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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:30This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
01:01Oh boy!
01:03At this speed, I see very little of Venice.
01:06For a nice city tour, it is better to rent a gondola.
01:10Hello Gondolier!
01:13I'm the fastest gondola in the world!
01:24Hey T-Bob, why did you slow down? You must have run over!
01:28I didn't want to stop. I'm stuck somehow.
01:38Thank you, Jacques.
01:39Did T-Bop run aground?
01:41Impossible. It's way too deep for that.
01:44Oh, what? T-Bop only allowed himself a joke with me.
01:48Well, come on board, you joker.
01:51But you're heavy.
01:53Oh, I feel like I'm being swallowed up by a jellyfish.
02:01No, it's not a jellyfish. But it looks very interesting.
02:04That will only be interesting when I'm out of the jellyfish.
02:07A very elastic substance. Compact and resistant.
02:12I will analyze it even more closely.
02:14Just tell me, you let me sit in this wobbly stuff for so long.
02:17How disgusting is that?
02:23Certain connections need to be checked.
02:26Dad has heard that Mayhem in Venice is preparing some operations.
02:31Mayhem is operating? Since when is the surgeon...
02:54The jellyfish is gone.
02:55Indeed.
02:56Strange.
03:13Hey, that's the stuff that got stuck in T-Bop.
03:17How do you explain that, Dad?
03:19Get me a glass container, T-Bop. I want to take a sample.
03:22That's part of my basic equipment. Here you go.
03:32We have to seal it very well.
03:35Look, the stuff is already dissolving.
03:44Oh dear, just don't think I'm going to jump into that stinky broth again.
03:53Where did the stuff go?
03:58Esparito, there's nothing left.
04:00Oh well, we still have some of that stuff.
04:02That's gone too.
04:04It didn't jump out. The lid was completely secure on the glass.
04:18You guys are a bunch of sluts.
04:20Can't you see that the barrel has a hole in it?
04:23Just calm down. We really didn't do it.
04:25You really have to be ashamed that these tears belong to us.
04:28It doesn't matter to you, Vanessa.
04:30When the barrel was in the boat, you couldn't see it.
04:34You have to have tomatoes on your eyes.
04:37This stuff was smeared all over the boat.
04:40We've already seen that, but we thought you dropped your cosmetics.
04:44That's a highly concentrated substance and not a wet substance.
04:47That's a highly concentrated substance and not a wet substance.
04:51Yes, you're right. A drop of it converts a thousand liters of water.
05:02Fortunately, this gelation effect is only temporary.
05:07All traces of it are gone.
05:09We'll continue as planned.
05:11We'll continue as planned.
05:17Substance analysis. H2O with severe contamination.
05:20So, water with dirt. It's not even worth turning on the computer.
05:24Gelation agents in the water are not detectable.
05:26Therefore, no analysis is possible. Over.
05:29So, I'm going to start another attempt to collect any information about this phenomenon.
05:34You two can now visit the city.
05:37Do you want to rent a gondola?
05:39Only if I'm the steward.
05:42Hold on tight. We're leaving right away.
05:45Is the engine in the front or in the back?
05:47There is no engine. This is a gondola.
05:51The gondolier takes this long rudder and steers the boat with it.
05:54I know that. I'm the born gondolier.
05:57So, dive in first.
06:04Now I have to pull it out again.
06:07No, not like that!
06:09Scott, come on, please!
06:10How am I supposed to do that? I don't have a rudder anymore.
06:15Then I'll bring you the rudder.
06:30Don't worry, Scotty. T-POP has everything under control again.
06:33Attention, I'm jumping.
06:35No, T-POP, leave it!
06:37What?
06:53I'd like to perform in a circus.
07:00And remember, when this map was drawn, Venice didn't exist yet.
07:05By the way, I haven't either.
07:07Take into account the geological markings. They are triangular.
07:11And finally, get your super-smart little brain up to speed.
07:15What do you think I am? I'm not as stupid as you look.
07:25You can't even tell if you're under water with this gloomy mist.
07:28I'd rather dive.
07:36Well, that's enough. I'm not a galleon butterfly.
07:41No, you're not. Galleon butterflies are expected to row.
07:45I tied you up so you'd let that stay.
07:48Well, I've made my experience now.
07:50You can't let a gondola rower take everything away from you.
07:53And if it's still that long, you have to master it.
07:59Attention, Scotty. We have a sheet metal piranha under the gondola.
08:05I think I shot someone out of the gondola. I think I'd better get out of here.
08:15Someone's pulling on me terribly.
08:23Now I'm being followed. I have to get rid of them.
08:29Hey, what's going on here?
08:31I think the piranha wants to kidnap us.
08:35What?
08:40How can they be so fast with a tourist boat? That's impossible.
08:46Ah, the Vaporetto up ahead will give me a head start. I'll just dive under it.
08:51But what's this?
08:56What was that?
08:57Help!
09:00Matt, look at this!
09:06Help!
09:11I can't get the rope loose. We're lost.
09:30Thank you, Dad. That was my last second.
09:33My last second felt like a century.
09:40Wasn't that Rex's piranha that was dragging you?
09:42That only confirms my suspicion that Veno has something to do with this gelated water.
09:50Satellite connection to the M.E.S.C. computer.
09:53Selection of the best agents suitable for this mission.
10:03Selection as follows.
10:05Calhoun Burns, expert in environmental and urban issues.
10:09Codename Raven.
10:20Gloria Baker, author and driver.
10:22Black belt in Kung Fu.
10:24Codename Shark.
10:25Selection completed.
10:33Selection accepted.
10:35Instructions to M.E.S.C. headquarters.
10:37Alarm level red.
10:50Well, this map is worthless.
10:52There are only a few rotten gondolas down here.
10:54There's absolutely nothing interesting to find in this mess.
10:57Listen, these maps were made by wise men.
10:59You're nothing compared to them.
11:01So keep going and don't think about spaghetti.
11:06Hey, wait.
11:07Something just flashed by.
11:09You can't really see it in the mud, but it looks like metal.
11:13Get rid of the mud so you can see it on the screen.
11:16Yeah, what's up?
11:22There it is.
11:25Cleopatra's magnificent ship.
11:29How did it get to Northern Italy?
11:31After the death of Cleopatra, it was stolen.
11:34The thieves were mean sailors and set it afloat here.
11:37Oh, Shepard, you're going to have to shut up, huh?
11:40Why?
11:41What's so special about an old ship?
11:44The ship, you weirdo, is made of pure gold.
11:49First, we're going to spread out and search the whole city.
11:53It would have been great if these mean guys could get to this city.
11:57So let's go. After you, beautiful lady.
12:14Mask!
12:22I can't do much with my country vehicle here in Venice.
12:25Just keep your eyes open. It can never hurt.
12:40Come on, now you can't complain about me anymore.
12:42The explosives are all in their place.
12:44You can really get started.
12:46That's enough, Rex. Get out of here now.
12:48And you, Shepard, get out of your place.
12:56I'm ready. You can count on me, ma'am.
13:07As soon as the water is gelated, we only have one hour.
13:10Don't forget that.
13:12Mask!
13:17There's nothing exciting to see from up here.
13:20Have you already discovered anything?
13:22No, ma'am, unfortunately not.
13:25Nothing interesting down here.
13:38Matt, Gloria, Ma'am is above me. I'll follow him.
13:47That's worse than being on an ice rink.
13:55I've never experienced anything like this before.
13:57I feel like an Aspic.
14:01Venom seems to be very busy.
14:03Mask!
14:09Hey, look!
14:10The whole channel water is jelly.
14:17You have a good laugh.
14:18This wobbly pudding forces me to switch to four-wheel drive.
14:21That's great.
14:23Then I can ride on you.
14:25Dad didn't say that running on the water is forbidden.
14:29I'll carry you, and you'll carry the responsibility.
14:34No ship can get in our way now.
14:36Scorpion, get to work.
14:44It's working, ma'am.
14:46Scorpion is riding freely on this pudding.
14:49Now it's all in my hands.
14:51Come on, Scorpion, fire your torpedoes.
14:54Now the Italian will fly around the pampas.
15:05A nice hole.
15:06But now it has to go fast.
15:08Get me my piece of jewelry.
15:14And now I'll deliver the sauce to Venom's pudding.
15:18Shit!
15:21Damn!
15:29Actually, that's a useless gimmick.
15:31Maybe at the end of the channel I can see what's to be done.
15:37My mom would laugh her ass off if she could see me like this.
15:40I don't feel like poking around with a stick in this pudding anymore.
15:45I have to do something useful.
15:48Get to work.
15:49Mask!
15:52Come on, don't leave me in the lurch.
16:00That's enough. I want to get out of here.
16:03Aura, action!
16:09You're sitting around like that.
16:11Can I do something for you?
16:21Just be patient. I'll get through.
16:27Vanessa, take care of the mask people.
16:30I'll do it.
16:50Rex, prepare everything.
16:52As soon as the ship is on the keel, we'll cut it with the laser.
17:01I can't shake him off.
17:05You were better in shape, Vanessa.
17:13That's done.
17:16He's in trouble. We have to help him.
17:24Now we're talking.
17:26Now this guy has ruined my falcon.
17:28Hopefully there won't be a crash landing.
17:33Watch out! There's an advance on the right!
17:55Now we're talking.
18:11Now this is going to be fun.
18:20Good work, gentlemen.
18:22Callum, reduce the ship so we can transport it better.
18:26Okay, Matt.
18:29Gulliver, action!
18:38Come on, T-Bone. We're going to ride a fast attack to Cleopatra's honor.
18:42Cleopatra is already holding her knees from looking down.
18:47Look, I've got it! The golden ship!
18:49They're running straight into the firing line.
18:53Spectrum, action!
19:03I've got it! This damn bandit stole my ship!
19:20Gulliver, action!
19:22Gulliver, action!
19:35A beautiful ship. In the future, everyone who comes to Venice will be able to admire it.
19:39And I will be admired because I crossed the Canal Grande at its widest point on my knees.
19:45Hi, hi, hi.
19:51T-Bone, what are you doing?
19:54You can see I'm doing bodybuilding. I want to be a catcher.
19:57You'll have to get used to the circuits.
20:00Now it's just the arms pulling.
20:03When I weighted for the first time, I had a massive muscle dislocation, a fracture in the back, swollen feet, and I also had dog misery for a week.
20:12Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
20:42Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
20:45Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
20:48Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
20:51Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
20:54Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
20:57Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
21:00Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
21:03Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.
21:06Yeah, you also have to do bodybuilding with heads.