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00:00Episode 1
00:11What do you mean?
00:16What? You want to turn your back on me?
00:19You're a second-class cultivator.
00:21Who gave you the courage to negotiate with us?
00:24Liang Jingru gave me the courage.
00:25Liang Jingru?
00:26Which sect are you from?
00:28It's good that you haven't heard of it.
00:30I have people on my side.
00:31Even if you have people on your side,
00:32it's not good for the Chu Palace.
00:34Someone!
00:35Tell me to crush this guy's appetite.
00:39Brother Fu!
00:40Stop!
00:45Where did this little beauty come from?
00:47Third Master,
00:48our banquet is not shallow today.
00:52My father is the Jiedeng Tu of Mingyue City.
00:54Let him go.
00:55We won't tell anyone about today.
00:58Who are you trying to scare?
01:00Brothers, catch him.
01:02Whoever catches him will be given a head.
01:12Friends in the mountains,
01:13look at me.
01:17I know I won't live long today.
01:20Please let me
01:21fulfill my last wish.
01:24What wish?
01:25Actually, my wish is
01:27to be a magician.
01:30Please let me complete my last performance.
01:32I need an audience.
01:34This beautiful lady.
01:37Thank you, everyone.
01:41Brother Lu,
01:42what are you doing?
01:44Just stay closer to me.
01:47Everyone,
01:48stand closer to me.
01:50The ultimate secret of magic
01:52is that you can't see it even if you face it.
01:54How can you see it clearly if you stand far away?
01:57Little pervert,
01:58act well.
02:00If you get caught,
02:01you will die.
02:08Look at my unique skill.
02:10Happy Water of Debt Relief.
02:16This is your Happy Water of Debt Relief.
02:26What?
02:29You just called me a useless pervert.
02:33We didn't know Mount Tai well.
02:35Please forgive us.
02:37We will remember your kindness.
02:39Me?
02:41There is also Mount Tai in your world?
02:44Fine.
02:45For the sake of Mount Tai,
02:47I will give you a chance.
02:48If you can answer my question correctly,
02:50I will let you go.
02:52No,
02:53they are bandits.
02:55Did you catch them?
02:56Do you have the right to speak?
03:00You go first.
03:01What musical instrument can you play?
03:02I...
03:03I can't play any musical instrument.
03:05You can't even play musical instrument?
03:06What's the use of living in this world?
03:12I...
03:13I can blow a whistle.
03:16Who told you to shoot?
03:18Brother Zu,
03:19is it too cruel?
03:22Xiaoxi,
03:23there is a saying that
03:24kindness to the enemy
03:25is cruelty to yourself.
03:27You will understand it in the future.
03:30Kill me if you want.
03:31We are all bandits.
03:32There is no one who can play musical instrument in the whole mountain village.
03:36I see.
03:37Then I will give you a common sense question.
03:41Am I handsome?
03:42Yes, you are.
03:44You are the most handsome man
03:46in the whole Mingyue City.
03:48Even the pregnant woman inside
03:50will be surprised when she sees your face.
03:53Then you are older than me.
03:55As expected, women are the most annoying.
03:57When they hear others say that they are old,
03:59are you satisfied with my answer?
04:04You know too much.
04:10Brother,
04:11you have to take the responsibility.
04:13How about it?
04:14Are you satisfied?
04:16Today, Hengshu is dead.
04:18I have nothing to say.
04:19Kill me if you want.
04:21But my brothers in Black Wind Village
04:23will definitely avenge me.
04:25I am flattered.
04:26You take care of me so well.
04:28I especially left you a simple and correct question.
04:31As long as you answer it right,
04:33I will let you go.
04:34Really?
04:35Yes.
04:36This question is absolutely correct.
04:38If you don't accept it,
04:40I can tell you the correct answer.
04:41I promise you will be convinced.
04:44OK.
04:45Go ahead.
04:46Three hundred jasmines a day.
04:49What is the next sentence?
04:52I don't believe
04:53you can accept the ancient poetry of our world.
04:57I know.
04:58It is
04:59A man who makes a mistake without hesitation.