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00:00Hello friends, today's episode is about King Midas.
00:05There are the good ones, there are the bad ones, there is heavy metal.
00:08And I play the main role as Professor Oklahoma Jones. You will be amazed.
00:18We present...
00:20Alf in the Fairy Tale Land
00:23Full of adventure
00:25Fire
00:30Romantic
00:34With a lot of fun
00:38And a lot of apprehension
00:46I hate snakes. It's disgusting and I don't care what's in my contract.
00:50I don't deal with snakes and I'm done with it.
00:55Professor Oklahoma, our investigations show that people want to see snakes.
01:00Nice watch you have there, Roger. Gold?
01:03But of course.
01:08I hope it's waterproof and as far as the snakes are concerned.
01:12I'm sure we'll find a solution.
01:15You'll see. Until then, I'll enjoy myself in the wardrobe.
01:20Today's episode is called King Midas.
01:23The story of the man with the golden hand.
01:26Everything he touched turned to gold.
01:29Smile, Professor.
01:31But my chocolate side is on the right.
01:33This is Connie Shunk, science reporter for the Irrational Television Society
01:38on the campus of Oklahoma Junior College.
01:43Professor Oklahoma Jones,
01:45The world-famous archaeologist is just setting off on a new expedition.
01:51The professor wants to track down the legendary King Midas.
01:55Professor Jones gives his last lecture before he sets off on the dangerous expedition.
02:00This will be his last performance at all.
02:04We want Oklahoma!
02:07We want Oklahoma!
02:10Am I too late now?
02:12We want Oklahoma!
02:14Thank you very much.
02:16For a long time, the old King Midas was just one of many mythical creatures.
02:21Like the Santa Claus.
02:26There is no Santa Claus?
02:28And who brings the presents to the people?
02:31But recently they made a discovery.
02:34The deer, please.
02:36As you can clearly see, there really seems to be one.
02:40Unfortunately, the photographer, from whom the recording comes, made the mistake of giving King Midas his hand
02:47and turned into a fungus.
02:49Fungus?
02:51Did he have a jump in the bowl or what?
02:53But at least we got his camera,
02:56as well as this map of the previously undiscovered amusement park of Midasland.
03:01And that's exactly where our expedition is supposed to go.
03:11These are Hertz Budget rental camels. I hope they have opened.
03:17Welcome to Hertz Budget rental camels.
03:22You know our catchphrase.
03:24The most uncomfortable thing is always the payment.
03:30It's nice to see you again, Oki.
03:32What are you doing here, Gaston?
03:34I'm trying to give an international touch with my French accent of the expedition.
03:41Do you prefer the one-legged model or the two-legged model?
03:46I don't care as long as it has air conditioning.
03:49I think I have reserved.
03:51Ah yes, sure.
03:53Professor Jones.
03:55May I invite you?
03:57Yes, yes, quite right. The world famous.
04:00This voice seems so familiar to me.
04:03Your camels are about to leave.
04:06Would you like a full cascovata Morgana insurance?
04:10No, thank you. I like hallucinations.
04:13Tell me, haven't I heard your voice before?
04:16What? My voice?
04:18How's that?
04:20Certainly not.
04:22I never forget a voice.
04:26Leave it!
04:27Trample animal!
04:29Look, my arch-rival Professor Bouquet.
04:32What are you doing here?
04:34I'm following you, Oklahoma Jones.
04:37Push this card out.
04:39Get it, you old cracker.
04:43You can try the trick again on my razor-sharp crooked saber, Oklahoma Jones.
04:49All right, you didn't want it any other way.
04:55Maybe we need new props.
04:59On the camels, scratch me the curve.
05:02Before you scratch the curve, scratch her off.
05:11Limburger, you idiot. You let her escape.
05:15But we'll get you, Oklahoma Jones.
05:25Look, man destroys nature.
05:28You mean Misord?
05:30No, I mean the fast-food glitch.
05:34Oh, Oklahoma.
05:36Rhonda.
05:42How did I deserve that?
05:44Because you let me sit ten years ago when you were a young teacher and I was your innocent student.
05:50Yes, but you always had good grades.
05:52And? I got them later.
05:55What kind of service is this? I'm hungry.
05:58Still the same. He always thinks of himself first.
06:01But then I always think of you first.
06:04Seriously?
06:05Seriously. Close your eyes, kids. Now comes the kissing scene.
06:12Oh, Oklahoma.
06:14Oh, Rhonda.
06:19Hey, where's the sweaty music for our kissing scene?
06:22Did the drone master go to eat or what?
06:25No, but you will soon finally give up the spoon.
06:35Shake out the card immediately, Oklahoma.
06:38Otherwise, the light goes out for your girlfriend.
06:41How terrible. Then the poor girl is completely in the dark.
06:46There we were now, with our legs tied together like the turkey in the Roman pot,
06:51and waited for the bomb to go off.
06:53The evil Professor Bouquet had broken into the castle of King Midas with the card,
06:58and we were sitting in the pinte.
07:01In the tinte.
07:04Sorry, typo.
07:06Don't you want to do something to get us out of here, Oki?
07:09After all, you are the macho.
07:12I thought machos would be out and softies would be in.
07:19This Limburger really understands something about knots.
07:22He would have become a great sailor.
07:24The bomb, Oki.
07:27Don't worry.
07:28As long as I wear this massively golden Swiss watch, nothing can happen to us.
07:36Shake it once, and it ticks again. Now continue in the text.
07:41We have to get ahead of Bouquet and Limburger and find King Midas.
07:45But we don't have a card yet.
07:47I didn't think about that at all.
07:49We were unlucky.
07:50If we don't get out of here, we'll never finish the episode.
07:53Well, my place is over here.
07:55I guess I have to get in with you so I can get some of Midas' wealth.
07:59Besides, I'm the only one of us who knows the way without a card.
08:11Maybe we should have taken the highway.
08:14I thought the panorama route would be better for you.
08:18Why do you know so much about this Midas?
08:21Don't you remember?
08:22I wrote my final work about Midas.
08:25Besides, I brought my chameleon to his workshop for inspection.
08:31How did this suffering come about?
08:34Well, his name was Bob Midas.
08:37He started very small with an exhaust service in the desert.
08:46He had a huge success.
08:48He became the king of the exhaust industry.
08:53So he founded branches everywhere.
08:56New Midas Chameleon Exhaust Service Stations were created everywhere.
09:01Bob became incredibly rich.
09:03But he wanted more and more.
09:08One day, a wonderful man named Cartier Tiffany
09:12dragged his chameleon to the general rehearsal.
09:25Because Bob had put his chameleon back in order,
09:28he made him a wonderful gift.
09:30Everything Midas touched became gold.
09:33Wait a minute.
09:34I thought it was lard.
09:36Everything he touched became lard.
09:39You're wrong.
09:41Me?
09:42I'm wrong?
09:43That's impossible.
09:46He didn't even have lard in his ears.
09:49Gold with a G.
09:51So, gold.
09:52No wonder everyone is after him.
09:55Come on.
09:56The gloomy secret passage to the land of Midas begins here.
10:05THE LAND OF MIDAS
10:12Don't you think it's too dangerous?
10:14Of course not.
10:20Oh, that's Latin. What does that mean, Oki?
10:23Caveat snarcus fallum.
10:27Watch out for falling snakes.
10:31Ladies have performances.
10:33You're a hero.
10:48Snakes!
10:49I want to get out of here.
10:51Stop it.
10:52They're more afraid of you than you are of them.
10:55I have my doubts.
10:59Just try to imagine
11:01that the snakes are something you're not afraid of.
11:04Imagine your favorite animal.
11:06Favorite animal?
11:09Okay.
11:11It works.
11:13Cows are wonderful.
11:14They're so sensitive.
11:17Cows!
11:18I'm afraid of these little dogs.
11:20Let me pull the snake.
11:23Snakes?
11:24Did you just say snakes?
11:31I'm not afraid.
11:32I'm not afraid.
11:33I'm not afraid.
11:34I'm not afraid.
11:35Watch out for the snake!
11:56The land of Midas.
12:02The land of Midas.
12:13Heavy metal.
12:15Come with me.
12:18This is the wife of Midas.
12:20These are his two children.
12:22Man, they're well-bred.
12:23A little shy, maybe.
12:25And here is the king himself.
12:28Ronda.
12:29How nice to see you again.
12:31King Midas.
12:32I am Oklahoma Jones.
12:35Are you crazy?
12:36What do you think?
12:37Do you want to end up like them?
12:41Tell me,
12:42how do you feel when you're the richest man in the world?
12:45You feel very lonely.
12:48And I'm starving.
12:50I haven't eaten for years.
12:53We have to help him, Oklahoma.
12:58Of course.
12:59Oklahoma Jones has done every task so far.
13:02There is a magical coffee cup that can stop this curse.
13:06But to find it, you have to go to the Grave of Discipline.
13:12Go to the Grave of Discipline?
13:14Go to the Grave of Discipline?
13:16I still have to think about that.
13:18Maybe we can start an advertising blog.
13:21Oklahoma Jones must not leave this grave alive.
13:26I want the gold for myself.
13:29And for my friends.
13:31The gold belongs to me.
13:34And as long as Midas still has his golden hand,
13:38I will get a reward without end.
13:56Well, according to the legend,
13:58the entrance to the Great Sphinx is in the cradle.
14:02There must be a secret lever somewhere.
14:20Sacrebleu, what are you doing?
14:23I'm making a torch.
14:26But that's my dinner sack.
14:29Be glad I didn't take your pants.
14:53Let's see, as far as I can decipher hieroglyphs,
14:56this inscription means
14:58Play any melody that pleases you,
15:01but if you play it wrong, you will be crushed.
15:05Well, try it. I'm not musical.
15:08So?
15:09I'm not allowed to do that.
15:11In such films, women are only allowed to scream and be afraid.
15:14Tremble, tremble.
15:16Tremble, tremble.
15:22We're being crushed.
15:24Grandma, don't stand around, do something.
15:27Maybe we'll be luckier with the next number.
15:29I'll try it with the Spanish rhythm.
15:36At least we'll get slimmer hips.
15:39My hips are fine.
15:41Thank you. Try again.
15:47So, Oki, now we're in the grave of history.
15:51And now you can put yourself in terrible danger
15:54and swallow the magic cup.
15:57Who says that?
15:59I say that, Oki.
16:02How nice that we meet, Mr. Jones.
16:05And now you may take the cup for us at the risk of your life.
16:09Instead, I'd rather wash your car.
16:12Forward now.
16:14Forward now.
16:19In my final work, it says
16:22you have to solve three riddles to get into the grave.
16:25The first is, what lives eggs and makes quack, quack?
16:30A chicken.
16:32No, a chicken makes quack, quack.
16:35A parrot.
16:36No, a parrot makes quack, quack.
16:38Then kiss.
16:41Oki, in cover.
16:43Now I've got it, the duck,
16:45after I didn't get on it before.
16:48Come here, in cover.
16:55Not bad, flying under cups.
17:05Crosswords are my favorite game.
17:09To get over it, you have to be able to spell the word encyclopedia correctly.
17:14Why is that never a word like cat?
17:19E and N.
17:23Hey, I'm doing pretty well.
17:25When we get out of here alive, I'll sign up for a scrabble club.
17:29Where were we? Oh yes, encyclopedia.
17:33E, N, C.
17:37Yes!
17:40What do you think, if Nisht can inherit his hat?
17:44I'd rather stay with humans, don't get angry.
17:56Oh, that's the hardest riddle of all.
17:59You have to try to cross this gorge
18:02by imagining going over a bridge.
18:07See you, goodbye, adios, I'm getting out.
18:10I like to do a lot of funny things, but I'm not stupid.
18:17I see a bridge.
18:19Don't you see a bridge?
18:21And what a pretty bridge I see there.
18:30A small step for a man.
18:32I just hope no one gets hurt.
18:35Hey, I can do it.
18:41Solid construction, made in Germany.
18:43I think the trick with this belief is to be 100% sure.
18:47But I wonder what happens when I get the slightest doubt.
18:51I believe, yes, I believe, yes, to dream.
18:55I dream the impossible dream.
18:59I dream the impossible dream.
19:18It's about time.
19:20I opened this store 700 years ago
19:24and now the first customer is coming.
19:27How can you open a store in a Sphinx?
19:30The rent was low.
19:32Again, I don't give the keyword for such a porn.
19:35Excuse me, I'm looking for a magic cup.
19:38Preferably a dishwasher.
19:40Magic cup? I have millions of them.
19:44But you made a good choice.
19:47Only one can free Midas from his curse.
19:51The others cause, who knows what.
19:55Thank you for leading us to the magic cup, Professor Jones.
20:00What do you want with it? You don't even have a gold finger.
20:03True, but with Midas in my power,
20:06I am certainly the richest man in the world.
20:09Come with the cup, so I can smash it into a thousand pieces.
20:15Think about it, only one cup is the right one.
20:21You won, Bucky.
20:22But before you smash it, we should celebrate your victory.
20:25But Uncle Homer!
20:27How can you give up so easily?
20:29Today was a long day. I'm tired.
20:31There are still many adventures to conquer.
20:35The Magic Cup
20:47I guess Midas isn't the only one who turns everything into gold.
20:51If only they had shone like that before.
20:54Are you interested in two massively golden gangsters?
20:59Ah!
21:01That's Cartier.
21:03He's upset that we're playing with powers we can't understand.
21:08I don't want to see him get punished. Let's get out of here.
21:14Yes, that's right. Get out of here.
21:16Oh, today's youth.
21:18They create chaos and leave it to others to clean up.
21:25The Magic Cup. You got it.
21:27Drink as much as you want, King. First, get rid of the caffeine.
21:33I'm healed!
21:40Why did you take so long, you useless, lazy fool?
21:43And why didn't you ever punish me?
21:46I want my pocket money!
21:50Man, she's got her hands full.
21:53Ah, the gentle voices of my beloved family.
21:58You know, Oki.
22:00It's about time we found our own family.
22:03Family. Residence. The nine to five o'clock office number.
22:08Hey, Ramda, watch out for the rockfall.
22:11Rockfall? There's no rockfall here.
22:14Oki, stay there!
22:17Oki, come back!
22:19I'll bring your hat for cleaning.
22:21Oki!
22:51Ha! Ich lach mich tot!