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00:00Thank you very much.
00:24.
00:30.
00:45.
00:50.
00:55.
00:59.
01:04.
01:05.
01:06.
01:10I don't have a good memory. I don't think I can remember it.
01:13Thank you. I wish you a happy day.
01:16Thank you.
01:19I'm in a hurry. I'm leaving. Bye.
01:21Bye.
01:24Hello.
01:25We are Street Q&A.
01:27Just ask you a few questions.
01:28Then there will be a small gift.
01:30No problem.
01:31What's your favorite color?
01:33Blue.
01:34Favorite fruit?
01:36Orange.
01:37Favorite movie?
01:39The Time Traveler by Richard Curtis.
01:42The last question.
01:44If you meet someone you have a crush on for a long time,
01:46what would you say first?
01:49I don't think she remembers me.
01:53Thank you for your participation.
01:55This is a small gift.
02:01They are a perfect match.
02:03Yes. It's like shooting a TV series.
02:05It would be great if they met each other.
02:07Yes.
02:37I don't think she remembers me.
02:39This is a small gift.
02:40Thank you.
02:41Thanks.
02:42You are welcome.
03:06You have heard my situation.
03:07I think it's necessary for me to tell you in person that I plan to get married as soon as possible.
03:15After all, you and I are not young anymore.
03:18You haven't bought a house yet, right?
03:20After we get married, the house in my second ring can be our wedding house.
03:25We can save some money on our income and mortgage.
03:29Besides, I'm a gentle and considerate person.
03:35I believe I can be a good father.
03:39I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry.
03:41What's wrong with you?
03:42I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
03:43Can you pay attention?
03:44Can you touch this?
03:46I'm sorry, sir.
03:47I hate touching.
03:49I'm really sorry.
04:00I don't think you're wearing glasses.
04:02I think you're in a state of mind.
04:03This state of mind is inherited.
04:05My degree is relatively high.
04:07If you have a state of mind again, the child's degree will be too high.
04:14I'm really in a state of mind.
04:16And the degree is quite high.
04:19I didn't see your gentleness and consideration.
04:23I have something to do in my company, so I'll go first.
04:25You eat slowly.
04:26I hope we won't contact again after that.
04:32Okay.
04:38Is your hand okay?
04:40I'll add another ice cube.
04:41You freeze it.
04:42Don't bubble.
04:43It's okay. It's okay.
04:44I just need to rinse it with cold water.
04:46Hello, please add an ice cube.
04:47Thank you.
04:48Okay.
04:49Thank you.
04:51Why did you come back so suddenly today?
04:53Why didn't you tell me in advance?
04:55I was going to pick you up.
04:57You just came back.
04:58I'm afraid you have a lot of things to do.
05:00What can I do?
05:02I just want to fight with my dad.
05:04Did your aunt come back with you?
05:06I came back first.
05:08I have a lot of projects to do recently.
05:10What about the cat?
05:11Your cat hasn't come back yet?
05:13It's back.
05:14It's sleeping in the room.
05:17How long are you going to stay this time?
05:20I applied for a transfer.
05:21I won't go back.
05:24You won't go back?
05:27Let's go to eat.
05:29What?
05:30Are you crazy again?
05:32How many times have you done this?
05:35Mom, keep your voice down.
05:37I told you I didn't want to go on a blind date.
05:39You insisted on coming to me.
05:41You can't blame me.
05:42Who else can I blame but you?
05:43My other friends have become grandparents.
05:46I haven't even seen a woman's portrait yet.
05:48Who else can I blame?
05:49Mom.
05:50Mom, you're looking for me, too.
05:51I'll hang up first.
05:55If I remember correctly,
05:57this is your sixth blind date, right?
06:00You won't be hurt by that scumbag
06:02and have psychological trauma, right?
06:06In your heart,
06:07I'm the love brain that can't forget about cheating.
06:10Of course not.
06:12But you've seen so many guys.
06:14You're not satisfied with any of them.
06:16It's not that I'm going out to buy something.
06:18I just need a good one.
06:20I don't need to like it very much.
06:21Besides, they don't like me.
06:23They just think I'm suitable.
06:28When you're in a relationship after graduation,
06:30it's hard to think about being together
06:32just because you like him.
06:35Speaking of liking someone,
06:37it's the simplest thing when you're a student.
06:39Do you remember the one in high school?
06:43What's his name?
06:44The one you like.
06:46Which one?
06:47Why is it so long?
06:49The one who sat at the same table with you.
06:52Are you working or going to work tomorrow?
06:56I'm going to work tomorrow.
06:58So soon?
06:59Your boss is so cruel.
07:00He won't let you take a breath.
07:02I took the initiative.
07:04I guessed you took the initiative.
07:05But I didn't ask.
07:06You said we were two extremes.
07:08If my dad had a son like you,
07:10he would be filial even in his dream.
07:14My dad asked me to go to his company for a few days.
07:18I think my good days are coming to an end.
07:21If he wants you to go, you go.
07:23I'll introduce you.
07:26Good morning.
07:28Hello.
07:29Check, please.
07:32Xie Shi?
07:34It's been so many years.
07:35I've forgotten what he looks like.
07:37But now he's standing in front of me.
07:38I don't know him.
07:53What are you looking at?
07:55Nothing.
07:57I feel a little familiar.
07:59Come on, let's drink.
08:13What's the smell?
08:26What?
08:36The wine spilled on the sofa just now.
08:37I wiped the sofa.
08:39I thought it was my blanket.
08:42The colors of the two blankets are different.
08:44If you want to use mine, you can use it.
08:45Isn't it just a blanket?
08:47Is it necessary?
08:56Yes.
09:08The project meeting tomorrow is very important.
09:10Don't be late.
09:11Come early and get ready.
09:12Roger that.
09:13One.
09:14Okay.
09:25I'm done.
09:26I'm done.
09:27I'm done.
09:28I'm done.
09:29I'm done.
09:30I'm done.
09:31I'm done.
09:32I'm done.
09:33I'm done.
09:34I'm done.
09:35I'm done.
09:36I'm done.
09:37I'm done.
09:38What are you doing?
09:39You scared me.
09:40This.
09:41I'll get a new one.
09:42The proposal.
09:43The team leader was right yesterday.
09:44Don't give me this.
09:45No.
09:46This is the black body of the fifth body.
09:47Do you understand?
09:50Last year, there was a project meeting with their company.
09:52You weren't there.
09:53At the meeting, they found that there was a standard symbol on the PowerPoint.
09:56I don't want to experience that atmosphere again.
09:59I heard that there is a new director now.
10:02He is in charge of certification.
10:04He is very good at business.
10:05Anyway, he can't be treated like an ordinary person.
10:07Hurry up.
10:08Okay.
10:09What time is it?
10:10Nine fifty-two.
10:11Why are you still coughing?
10:13This one.
10:14This one.
10:19Air conditioner.
10:21This one.
10:22This one.
10:24Where is it?
10:25In my hand.
10:27In my hand.
10:29In my hand.
10:31I'll try to see if you have an eye patch.
10:34Okay.
10:35Get ready.
10:36Be good.
10:39Why do I feel that Team Leader Liao is different from usual?
10:43Come in.
10:44Come.
10:52Hello, Director Jiang.
10:53This way, please.
10:54Xie Shi?
10:59Everyone, please be quiet.
11:01This is our new transfer student, Xie Shi.
11:05I hope everyone can get along well.
11:12Hello, everyone.
11:13I am Xie Shi.
11:14I am the new transfer student.
11:16I am the new transfer student.
11:18I am the new transfer student.
11:20Hello, everyone.
11:21I am Xie Shi.
11:29Is that the Director Jiang you were talking about?
11:32That's him.
11:35Like is the world's largest
11:37e-commerce platform for life services.
11:40Among them,
11:41the number of homestay businesses in the world
11:43has exceeded a million.
11:45In our cooperation last year,
11:47in October,
11:48the star housing project
11:49had more than 20 million views on the Internet.
11:52So this summer,
11:53we will continue to invite stars to participate in the design.
11:56Not only that,
11:57we will also invite fans and stars
12:00to interact with each other.
12:02Think about it.
12:03Who doesn't want to have a candlelight dinner
12:05with their favorite star?
12:06Right?
12:08The star housing project
12:09has indeed achieved some results.
12:11But...
12:13But since last year,
12:15there are too many such marketing methods on the market.
12:19I hope I can hear
12:20some new marketing plans this year.
12:23Director Liao.
12:25What do you think of Like's age group?
12:28We did a data analysis.
12:30According to last year's data,
12:32the age group is basically below 35 years old.
12:35And especially between 26 and 30 years old,
12:38the search volume and conversion rate are the highest.
12:40So this group
12:42deserves to be our target customer.
12:45Is there anyone between 26 and 30 years old?
12:54Do you think what Director Liao just said
12:56matches your demand?
13:13Ahem.
13:14Actually,
13:15we also have plan B.
13:17Deeply tie the IP of the variety show
13:19to nominate some satisfaction matching.
13:22Let the guests live in...
13:23Last year, we nominated the journey of the next stop.
13:26But the result is not ideal.
13:33Hu Bin Middle Road.
13:34There is another coffee shop opening this month.
13:36There are two osmanthus trees at the door.
13:38The color is very similar to their takeout cup.
13:40And the day before yesterday,
13:41a new cake shop opened downstairs.
13:43There is a super big rabbit doll at the door.
13:46It's...
13:47this one.
13:51Our favorite thing on weekends is playing cards.
13:54At our age,
13:55we want to take pictures of fresh and beautiful things
13:58and share them in various ways.
14:00So...
14:01our plan C
14:03is to discover the social attributes of Like.
14:06Encourage everyone to play the card-themed B&B.
14:08Let B&B become a way of life.
14:13Compared to the previous two plans,
14:15I'm more interested in this one.
14:19Then I'll trouble this...
14:23Xu Mu.
14:27Then I'll trouble Miss Xu
14:29to change Plan C again.
14:32Director Jiang.
14:35I'll drive first.
14:41Director Jiang,
14:42I have a personal question to ask you.
14:47Do you know Xie Shi?
14:57Yes.
14:58I know Xie Shi.
15:01I saw you at the meeting just now.
15:03I think you look a lot like my high school classmate.
15:05So I came to ask.
15:07Do you think I am?
15:11I don't think so.
15:12Now, when I see you up close,
15:14you are much more handsome than him.
15:15I didn't see it clearly.
15:19High school classmate?
15:21How many years has it been?
15:22What does he look like?
15:24It's normal if you can't recognize him.
15:30Why do I feel that this tone and words are so familiar?
15:39Do you have a photo of Jiangzhou?
15:40Let me see.
15:42I didn't find it on the Internet.
15:44But it's really too similar.
15:46Jiangzhou is simply the twin brother of Xie Shi
15:48who has been missing for many years.
15:51I think it's a coincidence.
15:53I haven't seen him for ten years.
15:54He must have been in Jiangzhou for a long time.
15:56I think it's a coincidence.
15:58I haven't seen him for ten years.
15:59He must have changed.
16:01You put my high school photo here.
16:03Compared with now,
16:04I can't tell that he is the same person.
16:07Xie Shi must be the same.
16:09Maybe he has changed from Xie Shi to Xie Ding.
16:13How can you recognize him at a glance?
16:15He just looks like him.
16:18That's what you said.
16:20But...
16:21But what?
16:22If you are really curious,
16:24don't you have a meeting in their company tomorrow?
16:26Take a photo of him and give it to me.
16:28I'll ask him for you.
16:31OK.
16:34The above is my complete idea of this project.
16:37And some data details
16:38need to be supplemented by my colleague Zhao Yusi.
16:52I'll go out for a while.
16:53Come back soon.
17:24This one.
17:26Then close it yourself.
17:29Director Jiang.
17:30Then I'll call him over.
17:34The screen is broken.
17:35I just put it out
17:36and wanted to help you withdraw WeChat.
17:37But I accidentally clicked it.
17:38What?
17:39Now the picture of Director Jiang is still on the screen.
17:41He won't let me withdraw.
17:42Let you...
17:43Oh, my God.
17:44How to explain this?
17:48Maybe he has a crush on Director Jiang.
17:50That's possible.
17:54OK.
17:57Xu Mo.
17:58Please go.
18:02Go.
18:03Come in.
18:22I was going to tell you
18:24my source of inspiration after the report.
18:26I didn't expect to be seen by you in advance.
18:30She has an idea.
18:32Yes, yes, yes.
18:33Our team's Xu
18:34has a lot of ideas.
18:37He must have a new plan.
18:40Tell us about it.
18:42As we all know,
18:43there are different series of theme homestays under L.A.C.E.
18:46I stayed in an animation series last year.
18:48The room at that time was a black straight theme.
18:50I think
18:51for this different homestay,
18:53can we add
18:54a corresponding feature card?
18:57Look,
18:58this picture of Director Jiang
18:59looks like
19:00the Sebastian in Black Straight, right?
19:05I've seen it.
19:07The all-rounder Sebastian.
19:09Yes.
19:10You understand?
19:12If we make the indoor scenery as good as possible,
19:15customers can not only experience
19:16the high-end service of our homestay,
19:18but also change their clothes and take pictures.
19:19It's a different experience.
19:24When I saw Director Jiang,
19:26I had this idea immediately.
19:28Because I haven't summarized it yet,
19:29I didn't plan to say it.
19:30I want to show my friends
19:31if it's like a summary of a plan.
19:33I didn't expect to get this out.
19:35It's too much trouble for everyone.
19:40Then let's push it in this direction.
19:46OK.
19:47Thank you for your hard work.
19:49Thank you, Director Jiang.
19:50Thank you, Manager He.
19:51Our team
19:52has other things to promote.
19:54We may not be able to entertain you.
19:56How about this? I'll arrange for Xiaoxu.
19:58Xiaoxu invites Director Jiang and Manager He
20:00to dinner tonight.
20:01OK?
20:02We'll leave first.
20:03Come on. Sit down.
20:04Let me go.
20:05Behave yourself.
20:06Sit down.
20:07Sit down.
20:15It's so late.
20:16I'll invite everyone to dinner.
20:20I won't go.
20:21I have a mouth at home.
20:22I have to go back and feed it.
20:23I seem to be fine.
20:24What's wrong?
20:25I'm fine, too.
20:26I'm fine, too.
20:27I'm fine, too.
20:28I'm fine, too.
20:29I'm fine, too.
20:34Since everyone is fine,
20:35Director Jiang...
20:36I'm free.
20:37Let's go.
20:51Your meat.
20:55Didn't you say it was CYBATHLON?
20:58You know everything.
21:01Director Jiang has a good memory.
21:22Miss Lv.
21:23Don't catch a cold.
21:26No, no, no.
21:27There are so few patients.
21:28You have to work for a long time in the future.
21:30If you catch a cold, it won't be good for others.
21:34Thank you, Director Jiang.
21:50Are you a leftist?
21:51Yes.
21:55Director Jiang.
21:56Do you often use your left hand?
22:00I use both hands.
22:07Director Jiang.
22:08Can I play a game with you?
22:10What game?
22:11It's simple.
22:12I'll ask you a question.
22:13You have to answer it quickly.
22:14Don't hesitate.
22:22How old are you this year?
22:24Twenty-eight.
22:25What's your favorite fruit?
22:26Orange.
22:27Where are you from?
22:28China.
22:29What's your favorite animal?
22:30Cat.
22:31Where did you go to high school?
22:32California.
22:33Are you an only child?
22:34Yes.
22:35Do you have a cousin?
22:36Have you changed your name?
22:37Why don't you just ask me who I am?
22:42Sorry.
22:43I have to answer the phone.
22:45Go ahead.
22:46Don't worry about me.
22:51How many years has it been?
22:52I've forgotten what he looks like.
22:53He's standing in front of me now.
22:54I don't even know him.
22:56High school classmate.
22:57How many years has it been?
22:58Forget what he looks like.
23:00It's normal not to recognize him.
23:10It's really you.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:17I'm sorry.
23:18I'm sorry.
23:19I'm sorry.
23:21He's really good at acting.
23:22I've asked him face to face before.
23:24He can get along with me like he doesn't know me.
23:28What's the word?
23:30Dirty.
23:31He's dirty.
23:34He's even worse in high school.
23:36He doesn't sympathize with Dalin at all.
23:39I heard you making fun of me.
23:43But now
23:44Who made him your husband?
23:50What's the word?
23:55These are
23:56the rough route of our stepping point.
23:58Mr. Jiang,
23:59we'll do it in groups.
24:01Can we leave tomorrow?
24:03You don't have to go to this place with us.
24:04We'll summarize the information
24:06and give you feedback.
24:08I'll go with you.
24:10Take a closer look.
24:12Then I'll...
24:13I'll...
24:18I'll go with my team leader.
24:20If there's anything wrong,
24:21let me know.
24:23What a coincidence.
24:24I was going to go with you.
24:27If we don't agree,
24:28we can't work together.
24:30It's all words.
24:31It's hard to say.
24:39Miss Xu.
24:41Don't forget tomorrow.
24:44Don't worry.
24:45See you downstairs tomorrow morning.
24:48Six o'clock in the morning.
24:50It's not that early in the morning.
24:53You get up at five o'clock.
24:55Are you still in a hurry to eat?
24:57What do you like to eat?
25:04Niannian.
25:05I know how to break the reality.
25:08He hates red bean bread the most.
25:14I'm sorry.
25:23Director Jiang.
25:24Have you had breakfast?
25:25No.
25:26Would you like a bite?
25:27I brought it for you.
25:28I'm not hungry.
25:30It's bad for your health not to eat breakfast.
25:32Look, I've opened it.
25:34Would you like a bite?
25:44The red bean bread is delicious.
25:45Have another bite.
25:48You want me to eat it?
25:49It's expired.
25:52No.
25:53I'm just concerned about you.
25:55You work hard.
25:56Do you think you care about me?
25:59I'm very careful.
26:02What did you say?
26:03Nothing.
26:13We've seen enough.
26:14Thank you.
26:15You're welcome.
26:16Thank you.
26:18It's so smooth today.
26:19It seems to be good luck.
26:26Aren't you afraid of heights?
26:28Red bean failed.
26:29And the cable car.
26:33Aren't you afraid of heights?
26:34You admit you're a realist.
26:35I won't let you go up.
26:36I admit I'm a realist.
26:37You let go.
26:38I admit I'm a realist.
26:43Director Jiang.
26:47Look.
26:48The scenery here is so good.
26:49The scenery on the mountain must be better.
26:51Isn't it a pity not to see it?
26:54It's a pity.
26:55Let's go up.
26:58It's a pity.
26:59But I'm not interested.
27:03Look at the mountain.
27:04Look at the scenery.
27:05How can you not be interested?
27:06And it's not tiring for us to go up by cable car.
27:10Look.
27:11I work so hard with you.
27:13I just want to go up and see the scenery.
27:16This requirement is too much.
27:20Must see.
27:23Must see.
27:36Ah.
27:37Ah.
27:38Ah.
27:41You look very disappointed.
27:44It's okay.
27:45The lock is closed.
27:47Let's go up.
27:50No.
27:51Go up?
27:52So high.
27:55How about we go another day?
27:57How can that be?
27:59You work hard.
28:00How can I not satisfy you with this salary?
28:02Let me help you.
28:06I can change my wish.
28:08Director Jiang.
28:09I really can change my wish.
28:21Nian Nian.
28:22The person I hate so much has finally appeared.
28:25That is Xie Shi.
28:33Ah.
28:54I don't know what to eat to grow up.
28:56I have such a good physical strength.
29:00I'm really exhausted.
29:01Xie Shi is afraid of heights.
29:02I want to trick him into going up the lock.
29:04Take the opportunity to pierce him.
29:05Who knows the lock is closed.
29:07We both walked up.
29:09I think he did it on purpose.
29:23You lost your wife and folded the ice again.
29:26Or don't try it.
29:28It's not your opponent at all.
29:30It's not what you said.
29:31He looks like he has a lot of new eyes.
29:33You don't have to look at me.
29:35I just have a lot of new eyes.
29:37It's not a skull.
29:41You.
29:42You.
29:45How did you know?
29:47Buy a better headset next time.
29:48Buy a better headset next time.
29:58It's smart to say more than seven eyes.
30:03Ah.
30:10This shirt.
30:12Guess how much it costs.
30:18Ah.
30:27You asked me to climb such a high mountain.
30:29Sweating and wind.
30:30I have a cold.
30:31I may not be able to work recently.
30:35Is this a reward?
30:37Can we pay each other?
30:48Team Leader Yao.
30:50Shui Mu said he had a cold.
30:51He needs time to recover.
30:53I think the person in charge of this project.
30:56Let's change a person.
30:57Ah.
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