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00:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
00:30This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
01:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
01:30This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
02:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
02:30This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
03:00This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
03:30This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
03:35This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anyone, living or dead, is coincidental and unintentional.
04:00G. R. Malhotra presents a brand new Maths tuition teacher.
04:05Don't be scared. He is not a boring teacher. He is just like you.
04:10He laughs a lot.
04:12And if you get tired of Maths, he will even tell you a joke.
04:15Though he is zero in all subjects, but he is a hero in Maths.
04:20So don't worry and be happy.
04:22Presenting, Raja sir.
04:25Wow, Raja bhaiya.
04:28Kids, not Raja bhaiya, Raja sir.
04:32And remember, I am very strict.
04:41And yes, no one will laugh in my class.
04:49Look kids, Raja is a master in Maths.
04:53If you both sincerely learn Maths, then I assure you that you both will top your class.
04:59Okay? All the best.
05:02Okay kids, now strictly open your first chapter.
05:06Jai, Raja bhaiya is boring us so much. What do we do now?
05:10Bhebu, don't worry. I know Raja bhaiya's weakness.
05:14If I talk about cricket now, then Maths will be out of the boundary line.
05:18What are you saying?
05:20I told you, no one will talk in my class.
05:23What were you talking about? Tell me.
05:25Sir, we were discussing which is better, Sachin Tendulkar or brand Lara.
05:30What are you saying? Of course, Sachin.
05:34The one who does more ad commercials, is a better player.
05:37Anyway, Sachin has three letters in his name and Lara has two.
05:41Anyway, Sachin is different.
05:43When he plays cricket, he thinks cricket ball is football.
05:46And then he hits it round and round.
05:50Sir, he doesn't hit it round and round. He makes a century.
05:54Yes, it's the same thing.
05:55And what about Lara? If she is very lucky, she will make 100-200 runs.
06:03Kids, look, don't mislead me.
06:05We have come here to study Maths, not to discuss cricket.
06:08Come on, write the first problem.
06:10Bhebu, do something quickly. Otherwise, we will get bored.
06:15I will do it.
06:24Bhebu, did you write the question or not?
06:31Bhebu! Bhebu!
06:34What happened, sir? Did something fall in your eyes?
06:37No, no. Is it Jai?
06:40Jia! Jia! Jia!
06:43What happened, Raja?
06:45What happened?
06:46Jia, he is Jai. Jai. Jai.
06:49Jai is normal.
06:51Yes, Jai is normal since childhood. What happened to you?
06:54Actually, I am not feeling well.
06:56I will do one thing. I will take his tuition and come tomorrow. Okay?
07:00What?
07:01Yes.
07:02Sir, if you go, who will teach us?
07:06Kids, please don't stop me. I...
07:09He is very strict, sir.
07:11What happened, sir?
07:12What happened, sir?
07:17Did you two do any mischief?
07:19No, sister. We didn't do any mischief. Right, Bhebu?
07:22No, we didn't do any mischief.
07:24We were very fond of studying Maths.
07:27Now, who will teach us Maths?
07:29Yes, sister. Who will teach us Maths?
07:32Tell me.
07:38Shanti aunty!
07:39Shanti!
07:40Shanti aunty!
07:41Hey, where are you coming in?
07:43Do you intend to steal?
07:45My dad says, the one who looks like a thief, looks like the person in front of him.
07:50Yes.
07:52You called me a thief.
07:54Now, it's your turn.
07:57Stop!
08:00Stop! Stop! Stop!
08:07You are scaring my brother.
08:09Now, I will teach you a lesson.
08:11Shrink brings surrendering.
08:12Put the wish to work.
08:13The mind will change.
08:14The one who troubles Jai, he immediately becomes a rooster.
08:20Who is making noise?
08:22Who is in my house?
08:24Hey, why are you dressed up like a rooster?
08:28Aunty, yesterday in our school, there is a competition of who will be the rooster husband.
08:35In that, Bittu wants to come first.
08:38That's why, he is practicing.
08:42Okay, tell me.
08:43What have you both come here for?
08:45Aunty, your Bittu is a champion in dressing up as a rooster.
08:50But, he is a little weak in Maths.
08:52Isn't it?
08:53That's true.
08:54His tension is always in his head.
08:56Aunty, to get rid of his tension, a new tuition teacher has come.
09:01New tuition teacher?
09:02Yes, Shanti Aunty.
09:03Grandma has booked Raje Bhai to teach us Maths.
09:06And he gives us Maths tuition.
09:08Yes, and with your talent, Raja Sir can come here.
09:11Talent?
09:12What kind of talent?
09:13Aunty, the way you ask grandma for tea, milk, sugar and potatoes,
09:18in the same way, you can also ask for Sir.
09:21Is it?
09:22I didn't know that there is such a good thing to ask for in grandma's house.
09:26Aunty, now that you know, let's go.
09:30Bye.
09:31Hey!
09:32Hey!
09:33Hey!
09:34Hey!
09:35Hey!
09:36Hey!
09:37Hey!
09:38Hey!
09:39Hey!
09:40Hey!
09:41Hey!
09:42Hey!
09:43Hey!
09:44Hey!
09:45Hey!
09:46Hey!
09:47Hey!
09:48Hey!
09:49Hey!
09:50Triangle.
09:51That means,
09:52Ticon.
09:54No, this is square.
09:56Square.
09:57Square.
09:58Triangle.
09:59Square.
10:00Triangle.
10:01Square.
10:02Triangle.
10:03What is this?
10:04Good evening, Teacher.
10:06What is this?
10:07This is our new triangle's angle, Sir.
10:11What?
10:12Come on, Teacher.
10:13Come to my house.
10:14No, I don't want to come.
10:16Why should I come?
10:17You come.
10:18I swear on my Teacher,
10:19don't challenge me.
10:21I will take you away.
10:23Yes, you give my Bittu's tuition.
10:26I will give you carrot pudding and eggplant patta,
10:29which the Malhotra family can't do.
10:31Ask me why?
10:32Why?
10:33Whenever the Malhotra family thinks of making carrot pudding,
10:36I come and ask for all the carrots and take them away.
10:40Let's go, Teacher.
10:41Let's go to your house.
10:43Let's go.
10:44Jiah.
10:45Jiah, save me.
10:46What is happening here?
10:47I have come to ask for your loan,
10:49and I am taking it away.
10:50Thank you very much.
10:51Mention me not.
10:52Aunty, if you take this hero away,
10:54these kids will remain zero.
10:56You can't do this.
10:57Why can't I do this?
10:58Teacher will come to my Bittu's maths class.
11:00Isn't it, Teacher?
11:01Yes, yes.
11:02How will he come?
11:03Teacher will come.
11:04Let's go, Teacher.
11:05Our bad luck.
11:06Aunty, Aunty.
11:07I won't give up so easily.
11:08Shrink, bring, surveilling.
11:09Ghost, future, present, changing.
11:10Whatever you ask for, you won't get.
11:12Your hands will stick there.
11:13Jiah.
11:14Why did this happen?
11:16My hands are stuck.
11:17Let's go.
11:18Let's go.
11:19Again, there is a problem with my magic.
11:23Wow.
11:24I have never seen such a fun cartoon.
11:26Oh my God.
11:28I think I have to help granny.
11:29Granny, Granny.
11:31What happened?
11:32What happened?
11:34Okay, okay.
11:35Raja is teaching the kid how to make a circle
11:37with the help of Shanti.
11:39Really, Granny.
11:40Shanti aunty has come to take Raja,
11:41to save her Bittu.
11:42Save me.
11:43Oh.
11:45I saved my life.
11:46I got a lot of solutions.
11:47I got my house back.
11:48You do one thing.
11:49You decide whether I will teach these kids or Bittu.
11:51I am leaving.
11:52Yes, yes.
11:53See, it's decided.
11:54Teacher will only give tuition to Bittu.
11:56Yes, yes.
11:57I think we will have to erase Raja's words
11:59from Shanti's mind.
12:04Oh.
12:05Why did I come here?
12:09Shanti aunty,
12:10tuition, tuition.
12:12Yes, tuition.
12:13I have to become a teacher
12:14and give tuition to you all.
12:16Yes, come on, come on.
12:17You all come to my house.
12:18Granny, take me too.
12:20No.
12:21See, they also said yes.
12:23Now, come on.
12:24I am coming.
12:26Okay, Granny.
12:27I am coming.
12:33Come on.
12:34Let's see what Raja has taught you both.
12:37Oh.
12:38What is this?
12:3910.38 kg.
12:4110.25 kg.
12:4311.42 kg.
12:4511.38 kg.
12:47What have you both written?
12:49Sister, Raja sir says
12:51that I am very strict.
12:53Before starting studies,
12:55I should write my weight.
12:57That's why we wrote our weight along with the date.
13:00What do you both do?
13:02Did Raja brother teach you table?
13:04Yes.
13:05Tell me.
13:06Table.
13:07What?
13:08Sister, you said table.
13:10So, we wrote table.
13:12I don't know what Raja is teaching you all.
13:14I don't know why I feel
13:16that we don't need math tuition.
13:19No, no.
13:20You both need tuition.
13:21Hey, only three days are left for your test.
13:23And Raja can teach you properly.
13:25I will go and talk to him.
13:28Oh no, Pebu.
13:30We missed this arrow too.
13:31What will we do now?
13:33Don't worry, Jai.
13:34We don't lack arrows.
13:36Our next arrow will be Mita, sister.
13:39Yes!
13:44Today, when I come out of the parlour,
13:46I won't be the old Mita anymore.
13:48I will become the new Mita.
13:50Bold and beautiful.
13:51And then Raja will come and tell me,
13:53Mita, Mita, let's go to the movies together.
13:57Sister, your dream can never come true.
14:00What?
14:01Who said that?
14:02Why can't I see?
14:04I can't see.
14:05Listen, I can't see.
14:06Hey, you will be able to see
14:08when you open your eyes.
14:13Hey, Birbo, Jai.
14:15What are you both doing in the parlour?
14:17Oh, you have come to get your make-up done, right?
14:20No.
14:21I have come to tell you about brother Raja.
14:24He can't go to the movies with you from 3 to 6.
14:28Because he teaches us at that time.
14:31Oh.
14:32That means all my hard work is in vain.
14:35Sister, don't worry.
14:36I am there.
14:37If you want to spend time with brother Raja,
14:40then come to our house at 3 o'clock.
14:43You also come there and tell him
14:45that I also want to study maths.
14:47Okay.
14:48I, Raja and maths.
14:50It will be fun.
14:54Today's daily problem.
14:5521x plus 42y
14:58divided by 15x
15:00is equal to 42.
15:02What is the value of x?
15:04Solve the problem strictly.
15:06Grandma, look at them.
15:08They are studying like
15:09Einstein and Newton of tomorrow.
15:11That's true.
15:12Hey, what is this?
15:13What is the need of magic now?
15:15Dear, I know this Birbo very well.
15:18She can't sit still for long.
15:20She will do something.
15:22I am creating a magical wall between Raja and her.
15:26So that even if she does magic,
15:27there is no effect on Raja.
15:29Grandma, you are everyone's grandma.
15:32That's me.
15:35Birbo, why hasn't sister Rita come yet?
15:38I don't know.
15:39I think I will have to do magic again.
15:51What happened, Birbo?
15:52Why didn't your magic work?
15:54Does your magic also fail like
15:56sister Jia's magic sometimes?
15:58No.
15:59I will try again.
16:04Something is wrong.
16:09Oh, so this is the matter.
16:12Grandma has created a magical wall between us.
16:17I will go to the other side of the wall and do magic.
16:20Okay?
16:29Yes.
16:30So, Birbo, this is the second problem.
16:31Has the first problem been solved?
16:33I am doing it, sir.
16:34Raja sir's studies have made me bored.
16:36Get Raja sir out of control.
16:40Yes, brothers and sisters, what can I do?
16:43I was saying that if Shah Rukh Khan
16:45and Hrithik Roshan's heights are added,
16:48it will be difficult to dance with Rani Mukherjee.
16:51So, we will make Yash Chopra instead of Veer Dada.
16:54Height is ours.
16:56Everyone will be saved.
16:58Let's all sing.
16:59It's magic.
17:00It's magic.
17:02It's magic.
17:03It's magic.
17:05Why is Raja singing?
17:06Birbo, come here.
17:11Did you do any magic?
17:12No.
17:13How will I do magic?
17:15Someone has created a magical wall between us.
17:19Now you tell me.
17:20If there is a wall between a student and sir,
17:23how will the student be?
17:24Very smart.
17:26Okay, fine.
17:27I will return my magic.
17:29You return your magic.
17:31And after this, no magic.
17:33Got it?
17:34Okay.
17:35I always listen to elders.
17:37Yes.
17:43By the way, can I say something, grandma?
17:45This Birbo is your grandma too.
17:47You have identified this right.
17:53Jiah.
17:54Jiah, tell me something.
17:57What happened here a while ago?
18:00Nothing.
18:01Why?
18:02I don't know.
18:03I am feeling very tired.
18:05It feels like I was singing and dancing for 3-4 days.
18:12Hi, kids.
18:13Hi, Jiah.
18:14Namaste.
18:15Namaste.
18:16Namaste.
18:17Namaste.
18:18Namaste.
18:19Namaste.
18:20Namaste.
18:21Hi, Jiah.
18:22Namaste, Guruji.
18:24Guruji?
18:26Oh, no.
18:28Geeta, what are you doing here?
18:30Jiah, the thirst for maths has brought me here.
18:35But why are you sitting on the floor?
18:38Guruji, a disciple's place is at the feet of a guru.
18:42Jiah, why is she calling me Guruji?
18:45Guruji, because you are the king of maths.
18:50Please teach me maths.
18:52I am in Guru's place.
18:54I will give you my two thumbs.
18:56Jiah, get her out of here.
18:58Otherwise, I won't be able to teach the kids maths.
19:00I think I will have to get rid of the ghost of maths from her head.
19:03Shrink, brink, circling.
19:04Ghost, future, present, changing.
19:05Before she makes us cry and forgets everything.
19:09Meeta, please.
19:10You go from here.
19:11I will teach you maths later.
19:14Maths?
19:15Forget maths.
19:16Who is Meeta?
19:17Forget Meeta.
19:18Forget Meeta?
19:19Who are you?
19:21You are you.
19:22But who am I?
19:25Who am I?
19:26Who am I?
19:27Why is she talking like a mad person?
19:28Who am I?
19:29Oh my God!
19:30I think she has lost her memory.
19:31She must be taking help from granny.
19:32Granny!
19:33Granny!
19:34What happened again?
19:36Look, tell me the truth.
19:38Who are you?
19:40I think you have kidnapped me and brought me here.
19:45What are you saying?
19:46I will go mad.
19:47I will go mad.
19:48Raja, she is very happy to see you.
19:51I will teach her maths.
19:52Get up, son.
19:56Who are you?
19:57We are police.
19:58We have come to save you from these kidnappers.
20:00Come on.
20:01Come on.
20:02Kids, study.
20:03Yes.
20:04Jia, I cannot teach her maths.
20:08Since I have taught her maths, my own maths has become bad.
20:12What do I say?
20:13I don't understand.
20:14What do I do?
20:15I don't understand anything.
20:16Sometimes I see Dracula.
20:17Sometimes I see witch.
20:18And sometimes...
20:20What are you saying, Raja?
20:21Yes, Jia.
20:22I think I will go mad.
20:25I will go mad.
20:26Do one thing.
20:27Find a new teacher for her.
20:29Do whatever you want.
20:30I am leaving.
20:33Yes.
20:34And remember one thing.
20:35I am a very strict teacher.
20:47It's been a long time since you left school.
20:49And the kids have not reached home yet.
20:51Did you fail in today's test as well?
20:55Jia, did you see?
20:57Raja was teaching, right?
20:59Yes, dad.
21:01Actually, I...
21:02I don't care.
21:04I will not tolerate any mistake today.
21:07Uncle, our results.
21:09Give it to me.
21:10Uncle, our results.
21:12Give it to me.
21:18Oh my God!
21:19What happened?
21:20Did you fail again?
21:21No, Jia.
21:22Both of them got 80-80 marks in Maths.
21:25Wow!
21:26Show me.
21:28Wow!
21:30But how did this miracle happen?
21:32Did you both misuse the magic?
21:35If this happens,
21:36then there will be no one worse than me.
21:38No, dad.
21:39We didn't misuse the magic.
21:41If you don't believe me,
21:42then ask any question.
21:44Okay.
21:45Let's ask.
21:4623 multiplied by 32.
21:49How much is it?
21:52736.
21:54Wow!
21:55One more question.
21:57252 divided by 28.
22:00How much is it?
22:029.
22:04Wow!
22:05How did this miracle happen?
22:07Because of my tuition teacher.
22:08What?
22:09But Raja lost and went back.
22:12Raja is not my tuition teacher.
22:14Our tuition teacher is someone else.
22:17Whoever it is,
22:18please call him in front of me.
22:20I want to touch his feet.
22:21I want to hang the photo at home
22:22and do the aarti everyday.
22:24Please call him quickly.
22:25I will call him right now.
22:26Attention.
22:27Our new teacher.
22:29Teacher of teachers.
22:30The one who laughs,
22:31flowers will shower.
22:32The one who gets angry,
22:33fire will shower.
22:35Queen of Maths.
22:36Our and everyone's queen.
22:39Is coming.
22:42Queen?
22:43You?
22:44Yes, me.
22:46Mother-in-law, you?
22:47You taught them Maths?
22:49Do you know Maths?
22:51I know, I know.
22:53In fact, when I was in college,
22:54I used to do Maths all the time.
22:58I used to wake up all night
22:59and teach them Maths.
23:01Oh my God!
23:03Without doing magic,
23:04you have done such a great thing
23:05for the first time.
23:06Please sit down.
23:07You must be tired.
23:08Please.
23:09By the way, son-in-law,
23:10it's your turn to get tired.
23:12What do you mean?
23:13I mean, you have promised
23:15that you will touch my feet,
23:17you will worship me,
23:18you will do aarti.
23:19And now you better get started.
23:21Otherwise, what will the kids say?
23:22Liar number one.
23:35Oh my God!
23:45Please.
23:47Please.
23:49Rewind.
23:51Rewind.
23:53Rewind.
23:55Rewind.
23:58Fast forward.
24:00Fast forward.
24:02Fast forward.
24:04Fast forward.
24:06Rewind.
24:08Rewind.
24:10Rewind.
24:12Rewind.