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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
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01:00Dear motorsport friends,
01:02I welcome you to today's race without limits.
01:05The winner will be the one who can keep his vehicle in a ready state until the end.
01:09And I can promise you right now that you will experience something that will take your breath away.
01:15The drivers will use every trick to knock their competitors out of the field.
01:19And as far as the rules are concerned, there are no rules.
01:30The race is almost won.
01:32I don't see a car that can take it with Wildcat.
01:36I think you're up to something, my dear Clark.
01:39I want to destroy you.
01:41Ah, Vanessa Warfield.
01:43The race management has to be very poor if they allow people like you to compete.
01:46You should rather put your car in the museum.
01:49Boy, if this race is over, you'll regret ever getting a driver's license.
02:10I just want to check the new brake lines, Ken.
02:13You can never be careful enough.
02:17Hey!
02:22I need the 14-key.
02:24Ken?
02:33You can take revenge on the race track, little one.
02:36That's exactly what I'm going to do, Bruno.
02:39Go, go, go!
02:58None of you dumbasses stand a chance against me.
03:03And now it's Clark Hawks' turn.
03:05Where the hell is that coward?
03:10Just you wait!
03:12Adios, amigo.
03:16Now, boy, you're done for.
03:21Calm down, Bruno.
03:23Hawks is mine.
03:25Who says so?
03:27Do you want to race with me, little friend?
03:29Think about it, you don't stand a chance.
03:31Well then, my dear, how about we do it together?
03:34That sounds much more reasonable.
03:36Could you distract our friend a little?
03:37Of course.
03:39Magna Beam, action!
03:42Hey!
03:47What's going on now? I can't keep quiet anymore.
03:53That's it, Vanessa, now it's your turn.
03:58You damn fool, watch where you're going!
04:00Watch where you're going!
04:06That idiot ruined my whole job.
04:09I'm really sorry for you, Bruno.
04:12Your brazenness will pass you by, you traitor.
04:15I'll show you what my car is made of.
04:31That's it, you big mouth, that's enough for now.
04:38This can't happen to me again.
04:43Ah, there you are.
04:45It'll all be over in a second.
04:48Attack position, action!
04:54Welcome, Vanessa.
04:56Welcome? No, thank you.
05:01Simply incredible!
05:03This is a sensation in the history of motorsport.
05:06Ladies and gentlemen, what a day!
05:09Yes, what a day.
05:11This will be Clark's last.
05:14You're like an annoying fly, Vanessa.
05:17Here's my fly slap.
05:22What's wrong with you?
05:31CRASH
05:36Hmm...
05:39I need to take care of Bruno.
05:42Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!
05:45Bruno! Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!
05:52BRUNO
05:55My darling, just go!
05:57But you won't get away from me.
06:04Ah, dear Mrs. Worthing.
06:08Mask, action!
06:14No!
06:18That can't be true!
06:21Hey, Vanessa, go to the eye doctor.
06:23Then maybe you'll see where you're shooting.
06:25Excuse me, did I get a scratch on your face?
06:28You'd better take care of Hawks, you idiot.
06:32I have a very special surprise for you.
06:35Ball laser, action!
06:39I won't let you do that, Clark.
06:41Whip, action!
06:45So, here's your present.
06:48So, here's your present.
06:50Thank you very much.
06:56That wasn't very nice, Vanessa.
06:58You need a lesson.
07:05So, Young King.
07:07Now I'll show you what happens
07:09when you mess with a bulldog.
07:13Hey, what's that?
07:17I don't know who's in that car,
07:19but I like the driver.
07:23Damn it, again.
07:24Now he's got me in the palm of his hand.
07:38Now, wait!
07:39And yet another less-than-good-for-nothing
07:41who can get on the nerves
07:43of the big car dealer, Boris.
07:45Who wants to be next?
07:47Boris! Boris! Boris!
07:49Boris! Boris! Boris!
07:51Boris! Boris! Boris!
07:55Soon you'll have a reason to celebrate.
08:00He may be big,
08:02but he's slowly becoming a turtle.
08:04But what is he doing?
08:16I've had enough.
08:18Boxing is over,
08:20and I don't need to be here anymore.
08:34And the winner of today's race
08:36is Boris Buschke,
08:38the car dealer!
08:46That was a good race, Clark.
08:48Next time you'll win.
08:50Thank you, Dave.
08:59What can I do for you, young man?
09:02I don't like to lose races,
09:04but you fought fairly.
09:06You really deserve the win.
09:08Congratulations, Boris.
09:10You're a great driver.
09:13Congratulations, Boris.
09:15Boris Buschke isn't used to
09:17losing to a loser.
09:27You did a good job today, little brother.
09:30Boris is very proud of you.
09:32They can be proud.
09:35This car is really a masterpiece.
09:37And the praise of a woman
09:39can do him no harm.
09:41Really?
09:43Maybe you're not as strong
09:45as you look at first glance.
09:47Clark Hawks says
09:49this victory was a stroke of luck.
09:51What? Boris Buschke doesn't need luck.
09:53Okay, okay, maybe you're right, Boris.
09:55But I think you should
09:57finally show this big-nosed guy
09:59how it's done.
10:01How? For what?
10:03Listen carefully.
10:05It's going to happen tonight.
10:07My friends and I are going to
10:09take part in it.
10:11Boris is interested.
10:13Very interested.
10:33I'm really sorry for you, Clark.
10:35Forget it, Gloria.
10:37It wasn't the last race.
10:39Let's just wait for the next one.
10:49Besides, I'm happy to see you again.
10:51Thank you.
10:53It surprises me, but I feel the same way.
10:57Take care, Gloria.
10:59See you in a few days at the MESC headquarters.
11:07See you in a few days.
11:13The participants of today's
11:15race without limits have shown
11:17a great performance that was
11:19honored by the spectators.
11:21Boris Puschkin stands out,
11:23who has demonstrated his extraordinary talent.
11:25Yes, extraordinary is the right word.
11:37He's coming, Vanessa!
11:39He's coming!
11:41That's enough, Lester. Get out of the way.
11:43But if he comes, then...
11:45Huh?
11:47What's that?
11:49Is it Christmas or what?
11:51Listen, I'm Boris Puschkin,
11:53the car king.
11:55Make a careful turn.
11:57Send him home, Vanessa.
11:59He's just in our way.
12:01Wait a minute.
12:03Hold your breath, little brother.
12:05No one talks about Lester.
12:07Is that clear?
12:09Lester, my best man,
12:11I think you need a lesson.
12:13What?
12:15Hey, if you want to fight,
12:17you have to move that.
12:19And now use your energy
12:21for your brains instead of your muscles.
12:23But this stupid head
12:25has neither brain nor muscles,
12:27so you can send him home.
12:29Stupid head?
12:31Listen, pull yourself together.
12:33Go back to your seats.
12:43You don't even have a mask!
12:45Boris Puschkin has no reason
12:47to hide his face, little boy,
12:49unlike you.
12:51What do you think you're doing?
12:53That's Lester.
12:55The race without limits
12:57is not over yet.
12:59Mask, quick!
13:01Reißwolf, action!
13:05And the good Klark
13:07will soon have a split personality.
13:11Wait and see, Lester.
13:13Disc, action!
13:23This time it's the collar,
13:25my dear.
13:27I'd rather rearm a little.
13:35That's right.
13:37Work with all the tricks,
13:39but in the long run
13:41it won't help you.
13:45Let's see if the chicken
13:47can take it with an eagle.
13:49Lester, take him a little closer.
13:51That's right, Lester.
13:53Now you have to see
13:55the truth with your own eyes.
13:57The greatest torture, Klark.
14:01Slime laser, action!
14:03Constructor, action!
14:07Oh, how disgusting.
14:09But what else
14:11was there to expect from Venom?
14:13And that wasn't all.
14:15Whip, action!
14:21And now I'm going to cough for you,
14:23little friend.
14:25Lester, you're disgusting.
14:27Lester, that was great.
14:29Now we have him
14:31where we want him.
14:33Yes, our wildcat is blind
14:35like a bat.
14:37And now it's time
14:39to introduce him
14:41to our new friend.
14:43So, Klark,
14:45now you'll meet
14:47my bulldog.
14:50Ah, that's better.
14:52Now we want to see
14:54what's going on here.
14:56I have something better for you,
14:58Pushkin.
15:00Mask, action!
15:06Well, I think
15:08your new friend is acting
15:10a little stupid, Vanessa.
15:12As long as you have me,
15:14you could actually
15:16do without such rivets.
15:18I will. Just watch,
15:20you can learn from me.
15:27You're pulling a little too hard, Lester.
15:29Wait and see, my dear.
15:31You can't hide from my saw.
15:41That's your end, little friend.
15:48Tell me, can't you watch where you're shooting?
15:50Oh, typical woman.
15:52You'd better be quiet.
15:54I've had it with you from the start.
15:56You've had it with me?
15:58You've ruined my saw blade.
16:00Do you know what that means?
16:02Bruno told me that he almost died
16:04because of your shooting skills.
16:06Okay, that's enough now.
16:08Make sure you come home.
16:10Fine, wonderful.
16:12I'm terribly hungry anyway.
16:14I hope there's a restaurant nearby.
16:18Okay.
16:24So, now Boris Busch will show
16:26what he can do.
16:28It's about time. I thought you were asleep.
16:42So, my dear Clark,
16:44there's no way out for you now.
16:46Yes, Vanessa,
16:48I'd like to introduce you
16:50to a new member of the M.A.S.P. team.
16:52What?
16:54And as a tribute,
16:56I'll give a wonderful, huge firework
16:58to our dear Vanessa.
17:00Mask.
17:02Action.
17:06I can't see anything,
17:08and that damn guy has been
17:10staring at me all the time.
17:12Yes, we've learned a lot from Reno.
17:14Too late, Boris.
17:16Better late than never,
17:18says an old Russian saying.
17:20There's something to it.
17:22We're not done yet.
17:24It's a shame you decided
17:26to fight on the wrong side, Pushkin.
17:28But I can kill two M.A.S.P. agents
17:30at once.
17:32Don't rely on that, Vanessa.
17:34I've brought a little surprise
17:36from Siberia.
17:45Hit.
17:47Clark Hawks is done.
17:51Damn it again,
17:53where did that snowstorm come from?
17:55I can't see anything.
17:57That was the goal of the exercise.
17:59No problem, the autopilot won't let me down.
18:01Autopilot failure,
18:03but if there's a certain kind
18:05of interference frequency.
18:07Don't talk nonsense, Cossack.
18:10What's going on now?
18:12The instruments are playing
18:14completely crazy.
18:16Damn it.
18:21Now it's finally getting down to business,
18:23honey.
18:25You didn't tell me that, Pushkin.
18:27Tell Hawks I'm sorry
18:29if you hit him in hell.
18:31Hello, Vanessa.
18:33I hope you're happy
18:35that I'm getting involved again.
18:37But that's impossible.
18:39I hit him.
18:41I saw his car explode.
18:47Ah, now I get it.
18:49One of his steel discs exploded.
18:55He's got to be kidding me.
18:57He's got to be kidding me.
19:00You were lucky again.
19:02But I promise you one thing.
19:04I'll come back
19:06and then you can experience something.
19:08Good idea.
19:10But make sure you don't get under the wheels until then.
19:12It was nice to meet you.
19:21Well done, Boris.
19:23You did a good job.
19:25You were right.
19:27Good to have you on our side.
19:29Now I can give you a hand.
19:31You won.
19:33Hey, why did it take you so long
19:35to come to my aid?
19:37Oh, you know, when Bulldog and I were stuck in that hole,
19:39I had to take a sip of vodka with me.
19:41You old fool!
19:57Man, this house is a real luxury shop.
19:59Now I'm looking forward to taking a luxurious bath.
20:01Let's see if I have everything.
20:03The foam bath, my water gun, and the radio.
20:05A radio?
20:07It's out of the question
20:09that you take it with you to the bathtub.
20:11But why not?
20:13That's obvious.
20:15Because you could get beaten up.
20:17As if I wasn't angry enough with Mascat.
20:19Now my agents are trying to kill themselves.
20:57THE END