Sponge Bob Season 2 Episode 9a Grandma's Kisses
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00:00There it is. Grandma's house. What wonders await me today?
00:07Fresh baked cookies, story time, a sweater with love in every stitch.
00:13Oh, what am I waiting for? Grandma! Grandma! Grandma!
00:18SpongeBob!
00:20Hi, Grandma!
00:22Come in and sit for a while. Have a cookie, SpongeBob.
00:28Grandma, you make the best cookies in the deep blue sea.
00:34Oh, yeah.
00:41Grandma's cookies.
00:45Now, who wants to lick the spoon?
00:48Me, me, me.
00:50And then we drove all the way home with all the windows down and freezing.
00:58Tell me another story about when I was a baby.
01:06Oh, three o'clock? I'm going to be late for work.
01:09Hop in my car. I'll drop you off.
01:13Thanks, Grandma.
01:15SpongeBob, you forgot your kissy kissy.
01:18I sure did.
01:23Bye, Grandma. Thanks for the ride.
01:26Thank you, Squidward.
01:33Isn't this great? Everybody's in a good mood today.
01:37I love bursting your bubbles, SpongeBob.
01:41They're laughing at you, not with you.
01:45Did I do something funny?
01:47Your forehead?
01:49My forehead is funny?
01:51Hey, Grandma's boy.
01:54Kissy, kissy, kissy.
01:59No, you're wrong.
02:02There's nothing wrong with getting kisses from your Grandma.
02:06No, especially if you're a big baby who wears diapers.
02:14And sucks his thumb.
02:17And plays with dolls.
02:20And wears pajamas that feed him.
02:23And carries his blankie around.
02:28All right already.
02:31Cheer up, SpongeBob. I know someone who still likes you.
02:36Really? You do, Squidward?
02:39Yeah, your Grandma.
02:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:55Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:01Stop it!
03:04I have been publicly humiliated for the last time.
03:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:12I'm sorry that happened to you, SpongeBob.
03:16Me too.
03:17You're the most adult person I know.
03:20Thanks, Patrick.
03:21You know how grandmas are. They love babies.
03:25You just can't act like a baby around her.
03:28You're right, Patrick.
03:29Have I ever not been right?
03:36You're a man now, SpongeBob.
03:38And it's time you started acting like one.
03:41Yeah!
03:43Oh, but I'm not sure I know how.
03:47Allow me to demonstrate.
03:50First, puff out your chest.
03:53Now say, tax exemption.
03:56Tax exemption.
03:57Now you must acquire a taste for freeform jazz.
04:03Okay, SpongeBob, you're ready.
04:06This is it.
04:08What are you going to tell Grandma?
04:10I'm a grown-up.
04:12No, it's answer. What's about it?
04:14A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
04:16Then you get behind her and I'll push.
04:19Patrick, we didn't say that.
04:21Oh, yeah, right.
04:22All we need now is the icing on the maturity cake.
04:26I've been growing these babies for years.
04:30Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
04:34What a nice surprise.
04:36Come here and give your granny her kissy-kissy.
04:41Oh, hello, SpongeBob.
04:43What a nice surprise.
04:46Come here and give your granny her kissy-kissy.
04:59Sorry, Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop.
05:02Tell her like it is, SpongeBob.
05:04No more baby stuff.
05:07He is right, Grandmother.
05:09Kisses are for babies, which I am no longer.
05:12I have grown up. It is nature's way.
05:15Oh, you are absolutely right.
05:20I am? I mean, of course I am.
05:23You will definitely not be treated like a baby around here ever again.
05:30I am glad you see it my way, Grandmother.
05:33Well, I'm glad that's settled.
05:35But what am I going to do with all these fresh-baked cookies?
05:40Sorry, Grandmother.
05:42We adults don't partake in the consumption of sweets.
05:45Right, Patrick?
05:47Keep up coming, Granny.
05:51So much for no more baby stuff.
05:54And don't forget the cookie-eating hat.
06:00Hey, that's my cookie-eating hat.
06:05I mean, it was when I was a baby.
06:11Well, look who's here.
06:14It's my big old adult grandson.
06:17Grandmother, I need to have a mature conversation with Mr. Patrick.
06:23Patrick, what are you doing?
06:26Cookies? Warm milk? A bib?
06:30Is that a kissy mark on your forehead?
06:32We are supposed to be adults!
06:35No roughhousing with a full tummy.
06:39I'm a baby.
06:41I'm a baby. I'm a baby. I'm a baby.
06:47Being grown up is boring.
06:49I love being a baby.
06:52Besides, I don't get jazz.
06:55Oh, poor Patrick.
06:57I almost feel sorry for you.
07:00Trapped in the awkward phase of diaper days.
07:04Never to know the rich rewards of being a grown-up.
07:08Here's a fresh batch of cookies.
07:11All right.
07:15Rewards, huh?
07:17Oh, yeah. There's...
07:21Let's see. We went over the jazz.
07:25Nom, nom, nom.
07:30So, Grandma, I'm full.
07:32More cookies.
07:46It appears to be my lunch hour.
07:48Grown-ups have to eat too.
07:50I guess this will have to do.
07:52You don't want this baby food.
07:55How about a big piece of steamed coral?
07:59Oh, yeah.
08:01Great.
08:04Nutritious.
08:06Story time.
08:08Oh, boy. Story time. Story time. Story time.
08:12Story time?
08:14You'll enjoy this, Patrick.
08:16It's a wonderful story about a magical sea leprechaun.
08:20Oh, SpongeBob, you wouldn't be interested in this baby book.
08:25Here's the technical manual on routine.