• 5 months ago
Riggs | Fore Play
Transcript
00:00Folks, I got a little tip for you.
00:21If you'd like to beat your buddies in matches more often, you should get better at golf.
00:27The other way to do it, call around until you find a course that has aerated greens
00:32like this, and then go practice really hard putting on those aerated greens.
00:37Book a tee time.
00:38Don't tell your buddies, and you'll dust them.
00:40You know, the tall tale sign of a good putter is if you can make putts on aerated greens.
00:46Nothing wrong with aerated greens.
00:47Everybody's got to do it.
00:48It's good for the grass, the whole situation.
00:57Now a lot of people can get frustrated when you go play with aerated greens.
01:00It's not what I suggest.
01:03What I suggest is you grab a bunch of Truly tequila soda, all right?
01:08They got Truly, they got premium tequila blanco in there, real fruit, a bunch of great flavors,
01:145% ABV, 100% calories, they're refreshing, they're not going to fill you up all day.
01:20Get yourself a bunch of those Truly tequila sodas.
01:24Practice really hard like this.
01:27It's got to go in, sir.
01:33And then you will enjoy yourself.
01:36You really enjoy yourself doing everything with Truly.
01:38I cannot stress enough how nice those things are having around.
01:49I was going to say around the house.
01:52That makes me sound a little ridiculous, but they are around the house.
01:55All right, one, four, five, two for six, 10 foot right to left.
02:06Pretty good downhill, but slow because the greens are punched.
02:10Got to hit the ball, man.
02:17You got to hit the ball.
02:18It's hard to hit it that hard downhill.
02:19That's why you're practicing.
02:20You got to be ready for aerated greens.
02:22You can't freak out, everybody.
02:23You just can't.
02:24You got to stay calm.
02:25It snapped off the planet.
02:34You got to stay calm.
02:36You can't freak out.
02:38Get yourself a Boston, Massachusetts.
02:46Sam Adams, beer company. Delicious.
02:58Now, that's really hard to do.
03:00This is easy to do.
03:01Crack open a couple of these and enjoy yourself.
03:03That's the deal, ain't I?
03:08Fuck!