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00:00:00It's me, your boy, Zon.
00:00:05Zon.
00:00:06I've been in the CME my whole life.
00:00:07Everything I need is right here.
00:00:08My girl.
00:00:09Will you marry me?
00:00:10Oh, my God, yes.
00:00:11My family.
00:00:12Mom, what do you know?
00:00:13Open that jacket.
00:00:14My truck.
00:00:15Oh!
00:00:16But most importantly, my boys.
00:00:17Give it up for Bryce Meyer.
00:00:18Bryce, please, get down.
00:00:19We're your friends.
00:00:20We care about you.
00:00:21Oh, my God.
00:00:22Oh, my God.
00:00:23Oh, my God.
00:00:24Oh, my God.
00:00:25Oh, my God.
00:00:26Oh, my God.
00:00:27Oh, my God.
00:00:29Oh, my God.
00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:00:31No, please, no.
00:00:32Zon, you get down.
00:00:33We're your friends.
00:00:34We care about you.
00:00:35Oh, my God.
00:00:36I want to pull the plug.
00:00:37Where's the plug?
00:00:38You're not hooked up to any...
00:00:39That, yeah.
00:00:40That's for the TV.
00:00:41What's up?
00:00:42I'm Wade.
00:00:43Wade, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:44Dad, get the f**k back inside.
00:00:45Okay?
00:00:46I'm doing art.
00:00:47Pretty much just kicking with my brother and his friends
00:00:48cause everyone in my f**king sucks, dude.
00:00:49Want to do the show?
00:00:50No, dude.
00:00:51Do you, uh...
00:00:52Do you not burn?
00:00:53Wait, you don't burn, Wade?
00:00:54What the **** was that about?
00:00:56I'm sad, Dad. Can't you see how sad I am?
00:00:59What if you ran, like, a surf shop without your dad?
00:01:02If you were to tell me five years ago
00:01:03that I was gonna open up a surf skate shop with Johnny Mendez,
00:01:06I would've said, you're crazy, brother.
00:01:08Yo, Tessa, will you marry me?
00:01:10I'm down. I don't think I can get married right now.
00:01:12She just broke off the engagement or whatever, but...
00:01:14Now that I know that Dani's the real blunt mastermind,
00:01:16it's like, have I been in love with her this whole time?
00:01:18Dani, you need to choose right now, or we're done.
00:01:21And I guess we're done here.
00:01:23Well, it's safe to say I'm officially
00:01:24the most dumped guy in See Me.
00:01:26I'm pregnant.
00:01:28What do you mean?
00:01:29And if it's a guy, we're naming him Chez, Dax, or Hawk.
00:01:31Good breast, you want to hold him?
00:01:32No, I'm good.
00:01:34Xander's my boy, but not this Hawk fool.
00:01:35You deserve to be locked in a hot car
00:01:37with the windows rolled up.
00:01:38Toaster of it.
00:01:40I'm gonna toast your child.
00:01:41You're gonna toast my child?
00:01:42Just thinking about it, you know,
00:01:44we were pretty sick in high school.
00:01:45I mean, we were really cool in high school.
00:01:47Obviously, we were super sick in high school.
00:01:50God, high school was so sick.
00:01:51I'm sorry, but high school was so sick.
00:01:53♪♪
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00:02:22You got the money?
00:02:24For sure.
00:02:30And it's 100% legit?
00:02:32You ask a lot of questions.
00:02:34That was one question.
00:02:35Let's put it this way.
00:02:37This transaction is about as legit as my belt.
00:02:42No offense, but I can't tell if your belt is legit or not.
00:02:48Listen here, Snowcone.
00:02:49This isn't the only backstreet buy-your-bargain
00:02:52I got for today.
00:02:53Got a 130 Camarillo.
00:02:55So, Blaine or no Blaine?
00:02:58Uh...
00:03:01I just got to make a quick call.
00:03:02Very well, then.
00:03:09Yo.
00:03:10Wait.
00:03:11There's no time to explain,
00:03:12but I need you to get everyone to the house now.
00:03:15It's an emergency.
00:03:16♪♪
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00:03:42All right, class, if Aaron beats this level without losing,
00:03:44no homework for a week.
00:03:45Yo, don't blow this for us, Aaron.
00:03:47Oh, shut up.
00:03:48♪♪
00:03:51What's up?
00:03:52Yo, dude, Zan just hit me.
00:03:53He said he needs all of us at the house ASAP rocky.
00:03:56Sounds like a huge deal.
00:03:58An HD?
00:03:59Yeah, like a 4K HD.
00:04:01Holy cannoli.
00:04:03That's quite the Leland and Cidge.
00:04:04Yeah, man, like a Sabrina the Teenage Sitch.
00:04:07And that's on gang?
00:04:08Yeah, that's on our Lord and Savior,
00:04:10Jesus H. Christ.
00:04:11Good God.
00:04:13Oh, one sec.
00:04:14Dunkin's calling.
00:04:15Dunk, you're on with Wade.
00:04:16Wade, I just got your text.
00:04:17What the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on, dude?
00:04:20Is it actually a 4K HD?
00:04:21From what Zan was saying,
00:04:23sounds like it might be an 8K.
00:04:258K?
00:04:26Are you cranking my shaft, dude?
00:04:28What, is he dying or something?
00:04:31Hold on, Johnny's calling me.
00:04:32Hang up. Hang up. Deny it.
00:04:34Yo, I think he just accidentally denied my call.
00:04:37Johnny, it wasn't an accident.
00:04:38I don't have time to explain,
00:04:39but we need to get to Zan's immediately.
00:04:42Wait, what is going on?
00:04:43I told you to grab the crossbow.
00:04:45We don't have a crossbow.
00:04:46The last time Zan assembled the squad
00:04:48on some emergency situation-type vibes
00:04:50was back in 08 when a bunch of randos
00:04:52showed up at Lexi's party,
00:04:53and Zan almost knocked Mike Schaefer.
00:04:55So, yeah, you could say I'm prepared for battle right now.
00:04:57Bryce, what's going on?
00:04:58I think Zan has ass cancer.
00:05:00What? Don't say that. That is not funny.
00:05:02I mean, he might.
00:05:03Shut the fuck up, Bryce.
00:05:04You shut the fuck up. Hold me back.
00:05:05You want to do this right now?
00:05:07I have a literal bath, dude.
00:05:08I will kill you.
00:05:09No lessons. No lessons.
00:05:11So, I don't know what's going on right now,
00:05:13but the vibe is high-key stressful.
00:05:15All my serotonin got replaced by straight-up anxiety, bro.
00:05:18It's a ride, bro.
00:05:22Is that guy revving at us?
00:05:25Who's that?
00:05:27Uh-oh.
00:05:30God damn it.
00:05:31I don't like this, guys.
00:05:33Am I going to have to knock this truck?
00:05:41Check it out!
00:05:43Wait, wait. Is that what this is all about?
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:48Yeah!
00:05:49Yeah!
00:05:50Let's go! Let's do it!
00:05:53New truck, baby!
00:05:56Dude, lately, Molly and I have been on really bad terms,
00:06:00and I've been feeling super down.
00:06:01So, I thought, what better way to solve this relationship issue
00:06:05than with a brand-new truck?
00:06:07Did you know about this?
00:06:08Nope.
00:06:09Dude, this looks so expensive.
00:06:11Dude, it was.
00:06:12Guys, we had to empty out the savings real quick.
00:06:14Let's go. That sounds tight.
00:06:16Look at the lift on this puppy.
00:06:18This is noticeably bigger than before.
00:06:20Dude, keep the specs on these handles.
00:06:21Oh, yeah, Xander.
00:06:23Sick truck.
00:06:24Thank you, Denny.
00:06:25Straight up.
00:06:26Thank you, Denny.
00:06:28Hey, Dan. Can I call you for a chat?
00:06:33Xander has always had a habit
00:06:35of making really impulsive purchases without telling me.
00:06:38And I'm not talking casual things.
00:06:39I'm talking huge tattoos.
00:06:40Oh, my God!
00:06:41A motorcycle, a parabolic microphone,
00:06:44and now this truck that looks exactly like his old truck?
00:06:48We've had so many conversations about it
00:06:50that this is just starting to feel like the last straw.
00:06:55What's up?
00:06:56What's up?
00:06:57Did you have anything to tell me
00:06:59that you just emptied our entire savings account
00:07:00to buy yourself a new truck?
00:07:02I didn't empty the entire savings.
00:07:04There's still, like, 500 bucks in there.
00:07:05Xander, that is so whack.
00:07:07I did this for us.
00:07:09No, you did this for you.
00:07:11And now I'm about to do something for me.
00:07:16Molly, I swear to God,
00:07:17if you take that ring off right now, Molly...
00:07:20Yo!
00:07:22Check this out. This is big.
00:07:25What is it?
00:07:26Just found this in the mailbox.
00:07:27You are cordially invited
00:07:29to the See Me High 10-year reunion.
00:07:33No way!
00:07:34Oh, my God!
00:07:35Oh, my God!
00:07:37Oh, my God!
00:07:38Oh, my God!
00:07:40Oh!
00:07:41I'm straight up over the moon right now, dude.
00:07:43Like, I've been waiting for this day
00:07:44since we graduated high school.
00:07:46I totally thought they were gonna cancel it
00:07:47because of the pandy.
00:07:48Remember the pandy?
00:07:49Dude, the pandy was so randy.
00:07:51Feel like it's not that chill to call it the pandy?
00:07:54Yo, it's only three weeks away.
00:07:55Do you ever check your mail?
00:07:57Dude, honestly, I didn't even know we still got mail.
00:07:59Yo, but I'm so pumped for the reunion!
00:08:01Yeah!
00:08:03I'm not pumped for the reunion at all.
00:08:06I just lied to every single person's face
00:08:08in that driveway.
00:08:09In reality, I've low-key been stressing this day for years.
00:08:12All my friends were in the class of 010
00:08:14since everyone my year fucking sucked,
00:08:16and I didn't technically graduate
00:08:17till a couple years later,
00:08:19but I need to make sure I get an invite somehow.
00:08:21We're gonna go get some kickback stuff.
00:08:22We'll be right back.
00:08:24Love you. Love you so much.
00:08:26Obviously, Molly and I were on the precipice
00:08:28of potentially ending our marriage for good,
00:08:31but after getting such joyous news,
00:08:33we just decided to put all that on hold,
00:08:35ride this high, and have a celebratory kickback at the pad
00:08:38despite it being 1140 a.m. on a Wednesday.
00:08:48Is he gonna hit that?
00:08:49We'll be right back, dude.
00:08:51There's a little bit of a learning curve with this.
00:08:53He'll get there.
00:08:56Go, Em!
00:08:58Let's go!
00:08:59We're about to show up
00:09:00and flex so hard on all these fools.
00:09:03Dude, facts.
00:09:04This is, like, the day we've all been waiting for,
00:09:06like, our whole lives, honestly.
00:09:08If I could say so, I feel elated.
00:09:10Look at my hand.
00:09:12That's how elated I am. I'm shaking, bro.
00:09:13Wow, dude.
00:09:15Dude, right? I feel elated, too.
00:09:18Yeah, Dunk?
00:09:19You elated?
00:09:21Yeah, obviously.
00:09:23Really, Dunkin'?
00:09:25You're elated?
00:09:26I just said I was elated,
00:09:28and now you're suddenly feeling elated as well?
00:09:30I feel giddy AF right now, bro.
00:09:32Ugh!
00:09:33Yeah? Even though you're dating Danny and Tessa,
00:09:36but at the end of the day, you got to pick one
00:09:38for their reunion,
00:09:39which means the other one's just gonna be mad pissed.
00:09:40They're probably both gonna be super pissed at you.
00:09:43Damn, dude.
00:09:45It's not like I was planning on dating
00:09:47Danny and Tessa at the same time.
00:09:49Should I have said no to one of them
00:09:50when they both asked to get back together at Zan's wedding?
00:09:53Maybe we should give it another shot?
00:09:54Yeah, I'm down.
00:09:56Would you be willing to put the past behind us
00:09:57and give this another shot?
00:09:59100%.
00:10:00Yeah, I probably should have.
00:10:01Probs. But it's a wedding.
00:10:04Like, I was so fired up on love.
00:10:06I was torqued on love, dude.
00:10:08You know who else isn't hyped?
00:10:09Whed.
00:10:10Dude, I am hyped. I'm so hyped.
00:10:12You're not even invited.
00:10:13All right, Bryce, chill out, dude.
00:10:15Zan, this truck is so lifted, bro.
00:10:16I feel so high up off the ground.
00:10:18I know, right? Can you imagine a more lifted truck?
00:10:20I can't. I can't.
00:10:21Dude, I know. I feel so high, too,
00:10:23which I'm, like, very familiar with that feeling.
00:10:26So, in the past, you know, I've gotten a lot of heat
00:10:28for, quote, unquote, not burning,
00:10:31which is crazy because, like,
00:10:32I'm, like, the biggest stoner in the world.
00:10:34If I had to name all the ways I get high,
00:10:36on the regular, bong, peace, bubbler, gravity bombs.
00:10:42Let's talk about this monster fridge in the center.
00:10:45Are you JK-ing me right now?
00:10:47Are you JK-rolling me?
00:10:48Pretty sick, huh? Yeah, that's a nice toss.
00:10:50Dude, you are definitely going to take home
00:10:52the truck of the year trophy.
00:10:56Every year at the Simi High 10-year reunion,
00:10:59they give the person with the dopest truck
00:11:00the truck of the year prize.
00:11:02It's a BFD.
00:11:04My dad won it at his reunion.
00:11:06His dad won it at his reunion.
00:11:09I'd be lying if I said winning that trophy
00:11:11hasn't always been a dream of mine.
00:11:13I don't want to jinx it, but with this new BBT,
00:11:18this big black truck,
00:11:20I 100% have this thing in the back.
00:11:23Yo, peep this custom horn I recorded.
00:11:25Boom, bitch!
00:11:26Truck of the year coming through!
00:11:29Oh, my God!
00:11:38Oh, my God. Look at this truck.
00:11:40Dude, is that even street legal?
00:11:42It's got to be a professional dirt biker, right?
00:11:48Zed?
00:11:50Jathu?
00:11:51Bronco Zamboni?
00:11:52Slap my ass and call me a bad boy.
00:11:55Is that Bryce Meyer?
00:11:56What is up, boys?
00:11:57What up?
00:11:58Dude, what's so sick about Simi is that it's so small,
00:12:02you can just run into people from your high school
00:12:03when you least expect it.
00:12:05Jathu S. and his squad were the baseball bros in our class,
00:12:08and we had an alliance in case something ever went down
00:12:10with the football bros or the field hockey girls.
00:12:13Solid B team.
00:12:14Seems like they're doing pretty well now, though,
00:12:16which is dope.
00:12:18You know, and I don't necessarily think
00:12:20his truck is better than mine.
00:12:22It's just different.
00:12:24They're both sick trucks.
00:12:26Yo, I saw on IG you guys have been killing it
00:12:28in the real estate game.
00:12:29Yeah, we're high-key slinging pads these days.
00:12:31Hey, where you fools headed with all this stuff?
00:12:34Uh, dude, we're coming back from Tahoe.
00:12:36Gordon's got a place up there.
00:12:37We took the jet skis out, split a quad of shrooms.
00:12:40Got some sick, epic drone footage jumping the hot springs.
00:12:43So sick. That's, like, the sickest sentence
00:12:45I've ever heard in my life.
00:12:46Well, yo, we're about to head up to Jathu's crib
00:12:48to celebrate the reunion.
00:12:49You guys should cruise. Let's black out.
00:12:51Oh, you guys are cruising to the reunion?
00:12:53Yeah, dawg, of course.
00:12:55Coming for that Truck of the Year trophy.
00:12:56Ha!
00:12:59That's dope, dude.
00:13:01That's super dope.
00:13:03Gee whiz is that sick.
00:13:07Yo, did you just say, gee whiz?
00:13:09I know Xander's trying to be chill right now
00:13:10because Jathu just pulled up in, like, an absolute rig,
00:13:13but as soon as he said, gee whiz?
00:13:15Gee whiz is that sick.
00:13:17I knew that fool was flustered.
00:13:19Not gonna lie, I'm pretty flustered myself.
00:13:20But, you know, that sounds chill,
00:13:22but we're actually having a low-key kicker at our pad,
00:13:24so we can't cruise to yours. Thanks, though.
00:13:26Oh, just pull up, man. It's right up the street.
00:13:28Besides, the squad would love to see the see-me legends.
00:13:32I mean, we are legends.
00:13:33We are legends. Just got a good-ass point.
00:13:35Box. All right, yeah,
00:13:37we'll cruise through for, like, five to ten.
00:13:38Nice!
00:13:40Yo! All right, follow me, all right?
00:13:43Yeah. Woo!
00:13:54Wonder what the boys are up to.
00:13:56What's taking them so long?
00:13:57Probably just whacking off to Xander's truck
00:14:00and talking about how sick it's gonna be
00:14:02when we pull up to the reunion in Xander's truck,
00:14:04because that's the only thing he cares about is his truck,
00:14:07and that's it.
00:14:13Are you good?
00:14:14I mean, I guess this whole reunion thing
00:14:16just has me thinking, like,
00:14:17like, what's my truck, you know?
00:14:20Yeah, you have that little Tacoma, though, right?
00:14:22Not literally, Johnny.
00:14:24Idiot. Like, metaphorically.
00:14:27Who cares? We were dope then.
00:14:29We're even doper now.
00:14:30Seriously. Yeah.
00:14:31We had the sickest squad in high school by far.
00:14:33Exactly. And as someone who's been getting
00:14:36really into manifestation lately,
00:14:38I think it's time for us to go.
00:14:40As someone who's been getting really into manifestation lately,
00:14:42I think it could be really good for you malls.
00:14:45Think about it.
00:14:46My Taylor Swift Erastor floor seats,
00:14:49I thought of them.
00:14:50I sent the ticket link to my mom.
00:14:53I got the tickets.
00:14:54I manifested that.
00:14:56Oh, really, Dani?
00:14:58Did you manifest all of your things?
00:15:00Are we just gonna pretend that your grandpa
00:15:02isn't the inventor of the wall mount
00:15:04and your family's not worth $50 million?
00:15:08I swear to God, if this bitch says one more word
00:15:11about manifestation,
00:15:13I will straight-up choke her out.
00:15:15That is so true.
00:15:16Manifestation's, like, a really helpful tool.
00:15:18So, Dani, we finally gonna meet
00:15:20your secret lover boy at the reunion?
00:15:22Oh. Tessa?
00:15:24Um, I guess it could be a good time.
00:15:28What about you, Tessa?
00:15:29We haven't met your man, either.
00:15:32Oh. Yeah.
00:15:34Maybe we should not do that for the reunion, though.
00:15:36Maybe that's definitely not the move for the reunion,
00:15:39for sure, and that we all agree.
00:15:41Hey, Johnny, can I pull you for a chat?
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:45Good.
00:15:47I know it's none of my business,
00:15:48but you need to get it together.
00:15:50What are you talking about?
00:15:51The last three date nights with me and Duncan,
00:15:53he's had to leave early
00:15:55because you've been messing things up at the shop.
00:15:57Like, what could you be messing up so bad at midnight?
00:16:02I want to have Duncan's back and stuff,
00:16:03but he's come up with this slanderous narrative
00:16:05that I'm bad at my job to use as an excuse
00:16:08of why he's always, like, with the other girl.
00:16:11Bro, I'm starting to hurricane harbor
00:16:12some resentful energies, I'm not gonna lie.
00:16:14At the same time, I got to hold it down for my boy.
00:16:17Now I remember. I do mess things up every night.
00:16:20Oh, really?
00:16:21Around 11.30, I start messing things up.
00:16:24Figure it out,
00:16:25because I'd hate for things to have to get physical.
00:16:27Me, too.
00:16:31Bro, I barely even flinched, bro.
00:16:32Like, I was honestly flinching about something else
00:16:35that I was remembering, like, a scary thing in the moment.
00:16:38I'd knock Danny. Easy.
00:16:40Johnny. Yeah?
00:16:41Can I pull you?
00:16:43For sure.
00:16:44Tessa, on the other hand, I worry about Tessa.
00:16:52This is the backyard.
00:16:54Oh, my God, dude.
00:16:55I can't believe this is your pad.
00:16:58Yo, dude, they have Franco's Tacos catering here.
00:17:00That's such a flex.
00:17:01Man, look who it is.
00:17:04Dan, what's Gucci?
00:17:07Here, have a nice cold beer.
00:17:09Whoa.
00:17:10Okay.
00:17:12Oh, my God, they're so cold.
00:17:13Oh, my God, it's been so long.
00:17:16For sure, yeah.
00:17:19I'm sorry, do I know you from somewhere?
00:17:22Who the ... are you?
00:17:25Really? It's Agora.
00:17:27Hills. Oh, my God, from high school.
00:17:29Yes. What's up?
00:17:30You mean us now. Agora Hills.
00:17:33Oh, snap.
00:17:34Yeah.
00:17:35Congratulations.
00:17:36Yeah, thank you.
00:17:37Dan, you look so much less fat than you did in high school.
00:17:42Right? Seriously.
00:17:43I was just thinking that.
00:17:44Yeah. Well, I got my nose done and lip filler.
00:17:47Oh, word, yeah.
00:17:49And my ass.
00:17:50Oh, cool, yeah. That looks super good.
00:17:53Sick, right? Look at my wife's ass, dude.
00:17:55Yeah. No, it looks ... for sure.
00:17:58I'm looking at it.
00:17:59Yeah, cheers. It looks great.
00:18:00Can you take me to homecoming now?
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:08Take me to homecoming now.
00:18:13She's still pissed about it.
00:18:16Agora Hills.
00:18:18Damn, totally forgot I was about to ask her
00:18:20to homecoming sophomore year
00:18:22until I saw Molly crank that soldier boy at Quinoa's Quinceanera.
00:18:26Couldn't help but look at her like,
00:18:28damn, like what else can she crank?
00:18:32But yeah, it seems like their whole squad is really glowed up.
00:18:34Yo, Wade. What up, dude?
00:18:37JP. What's up, dude?
00:18:38My guy. How you been, man?
00:18:40I'm good, dude.
00:18:41Dude, you want an edible?
00:18:43Yeah. Yes, let me have one of those.
00:18:46For sure. Oh, wow, look at that thing.
00:18:49Oh, strong, strong.
00:18:50Yeah, dude, it's dank. Tastes like gasoline.
00:18:54Cool. Thanks, man.
00:18:55For sure, dude.
00:18:56I appreciate that.
00:18:58You gonna eat it, or?
00:19:00Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:02Probably, yeah, in an hour, I will probably.
00:19:04I don't want to be faded right now,
00:19:06but, like, I'm down to be faded in an hour probably.
00:19:08Oh, well, dude, it takes, like, an hour to kick in.
00:19:10So if you eat it now, it's perfect.
00:19:12Oh, what did I say? I said an hour?
00:19:13Yeah. Oh, I meant two hours.
00:19:15So I'll probably eat it in an hour.
00:19:17Oh. And sorry I'm all jumbled up.
00:19:19Daylight savings, you know?
00:19:20It was a stupid question.
00:19:21That plan's insane.
00:19:23So where is Molly?
00:19:25Did you guys break up?
00:19:26Oh, no, no. She's just back at the house.
00:19:29Probably pretty pissed, actually,
00:19:30since we just, like, came here
00:19:31and didn't, like, give him the heads-up or anything.
00:19:34That's pretty lame.
00:19:35Wait, does Molly have any passions?
00:19:38Uh, not particularly, no.
00:19:42Perfect. I'm gonna hit her up.
00:19:45Or we should go on a double date to that hot new spot.
00:19:47Oh, that hot new spot is so fire.
00:19:49So fire.
00:19:50So fire.
00:19:51So fire.
00:19:52You've been?
00:19:53Matthew, of course he's been.
00:19:55It's Zan, Simi Valley top dog.
00:19:57He could have invited anyone to Homecoming,
00:19:59and he brought Molly.
00:20:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:03Money, money, money all the time.
00:20:04What I'm thinking about?
00:20:05Bitches on my mind all the time.
00:20:07So these are my girlfriends, Topanga, Ventura.
00:20:10I love them both.
00:20:11And that's my homie, Sean.
00:20:13What up?
00:20:14Oh, damn.
00:20:16Dude, you're Sean White.
00:20:18Yeah, man.
00:20:19What are you even doing here?
00:20:22What am I doing here?
00:20:23I can't just be here?
00:20:25Well, you can, but, like, it's just crazy
00:20:28seeing you and Simi.
00:20:30Why is it crazy that I'm just here sipping Shirley T's,
00:20:35my drink of choice, just hanging with my buds?
00:20:38What's crazy about that?
00:20:39No, no, it's totally cool that you're, like,
00:20:41sipping the Shirley T's and whatever.
00:20:43I think he just more so means it's super random
00:20:45that you're here.
00:20:46I don't think it's random.
00:20:49You're random.
00:20:51OK, anyway, circling back, hey, Braco, you said that, uh,
00:20:55so both of these girls are your girlfriends?
00:20:58Yeah.
00:20:59And you guys are all, like, totally cool with that?
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:04I think it'd be pretty weird if he was dating both of us
00:21:06and we just didn't know.
00:21:07Yeah, like, morally, that'd be, like, really messed up.
00:21:10It's like that movie, Savages, except I'm
00:21:12the Blake Lackley character.
00:21:14Have you seen the movie, Savages?
00:21:15Yeah.
00:21:16Yeah, it's like that.
00:21:18Yo, just out of curiosity, uh, like,
00:21:22what are you benching these days?
00:21:23I'm mostly into calisthenics now, bro.
00:21:25But, uh, last I checked, probably, like, 350.
00:21:30350?
00:21:32That's not bad.
00:21:33How much do you bench, man?
00:21:35Been a hot man, for sure.
00:21:36But, um, I'd say probably 500.
00:21:42Next.
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:44You ever get into Muay Thai?
00:21:45Muay Thai?
00:21:46No, it's way too spicy for me.
00:21:48I do like sushi, though.
00:21:51That reminds me, bro, your truck is, uh, pretty tricked.
00:21:54Was that pricey?
00:21:55No idea.
00:21:56Gore got it for me.
00:21:57I mean, it came with, you know, the Lyft
00:21:59and, like, the bright baby blue.
00:22:00But, uh, I added the subs.
00:22:04But it's probably, like, a gas guzzler and a half, though,
00:22:07right?
00:22:08No, it's actually a hybrid, so it's pretty chill.
00:22:11No way.
00:22:12Indica or Sativa Dominant?
00:22:14No, like, it only takes half gas.
00:22:18You're telling me your truck runs on made kush?
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:20You guys are funny.
00:22:24Who's this little guy?
00:22:25Hey, bud.
00:22:26I like your shirt.
00:22:30OK, I'll just go f*** myself, then.
00:22:32F***.
00:22:33Oh, dang.
00:22:34What did he say?
00:22:35What's he say?
00:22:36You didn't have to do him like that, Johnny.
00:22:37No, what'd he say?
00:22:38That was so savage.
00:22:39What's up with your dog, fool?
00:22:41Trying to start some shit, or what?
00:22:42I don't think he's the one starting some shit.
00:22:46But he might be the one finishing some shit.
00:22:48Oh, yeah?
00:22:49You don't want this, bro.
00:22:50Trust me.
00:22:51I should have beat the f*** out of your dog, bro.
00:22:52He will tear you apart, bud.
00:22:55I'll take his leash around, swing him, helicopter,
00:22:57throw him.
00:22:58Hey, hey, hey, he ain't worth it.
00:23:00You want to go for a walk?
00:23:01Dude, can't say W-L-K.
00:23:04Now I have to take him.
00:23:07Just took him.
00:23:08Matter of fact, hey, why don't you give him a treat?
00:23:10Ah, damn it.
00:23:11Yo, Bryce, let's dip, dude.
00:23:13Sorry about that, bro.
00:23:13No, no, for sure.
00:23:14All good, no worries, dude.
00:23:15I'll see you guys at the reunion.
00:23:18Yeah, I guess you will.
00:23:25About time.
00:23:27Wait, where's the kickback stuff?
00:23:29We forgot it.
00:23:31How?
00:23:31You were gone for like two hours.
00:23:33Well, we forgot it.
00:23:35OK, lucky?
00:23:37Wait, what the hell is going on?
00:23:39Yo, the comeback squad.
00:23:43Hello, what happened?
00:23:44You want to know what happened?
00:23:45We're not that sick is what happened.
00:23:47What?
00:23:48Yes, we are.
00:23:49I was just telling them we're about to go to the reunion.
00:23:50We're going to go to the reunion.
00:23:51We're going to stun on fools.
00:23:52We're going to flick some fools and look dope.
00:23:53Not going to happen like that.
00:23:54We shouldn't even go.
00:23:56OK, we have to go.
00:23:57I am not missing it.
00:23:59The baseball bros are sicker than us now.
00:24:02What, like Jaffew S in them?
00:24:04Bro, that's a physical impossibility.
00:24:06The baseball dudes are way less sick than us in high school.
00:24:09Yeah, well, not anymore, Johnny.
00:24:12Before our run-in with Jaffew's squad,
00:24:14we were super stoked for the reunion
00:24:17and also just, like, overall very content with our lives.
00:24:21But now I realize we're not even close to living the kind
00:24:24of lives that look sick online.
00:24:26Like, I didn't even know about the hot new spot.
00:24:29Look, guys, I know we're on some seriously insecure vibes
00:24:32about some things that are, quite frankly,
00:24:34completely out of our control, all right?
00:24:37I think the only thing we can do right now, realistically,
00:24:42is spend every waking moment between now and the reunion
00:24:46making sure we look as sick as possible.
00:24:49Hell yeah!
00:24:50Yes!
00:24:50Hell yeah!
00:24:51Yes!
00:24:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, god.
00:25:00Zander?
00:25:01Oh.
00:25:02Oh, yeah?
00:25:04Zander.
00:25:04I said I'll take care of it tomorrow.
00:25:07It is tomorrow.
00:25:08Oh, yeah.
00:25:09Zander.
00:25:09OK, OK, OK, OK.
00:25:10Stop.
00:25:11Come on.
00:25:12At the end of last season, Wade said
00:25:14he needed somewhere to stay for a couple weeks.
00:25:16And we totally believed him on that timeline.
00:25:19But it's been, like, a couple of years now,
00:25:22and he seems to just be getting more and more comfortable.
00:25:26Oh, wow.
00:25:27Yo.
00:25:29Yo, Zond.
00:25:30Are you trying to get in on the coal punch grind, man?
00:25:33Yo, dude, I'm just trying to sleep low key.
00:25:37You guys still sleeping in super late?
00:25:39I mean, it's like 5, dude.
00:25:43Yo, but Molly and I were talking, and, um.
00:25:45This is the hardest part.
00:25:46Right here, before you go numb.
00:25:47Oh.
00:25:48Right, yeah.
00:25:50But I was just wondering if you've, like, I don't know,
00:25:53been looking for places, or taking any steps,
00:25:55like, in that direction, or.
00:25:57Oh, fuck it, I got a bale.
00:25:58Can you hand me the towel right there?
00:26:00Yeah, but after I hand you the towel, could we.
00:26:02Zand, the towel, man.
00:26:02My dick's going in, man.
00:26:03I can feel it going in.
00:26:04Look, at heart, I'm an artist.
00:26:06Everyone knows that.
00:26:08But I don't know, man.
00:26:09Lately, I've just been focusing on optimizing my lifestyle,
00:26:12which all starts with a morning routine.
00:26:15Let me educate you.
00:26:17Wake up at 420 AM, and just get ready to penetrate the day.
00:26:21Measure out exactly 18 grams of coffee beans, brew them,
00:26:25film myself getting a little coal plunge in,
00:26:27list out my yearly goals, followed
00:26:29by a 45-minute meditation in the middle of the living room.
00:26:32After that, I'll knock out some work if I have time.
00:26:35And then the second half of my day
00:26:37mostly consists of doing yoga and listening to podcasts
00:26:40where white guys with rich dads give life advice.
00:26:42Drinking your own piss is hands down the best
00:26:45way to retain your own nutrients.
00:26:47I haven't eaten all week.
00:26:49I'm just recycling.
00:26:50I will easily live to be about 200.
00:26:52Yeah, dude, like, I'm glad you're
00:26:54on your routine and all that.
00:26:55But I just feel like it's not actually
00:26:57making you any money, you know?
00:26:59Or getting you any closer to actually
00:27:01moving out of the house.
00:27:02Listen, Zand, I hear you.
00:27:03But I just can't help but feel what you're saying to me
00:27:06right now is a projection of your own insecurities
00:27:08because you no longer have the wettest truck in Simi.
00:27:11Damn, I was pretty sure that wasn't at all my intention
00:27:15for starting this conversation.
00:27:16But after Wade brought it up, I was like,
00:27:19maybe I do have an ulterior motive.
00:27:21Usually when I'm feeling insecure,
00:27:23I can remind myself, like, at least I have
00:27:25a bigger truck than that fool.
00:27:27But I don't right now.
00:27:29It has me feeling like I might have
00:27:30to get unnaturally jacked in order
00:27:32to be sicker than Jathew at the reunion,
00:27:34especially since Wade isn't even going to be there.
00:27:37Dude, I'm going to be there.
00:27:38You're not even in the class of 2010, though.
00:27:40I'll just be someone's plus one.
00:27:41Pretty sure you can't be someone's plus one
00:27:43unless it's a significant other.
00:27:46Well, how would they even prove you're someone's sick?
00:27:48Think you have to suck face at the door when prompted.
00:27:51What?
00:27:52Fine, I'll just go with Lexi, then.
00:27:54That'd be sick.
00:27:55Lexi and I are, like, low-key star-crossed lovers.
00:27:59Our timing has just never really been right.
00:28:01I really thought I was going to go down in Cabo
00:28:03at Zahn's boss' party, but Lexi?
00:28:07I don't know, people from our past
00:28:08just keep cock-blocking us at, like,
00:28:09the least opportune moments.
00:28:11I've been responding to all of her stories
00:28:12with a fire emoji, though, so I think
00:28:14it's only a matter of time.
00:28:15Dude, it is only a matter of time, and I agree.
00:28:19You should start hooking up with Lexi for the sole purpose
00:28:21of securing a reunion invite.
00:28:23Well, no, I'm just.
00:28:24Dude, that's what's up.
00:28:25And by the time she realizes your whole evil plan,
00:28:28you'll already have attended the reunion,
00:28:30so it won't even matter, dude.
00:28:31Yeah, dude, but I actually kind of like her.
00:28:33Anyways, back to me.
00:28:34All this talk about the reunion has given me clarity.
00:28:37I know what I need to do to secure my sickness.
00:28:41And that's get the biggest truck in all of Simi.
00:28:44Holy shit.
00:28:45That's genius.
00:28:46Yeah.
00:28:47And I'm going to be the most jacked.
00:28:49Dude, I can train you.
00:28:50You should hop on my morning routine grind.
00:28:52Oh, dude, that'd be so helpful.
00:28:54Oh, wait, shoot.
00:28:56What?
00:28:57You said I had to move out.
00:28:58Bummer.
00:29:00Wait, hey, forget that.
00:29:02You're staying.
00:29:03You mean it?
00:29:04Yeah, dude.
00:29:05Oh, sick.
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:07You're going to be so sick.
00:29:08Dude, it's going to be awesome.
00:29:17Obviously, I had dreams to come to the reunion
00:29:19as a pro skater.
00:29:21I mean, I was raw as fuck in high school.
00:29:23I'm just too injury prone.
00:29:26But that's not really something I talk about.
00:29:28I like to keep that at the deepest parts of my heart.
00:29:31Yo, what up, Mr. Myers?
00:29:32What's up, G?
00:29:33But yeah, I've been a lit teacher at Simi High
00:29:35for the past year.
00:29:36And recently, you know, my ego has just
00:29:37been in full-blown spiral mode.
00:29:39So I think it's time for that promotion.
00:29:42Knock, knock.
00:29:43Oh, you're just going to walk right in, huh?
00:29:45Yeah, what up, Ms. B?
00:29:46Good morning, Bryce.
00:29:47What's up?
00:29:50Got you now.
00:29:51Oh, thank you.
00:29:53Seems like this one has a hole in it.
00:29:57Yeah, I smoked out of it earlier, so.
00:30:03So what do you want to talk about, Bryce?
00:30:05You know, it's been over a year.
00:30:07I've been killing it.
00:30:08Well.
00:30:09Yeah, I was thinking about, like, a promotion, you know?
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:14That's not typically how we do promotions.
00:30:17But would you have in mind, what's
00:30:19like the position under your, like,
00:30:20directly under your position?
00:30:23That would be vice principal.
00:30:25I'll take it.
00:30:26You want to be vice principal.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:29Well, unfortunately, that position has been filled.
00:30:32By who?
00:30:33Mrs. Stringbaum.
00:30:36Janet?
00:30:37Yeah, is that a problem?
00:30:38Backstabbing bitch.
00:30:40Excuse me?
00:30:41I said that's tight.
00:30:42That's sick.
00:30:43Really?
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44Because it sounded like you said that backstabbing bitch.
00:30:47No, I didn't say that, actually.
00:30:48You're tripping.
00:30:50So I'm going to take my pipe back, and I'll see you.
00:30:55This is Stringbaum?
00:30:56Dude, she definitely only got the job
00:30:58because she has the most teacher-y sounding name.
00:31:00I thought we were homies.
00:31:02But as a wise and definitely super
00:31:04unproblematic singer-songwriter Chris Brown once said,
00:31:07these hoes ain't loyal.
00:31:09No, these hoes ain't loyal.
00:31:13And that was straight up written about Janet Stringbaum.
00:31:15Hey, watch your back, Stringbaum.
00:31:20I'm not the kind of guy that just folds under pressure
00:31:22and goes out without a fight.
00:31:23So after hearing about Janet completely butt-ramming
00:31:26my mouth, I had to devise an incredibly sick plan.
00:31:30What's up, Bryce?
00:31:31Yeah.
00:31:32Got your note.
00:31:33What's going on, dude?
00:31:34Are you struggling with, like, feelings of inadequacy
00:31:36leading up to the reunion, or what's up, bro?
00:31:39No, OK, long story short, that position,
00:31:42vice principal position, Miss Stringbaum snagged it.
00:31:46Out from under my nose, bro.
00:31:47And did she know that you wanted it, like, super badly?
00:31:49Like, you were working hard towards it?
00:31:51Not really, no.
00:31:53But, I mean, you have been working hard towards it.
00:31:55No, not at all.
00:31:56But she knew, like, deep down, you really wanted it.
00:31:58You just hadn't expressed that to her yet?
00:32:00No, I just found out about it today, the positions.
00:32:02Oh, damn, bro.
00:32:03Wow.
00:32:04Yeah, OK, that makes it, like, harder
00:32:06to empathize with you over this.
00:32:07Look, dude, we have to organize a boycott, OK?
00:32:10We have to tell the entire school,
00:32:12especially Miss Stringbaum, that if she doesn't step down
00:32:14from this VP position, none of us
00:32:17are coming to class next year.
00:32:19I mean, we're seniors, so, like, we're
00:32:21going to graduate and go to college and shit.
00:32:23We're not coming back next year.
00:32:25Are you joking?
00:32:27What do you mean?
00:32:28I'm going to see me state.
00:32:29He's going to U of C me.
00:32:30But we're going to see each other on the weekends,
00:32:32try to make it work long distance.
00:32:33I'm not worried at all.
00:32:34Don't you remember we asked you for those letters
00:32:36of recommendation, like, months ago?
00:32:38Yeah, and I said, college, you don't need it.
00:32:41And we all laughed.
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:42Yeah, we thought you were kidding.
00:32:44Did you not write those letters?
00:32:45So you guys are betraying me?
00:32:47I thought, uh, I thought we were boys.
00:32:49We are boys, dude.
00:32:50But, like, I mean, well, we're not
00:32:52going to, like, sabotage our futures just
00:32:53to kick with you at high school.
00:32:55Wow.
00:32:56After everything I've taught you,
00:32:58this is how you repay me?
00:32:59Well, I guess it's going to be pretty hard
00:33:01to get into college when you both are failing this class.
00:33:04Yeah, but we're not failing this class.
00:33:05We both have As.
00:33:06Hmm.
00:33:10Weird, it doesn't look like that on my end.
00:33:13Weird, it doesn't look like that on my end.
00:33:16Let's take a look at this.
00:33:19Dude, that's illegal.
00:33:21Listen to me.
00:33:22I will not hesitate to do everything in my power
00:33:24to make sure neither of you reach your full potential
00:33:27to make myself feel better.
00:33:29All right?
00:33:29You got that?
00:33:33Get the heck out of here.
00:33:34Out of my sight.
00:33:36What is that?
00:33:38Bye.
00:33:39What's that noise?
00:33:43What?
00:33:53Yo, Tuck, you've got to flip the hats
00:33:56around so the logo's facing out.
00:33:58Otherwise, how are people going to know what's on the hat,
00:34:01you know?
00:34:01Oh, shit.
00:34:03Good call.
00:34:08So you're going to do that right now?
00:34:09Can I be honest with you, Johnny?
00:34:11Kind of feel like you're micromanaging me right now.
00:34:12I am your manager.
00:34:13Tucker, out.
00:34:14Go hide.
00:34:15Seriously, get out of here.
00:34:16Yo, Dunkles.
00:34:17I don't have time for that.
00:34:17Got a few quest-ideas about this, uh, upcoming.
00:34:19I don't have time for that, dude.
00:34:20I have to make it look like I'm working really hard.
00:34:22Tessa's about to be here.
00:34:23Okay, but I was working really hard.
00:34:25Okay, well, not everything's about you.
00:34:26Oh, so it's for you.
00:34:29Danny, hey.
00:34:30Everything was going according to plan, dude.
00:34:32Everything.
00:34:33I went on my 45-minute date with Danny,
00:34:35she drops me off, I run into DunkSurf,
00:34:38trying to get ready for my date with Tessa,
00:34:40and then Danny walks in two minutes
00:34:42before Tessa's supposed to show up.
00:34:43At this point, I just gotta hope Tessa
00:34:45gets into a car crash or something.
00:34:47Nothing fatal, but definitely something
00:34:50that'll slow her down.
00:34:51You, uh, you left your Savages DVD in the car, so.
00:34:54You should just hang on to it.
00:34:55You should check it out.
00:34:56It's actually pretty good.
00:34:57What's up, Johnny?
00:34:58Of course you're here, not doing shit.
00:34:59I was working pretty hard, but.
00:35:02Reworking?
00:35:03Then why are all those hats backwards?
00:35:05I leave for one hour and everything goes so south.
00:35:08Pathetic.
00:35:09Look, I'm swamped right now.
00:35:11I would love to hang out, but I really can't.
00:35:13I have to get back to work.
00:35:14Okay.
00:35:18Hey, Danny.
00:35:19Tessa?
00:35:20What are you doing here?
00:35:22I just needed to swing by and pick up,
00:35:26pick up some wax.
00:35:28Huh.
00:35:29What about you?
00:35:30What are you doing here?
00:35:31I was just here because I was,
00:35:32I was picking up some grip tape.
00:35:36Oh, word?
00:35:37You needed new grip tape?
00:35:40I was out.
00:35:43Well, we have grip tape and we have wax, so.
00:35:47Johnny, can you help them instead of, like.
00:35:50Having both babies on either side of me
00:35:52in another extremely close call
00:35:54is really getting me to thinking
00:35:55that this is just not a sustainable situation.
00:35:57Like, it's not fair to them,
00:35:59but mostly it's not fair to me.
00:36:01I think it's about time I keep it real.
00:36:04Not now,
00:36:06but soon.
00:36:0720 bucks for wax?
00:36:08Would you like to leave a tip?
00:36:1030, 35, or 40%.
00:36:13Couldn't risk either of them getting suspicious,
00:36:14so I actually just charged them both double.
00:36:18So can, um, can you approve these logos
00:36:20that Wade sent over for the drop?
00:36:22Dude, I do not have the bandwidth for that right now.
00:36:24Did you not see what just transpired?
00:36:27I've been pretty patient about doing all the work
00:36:28at the shop while Duncan fabricates an elaborate lie
00:36:31that I'm a bad employee to use as an alibi
00:36:33to cheat on both of his girlfriends,
00:36:35but enough is enough.
00:36:37Okay, Dunk,
00:36:39I'm just gonna vocalize some words real quick.
00:36:42This is unsustainable, bro.
00:36:44Danny and Tess are the homies, you know?
00:36:46It's not fair to them.
00:36:48It's not fair to the shop.
00:36:50And most importantly, bruv,
00:36:53it's not fair to you.
00:36:55Wow.
00:36:56Thank you, dude.
00:36:57I care about you.
00:36:58Never thought of it like that.
00:37:00Hey, could you do me a favor real quick?
00:37:03Could you go fuck yourself?
00:37:06You have the nerve, no, the gall
00:37:10to come in here and gaslight me?
00:37:12Bro, I'm spitting facts.
00:37:13Dude, you're spitting fables.
00:37:15Do you know how much pressure I'm under right now?
00:37:18That's what I'm saying, though.
00:37:19Okay, well, you know what I'm saying?
00:37:20You, Johnny Johnny Mendez,
00:37:24are fired.
00:37:25You're fired.
00:37:40Agora?
00:37:42Hey.
00:37:42Hi.
00:37:43What's up?
00:37:44What's up?
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Me and Agora were super close
00:37:48after we dissected a frog
00:37:49in Mr. Dalton's physiology class freshman year.
00:37:52But then Xan asked me to Homecoming
00:37:54and we just kind of stopped talking.
00:37:56But then she texted me the other day
00:37:58that she ran into Xan
00:37:59and she has a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity.
00:38:02Lexi wanted to check it out, too.
00:38:04Not exactly sure why Wade is here, though.
00:38:06You look so different.
00:38:10Thank you so much.
00:38:12Thank you.
00:38:13Yeah.
00:38:14You look so the same.
00:38:16How are you?
00:38:17Oh, I'm good.
00:38:18He's great, yeah.
00:38:19He's getting so old.
00:38:20They grow up so fast.
00:38:22You have no idea.
00:38:24He moved out of the house.
00:38:25It's just me and Xan there now.
00:38:27And Wade, I guess.
00:38:29Yeah, I'm just kind of between projects right now.
00:38:31So, you know, focusing on optimizing my daily routine
00:38:34and stuff like that.
00:38:34Fun.
00:38:35That's fun.
00:38:36So, what is this business opportunity?
00:38:38Because, you know, I've been really looking for my truck.
00:38:42Metaphorically.
00:38:43I feel that everybody deserves their truck.
00:38:48Metaphorically.
00:38:50Molly, how would you feel
00:38:52about getting into real estate?
00:38:57Yes, please.
00:38:58Yeah?
00:38:59Yeah.
00:38:59Okay, let's get right into it.
00:39:01So, do you own a real estate company or something?
00:39:03Something like that.
00:39:05What do you mean something like that?
00:39:06Lexi, chill.
00:39:07They're doing this for us.
00:39:08I'll ask two questions, Molly.
00:39:10Basically, you pay a one-time membership fee
00:39:13every month of $5,000 directly to me,
00:39:16and then you can get into our open house parties, events,
00:39:19you can be on our reality show.
00:39:20Is it a one-time fee or is it once every month?
00:39:23Exactly.
00:39:25Well, okay, you guys, the best part is that-
00:39:27Lexi.
00:39:29Hey.
00:39:30So, you going to the reunion or what's up?
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:33That's sick, because I'm going to be there too, so.
00:39:34I mean, I'm not like technically invited yet or whatever,
00:39:37but like, there's got to be some way that I can go, right?
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:41Sorry, Agora, what were you saying?
00:39:43That's okay.
00:39:44So, basically, like, the best part is,
00:39:46you recruit people and then you make commission
00:39:51off of everyone that they bring in.
00:39:54Like a funnel.
00:39:56Exactly.
00:39:56Like a funnel.
00:39:57What is the commission on, though?
00:39:59Like houses, mansions.
00:40:01Lately, we've been really into gentrification.
00:40:04Ooh, brilliant.
00:40:06And I don't really like to say numbers,
00:40:07but I have been making between 240 and $250,000 a year.
00:40:12So, $245,000 per year?
00:40:15I'm not really comfortable sharing numbers.
00:40:19So, what do you think?
00:40:22Are you in?
00:40:23Oh, we're in.
00:40:25Ah!
00:40:27Shake.
00:40:38That's a f****** knock, bro, geez.
00:40:41My bad, dog.
00:40:42Wait, were you doing something sketchy again?
00:40:44Yes.
00:40:46I've been looking for you, dog.
00:40:47You went to the juice bar, like, five hours ago.
00:40:48Yeah, well, I've been looking for something after.
00:40:52Like what, huh?
00:40:54The biggest truck in all of Simi.
00:40:56Oh, shit, dog.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:40:59And did you find it or what?
00:41:00You know, I found some options.
00:41:02I found some good stuff on Google Images.
00:41:05Just need to make sure I can afford it.
00:41:06How we doing on business?
00:41:09Why, you look like you're about to tell me something
00:41:12I don't want to hear.
00:41:13Tell me something good, man.
00:41:14Look, dog, I hate to be the wolf of bad news, bro, but...
00:41:15Hold on.
00:41:17The what?
00:41:17The wolf of bad news?
00:41:20You know, like, the bear of bad news,
00:41:22but a wolf instead, because it's worse?
00:41:25Bro.
00:41:26No, it's the bear-er of bad news.
00:41:28It's not a bear of...
00:41:31Yeah, I don't think so, bro.
00:41:33But going back to the sales,
00:41:34sales are pretty down right now, dog.
00:41:36What seems to be the ish?
00:41:38Honestly, I think the new truck knocks
00:41:42are a little too realistic, bro.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:48We've been Simi Valley's number one truck nut installer
00:41:51for almost three years now.
00:41:53I thought it was crazy when we installed 300 sacks.
00:41:55So to be sitting here telling you
00:41:57we've officially installed over 1,500 sacks
00:42:00is just nuts, pun intended.
00:42:04But lately, it's just kind of seeming like our nut tech
00:42:06has gotten a little too good.
00:42:10Um...
00:42:13Yeah, I don't see what the problem is.
00:42:14Those look just like my nuts.
00:42:19Yeah, dog, I think that is the problem, you know?
00:42:22I don't think anybody wants to look
00:42:23at a realistic pair of nuts.
00:42:25Is it the ball hairs?
00:42:26I think it's the hairs, dog.
00:42:27The flimsiness of it, the length.
00:42:30This one hangs a little lower than the right.
00:42:32Yeah, that's me.
00:42:33Remember, they made the cast with my nuts.
00:42:36It was a super awkward day in here, remember?
00:42:38They put my nuts in the molding.
00:42:40I remember, I remember.
00:42:41So I mean, bro, centimeter for centimeter,
00:42:42that is my nut sacking.
00:42:44I hear you, dog. I hear you.
00:42:45Hector, keep your 100 with me.
00:42:49Does this mean I can't afford the biggest truck
00:42:51in all of Simi?
00:42:54Yeah, no, dog.
00:43:00Seems like I'm pretty much facing every type
00:43:03of adversity known to man.
00:43:04But the thought of showing up to the reunion
00:43:06without the sickest truck has just been haunting my dreams.
00:43:10I just cannot allow that to happen.
00:43:12I will have the best truck at the Simi High 10-year reunion,
00:43:17or my name isn't Xander Hussein Sanders.
00:43:23The reunion is only two weeks away,
00:43:26so I thought the best way to figure out a game plan
00:43:29would be to invite the squad over for a kickback.
00:43:32What's up, boys?
00:43:33But really, it's just a brainstorm session disguise.
00:43:35What's up, bro?
00:43:37You got a real Daenerys Targaryen
00:43:39over here on the grill.
00:43:40Shut up, Bryce.
00:43:41Everyone likes a little char, dude.
00:43:42Xander, you're looking swole, bro.
00:43:44Oh, thanks, dude.
00:43:45Swollen.
00:43:46About time someone said something.
00:43:47All right, enough of that, guys.
00:43:49We got two weeks till the reunion,
00:43:51so I thought it'd be a good time to do
00:43:52a quick squad sickness update.
00:43:55Bryce, you secure that promotion?
00:43:56No, I actually got mad betrayed by everyone over there,
00:43:59so I'm just going to focus on being the most talented.
00:44:01Oh, word.
00:44:02So you can focus all your efforts
00:44:03on helping me find the biggest truck and see me?
00:44:05Precisely, yeah.
00:44:06I mean, I'm already yatted, so.
00:44:08I don't know, dude.
00:44:09Phineas Bustamante is looking pretty yatted these days.
00:44:11Yo, he is looking yatted, damn, and jacked.
00:44:15Shut up, dude.
00:44:16You're not even coming, bro.
00:44:17I am coming.
00:44:17Oh, yeah?
00:44:19You're coming?
00:44:19Yeah, I'm going to come.
00:44:20You're coming.
00:44:21With Lexi.
00:44:22I'm going to rizz her up when she gets here, probably.
00:44:23That's why I'm wearing so much cologne.
00:44:24I thought I smelled ass.
00:44:26Dude, everyone is so distracted.
00:44:28I'm holding it together like super well,
00:44:31but unbeknownst to the squad,
00:44:33I'm pissed off.
00:44:34Guys, shut up and focus.
00:44:37Come on.
00:44:37Yeah, shut up.
00:44:38Guys, if we're going to be pulling up in Zahn's truck,
00:44:41we have to make sure he wins truck of the year.
00:44:43Thank you.
00:44:44Luckily, I'm living with him,
00:44:45and for the foreseeable future,
00:44:46so I can be super helpful.
00:44:47But like, we're going to need all hands on deck.
00:44:49Hey.
00:44:50Dunk, you can help, right?
00:44:52Dunk it.
00:44:53Dude, I have a lot going on right now, OK?
00:44:55Jesus.
00:44:56I have a drop coming up.
00:44:58Oh, yeah?
00:44:59You got a big drop coming up?
00:45:01And I'm still trying to figure out
00:45:03that whole situation over there, so.
00:45:05Oh, yeah.
00:45:06What's your plan there, dude?
00:45:07Hey, what's the plan with that, Dunk?
00:45:09I've made my decision.
00:45:10I'm going to let you guys know tomorrow,
00:45:115 p.m. PST.
00:45:13Already made hats.
00:45:15You're going to do it like you're committing to a college?
00:45:18That's exactly what I'm going to do, Wade.
00:45:20♪♪
00:45:23After running into Dani at DunkSurf,
00:45:25I feel like I should probably make sure
00:45:26she wouldn't feel weird about me
00:45:27showing up to the reunion with Duncan.
00:45:29And I feel like this conversation
00:45:30has the potential to be very awkward,
00:45:32so I thought it'd be best to quickly rip one to the dome
00:45:35to calm my nerves.
00:45:36Like what? Oh, sick.
00:45:46So, Dani, how's it going?
00:45:50Um, I mean, I'm a little rattled by the way
00:45:52you just housed that El Brazo Especial,
00:45:54but otherwise I'm pretty good.
00:45:55How are things with, um, you and Duncan?
00:46:00What?
00:46:01Are things, like, awkward between you guys?
00:46:04Like, do you guys talk?
00:46:07Ooh, Tessa.
00:46:09That's like a super frickin' random question.
00:46:11Um...
00:46:13I love you.
00:46:16I love you.
00:46:18Like, maybe, like, one or two times in total,
00:46:21but not really, no.
00:46:23What about you?
00:46:26I love you.
00:46:28Um...
00:46:31Dani, have you considered purchasing a home?
00:46:33I recently got into real estate.
00:46:35Oh, cool.
00:46:36Shot you over a few links.
00:46:37Yeah, no, I saw.
00:46:38You see the links?
00:46:39I saw the links.
00:46:40So many.
00:46:41I love that.
00:46:42Like, 20 or 30 links.
00:46:43Mm-hmm.
00:46:44Is it just me, or did Molly become
00:46:45a real estate agent, like, one week ago?
00:46:47Let's buy something soon, yeah?
00:46:49I think I hear the door.
00:46:50Is it the dorm?
00:46:51The dorm!
00:46:52Wow.
00:46:53Get over here.
00:46:54What's up, family?
00:46:55Sun salutations.
00:46:56I'm so hungry.
00:46:57Good to see you.
00:46:58I thought that was your boy, dog.
00:46:59You just gonna let him swoop your girl like that?
00:47:00She wants to play the old,
00:47:01bring his former college roommate
00:47:02to the kickback to make him jealous strategy.
00:47:03Classic.
00:47:04Look, I went to college with Aldis.
00:47:05I lived with him.
00:47:06He threw my art show with me.
00:47:07I know him very well.
00:47:08Like, they're so not right for each other,
00:47:09it's like, I don't even care.
00:47:10Like, they would never end up together.
00:47:111A!
00:47:12You gonna beat his ass?
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:14Yo.
00:47:15Blindside.
00:47:16Blindside.
00:47:17Blindside.
00:47:18Blindside.
00:47:19Blindside.
00:47:20Blindside.
00:47:21Blindside.
00:47:22Blindside.
00:47:23Blindside.
00:47:24Blindside.
00:47:25Blindside.
00:47:26Blindside him, fool.
00:47:27Straight knock him right now.
00:47:28I will right now.
00:47:29Knock him, dude.
00:47:30What's happening?
00:47:31Oh, my God.
00:47:32Hey.
00:47:33Oh.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Oh, my heart's just chicken feet, dude.
00:47:36What's up?
00:47:37Oh, nothing, man.
00:47:38It's so sick that you're here, man.
00:47:39Yeah.
00:47:40How are you?
00:47:41It's great to see you, dude.
00:47:42I'm good, man.
00:47:43How are you?
00:47:44Yeah.
00:47:45You're good?
00:47:46Yeah, dude.
00:47:47OK.
00:47:48I'm awesome.
00:47:49You just seem kind of stressed.
00:47:50You here with Lexi?
00:47:51Yeah, dude.
00:47:52It's my little ginger tea.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:55What?
00:47:56Crazy she brought you, man.
00:47:57Super chill, though.
00:47:58Well, we've been hanging out a lot lately.
00:47:59You guys have been hanging out?
00:48:00Yeah, dude.
00:48:01We spent a lot of time.
00:48:02Went to the desert last weekend.
00:48:03Realigned her throat chakra.
00:48:04Really?
00:48:05That's so good to hear.
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07I love chakras.
00:48:08Yeah, dude.
00:48:09Nice.
00:48:10Are you sure everything's OK?
00:48:11Yeah.
00:48:12Speaking of knocking fools, where's your boy at, son?
00:48:13Who?
00:48:14Your son, Hawk?
00:48:15Is he coming?
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17He'll be here in a little.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:21Yeah.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:24Yeah.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Yeah.
00:48:27He'll be here in a little.
00:48:28He better not show up.
00:48:29I mean, he's going to show up.
00:48:31So.
00:48:32He better not.
00:48:33In case you didn't know, I'm not a fan of Xander's son.
00:48:37Never been.
00:48:38Never will be.
00:48:39Yo, why is he looking at me like that?
00:48:41What's up, little bud?
00:48:42You got a staring problem, pal?
00:48:43Like what, dude?
00:48:44He's just looking at you.
00:48:45He's a baby.
00:48:46Look at his face.
00:48:47Dumb little face.
00:48:48Stop.
00:48:49Yo, Xander, get your boy, dog.
00:48:50Hey.
00:48:51Hi.
00:48:52I'm sleepy.
00:48:53Since he was only one, it's just been nonstop beef.
00:48:56But at the end of season two, I thought I'd be the bigger man
00:48:58and finally squash it.
00:49:00But a couple years later, when he was all grown up,
00:49:02that fool came up to me at Xander's wedding still pissed.
00:49:04Still can't believe you threatened to lock me in a hot car
00:49:06with the windows rolled up, though.
00:49:07You remember that?
00:49:08Watch your back.
00:49:09Because this beef is officially back on.
00:49:13All right, then.
00:49:14At this point, I don't even care if it's Xander's son,
00:49:16and I don't care how old he is.
00:49:17If he shows up, it's hands-on sight.
00:49:19And that's on gang for real, for real.
00:49:22Oh, my.
00:49:24Hi.
00:49:25Look at him.
00:49:26Horace.
00:49:27Look at you.
00:49:28Good to see you, buddy.
00:49:30I can go kick his voice.
00:49:31Leave me alone, Mom.
00:49:33Hey.
00:49:34What's up?
00:49:35Uncle Wayne.
00:49:36What's up?
00:49:37What's up?
00:49:38Good to see you.
00:49:39How are you?
00:49:40Hey.
00:49:41What's up, dude?
00:49:42God.
00:49:45What's up, son?
00:49:47Wasn't he just, like, 18 at the wedding?
00:49:49No.
00:49:50He grew up so fast.
00:49:52Isn't that weird, though?
00:49:54He's, like, an old guy now.
00:49:56Lexi, don't be rude.
00:49:57Seriously?
00:49:59Oh, snap.
00:50:00Hey, Bryce.
00:50:01I didn't even see you there.
00:50:06All right, guys.
00:50:07Back to my truck.
00:50:09So I've been looking online, and I've
00:50:11been pretty hard on myself.
00:50:14So I've been looking online, and it's
00:50:16been pretty hard to find a truck in the right price range
00:50:18that's thicker than Jathi's.
00:50:20Dude, that's so true.
00:50:21Jathi's truck is sick.
00:50:25Thank you, Duncan.
00:50:26Why don't you just steal Jathi's truck?
00:50:30What do you mean?
00:50:31F*** these fools, dude.
00:50:32I'm saying we jack the truck, replace the sound system,
00:50:35get a better one, paint it matte black,
00:50:37and then it's your truck.
00:50:38And they don't have one for the reunion.
00:50:39Problem solved.
00:50:40I mean, it would be way less expensive.
00:50:42So true.
00:50:43What do you think about all this, Hawk?
00:50:45To be honest, I really want to contribute
00:50:47right now to this conversation.
00:50:49But I'm getting the seriously off vibes
00:50:51from Duncan and Johnny.
00:50:52What's up with you guys?
00:50:55What are you talking?
00:50:56We're good.
00:50:57Everything's chill.
00:50:58No, yeah, I'm definitely sensing like a lot
00:51:00of dark aura energy right here.
00:51:02Something is definitely not OK right here.
00:51:04Right?
00:51:05Yeah, I noticed that earlier.
00:51:06I just didn't want to hear about it.
00:51:07Everything is fine between me and Johnny, OK?
00:51:09We got in a little tiff, and he got fired from work.
00:51:11Wait, what?
00:51:12Good call.
00:51:13Smart.
00:51:14Besides that, everything's cool.
00:51:15You fired Johnny?
00:51:16That's so weird, dude.
00:51:17He's your best friend.
00:51:18Everything's fine, guys.
00:51:19Seriously, everything is cool, right?
00:51:21I mean, nah.
00:51:23Not cool at all.
00:51:24Like, I'm feeling very overwhelmed.
00:51:26And like, I don't know where to do with my life now,
00:51:30for real.
00:51:31Like, I just was doing it.
00:51:32All right, all right, all right.
00:51:33OK, OK, we get it.
00:51:34We get it.
00:51:35Duncan, let him speak.
00:51:36He'll stay out of this, big guy.
00:51:37Shut up, Bryce.
00:51:38It's not my fault you sucked at skating.
00:51:40Duncan, your vibes haven't been posy for months.
00:51:43And on top of that, you're being mean to me
00:51:45while we're getting ready for a huge drop
00:51:47and I'm running dunk surf solo.
00:51:49Also, you can date Danny and Tessa
00:51:51while lying about it and blaming me.
00:51:52What?
00:51:57Duncan, was he serious?
00:52:00What is that in her hand?
00:52:01Dude, it's a parabolic microphone.
00:52:03They could hear everything we were saying.
00:52:05Why does she have that?
00:52:06Molly, why are you eavesdropping?
00:52:08I was just showing them how it works.
00:52:10Have you been dating Duncan?
00:52:11Yeah, since the wedding.
00:52:12What?
00:52:13I've been dating him since the wedding.
00:52:14I'm so confused.
00:52:15You guys are both dating Duncan?
00:52:18Hey, guys.
00:52:19Um, listen.
00:52:20First of all, let's just chill out, OK?
00:52:22Um, I can fix this, all right?
00:52:24I have a plan.
00:52:25Have you seen the movie Savages?
00:52:27The extremely underrated Oliver Stone movie
00:52:29with Blake Lively, where she's dating two hot guys
00:52:31at the same time and they're living in a harmonious throuple?
00:52:33Exactly, yes.
00:52:34So I was thinking, what if the three of them?
00:52:36Ooh.
00:52:37Ooh.
00:52:38Ooh.
00:52:39Oh, my God.
00:52:40I'm going to start a podcast just so I can talk shit about people.
00:52:43You don't mean that.
00:52:44Honey, you don't mean that.
00:52:45I'll sleep with one of your best friends.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:48Which one do you think?
00:52:49We can figure this out.
00:52:51Tess!
00:52:53Don!
00:52:56Ah!
00:52:59I don't want my picture taken right now.
00:53:03Idiot.
00:53:07Yo, yo.
00:53:08Hey, man.
00:53:09You mind hooking me up some grip tape for this deck?
00:53:11I don't know.
00:53:12Could you hook me up with arriving
00:53:13two shattered relationships with my ex-girlfriends
00:53:15or just beat my ass while all my friends watched?
00:53:19Nah, just the grip tape's fine.
00:53:21Yeah, dude.
00:53:22Give me your board.
00:53:23Totally.
00:53:24This is awesome.
00:53:25Thank you.
00:53:26Yo!
00:53:27Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
00:53:28Chill, chill, chill.
00:53:29What happened?
00:53:30He swung at me, Todd.
00:53:31He swung at me.
00:53:32I obviously did not.
00:53:33You swung at him?
00:53:34No.
00:53:35You swung at him?
00:53:36No.
00:53:37Why would I do that?
00:53:38Hold me back, Todd.
00:53:39No.
00:53:40OK.
00:53:41I'm just going to go to CalSurf.
00:53:42No!
00:53:43Wait.
00:53:44Come back.
00:53:45Just leave, bro.
00:53:46Let's go outside.
00:53:47Come on.
00:53:48We need to smoke a joint.
00:53:49Come back!
00:53:50You need a rip.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:52I had it all.
00:53:53Two smoking hot girlfriends, my own surf skate shop,
00:53:54a completely filled out punch card from Franco's Tacos,
00:53:56and now it's all gone.
00:53:59You don't realize how sad that moment is
00:54:03when you're eating those tacos and you don't
00:54:05have the punch card anymore.
00:54:07And they won't even let you punch another card
00:54:10until you come the next time.
00:54:12The free tacos can't count towards your next punch card.
00:54:15They told me that.
00:54:16They made sure I knew that.
00:54:18And I might even go to Michael's and get my own bull puncher.
00:54:34You feel any better?
00:54:36No.
00:54:37I still feel melancholy AF.
00:54:40Oh, that reminds me, dude.
00:54:42Your dad came by earlier today.
00:54:44He said buying the shop was a horrible investment.
00:54:46And if you don't get your numbers up by the reunion,
00:54:48he's turning it into a vape shop.
00:54:50What?
00:54:51I know.
00:54:52Dude, the reunion's in 10 days.
00:54:54Why did you wait till after the J to tell me that?
00:54:56I don't know.
00:54:57I just don't know.
00:54:58I don't know.
00:54:59I don't know.
00:55:00I don't know.
00:55:01I don't know.
00:55:02Why did you wait till after the J to tell me that?
00:55:04Because if you knew, you would have bailed on the J.
00:55:06Of course I would have bailed on the J.
00:55:08I can't be high right now.
00:55:09Exactly.
00:55:10I knew it.
00:55:11But yeah, your dad seems pretty dead set on tanking this spot,
00:55:14man.
00:55:15He even offered me a job at his store down the street.
00:55:17What a dick.
00:55:18I know, right?
00:55:21Low-key took it, too.
00:55:22What?
00:55:23It's wild, bro.
00:55:24I work at Cal Surf now.
00:55:26I should probably get going, honestly.
00:55:28Your dad runs a tight ship, bro.
00:55:29I don't want to be late.
00:55:30Tucker, what the S?
00:55:31What do we do now?
00:55:32Well, my Uber's here.
00:55:34I gotta go.
00:55:36How did you time that so perfectly?
00:55:39Tucker!
00:55:41Tuck!
00:55:43Tuck!
00:55:46Tucker!
00:55:51What's good?
00:55:52Welcome back to Oh My Pod, the most inspirational pod in all
00:55:56of CME.
00:55:57For sure.
00:55:58I just want to start off by saying that I think the problem
00:56:00with this generation is that guys these days,
00:56:03they just want to date two women at once
00:56:05and own a surf shop, you know?
00:56:07After I discovered that Duncan was cheating on me
00:56:09with his ex-girlfriend and my third best friend,
00:56:12I started sending him a bunch of angry voice memos.
00:56:15And that's when I discovered I love the sound of my own voice.
00:56:20That's why I decided to start the pod,
00:56:23because I know Wade feels the same way.
00:56:25Here's what you do.
00:56:26What?
00:56:27You buy a cheap fixer-upper for $1, $1.5.
00:56:30Put $500 into it.
00:56:32Sell it for $15 million.
00:56:34It's easier than you think it is.
00:56:35Exactly.
00:56:36Well, that's what I'm talking about when it comes to manifesting,
00:56:38gratitude journaling.
00:56:39If you think about it, you can achieve it.
00:56:41You've kind of inspired me right now.
00:56:42And I just want to say, if you are over the age of 25
00:56:46and you're not flipping houses for 750% profit,
00:56:51you're a failure.
00:56:52Loser.
00:56:53And you should seriously consider re-evaluating your life
00:56:56and your whole friend group.
00:56:57Right.
00:56:58Here's the thing, though.
00:56:59It's like my dumb older brother and his dumb wife
00:57:00want me to, like, mess up my morning routine
00:57:02and get a 9-to-5, which I'm not cool with.
00:57:04I'm going to drop that link in the bio for you guys.
00:57:05How am I supposed to do it?
00:57:06Like, when am I supposed to do it?
00:57:07Exactly, Wade.
00:57:08Sup?
00:57:10Dude, Molly, can you not?
00:57:11We're rolling, clearly.
00:57:12Oh, my God.
00:57:13Zan!
00:57:15And actually, that brings us to our sponsor.
00:57:18Okay, we talked about this.
00:57:20You said you were telling him to move,
00:57:21not telling him to set up a podcast studio.
00:57:24Okay, I know, but he's been really helpful
00:57:25with the truck search,
00:57:26and it's good to, like, have him here
00:57:28for, you know, research purposes.
00:57:30To be honest, this kind of feels like the last straw.
00:57:33Okay, here we go again with the last straw.
00:57:36What does that even mean, Molly?
00:57:38Like, what kind of a situation even involves
00:57:41picking straws and the last one sucks?
00:57:44Like, what is that?
00:57:45Is it a sea turtle thing?
00:57:47Because I told you that's all propaganda
00:57:49to distract us from the fact that the real problem
00:57:52is industrial fishing boats, Molly.
00:57:54They kill way more sea turtles than plastic straws.
00:57:57It's a metaphor.
00:57:58I told you I hate metaphors.
00:58:03Why are you so aggro lately?
00:58:06I'm not aggro.
00:58:07Okay.
00:58:08Honestly, Molly has said this is the last straw so many times,
00:58:12I'm starting to feel like this is the last straw.
00:58:14Plus, I don't even use straws.
00:58:17Well, I guess there was that one time.
00:58:22But not anymore.
00:58:23If Wade isn't out of the house by the reunion, we're done.
00:58:27And I mean actual last straw.
00:58:33Where are you even going?
00:58:34To work, to sell houses
00:58:36so one of us can show up to the reunion looking sick,
00:58:39you tiny truck-having ass.
00:58:42After my conversation with Molly,
00:58:44it's pretty clear that stealing Jaffe's truck
00:58:46should be the number one priority in my life right now.
00:58:49It's a complicated operation, though,
00:58:51so I decided to call an emergency heist planning meeting.
00:58:54You guys all watch Ocean's Eleven like I told you to?
00:58:57Mm-hmm.
00:58:58Sick.
00:58:59All right, so look, as far as the plan goes,
00:59:02Molly's real estate company is having a broker's open at Jaffe's house.
00:59:06I was gonna say we put a spy cam on her
00:59:09to send her in and get some intel,
00:59:11but unfortunately, she's gone rogue and can't be trusted.
00:59:14So what I'm thinking is...
00:59:15Can you guys have this conversation somewhere else?
00:59:18Sandra, eyes down, take the test, okay?
00:59:21And if anybody else wants to listen in on this sick combo
00:59:24between me and my bros over here, that's detention.
00:59:27We're trying, but it's kind of hard when you're discussing
00:59:29such felonious behavior in front of us.
00:59:31Yeah, I don't want to be an accessory to this weak-ass plan.
00:59:34Weak plan? I'm sorry, dude.
00:59:37It's not a weak plan, okay? This is gonna be sick.
00:59:39Are you even going to the reunion?
00:59:41Ooh, duh.
00:59:43All right, Beta, this guy doesn't even burn, dude.
00:59:47We all know.
00:59:48You told your high school homies I don't burn?
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:51Come on, dude.
00:59:52Screw you guys, dude. I do burn.
00:59:54All right, everybody shut up.
00:59:55Unless you have a sick idea for me and my bros.
00:59:58I don't want to hear a peep.
01:00:00Why don't you guys just steal the trucks during the open house
01:00:02while everyone's distracted inside?
01:00:04Yeah, I mean, that's a good idea.
01:00:06I like the whole Ocean's Eleven thing,
01:00:07but if you're gonna do it,
01:00:08like, you guys should dress up as the waitstaff.
01:00:11It would be kind of sick to dress up as the waitstaff.
01:00:15I've, like, always wanted to do that.
01:00:17Could you imagine?
01:00:19Dressing up like the waitstaff?
01:00:21Oh, man, I'm getting fired up just thinking about it.
01:00:23You're excited about that?
01:00:24Yeah, have you guys not?
01:00:26No, dude, this plan works.
01:00:27You and Johnny dress as the waitstaff,
01:00:29Bryce shows up, creates a diversion,
01:00:31me and Dunkin' will go.
01:00:33Oh, dude, no, dude.
01:00:34I don't think we can rely on Johnny for this, man.
01:00:36Looks like he's doing ayahuasca with Aldis.
01:00:39Goodness gracious.
01:00:40Dunk, you really messed him up, bro.
01:00:43That's my bad.
01:00:44I think he's trying to smash Tess.
01:00:48I beg your pardon?
01:00:50From the back.
01:00:54Would you be pissed if someone did that?
01:00:57Would I be pissed if someone was piping my ex?
01:01:00Yeah, I'd be pretty pissed off about that.
01:01:03Bryce.
01:01:05Oh, yeah, come on in.
01:01:06We're just having a meeting, you know?
01:01:15Okay, what are y'all...
01:01:16You know what? I don't even care.
01:01:18Can I speak to you privately, please?
01:01:20Miss B, anything you want to say to me,
01:01:22you can say in front of my boys and my class.
01:01:25Okay, fine.
01:01:27After hearing that you altered the grades
01:01:29of two of your students,
01:01:31I'm putting you on indefinite administrative leave.
01:01:38Y'all snitched?
01:01:45If you want to stay in this family,
01:01:47you gotta sell houses.
01:01:50And be hot.
01:01:51I'll stab anyone in the back to get what I want.
01:01:53My clients are some of the richest people
01:01:56in the entire world.
01:01:58High-profile clients.
01:02:00I just like saying the word clients.
01:02:02Half the time, I don't even understand
01:02:04how this business works.
01:02:05But it's working.
01:02:14♪
01:02:33Hey!
01:02:34Welcome to Mi Casa!
01:02:37Oh, wait, this is your house?
01:02:39Yeah, babes, this is my house.
01:02:41Oh, why are you selling your house?
01:02:43Well, I sell my house every quarter or so
01:02:46to help keep the numbers up.
01:02:49Seems stressful.
01:02:51I want to make the investors happy.
01:02:53They love to see money move.
01:02:55Guess what?
01:02:56My bathroom's right there if you want to change.
01:02:58Oh, um, this is me.
01:03:00Yeah, with a suit.
01:03:02Oh.
01:03:03Yeah.
01:03:04That's so cute.
01:03:05I love that.
01:03:07Oh, my God, it's adorable.
01:03:09Ventura!
01:03:10Topanga!
01:03:12Molly, hey!
01:03:14What's up?
01:03:15It's Molly.
01:03:16You're the new girl.
01:03:18If there's one thing that I know about Topanga,
01:03:20it's that she is not afraid to drill the new girl.
01:03:24So how many houses have you sold this quarter?
01:03:27Oh, well, none.
01:03:28You know, I just started two weeks ago, so...
01:03:31Molly, do you know who I just sold a house to?
01:03:34Oh, no.
01:03:35Who?
01:03:36You know who Billie Eilish is?
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39I just sold a house to her chiropractor, so...
01:03:41Oh.
01:03:42I bet you'd like to know who my clients are.
01:03:44Yeah.
01:03:45Well, I can't tell you that's super confidential.
01:03:47Oh, I sold a house to Howie Mandel.
01:03:49No one f***ing cares, Ventura.
01:03:51Oh, speaking of clients, mine just arrived,
01:03:54so I'll be right back.
01:03:58Hey.
01:03:59Thank God you guys are here.
01:04:01What is happening?
01:04:02Is this an open house,
01:04:03or is there, like, another reality show being shot?
01:04:08So...
01:04:09Just go with it.
01:04:10Dani, what do you think?
01:04:12I think it's pretty sick.
01:04:15Want to make an offer?
01:04:17I noticed that you had flip houses for passive income
01:04:20on your vision board.
01:04:21I do, but, you know, that's not until later in the year,
01:04:23after I've lived in the south of France.
01:04:25We've talked about that.
01:04:26Oh, are you going to live in the south of France?
01:04:28I'm manifesting it, yes.
01:04:29Are you really?
01:04:30Or are you going to lie to my face about that
01:04:32the way you lied to my face about dating Duncan?
01:04:34I don't like what you're saying,
01:04:35so I'm going to put up a boundary RN, okay?
01:04:37I do not have the bandwidth for you.
01:04:39Oh, my God, you guys, stop. Stop it.
01:04:41This date has to go well for me, okay?
01:04:43Play it cool.
01:04:47Let's steal this f***ing truck, bro!
01:04:49Dude.
01:04:50I am so dialed in right now.
01:04:52Bro, me too. I am dialed.
01:04:54I am Buffalo Dialed Wings right now.
01:04:56Yeah, I'm Crocodile Dundee right now.
01:04:58Dude, I'm Dialedly Cyrus.
01:05:00All right, enough with the puns, dude.
01:05:01They're not even funny.
01:05:02Damn, dude.
01:05:03Where's Bryce, dude?
01:05:04Bro.
01:05:05Uh, he said, can't make it, something came up,
01:05:07hit me up later.
01:05:08What, are you yanking my nutsack, bro?
01:05:10That's what he said.
01:05:12Well, what should we do?
01:05:13Should we call it off?
01:05:14Dude, can't you just mod the truck out yourself
01:05:16in your shop?
01:05:17Like, we could use some of my, like,
01:05:18morning routine stuff
01:05:19and Danny's manifestation techniques.
01:05:21That could be sick.
01:05:22Hey, Wade.
01:05:23Just because you have a podcat,
01:05:25it doesn't make your ideas good.
01:05:26Okay, bro?
01:05:27Is manifestation going to get me the 100K
01:05:29that I need to mod out my truck?
01:05:31No.
01:05:32The only thing that would yield that kind of cash
01:05:34is selling my house.
01:05:35And there's no way in hell
01:05:36Molly would let me do that.
01:05:37So Wade should probably shut his trap.
01:05:40Also, Bryce isn't here, dude.
01:05:42This plan is going to shit.
01:05:44No, no, no, no, no!
01:05:46F***!
01:05:48Someone just blocked it in!
01:05:50Oh, the plan is ruined!
01:05:52Oh!
01:05:53So it's getting pretty obvious
01:05:55that Zonder's on steroids.
01:05:56And I realize now that all the times
01:05:58he said he was going to a juice bar,
01:06:01it was a steroid juice bar.
01:06:03And I don't know if he realizes
01:06:04you have to, like, work out more
01:06:06when you're on steroids.
01:06:07So it's not like he's that much bigger.
01:06:10He's just, like, way more mad.
01:06:12Bro, dude, I'll...
01:06:13It's fine.
01:06:14It'll be okay, man.
01:06:15I'll just go inside and convince
01:06:16whosoever car it is
01:06:17that I think it's super sick
01:06:18and I want to go for a ride.
01:06:19You seriously think you're going to be able
01:06:20to convince someone
01:06:21that their PT cruiser is sick?
01:06:23Dude, yes, man.
01:06:25Bro, I can act.
01:06:27You guys forget I'm an artist.
01:06:28Art?
01:06:29What's that?
01:06:30Well, in the words of Mark Zuckerberg,
01:06:32go in there, jack this guy's shit,
01:06:35paint it a different color,
01:06:36and pass it off as our own.
01:06:37Steal Jathew's truck on three.
01:06:39One, two, three.
01:06:40Steal Jathew's truck!
01:06:41I'll disable the camera with my lasers.
01:06:43Let's get tactical, boys.
01:06:44Let's get tactical, boys.
01:07:00Let's go.
01:07:14You see any randos tonight,
01:07:15you know what to do, right?
01:07:16Yeah, murder them.
01:07:17What?
01:07:18No, just, like, ask them to leave.
01:07:19Nice and...
01:07:20It's been nine hours.
01:07:21Nine, nine is hot.
01:07:22No one cares about, like,
01:07:23Sam Martin's name.
01:07:24Hors d'oeuvres?
01:07:25Um, I'm good.
01:07:26Yo, by the way,
01:07:27do you guys know who's PT cruiser
01:07:28that is outside?
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Why?
01:07:31It's just super sick.
01:07:32I want to see my cop one.
01:07:33Okay.
01:07:34Okay.
01:07:35Ha, ha, ha, totally.
01:07:36Yo, do you guys know
01:07:37who's PT cruiser
01:07:38that is in the driveway,
01:07:39by the way?
01:07:40No.
01:07:41Wade?
01:07:42No, you don't know?
01:07:43No.
01:07:44Lexi.
01:07:45What's up?
01:07:46Didn't know you'd be here.
01:07:47What's up, JP?
01:07:48What's up, dude?
01:07:49What are you doing here?
01:07:50You're a waiter now?
01:07:51Yeah, just making bank,
01:07:52you know,
01:07:53trying to figure out
01:07:54who's sick-ass PT cruiser
01:07:55is in the driveway, but...
01:07:56Dude, that's mine.
01:07:57You dig it?
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59Uh...
01:08:00Yeah, dude.
01:08:01Yes.
01:08:02It's awesome.
01:08:03Wait, that's yours?
01:08:04Yes, dude.
01:08:05That's mine.
01:08:06All stock, no tints?
01:08:07You guessed it, brother.
01:08:08Oh, man, what a whip.
01:08:10Yeah.
01:08:11Dude, crazy idea.
01:08:12What if we went for a spin right now?
01:08:15Like, right now?
01:08:16I'm game if you're game.
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:19Uh...
01:08:20See you, Lexi.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:22Okay, my shift just ended,
01:08:23so let's do it.
01:08:25First, Wade acts like a kid
01:08:27because I brought Aldis to the kickback.
01:08:29Now he shows up unannounced to this party
01:08:32dressed as a waiter,
01:08:34all to stop me from talking to JP.
01:08:36This is the type of immature, jealous boyfriend energy
01:08:39that I am missing in my life.
01:08:42Like, maybe I should invite Wade to the reunion.
01:08:45So, Dani, what do you think?
01:08:47Are you interested in buying this house, or what?
01:08:50Oh, um...
01:08:52Not right now. No.
01:08:54Oh.
01:08:55Okay.
01:08:56Lexi, what about you?
01:08:57How much is it?
01:08:582.3.
01:08:59But for you, I could do 2.299.
01:09:02Mm.
01:09:03I'm really gonna have to marinate on that for a beat.
01:09:06Huh.
01:09:07Okay, Molly,
01:09:08could I play you for a quick chat?
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11Okay, great.
01:09:12I don't understand.
01:09:13What's going on?
01:09:14Is she poor?
01:09:15No, no, like, she's not poor.
01:09:17Her dad's actually, like, super rich.
01:09:19I don't know what our deal is right now.
01:09:21Okay, well, it's been two weeks.
01:09:23You haven't sold a single home
01:09:24or gotten anyone under you to take commission from.
01:09:27The funnel is dying.
01:09:29Like, do you even want to do this?
01:09:31I don't get it.
01:09:32I do.
01:09:33I just...
01:09:34Just what?
01:09:35I just need more time.
01:09:36Well, Molly, if you don't sell a house before the reunion,
01:09:39I'm gonna have to ask you to kick rocks.
01:09:44How am I supposed to sell a house this fast?
01:09:46The only person I know who owns a house is me.
01:09:50Am I gonna have to sell my own house?
01:09:53Um, just give me a second.
01:09:54I'm gonna call Xander.
01:10:01Oh, my God, Xander!
01:10:02I was literally just calling you.
01:10:03So, I need a really big favor.
01:10:06Uh, yeah, what's up?
01:10:08What's good?
01:10:09Okay, so I know I just started this job
01:10:11and that we really love our house,
01:10:13but we're gonna need to sell it.
01:10:16What, like, now?
01:10:17Yeah, as soon as possible.
01:10:20Well, this is perfect.
01:10:22Just when I was about to steal Jackie's truck.
01:10:28Oh, why not?
01:10:30Uh...
01:10:32I was just kidding.
01:10:33Point is, Molly just came through with a solution
01:10:36to get enough funds to trick out the truck myself.
01:10:39Now I just need to pretend that I didn't also want this.
01:10:43That way, I have leverage.
01:10:45All right, fine.
01:10:46But only because I love you so much.
01:10:48Seriously?
01:10:49Yeah.
01:10:50Oh, my God.
01:10:51But I just might need one thing, though.
01:10:53Anything.
01:10:54If we do sell the house,
01:10:56would I maybe be able to take some of those funds
01:10:58and allot them to building out my truck?
01:11:02I mean, it's only fair.
01:11:05All right, then, but you owe me big time.
01:11:09Thank you.
01:11:10Xander!
01:11:12What are you doing here?
01:11:14Yeah, what are you doing here?
01:11:16And why do you look so sketch?
01:11:19Are those the keys to my truck?
01:11:22Oh, uh...
01:11:23Don't say another f***ing word.
01:11:26I'm not stupid.
01:11:28I know what you're doing, dude.
01:11:30And I'm not even mad.
01:11:33You're not?
01:11:34Nah, man.
01:11:35Xander Sanders.
01:11:38Showing up to my pad,
01:11:40dressed as a robber.
01:11:43On some kinky role-play shit?
01:11:45My guy!
01:11:48You're about to rod-log her in my truck, huh?
01:11:51Yeah.
01:11:53Oh, my God, were you really?
01:11:54Yeah, I was about to, like, rail you so hard.
01:11:59Poundtown, right?
01:12:01You know it, dude.
01:12:02I'm the mayor of Poundtown.
01:12:04Oh, dude, I love that.
01:12:06Yes.
01:12:07F*** yeah.
01:12:08F***ing love it, dude.
01:12:10God, yes!
01:12:11Wow.
01:12:12You have my blessing, bro.
01:12:14You two have fun in there, okay?
01:12:16There's a remote for the TV and a center console
01:12:18if you want to throw on a flick.
01:12:19Oh, my God, okay.
01:12:21Whoa.
01:12:22All right, cool.
01:12:23Go get in Jackie's truck, wait 45 minutes,
01:12:25come back in looking disheveled
01:12:27and tell him we just had the best sex of your life, all right?
01:12:29Cool.
01:12:30Wait, wait, what?
01:12:31What are you talking about?
01:12:32So we're not actually smashing right now?
01:12:34Then what are you doing here?
01:12:35There's no time to explain.
01:12:37Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?
01:12:40Just sit in the truck for, like, 45 minutes?
01:12:42That is not even realistic.
01:12:43It's more like five.
01:12:44Okay, fine.
01:12:4520.
01:12:4610.
01:12:47Molly, I just let you sell the house, okay?
01:12:51You owe me big time.
01:12:52Big time.
01:13:01Wait, what's he doing?
01:13:06Dude, what happened?
01:13:07Change of plans.
01:13:11Yeah.
01:13:12Pretty cool.
01:13:13Yeah.
01:13:14So stoked you digged the whip, though.
01:13:16Yeah, Jathew and them always give me shit for it.
01:13:18At least I actually bought this.
01:13:20You know, I'd rather own my own car
01:13:22than take out a bunch of frauded-out loans
01:13:24and get a sick one like Jathew's.
01:13:26Only a matter of time
01:13:27till the feds catch on to his bullshit.
01:13:29Oh, yeah, totally, man, totally.
01:13:33Wait, what the hell?
01:13:35What the hell?
01:13:37Wait, what the hell?
01:13:39What?
01:13:41Uh, nothing, dude.
01:13:42We should dip.
01:13:43Um, fire car, though.
01:13:45Wait, you don't want to smoke this?
01:13:47Uh, I wish we had time, dude,
01:13:49but I-I really got to get back.
01:13:50You just drove up to Chet's Peak, though.
01:13:52I'd love to, man, but I just...
01:13:54There's no time.
01:13:55Wow.
01:13:56So it is true.
01:13:59Wait, wait, wait.
01:14:00What's true?
01:14:03Nothing.
01:14:04No, what's...
01:14:05What's true?
01:14:08Wait, wait, wait.
01:14:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:10Hold your horses.
01:14:12What's true?
01:14:13I just heard that you don't burn.
01:14:15Okay, you think I,
01:14:17Wade Colonel Sanders, doesn't burn?
01:14:20Okay, yeah, right.
01:14:22Well, then you either cheap this thing down
01:14:24or it's official that you don't burn.
01:14:29Is that good for you?
01:14:34There is no way that's happening right now.
01:14:37I'm sick of these games, man.
01:14:42Dude, where is he?
01:14:43Dude, he hasn't texted me back.
01:14:44He's taking way too long.
01:14:45We got to just dip.
01:14:46Yeah, let's just dip.
01:14:47Let's just dip, dude.
01:14:48Let's just dip.
01:14:52Oh, come on.
01:14:53Hey.
01:14:55Dude.
01:14:56Yo.
01:15:00All right, well, uh,
01:15:01maybe I'll see you later, Wade, or...
01:15:03Wade.
01:15:04What?
01:15:05Maybe I'll see you...
01:15:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
01:15:07Wow, dude.
01:15:09Wow.
01:15:10Yo, it was too hot, bro.
01:15:11We had to dip.
01:15:12What?
01:15:13I can see you right there.
01:15:14Just back up.
01:15:15All right.
01:15:16Should we call you back for it?
01:15:17I don't know.
01:15:18I can hear you debating it.
01:15:19Just come back.
01:15:20All right, fine.
01:15:21Yo, what happened?
01:15:22I moved the PT.
01:15:23Yo, could you not find the keys?
01:15:25No, I had them,
01:15:26but then I ran into Molly and Jack, you dude.
01:15:28Was he on to you?
01:15:29No, it's like a long, weird story,
01:15:30but basically Molly's selling the house
01:15:32and I don't have enough money
01:15:33to mod out the truck myself.
01:15:35Wait, what?
01:15:36Wait, what?
01:15:37Wait, why did we just do all this?
01:15:38Yeah, dude, you're selling the house?
01:15:39Where am I gonna live, dude?
01:15:40Right, dude.
01:15:41Where am I gonna do my podcast?
01:15:42That's your first concern.
01:15:43Where are you gonna do your podcast?
01:15:44Yeah, dude, definitely.
01:15:46Look, it's way better this way, all right?
01:15:48We're not committing a felony.
01:15:49We're not stealing Jackie's truck.
01:15:51We just gotta get to the body shop
01:15:52and build out my truck.
01:15:54We, dude?
01:15:55We just wasted all this time?
01:15:57Dude, I can't do this right now, dude.
01:15:59I have to get back to Dunkster
01:16:00before my dad shuts me down.
01:16:01You're seriously gonna ruin
01:16:02our reunion pull-up situation
01:16:03because you're a terrible
01:16:04small business owner, dude?
01:16:06Dude, just give it up, okay?
01:16:07You're not gonna have a sicker truck
01:16:08than Jathu in time.
01:16:10Dude, we should've just stolen Jathu's truck.
01:16:12It would've been way easier than this.
01:16:16You know what, boys?
01:16:17I'm headed to the body shop, all right?
01:16:19If you guys aren't gonna help,
01:16:20get out of the car right now.
01:16:22Whatever, dude.
01:16:23I live two blocks away.
01:16:24I'll walk.
01:16:25All right.
01:16:26You're still gonna take me home, right?
01:16:27I'll take you.
01:16:28All right, fine.
01:16:29Great.
01:16:30I'm glad that's settled.
01:16:31Good.
01:16:32And everyone has rides.
01:16:33Now get the fuck out of my car, dude.
01:16:39God damn it!
01:16:41This is pretty much
01:16:42my all is lost moment.
01:16:44Stupid pencils.
01:16:45I've given all I could
01:16:46to this truck search.
01:16:49But without the boys helping me,
01:16:51I just don't think it's possible.
01:16:55Xander!
01:16:56Dad?
01:16:58What are you doing here?
01:16:59I come here to see you,
01:17:00make sure you're okay.
01:17:02Hell, I haven't seen you
01:17:03in the whole damn movie.
01:17:04Yeah, well, whatever.
01:17:05I've just been busy, okay?
01:17:06What the hell are you doing?
01:17:09I don't think I'm gonna have
01:17:10the sickest truck in time
01:17:11for the reunion.
01:17:12Okay?
01:17:13I tried, but I just...
01:17:15I just don't think
01:17:16I'm gonna do it.
01:17:17I don't think I have time.
01:17:18I don't think I have the resources,
01:17:19and I'm sorry, all right?
01:17:21I let you down,
01:17:22I let Grandpa down,
01:17:23and I'm just a big failure,
01:17:24but it's fine.
01:17:25I'll just be the most jacked.
01:17:26Oh, son, son.
01:17:28Is that what this is all about, huh?
01:17:30You think that I'm gonna be upset
01:17:32if you don't win
01:17:33that truck of the year trophy
01:17:36from your high school reunion?
01:17:38Yeah.
01:17:41Oh, Xander.
01:17:44You're goddamn right.
01:17:47I wouldn't be upset.
01:17:49I'd be goddamn furious.
01:17:52I'd be embarrassed of you,
01:17:53disappointed in you.
01:17:55I would no longer be able
01:17:57to call you my son!
01:18:01But, Dad...
01:18:02You better f----- win
01:18:04that f----- trophy.
01:18:25Hector!
01:18:28It's go time.
01:18:31What does that even mean, dog?
01:18:33It means it's time to execute Plan C.
01:18:37How long do we have?
01:18:39Dude, like 72 hours.
01:18:4172 hours? No manners, dog.
01:18:42That's impossible.
01:18:43I know, right?
01:18:44Let's do this, brother.
01:18:55Do you want to be a winner?
01:18:56No.
01:18:57I want to be a winner.
01:18:58I want to be a winner.
01:18:59I want to be a winner.
01:19:00I want to be a winner.
01:19:01I want to be a winner.
01:19:02I want to be a winner.
01:19:03I want to be a winner.
01:19:04I want to be a winner.
01:19:05I want to be a winner.
01:19:06I want to be a winner.
01:19:07I want to be a winner.
01:19:08I want to be a winner.
01:19:09I want to be a winner.
01:19:10I want to be a winner.
01:19:11I want to be a winner.
01:19:12I want to be a winner.
01:19:13I want to be a winner.
01:19:14I want to be a winner.
01:19:15I want to be a winner.
01:19:16I want to be a winner.
01:19:17I want to be a winner.
01:19:18I want to be a winner.
01:19:19I want to be a winner.
01:19:26Do you want results?
01:19:27Huh?
01:19:28Do you want the things that you want in life?
01:19:29You want your dreams to come true?
01:19:31Well, then ditch whatever it is you're currently doing and get a morning routine.
01:19:38Stand up!
01:19:48Woo!
01:19:49Woo!
01:19:52Woo!
01:19:56Your cornea is out.
01:19:57Yeah, yeah.
01:19:58Yeah, my cornea is out.
01:20:26Oh, yeah!
01:20:30Oh, yeah!
01:20:32Yeah!
01:20:53Oh, my God!
01:20:55Oh, my God, bro!
01:20:57It's so big!
01:20:59Huge, dog.
01:21:00Oh, my God!
01:21:03I did it.
01:21:30We did it!
01:21:31Oh, we're about to flex so hard on everyone at this reunion.
01:21:32Aren't we all so stoked?
01:21:33You're in a lot of scoffs, yo.
01:21:34Does someone have something to say?
01:21:35Uh, I got a problem.
01:21:36The cool truck and everything, but the ratio is way off yet again.
01:21:37What?
01:21:38What is he saying, Wade?
01:21:39He said, cool truck and everything, but the ratio is off.
01:21:40You serious, Bryce?
01:21:41Serious, Bryce.
01:21:42It's four to four, bro.
01:21:43Four to four, bro.
01:21:44It would appear that our eating habits are a little bit off.
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:47Yeah.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:49Yeah.
01:21:50Yeah.
01:21:51Yeah.
01:21:52Yeah.
01:21:53Yeah.
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55Yeah.
01:21:56Yeah.
01:21:57Yeah.
01:21:58Yeah.
01:21:59Yeah.
01:22:00Yeah.
01:22:01Yeah.
01:22:02Yeah.
01:22:03Yeah.
01:22:04Yeah.
01:22:05It would appear that our egotistical pursuit of reunion sickness has completely dismantled
01:22:06our squad.
01:22:07And I'm high key tripping that Wade's about to snitch on me and Tessa, so right now I'm
01:22:08just trying to stir the pot up with as much stuff as I can think of.
01:22:11Tell him it should be one to three guys to chicks.
01:22:14Supposed to be one to three dudes to chicks.
01:22:15Bryce, you want me to pull this truck over and we can square up right now?
01:22:18I mean, yeah, let's do it.
01:22:19Pull over right now.
01:22:20I'll beat your ass even though you're juicing.
01:22:21I'm not juicing, dude.
01:22:22Yes, you are, fool.
01:22:24Martinelli up there.
01:22:25Dude, I'm not juicing.
01:22:26I swear on Hawk's life.
01:22:29OK, Xander, shut up, OK?
01:22:31And everyone, stop fighting.
01:22:32Let's just get there and get this over with, please?
01:22:35It's true.
01:22:36It's true.
01:22:37It's true.
01:22:38It's true.
01:22:38It's true.
01:22:39It's true.
01:22:40It's true.
01:22:41It's true.
01:22:42It's true.
01:22:43It's true.
01:22:57What's going on, everybody?
01:22:59Welcome to the See Me High 10-Year Reunion.
01:23:03There's trucks, there's former flames, there's exes.
01:23:07I mean, it could get heated tonight.
01:23:09Plenty of opportunity for beef, Tad, that's for sure.
01:23:12Whoa, dude, Tad, we got breaking news.
01:23:14I think I'm seeing a sixth door come through.
01:23:16What?
01:23:17Oh my god.
01:23:27No.
01:23:34OK, I'm going inside.
01:23:35Yeah, I need a monster.
01:23:36I'm cold.
01:23:37OK.
01:23:39Guys?
01:23:40Guys, wait up, guys.
01:23:43We're supposed to have a moment.
01:23:44Xander Sanders.
01:23:46Oh, snap.
01:23:47What's up, Chauncey Donahue?
01:23:49Look at you, man.
01:23:51Holy freaking cow, nice truck.
01:23:53Thanks, Doug.
01:23:54Yeah, what have you been up to?
01:23:56What, like for the last 10 years?
01:23:58Yeah, dude, I want all the details.
01:23:59I haven't seen you once, please.
01:24:00First person I run into is Chauncey Donahue.
01:24:04Boner.
01:24:05Dude has no idea how hard he's about to get flexed on.
01:24:09Run a body shop with my boy Hector, married Molly,
01:24:12had a kid, he grew up, went off to school.
01:24:15He's all an adult now and shit.
01:24:17And yeah, have the sickest truck in all of Simi.
01:24:20That's about it.
01:24:22Damn, what a storybook life you've led, man.
01:24:25You must be so happy.
01:24:28Off to a strong start, but there's no time to waste.
01:24:31There's over 100 people here that I
01:24:33haven't seen since graduation.
01:24:35And we need to impress all of them.
01:24:47What have you been up to, man?
01:24:49So what have you been up to?
01:24:50What have you been up to?
01:24:51What have you been up to?
01:24:53Honestly, just like managing the F out of my skate shop.
01:24:56What are you doing for work these days?
01:24:58What have you been up to?
01:24:59Recently been selling houses.
01:25:00Just sold one the other day, actually.
01:25:02So what's up, you guys still brothers?
01:25:04Yeah.
01:25:05Yeah.
01:25:05I teach lit, so it's pretty lit, you know?
01:25:07Been really getting into manifestation lately.
01:25:10Oh my god, you should come on my podcast.
01:25:11Started a podcast.
01:25:12Everything was going according to plan.
01:25:15But what we forgot to take into account
01:25:17was the part of the conversation that we didn't care about.
01:25:20What about you, what have you been up to?
01:25:22What have you been up to, though?
01:25:23How about you guys?
01:25:24We started a mushroom company.
01:25:26I'm like sanctioning like gerbil fights
01:25:27in like Thailand and stuff.
01:25:29I go to jujitsu, I roll with this guy Ronaldo.
01:25:31He's super Brazilian.
01:25:32I can't understand a word he says.
01:25:33I've been jujitsu for a long time, which has been great.
01:25:35We're doing mushroom pancakes.
01:25:37Pancakes.
01:25:37Mushroom latkes.
01:25:38After listening to all these people talk about their lives,
01:25:44I just sort of had this epiphany where I realized like,
01:25:49wait a second, I don't give a about any of these people.
01:25:56We got to hang soon, man.
01:25:57We should get coffee.
01:25:58We got to hang soon.
01:25:59Dude, we got to like hang out soon.
01:26:01Yeah, no, we'll definitely hang soon.
01:26:03And I'm not just saying that.
01:26:04We're not either.
01:26:05You remember that one time?
01:26:06Yeah, yeah.
01:26:09I remember that other time.
01:26:11Yo, uh, hold on, let me grab a shot.
01:26:15Sorry for pulling you out of that convo
01:26:17with Wesley Watershed.
01:26:18I just wanted to have a quick chat.
01:26:20Oh, no, that conversation sucked.
01:26:23This whole thing sucks, actually.
01:26:26Are Jathew and Agora even here?
01:26:28Seems like they're trying to make some grand entrance.
01:26:31I feel so dumb for caring so much about this.
01:26:34I know, same.
01:26:35All right, look, Molly, I have a confession to make, OK?
01:26:43I've been juicing.
01:26:44I'm on rights.
01:26:46I know, Sam.
01:26:47Who the fuck told you?
01:26:50Of course I'm going to invest in your company, bro.
01:26:52It sounds like a million dollar idea.
01:26:55Just when I was about to Irish goodbye this reunion,
01:26:57I look across the bar and I see Johnny wearing the sickest
01:27:00suit I have ever seen.
01:27:02And he looked like he was doing pretty well without me.
01:27:07And that didn't feel too good.
01:27:09What's up, man?
01:27:10What's up, Dunk?
01:27:10How's it going?
01:27:11You slut, how are you?
01:27:13Hey, look, dude.
01:27:14I just want to get this out in the open.
01:27:17My bad for everything.
01:27:20You're one of my best friends and third, to be exact.
01:27:24Third best friend, you really mean?
01:27:25Yes, dude, third.
01:27:26It goes Zan, Bryce.
01:27:30OK, wait.
01:27:31OK, so you're actually your fourth.
01:27:33I could be fine with that if we'd lock that in,
01:27:35if we'd, like, make sure it doesn't leave fourth.
01:27:37Dude, I was just caught up with all my own stuff, you know?
01:27:40And I disrespected you.
01:27:41And that wasn't cool.
01:27:43And honestly, dude, I need you back at Dunk Serve.
01:27:46I miss you.
01:27:48Things have been a vibe lately.
01:27:50I did Ayahuasca with Aldis when I was gone.
01:27:52And I talked to God, bro.
01:27:54God was like, if your squad doesn't put you in the group
01:27:58text that they're constantly talking about,
01:28:01and if they have, like, a reality show for the last three
01:28:03seasons, and they haven't even put, like,
01:28:04a sliver of you in the intro, and all
01:28:06this stuff with Danny and Tess, maybe
01:28:08you should start your own squad.
01:28:10Oh.
01:28:12So I've kind of come to terms with that, you know?
01:28:14And I'm happy now.
01:28:15Yeah, I get it, man.
01:28:16I'm stoked for you.
01:28:18But then all that stuff you just said, it's like,
01:28:22God can take an effing walk, because I'm with the boys.
01:28:25Yo, OK.
01:28:27All right, hell yeah.
01:28:29I don't want to be like a Steven Stickler on this,
01:28:31but I know you said, like, my bad a bunch.
01:28:35But for some reason, just the word sorry
01:28:38would personally just, like, really hit.
01:28:40Yeah, yeah.
01:28:40Well, look, man, if it means anything, it would, yeah.
01:28:45I want you to know from the bottom of my heart,
01:28:48it's my bad, super my bad.
01:28:52Yeah, and my bad for letting you down, you know?
01:28:54I just need to focus on Dunk right now.
01:28:56And I actually do have to go apologize to Danny and Tessa,
01:29:01and not just say my bad, but, like,
01:29:03actually tell them I'm sorry.
01:29:07Wade Sanders.
01:29:09Yes?
01:29:12Well, aren't you class of 2013?
01:29:14Oh, 2013, am I?
01:29:16No, let's get.
01:29:17Guess what?
01:29:18Is that a taser?
01:29:19Tis.
01:29:20Jesus Christ.
01:29:21Unless you have a significant other,
01:29:23I'm going to have to put you on the no-chill list.
01:29:25Well, what if, um.
01:29:30He's with me.
01:29:33Lexi Luthor.
01:29:36You're dating Wade?
01:29:38Let's fall together.
01:29:49You know, a simple yes would have sufficed.
01:29:54Whoa.
01:29:55I'm surprised no one from our past walked in just now.
01:29:58Right?
01:30:01So listen, I mean, I get it if you want to go hang
01:30:04with the class of 2010 or whatever.
01:30:06No, I haven't seen any of those people in 10 years.
01:30:09I don't give a shit about them.
01:30:11I know, right?
01:30:12I feel like everyone here is a rando.
01:30:14I feel like even our squad has been acting like randos lately.
01:30:17Molly's a real estate agent now.
01:30:19Danny's dating Duncan, and I didn't even know.
01:30:22Who the hell knows where Tessa ever is?
01:30:24She's probably smashing Bryce.
01:30:27Wait, what?
01:30:29Did that really happen?
01:30:30You bet your freaking bottom dollar it happened.
01:30:32Do you solemnly swear you're telling the truth?
01:30:34The whole truth and nothing but it?
01:30:36So help me on God.
01:30:39Saw it with my own two eyes.
01:30:41They let you watch?
01:30:44What?
01:30:45No, I saw it by accident.
01:30:47Oh.
01:30:49Does anybody else know about this?
01:30:50Just you.
01:30:51Jiminy crickets.
01:30:53I got to tell the squad, right?
01:30:54No.
01:30:55Don't tell the squad.
01:30:57Don't tell the squad what?
01:31:00We're all here.
01:31:01Yeah.
01:31:02What's up?
01:31:03Just, uh, it's nothing.
01:31:05No, we, uh, we were just talking
01:31:09about Tessa smashing Bryce.
01:31:11What?
01:31:12Are you serious?
01:31:13So everyone's snitching on me.
01:31:14I'm truly the young thug of this friend group, I swear.
01:31:17OK, that is high key sketch.
01:31:19OK, hold on.
01:31:21Duncan was dating Danny at the same time as me.
01:31:25This is nowhere near as bad as that.
01:31:26That's an acute observation.
01:31:28She's got a point.
01:31:28Yeah.
01:31:29Listen, guys, these secrets, they're
01:31:32tearing the squad apart.
01:31:36What are we doing?
01:31:38Bryce, you got to tell Duncan, man.
01:31:44You got to tell Duncan.
01:31:47Hey, Danny, could I, uh, pull you for a chat real quick?
01:31:50Duncan, I don't want to do this here.
01:31:52I know, OK?
01:31:53Look, I just want to say sorry, all right?
01:31:56I'm really bad at saying no.
01:31:58And I was all fired up on love at the wedding.
01:32:00And you and Tessa kept coming up to me.
01:32:02And you guys were acting super chill.
01:32:03And you guys were looking super hot.
01:32:06And I just handled it terribly.
01:32:09I couldn't say no to both of you.
01:32:11And I just want things to go back to the way
01:32:13they were because you're one of my best friends.
01:32:18I appreciate you saying that.
01:32:20I really do.
01:32:22And I'm high key heated about the whole thing still.
01:32:24But I guess I'm down to be friends.
01:32:28Yeah?
01:32:29Yeah.
01:32:30Just friends.
01:32:31Just friends.
01:32:32Just friends.
01:32:35Felt so good to squash things with Danny
01:32:37that I couldn't help but think, damn, we handled
01:32:41that adversity pretty well.
01:32:47What are you doing?
01:32:48You know, I was always going to choose you, girl.
01:32:51Duncan, stop.
01:32:52We're not getting back together.
01:32:53Yeah, yet.
01:32:55Aha.
01:32:58So like, you're saying you were going to pick me then?
01:33:02Shit.
01:33:03Probably.
01:33:04I always loved you more.
01:33:06Tessa was just a ting.
01:33:08A what?
01:33:09A ting.
01:33:10Combination.
01:33:13Real bad man.
01:33:14I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to talk like that.
01:33:16God.
01:33:17Look, Tessa, she literally means nothing to me.
01:33:21Duncan, I'm just going to come out and say this, bro.
01:33:25What's up?
01:33:27I'm smashing Tessa.
01:33:31Consensually.
01:33:32Wait, what?
01:33:34Hey, yo, Johnny's here.
01:33:36What's up, dude?
01:33:36Oh, Johnny.
01:33:37What's up, Johnny?
01:33:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.
01:33:40J-Bo.
01:33:41What's up?
01:33:41What's up?
01:33:42What's up?
01:33:43What's popping?
01:33:44Group vibes.
01:33:45Can you repeat what you just said?
01:33:48I'm smashing Tessa, dude.
01:33:49I've been smashing Tessa, your ex-girlfriend.
01:33:51And look, dude, I like her, bro.
01:33:54And we're going to take it a step further
01:33:56and embark on a super romantic trip,
01:33:58driving to San Diego or something.
01:34:01Is that cool with you?
01:34:11Yeah.
01:34:12Yeah?
01:34:13No, yeah.
01:34:14Totally cool.
01:34:15OK, sick.
01:34:16Yeah, that's, hey, I'm super cool.
01:34:17Woo!
01:34:18Check this guy.
01:34:19He's in love.
01:34:20OK, you're in love.
01:34:20I'm in love.
01:34:21Stop it.
01:34:22I'm super excited about this.
01:34:23This could work.
01:34:24This is going to work.
01:34:25This is going to work.
01:34:26Yeah, all right.
01:34:27Guys, I just want to piggyback off all this positivity
01:34:31and say I'm sorry for getting it twisted these last few weeks.
01:34:35You know, I just got so fixated on showing up
01:34:39this reunion with the sickest truck
01:34:41and flexing on all these randos we haven't
01:34:44seen in 10-plus years that I lost sight of what matters.
01:34:49And that's this squad.
01:34:51And as long as we're together, I could care less about
01:34:55some stupid truck contest, right?
01:34:57Guys, after serious deliberation,
01:34:59the moment you've all been waiting for.
01:35:01The votes have been counted.
01:35:02Oh, snap, they're announcing the winner.
01:35:06Dan, can you just say you didn't care about this?
01:35:08I know, but like, you might as well just see who wins, right?
01:35:11Dude, I'm so fired up.
01:35:13Guys, the winner of the See Me High 10-Year
01:35:17Reunion Truck Contest is just you ask.
01:35:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:35:28Not in here.
01:35:36Coming in hot with a straight up monster truck.
01:35:39Bro, when a dude rolls in with a huge truck like that,
01:35:43you know his dick is massive.
01:35:46What up, class?
01:35:47Oh, dude, and Zonder Saunders is not looking pleased.
01:35:52Oh, the dude is taking it super heavy.
01:35:54Jesus Christ.
01:35:55I understand.
01:35:56You see a truck like that with so many babes coming out?
01:35:59Dude, that's got to make you massively insecure
01:36:02and just depressed for days.
01:36:05Well, well, well, isn't the fail truck thieves themselves?
01:36:10What are you even talking about, bro?
01:36:12Hey, spy kids, laser pointers don't take out cameras, homie.
01:36:16What does that mean?
01:36:17Quick game plan refresh.
01:36:19I'm going to go in, find Jathew's key
01:36:21so we can steal his truck and win the best truck contest.
01:36:24What's your plan?
01:36:25I'm going to go in, find whoever
01:36:26owns that wack ass PT Cruiser, lie to his face,
01:36:28tell him that I like it, then he moves it,
01:36:30and you can steal Jathew's truck without any obstruction.
01:36:32Awesome.
01:36:33OK, let's do this, Wade Sanders.
01:36:34Let's do it, Zonder Saunders.
01:36:36I don't know if that was recognized as fake.
01:36:38I don't know if, yeah, it's probably a deepfake.
01:36:40You straight up lied to me.
01:36:42I'm feeling pretty hurt by all your actions right now, dude.
01:36:44Jat, baby.
01:36:47Thanks, guys.
01:36:48I liked you guys.
01:36:51I used to look up to you in high school, you know?
01:36:54Now you're just dicks.
01:36:56Hearing Jathew call us out for lying to him
01:36:58and telling us that we really hurt his feelings
01:37:01kind of made me realize they didn't
01:37:02really do anything wrong.
01:37:04You know, we just kind of turned them
01:37:05into villains in our heads because we were
01:37:07so jealous of their lifestyle.
01:37:09Now that we're here in front of our whole graduating class,
01:37:13it just kind of feels like the only thing we can really
01:37:15do right now is beat their ass.
01:37:21Yeah, you know what?
01:37:23I think I've heard just about enough out of you B-listers.
01:37:26Let's scrub.
01:37:27So be it.
01:37:28Hope this more Thai ain't too spicy for you.
01:37:31I think we should all throw down.
01:37:32Is this about to come to blows?
01:37:33Were you about to roughhouse?
01:37:35I'm ready to clash.
01:37:36I will straight up skirmish right now.
01:37:38I'm trying to squab.
01:37:38I want to throw some hands, dog.
01:37:40That's going to be a bloodbath.
01:37:43Oh, shit.
01:37:44It's the feds.
01:37:44Dude, the feds are here.
01:37:46Run.
01:37:47Oh, my god.
01:37:49Surprise, scumbag.
01:37:51Squad car diversion, y'all.
01:37:53Nailed it.
01:37:55You got the right to remain silent.
01:37:56Anything you say can and will be used
01:37:58against you in a court of law.
01:37:59What are you doing, Jeff?
01:38:00You get this guy off me.
01:38:01I'm coming in with massive jurisdiction.
01:38:04What are they even doing here, dude?
01:38:05Why are you handcuffing me?
01:38:08Ow, they hurt.
01:38:10So what is happening?
01:38:11That is completely classified because this
01:38:13is an ongoing investigation.
01:38:14Oh, OK.
01:38:16But if you insist on knowing, these two are a couple
01:38:19of big time fraudsters.
01:38:21Yeah, they've been having open houses at Airbnbs
01:38:24for the reality TV show.
01:38:26They've been selling houses that they don't own,
01:38:29and they've been buying cars with investor money.
01:38:33Turns out, triangle group realty is a pyramid scheme.
01:38:38We found the entire plan over at Franco's Tacos.
01:38:41But no, the commissions go up.
01:38:43It's like a funnel.
01:38:44Yeah, like a funnel.
01:38:45To the untrained eye.
01:38:47But upon further investigation.
01:38:49Oh.
01:38:52Oh my god.
01:38:53Oh, cleared up the story for those of us in the back.
01:38:56Thank you, feds.
01:38:57I'm sure glad you guys cleared that up quick.
01:39:00Let's go, off to prison.
01:39:01Oh.
01:39:02Wait, what?
01:39:03You know what?
01:39:03And let this be a lesson to all of you.
01:39:06Stay authentic to yourselves, will you?
01:39:10You're out there trying too hard
01:39:12to be cool on your social media.
01:39:14You're prioritizing your facades and your phone screens
01:39:18over family and your squad.
01:39:22I think it's time you all kept it hundo, huh?
01:39:26Unless, of course, you want to get busted by the feds
01:39:30and exposed in front of all your friends.
01:39:34Like those dicks.
01:39:37Yeah, OK, boomer.
01:39:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:39:42Damn it.
01:39:44God damn it, I hate this generation.
01:39:48Enjoy a jiggle, Jathew.
01:39:51Unlock it.
01:39:52All right, well, I guess now that Jathew's stolen truck
01:39:55has been disqualified, the winner is Zonder Sonder.
01:40:03Yes!
01:40:07Yes!
01:40:09It was all worth it.
01:40:11It was all worth it.
01:40:13Yeah.
01:40:13Ha, ha, ha.
01:40:15Oh.
01:40:16Woo!
01:40:25It's only been two weeks since the reunion,
01:40:27but it's crazy how much has happened.
01:40:31Molly's real estate sale got voided,
01:40:33and I had to sell back all the parts
01:40:35to my truck on Craigslist.
01:40:36My truck now looks exactly like it used to,
01:40:39and that's something I'm totally OK with.
01:40:43Molly shifted to a career in selling
01:40:45health and wellness supplements.
01:40:46It's a similar business model to Agora's,
01:40:48but she gets paid in timeshares, so it's chill.
01:40:51The Dunk Surf sweatsuit drop was super successful,
01:40:55and we promised Johnny that if we ever do another season,
01:40:58we'll put him in the intro.
01:40:59Cheers.
01:41:01Duncan and Danny have been dating again,
01:41:03and so have Tessa and Bryce.
01:41:05Duncan says he's cool with it, but I highly doubt that.
01:41:08Hey, Bryce, you want my sloppy seconds, dude?
01:41:12For real?
01:41:15Bryce finally wrote his high school homies their letters
01:41:18of college recommendation.
01:41:20Unfortunately, it was way past the deadline,
01:41:23so they didn't get into any of the schools they wanted.
01:41:27Danny bought the house that Jaffe was pretending to live in,
01:41:29and now her, Duncan, Lexi, Wade, Bryce, and Tessa
01:41:33are all moving in together.
01:41:35And I don't see that being at all problematic.
01:41:38Molly and I finally came to terms with the fact
01:41:41that we haven't been happy in this relationship in years
01:41:44and agreed to have unprotected sex one last time
01:41:47and get a divorce.
01:41:49I was starting to get excited about starting
01:41:52a new chapter in my life.
01:41:55But then we found out that she's pregnant
01:41:56with our second child, Hawk Two, the rise of Hawk,
01:42:00and decided to put all that on hold.
01:42:05Unfortunately, Hawk Two did turn out to be a girl,
01:42:09but I'm not budging on the name.
01:42:11It's just too good.
01:42:13Life is starting to feel a lot like a circle.
01:42:17You know, it's like you get to this point
01:42:19where you realize your old way of life
01:42:22just doesn't work for you anymore.
01:42:25So you say it's time to make changes,
01:42:27but then those changes start to feel super
01:42:30uncomfortable and inconvenient.
01:42:33So you say, you know what?
01:42:35Why don't we just put all that on hold, ride this high,
01:42:40and go back to what's familiar?
01:42:43Sometimes when you get to this point,
01:42:45you just got to look around and think to yourself, damn.
01:42:52It's good to be back.
01:42:54Oh, I almost forgot.
01:42:58Hawk straight up died of old age.
01:43:02Oh, that I had the wings of a hawk.
01:43:05I would fly away, and I would be at rest.
01:43:10It was tough to see him go, but he just couldn't
01:43:14have lived a more full life.
01:43:18I knew the whole time that he was going to be
01:43:20full life, I knew the whole squad was going to be sawed,
01:43:28but the one who took it the hardest was Bryce.
01:43:36Why is he looking at me like that?
01:43:39He's got a staring problem still?
01:43:41Dude, he's just, he's dead.
01:43:43No, dude.
01:43:44Come on, dude.
01:43:45No, dude.
01:43:46We're not doing it.
01:43:47It's your boy, Sam.
01:43:49It's your boy.
01:43:50He's faking it.
01:43:51Get him up.
01:43:52Come back.
01:43:54Hawk, come back, and come at me, fool.
01:44:20It's your boy, Hawk.
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