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00:01:00If you want to, you shouldn't have to think that hard
00:01:06It could be rocks and it could be glue
00:01:09It could be anything, anything
00:01:12And I heard about your vacation
00:01:15Cause I saw it on the TV station
00:01:19It came down, down, down
00:01:22Down, down, down, down
00:01:26Like a dive bomb
00:01:31Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
00:01:35Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
00:01:39Ooh...
00:01:54It comes down, down, down
00:01:58Dear Boney D, here are your test results.
00:02:24Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:02:28Quiet you.
00:02:29Dad, you okay?
00:02:30Piece of cake.
00:02:31We can do this.
00:02:32Alright, okay, let's go.
00:02:33On three.
00:02:34One.
00:02:35One.
00:02:36Two.
00:02:37One.
00:02:38Two.
00:02:39Three.
00:02:40Are we happy?
00:02:58Happy.
00:02:59Yes.
00:03:00Favor?
00:03:01Man, they really steal these.
00:03:02Give me that.
00:03:03I don't believe you.
00:03:04Perfect scores.
00:03:05Oh, man.
00:03:06You got perfect scores.
00:03:07I guess I test well.
00:03:08Yes!
00:03:09So you know what this means, don't you?
00:03:10Big screw-up at SAT Central?
00:03:11Free refills?
00:03:12No.
00:03:13We could all be in Boston together.
00:03:14Ooh.
00:03:15Would you like that?
00:03:16No.
00:03:17No.
00:03:18No.
00:03:19No.
00:03:20No.
00:03:21No.
00:03:22No.
00:03:23No.
00:03:24No.
00:03:25No.
00:03:26No.
00:03:27No.
00:03:28No.
00:03:29No.
00:03:30No.
00:03:31No.
00:03:32No.
00:03:33Yeah, OK.
00:03:34All right.
00:03:35Man, you in Boston?
00:03:37Alone?
00:03:38Mmm-hmm.
00:03:39Ooh.
00:03:40Sounds a little hectic.
00:03:48How come you never return my calls?
00:03:53Okay.
00:03:54All right, just close your textbooks.
00:04:04Ladies and gentlemen, calculus is not for wimps.
00:04:1028% of you did not pass the midterm.
00:04:14Mr. Batafio, shake the dust out of your skull.
00:04:19Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:04:23True story.
00:04:24Mr. Faber.
00:04:27Knock it off, you're making everybody look bad.
00:04:33Mr. Boomer.
00:04:38You were flying high, did you hit an air pocket?
00:04:41Excuse me, Mr. Mueller.
00:04:43To fall asleep at the controls, is there terrorism involved?
00:04:49You're going down in flames.
00:04:51See me after class.
00:04:53Don't forget, have your parents sign those and return them to me.
00:04:57You know the drill.
00:04:59Have a nice day.
00:05:07You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:05:13Oh, you can take your form back.
00:05:15I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:05:17What?
00:05:19Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade.
00:05:2117,000 excellent students apply there every year, 86% don't get in.
00:05:27You do the math.
00:05:28But up until now, I've had great grades.
00:05:30Up until now, it's been literally...
00:05:33Look, I'll try harder, I'll bring my grade up.
00:05:36Yeah, well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:41Close the door anyway, huh?
00:06:12Ah!
00:06:28Ah!
00:06:33Good one.
00:06:37Sorry.
00:06:40Sometimes you just gotta scream, you know?
00:06:43I know how you feel.
00:06:52Ah!
00:06:56How was that?
00:07:00Miss?
00:07:07Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:07:14Hi, you guys.
00:07:15Isn't this great?
00:07:16Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:07:19That's what the rules are.
00:07:20No beer.
00:07:21No dough.
00:07:22No sex.
00:07:23We know, right, of course.
00:07:24You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:07:26Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:07:28Oh.
00:07:29I'm gonna go say hi to Jen.
00:07:30Remember, must dance, don't forget.
00:07:33I'll see you later.
00:07:34See you, bye.
00:07:39You look super tonight, Kim.
00:07:43Aw, thanks.
00:07:46Oh, my God, Brad, Tonya!
00:07:50Super!
00:07:51I said super!
00:07:53Yes, you did.
00:07:54I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:07:55Every time I get around a girl I like,
00:07:57I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:08:00I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
00:08:02I really think so.
00:08:05I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
00:08:07I really think so.
00:08:09You want to dance?
00:08:10Yes, yes.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Sure.
00:08:13Great.
00:08:14Oh, God.
00:08:15I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese,
00:08:18I really think so.
00:08:20Yes!
00:08:21Woo!
00:08:27I'm over here!
00:08:30I got your picture, I got your picture,
00:08:33I've been waiting on them all by myself.
00:08:35I want a doctor to take a picture,
00:08:38So I can look at you from inside as well.
00:08:45There.
00:08:48Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:08:50Oh, I don't know, I guess to appreciate it more
00:08:54when we're alone.
00:08:58Mr. Smooth.
00:09:00Oh, let's go up to the park,
00:09:01there's something I want to show you.
00:09:03Come on.
00:09:04No, no.
00:09:05Come on.
00:09:06Don't make me, oh, twist my arm.
00:09:14So?
00:09:15So, how about another poem?
00:09:18Okay.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:20Are you still cold?
00:09:21I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:09:23No, no, no, this is nice, it's, um...
00:09:27I mean...
00:09:34What?
00:09:35I thought that...
00:09:37Todd!
00:09:39You know...
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Just, let's go.
00:09:47Paul!
00:09:52Paul!
00:09:54Oh, there you are.
00:09:57I've been looking for you.
00:10:00Where are you going?
00:10:06Oh, thank God.
00:10:07I can't talk now, I'm being chased by a nun.
00:10:09Drive!
00:10:10No, no, no.
00:10:21So, are you uncursed, then?
00:10:23No.
00:10:24Mission scrubbed.
00:10:26What happened?
00:10:27I pulled out a condom.
00:10:30I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:10:31No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:10:36There's a time limit?
00:10:38I guess so.
00:10:40101.7.
00:10:42FNX, Boston.
00:10:44Ah, yes, another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:54Did you see that?
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56We're going back.
00:10:57Are you insane?
00:10:59Probably.
00:11:01At least we'll have something to do.
00:11:08Wow, look at that.
00:11:10Yeah, a 66 Corvette Stinger.
00:11:18Hi, you need some help?
00:11:20You guys cool?
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26We're cool.
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:30Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:11:32Yeah, hi.
00:11:34You want to hop in?
00:11:36Thanks.
00:11:39What reservoir?
00:11:40Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about?
00:12:01What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire?
00:12:05I don't know.
00:12:06I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:12:10Thanks for stopping.
00:12:11I'm Vicky.
00:12:13Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:14This is Faber.
00:12:15Hey.
00:12:16It's got to be just about the neatest car.
00:12:21Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:12:26If you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:12:29Thanks.
00:12:31Wait, stand over there.
00:12:37Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:39Where are you going?
00:12:43Nowhere.
00:12:44Nowhere.
00:12:46Me too.
00:12:48Nowhere.
00:12:52Okay, fine.
00:12:58Hey.
00:13:00Thanks, baby.
00:13:05I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:13:07There's something very weird going on here.
00:13:09If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman,
00:13:12then yes, this is weird.
00:13:13Exactly.
00:13:18Well, they're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:13:22Oh, great.
00:13:23Excellent.
00:13:28So were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:13:31No, we were down at the beach with a shindig.
00:13:35Shindig?
00:13:37Shindig, when did you start channeling Dick Clark?
00:13:40I don't usually say shindig, it's just...
00:13:44He doesn't.
00:13:45I don't think I've ever said shindig.
00:13:47He hasn't.
00:13:48I can vouch for him.
00:13:51You guys.
00:13:52You want to order some food or something and we'll drive you over later?
00:13:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:14:02Peggy.
00:14:04So what does one do at these shindigs?
00:14:07It's kind of been a while for me.
00:14:10A lot of anxiety, rejection.
00:14:13It's super.
00:14:16Are you okay?
00:14:18Ice cream headache.
00:14:21He gets them all the time.
00:14:39Sorry.
00:14:40I just love ice cream.
00:14:41I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:45So, Vicki, what do you do?
00:14:47Oh, I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:52Music, studying, sculpting.
00:14:57Sculpting?
00:14:59Yeah, it's mostly metal work.
00:15:01Kind of a hobby of mine.
00:15:04Cool.
00:15:06Yes, yes.
00:15:10He did it.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:15Oh.
00:15:16Sorry, babe.
00:15:20And 11 cents.
00:15:21Thank you.
00:15:22Thanks.
00:15:23Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:15:26If you want to.
00:15:29About $2.75.
00:15:32Oh, dude.
00:15:34She dusted you.
00:15:36Math degree, University of Vermont.
00:15:39Very useful.
00:15:44Math degree.
00:15:52So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:55Yeah.
00:16:01See, I tanked this midterm, and if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:16:09Oh, come on.
00:16:10I'm sure that's not true.
00:16:12Oh, it's true.
00:16:14Jeez, Todd, I could help you with calculus.
00:16:19Sorry, guys.
00:16:21Squirrel.
00:16:35Well, here he is.
00:16:38You need us to follow you or anything?
00:16:41No, I'm fine, really.
00:16:45I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:48It's you.
00:16:51You're...
00:16:53Anyway, I should go.
00:16:56Thanks for all your help.
00:16:58Bye, Faber.
00:17:01Bye.
00:17:14Amazing.
00:17:15Totally amazing.
00:17:21Vicki.
00:17:24Look, um, about calculus, you think I could get some help?
00:17:31Uh, I...
00:17:33Please, look, I don't have much time left.
00:17:35You'd be saving my life.
00:17:37Uh, I'll think about it.
00:17:41Yeah?
00:17:42Great.
00:17:43Thanks.
00:17:45Oh, hey, you can call me.
00:17:46I'm listed.
00:17:47Last name's Boomer.
00:17:49Two O's.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Good night.
00:18:00Boomer with two O's.
00:18:01As in moron.
00:18:03Yeah, as in moron.
00:18:29Trick or treat.
00:18:31Where the hell were you?
00:18:51Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:54Why are you still up?
00:18:57Not the best day of your academic career.
00:19:03I mean, I don't...
00:19:04I don't know what to say.
00:19:07I'm disappointed.
00:19:09I'm angry.
00:19:12And I'm sad.
00:19:13I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for is just...
00:19:16It's just slipping right through your fingers.
00:19:20That is just what...
00:19:21Let me finish.
00:19:26We work so hard for this thing, and Harvard is...
00:19:28It's there, you know, on a platter.
00:19:31It's just waiting for you, and you're just...
00:19:33You're just blowing it.
00:19:35I know.
00:19:36That's why I should get a tutor.
00:19:37So I'm just gonna...
00:19:41What'd you say?
00:19:42Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:19:44I should get some help.
00:19:45You're...
00:19:46You're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:49That's great.
00:19:50That is great.
00:19:51I'll help you get one.
00:19:52Oh, you know what?
00:19:53Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:56Get it.
00:20:24Hi.
00:20:26Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:30The answers to your math final...
00:20:34Are in this.
00:20:36That's my wife, punk!
00:20:54What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:56Yes, weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:20:59Cake.
00:21:04Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:21:07She drives me insane.
00:21:09I'm gonna move out to that cabin in back.
00:21:11Cabin?
00:21:13Faber, that's not a cabin.
00:21:14That's a tool shed.
00:21:15You realize this.
00:21:16You'll be sleeping with weed be gone.
00:21:18Banana?
00:21:21Banana?
00:21:26So, um...
00:21:28Have we spoken to kirsten?
00:21:31No.
00:21:32Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:36She called.
00:21:38She called.
00:21:39Who called?
00:21:40Nobody.
00:21:46Um...
00:21:49I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:51Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:53I'm sorry about that.
00:21:54No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:56I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:58Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:22:00Really?
00:22:02I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:22:08Time is good.
00:22:11But, um...
00:22:13Hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:50Hold up.
00:22:55Yay!
00:22:56Wow, that is wild.
00:23:05But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:09No, ellen, I disagree.
00:23:12I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:23:17I'll get it.
00:23:18I got it.
00:23:25Hello.
00:23:26Hi, mr. Boomer?
00:23:28Yes, whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:23:34Uh, actually, I'm todd's tutor, vicki.
00:23:38You're todd's tutor?
00:23:41Uh-huh.
00:23:46Come in.
00:23:49Thanks.
00:23:51Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:56Elaine, come meet todd's tutor.
00:23:59Hi, todd.
00:24:00Hi.
00:24:03Vicki, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Elvis?
00:24:13Well, ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:24:17I'll be right with you.
00:24:20Does, uh, she know anything about calculus,
00:24:23Or are you just gonna take the 50 bucks an hour and have a party?
00:24:26Dad, she's got a degree.
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:29Here, give her a try.
00:24:31All right.
00:24:34Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two
00:24:39Just to make sure you know you're up on this material?
00:24:42He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:44Uh, sure.
00:24:46All right, here.
00:24:48If 3a over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object,
00:24:53What equation represents its momentum?
00:24:57Um...
00:24:59Hold on, ellen.
00:25:02Dad.
00:25:06Three-fifths times the integral of a.
00:25:13Okay.
00:25:15We're gonna be late for dinner.
00:25:17You guys have fun.
00:25:19I guess I was expecting someone a little more...
00:25:23Mature.
00:25:24Are you kidding?
00:25:26Todd is gonna work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:25:29Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:25:32For me, no.
00:25:34But I'm just thinking from todd's perspective,
00:25:36You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated,
00:25:39And that can be very appealing if you, you know, if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:45I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:52I thought we'd start off with your last test and see what one is.
00:25:56What are you doing?
00:25:58I'm sure I've got a choice.
00:26:03The new upper and lower lemon tip is a great idea.
00:26:07I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:14Cosine over sine is sine over cosine.
00:26:17Exactly.
00:26:19Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:21Oh, sure. Let's see what we have.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:25Uh, well, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:26:30Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:36Scotch would be so possible. Just one second.
00:26:40Thanks.
00:26:44So what else do you do, todd boomer with two o's?
00:26:48I don't know. Drawing.
00:26:53I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:55Really?
00:26:57Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:27:01No, it sounds great.
00:27:05What? I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:27:08Oh, no. Stay, please.
00:27:13Here.
00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:24Oh, that's my meatloaf.
00:27:28Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:27:30Oh, no, no. I mean, I'm not even gonna eat any of it.
00:27:33There's no meat in it. It's just loaf.
00:27:38No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:43You're really leaving?
00:27:45Yes, I'm really leaving, todd.
00:27:48Um, well, thanks for your help.
00:27:52Sure.
00:27:54It kind of felt good to be, um...
00:27:57You know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:28:01So, um, why don't you give me a call
00:28:04after you finish the next chapter, all right?
00:28:17There's only three things I need to survive.
00:28:20Computer, tunes, food.
00:28:23And women.
00:28:25Hey, women will make the list someday,
00:28:28as soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:28:34So, come on. What happened?
00:28:36We did calculus. And that's it?
00:28:38Yeah. I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:41It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:45Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:47Bite me.
00:28:49Paul! Paul, where are you?
00:28:51God!
00:28:53Please, get in here right now!
00:28:56Note the beauty of the fully-integrated tool-shed audio system.
00:29:01Paul!
00:29:03Turn that music off!
00:29:09Paul!
00:29:11Get in here!
00:29:13Paul!
00:29:16Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:29:20Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again.
00:29:23Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:29:27Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails. Keep it up.
00:29:31Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:34Give me laughing gas
00:29:36Give me an overcame
00:29:38Give me fast release
00:29:41Easy plain
00:29:43Tell me secrets fast
00:29:46Tell me something deep
00:29:48Tell me what I ask
00:29:51Help me sleep
00:29:55Uh, hello.
00:29:57Vicki. Hey, Todd.
00:29:59Oh, hi. How are you?
00:30:01Excellent.
00:30:03Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:30:05We?
00:30:07Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:30:10Uh, okay.
00:30:13So, uh, think you could come by later?
00:30:17Tonight?
00:30:19Please, I'll drown without you. We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:23Okay, how about 6?
00:30:26Great. I'll see you later.
00:30:32Hey. Oh, hey.
00:30:34How goes it? Goes good.
00:30:36Good? Ooh, look at that.
00:30:38So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:40Yeah, she's great. Yeah?
00:30:42I mean, she's actually hideous. She really ugly and fat.
00:30:44Got that white foam stuff.
00:30:46That's gross. But she's effective.
00:30:48Oh, well, that's all that counts. Yeah.
00:30:50Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:52Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:55Are doomed to repeat it. Exactly.
00:30:58Oh, don't forget it's diner night tonight.
00:31:00Oh, I can't make it. I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:31:06Is something wrong?
00:31:08What?
00:31:10I don't know. You just, you seem, you seem kind of off.
00:31:14I'm sorry. Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:31:16I promise, you know. It's just...
00:31:19Man with a mission.
00:31:28Yes?
00:31:32Hi.
00:31:34Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:38My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:44Let's go.
00:31:56Hello?
00:31:58Shout ahead. You are not here.
00:32:01Where are you? It's diner night.
00:32:03Oh, sorry. I can't make it.
00:32:05Vicky's coming over. Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:08She's not here. I guess without the main attraction.
00:32:11Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:32:20Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication...
00:32:23Before you start another.
00:32:26Just a sec.
00:32:29Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:33Hi. Hey, there you are.
00:32:36Hi. Do you like hockey?
00:32:38It's a great game. Coming up, Bruins Leafs.
00:32:41Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:43Well, sit down, sit down. I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:45Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd.
00:32:48Right, right. Um, he's upstairs.
00:32:51Probably quieter up there.
00:32:53I'll go find him.
00:32:55Okay. That's a nice girl, huh?
00:32:59Hi. Is this full?
00:33:01Yeah. I didn't know you were coming up.
00:33:06Wow. Wild room.
00:33:09Thanks. I'll just have a seat. I'll get a chair.
00:33:17These are great. You did these?
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:22You know, I'm a big fan of your work.
00:33:25These are great. You did these?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:30You're very good.
00:33:32You like them?
00:33:34Yeah. Especially this one.
00:33:40Your ticket.
00:33:42Here?
00:33:44Thanks.
00:33:48Thanks.
00:33:51Here's your stack, favor.
00:33:54Thanks, Hank.
00:33:56Bet.
00:34:00Guess who?
00:34:02Cindy, you came back to me.
00:34:06Yeah, well, it's just me. Sorry to disappoint you.
00:34:10I'm thrilled. I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:34:13Are you kidding? Of course.
00:34:15I thought maybe without Todd...
00:34:18Oh, well, I guess he's all wrapped up in this calculus thing, right?
00:34:23Uh, yeah. He's obsessed.
00:34:28So next time we'll start with the new stuff.
00:34:31Do you think you could give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:36Um, sure. I owe you one.
00:34:42You made this?
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:47I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:49Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:51Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:54I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:58You're right.
00:35:01I'll think about it.
00:35:05I'm just gonna have a plain old burger.
00:35:08Mmm, this has to be good.
00:35:10Meanwhile, I get around someone I can't...
00:35:13I mean, I'd like to impress, like Kim.
00:35:17And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:35:21I mean, I just can't do it.
00:35:23Oh, come on. Don't worry about Kim. You do fine.
00:35:26Yeah, I mean, it's different with you. You're...
00:35:32Anyway...
00:35:34Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:40Who's... who's that?
00:35:42I'm not sure.
00:35:44Well, she seems sure.
00:35:46Faber? Vicki, from the car the other night.
00:35:51Sure, sure. Um, Vicki, this is Kirsten. Kirsten's Vicki.
00:35:56Hi.
00:35:57Hi.
00:35:58Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:36:00Todd's here?
00:36:02Yeah, sorry. Uh, Vicki is Todd's tutor.
00:36:05I should have said that.
00:36:07Bye, guys.
00:36:13So you met Vicki?
00:36:15Yeah, although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:36:21Kirsten.
00:36:23Is it something I said?
00:36:24No, it's my fault. I'll be right back.
00:36:30Kirsten, look, there's nothing going on. She's just helping me in calculus.
00:36:34Well, then why lie to me?
00:36:35What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:39Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:42I don't know why I lied.
00:36:46Kirsten, come on.
00:36:47Just forget it.
00:36:48Kirsten!
00:37:12Look out!
00:37:13Yes!
00:37:43Yeah!
00:37:46Is she pissed? And has she said anything?
00:37:49Um...
00:37:52No, not really.
00:37:54I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, but Vicki's just...
00:37:58I love this.
00:38:00You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot, and now, surprise, surprise, you're cooked.
00:38:06Hi, Paul!
00:38:08See you in class!
00:38:13Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:38:17Incoming.
00:38:23Go away, go away, go away.
00:38:27Oh, thank God.
00:38:29I hate Goalie.
00:38:31I mean, Vicki's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:34So, Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:37No. No.
00:38:40No. No.
00:38:44I don't know.
00:38:46Heads up.
00:38:48Oh, shit.
00:38:53I stopped Pele.
00:38:56I'm a natural athlete.
00:39:11Ow!
00:39:15Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:39:23Yes!
00:39:34Well, has he said anything to you?
00:39:38Uh, no, not really.
00:39:46I'm sure he said something to you, but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:52Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:57You're a sweetheart.
00:40:00Give me a hug.
00:40:02I don't think so. Look out!
00:40:08Sorry.
00:40:10Somebody want to get that?
00:40:16Where are you?
00:40:17Faber.
00:40:18This'll come out with club soda.
00:40:20Mr. Todd Boomer?
00:40:22Nice to meet you.
00:40:23Nice to meet you. You're next.
00:40:25Uh, no, no.
00:40:27Oh, right.
00:40:29Not until the interviewer sits or he invites you to sit.
00:40:32Invites you, right.
00:40:33You got it.
00:40:34I've looked over your application to Harvard,
00:40:37but what can you tell me about yourself that I'm not going to find on this piece of paper?
00:40:42Well, I value friendship.
00:40:44Mm-hmm.
00:40:45I value honesty.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:47What about your, uh...
00:40:49What about your passions?
00:40:52Breasts.
00:40:54I really love breasts.
00:40:55It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:56You just don't want to do this. Is that right?
00:40:58Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:59You don't want to do this?
00:41:00I'm kidding. Relax.
00:41:01Dad, come on.
00:41:05What about your passions?
00:41:10Uh, drawing.
00:41:14I really love to draw.
00:41:16Actually, I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper,
00:41:19and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny,
00:41:21but that's when I feel the most me, you know?
00:41:28I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:35That's great.
00:41:37That's great.
00:41:41All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards at 25 feet per second.
00:41:47What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No, no, no.
00:41:53Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:41:54Somebody new for a change.
00:41:56Boomer.
00:42:00The rate of change is...
00:42:04.04 radians.
00:42:06Yes! Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:08Recommendation's looking better.
00:42:10Everybody see that?
00:42:12Now, if the boat continues at 35 feet per second...
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:21Vicki. Hi, it's Todd.
00:42:23Oh, hi, Todd. I was just thinking about you.
00:42:27You were?
00:42:29Uh, look, I had a really good time the other night.
00:42:33I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:36Yeah. Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:40Uh, Kirsten? Uh, no, not really.
00:42:44Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:48Yeah, yeah, and, um, actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:54And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:59Really?
00:43:0112 Chatham Lane. How about 6?
00:43:04Uh, sure, great, great. I'll see you then.
00:43:08Okay, bye. Bye.
00:43:21But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:43:26It sounds drastic.
00:43:28I gotta go to Vicki's. I'm late. Bye.
00:43:30Wait! Todd is going to his tutors, and I don't know why.
00:43:35Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog. It's having puppies. Bye.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
00:43:40What?
00:43:41Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:43It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Bye.
00:43:47It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:51He was wearing cologne.
00:44:01Wow.
00:44:15Wow. You did all of this?
00:44:19Wow. I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows.
00:44:24Nah, it's just for me.
00:44:27I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:44:34I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:38My husband certainly does.
00:44:44You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:49Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:52What, have you spent about a minute in here with me?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:45:04Why do you stay?
00:45:09That's a good question.
00:45:13Could we not talk about this?
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:18No, you should think about it, though.
00:45:21Yeah.
00:45:23Well, anyway.
00:45:27Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:39Here, a present.
00:45:42A present? For me?
00:45:45Why?
00:45:47For letting me help you.
00:45:50Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:52Come on, open it.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56It's Bonnie D.
00:45:58Did you make this?
00:46:00Uh-huh.
00:46:03Wow. Thank you. This is amazing. Thank you.
00:46:13Todd.
00:46:17Of course not.
00:46:20So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:46:24I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:46:28Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:46:33I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:37Look who's talking.
00:46:41Touche.
00:46:45Oh.
00:46:49Oh, so you're gonna play like that now, are you?
00:46:52No, you're not.
00:46:54No, you're not. Oh, you did.
00:46:56Oh.
00:46:58Dog.
00:47:00Hey, I got an idea.
00:47:02No.
00:47:04What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:47:07I'm turning you into your alter ego, Bonnie D.
00:47:10Oh, man.
00:47:12Now bark.
00:47:15Bark.
00:47:17Ruff.
00:47:20No.
00:47:22Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:47:24Ruff.
00:47:26Ruff.
00:47:28Ruff.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:45You better go now.
00:47:48Your parents might not believe you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus.
00:47:54Right.
00:48:03You know, I never...
00:48:06I never...
00:48:09You know, I never thought I would say this, but...
00:48:17I really love math.
00:48:27I better go.
00:48:40It was... I don't know.
00:48:43I just see life so differently now.
00:48:46Oh, I'm sure you do. You just slept with somebody's wife.
00:48:49No, it's not like that. It's really not. I'm really into her.
00:48:53I wouldn't get too deep, Todd.
00:48:56We'll talk about this tomorrow.
00:48:58No, it's... Look, I've heard this guy is really awful to her.
00:49:01I mean, I'm not gonna feel bad about this.
00:49:05No, no.
00:49:08No, no. As long as you feel good, that's all that matters.
00:49:12Jealous much?
00:49:14That has nothing... Just forget it.
00:49:16I thought you would be excited for me.
00:49:18Come on. Faber.
00:49:21We're friends, right?
00:49:24Good. I gotta get home, man. My parents are gonna freak out.
00:49:29You should be happy for me.
00:49:38He's gone.
00:49:45I'm sorry.
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:27Kirsten. Hey.
00:50:30Hey. Wake up.
00:50:33Shit.
00:50:35What do you mean?
00:50:37I'm sorry. I should have woken you up last night.
00:50:40Oh, no, no. It's okay. I'm glad you didn't.
00:50:44She'll get over it.
00:50:46What are you doing?
00:50:49Morning breath.
00:50:51I know. Me too.
00:50:54I gotta go.
00:51:06♪ Whenever I'm confused, wanna sit it out
00:51:10♪ Shot to see and you spit the part right out
00:51:14♪ Now, is that enough?
00:51:17♪ Whenever I'm confused, wanna sit it out
00:51:21♪ Shot to see and you spit the part right out
00:51:24♪ Is that enough?
00:51:36What am I supposed to say?
00:51:47Hey. Mind if I join you?
00:51:52Kirsten, what's wrong?
00:51:54Todd, don't even start.
00:51:56Wait. Let's talk about this.
00:51:58What? You figure you're just gonna let me blow in the breeze,
00:52:00and if I blew away, well, then, good, you won't have to deal with me anymore. Is that it?
00:52:03I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:52:05Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me!
00:52:19What am I supposed to do?
00:52:34You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:52:36I didn't tell her.
00:52:38Then how did she know?
00:52:40You told her.
00:52:42What is that supposed to mean? Huh?
00:52:45She...
00:52:49She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:52:52What?
00:52:54Well, why didn't you tell me?
00:52:59Oh, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:01Oh, you snaked Kirsten?
00:53:03I didn't snake her. Nothing has happened yet.
00:53:06Yet? Yet?
00:53:09What's that supposed to mean? Nice ethics, nice friend?
00:53:12Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy,
00:53:15and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:53:17I didn't know it was over.
00:53:19I didn't know it was gonna happen between me and Vicky.
00:53:21I didn't know that.
00:53:24What the hell is going on here?
00:53:27You girls want to fight, take it outside.
00:53:30You can make yourselves useful. My car's parked out front in the toweway.
00:53:32Keep an eye on it.
00:53:34All right? I'll be right back.
00:53:36Yes, sir.
00:53:42Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:53:45When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:53:47I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:53:50Oh, my God. What?
00:53:52Oh, my God.
00:53:54That's Vicky's car.
00:53:57Oh, my God!
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:02This is... This is...
00:54:05This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:54:08Don't touch.
00:54:10Nice car, sir.
00:54:12She's a beauty. Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:54:14I'm not feeling lucky today. Check these babies out.
00:54:17Voo-voo.
00:54:19Yeah, wanna catch me some dinner at the reservoir?
00:54:22Four dark. See you tomorrow, boys.
00:54:31I think I need to sit down.
00:54:43I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:55:01Ooh!
00:55:11He shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:55:13What if he was here?
00:55:15He's not here.
00:55:19No.
00:55:21Mrs. Mueller.
00:55:25Todd.
00:55:27How could you not tell me?
00:55:30I don't know.
00:55:33Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:55:36Vicky.
00:55:38What are we gonna do?
00:55:41I'm...
00:55:43I can't be with you.
00:55:47I know.
00:56:01How could you marry...
00:56:03Mueller?
00:56:05God.
00:56:08What? It's not funny.
00:56:15He wasn't always like that.
00:56:24He should probably go.
00:56:31Get behind the shelves!
00:56:36Ooh!
00:56:38Hey, hey, hey. Quit working on that crap for a minute.
00:56:41Look. Look what I got.
00:56:47Ta-da!
00:56:49Dinner.
00:56:51I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:54Oh, it can't be.
00:56:56I'll just clean this up in the utility sink.
00:56:58Oh, it can't be.
00:57:00Wait a while. I'm not really that hungry.
00:57:02You're not hungry?
00:57:04Well, I'm starved. We'll eat yours later.
00:57:07Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible.
00:57:11I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir.
00:57:14Oh, yeah.
00:57:17And...
00:57:20Mr. Shermer, the earth science yahoo at school,
00:57:23gave me these things called dobs and flies.
00:57:26Sounds great.
00:57:28Yeah. They start off as these ugly little...
00:57:31Christ, woman.
00:57:33Watch yourself.
00:57:35Drinking?
00:57:37No. I just lost my balance.
00:57:40Yeah. Okay.
00:57:43Tell you what. Why don't I grill these?
00:57:45That way I don't have to worry about you screwing them up.
00:57:54Oh! One other thing.
00:57:56Yeah?
00:57:58There's a kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer.
00:58:02Yeah?
00:58:04I'm gonna write him a recommendation, but my printer's screwed up.
00:58:06Where's your old typewriter?
00:58:08Uh, I'll be in in a second and help you find it.
00:58:15Hurry.
00:58:28I think I will call next time.
00:58:45Ha-ha!
00:58:49Ha-ha!
00:58:54Hi-ya!
00:59:04No.
00:59:06Ha-ha!
00:59:10Whoa!
00:59:16Good night.
00:59:18Oh, good night, Dad.
00:59:22You seem pretty miserable tonight. You all right?
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:27What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
00:59:29Forget about it. You are going to be great.
00:59:33Great. Great. Great.
00:59:36Actually, that's the least of my worries.
00:59:38Yeah?
00:59:40Wanna talk about it?
00:59:42Wanna talk about it?
00:59:44I wouldn't know where to begin.
00:59:46Come on, give me a try. That's what I'm here for.
00:59:48Hit it.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:52I slept with someone's wife,
00:59:54and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me.
00:59:58I thought you said you had a problem.
01:00:03You're yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:00:05Well, Dad, of course I am.
01:00:08Of course.
01:00:12I'll see you. Dad.
01:00:17Um...
01:00:19Remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:00:25Yes.
01:00:27I meant that.
01:00:29I knew you did.
01:00:33Well, um...
01:00:38You've screwed up before, right?
01:00:41No, I never have.
01:00:43No, I mean it.
01:00:47Yeah, once or twice.
01:00:52Well, all I can tell you is, at the end of the day,
01:00:56it's, uh, just you.
01:00:58So I would, uh, face up to it,
01:01:02whatever it is,
01:01:04because I guarantee you that the longer you wait,
01:01:07the worse it gets.
01:01:09Does that help?
01:01:11Yeah, it does.
01:01:13Thanks, Dad.
01:01:17You're gonna kill him.
01:01:19You're gonna murder him.
01:01:21You're gonna massacre him.
01:01:25Ten thousand men of Harvard
01:01:29Want victory...
01:01:31Your transcript and scores.
01:01:35Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:01:40Good grades, good SATs,
01:01:43some interesting activities.
01:01:46I'll tell you, I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:01:51Yes, sir?
01:01:53It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:01:58Is that right?
01:02:06Come with me.
01:02:13Mr. Boomer.
01:02:15Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:02:17Scared me there.
01:02:18Big day today, huh?
01:02:20Harvard interview.
01:02:22Oh, yes, sir.
01:02:24I wanted to catch you before class.
01:02:27Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
01:02:30What was that, sir?
01:02:32I found this at my house last night.
01:02:35Any ideas how it got there?
01:02:38You and my wife?
01:02:40Uh, well, you see, um...
01:02:42And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on?
01:02:48Okay, it was a mistake.
01:02:51I'm really sorry. I made a mistake.
01:02:53No, no, Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:02:56Sir?
01:02:57A 98.
01:03:00I can't believe you thought you could get tutored by my wife
01:03:03and I wouldn't find out.
01:03:05Yeah, that was pretty silly.
01:03:08Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:03:12Anyway, look,
01:03:14I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:03:17It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:03:20It shows initiative.
01:03:22I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:03:24Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:03:27In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:03:36Thank you. Thank you so much, sir.
01:03:39Don't tank on the final.
01:03:41Absolutely not.
01:03:43Hey.
01:03:45She's good, isn't she?
01:03:47My wife?
01:03:51She's the best, sir.
01:03:53Yeah.
01:04:23Oh, thanks, man.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:31Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:04:35Well, not everyone.
01:04:37No, I'm a fearless man.
01:04:44I, uh, wanted to speak with you
01:04:48after the other night.
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:51I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:04:56Well,
01:04:59I thought we should talk about us.
01:05:04Is there an us?
01:05:07Well, I'd like there to be.
01:05:16Shall we us?
01:05:21No.
01:05:24Faber, you know I think you're the greatest.
01:05:29You know, if I was gonna us with anyone,
01:05:33it would be you.
01:05:35But I really need some time alone, you know, for a while.
01:05:40Just for now.
01:05:43Hey,
01:05:45it would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:05:50It would never happen.
01:06:03Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:06:08And, Miss O'Brien, two words describe your semester.
01:06:12One, I guess.
01:06:15Brain dead.
01:06:17People, let me make something clear.
01:06:21I'm not happy when you're having trouble.
01:06:24It pains me.
01:06:26Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:06:30So, why do I come down on you so hard?
01:06:34Because fear motivates.
01:06:39Case in point, Mr. Boomer here.
01:06:41Six weeks ago, he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:06:45I rattled his cage. Now look at him.
01:06:48Second highest grade this quiz.
01:06:50Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:06:53So, if I tick you off, good.
01:06:56Great.
01:06:58Use that.
01:07:00Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words.
01:07:03Work harder.
01:07:05We'll both be happy.
01:07:16Okay.
01:07:29Mr. Mueller?
01:07:31Todd?
01:07:34I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:07:37Don't let it go to your head.
01:07:40The point is that, uh,
01:07:42I really don't agree with the way you treat students.
01:07:46That's your prerogative?
01:07:49People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:07:52Your wife taught me that.
01:08:00Todd, Vicki may be good with math,
01:08:03but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:08:10You slept with her.
01:08:12Didn't you?
01:08:17Sir?
01:08:18Vicki. You slept with her.
01:08:29I'm sorry.
01:08:31I'm sorry.
01:08:33I'm sorry.
01:08:35I'm sorry.
01:08:38Yes.
01:08:44Yes.
01:09:08Hi, this is Vicki.
01:09:10No.
01:09:11Leave a message after the beep,
01:09:13and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
01:09:15Vicki, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:09:17Vicki, I told him. I didn't mean to,
01:09:19but it just came out. I told him I'm sorry, Vicki.
01:09:21He's on his way over there right now.
01:09:23If you can hear this, if you get this message,
01:09:25get the hell out of there, please, right now.
01:09:27Get out.
01:09:31Vicki?
01:09:33Vicki?
01:09:35Vicki?
01:09:46Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
01:09:48Vicki?
01:10:01Hi, honey.
01:10:03I'm home.
01:10:06Rough day at the office?
01:10:09No, same old, same old.
01:10:12Some kid slept with my wife.
01:10:19Oh, my God!
01:10:22I'm sorry.
01:10:24Oh, you're sorry?
01:10:26Sorry.
01:10:28I...
01:10:30What am I, student's Vicki?
01:10:32You know, you ruined my life.
01:10:34Now you're trying to ruin my career.
01:10:36Roy, stop it!
01:10:41Stop it!
01:10:43Enough.
01:10:45Uh-oh.
01:10:47Look who's here.
01:10:49Mary Poppins.
01:10:52Mary, you fucked up.
01:10:55Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:10:57It's bad luck.
01:10:59Very bad luck.
01:11:01Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay?
01:11:03Just relax.
01:11:05Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:11:07Between me, too.
01:11:09Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Homer?
01:11:13I thought I had you all figured out.
01:11:15You didn't have the brains or the guts
01:11:17to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:11:19But you're gifted.
01:11:21Mm, you're a genius.
01:11:23Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:11:25You proved your scores
01:11:27and scored with my wife,
01:11:29all without me knowing it.
01:11:31And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:11:34Ha-ha!
01:11:36That's genius!
01:11:39Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:11:42You're a mastermind.
01:11:45You must be very proud.
01:11:51Now, shake my hand.
01:11:54Roy.
01:11:56Shut up.
01:11:59Don't put this behind us.
01:12:01Don't put this behind us.
01:12:18I'm sorry.
01:12:21Is he gone?
01:12:23Yeah.
01:12:25You were really brave back there.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:30I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:12:33Well, you know, if you would have spit at us...
01:12:43I'm sorry.
01:12:45No.
01:12:47I'm actually grateful.
01:12:51I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:12:55What are you gonna do now?
01:12:58Well...
01:13:02I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:13:05Try this art thing.
01:13:15Yeah.
01:13:17I'm gonna miss you.
01:13:29Here. A souvenir.
01:13:32What's this?
01:13:34Your Harvard recommendation.
01:13:47What time is it?
01:13:49I don't know. Around three.
01:13:52I'm gonna miss you.
01:13:54I'm gonna miss you too.
01:13:56Around three.
01:13:58My interview's at four.
01:14:02Bye.
01:14:08Go.
01:14:10I'll come visit you in New York.
01:14:13Good luck.
01:14:27Watch out. Coming through.
01:14:31Todd Boomer.
01:14:35Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:14:37No, not yet.
01:14:39Sorry.
01:14:43Todd Boomer.
01:14:45I got a present.
01:14:47Okay. Need a minute?
01:14:50No, no, no. I'm fine.
01:14:52Okay. Come on in.
01:14:57Calculus teacher.
01:15:03Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:15:06No, I'm fine, really.
01:15:08Oh.
01:15:10Please.
01:15:12Well...
01:15:14I'm sorry.
01:15:16Please.
01:15:18Well, I've gone over your stats,
01:15:22and everything looks...
01:15:25okay.
01:15:27But I'll be honest.
01:15:30You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:15:35I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:15:39Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:15:47Todd, let me ask you something.
01:15:50Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:15:55I guess my dad and I have always had it planned that way, you know?
01:15:59He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:16:05What I'm getting at is...
01:16:09why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:16:13Look, um...
01:16:16I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:16:21And now that I'm here...
01:16:25Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:16:28I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:16:31But, um...
01:16:34I don't know.
01:16:36I don't know.
01:16:38I don't know.
01:16:40It's, uh...
01:16:43I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:17:03Okay, I'm ready.
01:17:05Now, just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:17:09Firm handshake is all you do.
01:17:11Hey, Dad, thanks. I know. Thank you.
01:17:40Yeah.
01:17:44Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:17:47Hello?
01:17:52Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:17:55I got punched.
01:17:57Hang on, Alan. Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:18:00I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:18:02No, wait, that's wrong.
01:18:04Hang on.
01:18:06I need to talk to you for a second.
01:18:11It's, uh, pretty important.
01:18:14Alan! Alan!
01:18:20You said it was important.
01:18:24I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:28I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:18:34You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:18:38No.
01:18:40No.
01:18:42I was thinking about applying to an art school.
01:18:50I'll... I should let you two discuss this.
01:18:57Can I... Can I ask you a question?
01:18:59It's, um...
01:19:01Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:19:03Why didn't you tell me... Why didn't you tell me last night?
01:19:07I don't think I really knew until today.
01:19:11You're upset.
01:19:13Yeah. I am. I am upset.
01:19:17A little.
01:19:20It's your decision.
01:19:33Good, good, good.
01:19:35Oh, okay. You're doing very poorly.
01:19:38But, you know, this game was much more boring
01:19:41than where they put the, uh...
01:19:43the little, uh...
01:19:45You know, this game was much more boring
01:19:47than where they put the, uh...
01:19:49flippers in.
01:19:52Oh, wait. Yes. Yes.
01:19:55Here we go. All right. Bye.
01:19:57I'll be right back.
01:19:58Where are you going?
01:19:59Be right back.
01:20:00Do me a favor. Come on. I'm on the street here.
01:20:02Okay. What's going on?
01:20:07Jesus, what happened to you?
01:20:12Did Miller do that?
01:20:14Yeah, it's a long story.
01:20:16It's gonna take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:20:19I'll buy.
01:20:25You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:20:28Yeah.
01:20:30All right, well...
01:20:33I'm gonna go build something with toothpicks.
01:20:37Thanks, man. You're the best.
01:20:45So how'd you know I was here?
01:20:48Diner night.
01:20:50Oh, of course.
01:20:54So I made a decision.
01:20:57Yeah?
01:21:00I'm not going to Harvard.
01:21:04Really?
01:21:07It's a breakthrough?
01:21:10I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:21:14Yeah, I think you're right.
01:21:20That's not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:21:32I guess what I wanted to say was that...
01:21:37I'm really sorry.
01:21:39I know I hurt you, and...
01:21:42I never meant to do that.
01:21:45I guess all I'm asking for is...
01:21:49is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:21:59Never happened.
01:22:06Never happened.
01:22:10Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm. Hm.
01:22:14Ah!
01:22:16Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:22:19Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:22:21Woohoo!
01:22:23Ha!
01:22:32You know, I'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school.
01:22:35Yeah, me too.
01:22:37I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:22:40Well, you will be working on your second hundred million on...
01:22:44interactive 3-D Smell-O-Vision computer games.
01:22:49The shed will be totally decked out with...
01:22:53jacuzzi and a water slide.
01:22:57Okay, and me?
01:22:59Okay, the place, New York, the event...
01:23:04The beginning of your first wildly successful collection of poetry.
01:23:09Wildly successful. I like that.
01:23:13What about me?
01:23:16Do you want fries with your order today, sir?
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:23Okay, 2008, we all meet back here and compare notes.
01:23:27What do you say?
01:23:29Never happened.
01:23:32Guys, come on, we're...
01:23:35Bye-bye.
01:23:38Welcome to tomorrow
01:23:42I can't explain it's truth
01:23:47All the blood upon these pages
01:23:51Takes me away from you
01:23:55But when trouble takes your spirit
01:24:00Maybe then you'll change your mind
01:24:05We're only someone's children sometimes
01:24:11And all the time the future's coming down
01:24:19I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:24:28Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:24:36Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:24:43I can't get near it
01:24:59I'm in love with people
01:25:05But I hate them too
01:25:10I hate to see all the damage
01:25:15Being done to you
01:25:19When your eyes are broken windows
01:25:25Every time I see you smile
01:25:29It's like being back in heaven for a while
01:25:36And all the time the future's coming down
01:25:44I can hear the angels falling to the ground
01:25:53Yeah, I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:01Tell you I don't even want my second choice
01:26:09Help me drive
01:26:12I don't want to lose your voice
01:26:18All I ever want to do now is rejoice
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