The Voyeurs: Directed by Michael Mohan. With Sydney Sweeney, Justice Smith, Ben Hardy, Natasha Liu Bordizzo. Pippa and Thomas move into their dream apartment, but notice that their windows look directly into the apartment opposite. This will set in motion a chain of events that will lead to ...
Release date: Sep 10, 2021
Duration: 01:56:00
Director: Michael Mohan
Actors: Sydney SweeneyJustice SmithBen Hardy
Release date: Sep 10, 2021
Duration: 01:56:00
Director: Michael Mohan
Actors: Sydney SweeneyJustice SmithBen Hardy
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:01:00I'm all out of hope, one more bad dream could bring a fall.
00:01:20When I'm far from home, don't call me on the phone to tell me you're alone.
00:01:31It's easy to deceive, it's easy to tease, but hard to get please.
00:01:41Eyes without a face. Eyes without a face. Eyes without a face. Got no human grace. Your eyes without a face.
00:02:12Feels like I'm sending my life away.
00:02:24This is happening!
00:02:25Wait, Peppa, don't move.
00:02:41Hey, Jackie. What's up?
00:02:43Nothing much, what's up with you?
00:02:45So we're really gonna do this, huh?
00:02:47Seems that way, yeah.
00:02:48Yeah, it's a big step.
00:02:49Huge step, oof.
00:02:50It's really big, and if this doesn't work out...
00:02:53Oof, woof.
00:02:54It's gonna suck.
00:02:55Maybe we should just call it off now.
00:02:57Oh, yeah, maybe just, like, quit while we're ahead.
00:03:00Yeah, nice meeting you.
00:03:01Nice talking to you.
00:03:02I'll take half of my stuff.
00:03:03And I will take the other half of the stuff. Yep, that makes sense.
00:03:08Abe, this is our home. I gotta live here, with you.
00:03:17You don't. Not yet.
00:03:20Right, sorry, sorry.
00:03:38I had a dream we kissed, and it was all I missed.
00:03:44The underpart...
00:03:49Oh, what is this?
00:03:51Chlorophyll water.
00:03:52What?
00:03:53Chlorophyll water. It's the secret to long life.
00:03:55I will stick to my Gewurztraminer, thank you very much.
00:03:58Okay, well, I'll stick to your Geckobisch Beneminer.
00:04:01Okay, wait. I know we just moved in together, but can we talk about kids?
00:04:07Kids?
00:04:08Yes. Like, it's really important that we have this conversation right now.
00:04:11Okay.
00:04:12Can we not have kids for at least four years?
00:04:16Yes, jeez. Yes, hell yes.
00:04:19Yeah?
00:04:20Oh.
00:04:21Hey, don't ask me.
00:04:22Get the shit out of me.
00:04:23Wait, but seriously, I was thinking about how I basically spent my entire life in school, right?
00:04:29As long as I've known you.
00:04:30Yeah, like, you spent your early 20s playing in some shitty punk clubs and doing God knows what.
00:04:35Drugs.
00:04:36And I spent mine in the corner of some stuffy medical library studying until 2 a.m.
00:04:42Right.
00:04:43So I don't want some gooey toddler to come along and just mess up the last few years of being rebellious.
00:04:49Yeah, you know what? I've been thinking about rebellion, too, in my own way.
00:04:53You're about to say something stupid right now.
00:04:55No, no. Well, you might think I'm un poco loco, but I was thinking about taking up the accordion.
00:05:02No, really?
00:05:03What are you talking about, then?
00:05:05I want to wake up Sunday morning with an awful hangover that reminds me of all the terrible decisions I made the night before.
00:05:12That is what I'm talking about.
00:05:14I'm here for it. You deserve it. You deserve all the hangovers in the world.
00:05:19I do.
00:05:20You do.
00:05:21I do.
00:05:22Yes, you do. To making wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:05:24To wonderful, terrible decisions.
00:05:29Come here.
00:05:32I love you.
00:05:33I love you, too.
00:05:36I love you, too.
00:05:46Oh, check out those two.
00:05:48What is he, like a photographer or something?
00:05:51It looks like it.
00:05:53Wow.
00:05:55You can see right in.
00:05:58Yeah, it's a nice place. Oh, kissy, kissy.
00:06:02Oh, they're in love.
00:06:06Oh, it's getting spicy.
00:06:11Oh, that man is taking off her clothes.
00:06:16Thomas.
00:06:17That is happening.
00:06:18Thomas.
00:06:19What?
00:06:20I don't think we should spy on our neighbors.
00:06:21No, we're not spying. We're just looking outside our window, and they happen to be in our field of vision.
00:06:28Oh, okay. They have to know that people can see in.
00:06:32Exactly.
00:06:33Like, they have to know that.
00:06:34Have to know. Have to know.
00:06:36Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
00:06:39Yep.
00:06:40That is some good content.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:44Thomas, we are officially being creepy weirdos. Don't you agree?
00:06:47No, what? They want us to look.
00:06:51But we'll stop because you want me to.
00:06:53Thank you. It's our first night.
00:06:55Right, right.
00:06:56Let's give our neighbors some privacy.
00:06:58Oh, they're fucking now. Okay.
00:07:01Thomas, come on, perv.
00:07:03Okay, okay, okay.
00:07:05Go get it. Go get it, boy.
00:07:33So, I got you a little...
00:08:01Thomas?
00:08:03Perv?
00:08:09Thomas.
00:08:12Thomas.
00:08:15Sex.
00:08:34So, congratulations are in order.
00:08:36What'd I do?
00:08:37You? Nothing.
00:08:38Me? I'm on day three of a social media blackout.
00:08:41No Insta, no Twitter.
00:08:43Joanie and I pledged to go an entire month.
00:08:45Mazel tov, Laurie.
00:08:47I just read that couples who decrease their amount of screen time
00:08:50are more likely to have a blackout.
00:08:52I don't know.
00:08:53I don't know.
00:08:54I don't know.
00:08:55I don't know.
00:08:56I don't know.
00:08:57I don't know.
00:08:58I don't know.
00:08:59I don't know.
00:09:00I don't know.
00:09:01I don't know.
00:09:02And also, decreased amount of screen time can double or triple
00:09:04the amount of sex they have in a month.
00:09:06Yeah?
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:08Ah, but what do they look at when they masturbate?
00:09:10Oh my God!
00:09:11How is computation going?
00:09:14The weirdest thing happened last night.
00:09:16This couple, our neighbors across the way,
00:09:19they were totally doing it and we could see right in.
00:09:22They looked like goof.
00:09:23How ugly were they?
00:09:24They were not.
00:09:25They were like gorgeous.
00:09:26So, you pulled up a chair, popped some popcorn,
00:09:29broke up the binoculars...
00:09:31Why not just because someone is allegedly allowing you to look in on their lives doesn't mean it's okay to watch
00:09:37You were 1,000% wrong about that. It is entirely acceptable to look. I mean, it sounds like they're exhibition is
00:09:44Doubtful if they are exhibitionist than watching them. It's like the polite thing to do Pippa
00:09:49I'll see you at lunch. So long creep
00:09:55You're gonna see so much better after this just relax, okay
00:10:01I've done 40 of these a week past 20 years. Well over half of them have gone, right?
00:10:07Just kidding. Of course, can you look?
00:10:1120 years. Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up
00:10:19Okay in three two
00:10:22And
00:10:28Bonjour hi, this is Pippa from Lautique your glasses are ready Pippa
00:10:34We're open till 6. You're welcome. Bye
00:10:37What is this?
00:10:39So in Japan birds are described as two eyes with wings and for good reason
00:10:46Their acuity is so strong that from the top of an eight-story building they can pick out a single ant crawling on the sidewalk below
00:10:55Why are you telling her this well, it's a little housewarming present
00:11:04When you see birds drinking from this outside your window
00:11:08Let it be a little reminder of how imperfect our own species vision is
00:11:13You and I all we're doing here is making it slightly better. Thank you. I
00:11:20Want a present
00:11:33We kind of like Bert and Ernie
00:11:36What's going on with our friendly next-door neighbors
00:11:43Look they're just like us. They're nothing like us. They're way cooler. Yeah
00:11:56How do we become their friends
00:11:58You want to become BFFs with the neighbors? We now seem to be stalking. Yeah, what up, but that sake is drinking
00:12:05It's top-shelf
00:12:06You could pour me some and I could pretend to know the difference and then she could show you all the cute boutiques to shop
00:12:12At in the neighborhood. Yeah, cuz all girls do a shop. Okay, fine. I'll learn about the boutiques then shit
00:12:20What are their names?
00:12:22She's definitely a Margo. Oh, yeah, of course. She's clearly a Margo and
00:12:27that's
00:12:29Brent
00:12:30Well, they're great could also tell me how to sculpt my body or got a glimpse of his pubes yesterday
00:12:35They were exquisitely manscaped. Would you ever want me to do that shave your pubes? Yeah, no
00:12:42Wouldn't they grow back prickly or something?
00:12:45Prickly
00:12:46Wait, is is he choking? Oh
00:12:49Shit, that guy can't breathe. I know she can't see I know what do we do? Okay
00:12:57Go to the kitchen the kitchen
00:13:00Oh
00:13:02This is like an emergency, okay, uh, I should call 9-1-1. No, you're they're not gonna get there fast enough
00:13:08You need to go over there. Okay, but then they'll know that we were in spying. Yeah, but then he won't be dead
00:13:12Go, okay, right shit
00:13:16Go okay. Yeah. All right
00:13:21Wait Thomas come back
00:13:29Doing
00:13:35Like this
00:13:55Spicy tuna roll
00:13:59Yeah
00:14:29I
00:14:59I
00:15:29I
00:15:59I
00:16:29I
00:16:59I
00:17:02So this might be a little problematic why they know we can see him so why not
00:17:09Wait
00:17:11Somebody's got some company. I think this guy's pretty successful. Yeah, he doesn't do commercials
00:17:21Oh, I think she was there this afternoon can't take a look yeah
00:17:24I
00:17:28Love these get so close. All right, you're only hundred bucks only did you negotiate?
00:17:33No, should I yeah, you probably could have gone for 50
00:17:39Fun fact this guy touched her butt earlier
00:17:44What's he doing impromptu photo shoot
00:17:49Here
00:17:53It's me Mario
00:18:04Hello world, I do push-ups. Yeah me too Bob sometimes
00:18:12Take off your shirt, that's what friends do best friends. Yeah, we're best friends forever
00:18:18Take off your clothes
00:18:24Whoa, this is so sorry, he's buttering her up. Oh
00:18:30Hey, oh boobs, uh boobs babies boobs
00:18:38Do you think she wants it? No, I think she wants it
00:18:43I
00:18:45Don't know I know
00:18:51Are we bad people for watching this? Yeah
00:18:56It's good gets a lot of action
00:19:01Here keep watching
00:19:14Hey, take it off. Oh
00:19:19No, what keep watching
00:19:36What are they doing
00:19:38Oh
00:20:08Oh
00:20:38Oh
00:21:08Oh
00:21:38Oh
00:21:57It's faster than usual
00:22:01We just never done that before
00:22:08I'm gonna get your washcloth
00:22:38You
00:23:08You
00:23:39I
00:23:44Mean
00:23:46It's totally obvious
00:23:47Margo is Brent's wife Sears girlfriend or whatever and while she was out of town Frank got thirsty and straight-up cheated on her
00:23:55That's my theory too. Okay, how can we be so sure? I mean, maybe they're just like in an open relationship or something. No
00:24:03Or maybe you're projecting your feelings about monogamy on time
00:24:06But what are the odds of that though? What that they're swingers or do people use the word swing?
00:24:12Siri, what percentage of couples are in an open relationship?
00:24:16You think so? You can answer that question
00:24:18Blumstein and Schwartz found that 15% of married couples share an agreement that allows for extramarital sex
00:24:2515%
00:24:26And that's an average I'm assuming I bet that within the greater metropolitan area. It's like way higher
00:24:36I
00:24:42Just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other
00:24:51Sibling what?
00:24:54Nothing journey. You just said, huh? Like, huh? I just had a thought that would be relevant to this conversation
00:25:01So
00:25:03Okay
00:25:04When Tommy and I were in college
00:25:05He used to have this huge crush on this super cute lit major named Kylie all these dorks wanted to get with her
00:25:10But none of them have the balls to you know, actually talk to her
00:25:16One night I went over to smoke weed and watch DQC
00:25:20And I discovered they figured out how to Jerry rig a laser pointer into a long-range microphone
00:25:25So that we could all low-key listen in on Kylie's private conversations in hopes that she would
00:25:32Miraculously be confessing her love for one of them. Oh, yeah, you were an accomplice
00:25:38Maybe it was his idea and he mastermind the whole thing after watching a tutorial on YouTube
00:25:44What happened nothing?
00:25:46Turned it on. No and
00:25:49The instant we got signal everybody was crushed because from the moaning and the giggling it became immediately apparent
00:25:55That Kylie and her roommate were having a naked tickle party with Seth Gillenstein
00:26:02Kylie was in the 15% but a trivia note on Seth Gildenstein never was he seen in a pair of shoes
00:26:08Like he only ever wore rollerblades. Yeah, and still somehow got laid laid a lot enough about Seth's choice of footwear
00:26:16How does this laser pointer thingy work
00:26:20Okay
00:26:23Class
00:26:24Large picture windows just like this one when you make a noise
00:26:28They vibrate like right now. This is vibrating from the sound of my voice. So we shine a laser through it
00:26:34What do you think happens to the beam?
00:26:36It also vibrates go start for you
00:26:39Exactly the little dot of the laser wiggles from the vibrations
00:26:43And if you can capture the pattern of the wiggling you can translate that into waveforms. You can actually see why haven't we done this?
00:26:49well Pippa, it's probably illegal and
00:26:53Be we can't I mean if we shine a laser into their apartment it terminates
00:26:58There's no way to capture the vibrations from across the street in order to do that. We'd have to bounce the beam back here
00:27:05Unless we sneak into Brett's studio and perfectly place a mirror behind his window. We're out of luck
00:27:12There's a Seder in their apartment
00:27:14But you know the Seder the Roman fertility spirit look
00:27:19I
00:27:44Have a bad idea I
00:27:47Cannot believe we're doing this right now
00:27:53Yeah, well present tense me is freaking the fuck out present tense you is also sober true what's the worst thing that could happen
00:28:16I
00:28:46I
00:29:16I
00:29:46I
00:30:16I
00:30:47I
00:30:49I
00:31:15Hey
00:31:17Straight fire Margo, how's everyone doing over here? Can I get a hit of that? Thanks, Zara?
00:31:29Well make yourselves at home so casa mi casa
00:31:37She could have dressed as any of the tenant moms, but no
00:31:42Margo, so how do we do chicken?
00:31:45Mission accomplished
00:31:53All right ready
00:31:55copy, okay, so
00:31:58You're looking for a little green dot
00:32:00Tell me to move it up or down or whatever. I don't see it. Well. It's there somewhere
00:32:07Turn it off turn it off turn off what it's like a longer. They were gonna think they're gonna get assassinated
00:32:15Lower
00:32:30Now what now we hope that the angle of the mirror bounced it back here somewhere. This isn't the most scientific of methods
00:32:44I
00:33:03Am so impressed right now
00:33:14I
00:33:29Sound like the teachers from Charlie Brown
00:33:44I
00:34:14See you have to explain myself you're supposed to trust me
00:34:44I saw you
00:34:49That makes sense, okay, you told me a hundred times, but without my work who's gonna pay for all this are you
00:34:56Your income gonna support us. I mean if you get
00:35:05No
00:35:08To start thinking about it
00:35:14How am I supposed to put up with this
00:35:19If you
00:35:37Stop acting on such a fucking
00:36:07I
00:36:17Think I'm coming down something yeah, there's a nasty hangover going through Montreal right now
00:36:37Hey Pipsqueak, can you come here for a sec?
00:36:53Hello
00:36:56How may I help you
00:36:58Hi, I'm just looking for some new glasses
00:37:01Pippa is the best at picking out frames
00:37:04Really did you bring your prescription? No, I actually haven't had my eyes checked in like a few years. It might have changed
00:37:12Pippa you could squeeze her in before you're 230, right?
00:37:16And I exam. Oh, that would be great
00:37:21Sure, yeah, thank you. Um, I'm Julia by the way
00:37:27Pippa nice to meet you. Nice to meet you
00:37:30I
00:37:34F oh
00:37:37Zed
00:37:40P oh could be another F. I can't tell
00:37:52Hey or B, can I see that again?
00:38:00Hey
00:38:02Barbie
00:38:04They look exactly the same to me, is that okay?
00:38:10You have terrible vision but
00:38:14Most people's vision sucks
00:38:16That's how I have a job
00:38:18I'm gonna look at the surface of your eye to see if there's any imperfections. It's just your chin
00:38:26You're gonna see a bright light for a second
00:38:30Oh
00:38:55When I come in closer now
00:39:00I
00:39:03Look up
00:39:06Left, okay, right
00:39:20Once again
00:39:23I
00:39:27Was so indecisive, what do you think? Well, those are definitely more
00:39:33Sexy librarian
00:39:36Sexy librarian. Yeah, like meet me in the stacks big boy. Let's read the latest Emma Straub novel together
00:39:43Where these they're more femme fatale like I'm gonna bang dookie houses and says
00:39:53Do you think I can pull these off? Of course you can the great thing about
00:39:57New glasses is you're gonna decide who you want to be. Well, okay these ones remind me of my barista
00:40:04so I
00:40:06guess I
00:40:08am the femme fatale I
00:40:11Think you might be
00:40:13They really are so you
00:40:16Hey
00:40:18This might sound weird
00:40:22Maybe this is awkward. Um, would you ever want to get a cup of coffee sometime or something?
00:40:29Is that weird? No
00:40:31Are you sure?
00:40:33No, I I'd love that. I mean, I know we just met but you seem cool
00:40:39Thank you. Well, can I have your number?
00:40:43Yeah, I saw
00:40:46Awesome. Um, well some friends of mine opened his bar this weekend. Maybe we could check that out or something
00:40:52I'll call you. Yeah, that that sounds amazing
00:40:56Bye. Bye
00:41:02Mom what's wrong?
00:41:19Whether it's your birthday anniversary
00:41:22Tuesday, there's always a reason to celebrate. So don't let you ruin your party. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough
00:41:52Oh
00:42:23No, no, no, no, no, no to touchy get your big-ass necklace and get out of there girl
00:42:31Usually charge
00:42:46You can go sit on the Metro and wonder what it would have been like if you stayed
00:42:52You just take the 30 minutes
00:42:55I'll make you come harder than you ever thought possible
00:42:58What what?
00:43:00This can't actually work
00:43:22Oh
00:43:25Feels good, right
00:43:35What
00:43:38What yeah, what
00:43:40Shut up. No
00:43:42Did you talk to her if I heard you mean Julia then? Yeah
00:43:47Julia, but dude, I know what the inside of her oculus looks like
00:43:52Clinics in the world. She walks into mine and what's even crazier?
00:43:57We totally hit it off and we're gonna hang out this weekend. This is crazy. Let's be honest
00:44:02I think that she just needs a friend someone to talk to about her super unhealthy relationship
00:44:08Yeah
00:44:10Saw him today. He kind of took advantage of this girl
00:44:17Technically oral but it was not cool
00:44:22I don't know. I was thinking and I think maybe this isn't good for us
00:44:27We're not telling her yeah, but it feels weird to be spying on our neighbors, right?
00:44:32I mean sneaking around keeping our lights off so they don't see us. You're not really seeing her this weekend. Are you?
00:44:38If I was cheating on you, wouldn't you want to know? I
00:44:42Don't know that I would I don't love that. You keep going to these hypothetical places, but it's not hypothetical here
00:44:48That asshole is being totally unfaithful and we know that so now I have the moral responsibility to do the right thing
00:44:56Okay, hey, hey, hey
00:44:58Hey
00:45:00When we decided to move in together, I was excited about you and me taking this step
00:45:06I get that you're trying to do the right thing. I get it, but let's get back to us
00:45:13Maybe I could just tell her this weekend
00:45:18I
00:45:28Promise I will rip the band-aid off and be done. You know, maybe it'll give her the confidence she need
00:45:34Where are you going? I'm gonna get a drink
00:45:38She doesn't need to be saved she doesn't even be saved by you this is straight-up none of your business Thomas
00:45:48Oh
00:46:00Baby I'm talking to you. Yeah
00:46:03I
00:46:17Feeling gloomy all day because of our little spat last night and
00:46:23I
00:46:53I
00:47:23Oh
00:47:41My god, I so need this kind of had a rough week, let's go
00:47:46You
00:47:51Seem to really love your job I do I
00:47:55Don't know. I had the realization the other day that I
00:48:01Really like ophthalmology like it just it makes sense to my brain
00:48:05Be really good at it. Thank you
00:48:08but I'm gonna be doing it for the rest of my life and
00:48:12I finally achieved the one thing that I've worked years and years to do and in the process I kind of killed off
00:48:20All possibilities of something else. Yeah, it's like when you're so obsessed with something
00:48:26But you forget to pick your head up and look around and go. Oh wait
00:48:32What am I even doing?
00:48:36But you're too far down the rabbit hole
00:48:42Yeah, I
00:48:45Have the opposite problem with you. What are you doing? I'm kind of trying to figure that out. I was
00:48:53It was a model oh
00:48:56My god, I say that like I'm embarrassed about it. Um, I was a model, but I'm not anymore
00:49:03What do you mean? It's complicated. I guess
00:49:08It's hard to find deeper meaning in your work when your job is to force up a smile every day for the world to decide
00:49:14whether you're
00:49:16Sexy enough. I mean even though you feel numb and objectified
00:49:20You're addicted because your sense of self-worth is all wrapped up in it. I decided that my
00:49:27Second nervous breakdown would be my last
00:49:31Now walked away
00:49:33Now I'm looking at the rest of my life and I'm so lost
00:49:37But you could do anything
00:49:41It's holding you back
00:49:44Honestly myself I have like
00:49:488,000 interests and zero skills. Come on. That's not true. Seriously. I I didn't go to college
00:49:53I can barely type. I just bought this wireless printer and it took me literally forever to figure out how it works
00:49:59Yeah, well on the plus side you don't have any student loans on minus side. I don't have a career
00:50:06My husband he got me this job working at this like fancy-pants photo studio and
00:50:12It's cool. I get to travel around for gallery openings and such and it's it's neat, but it's not my
00:50:19raison d'etre
00:50:35Oh
00:50:43This feels so nice
00:50:50What are you waiting for
00:50:52You
00:51:02So your husband ZDM, oh his name's Sebastian
00:51:07Sir he's a photographer like a real one
00:51:11Kind of a name in that world. Actually, he's a genius
00:51:15I mean, I know people throw that word around a lot, but he really is fun
00:51:20You guys meet through work we
00:51:24Might have slept together after a shoot
00:51:27usually when that would happen, I was just another exotic flavor for them to try but
00:51:33sad
00:51:35He loves me
00:51:39Sounds like a catch. Oh and he's like incredible in bed. So I
00:51:46Must be all sunshine and roses then, huh?
00:51:50I mean, he's an artist sir. He's
00:51:55Eccentric
00:51:58That comes with a certain baggage
00:52:02Without him, I don't know what I do with my life
00:52:08It's all I've got
00:52:19I
00:52:32Okay, Margo
00:52:38Here's Margo
00:52:41Julia
00:52:46That is so funny because like I just had this Halloween
00:52:50anyway
00:52:51My husband is just a complex individual is all
00:52:56You should meet him sometime
00:53:00Yeah
00:53:19You
00:53:49I
00:54:19You
00:54:49You
00:55:19You
00:55:49You
00:56:19I
00:56:49I
00:57:19I
00:57:49I
00:58:19I
00:58:49Worried about what?
00:58:57Yeah, I'm real worried too why are you acting so ridiculous?
00:59:13What did you do
00:59:20I
00:59:22Put what did you do?
00:59:27You told her I had to
00:59:44Look at her
00:59:46Look at her. I know you think this is wrong. It is wrong. I couldn't just sit back and watch
00:59:51You didn't need to watch we both decided to peer in on them. We both did that
00:59:56So it's not my fault that we discovered this way. What is she doing? It was your idea in the first place
01:00:00Oh, give me those. Oh
01:00:12My god
01:00:15Is she
01:00:20Thomas what?
01:00:21What do we do Jesus? Are we gonna watch this woman stab this man? I'm calling the cops. No
01:00:26No, you can't call the cops. I'm calling the cops. We're about to watch a murder that you instigated
01:00:30I didn't tell her to kill anyone. Don't call. Then. What do we do? I don't know
01:00:44I
01:01:14I
01:01:44I
01:01:53Say what
01:01:55When
01:02:13Yeah
01:02:16You have every right in the world to be mad at me I
01:02:22Am
01:02:26I'm I'm disappointed, you know
01:02:33Yeah, I know I
01:02:39Want to know that I can trust you
01:02:43You can I
01:02:48Want to feel like I'm enough for you
01:02:50You are
01:02:54I'm done. I
01:02:57will
01:02:58Throw away the binoculars. I I will not see her again
01:03:04I'm sorry
01:03:13Okay
01:03:21I'm gonna get a hug
01:03:31I love you. I love you, too
01:03:47Hmm
01:03:51No, what are you doing? No, no, no
01:04:09No, what do we do?
01:04:21I
01:04:29Have to go I can't be here
01:04:35Stay with my sisters. I just can't be here. You can't go
01:04:42Please I need you right now. No, I can't be with you
01:04:47Stop it. No
01:04:50Go do that
01:04:55You love you would have listened to me
01:05:00There's nothing you can't do bit, but she's dead because of you
01:05:05You ended that fucking woman's life. You did that. I don't even know you anymore
01:05:15We're done it's over
01:05:20I
01:05:40It's pepper from the boutique. Yeah, your glasses came in up until sex. Mm-hmm
01:05:50I
01:05:52I
01:06:16You haven't reached Julia, but if you're feeling quaint, please leave a voicemail
01:06:23Uh, hi Julia, it's it's it's Pippa the ophthalmologist. Um, I
01:06:32Just I wanted to let you know
01:06:35Well, I wanted to let you know
01:06:40Your glasses are ready. Are you?
01:06:52I don't know what happened
01:07:00I'm so sorry
01:07:22You
01:07:52You
01:08:22You
01:08:52You
01:09:22I
01:09:52I
01:10:22I
01:10:37Don't think you do you've got a familiar face pretty eyes. Thanks
01:10:45I
01:10:51Know it's not gonna place you order a vodka Tony do a penicillin. Yes. See
01:11:03Yeah, my facet I move when you're tender a couple of months
01:11:10No, I don't mind
01:11:12So
01:11:15Stranger I'm trying to work something out. Can I see a question?
01:11:24Yeah, sure, it's a personal question
01:11:31Do you watch pornography
01:11:36Excuse me porn do you watch it?
01:11:39Not
01:11:40frequently, no, but on occasion
01:11:44Maybe right. Most people watch porn all the time
01:11:48husbands wives
01:11:50Girlfriends boyfriends lovers moms dads pets everyone everyone watches porn
01:11:56Now I bet you there's a dozen people on this block jerking off to porn right this very second
01:12:00people in very serious relationships
01:12:03And doesn't matter right?
01:12:06Can I ask you another question you've ever been in a serious relationship
01:12:12Yeah, and did your boyfriend or girlfriend my friend did your boyfriend ever masturbate
01:12:23He did did you
01:12:26Maybe and did this simple act change the love you have him
01:12:32No, I didn't why is that? I don't know because it's meaningless exactly
01:12:37And tell me this what's the difference between your vibrator and a human penis? How do you know I have a vibrator?
01:12:43I'm sure a woman a
01:12:46Vibrator doesn't have feelings
01:12:49If I read it isn't connected to a brain
01:12:51I would argue that most penises aren't connected to a brain a vibrator isn't connected to a soul
01:12:56Well, I don't know about you
01:12:57I've had plenty of sex that was just as meaningless if not more meaningless than masturbation
01:13:01The only difference is it's just more fun having sex with a person than it is with your hand
01:13:07Not everyone agrees with you
01:13:13No, I don't know about how much you fucking love them
01:13:27I
01:13:37Sorry, I'm just um
01:13:40I'm going through the most difficult
01:13:44Separation my life right now and I
01:13:49Know I could be a bit blunt. I'm sorry
01:13:52It's okay, thanks
01:13:57I
01:14:15Yes, it is masters
01:14:18Say what the essence masters. It's a fable. You just made me think of it the ass referring to a donkey in this case
01:14:27Story goes this donkey. He's owned by an herb farmer. He doesn't feed him
01:14:31Well, he has to work in this garden all day long and he's starving
01:14:35So he goes to this God Jupiter and he's like, hey, man, can I please get a new master?
01:14:41I'm starving over here and Jupiter's feeling really gracious
01:14:44So he's like sure thing wish granted and the next day the donkey he is sold to a potter
01:14:50Great life must be peaches and cream now, right wrong. It's the worst job a donkey could have he's fed
01:14:56Well, but now he has to carry these super heavy bricks to and fro all day
01:14:59So he goes to Jupiter again, and he is like a Jupiter. I really need another master, please
01:15:06Jupiter's like whoa slow your roll man. I'm only gonna do this one more time
01:15:10Are you sure and donkeys like I got this pain in my back and it won't go away
01:15:15There's no such thing as Advil yet. Will you please just do me this favor?
01:15:19So the next day the donkey is sold again to a leather tanner
01:15:25Who hangs donkey bleeds him out skins him and turns him into a pair of sandals
01:15:33Moral of the story he who finds discontentment in one place is unlikely to find happiness and another
01:15:44You know why he's operate that fable I
01:15:49Just said sure that the grass isn't greener
01:15:56I wrote it for his slaves. So when they're feeling down, they could tell each other that story and make themselves feel better
01:16:05When in reality, it was just deeply deeply repressed
01:16:16Would it be strange if I asked to take your picture
01:16:25I
01:16:43Watch out for broken glass. I had a little accident
01:16:46I
01:16:54Spoke got the good stuff. Shall we?
01:16:57It's good, sorry
01:16:59The grapes are growing under the shadow of a volcano in Italy
01:17:06Say you're a professional
01:17:10Sure
01:17:16You
01:17:23Know my latest exhibition opens in a few weeks you should come
01:17:36Can you stand there for
01:17:47Turn to me those eyes you sure we've never met before
01:18:06My hair's not it's good. I don't know what I'm doing
01:18:13Just
01:18:16Do whatever I tell you to do and it'll be perfect
01:18:20You left down on your shoulder
01:18:24Head down
01:18:27You look so kind
01:18:30Ice to me
01:18:38Is it okay
01:18:40It's just this this jumper
01:18:44What's your brother Clark
01:18:47Subtle look I work with naked models pretty much every day. So I forget it's it's out of the ordinary
01:18:54But if you're not comfortable
01:18:56It's cool
01:19:00No, it's it's fine
01:19:10Cute
01:19:13Mind if I snap a few
01:19:25Let me
01:19:35Ready I tend to take my best pictures when you least expect it
01:19:43Oh
01:19:49What about your underwear
01:19:51You
01:20:11Turn away from me. Okay, you're making of somebody
01:20:21I
01:20:23used to me
01:20:25Turn up slightly. I see it. I'll take off your bra
01:20:32Okay, I'll make it less awkward
01:20:38What is it I like
01:20:51I
01:20:56Sucks, thanks
01:21:06Your turn
01:21:21I
01:21:51I
01:22:06You just you know, you just you just remind me of someone that's all
01:22:15It's not your fault
01:22:21I
01:22:51I
01:23:22Oh
01:23:33So stop stop stop stop
01:23:51I
01:24:21You
01:24:51You
01:25:21You
01:25:51Oh
01:26:03Disgusting
01:26:10Go guys
01:26:21I
01:26:51I
01:27:21I
01:27:51I
01:28:21I
01:28:51I
01:29:21I
01:29:39Next morning that's
01:29:42That's when I found him. I
01:29:46Had to tell you
01:29:49I had to tell someone
01:29:52I understand if you never want to talk to me again
01:29:59Wait
01:30:02Okay, you think this is your fault I'm the reason it all happened you cannot
01:30:07Blame yourself for this. I caused the whole thing. No. No. No. Yes. It is tragic. It's more than tragic
01:30:14It is fucking insane, but you had no idea that this would happen. I mean you were just dumped and
01:30:20Yeah, maybe you deserved it that part doesn't matter
01:30:23You are a single woman and it is common knowledge that the fastest way to mend a broken heart is to do the most
01:30:30Unhealthy fucked up shit you can possibly think of
01:30:33Yeah, okay
01:30:34Maybe doing it with a depressed widower that you're stalking is a bit like at the extreme end of that
01:30:38But it is part of the deal. I
01:30:41Just it doesn't feel real
01:30:45Hey, you are so super fucked up right now
01:30:50And you better seek therapy like tomorrow
01:30:53You're a good person Pippa
01:30:56Even if it doesn't feel like that right now
01:31:01I've been such a good person. Why do I want to see him again?
01:31:05He's like disappeared. I know it sounds irrational, but if I could just see him
01:31:13Maybe I could move on
01:31:16It's
01:31:19Stupid I know
01:31:22Okay
01:31:25Well, if he's not at home, where do you think he is
01:31:33Pippa
01:31:36It's opening night
01:31:45I
01:32:05Think you come I
01:32:08came
01:32:09This is really cool
01:32:12Can't wait to see the photos
01:32:14Cool. Yeah, it's really fucking cool
01:32:22Are you okay? That's my cue. Thanks. Come on
01:32:31Hey, thanks for introducing me and be like not what I pictured
01:32:45Now
01:32:51Before we begin I should say that this particular project was a collaboration
01:33:01My partner in crime on this the love of my life Julia notatory
01:33:10So
01:33:14With me everyone Julia
01:33:37Hi
01:33:39This new exhibition tells a modern fable
01:33:43It's a tragic tale of a sweet young woman named Pippa
01:33:56Oh my god
01:34:05Pippa lives in the apartment we own across the way from our studio
01:34:10When she and her boyfriend Thomas first moved in together the future was bright
01:34:14Things were things were downright peachy
01:34:18Then they got a little distracted by the strangers across the way us
01:34:25They cared more about what was going on in other people's lives and they did their own
01:34:30And what started out as a fun little hobby turned into a bit of an obsession
01:34:35They gate crashed our Halloween party and planted a microphone
01:34:39So they could secretly listen in on our conversations
01:34:42totally illegal by the way
01:34:45and yet somehow
01:34:47Pippa decided that she was she was doing the right thing
01:34:52First this tore them apart emotionally and then it tore them apart forever
01:35:04So
01:35:11Little did she realize the whole time that they were watching us while we were watching them
01:35:34So
01:36:04Uh
01:36:34So
01:37:05So
01:37:14Ah
01:37:34Oh
01:37:54Yep, those are my boobs. This is the place
01:38:04So
01:38:34So
01:38:55This is the image release form they signed it's the last page of their lease plain and simple
01:39:02Now do I know if they actually read it no, but that's not my responsibility
01:39:10Let me ask you this
01:39:12How many times this week has something popped up on your computer screen saying?
01:39:16Please agree to the terms and conditions and you've just clicked. Yes, and not even thought twice about it
01:39:22I mean, it's something we've grown accustomed to no
01:39:25Because
01:39:29But does that give you the right to uh
01:39:31It's tragic
01:39:33And we both feel so horrible about it. Don't we sir? Of course
01:39:37But if anything, it's a warning because it's unprecedented really the access we give people into our lives today
01:39:44It is entirely socially acceptable
01:39:47No socially expected for us to be able to stalk people
01:39:51We may or may not know in order to get a glimpse into that partially true version of their lives
01:39:56Seb and I lived a version of our life for pippa and thomas to see
01:40:00Yes, we created our own narrative and made it available for them to watch
01:40:05We gave them front row seats
01:40:08And they did
01:40:10They tuned right in
01:40:13All we had to do was watch back
01:40:21Copenhagen
01:40:23So, uh in addition to premiering internationally in tokyo everywhere
01:40:28We've sold it everywhere. It's a rousing success
01:40:30We're now the toast of the art community and guess what? We've made a disgusting amount of money in the process
01:40:37Now do you have anything actually interesting to ask us?
01:40:51So
01:40:53How many times can someone be congratulated your favorite
01:41:01Scassari scussari, who sent it?
01:41:09So thrilled to be featuring the voyeurs in our upcoming season the tate
01:41:17Oh, that's great
01:41:21Fuck
01:41:28Baby you have to get over this
01:41:41Don't you ever feel guilty
01:41:48No
01:41:51You
01:42:21So
01:42:23So
01:42:45Up there
01:42:49What is she doing
01:42:50She's fucking lost it. What do you think? You know pepper?
01:43:03Pepper
01:43:20Okay, we just want to talk to you
01:43:50So
01:44:01Please
01:44:03Is all this really necessary?
01:44:04pepper
01:44:06Just leave me alone. What is it? Are you thinking that? I don't I don't know. I don't know
01:44:10These are some pretty serious accusations. They must have come from somewhere
01:44:15Stop fucking us around
01:44:21You
01:44:26When I when I watched you I believed every moment
01:44:33Even though none of it was real
01:44:37But when thomas died
01:44:40It didn't feel true, but he's still gone
01:44:42You
01:44:47You would have never done that and I don't know for sure but I think you drugged him
01:44:56And then you made it look like he did it himself
01:45:01That is a hell of a theory paper, do you have any proof
01:45:06No, then what were you doing here
01:45:09You manipulated me
01:45:13You seduced me
01:45:16You exposed me
01:45:18And you think you could hurt me again, but you can't
01:45:22Because I have nothing left
01:45:26So, I just need to know this one last thing and then you'll never see me again
01:45:33How could you do this
01:45:35I
01:45:37We didn't
01:45:38It was you who told me
01:45:41it's like when you're
01:45:43so
01:45:44obsessed with something that
01:45:46You forget to pick your head up look around and go. Oh, wait
01:45:50What am I even doing?
01:45:52But you're too far down
01:46:02You too
01:46:05You
01:46:12Julia hey, hey talk to me. What's wrong? What's wrong, baby? Come on. Come on, baby
01:46:23What did you do
01:46:25You weigh a little bit more so it might take a minute to kick in
01:46:31What the fuck did you do
01:46:35That wine was a little gift from me
01:46:44Look at me look at me take one final look because it's the last thing you're ever gonna see
01:47:05So
01:47:35Foreign
01:48:05Is
01:48:35Of hope one more bad dream could bring a fall
01:48:48Don't call me on the phone to tell me you're alone
01:49:00It's easy to tease
01:49:05Is
01:49:16Your eyes without a face
01:49:29I spend so much time
01:49:35Is
01:49:45It makes me
01:50:05Is
01:50:13Your eyes
01:50:35Oh
01:50:47Don't tell me
01:51:05Do
01:51:28Now I close my eyes and don't worry
01:51:35I don't despise
01:51:49But it's gone
01:52:05Eyes without a face
01:52:22Your eyes without a face
01:52:35So
01:52:53Um
01:53:05Ah
01:53:17Ah
01:53:35So
01:53:47So
01:54:05Foreign
01:54:35So
01:55:05So
01:55:35So
01:56:05You