it's me, Charcoal! Come on!
01:33:44Thirteenth Master, you're under a spell!
01:33:47Ah!
01:33:53Ah!
01:33:59Wait! You have to pull yourself together!
01:34:02Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:34:08Bluebird, no!
01:34:20Ah!
01:34:23Ah!
01:34:33Charcoal, what are you doing on the floor?
01:34:36What's going on?
01:34:38Well, you girls were under a spell and just tried to kill us.
01:34:43Oh, what happened?
01:34:45You were grabbing so hard it hurt.
01:34:48Oh, come on. What reason would I have for that, huh?
01:34:54Bluebird, not again!
01:35:19Wait!
01:35:23Wait!
01:35:49Bluebird, please wake up!
01:35:53Ah!
01:36:23Ah!
01:36:42Whoa!
01:36:48Everything hurts!
01:36:50Are you okay?
01:36:52Someone put me in a sack and beat up on me.
01:36:55Look, I'm bruised all over.
01:36:57Oh, no. That was Blockhead.
01:36:59Hey.
01:37:00Are you two all right?
01:37:02I think I should ask you that question.
01:37:04Oh, please. You're so disgusting. Come on.
01:37:09Oh, wait. Hang on. The sword.
01:37:11You'd better get the sacred sword.
01:37:13He's right. You can't let it fall into the Queen's hands.
01:37:23Ah!
01:37:33Choco!
01:37:34Choco!
01:37:40Blockhead, go and get some fire to melt the ice.
01:37:45Go and get the sword.
01:37:46Huh?
01:37:47I'll stall the Queen.
01:37:48Go on!
01:37:52Ah!
01:38:22Ah!
01:38:42Choco! Choco!
01:38:53Ah!
01:39:02Get the sword!
01:39:13Hey, Choco, are you all right?
01:39:15Hey, Choco!
01:39:17Come on, Choco. Come on.
01:39:19Hey!
01:39:20Hey!
01:39:21Whoa!
01:39:25You okay?
01:39:27Choco!
01:39:29Hey! Hey!
01:39:31It's okay.
01:39:32Okay.
01:39:34Let's go.
01:39:35Okay.
01:39:37Ah!
01:39:51Ah!
01:39:57Ah!
01:39:59Ah!
01:40:21Ah!
01:40:33What are you doing?
01:40:35Don't, Choco!
01:40:37You struggling?
01:40:40You willing to give up everything for someone who was to seed you?
01:40:45Are you going to die for her?
01:40:49Choco, kill her, please!
01:40:52Hey!
01:40:53I don't want to die!
01:41:07Ah!
01:41:09Another hopeless slave, man.
01:41:11Why you...
01:41:13I'll show you how to lift the sword and castrate yourself just as he did.
01:41:19And when it's done, I'll spare your life.
01:41:22You know she is prepared to die.
01:41:25You must kill her with the sacred sword, or she'll torture Bluebird for all eternity.
01:41:32Yes. Sacrifice yourself alone.
01:41:36Choco!
01:41:37Whatever you do, don't give him the sword! He wants to be king!
01:41:44I see, then.
01:41:46You've been lying all along!
01:41:51You lied to me all along!
01:41:54You're going to have to do it now.
01:41:57You've been lying to me all along!
01:42:00Shut your eyes. Both hands. Now do it!
01:42:13Do it!
01:42:32Bluebird, are you okay?
01:42:35We're okay.
01:42:44All I ever wanted...
01:42:48was to spend my life with Yago.
01:42:56Don't be afraid.
01:42:59I'll always be by your side.
01:43:03We are in love.
01:43:07We belong together.
01:43:11Yago...
01:43:14I never lie to you.
01:43:19Not even once.
01:43:40I love you.
01:44:10Honey, do you think you could get off?
01:44:40Off now.
01:44:49Whatever she's done, I don't care.
01:44:56They're gone!
01:44:59They're gone!
01:45:01Choco must have won! He must have won!
01:45:04He beat the queen!
01:45:10He beat the queen!
01:45:18How about that Choco, huh?
01:45:20Giving up the throne so he can enjoy life and leaving the kingdom to us.
01:45:24Yeah, it's nice. I never imagined I could cross my arms and do nothing.
01:45:29Hey, why don't we work alternate days?
01:45:32Oh, I think not. Working hard is a man's job.
01:45:37Well, we'll have to make a prince fast to help me out, huh?
01:45:41Okay. When then?
01:45:44Right now.
01:45:45Now?
01:45:46Yeah.
01:45:47There's so many people watching.
01:45:49So what? I'm the king.
01:45:53The future now lies in the hands of these young people.
01:46:01Isn't it beautiful?
01:46:03Yes, it is. Cold, but beautiful.
01:46:06We're almost there.
01:46:18Oh, they've had twins.
01:46:20Oh, that won't do at all. We'll have to do better than that.
01:46:23You wish.
01:46:25Why did you come with me and not stay and be king?
01:46:28What do you think?
01:46:30I don't know. Is it my cow?
01:46:33It's because I love you.
01:46:35I love you so much.
01:46:37I don't have time to be king.
01:46:39Come on, gorgeous lover.
01:46:41Okay.
01:46:43So, do you really think I'm gorgeous?
01:46:46I'll tell you when we get there.