Four college coeds, travel to Fort Lauderdale for their Easter week of Spring Break, and become involved in a series of adventures and misadventures. Four college coeds, travel to Fort Lauderdale for their Easter week of Spring Break, and become involved in a series of adventures and misadventures.
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00:01:00Oh, yeah, oh, that was so good.
00:01:23Just keeps getting better, you know, Carol.
00:01:30Carol.
00:01:37I think we need separate vacations.
00:01:44What? You've been talking to those girlfriends of yours, haven't you?
00:01:48No, I've got a mind of my own.
00:01:51Well, what about the ski trip? I mean, we've been planning it all semester.
00:01:55I know, but I really think that separate vacations would strengthen our relationship.
00:02:01And just where were you planning on spending the separate vacation of yours?
00:02:05Fort Lauderdale.
00:02:07Fort Lauderdale?
00:02:31Hot rollers, roomie dear, were not made for reheating pizza.
00:02:35You didn't like that, huh?
00:02:36I knew I should have started packing last week.
00:02:38Sandra, we're going to Fort Lauderdale for 10 days.
00:02:42All you need is a bikini and a diaphragm.
00:02:46I'm not going to Fort Lauderdale. I am going to Bermuda.
00:02:50Fort Lauderdale is a zoo.
00:02:52It's full of millions of guys who are just looking for animal sex and debauchery.
00:02:56Exactly. That's why we're going.
00:02:59Oh, grow up.
00:03:00You grow up.
00:03:01Sandra, the four of us could have a great time down there.
00:03:04Besides, your cousin Camden will be there.
00:03:06You know what it would mean to Jenny to meet him?
00:03:08Camden?
00:03:08He's got the personality of a cement block.
00:03:11Who cares? As long as it makes Jenny happy.
00:03:14Okay, I will drive down there with you and I will spend the weekend with you, but that is all.
00:03:20Then I am going to Bermuda.
00:03:21And just to show you how nice I am, you can use my card.
00:03:25Thanks.
00:03:25Which is probably the only reason why you want me to go in the first place.
00:03:35Hey, how did it go?
00:03:49I told him and he handled it very well.
00:03:51How well?
00:03:52He wanted to kill me.
00:03:54That's pretty well considering.
00:03:56So it's Fort Lauderdale. Here we come.
00:03:58I don't think I can go.
00:04:00What? And what about you?
00:04:02Oh, I'm okay. I'm going.
00:04:03Jenny, thinking has nothing to do with it.
00:04:06We're talking 10 days in Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:04:09How can you back out now?
00:04:10Because I have a term paper due in two weeks and I haven't even started yet.
00:04:14I'm not like you, Laura.
00:04:15You don't crack a book and you make straight A's.
00:04:18Listen, darling, if I can go spend three days in Fort Lauderdale,
00:04:22which is out of my element, so can you.
00:04:25Besides, how are you going to go meet my famous cousin Camden Roxbury,
00:04:30though he be a weenie among men?
00:04:32Frick.
00:04:33It's all the same.
00:04:34I don't get it. What does this got to do with Camden?
00:04:37He is going to be in Fort Lauderdale.
00:04:41He is doing a benefit concert that my Aunt Barbara is sponsoring.
00:04:45So as long as he's going to be there, why don't you come meet him?
00:04:48Oh, I want to go so bad. I just have so much work to do.
00:04:52You bring your books and you'll study.
00:04:55When you're not lusting after Camden.
00:04:57You can do both.
00:04:58You're right. I can do both.
00:05:00So we're out of here.
00:05:33All night long.
00:05:38Nothing to lose, I've got to win.
00:05:44This might not see us get back again.
00:05:53Hotlines are calling my name now, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:58There's no looking back again, we're gone, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:04Can't wait forever, it's now or never.
00:06:10We're gone, gone, gone, gone.
00:06:19Grab your books and leave them.
00:06:22We don't need them where we're going.
00:06:27No, no, no.
00:06:30Got no time to read them.
00:06:34That paperback don't turn me on.
00:06:38No, no, no.
00:06:42Locked up in school just ain't right.
00:06:48We're gonna make it up tonight.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:57Hotlines are calling my name now, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:03There's no looking back again, we're gone, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:07What are you doing?
00:07:09S.A., major S.A.
00:07:11What's an S.A.?
00:07:13Start alert, you nun.
00:07:15I'm giving that guy a ride.
00:07:17Lori, no, not in my car.
00:07:19That guy could be an ax murderer.
00:07:21With that bod, I'll chance it.
00:07:24Are you crazy driving in reverse on a major highway?
00:07:26Hi.
00:07:28Boy, you're cute.
00:07:30Thank you, God.
00:07:32Hi, I'm Scott Nash.
00:07:34Could you move over just a little?
00:07:36So where are you girls going?
00:07:38Lauderdale.
00:07:40Great, so am I.
00:07:42You know, this is a very special place to me.
00:07:44It's my sixth year in a row down here.
00:07:46Really?
00:07:48Yeah, and the reason I come to Lauderdale every spring
00:07:50is to make my fortune.
00:07:53So I can continue being a part-time student.
00:07:55When did you drop out of school?
00:07:57Oh, about two years ago.
00:07:59And when I tell you, it's gonna be different this time,
00:08:01because I got a band.
00:08:03Where, in your duffel bag?
00:08:05Scott Nash and the Ramblers.
00:08:07Ever heard of us?
00:08:09No.
00:08:11No one has, but you will real soon.
00:08:13So you're in music?
00:08:15Uh-huh.
00:08:17Jenny's a music major.
00:08:19Oh, really?
00:08:22I'm in the vocal league.
00:08:24How gross.
00:08:32Where's the bathroom?
00:08:34Around back.
00:08:36Where?
00:08:42There.
00:08:44Yeah.
00:08:46Oh, no door?
00:08:48Guard it.
00:08:52Hey, you know,
00:08:54that guy's kind of cute.
00:08:56He's got gorgeous eyes and a nice smile.
00:08:58He's pretty intelligent, too.
00:09:00Yeah, and how about those buns?
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:22Where we're headed
00:09:24Won't be no snow
00:09:26It's a place
00:09:28Where everyone goes
00:09:30To get a little
00:09:32Crazy for a while
00:09:36It's a land
00:09:38Of good and plenty
00:09:40Of guys
00:09:42They come in every shape and size
00:09:44And there's enough
00:09:46For them to go around
00:09:48Many, many
00:09:51Rounds
00:09:53It's gonna be paradise
00:09:55Seven days heaven
00:10:01Do anything you like
00:10:03Seven days heaven
00:10:11Seven days heaven
00:10:15Oh, my God, it's a supermarket
00:10:17of sex!
00:10:20Check out those hamstrings.
00:10:22Look at those legs.
00:10:24Oh, stop it.
00:10:26I'm gonna take that yellow shirt
00:10:28And that blue visor
00:10:30And the guy who's in it.
00:10:32Sorry, ladies, this is where I get off.
00:10:34My band awaits me.
00:10:36Hey, thanks a lot for the ride.
00:10:38Where are you staying?
00:10:40Well, our plans are kind of up in the air.
00:10:42Lauderdale Beach Hotel.
00:10:44Right. Catch you there.
00:10:46So long, hot shot.
00:10:49Hey!
00:10:51You finally made it, huh?
00:10:53Hey, tony.
00:10:55Where the hell have you been?
00:10:57I got held up.
00:10:59So where are the guys?
00:11:01They're scoping the beach, man.
00:11:03Scrounging for food.
00:11:05Listen, we got the rig hurting here.
00:11:07We gotta eat.
00:11:09And in order to eat, we need bucks.
00:11:11I told you I'd get us a gig.
00:11:13Oh, my God.
00:11:15Look at the talent on this girl.
00:11:18Spielberg's a shit.
00:11:24Hey, you guys, I'll go check us in.
00:11:26Okay.
00:11:28Oh.
00:11:32I am definitely out of my element.
00:11:36I thought leopard shawls were out.
00:11:38Hello, doll.
00:11:40Hi, carol singer.
00:11:42Ah, here we are.
00:11:44That's room 617.
00:11:47Listen, dollface, if you need anything,
00:11:49extra soap, more towels, a nude hot oil massage,
00:11:51feel free to call me.
00:11:53Give me that key, creep.
00:11:55No boutique.
00:11:57No beauty parlor.
00:11:59We'll find you a beauty parlor.
00:12:01Yeah?
00:12:03Well, I wish I were in bermuda now.
00:12:05Oh, no, no, no!
00:12:07Oh, yes!
00:12:09It's down there on the left.
00:12:11Oh, damn it.
00:12:13Yellow eyes again.
00:12:16I got the key!
00:12:18Hold on.
00:12:20Hi, y'all. I'm Texas A&M.
00:12:22Looks more like Texas S&M.
00:12:26I think I'm missing a suitcase.
00:12:30Oh, my God.
00:12:32Welcome to slum hate.
00:12:38Now I really am out of my element.
00:12:42We can't stay here.
00:12:45You would.
00:12:47How much is this room costing us?
00:12:49I don't know.
00:12:51We've got to have this bathroom condemned.
00:12:53Why don't we call that guy at the desk
00:12:55and get some Lysol, huh?
00:12:57Probably drinking it as we speak.
00:12:59There's no hot water.
00:13:01In fact, there's no water at all.
00:13:03That bug was bigger than my foot.
00:13:09Operator, I would like a number
00:13:11in Fort Lauderdale, the Roxbury residence.
00:13:14This has got to go.
00:13:16Oh, just a minute, operator.
00:13:18Perfect.
00:13:24What have you got in there?
00:13:26Uh, one bottle of 151-proof rum,
00:13:28birth control pills,
00:13:30some MyDoll,
00:13:32my father's American Express card,
00:13:34king-size bottle of Alka-Seltzer II,
00:13:36one sexy black teddy,
00:13:38a lid of grass,
00:13:40and a quarter,
00:13:42just in case I have to call home.
00:13:44I think that ought to get me through the night.
00:13:46That could get me through the rest of my life.
00:13:50Darling.
00:13:52Uh, let's see.
00:13:54I'm wearing the black and white. You're wearing the pink.
00:13:56Uh, we'll take that one.
00:13:58Perfect.
00:14:00That'll impress him at the Miami airport.
00:14:04Hector, wash the car,
00:14:06not your hair.
00:14:08Relax, Barbara. Relax.
00:14:10It's too late. I'll kill myself.
00:14:12My son needs me.
00:14:14Darling, he hasn't needed you since he was six years old
00:14:16when he won the International Chopin Competition.
00:14:18At Juilliard.
00:14:20Besides, he's wealthier, smarter,
00:14:22and far more pretentious than we are.
00:14:24No one's more pretentious than we are.
00:14:26Wanna bet?
00:14:32Barbara Roxbury, please.
00:14:34What?
00:14:36When?
00:14:38Can you tell her her niece
00:14:40Sandra called?
00:14:42Sandra.
00:14:44And I'm staying at the
00:14:46Lauderdale Beach Hotel.
00:14:48C.
00:14:50Ooh, what's that?
00:14:52My buddy Dave.
00:14:54He was a gift, and he'll be
00:14:56our bodyguard.
00:14:58Lori, it is way too crowded in here. He's gonna have to sleep in the tub.
00:15:00Come on, Dave.
00:15:02Time for a bath.
00:15:04Lori, you're weird.
00:15:06She's on vacation scrubbing other people's
00:15:08toilets, and I'm weird?
00:15:10Let's get naked, Dave.
00:15:20Hello, Mrs. Roxbury.
00:15:22Hi.
00:15:24Thanks.
00:15:26Oh, God. We've missed him. I knew it.
00:15:28He's gonna be furious.
00:15:32Camden!
00:15:34Oh, it's Mother. And Maggie.
00:15:36I know. I know. Are you sure there's no press?
00:15:38Didn't I promise you?
00:15:40Sometimes I think you don't trust me.
00:15:42Mother, you're
00:15:44a picture postcard.
00:15:46And Maggie, you're simply younger than springtime.
00:15:48Oh, this boy's truly divine.
00:15:50Oh, come on,
00:15:52Camden. Give your old mom a big smack
00:15:54on the chops.
00:15:56Camden?
00:15:58You look a little tired.
00:16:00How old is this
00:16:02French actress that you've been dating?
00:16:04The one we read about in People?
00:16:06The one you didn't mention to me? Mother, that's my affair.
00:16:08Don't you think you'd be more
00:16:10comfortable with people your own age? Mother, let's
00:16:12set things straight. I'm here to do the concert
00:16:14for you and Maggie, as I promised.
00:16:16But by weekend, I'll be going back to
00:16:18Saint-Tropez for a little peace and quiet
00:16:20and a very long rest. But darling,
00:16:22you'll get plenty of peace right here
00:16:24during Easter vacation.
00:16:26Maggie?
00:16:32Maggie!
00:16:34Maggie!
00:16:36Maggie!
00:16:38Maggie!
00:16:40Maggie!
00:16:42Maggie!
00:16:44Maggie!
00:16:46Maggie!
00:16:48Maggie!
00:16:50Maggie!
00:16:52Maggie!
00:16:56Maggie!
00:16:58Maggie!
00:17:00Maggie!
00:17:06Oh, my
00:17:08God!
00:17:10Hey guys,
00:17:12you know what I wanna do down here? What?
00:17:14I wanna meet some total bonehead
00:17:16with the most gorgeous
00:17:18bod you've ever seen.
00:17:20His mind is turned to guacamole.
00:17:22I'm talking Conan, the Barbarian.
00:17:24I'm gonna wrap myself
00:17:26around him for one night of
00:17:28Raw, primal, sex.
00:17:30She's great when she holds back like this.
00:17:33Attention! Attention, Paul Newman!
00:17:35Paging Mr. Paul Newman!
00:17:37Paul Newman! Where?
00:17:39Yeah!
00:17:41Another victim of Mr. Bullhorn!
00:17:44Yeah!
00:17:47New arrivals in town, huh?
00:17:49You better be careful with this Florida sun.
00:17:51It's a lot stronger than you're used to.
00:17:53Really?
00:17:55I guess you'd know all about sunburns and things.
00:17:59Being from Fort Lauderdale and all.
00:18:01I'm dark-complected. I don't burn.
00:18:04Well, darling, you just be extra careful, okay?
00:18:07Uh-huh.
00:18:09He's cute.
00:18:11And he's real sexy.
00:18:13Police officers are not sexy.
00:18:15They're civil servants, and you don't date them.
00:18:18You date bankers and lawyers and doctors.
00:18:21There she goes again.
00:18:23Well, if I intend to leave here looking like Diana Ross,
00:18:26I better start catching some serious rays.
00:18:53Oh, my God!
00:18:55It's Conan!
00:19:00Jenny, be careful. Be careful.
00:19:02Oh!
00:19:04I'm sorry.
00:19:06Hey, if you're hot, young, and hung, you can come in.
00:19:09Uh-oh. What did you just say?
00:19:11Hi. I forgot my bag.
00:19:13Well, it's right over there. Come on in.
00:19:15Hey, guys, come on in. Hi, ladies.
00:19:17Are you kidding me?
00:19:19I want to introduce you to my four fabulous musicians.
00:19:21That's Tony on the bass and the camera.
00:19:23That's Jude and Ray on the guitars.
00:19:25And that's Jeff on the drums.
00:19:27Guys, this is Laurie, Sandra...
00:19:29Carol. Carol. Thank you.
00:19:31And Jenny.
00:19:33Uh, Ray, we're losing light here.
00:19:35I'm gonna call the front desk. What are you doing?
00:19:37I'm shooting a documentary.
00:19:39On what? Half-nude college girls? Get out of here.
00:19:41He thinks he's a rainer.
00:19:43Anyway, you're all invited tonight to City Limits,
00:19:45where we will be appearing live.
00:19:479.30. Bye.
00:19:49Thank you.
00:19:51See you. Bye.
00:19:53Don't forget. 9.30.
00:19:55Bye.
00:19:57Later.
00:19:59Guys, Laurie, would you come back here?
00:20:01Hello? I don't believe it.
00:20:03Aunt Barbara.
00:20:05Sandra. What a surprise.
00:20:07I thought you'd be in Bermuda.
00:20:09So, where are you staying?
00:20:11Lauderdale Beach Hotel on the Strip.
00:20:13How divine.
00:20:15With whom?
00:20:17With whom?
00:20:19Oh, your three roommates.
00:20:21Yes, he is here,
00:20:23the little genius. I know he'd love to meet them.
00:20:25Where?
00:20:27The City Limits?
00:20:29How vivid.
00:20:31No, no, it's perfect. What time?
00:20:339.30? Great.
00:20:35Right. Bye.
00:20:37Bye-bye.
00:20:39Done. We are meeting my Aunt Barbara
00:20:41and my cousin Camden tonight at that club.
00:20:43Where Scott's playing. I don't believe it.
00:20:45Look at your face.
00:20:47What's he really like?
00:20:49Let me put it to you this way.
00:20:51To Camden Roxbury, a one-night stand
00:20:53is an evening with the Boston Pops.
00:20:55Oops.
00:20:57I got it. Careful.
00:20:59Might be that creep from downstairs.
00:21:01Hi.
00:21:03I almost forgot. For you.
00:21:05Thank you.
00:21:07You really shouldn't have.
00:21:09This must have been expensive.
00:21:11Some things are more important than money.
00:21:13Thanks.
00:21:19It's Beethoven.
00:21:21Oh, nice.
00:21:23From the Fort Lauderdale Public Library.
00:21:25Give me a break.
00:21:27Hey, look.
00:21:29Come on, Toby, have a heart.
00:21:31My heart's in the cash register right over there.
00:21:33We'll just put Scott Nash and the Ramblers to work
00:21:35and you'll have cash in the register over there.
00:21:37Come on, just let us perform tonight
00:21:39and you'll see that Nash means cash.
00:21:41Toby, look.
00:21:43How do you expect me to go out there
00:21:45and tell the guys that you can't use them?
00:21:47I thought we had a deal.
00:21:49Sarma, man, I don't need you. I got a band.
00:21:51I'll tell you what. We'll work cheap.
00:21:53In fact, we'll work free.
00:21:55What I need is busboys.
00:21:57Dependable, responsible busboys.
00:21:59Busboys? We're musicians.
00:22:01Chip, we've been driving up and down this strip
00:22:03for six hours.
00:22:05And we'll keep driving for six more hours
00:22:07until we find her.
00:22:09It's 100 degrees down here.
00:22:11I think we brought the wrong clothes.
00:22:13We're not here for sunning.
00:22:15We're here for spying.
00:22:17How do you expect to find her?
00:22:19There's over 2 million college kids roaming around.
00:22:21Hey, she's down here. I'll find her.
00:22:23I've given Carol some of the best years of my life.
00:22:25And I swear, if I find her with some other guy,
00:22:27I want those years back.
00:22:29Well, we've all been through it
00:22:31We've all been through it
00:22:33We've all been through it
00:22:35We've all been through it
00:22:37We've all been through it
00:22:39She is my baby
00:22:41Roxbury Party place?
00:22:43As expected.
00:22:45Noisey, crowded, polluted.
00:22:47Perfect for my first night.
00:22:49Oh, man!
00:22:51You're an American now, Camden.
00:22:53You can say shit.
00:22:55I'm giving you 15 minutes and that's it.
00:22:57This is our best booth, Mrs. Roxbury, the 3rd.
00:22:59He's the 3rd. I'm the 2nd.
00:23:01Oh, there they are.
00:23:03Camden!
00:23:05Oh, there's Barbara over here!
00:23:07Hi, darling! How are you?
00:23:09Oh!
00:23:11Hi, darling! Nice to see you!
00:23:13This is my friend Carol.
00:23:15And this is Jenny,
00:23:17my Aunt Barbara, and Maggie.
00:23:19Come on, sit down!
00:23:21Hi, Candace!
00:23:23Very nice to see you in your real elements, Sandra.
00:23:25This place wasn't exactly my idea
00:23:27because we just came to see a friend of Jenny's perform.
00:23:29Hi, ladies!
00:23:31May I take your order?
00:23:32Scott, I thought you guys were playing here tonight.
00:23:34So did I, but I think we're going to play it a couple nights.
00:23:36You know, I'm really glad you could make it.
00:23:38And to show you my appreciation,
00:23:40the first round of drinks is on me.
00:23:42So what'll it be?
00:23:44I think we'd like to start with a magnum of Dom Pérignon,
00:23:46would be just fine.
00:23:48How about a round of beers?
00:23:50Is he a friend of yours?
00:23:52Well, not exactly.
00:23:54He's just a guy we picked up pitch-hiking.
00:23:56We need someone we just met.
00:24:00Waiter, I think we'll just have a champagne.
00:24:02And, uh,
00:24:04you can put it on my MasterCard.
00:24:06Yes, sir.
00:24:16This job
00:24:18is worse than the job I had
00:24:20in the Pet Sematary in Cleveland.
00:24:22Do me a favor, okay?
00:24:24Oh, sure, anything for a pal
00:24:26who got me into this in the first place.
00:24:28Just take this order over to that table.
00:24:30What's the matter?
00:24:32Trade too heavy for you?
00:24:34I just may drop it on his head.
00:24:36Hey, guys.
00:24:38You know, for someone with the personality
00:24:40of a cement block,
00:24:42I think Kevin's kind of cute.
00:24:44I think you'd better get your eyes examined
00:24:46for glasses when we get back to school.
00:24:48Well, maybe I will.
00:24:50Are you getting back to your Wagnerian interpretation
00:24:52of my third piano concerto?
00:24:54No, your second.
00:24:56Your third is much more, um, Mahler-ish.
00:24:58I actually think she understands his music.
00:25:00God knows I don't, but I love it.
00:25:02You know, Jenny, I'd very much like
00:25:04to continue our conversation,
00:25:06but this atmosphere is certainly not the most conducive.
00:25:08I'd like to see you again.
00:25:10Would you, um,
00:25:12would you like to be my guest
00:25:14at the concert Saturday night?
00:25:16I'd love to.
00:25:18Very good. I'll take care of everything.
00:25:20Mother, Maggie, our 15 minutes are up.
00:25:22Time to say au revoir.
00:25:24Oh, Kevin, we didn't even dance yet.
00:25:26Bye, sweet things.
00:25:28Bye, darlings.
00:25:30Bye.
00:25:32APPLAUSE
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00:34:18It's so peaceful.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21It's really beautiful.
00:34:26Now, how about seriously discussing the possibility
00:34:28of having some real fun?
00:34:31Like what?
00:34:33Like this.
00:34:43Not now, OK?
00:34:46Sure, for the moment.
00:34:52Thanks for the walk and the talk.
00:34:59I should be going.
00:35:01Then I'll see you tomorrow.
00:35:03It is tomorrow.
00:35:04That's right.
00:35:07I think I'll just stay and catch a few C's.
00:35:09OK.
00:35:10I'll see you later.
00:35:11Great.
00:35:16Bye.
00:35:28Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
00:35:33Shut up, you're ass.
00:35:39This sickens me.
00:35:41Physically sickens me.
00:35:43You know, the youth of America, this country's strength.
00:35:48They come down here and they behave like total degenerates.
00:35:51I haven't seen a spring vacation this bad since 69
00:35:54when I had to call in the National Guard.
00:35:55It was like Korea.
00:36:00They took all my jewelry.
00:36:03They actually took my mug shot without any jewelry on.
00:36:07Oh, no.
00:36:10You know my mother will have a total coronary if she
00:36:13knows I'm here?
00:36:15Mm-hmm.
00:36:18What are we doing here?
00:36:22You don't remember?
00:36:27The striptease?
00:36:29The accident?
00:36:32No.
00:36:34Telling Officer Grasso to fuck off?
00:36:39Lori, I did a striptease and told a police officer
00:36:44to screw off?
00:36:48Fuck off.
00:36:50I'm going to die.
00:36:52What are we going to do?
00:36:54Don't worry about it.
00:36:55I called Jenny.
00:36:56She knows we're here and she'll get us out.
00:36:58What's the total fine?
00:36:59$200.
00:37:00You know, Sandra's parents could easily afford it.
00:37:02But when I suggested calling, she threatened to kill herself.
00:37:05Great.
00:37:06Good thing she doesn't overreact.
00:37:09Carol, if we use our spending money for bail,
00:37:10how much does that leave us?
00:37:13$4.50.
00:37:15Yeah, right.
00:37:16That might get us through breakfast.
00:37:19Can I have your attention, please?
00:37:21Can I have your attention, please?
00:37:22This is Mr. Bullhorn.
00:37:24Don't miss the exciting Mr. and Ms. Hotspot Dance Concert.
00:37:29That's right.
00:37:29It'll be at 3 PM today at Bootleggers.
00:37:32The bigger the booze, the bigger the fuck.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:41Oh, forget it.
00:37:42Oh, come on, Carol.
00:37:44You're in the hot bod contest with Carol.
00:37:45I want you firm and I want you pumped.
00:37:47Right, buddy.
00:37:48How does it have to be me?
00:37:49I mean, that's really humiliating.
00:37:50No, it's not. You'll be wonderful.
00:37:52And you've had years of dance classes.
00:37:54Jenny, that was ballet.
00:37:55I don't think the hot bod contest is looking for a new Giselle.
00:37:59Just remember you're doing it for Sandra and Lorne.
00:38:02Sandra and Lorne.
00:38:04Sandra and Lorne.
00:38:07Sandra and Lorne.
00:38:09An afternoon cocktail party for Sandra tomorrow?
00:38:12That's out of the question.
00:38:13Oh, you can't be that rude to your cousin and her friends.
00:38:16Besides, I invited that darling debutante, Christina Lawson.
00:38:19You'll love her.
00:38:20Oh, Mother, please, quit trying to fix me up.
00:38:23But I suppose you are right about Sandra and her roommates.
00:38:25Especially that girl, Jenny.
00:38:27I think that's what her name was.
00:38:29Jenny.
00:38:29She's the one that was so fascinated by you.
00:38:32She was not.
00:38:33She just happens to be very bright and well-versed
00:38:35in a subject in which we share a common interest, my music.
00:38:38Perhaps you'd like to invite her yourself.
00:38:41I suppose that would be the proper thing to do.
00:38:43Do you know what hotel they're staying at?
00:38:44Of course, the Lauderdale Beach Hotel.
00:38:46I already called.
00:38:47They aren't in, but they did leave a message.
00:38:49They're at someplace called Bootleggers.
00:38:52Oh, Mother, you're certainly on top of things
00:38:54at all times, aren't you?
00:38:55Mm-hmm.
00:38:55Mwah.
00:38:57-♪
00:39:11♪ I've got a boy named Conan O'Rourke
00:39:15♪
00:39:19♪ He's got a skinny back and sick of macaroni
00:39:23♪
00:39:26♪ He's just thinking about the girl with his blue jeans on
00:39:33♪ He's not very bad
00:39:36♪ He's just getting on
00:39:38And let's hear it for the contestants
00:39:40number two, Diane and Andy, and their cucumbers.
00:39:43And now my lovely assistant, Star,
00:39:46will walk among you and pick contestant number four.
00:39:49Contestant number four should be Carole and Jeff.
00:39:52They've got to be over there somewhere.
00:39:54Carole and Jeff, go get them.
00:39:56Carole and Jeff, go get them.
00:39:59Carole and Jeff, go get them.
00:40:00They're putting a race on.
00:40:02♪
00:40:06♪ Well, it's Saturday night and I just got paid
00:40:08♪ Who will buy my money? Don't try to save
00:40:11♪ My hard checks don't go
00:40:13♪ Have a time for the Saturday night
00:40:14♪ And then I'll feel fine
00:40:16♪ Gonna ring it up
00:40:18♪ I'm gonna rock it up
00:40:21♪ I'm gonna shake it up
00:40:23♪ I'm gonna ball it up
00:40:26♪ I'm gonna rip it up
00:40:28♪ Ball tonight
00:40:30♪
00:40:34♪ Catch me a date and I won't be late
00:40:36♪ Drift her up in my 88
00:40:39♪ Shag on down by the social hall
00:40:41♪ When the joints start jumping out
00:40:43♪ Have a ball, gonna rip it up
00:40:46♪ Gonna rock it up
00:40:49♪ I'm gonna shake it up
00:40:51♪ I'm gonna ball it up
00:40:54♪ I'm gonna rip it up
00:40:56♪ And ball tonight
00:40:58♪
00:41:02Ah, we're wasting our time.
00:41:04Carol wouldn't be caught dead in a place like this.
00:41:07She's into ballet, for Christ's sake.
00:41:15What the fuck is she doing up there?
00:41:18It sure ain't Swan Lake.
00:41:20♪
00:41:24♪
00:41:28♪
00:41:32♪
00:41:36♪
00:41:40And ball tonight!
00:41:42Do not go away. This couple has been in town for three days.
00:41:46They're from Bowling Green.
00:41:48Let's have a nice day for Couple of a Fire!
00:41:52Jim!
00:41:58What are you doing here?
00:42:00I don't know, Carol. I was just gonna ask you the same thing.
00:42:04What happened to Vermont?
00:42:06I gave it up for Lent.
00:42:08♪
00:42:12♪
00:42:18Carol, what the hell is this?
00:42:20Entering some tits-and-ass contest the minute my back is turned.
00:42:23I was only doing that for Laurie and Sandra.
00:42:25Oh, please, Carol, don't make it any worse by lying, all right?
00:42:28Lying? Laurie and Sandra are in jail.
00:42:31Carol, you know, it's not bad enough that you've lost any sense of self-respect,
00:42:35but that you would turn around and lie to me about it.
00:42:38God, Carol, I thought I knew you. I guess I was wrong.
00:42:40Yes, you were. Well, guess what?
00:42:43You wanted separate vacations, right?
00:42:45How about separate relationships?
00:42:47Well, that'd be just fine!
00:42:54♪ Oh, my Linda, she's a solid cinder
00:42:57♪ You know you better surrender
00:43:00♪ Oh, my Linda, she's a solid cinder
00:43:03♪ You know you better surrender
00:43:06♪ I've been told, baby, you've been hurt
00:43:08Come on, we're shooting this.
00:43:10Jenny? Jenny?
00:43:12Carrington, what are you doing here?
00:43:14Hi, skipper. Where's Gilligan?
00:43:16Scott.
00:43:18Well, actually, Jenny, I came to see you.
00:43:20You see, Mother's having an afternoon cocktail party tomorrow
00:43:23for some of our friends and Sandra,
00:43:25and I wanted to invite you personally.
00:43:27Oh, I'd love to come.
00:43:29Well, excellent. Excellent. I'll see you around 4 tomorrow?
00:43:32Okay, great.
00:43:34And you can tell your roommates the address is 333 Ocean Vista Drive.
00:43:37333 Ocean Vista Drive.
00:43:40Right up the channel. All right.
00:43:42Till tomorrow afternoon. Bye-bye.
00:43:47That guy's really weird.
00:43:49Why? Because he has perfect manners in a boat?
00:43:52♪
00:43:59♪
00:44:06♪
00:44:14Hey, you guys.
00:44:16I think we just lost first prize.
00:44:30There they are.
00:44:32Jenny, are you all right?
00:44:35Listen, we've got good news and bad news.
00:44:37The good news is that Carol and Jeff won second place
00:44:39in this hot bod contest. $150.
00:44:41But the bad news is we only have enough money to get one of you out.
00:44:44What? So what are we gonna do?
00:44:46We'll flip a coin. Somebody call it.
00:44:49Heads.
00:44:51Tails.
00:44:53Open floor!
00:44:58We'll be back, okay? Yeah, okay.
00:45:00Don't worry.
00:45:02Girls, don't leave us!
00:45:04Should we call her, Aunt Barbara?
00:45:06Are you crazy?
00:45:10Looks like your friends left you kind of high and dry.
00:45:14What friends? I don't have any friends.
00:45:18This is it.
00:45:20Alone, behind bars.
00:45:27How did I fall so low, so fast?
00:45:32I think you've done enough time, lady.
00:45:34Open floor!
00:45:41How about a cup of coffee?
00:45:45Yeah, okay, I'd like that.
00:45:52You're Officer Grasso, right?
00:45:54You can call me Ernie.
00:45:56Oh, thanks.
00:45:58Listen, could I call my friends?
00:46:01That's a good idea.
00:46:03Coffee may turn into dinner.
00:46:18The beat goes on and on
00:46:22The night is almost gone
00:46:26I've gotta get to you
00:46:28Before the night is through
00:46:32To hold you close and tight
00:46:36Would make me feel all right
00:46:44Hey, guys, what do you think?
00:46:46Is this a little too trashy?
00:46:48On you, never.
00:46:50I still can't get over him saying
00:46:52we have an appointment tomorrow night.
00:46:54I love it.
00:46:57It's not a date, it's an appointment.
00:46:59I've got a scheduled rendezvous
00:47:01with Conan.
00:47:03God, Lori, can't you think of anything else?
00:47:05Hey, where have you been?
00:47:07Oh, I've been to the moon,
00:47:09Jupiter, Camelot,
00:47:11even Shangri-La.
00:47:13God, I should have stayed in jail.
00:47:15Ladies,
00:47:17I'm in love.
00:47:19Are you kidding?
00:47:21What about Bermuda?
00:47:23Oh, screw Bermuda. I'm not gonna leave this paradise.
00:47:25God, jail changed her for the better.
00:47:27Well, tell us all about him.
00:47:29Who is he?
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:33Maybe he'll be the great love of my life,
00:47:35like Chip is to Carol.
00:47:37Chip is no longer the great love of my life.
00:47:39We're estranged.
00:47:41What can I say?
00:47:43He's strong,
00:47:45attentive,
00:47:47committed.
00:47:49What else?
00:47:51Dedicated, thoughtful.
00:47:54Who are you dating, Clark Kent?
00:47:58There's just one little problem,
00:48:00but it's nothing. I think we can overcome it.
00:48:02He's gay.
00:48:04No, married.
00:48:06Oh, no.
00:48:08I never thought of myself as the kind
00:48:10who goes around wrecking homes,
00:48:12but I guess you gotta start somewhere, right?
00:48:14No, it's not.
00:48:16Actually, they're separated.
00:48:18That's what they all say.
00:48:20Has he got any kids?
00:48:23You mean with a son?
00:48:25Sandra, just go for it.
00:48:27Lori, this isn't just a fling.
00:48:29I'm a little scared.
00:48:31What if he just wants to go to bed with me?
00:48:33What if he's just trying to use me?
00:48:35Just use him back.
00:48:37It's very simple.
00:48:39No, what if I can't really...
00:48:41Would you stop with the what-ifs.
00:48:43You're obviously crazy about this guy.
00:48:45Now you should just go be with him
00:48:47and have a good time.
00:48:49You never know until you try.
00:48:51Yeah, I guess.
00:48:53Maybe I will.
00:48:55You know what I'd kill for right now?
00:48:57What?
00:48:59Pizza.
00:49:07Room service will get that.
00:49:09Nurse, she's out of her room again.
00:49:13I'm starting to fantasize
00:49:15about Ernie already.
00:49:17Uh-oh.
00:49:20Come on, then, it's gonna make me.
00:49:22Make you what?
00:49:24Scoff it up.
00:49:26Come on!
00:49:28I see that.
00:49:30Wait a minute.
00:49:32You didn't tell me nothing happened
00:49:34with you and Peter or Brad
00:49:36behind the ivy wall.
00:49:38Not once.
00:49:40I've only had six experiences
00:49:42and that counts as two times
00:49:44where I just kind of shook.
00:49:46While everyone else was playing doctor,
00:49:48I think it's time for a little education, right?
00:49:52What? What are you going to do?
00:49:54Put on something romantic.
00:49:56What are you doing?
00:49:57Like this?
00:49:59Music!
00:50:01Dave, are you done with your bag?
00:50:06Nurse, she's out of her mind.
00:50:08Here he comes, squeaky clean.
00:50:11Is this romantic enough?
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:16You've already begun to fantasize.
00:50:19So, fantasize this is Ernie.
00:50:25Ernie is not inflatable.
00:50:28He better be, or else I'd break the date with him.
00:50:33You're both feeling those strong animal impulses.
00:50:38So, you start out with a simple kiss.
00:50:42What?
00:50:43Oh, Lori, if he doesn't have herpes, just kiss him, okay?
00:50:47Relax.
00:50:48Look at that face.
00:50:50Nothing will ever happen if you're tense, okay?
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:54Now, kiss him.
00:50:56Oh, God.
00:51:00Not like he's your grandfather.
00:51:02Just kiss him.
00:51:04Where's my camera? I got it.
00:51:06Come on.
00:51:08Okay, now give me a great shot.
00:51:10Go for it, girl.
00:51:12Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:51:15See anything yet?
00:51:17Not a thing.
00:51:19Maybe you should dig your nails into his back.
00:51:22Only if you really feel it, because you can't fake it.
00:51:25Fake it? The woman is screwing a hefty bag,
00:51:28and you're saying never fake it?
00:51:30Oh, my girls, look.
00:51:32We'll start again.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:35With the war play, all right?
00:51:36Oh, you gotta be kidding.
00:51:37Body kissing.
00:51:38Body kissing?
00:51:39Now, start on the mouth, okay?
00:51:41Don't pretend he's Richard Gere.
00:51:47Here we go.
00:51:49Okay.
00:51:51Good.
00:51:52Now linger there a minute,
00:51:54and then slowly move to the cheek.
00:51:56And it tastes like a combination of suntan oil and rubber.
00:52:02Now, you slowly move off the cheek,
00:52:04across his chin,
00:52:06and your mouth slides down his neck.
00:52:09It tastes like apricot brandy.
00:52:12Oh, stop it, Katie.
00:52:14Okay, you can hardly stand it now.
00:52:17As your tongue comes down his neck to his heaving chest,
00:52:24you place your lips on either one of his nipples, okay?
00:52:29Nipples?
00:52:30Oh, gross, Lori, come on.
00:52:34Now, you kiss it,
00:52:38and then, feeling very reckless,
00:52:42you gently, gently, firmly bite it.
00:52:55She killed him.
00:53:04Good night, sweet prince.
00:53:13Lori, I'm truly, truly sorry.
00:53:18It's okay, hon.
00:53:20As long as you climax with Ernie.
00:53:24I'm sorry.
00:53:26I'm sorry.
00:53:28I'm sorry.
00:53:30I'm sorry.
00:53:32Dave would have wanted it that way.
00:54:02Oh, I see the cabbots are here.
00:54:04I didn't mean Charlie had time for these little wingdings.
00:54:07Oh, he'll do anything I ask,
00:54:09ever since I found out about the affair with the jeep driver.
00:54:12Oh, I bet you didn't waste a second in letting him know.
00:54:15You know how I hate keeping secrets.
00:54:18Isn't that Carola Minola?
00:54:20Certainly is.
00:54:22I don't know if you've ever met her.
00:54:24No, I haven't.
00:54:26I've never met her.
00:54:28Isn't that Carola Minola?
00:54:30Certainly is.
00:54:32I thought she was dead.
00:54:34That never stopped her from coming to one of my parties before.
00:54:37And on the patio, mother in 1983 built the cascades over the pool.
00:54:40Oh, here she is right now.
00:54:42Hello.
00:54:44Hi.
00:54:46I thought maybe you got lost.
00:54:48Hi, girls.
00:54:50Aunt Barbara, I would like you to meet my escort,
00:54:52police officer Ernest Grasso.
00:54:54Where did you two meet?
00:54:56In jail.
00:54:58Um, why don't you say hello to Christina Lawson,
00:55:01our favorite debutante?
00:55:03Hello.
00:55:05Harold, where is that adorable Lori?
00:55:07She couldn't make it.
00:55:09Yeah, she had a previous appointment.
00:55:11Thank you.
00:55:29You're late.
00:55:31Just five minutes.
00:55:34Time is money.
00:55:36Right.
00:55:43Satin sheets.
00:55:46Nice.
00:55:48They'd look nicer with you in them.
00:55:50That could be arranged.
00:55:58You don't waste any time.
00:56:01You don't waste any time, do you?
00:56:03I told you.
00:56:05Time is money.
00:56:07That's the second time you've said that.
00:56:10Uh, what's that all about?
00:56:13I'm a businessman, lady.
00:56:15If you want to play, you got to pay.
00:56:20You expect me to pay you?
00:56:23Hey, what are you, on drugs or something?
00:56:26You son of a bitch!
00:56:29Pay for it, my ass!
00:56:35Okay, get undressed.
00:56:38What?
00:56:40You heard me.
00:56:42If I'm buying a piece of meat,
00:56:44I sure as hell intend to see what's under the wrapper.
00:56:47Come on, come on, time is money.
00:56:49Remember?
00:56:53That, too.
00:57:00Yeah?
00:57:02So where's the rest of it?
00:57:08I'll see you in small claims court.
00:57:18You must have had a wonderful childhood growing up here.
00:57:22I wouldn't know.
00:57:25I was on tour when my childhood was playing.
00:57:28Oh, they look so happy together.
00:57:31God, I hope she's from a good family.
00:57:34Why, you aren't.
00:57:48This way.
00:57:50Come on, you horny animals, this way.
00:57:54333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:57:57Come on, you horny animals.
00:58:23333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:58:26Come on, you horny animals.
00:58:53333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:58:56Come on, you horny animals.
00:58:59333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:59:02Come on, you horny animals.
00:59:05333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:59:08Come on, you horny animals.
00:59:11333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:59:14Come on, you horny animals.
00:59:17333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:59:20Come on, you horny animals.
00:59:23333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:59:26Come on, you horny animals.
00:59:29333 Ocean, Mr. Dry.
00:59:43Shit.
00:59:45That noise, those people, those boats.
00:59:49There's a new piece coming along.
00:59:51Well, I haven't really figured out what to call it yet.
00:59:54It could be one of my most important works.
00:59:56Except for one phrase.
00:59:57If I could find that, then all the rest would fall into place.
01:00:03But I suppose that's the story of my life.
01:00:05Finding that right note,
01:00:08the perfect phrase,
01:00:09the exact sound.
01:00:12You know how frustrating that can be?
01:00:15Cheers.
01:00:16She's sharp.
01:00:31Excuse me.
01:00:33Girl, I'm sorry.
01:00:35I'd like that, like that.
01:00:37Thank you.
01:00:39And I'll have that box.
01:00:41Thank you.
01:00:43I'll have that box.
01:00:45You think I'm going to kill myself?
01:00:47Calm down.
01:00:49So a few extra people showed up.
01:00:51It always happens.
01:00:53A few? This is hundreds.
01:00:55Maybe I should call the police.
01:00:57Why?
01:00:59Sandra already brought a cop, remember?
01:01:01Pardon me.
01:01:03My church, my house.
01:01:05Thank you.
01:01:07Pardon me.
01:01:09Excuse me.
01:01:14Hey, pal.
01:01:16Interested in some hot credit cards?
01:01:18MasterCard, Visa,
01:01:20American Express Gold?
01:01:22No, thanks, buddy.
01:01:24Yes, I would.
01:01:26Keep walking, otherwise we'll fuck up the shot.
01:01:28There you go.
01:01:30Hi, Tommy.
01:01:32Hey, lighten up, huh?
01:01:34It's a luau.
01:01:36Lamb, bam, lamb.
01:01:39You didn't tell me
01:01:41this was going to be formal here.
01:01:43If you don't find me in an hour,
01:01:45I'll be in heaven.
01:01:47Go get them.
01:01:55Excuse me.
01:01:57No, excuse me.
01:02:03How would you like to have an affair
01:02:05with a younger man?
01:02:07I'll make this brief and meaningless.
01:02:09Right.
01:02:15Come with me.
01:02:22Hey, lady.
01:02:24I like the way you look.
01:02:26That's why I'm going to sell you this piece of stuvin
01:02:28for only 20 bucks.
01:02:30That's very kind of you,
01:02:32considering I paid 2,000 for it.
01:02:342,000 for it?
01:02:40I...
01:02:42No.
01:02:44I'm real sorry,
01:02:46but I just can't do this.
01:02:48What's the matter?
01:02:52Tony, this might sound real dumb,
01:02:54but I've been going with chips
01:02:56since the 11th grade.
01:02:58Oh, right.
01:03:00And I just can't do this to him.
01:03:05All right.
01:03:11What do you have in this bag?
01:03:13Borneo bong, do you like?
01:03:15Yes, you don't dig weed.
01:03:17All right, homemade luge.
01:03:19You get a discount if you buy them by the gross.
01:03:21No?
01:03:23Speed. I know you're into speed.
01:03:25Miss Roxburgh, have you seen Jenny?
01:03:27Oh, well, she's probably with Camden,
01:03:29who, thank God, I haven't run into.
01:03:35Yeah!
01:03:40How about everybody's favorite,
01:03:42Snow from the Andes,
01:03:4499 and 44, 100% pure.
01:03:46Tough sell.
01:03:48All right, Owsley Acid 69 Vintage.
01:03:50I've been saving it
01:03:52for a man of your discriminating tastes.
01:03:56Say, man, what are you into anyway?
01:03:58Law enforcement.
01:04:00He's a police officer.
01:04:04Anybody have one?
01:04:21Come on, baby, let me show you
01:04:23Fort Lauderdale my way.
01:04:25Daddy, I love it.
01:04:28I mean, I-I really love music.
01:04:30I just, uh...
01:04:32I don't know if I have the talent.
01:04:34I think I have the taste.
01:04:36It's the inspiration that counts.
01:04:38Like a beautiful woman's face.
01:04:43Such as yours.
01:04:45Or the D-flat tone of your crystal.
01:04:49You mean this?
01:04:51It's D-flat.
01:04:54You mean this?
01:04:56It's D-flat.
01:04:58D-flat.
01:05:12Jenny!
01:05:23No, no, not a D-flat variation.
01:05:30What you need is an E minor diminished,
01:05:32and that will set the structure
01:05:34for the next five bars.
01:05:36But that can't be.
01:05:38Just try it.
01:05:44It's brilliant.
01:05:46It's brilliant.
01:05:48Would you two leave me alone, please?
01:05:50I've got to work.
01:05:53Please, I'm working.
01:05:55I thought you just said...
01:05:57Jenny, really, I've got to concentrate.
01:05:59Hey, look, genius.
01:06:01What did you do that for?
01:06:03You interrupted my flow.
01:06:05The only thing that would interrupt your flow
01:06:07is if someone shoved a fist in your mouth.
01:06:09Scott!
01:06:11I haven't got time to exchange snide remarks.
01:06:13I'm an artist. I've got to be alone.
01:06:15Apologize to Jenny.
01:06:17Apologize for what?
01:06:19It's okay.
01:06:21Let's go outside and settle this.
01:06:23There's no room outside.
01:06:25Would you two please stop it?
01:06:39Carol.
01:06:41You maggot.
01:06:47What the hell did you do that for?
01:06:51Jenny.
01:06:59Jenny.
01:07:01Carol, wait.
01:07:03Wait a minute. I want to talk to you.
01:07:05I don't feel like talking right now.
01:07:07Why are you mad at me?
01:07:09I was just defending you back there.
01:07:11I don't need you to defend me.
01:07:13Jenny, I don't get it.
01:07:15I mean, you're a very special girl.
01:07:17You really are.
01:07:19I can't just dismiss you like you were the hired help.
01:07:21I don't really think he meant it that way.
01:07:23Camden Roxbury is an arrogant fool.
01:07:25He doesn't give a damn about anything but his work.
01:07:27Maybe he has a right to feel like that.
01:07:29Would you stop defending him?
01:07:31You're just jealous.
01:07:33Yeah, you're right. I am.
01:07:35I wish you felt that way about me
01:07:37because I really care about you, Jenny.
01:07:39I care about you so much.
01:07:41I have to go.
01:07:43No. For once, can't we just finish something?
01:07:45Finish what?
01:07:49Better go.
01:07:51I can't.
01:07:53Jenny! Jenny, no!
01:08:01First my party's ruined, then my house is destroyed.
01:08:03Now someone's stolen my car.
01:08:05As I've always said, Barbara,
01:08:07you throw one hell of a party.
01:08:19Oh, my God.
01:08:21Oh, my God.
01:08:47I should have never come down here.
01:08:51I should have gone to Vermont
01:08:53instead of acting like a silly adolescent.
01:08:55Sounds like true love to me.
01:08:59My second husband was exactly the same way.
01:09:03Really?
01:09:05What'd you do?
01:09:07Divorced him.
01:09:09Great. That's just what I need to hear.
01:09:11Listen, Lamb,
01:09:13you come with me
01:09:15to the concert tonight.
01:09:17I'm sure your girlfriend will be there.
01:09:19You'll work the whole thing out.
01:09:21I hope so.
01:09:27Listen, Maggie,
01:09:29about last night,
01:09:31everything's sort of vague, you know?
01:09:33Listen, don't worry.
01:09:35When you remember,
01:09:37and you will,
01:09:39it'll be dynamite.
01:09:49Come on.
01:10:01That's the brightest moon
01:10:03I've ever seen.
01:10:05That's not the moon.
01:10:07That's the sun.
01:10:11If you've ever had to hang over this bad before...
01:10:19You know what I gotta do today?
01:10:21I gotta finish my suite.
01:10:23Our suite.
01:10:25It's my suite.
01:10:27Your note.
01:10:31You ever try to
01:10:33do anything difficult?
01:10:35You know, like sit down and really work on your music?
01:10:37Oh, sure.
01:10:41But it's about getting that one lucky break.
01:10:43The only breaks you get
01:10:45are the ones that you make happen.
01:10:47You want success,
01:10:49but you don't do anything about it.
01:10:53I know you got talent.
01:10:55So do I.
01:10:59The only thing that makes us different
01:11:01is desire.
01:11:07And until you learn that,
01:11:11you'll just be another ripple in the pond.
01:11:17Be careful with this seat.
01:11:19Pass it over there.
01:11:21It goes over here in front of the sofa.
01:11:23Up there on the table.
01:11:25There you go.
01:11:27Toilet.
01:11:29Must have been somebody, huh?
01:11:31Yes. I'm surprised you weren't there.
01:11:33I was.
01:11:35Carola Manola, remember?
01:11:47Ah.
01:11:59Hello.
01:12:01Hello.
01:12:03These are for you.
01:12:05Thank you. They're beautiful.
01:12:07Let me put them in water for you.
01:12:09Thank you.
01:12:15Jenny.
01:12:19I want to apologize for my behavior last night.
01:12:21I'll just talk about something else, all right?
01:12:23I'd really like to forget last night.
01:12:25So would I.
01:12:27If I could only remember what happened.
01:12:33Jenny, I'd still like you to be my guest
01:12:35at the concert tonight.
01:12:37Okay, I'd like that.
01:12:39Good.
01:12:41If you'll excuse me,
01:12:43I've got to add the finishing touches to my suite.
01:12:45Or die.
01:12:47Whichever comes first.
01:12:51Ciao.
01:12:53Hi.
01:12:55Morning, Captain.
01:12:57That's questionable.
01:13:01What's he doing here?
01:13:03He came to apologize,
01:13:05and he brought me flowers.
01:13:07Flowers? I think that's romantic.
01:13:09Romantic? Since when have you been into romantic?
01:13:11I thought it was strictly Conan.
01:13:13Oh, yeah. Whatever happened to your appointment?
01:13:15How'd it go?
01:13:17Uh, it went.
01:13:19But, um,
01:13:21Conan turned out to be just another jerk
01:13:23in a leopard bikini.
01:13:25Something's got to hold them together.
01:13:27Yeah.
01:13:29There wasn't much to hold.
01:13:31Hi, y'all.
01:13:33I changed so I could join you on the beach.
01:13:35I just can't wait to share my joy.
01:13:37I think I'm gonna be sick.
01:13:45Okay, so after the fourth time,
01:13:47I just had to say,
01:13:49enough.
01:13:51I'm gonna kill her.
01:13:53When are you gonna see him again?
01:13:55Tonight. I asked him to the concert.
01:13:57He said he'd call me later.
01:13:59What about Scott?
01:14:01Scott's, um, he's just a guy.
01:14:03Just a guy?
01:14:05Jenny, uh,
01:14:07I saw him kiss you last night.
01:14:09That's not
01:14:11just a guy.
01:14:13Yeah, well,
01:14:15I don't know. I'm so confused.
01:14:17I mean, on one hand, there's Scott,
01:14:19and on the other hand, there's Camden.
01:14:21I should have these problems.
01:14:23Jenny, it's me, Carol.
01:14:25Remember me? Your friend, your pal?
01:14:27You know,
01:14:29you can talk to yourself
01:14:31until you're blue in the face,
01:14:33but actions speak louder than words.
01:14:35That's really
01:14:37a boring phrase.
01:14:39You're right.
01:14:41Uh, Jenny,
01:14:43I was thinking
01:14:45maybe
01:14:47you could take Scott
01:14:49and leave Camden for me?
01:14:51Are you serious?
01:14:53You like my cousin Camden?
01:14:55Well...
01:14:57Sorry.
01:14:59Now, I can understand
01:15:01Jenny being attracted to him
01:15:03because he's her idol and all,
01:15:05but you, I don't know.
01:15:07I just never thought of him as your type.
01:15:09One never knows the chemistry
01:15:11between a male and a female.
01:15:13Does one?
01:15:15Whoa!
01:15:17Hey, listen, I'm gonna go back to the room
01:15:19because I'm expecting that call.
01:15:21Good. See you later.
01:15:23Bye.
01:15:25Wanna take a dip?
01:15:27Yeah.
01:15:47Are you sure you're gonna be all right?
01:15:53Yeah.
01:15:59I feel bad leaving her here.
01:16:01You can stop talking behind my back.
01:16:03We weren't.
01:16:05Let's go.
01:16:07We'll save you a seat.
01:16:09Come and meet us.
01:16:11Thank you.
01:16:21Oh, thank you, thank you.
01:16:23Isn't this a lovely night?
01:16:27In case any of you didn't know,
01:16:29I'm Barbara Roxbury.
01:16:31Oh, thank you.
01:16:33Well, welcome, welcome,
01:16:35one and all, to
01:16:37this year's concert
01:16:39of the United Charities of South Florida.
01:16:41We are very lucky
01:16:43to have with us our own native son,
01:16:45and incidentally,
01:16:47my own son.
01:16:49Without further ado,
01:16:51performing his
01:16:53world-famous
01:16:55quantum sonata,
01:16:57Camden Roxbury.
01:17:09applause
01:17:39piano
01:17:41piano
01:17:43piano
01:17:45piano
01:17:47piano
01:17:49piano
01:17:51piano
01:17:53piano
01:17:55piano
01:17:57piano
01:17:59piano
01:18:01piano
01:18:03piano
01:18:05piano
01:18:07piano
01:18:09piano
01:18:11piano
01:18:13piano
01:18:15piano
01:18:17piano
01:18:19piano
01:18:21piano
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01:18:25piano
01:18:27piano
01:18:29piano
01:18:31piano
01:18:33piano
01:18:35piano
01:18:37piano
01:18:39piano
01:18:41piano
01:18:43piano
01:18:45piano
01:18:47piano
01:18:49piano
01:18:51piano
01:18:53piano
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01:18:59piano
01:19:01piano
01:19:03piano
01:19:05piano
01:19:07piano
01:19:09piano
01:19:11piano
01:19:13piano
01:19:15piano
01:19:17piano
01:19:19piano
01:19:21piano
01:19:23What are you doing here?
01:19:25What do you mean, what am I doing here?
01:19:27You were supposed to pick me up.
01:19:29Yeah, no, but you can't. But you shouldn't
01:19:31over here.
01:19:33Well, I'm not used to getting stood up.
01:19:36I didn't stand you up.
01:19:39We had a date.
01:19:40I waited for you.
01:19:40You didn't show up.
01:19:41Now what would you call it?
01:19:43Sandy, I explained my whole situation when
01:19:45you and I just got started.
01:19:50You're back with your wife, aren't you?
01:19:53No.
01:19:58Yes.
01:20:00Not really.
01:20:02Look, she lost her job.
01:20:04And on my salary, I can't afford to pay two rents, honey.
01:20:07So I let her move back in.
01:20:09It's just for a while.
01:20:11I see.
01:20:13No, I don't know if you do see.
01:20:14I'm talking about I'm in bad financial shape.
01:20:17I'm confused.
01:20:17I don't know if I'm coming or going.
01:20:19All I know is I'm crazy about you,
01:20:20and there's nothing I can do about it.
01:20:22Do you understand me?
01:20:23All I'm asking you, honey, is just give me a little time.
01:20:26Please, a little time, that's all.
01:20:30I don't think you're ready to let go, are you?
01:20:34What?
01:20:35I don't think you're ready to let go.
01:20:38And I can't afford to hang around and wait for you
01:20:43not to be confused anymore.
01:20:46I mean, that just might not happen.
01:20:47So I think I need to be the one who lets go.
01:21:01Bye.
01:21:01Bye.
01:21:02Bye.
01:21:03Bye.
01:21:04Bye.
01:21:05Bye.
01:21:05Bye.
01:21:34Thank you.
01:21:35Thank you.
01:21:44For my next piece, I'd like to play for you a world premiere,
01:21:48something I've just completed, inspired
01:21:52by a very lovely, beautiful girl who is very special to me.
01:21:59And now, Sweet for Jenny.
01:22:05Thank you.
01:22:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:23:05so good for you what's all the mystery
01:23:14oh jenny i'm looking for an answer don't turn your heart away tell me what you're thinking jenny
01:23:30me
01:23:53something that was meant to be
01:23:55And I love you, Jenny, come to me Oh, Jenny, don't you feel your heart beat
01:24:18Faster than usual Listen to the music, Jenny
01:24:29Keep running from my love What I wanted to be near you, girl
01:24:45We were made in heaven Something that was meant to be
01:24:54And I love you, Jenny, come to me Come to me
01:25:11Come to me
01:25:37Carol.
01:25:38Chip.
01:25:39I'm sorry.
01:25:41I love you.
01:25:43I love you, too.
01:26:09I love you, too.
01:26:39Hey, Camden.
01:26:45Um, I can't promise lasting love or anything, but we could sure have one hell of a night.
01:26:57Honey?
01:26:59Yeah?
01:27:01Are you sure that Gary won't mind driving back all that way alone?
01:27:05Carol, he's not going back.
01:27:07He's going to Miami.
01:27:09I got this, girls.
01:27:11Thanks, Chip.
01:27:13You bet.
01:27:15Hey, Sam?
01:27:17Hmm?
01:27:19You gonna be all right?
01:27:21Oh, yeah, I'll get over it.
01:27:23You sure?
01:27:25Yeah.
01:27:27No what-ifs?
01:27:29And no regrets.
01:27:31Where's Scott?
01:27:33I don't know.
01:27:35Girls, time to head back to the real world, huh?
01:27:39Hey, did you have a good time?
01:27:41You bet I did.
01:27:43Goodbye, Conan.
01:27:47You barbarian.
01:27:55I just want to say thanks.
01:27:57I'm sorry it didn't work out.
01:27:59I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
01:28:01But I'd still like to consider you as my friend.
01:28:03Absolutely.
01:28:05I'll see you later.
01:28:07Take care.
01:28:11We better hit the road.
01:28:13What about Scott?
01:28:15I guess we said our goodbyes last night.
01:28:17Bye-bye, Sandra.
01:28:19Bye.
01:28:21Anyway, I got a paper to write.
01:28:23Come on, guys, let's get going.
01:28:25Yeah.
01:28:27Let's roll.
01:28:29Thank you.
01:28:31See you later.
01:28:33Bye-bye.
01:28:35It was a week I'll never forget.
01:29:01Jenny! Jenny!
01:29:03It's time to learn!
01:29:13Hi, how you doing?
01:29:17I'm Scott Nash.
01:29:19I'm heading for Penmore
01:29:21to be with a girl I'm crazy about.
01:29:31In a crowd of a million people
01:29:37I will find my valentine
01:29:43Then I'll climb to the highest steeple
01:29:49And tell the world he's my ideal
01:29:57He holds me
01:29:59I wait impatiently
01:30:05Where the boys are
01:30:07Where the boys are
01:30:11Where the boys are
01:30:13Someone waits for me
01:30:19Oh, till he holds me
01:30:25I wait impatiently
01:30:29Impatiently
01:30:33Where the boys are
01:30:35Where the boys are
01:30:39Where the boys are
01:30:43Someone waits for me
01:30:59I wait impatiently
01:31:07Where the boys are
01:31:09Where the boys are
01:31:15Someone waits for me
01:31:21I wait impatiently
01:31:23Where the boys are
01:31:25Where the boys are
01:31:37I'm no hick
01:31:39And I'm no crook
01:31:41But any less
01:31:43And you'd be new
01:31:45Because you're
01:31:47That's enough for me
01:31:49Good enough for me
01:31:51It's a lovely sight to see
01:31:53When I walk around
01:31:55And see the sun in the sky
01:31:57Bouncing off your knees
01:31:59Out through my eyes
01:32:01Man, I'm gonna end up
01:32:03Legally blind
01:32:15Got me a school vacation
01:32:17I've been waiting
01:32:19So long
01:32:23So long
01:32:27Forget my reputation
01:32:29I'm gonna stay up
01:32:31All night long
01:32:35All night long
01:32:39Nothing to lose
01:32:41I've got to win
01:32:45They might not see me
01:32:47But I'm back again
01:32:55The hot nights are
01:32:57Calling my name now
01:33:01There's no looking back again
01:33:03We're gone
01:33:07Can't wait forever
01:33:11It's now or never
01:33:13We're gone, gone, gone, gone
01:33:17So drop your books
01:33:19And leave them
01:33:21We don't need them
01:33:23Where we're gone
01:33:27No, no, no
01:33:31Got no time to read them
01:33:33That paperback
01:33:35Don't turn me on
01:33:39No, no, no
01:33:43Locked up in school
01:33:45Just ain't right
01:33:49But we're gonna
01:33:51Make it up tonight
01:33:55Well, all right
01:33:59The hot nights are
01:34:01Calling my name now
01:34:05There's no looking back again
01:34:07We're gone
01:34:11Can't wait forever
01:34:13It's now or never
01:34:15We're gone, gone, gone, gone
01:34:23Well, all right, let's go!
01:34:43Thanks for watching!