KOREAN and JAPANESE SEXY MOVIES
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00:00:30You
00:01:00Oh
00:01:14My baby
00:01:21Okay
00:01:30Oh
00:01:48World what say world Apple
00:01:54Say the laws of Apple. Hey
00:01:57Oh
00:02:02Banana with an s. Yeah, it's a Nana
00:02:28Come on Jesse
00:02:39Jesse
00:02:50I think I see a dark cloud. I know I think it's gonna rain
00:02:58Okay
00:03:05You're gonna come on here with me
00:03:07Yeah
00:03:23Yeah, she had Cheerios and Chex Mix and cherries and eggs and oatmeal
00:03:32All at once yeah
00:03:37I
00:03:51Can't hear anything you're freezing up. I
00:03:55Said that everything goes like it's been going these are
00:04:00Friends, we just submitted will be headed back to us and they're gonna changes again
00:04:04The thing is they just asked for the previous round
00:04:06They're gonna ask the chance they're asked for new things and we're gonna trust those changes and they're probably gonna say they don't like that
00:04:11either
00:04:16What does that mean no like well, I don't I don't know I just feel like
00:04:23Every time that this happens
00:04:25There's a new reason why why it has to be pushed longer and it's like really not
00:04:30I don't know. I feel like you can never give me like an actual answer
00:04:34How long your tricks are gonna be?
00:04:36It's not excuses. It's just what it is. I can't change that
00:04:41Try to go
00:04:43It's not like I just walk up to
00:04:45My wife wants to know I'm coming home. Can you give me a sense of when you should prove our plan?
00:04:49I mean, that would be great
00:04:52Yeah
00:04:54For a new job
00:04:57All right, I should go I'm running late I'll see you later, okay, okay, I mean, okay
00:05:02And if there's anything
00:05:33I
00:05:40See
00:05:43Do you think I'm a good mommy
00:05:50Jesse you don't help me. I'm gonna pick what you're wearing
00:06:02This is a baby one, maybe let it by baby. I want to pick it
00:06:10Which one you wanna wear
00:06:18That's too fancy and I'll get itchy too
00:06:24That's beautiful, you know that it is beautiful, it's very beautiful. I think we should save it for a special occasion
00:06:33Oh
00:06:36Yeah
00:07:03And I think
00:07:06Wow, you guys the horse and the cow you're gonna cry
00:07:10I'm sure it's gonna be okay
00:07:13I'm gonna not be okay
00:07:16But
00:07:23Everyone hold on tight
00:07:32Oh
00:08:02I
00:08:32I
00:08:38What do you want to eat? Yeah, we can go get some beans
00:08:47We go to the train station and then we'll go get some beans
00:09:02Oh
00:09:17My god, it's been so long
00:09:21Jesse say hi to Mindy
00:09:25I'm in the hi. All right, let's go. Okay
00:09:32I
00:10:02I
00:10:04I
00:10:35It's fine, okay
00:10:42So deep
00:10:44See him once every two months sometimes
00:10:49He's still traveling a lot more
00:10:53Just feel like I'm going crazy
00:10:58Taking these pills that
00:11:01You know, we're supposed to help with whatever
00:11:12You're doing so good, I mean listen, it's okay to feel a little crazy
00:11:21But it's not fair to you to have to do it all by yourself, that's not fair fuck him
00:11:26I
00:11:29Honestly
00:11:35Let's go have some fun
00:11:42Where do you want to go? I don't know something about my parents house. Let's have some fun before that
00:11:49I don't like chocolate
00:11:51I
00:11:55Don't like chocolate
00:11:59That's your drink, thank you
00:12:11Okay, okay you're right
00:12:14I'm gonna need to relax a little bit, right?
00:12:29Thank you welcome, all right eat your chocolate soup before it gets even more soupier
00:12:44Oh
00:13:07Come on let's go
00:13:14I bet is really cool. Let's go. Okay. See you later
00:13:29Jesse she's having fun. She's having fun. Look at the kids. It's gonna get sick
00:13:38It's not gonna get sick
00:13:41She's got a strong will I mean I wonder where she gets it
00:13:45Yeah, so which one are you dating right now, I'm not none of them
00:13:52We're just sleeping with them just like ideas
00:13:56Thinking about sleeping with them. Yeah, you sleep with one you cuddle with another, you know, you know, I've only slept with two and a half people
00:14:04Really? No way. No college. Yeah one and a half and then do I was there a half
00:14:11Because we saw I can't sex for like a minute that counts
00:14:17Kind of here's really drunk
00:14:20And I was like, wait, when was this?
00:14:22She was like first year of college. Oh
00:14:26Was it that guy that was like always around? He like hung out like all the time
00:14:30And I was like, oh, there's something between you. Oh, so there was something between you. You knew that. No, I didn't
00:14:35I told you you guys had sex. I told you you talked about it
00:14:41Jesse come here
00:14:45Hi
00:14:47What's your name? Hi little one, are you hungry? Do you want some pizza? I think your mom wants to eat
00:15:00Come here, okay, there's chips chips come get some chips
00:15:11How's the playground
00:15:15Awesome. Hey, you want some juice? No
00:15:19You want to slice
00:15:23Okay, don't put it on the table though have some chips
00:15:32Wow
00:15:36Mommy's getting messy
00:15:38You ever seen mommy messy
00:15:41No
00:15:42Mommy's not messy
00:15:45You didn't even try the chips just try a little bite have a bite. I didn't have a bite
00:15:51Jesse you need to eat your pizza. What are you guys playing with over there?
00:15:58You need to eat your pizza or you can't play okay, Jesse I've had enough
00:16:10I
00:16:14Had a long day. Let's go play
00:16:20Yeah, why don't you girls go play all right you go play for 10 more minutes, we're gonna save the pizza
00:16:25We're gonna save the chips
00:16:29Okay, Jesse go play I don't want to eat either
00:16:31Oh
00:16:37She's three, you know, it's like I can't
00:16:40The worst I know but you can't habits of
00:16:45She just screams any time. She's only she's on the road. She's like nowhere in our house. She's not
00:16:50Okay
00:16:56It's hard cuz I have to be the bad person
00:16:58Right. It's not like it's me and you're also like kind of uptight about it, too
00:17:02So you just kind of have to like pull back a little bit, you know
00:17:11Mindy what do you want to eat? I want to oh man, you forgot your change
00:17:20Cheeseburger hamburger cheeseburger two cheeseburgers one hot dog. What are you gonna eat?
00:17:27Okay, all right already
00:17:29What do you take on your hot dog?
00:17:34Where you are you riding here I am later this your guys first time here. I haven't seen you guys here before
00:17:39Yeah, I feel like I've seen you before here. You've been here before. Oh, yeah. She's a regular. Yeah, you're
00:17:45That's Jesse
00:17:46You guys want to uh, you got me I'm gonna show you guys around it all right, we might eat eat first
00:17:51Eat first. All right. Thanks, right. Okay. Yeah
00:17:59What nothing it's kind of cute
00:18:10You want to see what we introduce you? Yeah, Jesse you want to go say hi to some friends
00:18:14You want to go say hi to the animals?
00:18:17Come on. Oh, yeah, they talk tell them you're here. They'll talk
00:18:25See
00:18:28My friends you want to see how to my friends
00:18:44Oh
00:18:53Maybe don't put your hands in there Jesse
00:19:04Okay, Mindy Mindy
00:19:07Thank you, thank you. Hey, yeah, take care
00:19:37One hand in the air
00:19:39I
00:19:52Know
00:19:54Okay
00:20:04Close to the record she clocks in at 15 646. How about a nice round of applause?
00:20:25Hey
00:20:30You ready to go you want to go now? Yeah, it's getting late
00:20:35Thanks for showing us around. You gotta go to
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Pass my bedtime
00:20:43You're not going to come on
00:20:46It was nice meeting you though, yeah. Yeah you too
00:20:54You
00:21:25In your dress
00:21:33All you wanted
00:21:40Part of you
00:21:54Oh
00:22:24Truth or drink truth
00:22:27What's the worst thing you've ever done? Oh my god, I mean, I don't even know to myself or to someone else
00:22:38I'm the worst thing I've ever done to someone else
00:22:42I broke into someone's house once
00:22:44And I slept in their bed and I stole some of their jewelry and I ate their food and I masturbated in their bed
00:22:54You need to be quiet
00:22:58That's enough of that. Drink
00:23:03Truth or drink? Truth. Have you ever been fingered when you have your period? Of course I have, I'm married
00:23:10But it feels like Dean wouldn't be into that
00:23:12Dean is crazy
00:23:14Really?
00:23:18Why do you think he's crazy? I don't know, he's Asian
00:23:22I thought there would be the opposite of crazy
00:23:25No, they're like crazy in bed, Asians
00:23:28He's, you know, I don't know. I mean, I don't have much to compare it to but I
00:23:33I don't know
00:23:39We have like one day a week where we have anal sex. No way, it's like it's a day on your calendar
00:23:46Yeah. No, it's not. Yeah, Saturdays. No, it's not
00:23:55I swear to God. That's so weird. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard
00:24:04I mean, we haven't had sex in like months, but. Whatever, fuck him
00:24:15Have you ever had a threesome with Dean?
00:24:18Okay, that means yes
00:24:22No, no, no. I mean, it was nothing. It was like. It's not nothing. This Brooklyn mom
00:24:29And it was his idea and I just did it because I felt like if I didn't I don't know it's weird
00:24:35God, you're just like blowing my mind. I'm like, I can't even imagine. I can't even look at Dean now
00:24:39I'm like, I don't even. I felt like I would have been more into it
00:24:42I can't even imagine. I can't even look at Dean now. I'm like, I don't even. I felt like I would have been more into it if it was like not his choice of a woman. No, you get to choose. Fuck that
00:24:58Do you remember that one time that we took the boy home in college and
00:25:05You chickened out
00:25:08Like what happened that night? I felt like um, I don't know like I'd like I felt like
00:25:15Really awkward and I think it gave me a complex
00:25:18Why? A complex for what? Of like feeling like guys want to be with you more. No way
00:25:25No, that's not even you remembered it all wrong. No, that's just your insecurity. It's not
00:25:30I just I could tell like
00:25:34He like I felt like I was intruding. Not even true.
00:25:41I didn't even have fun. I wanted you there
00:26:03It's okay
00:26:33I
00:27:03I
00:27:33I
00:28:03I
00:28:25Don't like I do not like
00:28:33I don't like
00:29:04Oh
00:29:17You don't see
00:29:27You don't scream
00:29:33You don't scream
00:30:03You don't scream
00:30:33You
00:31:03You
00:31:33Dean called this morning
00:31:39And
00:31:42He just um, I was calling to check on Jesse. I think he feels guilty
00:31:51He doesn't even care like where you are who you're with
00:31:56He doesn't ask what I'm doing
00:31:58Oh, yeah, do you feel guilty?
00:32:10Is this a joke
00:32:19He's still loving
00:32:28I
00:32:34Was so confused
00:32:38I'm happy you came in. I don't regret sleeping together
00:32:43Oh
00:32:57No regrets, it's best way to live, right?
00:33:04Yeah, I mean I know it wasn't like a big deal that
00:33:13I
00:33:14Need to guide you to stuff like that all the time
00:33:17No, but I mean like I know that you like go out and get drunk and do stuff like that. What do you think of me?
00:33:26I don't mean like that. I'm like, you know, like I'm married and like whatever I mean
00:33:43You okay, what are you okay? What do you think?
00:34:13You
00:34:38Hey man
00:34:40Um, what's the next bus out to New York to the city
00:34:50You think and how much is a ticket perfect I just get one way
00:34:57I
00:35:09Can you sign it or anything?
00:35:14Thanks
00:35:16You
00:35:22What'd you get I
00:35:24Got a ticket back to New York
00:35:29It's like leaving in 10 minutes
00:35:31Are you joking?
00:35:33No, I don't know. I just thought you guys are good, you know, like got it from here, right?
00:35:38I
00:35:44Just got like work stuff, you know, yeah, she's gonna take too much time to get from one place back and all the way
00:35:56But will you tell Jesse that I love her
00:36:00Yeah
00:36:05Thanks for such a beautiful time
00:36:09I'm just gonna be her fun. You know, it's like it's perfect
00:36:19All right, well I know Jesse's asleep I'm not gonna wake her up just
00:36:24Give her a big hug for me
00:36:38I
00:36:53Love you
00:37:08You
00:37:38You
00:38:08I
00:38:38You
00:39:08I
00:39:16Asked Santa for a little brother or sister
00:39:22I don't know if Santa brings babies. I don't think that's really he just sort of sticks with toys
00:39:31Are you excited to be the flower girl? Yeah
00:39:38Who's been here again, she's my friend we went to school together. I've told you this about 500 times
00:39:49She your best friend she's a very good friend. Yeah
00:39:57Well, she lives really far away
00:40:04We do talk Jesse we talk sometimes we text
00:40:09No, you don't yes, I do I don't yes we do Jesse
00:40:33Hey, can you do me a favor my phone just died can you go into my email?
00:40:39Yes
00:40:42Okay, can you just go into my email and get this address it's in the last email that Mindy sent me and it's on the
00:40:49attachment
00:40:59When's Mindy's wedding, it's the day after tomorrow
00:41:04This is really not working
00:41:06It's not your shadow
00:41:17Mindy
00:41:20Sarah hey
00:41:27So glad you're here
00:41:31Yes
00:41:33Jesse
00:41:37Hi
00:41:39You're so big. Can I have a hug, please? Do you remember Mindy?
00:41:43It's okay. You were just very little tiny when I saw you
00:41:51Thanks for coming of course
00:41:59This is beautiful myth. Yeah
00:42:03Leave nice to meet you glad you're here. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, it's so pretty right? Yeah, it's amazing
00:42:10And this is where the ceremony is. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're gonna play some music over there and it's gonna be good
00:42:16Yeah, yeah, just mellow cool fun easy. They're in together sort of yeah. Yeah, I guess
00:42:22awesome
00:42:24I'm so glad you're here. Yeah
00:42:26I'm so glad you're here
00:42:28I'm so glad you're here
00:42:30I'm so glad you're here
00:42:33Yeah, yeah, it's nice to meet you nice to meet you
00:42:38he's cute
00:42:40He's wonderful your hairs red I know
00:42:44So where are you staying?
00:42:46Just hotel down the street
00:42:49You guys all staying in the house?
00:42:52Not everyone what people have their own basis, but yeah, did everybody come here is just like his Nashville family
00:42:58Um, I feel like I'm still meeting
00:43:00Yeah, they're pretty much in here.
00:43:03So cute.
00:43:04Lily!
00:43:05Hey.
00:43:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:43:07Hi.
00:43:08Sorry.
00:43:09Lily.
00:43:10Sorry.
00:43:11Lily.
00:43:12She's proud.
00:43:13Lily.
00:43:14Hi.
00:43:15My bestie from San Fran.
00:43:16She's going to be my maid of honor.
00:43:17Yeah.
00:43:18Cool.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20How are you?
00:43:21I'm good.
00:43:22How are you?
00:43:23Good.
00:43:24Good.
00:43:25Good.
00:43:26Good.
00:43:27Good.
00:43:28Sorry.
00:43:29Everything good?
00:43:30Oh, I'm good.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Good.
00:43:33Good.
00:43:34How long have you guys known each other?
00:43:35Oh, like forever?
00:43:36Sixteen.
00:43:37No, seventeen years.
00:43:38Really?
00:43:39I don't know.
00:43:40Something like that.
00:43:41God, so long.
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:43I'm going to — Hold on.
00:43:44I'll be right back.
00:43:45Oh, hey.
00:43:46This is Chloe, Ethelief's little sister.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:48Good to see you.
00:43:49Good to see you.
00:43:50Get it away.
00:43:51Why?
00:43:52You like it.
00:43:53No one gives me gas.
00:43:54Where's a cute girl?
00:43:55Get that shit away.
00:43:56These are so pretty when you put them on.
00:43:57Get the shit away.
00:43:58What the fuck?
00:43:59Okay.
00:44:00Oh my God.
00:44:01Let me get this.
00:44:02Get it away from me.
00:44:03Stop it.
00:44:04Stop it.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:06I think I have one.
00:44:07What is the difference between a priest and a pimple?
00:44:08I don't know.
00:44:09I know.
00:44:10Pimples don't come on a kid's face until he's 13.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13That's, yeah.
00:44:14Well, maybe not that one because it makes you sound like a pedophile.
00:44:15Fair enough.
00:44:17You have one.
00:44:18Give me one.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:20Hold on.
00:44:21By the way, Sarah, we all have to do these, so you better start thinking.
00:44:22Okay.
00:44:23Wait.
00:44:24So when are you telling these jokes?
00:44:25Like during the ceremony?
00:44:26At the rehearsal dinner.
00:44:27Dinner.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:29Who's that?
00:44:30Who's that little girl?
00:44:31Oh, that's Jessie.
00:44:32That's my daughter.
00:44:33Your daughter?
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35Oh my God.
00:44:36Oh my God.
00:44:37Oh my God.
00:44:38Oh my God.
00:44:39Oh my God.
00:44:40Oh my God.
00:44:41Oh my God.
00:44:42Oh my God.
00:44:43Oh my God.
00:44:44Oh my God.
00:44:45Your daughter?
00:44:46Mm-hmm.
00:44:47Really?
00:44:48Mm-hmm.
00:44:49Cool.
00:44:50Did you ever, like, when you were 12 or something?
00:44:51Thirteen.
00:44:52Thirteen?
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54She's got jokes.
00:44:55Thirteen jokes.
00:44:56Twenty-one.
00:44:57Twenty-one.
00:44:58Oh, okay.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:00Wow.
00:45:01She's beautiful.
00:45:02Thank you.
00:45:03And she's up there with the band.
00:45:04Yeah, she's gonna be trouble.
00:45:05Ooh, 17 dirty jokes so filthy you need a shower.
00:45:06Um.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:10Yeah.
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:13Um.
00:45:15Oh, this is a good one for Jessie because she won't know about her.
00:45:20What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
00:45:23What comes out soft and wet?
00:45:28Guess what?
00:45:34We're going to go to the beach!
00:45:36We're going to go to the beach!
00:45:38We're going to the beach!
00:45:40We're going to the beach!
00:45:42We're going to the beach!
00:45:44We're going to the beach!
00:45:46We're going to the beach!
00:45:48We're going to the beach!
00:45:50We're going to the beach!
00:45:52We're going to the beach!
00:45:54We're going to the beach!
00:45:56We're going to the beach!
00:45:58We're going to the beach!
00:46:00We're going to the beach!
00:46:02We're going to the beach!
00:46:04We're going to the beach!
00:46:06We're going to the beach!
00:46:08We're going to the beach!
00:46:10We're going to the beach!
00:46:12We're going to the beach!
00:46:14We're going to the beach!
00:46:16We're going to the beach!
00:46:18We're going to the beach!
00:46:20We're going to the beach!
00:46:22We're going to the beach!
00:46:24We're going to the beach!
00:46:26We're going to the beach!
00:46:28We're going to the beach!
00:46:30We're going to the beach!
00:46:32We're going to the beach!
00:46:34We're going to the beach!
00:46:36We're going to the beach!
00:46:38We're going to the beach!
00:46:40We're going to the beach!
00:46:42We're going to the beach!
00:46:44We're going to the beach!
00:46:46We're going to the beach!
00:46:48We're going to the beach!
00:46:50We're going to the beach!
00:46:52We're going to the beach!
00:46:54We're going to the beach!
00:46:56We're going to the beach!
00:46:58We say bye to Mindy and Lee.
00:47:00I'll walk you guys out.
00:47:10Mindy! Can you help me?
00:47:12Mindy! Can you help me?
00:47:14I'm going to...
00:47:16I'll see you tomorrow.
00:47:18I'll see you tomorrow.
00:47:20Have fun.
00:47:22Drive safe.
00:47:24Drive safe.
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00:49:22I don't know what you're talking about.
00:49:24Oh
00:49:49You want some coffee or something? No
00:49:52I'm already late
00:49:57Okay, all right, okay
00:50:04All these lists and all these things and like I swear Jessica's like having like a new idea everything
00:50:11You know, I can help with anything
00:50:14Really?
00:50:15That would be great
00:50:17Actually, if you could help there's a lot to be done and I'm kind of like my wits end
00:50:22Yeah, sure
00:50:25Great
00:50:29My mom's coming
00:50:34All right, I really have to go I'll see you later and I'll text you Jessica's number
00:50:47I
00:50:56Forget something no
00:51:02Take time to talk
00:51:04About what?
00:51:07Are you mad at me?
00:51:10Yeah, I just honestly like I feel like I've seen you for like five minutes all together now
00:51:16Don't be so I know I'm not being hard on you. It's not that's why I came over
00:51:20Last night, you know, I bring us wine. We're gonna like yeah, I'm sick, you know, but then like
00:51:26Okay
00:51:30Like what was that I'm sorry
00:51:36It's fine, I'm not I don't know what I'm saying you I'm not trying to I think I'm not I know you've got a lot going on
00:51:46I'm really glad that you're here. It's really nice to see you. I missed you
00:51:59Okay, I'm gonna run
00:52:05I
00:52:29Yeah, I can do that
00:52:35No, no, it's fine. I'll do it. How's it going? You guys having fun?
00:52:44Yeah, I'm good
00:52:50Was that Mindy yeah
00:52:53She all right. Yeah, she's fine. She's uh, I'm
00:52:57Going to get a massage. So I have to just need to say the name. Okay. Okay. I just did this one. Okay, okay
00:53:05I'm going to pick her mom up at the airport. It too. Well, that's great. You're picking her up. I'm gonna do Sam
00:53:13It's kind of you to do that so your friend could have a massage
00:53:20Mommy I'm a man. Oh my god
00:53:26Right
00:53:28Thank you cartoon
00:53:31How small do you want these you want them is that good or yeah, that's about the right size
00:53:36Where's Mindy? I don't know. Where's Mindy? I think she's with my sister
00:53:41Doing I don't know. I think they're doing girl stuff
00:53:46You have to cook all this mom we got caterers coming I know
00:53:50You know how much I love to make sweet potato casserole. Yes, I do makes me feel like he's here with us
00:53:56You know doing great
00:54:01Why did your father die? Oh, well, he he got sick
00:54:07Wow, oh he got a really really bad cold
00:54:12And he died
00:54:14Were you really sad? I was pretty sad. Did you cry I didn't cry a little bit. I
00:54:21Would have never stopped crying
00:54:24Yeah, you know when people die they don't really leave they just go into your heart
00:54:31Invisible daddy, yeah, they're invisible, but they're still right here, you know
00:54:38Did you cry Jessica
00:54:43Sometimes crimes the right thing to do
00:54:46Anybody else need a mustache or just us over here
00:54:50Oh, yeah
00:54:53Yep
00:54:56Yeah
00:54:58Airport and get Mindy's mommy. No, yeah, we really really have to go now. No way I
00:55:07Can watch her if you want
00:55:09Okay, check this out Wow, that's awesome
00:55:15Good job man. See ya
00:55:18Later alligator after a while crocodile. Yeah
00:55:24Sorry, I don't know what I'm gonna do
00:55:30I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:55:34I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:55:38I'm sorry
00:55:42It's correct right up here I am so cold I've been standing out there for the last half hour I
00:55:52How's the fight
00:55:55It was just dreadful actually, I
00:56:00Don't know. Everybody was sneezing. It was so uncomfortable
00:56:03I was so last-minute that I couldn't fly first class. I had a flight coach wanted to kill myself
00:56:14Why didn't Mindy pick me up she was going to and then I think she had some last-minute wedding stuff to do so she asked me
00:56:26She's just stressed and busy
00:56:30Always was a little selfish
00:56:34You
00:56:46Do you like him do you like the family I like them they're nice nice. She's very happy
00:56:58It's nicer than
00:57:00Definitely nicer than other boyfriends
00:57:03I
00:57:13So, how how are you is it Dale Dean?
00:57:21He's good, I mean we're kind of separated right now, but it's fine
00:57:33Hey
00:57:37All right, you it's like flower girl dresses get over here
00:57:46No
00:57:48Wait, hold on. Let's do the veil first just so you can get the whole picture. Okay. Hey
00:57:54How are the flowers? Oh, they're good. They're good. They're
00:57:58White and pink and like the off-white right? Yeah
00:58:03I think that'll be good. Okay. Um, thanks for helping out. It's like I know it's been crazy. Oh
00:58:13Gosh
00:58:18Yeah, yeah, what are you thinking, um, I think it's beautiful I just don't know if it's me
00:58:28Yeah
00:58:31Um
00:58:33Maybe something less
00:58:35Okay simpler. Yeah, just something fitted and maybe lacy. I know it's really last minute. So thank you so much for helping. I
00:58:43understand
00:58:46I'm sorry that you're not part of the wedding. I was thinking about it last night. I was like
00:58:54I mean, I actually want you to be I am part of the wedding. I'm the flower girls mom
00:59:00I just didn't even know if you wanted to I
00:59:04Don't I wouldn't know I don't like attention. I wasn't sure that you'd even say yes, so
00:59:09You're gonna come at all
00:59:12I'm seeing you
00:59:19Okay, we have another another okay, what do you think
00:59:25Um
00:59:29Mommy plays on
00:59:33Is there anywhere I can put this yeah for sure
00:59:55I
00:59:57Think we're on the line
00:59:59Guys, right. We're done any down there. Oh
01:00:04Sarah will you babysit? Well, I babysit this group tonight. Yeah. Oh, you're telling me you're pregnant
01:00:13No, unless maybe no no, right you sit are you
01:00:20Surprised don't ever know. I mean, you know, no kidding kidding. You're joking. Just make sure she doesn't
01:00:40I have a joke. I have a joke
01:00:43There's a fit we have a family tradition where I tell jokes and on this particular day
01:00:47I have a very special joke about family
01:00:53Jesse knows this joke very well. I think right cuz you have a grandpa and so there's this kid in his grandpa
01:00:59And he smoked the kids smoking. No
01:01:04She's so smart
01:01:06The grandpa's smoking the kid is not smoking and the boy goes to the grandfather. Can I have a cigarette and the grandfather says?
01:01:13Does your dick reach your asshole?
01:01:17And you got it and so the boys says no and so the grandpa says well then you can't have a cigarette and so then
01:01:23the next day
01:01:25Grandpa's boozing cheers to Graham's
01:01:28And the little boy says Gramps, can I have a drink and grandpa says can your dick reach your asshole yet?
01:01:34And the boy says no and the grandson grandpa says and you you know, you can't have any of my beer
01:01:38The next day the boy has a cookie and the grandpa goes up to him and he says
01:01:43Grandson that that cookie looks so delicious. Can I have a bite and the little boy says
01:01:47Well grandpa, can your pee pee touch your bum and the little and the grandpa says as a matter of fact it can and the
01:01:54Kid said well good grandpa go fuck yourself
01:01:58This is my cookie
01:02:12That's beautiful
01:02:17Please no more jokes
01:02:23Are we doing sincerity or more dirty jokes
01:02:38So we're going out later
01:02:42Okay, I need you to listen to Jessica tonight though because I'm not gonna be home till very very very very late
01:02:50No movies no movies you need to get to bed. Okay. I love you
01:03:09Okay
01:03:11Oh
01:03:41I
01:04:11Oh
01:04:41Oh
01:05:07Okay, uh-huh and I'm being blindfolded for a pizza
01:05:11Oh
01:05:41Oh
01:06:11Oh
01:06:42I
01:07:00I'm not kidding when you're pregnant your vagina is huge
01:07:11No
01:07:17Did it ever like strength like is it now bigger like no you had it like an extra
01:07:41Oh
01:08:11Oh
01:08:41Fireball whiskey, I think I think you're a water
01:09:11Oh
01:09:41Oh
01:10:11Oh
01:10:36What's wrong with your face
01:10:38Hmm your face, honey, you look terrible
01:10:53Okay, fine, let's just
01:11:01Do you think I did a bad job with you
01:11:08I think that it's hard
01:11:11Regardless, you know people make a lot of mistakes and you do a lot of things, right? And I feel like I turned out. Okay
01:11:25Do you think you did a bad job with me
01:11:28You're so far away for me. I never questioned. I
01:11:31Feel like I've done the best I can
01:11:34Can do under the circumstances we were in I I feel like yours there's a lot of separation
01:11:44And sometimes I feel you're very angry at me
01:11:47I
01:12:00Don't have to do this, let's just be supportive
01:12:03Okay, I just don't understand why you are doing this
01:12:11What this
01:12:14Is
01:12:16It
01:12:20Why are you getting married
01:12:36You look beautiful
01:12:45I don't know. I don't know if it's right. It's like so long
01:12:56Princess Wow
01:12:58Too far beautiful. Do you like look at me? Let me see. Here's your mom. That's good. You want to go show Mindy?
01:13:14You're a beautiful bride
01:13:26Careful careful, it's okay. It's okay. Can I just I just want one minute. I'm just gonna like sure
01:13:32Yeah, of course get it together and
01:13:37Oh, yeah, do you want some come and drink? Yeah, sir, will you stay just yeah
01:13:45Oh
01:13:49You nervous
01:13:56How do you feel yeah good, I'm excited I don't miss I'm nervous for you
01:14:07Vomit maybe you should throw up. Yeah
01:14:15Mindy
01:14:22Mindy
01:14:31Put this on. Oh
01:14:36Thank you, what are you doing I
01:14:41I just need to get out of there. I can't breathe
01:14:55I'm gonna go for a walk. Sure, but I feel like we should get back just a little bit
01:15:10I
01:15:40I
01:16:04Why did you come
01:16:07It's my best friend's wedding
01:16:11I
01:16:16Missed you
01:16:19All the time, why didn't you call me
01:16:23He was scared
01:16:27Confused
01:16:36I just thought that after that night, you know, there was
01:16:41Yeah, but you left
01:16:57Sorry, I didn't stay I don't know what to do
01:17:11I love you
01:17:20I love you so much
01:17:40I
01:17:42I
01:18:08Always love you
01:18:12I
01:18:42I
01:19:12I
01:19:43We gather in the presence of God to give thanks to the gift of marriage
01:19:50To witness the joining together of leaf and Mindy
01:19:54to surround them
01:19:56with our prayers
01:19:59Let us pray
01:20:00Gracious God, you are always faithful in your love for us
01:20:04Look mercifully upon leaf and Mindy
01:20:07Who have come seeking your blessings?
01:20:10Amen
01:20:14Leaf do you take Mindy as your lawful wife? I do
01:20:21And Mindy do you take leaf as your lawful husband
01:20:28I do I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:20:40Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce mr. And mrs. Sterling
01:21:05Wait
01:21:09You
01:21:26Dying of yearning
01:21:28Dripping fucking wet. It's so fun in the morning
01:21:33Leaving your bed
01:21:36back to where
01:21:40With my giant broken-hearted love song
01:21:50And if it's all the same in the morning
01:21:56After we are both well fed
01:22:00The only thing the heart craves is what's been left unsaid
01:22:10And our bodies speak in volumes
01:22:19But I'm getting fat now
01:22:22Pretty darling
01:22:25It's still starving for what's not being said
01:22:37Peace we have
01:22:40And why
01:22:42So easy, baby
01:22:45when you
01:22:47To say to me
01:22:51She fell the same
01:23:04With my
01:23:09Love song
01:23:15Too many times in the day
01:23:22To say
01:23:25Feels like a stranger in front of you
01:23:30Say those words, I love you
01:23:39You
01:23:55Sign this morning I drowned in my bed
01:24:00Happily morning my common sense
01:24:05Say
01:24:09With my
01:24:14Love song
01:24:34You