• 5 months ago
Drew Afualo admits her palate is cheap, but will she surprise herself in #ExpensiveTasteTest? (Hint: not really.) The influencer, podcaster, and author ‍♀️ tries to prove herself wrong while taking a few too many sips of the rosé than necessary and holding herself back from biting into lipstick. Watch as she discovers that she might be better off picking the opposite item than the one she thinks is more expensive.

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00:00Identical.
00:01They taste exactly the same, if I'm being honest.
00:04They taste good though, girl.
00:05Hey everyone, I'm Drew Offalwallow
00:07and I'm going to be playing Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
00:12I'm a Virgo, so inherently I need to be good at everything.
00:16So I'm hopeful that I will ace it.
00:18If not, I'm a liar.
00:25We have two hand fans.
00:27I am a sweaty girl at heart.
00:29So I do know quite a bit about hand fans.
00:32First impressions.
00:33This one's a little heavier.
00:34It's got a little fancy schmancy LED thing on it.
00:38Okay.
00:39Interesting.
00:40This feels really nice, cause I'm already sweating.
00:43This one I think is still pricey for a hand fan.
00:45It's probably more expensive than any of the ones I own.
00:48This one's standard though.
00:49See what I mean?
00:50Like as long as it cools you down, that's all that matters.
00:52This one's less expensive.
00:55Damn.
00:56She said, eh, wrong.
00:58First of all.
01:05I'm a big bracelets girl.
01:07They cost like $3 and they're disintegrating off my wrist.
01:10Don't care.
01:11They're going to be in every single thing I do.
01:13Okay.
01:13How do we do this?
01:14Okay, okay.
01:17Interesting.
01:19Interesting.
01:19Ooh, this one's heavy.
01:21This one's heavy.
01:21This one's heavy.
01:22This one's heavy.
01:23Ooh, this one's heavy.
01:27This one feels almost too obvious.
01:29Now I feel like I should second guess a little bit.
01:35I'm going to say this heavy one is more expensive.
01:39It just feels more durable than the other one.
01:41Oh, but this one has little gemstones on it.
01:47This one's so flimsy though.
01:50Okay, I'm going to pick this one.
01:51More expensive.
01:52No, wait, wait, wait.
01:53Hold on.
01:54Hold on.
01:55I'm like, give me the answers.
01:57Cosmo.
01:58Mr. Cosmo, if you're there.
01:59Mr. Cosmo, if you're there, please give me the answer.
02:02Okay, I'll go with this one.
02:03This one's more expensive.
02:08Damn it.
02:09I was onto it.
02:16I'm already sweating.
02:17So I'm just going to take her for a spin.
02:20Okay, let's see.
02:23Yeah.
02:25I think I know that smell.
02:27I think, I think, I think.
02:29Please don't take my word for it.
02:30I've gotten literally every single one wrong.
02:32I'm so sorry.
02:33Ooh, this got a little.
02:35Okay.
02:41Okay, that has a, ooh.
02:43That has like a smell smell.
02:44Okay.
02:45Ooh, I have to like digest that a little bit.
02:47Okay.
02:48That really like jarred me.
02:50I like forgot what I was going to say.
02:51The smell is so strong in this one,
02:54but this one's glass and heavy.
02:55I'm going to pick this one.
02:57Expensive.
02:57This one's more expensive.
03:01Finally.
03:02Yes.
03:03I got one guys.
03:04One on the board.
03:05We're coming from behind.
03:06All right.
03:07We love an underdog.
03:08We love that about me.
03:15Lipstick.
03:16Yeah.
03:17A lipstick.
03:18I love a nude.
03:19I love a nude.
03:20Okay.
03:21On my Kylie Jenner shit.
03:23She's be like, ah.
03:24I love that color by the way.
03:25It's one that's not too mattifying or drying
03:29because I, again, talk for a living
03:32and I'm annoying for a living.
03:33So me talking all the time,
03:34if they're dry as hell,
03:35like I hate when your lipstick like cracks like that
03:38and peels off like drywall.
03:40Yuck.
03:41Hate that.
03:42Ooh.
03:44Okay.
03:45Period.
03:46Fancy schmancy.
03:48Wow.
03:49Those colors are like damn near identical.
03:50Okay.
03:54It has this little pushy applicator.
03:57Comes out cute.
03:59But this one is more angular.
04:02Hold on.
04:03Let me try it again.
04:04This is me actively pretending
04:05like I know anything about makeup.
04:06It's very creamy.
04:08Very smooth.
04:09Very.
04:10Okay.
04:13This one's just got a fancier case,
04:15but that doesn't mean anything.
04:17Do you ever like roll these up
04:18and you just want to go.
04:20Thoughts?
04:21Sometimes.
04:22Kind of want to do it.
04:23I can still taste that face spray.
04:24I'm not kidding.
04:25It's in my throat.
04:26It's on my uvula right now.
04:28That's upsetting.
04:30Sorry, guys.
04:32I think this feels very like,
04:35this is not tea or shade,
04:36but this feels very like more drugstore,
04:38which is typically cheaper.
04:39And this feels more expensive.
04:42I'm going to say this one's more expensive.
04:47Damn it.
04:51We have two different pasta sauces
04:53and they gave me some little breads
04:55to dip and enjoy.
04:57And I shall and I will.
04:59So I'm going to try this one on the left first.
05:01Ah.
05:03Hmm.
05:05There's a lot of spices in it.
05:07That's good.
05:08That's yummy.
05:09But that's what I'm saying.
05:11I like all red sauce,
05:12so this one I'm for sure probably going to get wrong,
05:14but that's okay.
05:15This one seems a lot thinner.
05:18More oily.
05:20More oily.
05:21Okay, here we go.
05:26I don't really love that one.
05:28There's a lot of oil in that.
05:30My heart's calling to this one,
05:32which makes me think this one's more expensive.
05:35Because I love a cheap sauce
05:38and my palate is especially cheap.
05:40My palate is so cheap, it's not even funny.
05:43Hmm.
05:44This one's expensive.
05:45This one is not.
05:50Yes!
05:50Yeah!
05:51That's two, mind you.
05:59Okay, period.
06:00I do love a good Shampers, if you will.
06:04Okay.
06:05I'm smelling it like I, again,
06:07like I can tell the difference.
06:08I can't.
06:09Hmm.
06:11I'm like, this one's darker.
06:12That doesn't mean anything.
06:14It's not giving me any hints.
06:15Okay, I'm gonna try it.
06:20That one's not too bad.
06:20That's not too dry.
06:21I feel like most,
06:23any sort of rosé champagne, anything like that,
06:25they're really dry.
06:26The drier they are,
06:27the more expensive they are, in my experience.
06:32Hmm.
06:32They taste exactly the same, if I'm being honest.
06:35This one feels a lot, like, drier.
06:39You know, like, put some hair on your chest kind of deal.
06:43It's like when they taste better, they're cheaper.
06:47But, like, really expensive champagnes are so dry.
06:50They, like, make my cheek suck in.
06:54Yeah, this one's a lot sweeter, I feel like.
06:57It's less, like, kind of feeling, you know?
07:01Nobody knows why I'm talking.
07:02I'm literally actively getting drunk.
07:04Okay.
07:05Hmm.
07:07This one's the more expensive one
07:08because it's harder to drink.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Yeah.
07:15And I was right.
07:16My tastes are not expensive at all.
07:17I'm gonna take another drink.
07:20♪ Ba, ba, ba, da, ba ♪
07:22♪ Ba, ba, da, da, da ♪
07:25A little tipsy, probably should've done Champer's last.
07:28Okay, we have two journals,
07:29I'm assuming because I'm an author,
07:31a now published author.
07:33They do love a good journal.
07:34I actually have quite a few journals.
07:35Leather bound book.
07:37Love that.
07:37Got a little spine on it.
07:39Cushiony.
07:41And it's got that, like, fancy gold trim, you know?
07:44This is one of those journals that you're like,
07:46I'm gonna keep a journal, I'm gonna keep a mindful journal
07:48and it just stays in your drawer for the rest of time.
07:50It collects dust.
07:51That's what this is giving me.
07:53Love the color.
07:55Okay, this one.
07:56Oh, how cute, it has a little key.
07:59Okay, well I can't really open her,
08:01but this is like that card stock kind of page.
08:03Oh, but wide-ruled.
08:06Points stocked from the board.
08:07Don't like a wide-ruled page.
08:09But it has this lock.
08:10I feel like that would be more expensive.
08:12Hmm, I think this one's more expensive
08:15and this one is cheaper.
08:19Damn, finished on a loss.
08:22Sorry guys, bummer.
08:25At least I got the food and the alcohol correct.
08:28Thank you so much for watching my expensive taste test
08:30with my faves at Cosmo.
08:32Don't forget my book, Loud,
08:35except nothing less than the life you deserve is out.
08:38Make sure you go get it.
08:39Love you Cosmo, bye.
08:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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