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00:00:00Mh-hm.
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00:00:30Dude, Del fucking Evans is going to ride our new board at the freestyle competition at
00:00:57Breck this weekend.
00:00:59Pre-orders are going to go through the roof.
00:01:03Can we confirm with his rep that he'll post it on the gram?
00:01:05Deli's my boy.
00:01:06This is friendship, not business.
00:01:08Of course he knows what's up.
00:01:10Nicely done, bro.
00:01:11And that little snafu with the bindings?
00:01:13A factory corrected and pressure tested last week.
00:01:16Where's Salary?
00:01:17Yes.
00:01:18Looks like you're in for some powder paradise this weekend, man.
00:01:21It's going to be so epic.
00:01:22I'll catch you on the flip.
00:01:25Night.
00:01:26Congratulations.
00:01:28You played such a big part in this.
00:01:30I'm sorry, but I did nothing.
00:01:32No, you've been everything.
00:01:34And everyone thought I was crazy to design my own board.
00:01:37You were there.
00:01:39Here.
00:01:40With me.
00:01:41And I know you've been swamped with your own shit, but not once did I feel alone.
00:01:46So I'm just...
00:01:49I'm so happy.
00:01:51Yeah.
00:01:52So am I.
00:01:58What?
00:01:59I would just love to see the look on my professor's face if I called my dissertation paper,
00:02:03my own shit.
00:02:04Oh, haha.
00:02:08Hey, come here.
00:02:10No more work.
00:02:12This weekend's about us.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:23You good?
00:02:25Of course.
00:02:26Why?
00:02:27It's just you've been doing your stare out the window thing for a while now.
00:02:32I'm just excited to get away with you this weekend.
00:02:36Feels like we've both been in an endless work bubble.
00:02:39Yeah, me too.
00:02:43It's so beautiful.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:03:15Pete, what is this?
00:03:17We're here.
00:03:20Your parents' ski cabin?
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Flows off the tongue better than 16-bedroom ski chalet.
00:03:28That's...
00:03:34We have all to ourselves this weekend.
00:03:54Not bad, huh?
00:03:56In the summer, we can take the boat out on the lake.
00:04:00I'm sorry if I seem overwhelmed.
00:04:02I just was not expecting this.
00:04:05Yeah, most people aren't.
00:04:07Forgive me if this is rude, but I've met your parents.
00:04:10And they're not pretentious assholes like me?
00:04:13Exactly.
00:04:15Come on, it's just a house.
00:04:17Mi casa es su casa.
00:04:19Come on, I'll give you the tour.
00:04:21Strong bones.
00:04:23Keeps us afloat.
00:04:25And I'm a bit of a cuckoo.
00:04:27You know, I'm always a cuckoo.
00:04:29I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:31I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:33I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:35I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:37I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:39I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:41I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:42I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:44I'm a cuckoo.
00:04:45Keeps us afloat.
00:04:47Chairs, if sitting's your thing.
00:04:49I personally am a stand-up guy myself.
00:04:51If forced to sit, I like to do it by the fire.
00:04:55Family dinner time.
00:04:58My personal favorite.
00:05:01The couch.
00:05:02Very impressive, Mr. Jacobson.
00:05:05But I'm gonna need some time to look over the fine print.
00:05:08I have the contracts here all ready to sign.
00:05:11Come here, babe.
00:05:16I can't even imagine the parties you had here growing up.
00:05:20You have no idea.
00:05:23I have a few.
00:05:25So, what should we do first?
00:05:29I have a few ideas in that department, too.
00:05:32But I'm afraid if we get started on those ideas, we won't get any ski runs in.
00:05:36Oh, we have time to get over to the mountain before it closes?
00:05:40Come here. This is the best part.
00:05:45We can ski on right from here?
00:05:47Not to the main mountain.
00:05:49But that's a private run just for us.
00:05:51For the other residents in the development.
00:05:53Oh, my God.
00:05:55I'm gonna call down and make sure they keep the lift open.
00:05:57And I have to check in with the office real quick.
00:06:00Why don't you go pick out a room for us?
00:06:02Upstairs?
00:06:04Wherever you want. Explore.
00:06:06But I think you'll find the master bedroom overlooking the valley doesn't suck that bad.
00:06:11I'll meet you downstairs in a bit.
00:06:15Okay.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:07:15Boo!
00:07:17I'm sorry. You scared me.
00:07:19Yeah, my dad nerds out hard on all this shit.
00:07:22What is all this?
00:07:24Oh, my name.
00:07:26Oh, my God.
00:07:28What is all this?
00:07:30Oh, my name.
00:07:32Oh, my God.
00:07:34Oh, my God.
00:07:36Oh, my God.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:40Oh, my God.
00:07:42Oh, my God.
00:07:43What is all this?
00:07:45Oh, mining antiquities he collects.
00:07:47The old nut loves the Americana of it all.
00:07:49I think it makes him feel more blue collar or something.
00:07:52Oh, yeah?
00:07:54And how's that working out for him?
00:07:56Hey, I think pretty well. You said so yourself.
00:07:59Why mining?
00:08:02Well, Snow Valley's an old mining town.
00:08:05This whole area's built on the old tunnels.
00:08:07They went bust at the turn of the century and this area got developed into a ski town.
00:08:14Think they skied?
00:08:17You kidding me?
00:08:19This dude was the first Olympic champ sponsored by Atomic.
00:08:26Speaking of, shall we?
00:08:44Honestly, I don't know why I was so cold in that roller rink that night,
00:08:48but when I bent over, it was like a winter storm system shot up my ass.
00:08:55I'm telling you, when you leaned over to tire skates,
00:08:58the sound your pants made when they ripped was etched in my mind forever.
00:09:03Hey, at least I saved the course.
00:09:05That you did.
00:09:07I'm sorry.
00:09:08The look on some of those kids' faces as your left butt cheek hung out as you skated was so funny.
00:09:13Cost of business of going commando. It ain't always pretty.
00:09:21What about me?
00:09:23What did you think?
00:09:25I mean, obviously you thought I was the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen.
00:09:29But when I skated up to you for the first time and introduced myself,
00:09:33I was like,
00:09:35But when I skated up to you for the first time and introduced myself...
00:09:39Honestly?
00:09:41Honestly.
00:09:43Well, I know I'm supposed to say something funny or cute, but...
00:09:48I was in love with you from the moment I set eyes on you.
00:09:52And actually, in that moment, I was pissed at myself for being such a showboat
00:09:56because I thought you'd think I was a clown.
00:09:59Oh, well, rest assured, I still very much think that.
00:10:02But...
00:10:05Who's here?
00:10:07Go have a look.
00:10:17Special delivery.
00:10:20Oh. Um, Heath, it's...
00:10:23One second, I don't have my wallet on me.
00:10:25It's on the house.
00:10:27Oh. Thank you.
00:10:29Have a nice night.
00:10:31You too.
00:10:35Thanks.
00:10:41Wait, how...
00:10:43Surprise!
00:10:45How did you...
00:10:47I made some moves with Goldbelly and the pizza place in town.
00:10:50Now, you might not count the night we shared a slice with my ass
00:10:53hanging out of my jeans our first date, but...
00:10:55I do.
00:10:57You are too much.
00:11:00Heath, I've been so swamped with my paper, I haven't even...
00:11:02Hey.
00:11:04Happy anniversary.
00:11:06Oh, my God. I love you.
00:11:08I love you too.
00:11:10And on top of this being our first anniversary,
00:11:13I not only want to celebrate that, but...
00:11:16kickstart another.
00:11:26Heath, stop.
00:11:28Open it.
00:11:33It was my grandmother's.
00:11:35Now, I'm not gonna try and top the pizza from the roller rink
00:11:38with anything too clever, because...
00:11:40I'm just gonna sound like a cheesedick.
00:11:42Come here.
00:11:44I fucking love you.
00:11:47And this has been the best year of my life.
00:11:50And, actually, there's a really bad storm coming in tomorrow.
00:11:54So if you say no, it could get awkward between us if we're stuck here.
00:11:57I can't lie.
00:12:00I like the sound of Laura Jacobson better than Laura Pell the first night I met you.
00:12:05So I guess the answer is yes.
00:12:08Come here.
00:12:27I love you.
00:12:57Are you here to save me?
00:13:27Are you here to save me?
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00:15:55Are you here to save me?
00:16:15Well?
00:16:17What are you waiting for?
00:16:19Show me the fucking rock, bitch.
00:16:22Ew.
00:16:23Seriously, show me the ring.
00:16:25It's his grandmother's, you douchebag.
00:16:27I'm kidding.
00:16:29I know, I love it.
00:16:31And I love how traditional and romantic he is.
00:16:35Shut up, Kiko.
00:16:37You know you live for the bling.
00:16:39You're right.
00:16:41But for you, I love it.
00:16:43Did he tell you what he did?
00:16:45Oh my god, it was so adorable.
00:16:47He came to see me and asked for my permission.
00:16:49Just like he would have done if mom and dad were still alive.
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:56What is wrong?
00:16:58Nothing is wrong.
00:17:00You have that Laura look.
00:17:03Everyone and their looks I have.
00:17:05Can I not just have a resting facial expression
00:17:07without people demanding an explanation?
00:17:09No.
00:17:11I'm your sister.
00:17:13What's up?
00:17:15You should just see this place.
00:17:18Bitch, I better see it.
00:17:20A lot.
00:17:22It's just their ski house and it's like a mansion.
00:17:26And you're complaining?
00:17:28Is it weird that I didn't know his family was this wealthy?
00:17:31Of course not.
00:17:33It means he's classy.
00:17:35And you might be the first woman in history
00:17:37to be bugging because her husband is loaded.
00:17:40Well, I'm not saying I'm mad and I get it.
00:17:43I just didn't know.
00:17:45You always do this.
00:17:47What?
00:17:49You talk yourself off a ledge whenever you're happy.
00:17:51I am so not on a ledge.
00:17:54Well, then this isn't me talking you off of one then.
00:17:58You work and study so hard.
00:18:01And the one night that I convince you to come out
00:18:03and get laid, you bag a unicorn.
00:18:06Because you fucking deserve it.
00:18:09You are the best, most caring person I know.
00:18:12But this is your much wiser, older sister
00:18:16telling you that everything is fine and then some.
00:18:21And that I'll always be jealous of you
00:18:23because everything about you is perfect
00:18:25because that's what you put out in the universe.
00:18:27Thanks, Oprah.
00:18:29Fuck you.
00:18:31Fuck you, too.
00:18:35Laura?
00:18:37Laura?
00:18:42I'll call you later. Someone's at the door.
00:18:45Okay, bye.
00:18:52Heath?
00:18:56One sec, I'm coming.
00:19:07Can I help you?
00:19:17It's you.
00:19:19Excuse me?
00:19:22How rude of me.
00:19:24I was looking for Heath.
00:19:27But now I'm reminded
00:19:29he did tell me he was having guests this weekend.
00:19:32Oh, it's just me. I'm the only guest.
00:19:37I'm sorry, who are you?
00:19:39I'm Ellen.
00:19:41I work for the Jacobsons.
00:19:43Oh.
00:19:45Apologies.
00:19:47You must think I'm quite the fool.
00:19:49But you see,
00:19:51I stepped out for some groceries
00:19:54and I left my keys in my room.
00:19:57Oh, you're staying here?
00:20:02I live here, darling.
00:20:04You were here last night?
00:20:08No, I slept outside.
00:20:14Of course I was here.
00:20:16Where else would I have been?
00:20:19Not to worry.
00:20:21I won't interrupt your little love nest.
00:20:25You'll likely never see me again.
00:20:28I'm sorry.
00:20:30I'm sorry.
00:20:31You'll likely never see me again.
00:20:35Dude, that's sick.
00:20:37All right, my brother, I'll hit you up mañana.
00:20:41Del posted on his socials about writing my board tomorrow
00:20:44and pre-orders are already rolling in.
00:20:47Did you ever think life could be this dope?
00:20:53What?
00:20:55Um...
00:20:57I just met Ellen.
00:20:58Oh, don't worry about her.
00:21:00She's just the help.
00:21:02Been with us for years.
00:21:04Just the help, got it.
00:21:06Forgive me, I didn't grow up in a 16-bedroom ski chalet.
00:21:09Neither did I.
00:21:11This is just where I'd come skiing sometimes.
00:21:13Come on, let's go.
00:21:14No, this isn't okay
00:21:16because I didn't know someone else was here last night
00:21:18and we weren't exactly being discreet out here.
00:21:20And even if we were,
00:21:22it might have been kind of nice to know
00:21:24someone else was at the house.
00:21:26Wait, sorry, that totally came out wrong.
00:21:29Sorry.
00:21:31I didn't think to say anything
00:21:33because I called and told her to take the weekend off
00:21:35and she said she had plans to go see her sister.
00:21:37Now, clearly that did not happen,
00:21:39but Ellen has her own apartment above the garage
00:21:41with its own entrance and everything
00:21:43and I'm gonna go tear her a new one
00:21:45for coming through that front door.
00:21:47No, I'm sorry.
00:21:49She forgot her keys.
00:21:51I was just caught off guard, that's all.
00:21:53You certainly don't need to tear her a new one.
00:21:55I was kidding about the new one.
00:21:56I'm tearing of it.
00:21:58Yeah, I know you are.
00:22:00But I think she made our bed,
00:22:02so maybe you could tell her
00:22:04she doesn't have to do that.
00:22:06No, I think I did.
00:22:08I've seen you make a bed, Heath.
00:22:10She definitely did.
00:22:12She's a housekeeper, it's in her DNA.
00:22:14I'm just gonna send her a text
00:22:16to tell her that she beat me to it.
00:22:18She profusely apologizes.
00:22:20She said she was gonna go
00:22:22to her sister's this weekend,
00:22:24but with this storm coming,
00:22:27Heath, I'm sorry.
00:22:29Don't be.
00:22:31I should have said something.
00:22:33I'm just happy and excited.
00:22:35So am I.
00:22:40And even more so
00:22:42because I have an entire weekend
00:22:44of the best skiing in the world
00:22:46with the best fiancee in the world.
00:22:48Should we invite Ellen?
00:22:50Yeah, Ellen's more of a sledder.
00:22:53Come on, let's go hit the slopes.
00:22:54♪ You caught me on the edge of suffering ♪
00:22:57♪ It showed me how to breathe ♪
00:23:00♪ Don't tell me it was all for nothing ♪
00:23:03♪ There's so much left to see ♪
00:23:05♪ The world outside is waiting ♪
00:23:08♪ And all I wanna see is green ♪
00:23:11♪ I feel your heartbeat next to me ♪
00:23:14♪ I just want you to know ♪
00:23:16♪ Just know that you're okay, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
00:23:20♪ Just know that you're okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
00:23:28♪ Sometimes you think the worst and you can't get out of your head ♪
00:23:33♪ You're wishing to be someone else in another kid's heartbed ♪
00:23:39♪ And I know, I know it's hard to look the other way ♪
00:23:44♪ When it's all that's on your mind ♪
00:23:46♪ It's a compromise when we draw the line ♪
00:23:49♪ When you don't know where to go ♪
00:23:51♪ And now you're just forgetting all of those things that have brought you down ♪
00:23:56♪ Let's take a ride in summertime and I'll be right there by your side displaying it all ♪
00:24:00♪ You know you're not okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
00:24:10Aw, that's sweet.
00:24:11John and Sarah sent us a cute note.
00:24:12Oh, they're the best.
00:24:25I recognize that guy.
00:24:26Don't worry about him, work's in development, I can tell you the driveway's heated.
00:24:32Hey pal, we're good, the driveway's heated, thanks.
00:24:37Storm's coming in.
00:24:38Yeah, we heard, the driveway's heated, like I've said about five times now.
00:24:45Storm's coming in!
00:24:49Yeah, we got the memo fucked hard and get off my property.
00:24:55I'm telling you, I recognize those guys.
00:24:57Yeah, so do I.
00:24:58They work for the development.
00:24:59Nice guys, usually, probably just, I am fucking cranked today.
00:25:02No, they're...
00:25:04What?
00:25:05Laura, wait!
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Laura, what's your deal?
00:25:33I swear I thought those guys were from the photo.
00:25:37Sorry, I'm crazy.
00:25:40No, it's fine, it's probably just the altitude, it messes with me too.
00:25:46It must be, I'm sorry.
00:25:49Don't be, are you kidding?
00:25:51Come on, you know what you need?
00:25:54The hot tub.
00:25:55Yes.
00:25:56Let's go.
00:25:57Surprise!
00:25:58Surprise!
00:25:59Thought I'd invite a few friends to help celebrate.
00:26:15Oh my God.
00:26:16Yeah, girl, I knew this day was coming.
00:26:20I've been manifesting so hard for you and Heath.
00:26:23Thank you so much, so happy you guys could make it.
00:26:26Congrats, my dude.
00:26:27Thanks, B.
00:26:28Interesting, you want to walk me through the pieces?
00:26:30Oh yeah, Izzy Miyake, get on the level, bro.
00:26:34If you say so.
00:26:36Best man right here.
00:26:37Brandon, so great to see you.
00:26:38And likewise, my lady, miracle we've made it with Crash Bandicoot driving.
00:26:43Yeah, once we made it through the storm, it was fine, but it was on our tails.
00:26:46They think access to the mountain's gonna be shut down by nine tonight.
00:26:49You know what that means?
00:26:50Unfortunately, I do.
00:26:54Powder paradise.
00:26:57There's such tools.
00:26:58Let me see it.
00:27:01Are you so happy?
00:27:02So much.
00:27:03And I'm so happy you guys are here.
00:27:05Now I know why you wanted to get so much food.
00:27:07Oh, sushi chef Laura is gonna light it the fuck up tonight.
00:27:11You're putting her to work in the kitchen on her engagement weekend?
00:27:13Um, no, I'm putting all of you to work because I'm teaching you all how to make sushi.
00:27:18Fun!
00:27:19Oh, dude, you know Del Evans?
00:27:22Not personally, no.
00:27:23He's running my new board tomorrow at the freestyle competition at Breckenridge.
00:27:26Look at that.
00:27:27That's right.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:29Guys, can we not bring business vibes into this?
00:27:31I think we're here to celebrate.
00:27:32Sure thing, boss.
00:27:33I'll get glasses.
00:27:34I'll roll with.
00:27:37And then we will all roll with to the hot tub.
00:27:39Oh my God.
00:27:42How amazing is this place?
00:27:44Still trying to wrap my mind around it.
00:27:48So much abundance.
00:27:51And a lot of room for kids to run around.
00:27:55Don't worry, G.
00:27:56My toast is gonna murder at the wedding, but tonight let's just get our motherfucking drink
00:28:01on.
00:28:02Okay?
00:28:03So, to the best couple I know, soon to be the best married couple I know.
00:28:07New moon blessings.
00:28:18What?
00:28:21Everything okay?
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:23What's up?
00:28:24Tastes fine.
00:28:27I wish it was the champagne.
00:28:29Whatever it is, Brandon, you can tell us.
00:28:31What?
00:28:32Yeah, I mean, come on, we're in a jacuzzi, dawg.
00:28:35We've got powder days and the forecast and enough sushi to feed an army.
00:28:39I mean, what could possibly be wrong?
00:28:43Ed knows about this weekend, and Ed being Ed, he's on his way here right now.
00:28:49What?
00:28:51Why are you telling me this?
00:28:52I just found out.
00:28:53I just got a text when we were driving up.
00:28:54Of course.
00:28:55Like, I can't think and drive at the same time.
00:28:57Right.
00:28:58That's not what I meant.
00:28:59I just know how you feel about Ed, and the storm was really bad, and I didn't want you
00:29:02to crash the car and kill us both.
00:29:05Wait.
00:29:06What?
00:29:07Who's Ed?
00:29:08I haven't told you about Ed?
00:29:11Uh, no.
00:29:14My mom tells his mom everything, and somehow he found out.
00:29:20Well, if it's a friend of yours, I'm sure we can, like you said, we have plenty of food.
00:29:25Food is not the solution.
00:29:26No, it is not.
00:29:28What's his deal?
00:29:29Nobody really knows, to be honest.
00:29:31I mean, he comes from a perfectly good family.
00:29:33My money is he got dropped on the head as a baby, and then picked up, and then dropped
00:29:36on his head again, and then again.
00:29:39His brother did say something once about his temporal lobe, whatever that is.
00:29:43It's part of his brain.
00:29:44Right.
00:29:45Uh, Ed doesn't really have a normal, uh, operating system.
00:29:49It's why he just assumes he's invited.
00:29:53The dude has, uh, his heart is strangely in the right place, I will say.
00:29:59What place is that?
00:30:00I don't know, he does, like, disaster relief, and shit like that, I don't know, like champagne
00:30:06shit.
00:30:10Will Ed be invited to the wedding?
00:30:13Our families are close.
00:30:14It's one of those bridges we would have to cross sooner or later, yeah.
00:30:18Is he bringing a girlfriend or a wife?
00:30:21Doubtful.
00:30:22Boyfriend?
00:30:23I actually think he banged a ladyboy in Thailand.
00:30:26Oh, whoa, dude, Ed gets girls.
00:30:29Fucks them on bathroom sinks, like he did with the caterer at our wedding while my grandmother
00:30:33was still using the toilet, like, terrified.
00:30:36Dude killed it on the dance floor that night.
00:30:38Oh, yes, he did.
00:30:39I remembered that.
00:30:40Are you guys serious right now?
00:30:41Hey, you're the manifestation coach, why don't you just will it away?
00:30:45Wait, you're what?
00:30:46A new project I'm working on that Brandon doesn't take seriously.
00:30:50Babe, I gave you the seed funding to get your app started, I was making a joke.
00:30:55Thank you for letting the whole world know that I can't do anything without your help.
00:30:59Guys, guys, it's my weekend.
00:31:02I mean, it's our weekend, but we're here to ski, eat, drink, and have fun.
00:31:08If Ed is what you say he is, we'll drink more.
00:31:12We're gonna need heroin.
00:31:14Yeah, like a lot of it.
00:31:16So, once you put your rice and fish in, you just sort of wet the seaweed like this.
00:31:39Then you roll it, push it down, roll it again, and voila.
00:31:48Voila.
00:31:50Guys, this storm is getting bad, they just closed the highway.
00:31:55Maybe Ed will have to turn back.
00:31:59Who's gonna have to turn back?
00:32:01Heathcliff?
00:32:03Edward.
00:32:05Where the fuck is everybody?
00:32:07I thought this was supposed to be a party.
00:32:09It just does, Ed.
00:32:11B-Man.
00:32:12Shit, I wasn't expecting to see you.
00:32:15Likewise.
00:32:16Yeah, that storm is no fucking joke though.
00:32:20Thank God airport security didn't find my little baby blow bullet.
00:32:24Shit was my north star throughout that storm.
00:32:27Pun in tindo.
00:32:29Ed, just spectacular outfit as always.
00:32:34Hey, look good?
00:32:35Feel good.
00:32:37Yeah, right.
00:32:38My brother.
00:32:40Got these threads at the Salt Lake City airport.
00:32:43Picked some chump's pocket while we were deboarding the plane.
00:32:46I'm sorry, but who the fuck stands up as soon as the plane lands?
00:32:51Um, do I fucking know you?
00:32:53Oh, I fucking know you.
00:32:56I got you, motherfucker!
00:32:59Come here, give me a hug, give me a hug.
00:33:01No, don't give me a hug, don't give me a hug.
00:33:02Fuck you.
00:33:04Where is this honey of yours, huh?
00:33:06Oh, my days.
00:33:09Bark, bark, bark!
00:33:11Well done, doggie, well done.
00:33:16Laura, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:33:19I'm Anna, Brandon's wife.
00:33:21We've met.
00:33:23Yeah, right, right.
00:33:25My bad, my bad.
00:33:26Fourth of July.
00:33:28Our wedding, yeah.
00:33:31Right, right.
00:33:34How's your grandma?
00:33:36She has some great memories with you.
00:33:38She's still taking a shit?
00:33:40You still fucking girls on sinks?
00:33:42It's still more sanitary than floors.
00:33:44It's really good to see you.
00:33:46Likewise.
00:33:47Ed, I'm Laura.
00:33:49I've heard so much about you.
00:33:51Oh, oh, now you, you are a keeper.
00:33:59Yes, beautiful and intelligent.
00:34:04So lovely to meet you.
00:34:07Ooh, what are you making?
00:34:12That is revolting.
00:34:14So I guess we can't interest you and make your own sushi night.
00:34:18Not unless Noble Matuhisa's the instructor, love.
00:34:22Hey, itadakimasu.
00:34:24Yeah, I'm gonna need some room for prep.
00:34:28I brought meats for days.
00:34:31You brought meats for days?
00:34:32Like on a plane?
00:34:35Well, you can put human remains in a checked bag these days.
00:34:39They're only looking for bombs.
00:34:42And cocaine, right through security.
00:34:45Cocaine.
00:34:46We love cocaine.
00:34:48Oh, speaking of.
00:34:52The bachelor party's all handled.
00:34:56Mitch locked down a guest house at one of Pablo Escobar's old ranches just outside of Medellin.
00:35:05Yeah, I guess you just tip these handlers a few Colombian pesos, then get you anything from a live panther to a trafficked human.
00:35:11Sorry to break up this riveting guy's weekend chit chat, but doesn't the best man usually handle that?
00:35:17I didn't make the plans because I'm some basic groomsman with nothing better to do with his life.
00:35:25Oh, my God!
00:35:26Seriously, you need to go on Lexapro again.
00:35:28He has a fucking gun!
00:35:30Dude, what the fuck?
00:35:31What? I'm in Utah.
00:35:34I can open carry as long as it's not loaded.
00:35:36You're in Snow Valley, Ed. You didn't need to come strapped.
00:35:38Hey, this is not the time in American history to be Second Amendment shaming anyone, Heath.
00:35:43Okay, copy that, but why did you feel the need to bring, like, a gat to, you know, a nice, safe house?
00:35:51Why don't you tell us what you love most about the United States Constitution, and then I'll go.
00:35:56Ready?
00:35:57No, not ready. This is a ski weekend. We're not discussing our favorite amendments.
00:36:02Ed, I love you, but the gun is going in the safe.
00:36:05I want to leave.
00:36:07You're not going to get anywhere on those roads without a snowcat, honey.
00:36:11Well, then we'll ski to a hotel.
00:36:14No, no, no, Lex.
00:36:16Oh, my lord, bless this house.
00:36:19If I'd have known I'd be here with all these snowflakes, I would have concealed carry at my 38.
00:36:25Fine.
00:36:26Hey, Ed, come on.
00:36:27Fine!
00:36:29I'll put it in the fucking safe.
00:36:32Fucking pussies.
00:36:35Lead the way.
00:36:47Why do you have a safe?
00:36:49Cash in hand in case anyone gets kidnapped.
00:36:52Who knows in these times.
00:36:54These times?
00:36:56Boy, you're worried about getting kidnapped, and I get shame for packing a little heat.
00:37:00Ed, it's going in the safe.
00:37:03Hand it over.
00:37:12And the clips.
00:37:16Really cooking my grits, Heath.
00:37:20And the holster.
00:37:22I want no memory of this.
00:37:25Well, good luck forgetting me.
00:37:30I'm unforgettable.
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:34I'm unforgettable, bitch.
00:37:47So it's called a sip and see.
00:37:49You know, you sip champagne, and everyone needs my sister's baby.
00:37:54I think my favorite thing about crypto is I literally just made 58k in the last 20 seconds.
00:37:59I think my favorite thing about crypto is I literally just made 58k in the last 20 seconds.
00:38:21Bon appetit.
00:38:23I gotta hand it to you, Ed. This looks and smells amazing.
00:38:28Just a heads up.
00:38:29Javelina's a gamey swine.
00:38:31You hunted this?
00:38:33I shot it rummaging through the trash in my dumpster.
00:38:36Oh, but be careful.
00:38:38I wasn't able to find the slug.
00:38:41Baby bites.
00:38:43Dumpster pig. Hmm.
00:38:45First time for everything.
00:38:47Tell me about yourself.
00:38:48You don't look like one of Heath's normal trust fund digger bitches.
00:38:54I appreciate your honesty, but the jury's still out on cutting a living.
00:38:58I'm a graduate student.
00:39:00Getting my doctorate.
00:39:01Oh, see? Didn't I tell you I could tell she was smart?
00:39:06Oh yeah, how's your... you're working on some crazy research paper, right?
00:39:10I'm sorry, Anna.
00:39:12We were talking.
00:39:14And where I'm from, when people are talking, you don't interrupt them.
00:39:18Oh yeah? Where's that, Ed?
00:39:20Hell?
00:39:21Let's dial back the hostility, please?
00:39:24Are you kidding me?
00:39:25I'm so sorry about her.
00:39:28As you were.
00:39:31So, I study abnormal child psychology.
00:39:34Wow.
00:39:36I must come in handy living with Heath.
00:39:38Fuck you.
00:39:41Oh, um, her paper just got published.
00:39:44Ooh, that is tight.
00:39:47Can I get it on Audible?
00:39:48No.
00:39:49And you wouldn't want to.
00:39:51It's a scholarly paper.
00:39:53Mostly circulates with professors and students.
00:39:55Try me.
00:39:56I love books.
00:39:58Romance, thriller, cottagecore.
00:40:01You name it, I have read it.
00:40:03You know, it has got some elements of a mystery.
00:40:06What is it?
00:40:09I study extrasensory perception in case studies of children with extreme developmental disabilities.
00:40:16Damn.
00:40:18Sounds trippy.
00:40:20Believe me, I know it's a lot to chew on.
00:40:23Extrasensory, like, psychic?
00:40:26To put it plainly, yes.
00:40:28Especially in extreme cases of autism and schizophrenia,
00:40:32the subjects I study are able to read symbols on cards without even seeing them.
00:40:37Telepathic communication isn't uncommon.
00:40:40And their ability to create images of people they've never even met,
00:40:46that we've linked to actual people,
00:40:49it's pretty wild.
00:40:51It's like The Shining?
00:40:53Kind of, yeah.
00:40:55It's still pretty fringe, and I'm not going on Joe Rogan anytime soon, but...
00:40:59Wait, this is what your paper's about?
00:41:01Fuckin' love Rogan.
00:41:03I've told you this, like, a hundred times.
00:41:05Are you kidding?
00:41:07Can they see dead people?
00:41:10All the time.
00:41:17You should have your patients come to this place.
00:41:20Has he told you about it?
00:41:22Here we go.
00:41:23Dude, we do not need to go there.
00:41:25Go where?
00:41:27Nothing, just the old mining history I was telling you about.
00:41:30Oh, then he definitely hasn't told you.
00:41:33Well, this weekend is just full of surprises.
00:41:36Ed, come on. We're here to celebrate our engagement.
00:41:39If he hasn't told you, then you definitely don't want to Google
00:41:43Snow Valley Insane Asylum.
00:41:48Please don't.
00:41:49I don't have my phone on me.
00:41:51Oh, my God.
00:41:52You know, you could have listened to the part where he's politely asked you to not Google this.
00:41:56This is so fucked up.
00:41:58What?
00:41:59An old mine shaft that they use as, like, a makeshift sanitarium for the mentally ill.
00:42:04There was an explosion and they all burned to death.
00:42:07Yeah, great dinner talk.
00:42:09Anything's better than listening to Ed.
00:42:12Look, it was a long time ago.
00:42:14People did a lot of fucked up shit.
00:42:16Fortunately, the state of Utah Department of Mental Health and Science has come a long way since then.
00:42:20Yeah, but that story is true.
00:42:24And that nut house was a part of the East McGovern shaft that ran right beneath our feet.
00:42:32Our buddy Clay heard some screams and shit down in the basement when we were in high school.
00:42:46Cries that could only be tortured souls of the mentally ill patients that were incinerated.
00:42:57All trapped.
00:43:02Burned to death.
00:43:05Right beneath this house.
00:43:09All right, dude, we get it.
00:43:12Do you, though?
00:43:14The most horrific part?
00:43:17They all could have been saved.
00:43:22All the other miners were rescued and from much deeper tunnels.
00:43:28They purposely let them burn.
00:43:33That kind of energy never rests peacefully.
00:43:36They purposely let them burn.
00:43:41That kind of energy never rests peacefully.
00:43:44How could anyone just dump their kids in a mine shaft?
00:43:48It happens more than you think.
00:43:51I mean, not in mine shafts, but we've supervised cases of mentally ill kids being abandoned all the time.
00:43:59If it feeds your intrigue, I thought I heard something strange last night.
00:44:04Yeah, dude, we talked about this.
00:44:06The anniversary of the explosion is tonight.
00:44:11Tonight, January 14th.
00:44:14Did you know this?
00:44:15Of course I didn't. And even if I did, why would it matter?
00:44:20Don't you remember how batshit everyone started acting the last time we partied here on the anniversary?
00:44:24Everyone was on shrooms.
00:44:26Even still, I thought it was grim you picked the anniversary of the incineration to have your engagement weekend.
00:44:32But it was a surprise, so...
00:44:35A surprise that you weren't invited to.
00:44:38Not invited?
00:44:40Not invited.
00:44:41Anna.
00:44:44No one else wants to stand up to you. You weren't invited.
00:44:48Is this true?
00:44:51Yeah. It's true.
00:44:54Eve?
00:44:56Ed.
00:44:57Was I not invited?
00:44:58You're always welcome. You know that.
00:45:01But, I mean, yeah, this was supposed to be a couple's weekend.
00:45:06I... I would have brought a date had I known, but...
00:45:13Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:17I'm... I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna go.
00:45:22Dude, you're not driving in this weather. I don't care how much cocaine you brought.
00:45:26No, I'm just gonna turn in.
00:45:30Great. And leave us to clean up your pig slaughter.
00:45:33Don't worry about that. Ellen will do it tomorrow.
00:45:36Seriously?
00:45:38I'm just gonna go to bed.
00:45:40Ed, wait. Come on.
00:45:43We're gonna finish this amazing dinner, and then go have a tournament on the golf simulator.
00:45:49You all go play. I won't be able to focus on my game.
00:45:55I know when I'm not wanted!
00:45:58Clearly you don't.
00:46:00You've got to stop.
00:46:02Ow! Brandon, you're hurting my arm.
00:46:04I'm sorry, but this is bad.
00:46:06What do you mean?
00:46:07When he gets emotional like this about not feeling wanted, it's third grade birthday shit, but it's his kryptonite.
00:46:13Hence why he would always just assume he's invited.
00:46:16I should have said something earlier, but bad things can happen.
00:46:21And why'd you have to be so harsh?
00:46:23We're talking about an uninvited guest who brought a gun to a ski weekend.
00:46:27Yeah, I know. I know that. But he's here, and you just made it worse.
00:46:32Okay, how bad are we talking?
00:46:34Bad. Yeah.
00:46:35You have to apologize to Anna.
00:46:37To keep the vibe good.
00:46:39When was it good?
00:46:40Level. Look, it'll mean a lot if you do.
00:46:43We've seen this before. An apology goes a long way with that.
00:46:46Fine. In the interest of the vibe, I will go apologize to your psychotic friend.
00:46:55Golf simulator. Now.
00:47:03Woo-hoo! Put me down for birdie.
00:47:07Put you down for bogey. Put me down for hole-in-one.
00:47:11I'm telling you, dude. She could be on the tour.
00:47:14Tour s'more. Here's $8,000 in golf lessons for free.
00:47:23Fuck! That better be a call from the Pope.
00:47:26Even better. Del Evans.
00:47:28Deli boy, que pasa mi primo amigo?
00:47:32No bueno, amigo.
00:47:34Uh, what do you mean, no bueno, mi amigo?
00:47:38What happened?
00:47:39Like I said, no bueno.
00:47:41All right, stop speaking Spanish. What the fuck happened?
00:47:44He.
00:47:45I went down on, like, the second error of the trial run.
00:47:48So you can't ride my board tomorrow?
00:47:50Dude, I can't ride any board for, like, six months, let alone yours.
00:47:55I just called because you're my bro, and I think there's something wrong with the bindings.
00:48:00No, no, no. Nothing's wrong with the bindings.
00:48:02Factory checked them and gave them the thumbs up.
00:48:05Something's clearly wrong with your ability to ride a snowboard.
00:48:08You have any idea how hard you just fucked me?
00:48:12Bro, dude, chill.
00:48:14Oh, no, fuck you!
00:48:17Fuck!
00:48:28What is wrong with you?
00:48:31This is so bad.
00:48:35Yeah, for Del, he can't walk.
00:48:37What about me, Laura?
00:48:40This is the first thing I've ever done that anybody's ever taken me seriously for.
00:48:45Do you have any idea how much I put into this?
00:48:47Well, of course I do.
00:48:49And I'm sure he does as well.
00:48:52So maybe if you just took a sec, you could call him back and apologize.
00:48:58No, you're right. He does know.
00:49:01I'm gonna go get my iPad and make it crystal fucking clear that he needs to ride my board tomorrow.
00:49:06Did you not...
00:49:10Heath?
00:49:11What?
00:49:12The mining axe that was on the wall.
00:49:17Yeah, that's weird.
00:49:20Collected it?
00:49:22Yeah.
00:49:23Yeah, that's weird.
00:49:26Collecting axes is definitely fucking weird.
00:49:29It's missing. And please don't tell me it's the altitude playing tricks on me.
00:49:33No, you're right. Don't worry, this is just Ed messing with us.
00:49:37Ed 101.
00:49:39Oh, great. The guy who brought the gun now has an axe.
00:49:42Where are they, anyway?
00:49:44Anna?
00:49:46Which room did Ed take?
00:49:47Did he take one? I didn't see.
00:49:50Me neither. I haven't seen him since he brought in the pig.
00:49:53Okay. You guys go find them. I'm gonna go get the iPad.
00:50:00Shit.
00:50:01Wow, great leadership.
00:50:06You okay? What happened?
00:50:11I don't know. It's like someone just ran past and whacked me with a lacrosse stick.
00:50:15It's probably just a draft from the window.
00:50:17It was not a draft.
00:50:18But it probably was.
00:50:20Come on. There's some flashlights and shit in the storage closet.
00:50:24Let's go.
00:50:26Fuck.
00:50:31Ed, if you're playing games, this isn't funny.
00:50:36Something tells me that if Ed was playing a game, it wouldn't be one we would think is funny.
00:50:40Quick study.
00:50:44Did you hear that?
00:50:46Uh, no.
00:50:47It was like a little boy laughing.
00:50:49Like I heard the other night.
00:50:55It's just the wind, babe.
00:50:56You really need to learn to differentiate the two.
00:51:06Let's just get upstairs so I can get my iPad and FaceTime with Del.
00:51:10Shouldn't we find Ed and Anna?
00:51:12In theory, yes.
00:51:13I just need to get this binding issue out of this stoner fuck's head before he tells someone with a brain that could sue me.
00:51:18Heath, Jesus.
00:51:19No, I'm sorry, but this could be bad for the both of us, okay?
00:51:22Guys, it's gonna be fine.
00:51:24If I get sued off my first snowboard, it's not gonna be fine.
00:51:30Was that a gun?
00:51:31Sure sounded like it.
00:51:33I thought you locked it in the safe.
00:51:35I did, but not every gun in existence.
00:51:37Should we call the police?
00:51:40I ain't got no bars.
00:51:42Don't sweat it. This is just Ed being Ed.
00:51:44I'm starting to think Ed belongs in jail.
00:51:49That was Anna.
00:51:50Anna?
00:51:51Anna?
00:52:08What are you gonna do with that, Tiger?
00:52:10Your golf pro teach you how to spar too?
00:52:13I have a black belt in Aikido.
00:52:19Anna?
00:52:21Anna?
00:52:32Now, clench the anus.
00:52:34Squeeze.
00:52:36Feel that energy just blast up the base of the spine.
00:52:39What the fuck?
00:52:40Into your third eye.
00:52:42A little privacy, please.
00:52:47What the fuck?
00:52:48What's your problem, Ace?
00:52:50What's my problem?
00:52:51This isn't what it looks like.
00:52:53Well, sure as fuck doesn't look like an apology.
00:52:55I'm doing you a solid, Chief.
00:52:57Anna's chakras are all clogged up from the negative aspects of your relationship.
00:53:02He's right, Brandon.
00:53:04Our relationship has issues.
00:53:06I know, baby, but this?
00:53:08This is a powerful release, B-man.
00:53:13And until you learn how to support this beautiful, beautiful woman
00:53:17through manifestation, coaching, business,
00:53:19without it triggering your need for belittlement or control,
00:53:24your relationship will remain in stagnation, my friend.
00:53:27But, baby, you hate it.
00:53:31I mean, upstairs.
00:53:33How?
00:53:34I don't know. We just...
00:53:36We connected.
00:53:37I don't know how to explain it.
00:53:39You know, I walked in, and there was sage burning,
00:53:41and we started talking about energy, and...
00:53:43I took you on five days before we slept together.
00:53:45Twenty before we did any butt stuff.
00:53:47A little sage and some energy talk,
00:53:49and it's walking through the back door!
00:53:51No.
00:53:52No, no, no, Brandon.
00:53:53You have this all wrong.
00:53:55Dude, there was no meat on bun contact, bro.
00:53:59I walked in on you,
00:54:00laid down doggy on my wife,
00:54:02telling her to clench her anus.
00:54:03Dude, it's a breathing technique to move the kundalini up the spine.
00:54:08Fucking what? What the fuck are you talking about?
00:54:10If you took any interest in my yoga practice, you'd know.
00:54:13But you don't.
00:54:14Case in point.
00:54:16When you clench the muscles around the genitals,
00:54:18sphincter, and sit bone...
00:54:19Leave my wife's shit bone out of this!
00:54:21Sit bone.
00:54:22It's the perineum, bro. Okay?
00:54:25It's where the serpent's coiled at the base of the spine.
00:54:28If you want to continue pleasing a woman like this,
00:54:30you really need to study on this stuff, Joe.
00:54:32I'll show you where the serpent's coiled, you sick fuck!
00:54:35And I'm done paying for your yoga!
00:54:40Is he okay?
00:54:41Is he breathing?
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Good. He'll be fine.
00:54:49He'll wake up in about 20 minutes
00:54:51in a state of calm, much more open to receiving.
00:54:55Hey, you have nothing to be ashamed of, love.
00:54:58He'll understand.
00:54:59Ed, where is your gun?
00:55:02What are you talking about?
00:55:03You were not just firing. You're a gun.
00:55:06Doing a healing?
00:55:07I would never pervert such a sacred act
00:55:10with an instrument of violence, Heath.
00:55:12Did you bring another gun?
00:55:14I'm on a ski trip.
00:55:15Why would I need two guns?
00:55:18Yep, that was a Glock 19.
00:55:20Same as mine.
00:55:21It's a pretty popular pistol,
00:55:22but my bet is that someone broke into your safe, Heath.
00:55:25Could it be Ellen?
00:55:27Ellen's not much of a gunslinger.
00:55:29Who is Ellen?
00:55:30Oh, don't worry about Ellen. She's just the help.
00:55:34To overcome the beast,
00:55:36we must become the beast!
00:55:39Become the beast!
00:55:43All right, let's just get out of here.
00:55:45What about Brandon?
00:55:46What about him?
00:55:48We can't just leave him here with his head dangling off the bed.
00:55:51I got a bad back,
00:55:52so unless Heath here wants to hoist him over his shoulder
00:55:55and carry him out via non-casualty stuff,
00:55:57we're just gonna have to dump him and run.
00:56:00Okay, yeah, we might be surrounded.
00:56:01We gotta check the safe for my piece.
00:56:03You guys go ahead.
00:56:04I'm just gonna stay here with Brandon.
00:56:06I would have loved to have finished our session.
00:56:11I know we have our issues,
00:56:13but as soon as I saw his reaction,
00:56:17I knew that he really loved me,
00:56:19so this is our journey now.
00:56:23Well, if you ever find yourself in Miami,
00:56:26don't be a stranger.
00:56:27Open up. Let's go.
00:56:30Let's move out.
00:56:33Who else has the combo?
00:56:35Only my dad.
00:56:37You saw that I locked it.
00:56:39I saw that you closed it.
00:56:41No, I definitely locked it.
00:56:45Well, maybe the individual
00:56:48who lit this glorious, roaring fire could clue us in.
00:56:52Guys, let's just get out, get to a neighbor's.
00:56:54Maybe someone has a phone we can call the police.
00:56:56Fuck!
00:56:58Fucking dad.
00:57:00Fucking dad.
00:57:11Yeah, I definitely just heard that little fucker too.
00:57:14I'm telling you, I think there's a little boy here.
00:57:18And don't tell me it's the wind.
00:57:20You're both crazy.
00:57:23Are we, though?
00:57:25Okay, now it's further away.
00:57:28Come on. Let's go.
00:57:40Come on.
00:57:45I like this kid.
00:57:49Get down, get down.
00:57:51Did you lock the door?
00:57:53Of course I locked the door.
00:57:55The Empress' last psychopath with a gun.
00:58:01Oh, dope.
00:58:03Movie night.
00:58:10It's the guys from the photo, from the driveway.
00:58:13Can't say I've seen that one.
00:58:15Good flick?
00:58:19Ellen, what the fuck is going on?
00:58:21Your brother has escaped.
00:58:24What?
00:58:26This doesn't concern you.
00:58:28You just said that someone escaped.
00:58:30And you have a brother?
00:58:32It's Ellen's run she had with my dad.
00:58:34It's not like a real brother.
00:58:35Oh, word.
00:58:37I didn't know Big Mike had a Schwarzenegger baby.
00:58:40How could you let this happen?
00:58:42He must have gotten out when I went to check the fuse box.
00:58:46And where is it exactly that you've been keeping him?
00:58:49Laura, it's for his own good. Don't overthink this.
00:58:51No, Heath.
00:58:53Your overthinking has officially ended.
00:58:55He's a total trainwreck, babe.
00:58:57He hasn't spoken a word since he was born.
00:58:59He has violent tendencies, and...
00:59:01And might have a gun.
00:59:03And I'm sorry, trainwreck?
00:59:05Look, I know you have a soft spot for these types,
00:59:07but I'm telling you, this is different.
00:59:09I work with kids like this.
00:59:11How could you not tell me?
00:59:13For this exact reason, because I knew you'd overreact.
00:59:15And if any of this ever got out, my dad's reputation would be ruined.
00:59:18Fuck your dad.
00:59:19We need to help him before he hurts himself, or one of us.
00:59:22Yes, finally, Ed.
00:59:24You've said something I can get behind.
00:59:26Oh, you can get behind my dad locking me in a shed for a week
00:59:30and feeding me dog food?
00:59:32You see, best not to meddle in affairs
00:59:34that are none of your fucking business!
00:59:37I hear you loud and clear,
00:59:40but right now,
00:59:42a mentally disabled child is loose in a house with a gun.
00:59:46It's my fucking business.
00:59:53Ellen, I study abnormal child psychology.
00:59:57What is his condition?
00:59:59His condition is in perfectly good hands with his mother!
01:00:05Mother knows best.
01:00:07Brian!
01:00:12Don't be afraid.
01:00:15I'm sorry!
01:00:18These people have upset you.
01:00:20These people have upset you.
01:00:23But your mother is here
01:00:26to make everything better.
01:00:33How could you leave a loaded gun out in the open?
01:00:37I put it in the safe and locked it.
01:00:39Nobody else has the combination, Ellen.
01:00:43Well, then.
01:00:45Well, then what?
01:00:47I believe those beneath...
01:00:53may be having a bit of fun with us.
01:00:57Y'all really gotta plan your ski weekends
01:00:59around this one from now on, buddy.
01:01:02Shut up, Ed.
01:01:04I think I heard him the other night.
01:01:08I think I heard him the other night.
01:01:11Are you here to save me?
01:01:14Ellen, I know this will sound crazy,
01:01:16but I study this phenomenon,
01:01:18and I think your son was trying to contact me.
01:01:20I can help you.
01:01:21Oh, my God.
01:01:22This is not the time to start spinning your wheels
01:01:24on your psychic retard theories.
01:01:27We just gotta find this kid and get him back to his room.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:34It's all making sense now.
01:01:37You've come here to take my boy, haven't you?
01:01:41What? Of course not. I just want to help.
01:01:44Ellen, stop!
01:01:46Laura, run!
01:01:48Laura, chill.
01:01:50We've gotta set her straight before she gets away!
01:01:52Ellen, you hurt my face.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:58Oh, Laura!
01:02:02Ha-ha!
01:02:14Pete, where the fuck is he?
01:02:28Ellen and I just want to talk to you.
01:02:50Damn it.
01:02:57Shit.
01:03:15Are you here to save me?
01:03:22Are you here to save me?
01:03:27Are you here to save me?
01:03:39Yes.
01:03:41Yes.
01:03:43Ryan?
01:03:45If that's you,
01:03:48I can hear you.
01:03:51I can help you.
01:03:55I can save you...
01:03:58if you'll let me.
01:04:03You can trust me, Brian.
01:04:06I think you know that.
01:04:09I heard you the other night as well,
01:04:12when you asked if I was going to help you.
01:04:15I'm not going to help you.
01:04:18I'm not going to help you.
01:04:21I'm not going to help you.
01:04:24I'm not going to help you.
01:04:27I'm not going to help you.
01:04:30I heard you the other night as well,
01:04:33when you asked if I was here to save you.
01:04:37And I wasn't sure what was happening.
01:04:40But now I do.
01:04:43And I believe you have great powers.
01:04:48Just please use them to let me help you.
01:04:53You don't have to hurt anyone.
01:04:57I can hear you if you speak to me.
01:05:00Where are you, and I'll come to you.
01:05:04I'll help get you to a place where people understand you
01:05:08and can help care for you.
01:05:11Would you like to come play with me in my room?
01:05:15Yes. Yes, Brian.
01:05:18I'll meet you in your room.
01:05:28I'm coming in, Brian.
01:05:31Please put the gun down,
01:05:34and we'll leave here together.
01:05:57Please put the gun down.
01:06:27Mama, no!
01:06:30Brian!
01:06:33You think she's going to let you go?
01:06:37She won't.
01:06:40I'm going to get you out of here,
01:06:43and I'm going to get you out of here.
01:06:47I'm going to get you out of here.
01:06:50I'm going to get you out of here.
01:06:53I'm going to get you out of here.
01:06:56You think she's going to help you,
01:07:00but she's only going to take you away from me.
01:07:04I'm the only one
01:07:07who truly understands
01:07:11what's best for you.
01:07:22Chin up, little man.
01:07:24I got two on this bitch as well.
01:07:36Hands up, fuckstick.
01:07:38Get down on your fucking knees.
01:07:42You too, ex-lady.
01:07:44I thought you said you only brought one gun.
01:07:47I lied.
01:07:49I always keep two in the coat.
01:07:55Your people have gone away for a very, very long time.
01:08:01And you can give this back to Grandma.
01:08:05Yeah.
01:08:24Are you seriously this emotionally invested
01:08:29in this stupid puzzle?
01:08:32I'm not.
01:08:34I'm not.
01:08:36I'm not.
01:08:38I'm not.
01:08:40I'm not.
01:08:42I'm not.
01:08:44I'm not.
01:08:46I'm not.
01:08:48I'm not.
01:08:50I'm not.
01:08:53Do you ever remember things about our childhood?
01:08:57I remember being children.
01:09:00No, like, weird things that you can't explain.
01:09:04I don't remember being able to explain a lot of things as a kid
01:09:08because I was a kid.
01:09:10Forget it. I just...
01:09:13I'm involved in this study at school,
01:09:16and ever since I started,
01:09:18I've been having, like, deja vu,
01:09:21and I can't tell if I'm uncovering repressed memories
01:09:26or I'm just convincing myself
01:09:28that I'm experiencing what I'm studying.
01:09:32I don't mean to freak you out, but...
01:09:37Do you ever remember hearing Mom and Dad talking to us
01:09:41after they died?
01:09:43Or you and I communicating without using words?
01:09:49Okay, you need to catch some dick harder than any woman
01:09:52in the history of Friday night.
01:09:55There's this guy Heath that I'm dying for you to meet.
01:09:58He's single and ready to mingle.
01:10:01I know you wanted to just get away and have a chill weekend,
01:10:05but my girl's having a Boogie Nights birthday bash
01:10:08down at the roller skating rink tonight,
01:10:10and you and I are fucking going.
01:10:12And that's final.
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